The Dare Thread! Read OP before posting!

[shonen413]

Hello! Welcome To The Dare Thread. Here's How This Basically Works:

1) Choose A Dare From The Spoiler-ed List Below. Check To See If It Is In Progress. If Not, Make A Post Telling Everyone That You Are Going To Do It. The List Will Be Edited To Say That The Dare You Took Is In Progress.
2) Complete The Dare. It Is Customary To Make A Video, A Gif, Or Take A/some Picture(s).
3) Post The Video/fig/pictures On This Thread, And Then Submit Your Own Dare In The Same Post. Your Submission Will Be Added To The List. If You Want To Direct The Dare At Someone, Be Sure To Mention That In Your Post.
If you need guidance, you can PM me, or RomancePhilologist, my second in command. His word is so much gospel, Hearts Boxcars sings his glory
The Guidelines:
1. Nothing Dangerous- For Obvious Reasons
2. Nothing Costly- Because We All Can't Waste Money
3. Nothing Involving Taking Off Clothes- Because Come On People, We Gotta Act At Least A Little Like Grownups
5. Nothing Illegal- Once Again, For Obvious Reasons
6. It Doesn't Have To Be Mspa Related- But It Is Appreciated If It Is!
7. If You Really Dont Want To Take A Dare Because It Makes You Uncomfortable, Its Ok, But Dont Take Advantage Of It. We Will Pick A More Suitable Dare For You.
8. If You Want To Go Again After You've Done A Dare, Thats Fine (But Let New People Do Dares). Max Seven Dares Out At A Time.

If You Do Enough Dares, You Can Make It To Godhood, Using The EcheladDARE:

Level Overview

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God Tier +3.3 Dares= 41.3 Accomplished Dares (The 0.3 Is For When You Contribute Something Awesome To The Thread)
Level 16 +5 = 38 Accomplished Dares
Level 15 +4 = 33 Accomplished Dares
Level 14 +4 = 29 Accomplished Dares
Level 13 +3 = 25 Accomplished Dares
Level 12 +3 = 22 Accomplished Dares
Level 11 +3 = 19 Accomplished Dares
Level 10 +3 = 16 Accomplished Dares
Level 9 +2 = 13 Accomplished Dares
Level 8 +2 = 11 Accomplished Dares
Level 7 +2 = 9 Accomplished Dares
Level 6 +2 = 7 Accomplished Dares
Level 5 +1 = 5 Accomplished Dares
Level 4 +1 = 4 Accomplished Dares
Level 3 +1 = 3 Accomplished Dares
Level 2 +1 = 2 Accomplished Dares
Level 1 = 1 Accomplished Dare

Dares That Have Been Done Already:

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1. Barbasol. Take A Bunch Of Cans Of It And Then Spray Mspa Related Thing On Either Your Own Yard Or Someplace Where It Wouldn't Be Illegal. (Found here)
2. Recreate this scene From Homestuck! (Found here and here)
3. I Dare Whosoever Accepts It, To 1. Find All Of Their Socks, All Of Them. 2. And Put Them All On At The Same Time. 3. Snapshot 4. Post. 5. Lol At Your Own Giant Sock Feet. (Found here)
4. write The Scariest Honk You Can On Your Body! (Found here)
5. I Dare You To gently Chaos Dunk A Bunny Into A Box. Pictures And/or Video Is Greatly Appreciated. (Found here)
6. You Could...write "i Love Lil Cal" On Your Arm With A Permanent Marker And Take A Picture. (Found here)
7. Post A Dramatic Monologue Of A Non-nsfw Homestuck Fanfic. (Found here)
8. I Now Propose A Dare To Any Takers: Find At Least 10 Separate And Distinct Items In Your Domicile/house/laboratory And Stack Them Up Biggest On The Bottom Smallest On Top. Then Upload This Fine Item Pyramid. (Found here)
9. I Dare You To Recreate Johns Gushers Mental Breakdown (Found here)
10. I Dare Someone To Enter The Medium! You Can Eat An Apple, Break A Bottle, Crack An Egg Or Wack A Pinata (Or Reasonable Pinata Substitute.) (Found here)
11. Don The The Darkest Sunglasses You Can Find And Photograph Yourself Either Licking Or Sniffing, If Licking Is Too Gross, An Object As If You Were Terezi Trying To "see" It. The Crazier The Facial Expression The Better. (Found here)
12. Do Your Best Impression Of Terezi's "deal With It/shrug" Pose (E.g. The Pose Here). I'm Not Sure What The Pose Is Really Called But... Oh Well.
    Alternative Or Just One Extra To Do, Pose As Terezi Doing A Dramatic Coin Flip. Getting The Photo Of The Coin In Mid-flip Would Just Add To The Sweetness Of It.(Found here)
13. I Dare You To Paint Ur Face Like To LoOK Like Lil Cal's Face Irl Or On Ms Paint (Found here)
14. I Dare Someone To Get Barbasol Or Barbasol Equivalent Ans Do Streams Of Barbasol Like Wv Did! (You Can Put Them On A Wall And Then Take A Pic Because I Know It Doesn't Come Out That Fast) (Found here)
15. I Dare You To Don As Many Maddening Hats (Though Hats Inducing Other Dispositions Could Be Allowed Too If This Type Of Hat Does Not Provide A Proficient Number) As You Can Before It Becomes Too Many And Begins To Topple Over, And Then Take A Picture Of It. (Found here)
16. I Dare You To Take Lifdoff(Found here)
17. I Dare Somebody To Do One Of The Three Gambit Schemas From Problem Sleuth! (Found here)
18. Eat A hot God With Jelly (found HERE)
19. I dare esrever to use this avatar for a week: (he did it)
20. Make the crappiest Homestuck cosplay you can without buying anything for it. (Found HERE)
21. Inspired by the what you look like thread, I dare you to don the least hipster-y clothes and hairstyle possible that you can, then don the most hipster-y clothes and hairstyle possible and put them side by side as a comparison. (found HERE)
22. draw (in only 10 minutes) me, spook, shonen, optimus, NAP, Vare E8, and yourself havin a wicked rad dance party (just use our avatars as reference for what to draw for us).(found HERE)
23. I dare Thunder to dress up in as much outdoorwear as possible (including snowpants, umbrellas, sunglasses, backpack, etc.) and then take a picture. (found HERE)
24. I dare you to do your best impression of Karkat's face from this page. The more bug-eyed and slouched the better. Also extra points well not really if you can mess up your hair up to look like his. (found HERE)
25. SPRAY BARBASOL IN THE SHAPE OF TEREZIS (I read tetris sorry) SYMBOL ON YOUR WINDOW AND LEAVE IT FOR APROXIMATELY 1 HOUR LOL. (found HERE)
26. I dare someone to duct tape themselves to a wall and have someone take a picture. (found HERE)
27. My dare for a person is to Gather a few people, plushies, lamps, platypuses (platypi, platypeople? I still can't figure out the plural to platypus!) or whatever is available and attempt to pose as a team with them. (found HERE)
28. Make THIS bluh face. (found HERE)
29. My dare is for someone to consume either a shot or a spoonful of Worcestershire sauce. (found HERE)
30. Dress up anything not living in your house as an mspa character. (For example: get a vacuum cleaner and put a t-shirt and button shirt over it, some pants (if possible), and attach some makeshift horns to make tavros (even better if you do Tavros, make a gif of it rolling around). (found HERE)
31. I dare somebody to write a children's story about any number of posters in this thread. As long as you want, though it has to be long enough to tell a story, not just a couple sentences. (found HERE)
32. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to make an incredibly silly (yet safe for work) fan fiction based on the information provided. (pic found HERE) (found HERE)
33. RP: Do an acrobatic fucking pirouette. (found HERE)
34. Wear Something silly as a hat (found HERE)
35. Perform a cover of your favorite homestuck song. Not instrumentally talented? Just sing along to one of the songs that have lyrics. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
36. I dare RP to draw Ironlass(Jade) VS Ironman in an epic fucking battle pose. And I expect it to be amazing as fuck. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
37. I dare someone to make up and record a short song about cheese. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
38. Perform a cover of your favorite homestuck song. Not instrumentally talented? Just sing along to one of the songs that have lyrics (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
39. I dare someone to record a short video of themselves having a sword fight with ghosts using a stick or some other non-swordlike object. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
40. I'm gonna dare somebody to take a picture/make a gif of an inappropriate time for ham. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
41. I'm gonna dare somebody to take a picture/make a gif of an inappropriate time for ham. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
42. Shonen: Sing the glory of Zillyhoo. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
43. Make the crappiest Homestuck cosplay you can without buying anything for it. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
44. Make the crappiest Homestuck cosplay you can without buying anything for it. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
45. draw your reaction to the most recent update. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
46. Make the crappiest Homestuck cosplay you can without buying anything for it. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
47. We dare someone to bring their pail out in public. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
48. Dress up your pet as WV. Extra points for the MAYOR sash. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
49. I Dare You To Take Something In Your House, Ride It Like A Mechanical Bull, And Make A Gif Out Of It. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
50. I dare someone to take a bunch of random food from their home, mix it all together, and eat the lot. Preferably in the form of a youtube video, but pictures will work. (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)
51. I dare Keeper33 to make a town of his own. One to rival to Can town!! (Example: Bottles, cups, etc.) (found HERE)(X2 Multiplier)

Standard Dares

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You can pick these dares if all the unclaimed dares are taken. These are open to everyone, and newcomers are invited to do one of these first!

1. Write a pesterlog/draw a panel/short comic depicting yourself interacting with MSPA characters in the cutest/funniest way you can think of.
2. Barbasol. Take A Bunch Of Cans Of It And Then Spray Mspa Related Thing On Either Your Own Yard Or Someplace Where It Wouldn't Be Illegal.
3. Make the crappiest Homestuck cosplay you can without buying anything for it.
4. draw your reaction to the most recent update.
5. Perform a cover of your favorite homestuck song. Not instrumentally talented? Just sing along to one of the songs that have lyrics.

Claimed Dares:

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The names next to some dares are the names of the people currently on those dares

1. I dare someone to watch an episode of My Little Pony and write a serious review of it (Thunderegg and Not A Pumpkin)
2. BE LORD ENGLISH. (Nopad)
3. I dare someone to be Shonen's avatar; you should record of video of you spraying some Barbasol into your mouth, then bluhing it out. (lethargicMute)
4. I dare Shonen to write a song/fanfic about this epic showdown and turn the thing into a widespread internet phenomenon. (shonen413)
5. I dare someone to make some horrid MSPA fanfiction that is about as noncanon as you can get. Bonus points for Nepeta not being dead in it. And even more bonus points for Nepeta being shipped with everyone. (And I mean everyone). Just make sure to keep it forum friendly. (Thunderegg and NAP)
6. Make the crappiest Homestuck cosplay you can without buying anything for it. (Reno is a Hobo)
7. Remake Can Town on your driveway with chalk and using as many soda/pop cans as you can (Points for them being TAB). Make yourself a MAYOR sash. Take a picture of yourself triumphantly standing over Can town. (AsuraChaos)
8. I dare someone to draw their favorite homestuck character in chalk in a public place (and take a picture, of course). (Reno is a Hobo)

Unclaimed Dares

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1. I Dare You To Find/wear A Dirty Wife-beater And Imitate Nic Cage's Face From The Bunny Scene In Con Air The Best You Can.
2. I Dare Someone To Take Pictures Acting Out A Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff Comic Of Their Choice. Take The Pictures Of You (And A Friend) Acting Out The Comic, Then Add In The Speech Bubbles Or Something. Use Your Imagination!
3. I Dare Whoever Accepts This Dare, To Reunite With A Loving Wife, Daughter, Friend, Colleague, Enemy, Or Anyone Else. When Doing So, Hand Them A Stuffed Animal (Preferably A Bunny, But Any Will Do) And Give Them A Hug.
4. Form A Pile Of Something And Sit Down On It With Someone Else
5. I Dare Someone To Cosplay As Eridan And Make A Video Of Yourself Laughing Evilly! For Science! (Cosplay Him As Best You Can)
6. Become homoerotically (however SFW) interested in the nearest (wind) fan.

People Who Have Completed Dares:

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Name Number of dares
shonen413 -6.3
Maddenedhatter -2
Jadewolf27 -4
Notapumpkin -3
Waterbottles -1
Wilysubversionist -1
Thunderegg -9.3
SpooK Blotter -3
Rakansen -1
Motorizedbootlegger -1
Romancephilologist -7.3
Esrever -1
Sunglassescladgunslinger -1
maliciousDevil -2
Optimus Prime Minister -1
Kamikaze Scotsman -3
elitehakor -1
DecidedlyDevious -1
Nopad -1
Zosephine -6
olivia -4
AsuraChaos -2
Rocketship Potter -2
Reno is a Hobo -4
Keepster33 -2

Oh And Guess What Guys! Were Working On Sig Badges! The More Dares You Do, The Higher Up The Dare Echeladder You Go! We Will Award Them As We Go, And You May Be Able To Reach Godhood! (we've got levels 1-5 done! If you want it, you can pm me, or just ask in the thread)

[Scarfington]

Inspired by your icon.

Barbasol. Take a bunch of cans of it and then spray MSPA related thing on either your own yard or someplace where it wouldn't be illegal.

[shonen413]

Challenge accepted. I shall do it soon, and post pics!

[NotASenator]

Before Avi can get here.

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I dare everyone on the forum to give something to charity this week.

[Vare E8]

Does donating to the art team for a cool wallpaper count?

[SunglassescladGunslinger]

I dare NAS to wear non matching and terribly fitting dress clothes backwards with a ballcap and sneakers on.

>: D

[KawaiiMelon]

Guys, guys, read the rules. One dare at a time, not a ton of them.

[shonen413]

as long as its in an orderly manner, more than one dare is allowed. also, i shall do mine soon, just gotta get some barbasol or barbasol equivalent

[Thunderegg]

I dare NAS to wear non matching and terribly fitting dress clothes backwards with a ballcap and sneakers on.

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I would find this hilarious.
And I should have my dare done not too long from now. I'm just pretty bad with image stuff
For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, it's from this

Joy, okay, dare time!
Thunderegg, I dare you to recreate John's mental breakdown from this panel as best as you can. Pictures or video would be greatly appreciated!

(I'm not sure if this counts as the third dare or not.)

[shonen413]

I dare NAS to wear non matching and terribly fitting dress clothes backwards with a ballcap and sneakers on.

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I would find this hilarious.
And I should have my dare done not too long from now. I'm just pretty bad with image stuff
For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, it's from this

Joy, okay, dare time!
Thunderegg, I dare you to recreate John's mental breakdown from this panel as best as you can. Pictures or video would be greatly appreciated!

(I'm not sure if this counts as the third dare or not.)

As long as the dared accept, its fine. So thats three then! (if NAS accepts that is)

[ShyGuy]

the only problem with letting people choose dares is the same of Hussie choosing user commands... people can pick easy ones, as opposed to going way out of their comfort zone in some trade autonomy for security, odd-Hobbesian Leviathan way...

[shonen413]

Well you're choosing dares for other people to do, and people love to see funny stuff. and i guess if we as a thread vote, we can get a better dare.

[Drillgorg]

Esrever still hasn't completed his dare from me back from during our "mod war". The dare was to eat at Taco Bell.

[shonen413]

well this is a new dare thread, so new dares...

[Thunderegg]

the only problem with letting people choose dares is the same of Hussie choosing user commands... people can pick easy ones, as opposed to going way out of their comfort zone in some trade autonomy for security, odd-Hobbesian Leviathan way...

Well you could dare someone specifically to do something, and then in order for them to be able to dare someone else they'd have to do that one. And some people like to have a challenge.
And are we doing community wide dares that any one person can claim?

Esrever doesn't eat at Taco Bell? Like at all?

[maddenedHatter]

i'd like to volunteer to do a dare, preferably one that i can provide evidence of in pictures, because my laptops all stupid with recorded video. live is fine but bluh bluh im rambling.

[Esrever]

Esrever still hasn't completed his dare from me back from during our "mod war". The dare was to eat at Taco Bell.

if it's less than 100% beef, i can't eat it for health reasons

but yeah, soon-ish

[shonen413]

basically three dares out at a time, and only people who have completed dares are really supposed to dare people. since were starting up, the firts people to do dares get thread dares. they can offer themselves up for dare and we as a thread try to pick a good one. or the person who offered themselves up can pick one they like. i have one, thunderegg has one, and one more person can accept a dare.

also, i got the barbasol!

[maddenedHatter]

well if another dare comes along... ill be here.

[KawaiiMelon]

Esrever still hasn't completed his dare from me back from during our "mod war". The dare was to eat at Taco Bell.

if it's less than 100% beef, i can't eat it for health reasons

but yeah, soon-ish

its like 95 percent, most of the others are the seasonings I think

[Esrever]

nah, man, you gotta go all cow or go home

ALL BEEF, ALL THE TIME

ACCEPT NO BEEF SUBSTITUTE

[shonen413]

Esrever still hasn't completed his dare from me back from during our "mod war". The dare was to eat at Taco Bell.

if it's less than 100% beef, i can't eat it for health reasons

but yeah, soon-ish

its like 95 percent, most of the others are the seasonings I think

Well it doesnt matter. Reference rule #1. i dont want anybody getting sick/hurt from a dare

[Esrever]

but seriously, i eat taco bell all the time, but i guess i haven't gone this year? maybe the mod war is actively making me dread returning to that place

[Thunderegg]

If the dare's important enough you could eat a bean burrito or nachos? Ninja'd
Also, I hope we don't go a whole page with out any dares being posted.

And I'm probably not helping that...

[Esrever]

if i get a haircut this weekend i will definitely see if i can stop by taco bell