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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    *added the 'Sburbpedia'. It will allow people to mix and match session things (prototypings, consorts, lands etc.) after the original session.

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    * Removed the Sburbpedia.
    * Readded the Sburbpedia, this time running MediaWiki 1.7. Account creation is only allowed for SBURB players.
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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    *Removed the last updates.

    IM: What do you think SBURB null is for ? It's a version specially made to try things and meet new species ! Also, the "hentai" mode was already removed. It once was the "adult" mode. I'll re-add the SBURBpedia tough.

    *Added a SBURBpedia as a free item to the vanity shop. The discoveries made in all SBURB modes will be added to your personal SBURBpedia as you make them.
    Last edited by The Almighty 404; 07-09-2011 at 09:27 AM.


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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    Fixes:
    *Replaced horrorterrors with giant strawberry.
    New bugs:
    *Giant strawberry is sentient and attempts to murder the players.

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: Okay, who let a newbie PUBLISH a new patch ?

    *Reverted last patch. The Noble Circle was unhappy. They were appeased by throwing them some giant killer srawberries to eat.


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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: Please do not disturb me for the next 157.5 hours (give or take a few centuries), I'm going to see if I can excise the [COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]VIRUS[/COLOR].

    IM2: ...Huh, that actually worked. Please don't disturb the tentacle hanging from the ceiling of the atrium in Building 427.8, it's necessary for the fix.

    IM3: I SAID NOT TO DISTURB THE TENTACLE -

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    *Fixed bug that caused giant fruits to become sentient.
    *Changed horrorterror behaviour. Now they will hug and cuddle the players whenever possible.
    New bugs:
    *Horrorterrors explode in contact with organic matter.

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: Dammit, when will you learn ? Do. Not. Mess. With. Our. Primary. Investors.

    *Reverted the hugging and cuddling fix.
    *Appeased the Horrorterrors with Squiddles
    *Scratched sessions with players rendered catatonic beyond salvation by the contact with the Horrorterrors' frisky appendages.


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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    *Reversed all of the new intern's patches

    IM: I think we need to have some sort of competence exam to enable new workers to create patches.
    Who's with me on this?

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    Quote Originally Posted by Thedude3445 View Post

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    Re: SBURB patch notes



    *Fixed a bug where an internet file could be prototyped. Still having nightmares about endless Nyan Cats, Rick Astleys, and fat dancing guys.


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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    * Fixed bug that somehow set Skaianet labs on fire.
    IM: Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY? I didn't even know Sburb code COULD affect us like that!

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    Quote Originally Posted by machinator View Post


    IM: The code countains everything in the SBURB-verse. Even us. Even quite a few things that AREN'T part of the SBURB-verse. Only Lord English is somehow outside the code, yet inside the SBURB-verse. Him, and Andrew Hussie.
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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: And anything that ever happened in Session 1047.
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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    *Added new patch: Session auto-scratches if anyone mentions session 1047

    IM: Come on, guys, remember. You do NOT talk about session 1047.

    IM2: Oh yes, could someone get my hat washed? It's covered with blood from where I was just stabbed by a Noir.

    IM3: Actually, I'm starting to feel a little light-headed. Could you please get someone to take me over to the medicafahrtaehrthfehgfdeha*crunch*
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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: Restoring Phantom Gamer from backup... Done.

    *Adjusted slightly the sensivity of last patch. 1047 as a number unrelated to the 1047 session is unbanned. In the current session 1047, the players will forever be unaware of the true number of their session.

    IM2: And, of course, I've stopped the program from trying to scratch beings outside the sessions mentionning the session 1047. The events of the original sessions 1047 are still sealed from the memories of everyone. In fact, the video of the fights are now blanks. Even copies completely isolated from any network. Our servers run THE UNIVERSES.


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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: Wait, session 1047 is a null session, so there are no players. Unless...

    IM: I'm checking the update log right now...

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    *Re-added Session 1047. Why was it gone in the first place?
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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: The sponge-players couldn't enter, so the session auto-deleted itself.


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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    * Applied an anti-memetic virus to Session 1047.

    * Undid last patch - what was Session 1047?

    * Undid last patch - I need to be more careful with that.

    * Undid last patch - Why do I keep erasing Session 1047 from everyone's minds, and existence?

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    *Locked doors to office building 554534345243534e+34. This office was really close to the sessions. There were 5 people who just walked in and started spamming patches that didn't work. They used my profile for 2 of them.

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    IM: Does anybody know why the session control server is on fire? I'm having some trouble breathing here.

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: It does that. Part of the daily maintenance.

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    Re: SBURB patch notes

    IM: You should've been assigned an integrated helmet and rebreather module, loaded with a breathing gas suitable to your physiology, during your training session (alongside the pressure suit, unpressure suit, and general clothing). It's probably buried at the bottom of your modus right now. Gas cartridge refills are located off every even-numbered corridor.


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