This guy was EXTREMELY difficult to craft
Many of the trolls I've made thus far are a simple reorganization, cut/copy/paste, or recolor job.
This guy though...
Be the Schemer ==>

Your name is Pibley Dastar.
Oh my goodness, aren't you the MISCHIEVOUS one! You just loving RUINING PEOPLE'S DAYS and WINNING EVERYTHING! You love pretending to be a RECUPERDERBY RACER, it is the absolute best sport besides HIJINKERIES! Sometimes you even pretend to fly around, trying your best to shoot down all those damn birds.
You're an avid SCHEMER, it is all you really know how to do. Most of your traps and schemes end up failing, but every now and then you get to take pride in watching a WORTHLESS LOW-BLOOD end up stuck in a FAIRLY EMBARASSING SITUATION. Most trolls tend to avoid you since many of your TRAPS and TRICKS turn out very bad for those that fall prey to them.
You are also the absolute GREATEST CHEATER EVER. There is nobody that can cheat quite as hard as you can!
Most trolls avoid you, but that doesn't matter! As long as you have your trusty WHEELED RECUPERACOON and your book of PITFALLS AND OTHER PARTICULARLY NASTY DEEDS, you could care less! You find your lusus COMPLETELY INEPT AND UTTERLY STUPID, but you've given up trying to chase him off.
Your trolltag is
deviousArchitect and you tend to speak in a Slooooow High-Pitched Waaaaay That Makes It Seem Like You're Scheeeeeming. You Also Haaaaave A Few Catchphraaaaases, But Those Are Seeeeecreeeeet, Eheheheheheeeee }XD.
Name: Pibley Dastar
Trolltag: deviousArchitect
Lusus: Dog
Color: 200d81
Quirk: Capitalizes the first letter in every word. Stretches vowels of certain words to give sentences more umph(?) Has a few catchphrases, and will laugh after successful wordplay or a point of "exquisite menace."
Symbol: Unknown, clearly that hat covers more then just hair :O