The Dare Thread! Read OP before posting!

[SunglassescladGunslinger]

Okay, that's close enough.

I concede, I can not beat that.

[maliciousDevil]

HELL YES THIS SOUNDS AMAZING
*immediately begins digging around for ideas*

[lexavian]

Okay, that's close enough.

I concede, I can not beat that.

I think I might be able to. I'm doing this one also, points or not. Especially since I have huge amounts of duct-tape.

[maliciousDevil]

Uh oh, looks like Eridian turned Tavros into a desk chair!
But maybe he won't need his robotic legs or wheelchair, he can just... ROLL AROUND.

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(Excuse the back showing through the shirt; it was a shirt I had turned inside out because I didn't have any other black t-shirts. Also excuse my cruddy horns, my markers were dying! LOL)

I'm totally keeping these horns though.

[sekalfyks]

I'm going to add a dare before I forget it, even though I haven't finished mine.

BUT I will do it tomorrow I PROMISE :L

But anyway I dare someone to take a video of themselves quoting something from a movie/show they haven't actually seen or heard, and then playing the actual clip afterward to see how well they did!
I can help with finding movie clips as well if anyone needs assistance with that part.

E - @ mD ~ AWESOME. Lol I made a pair of horns for my dare and I'm tempted to keep them, but I think I'm actually going to end up making a nice pair for the convention I'll be going to in april. Woooo

[Thunderegg]

Anyone duct taped to a wall?

Did I miss it?

I did it after Optimus for shits and gigs. Not to make it count or anything, just for fun.

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I think my friends went a bit over board with taping the mouth and eyes. It tasted pretty awful.

MD: Haha, now that's pretty awesome. Clever use of a chair.

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

I dare somebody to write a children's story about any number of posters in this thread. As long as you want, though it has to be long enough to tell a story, not just a couple sentences.

[Rakansen]

Pfffff, procrastinate more, sek. :V

[shonen413]

Ooh, i want a story about me! With pictures! Cause then its awesome

[Thunderegg]

That sounds pretty awesome. I wanna be in the story.

[DecidedlyDevious]

I'll do Sekalfyk's but I can't think of any movie quotes. Got any suggestions? For the record I don't really watch movies so it shouldn't be hard to find one I don't know.

Edit: Ooo a writing one too. God dammit. I'll do that one for kicks after this I guess.

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

I just noticed there's apple juice on my wall. It was definitely worth it though.

[Rakansen]

I just noticed there's apple juice on my wall. It was definitely worth it though.

But that isn't apple juice.

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

I just noticed there's apple juice on my wall. It was definitely worth it though.

But that isn't apple juice.

I was trying to forget my pain. Why couldn't you just let it be? Damn you Howie Mandel!

[DecidedlyDevious]

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Once upon a time there was a young forumite named Shonen413. He was named so because he was the 412th child of famed warrior Shonen1. Because he had so many brothers and sisters, he was often overlooked by his parents. But the family always paid attention to the eldest brother, Shonen2.

“It's not fair!” Shonen413 cried to his pal Thunderegg, who incidentally was not an egg, but the son of a powerful thunder mage. “Shonen2 gets all of the attention, but I can grow up to be just as strong a warrior as him!”

“There there, my friend, I'm sure my father can help you,” reassured Thunderegg. So the two boys walked up to the tower on the hill where Thunderegg's father lived, the powerful Thunderbird.

“Why yes, I see your problem,” said Thunderbird. “The Shonen's are a very powerful family, and Shonen2 will surely inherit their vast fortune. You must prove to them that you are more than just a warrior. You must show them your true strength.”

“How can I do that Mr. Thunderbird, sir?” Shonen413 asked. He was so excited to hear that he could prove himself!

“It's simple, young master. You must complete... THE ULTIMATE DARE,” the wizard whispered under his breath. A flash of lightning and thunder echoed in the background. “Take my son with you, and find your true destiny!”

And thus Shonen413 and Thunderegg set upon their great journey. They entered the scary jungle of introduction threads to learn the secrets of the power of the dare. Their journey took them many years, and along the road he learned to become a true dare warrior. He convinced people to take silly pictures of themselves. Inspired those who were brave to imitate strange web comics. Statues were built in his honor, and women named their children after him, though none of them were 412th children.

After the long journey, after growing from a small boy to a grand warrior, it came time for Shonen413 and Thunderegg to meet their destinies. A message came to them. It said his brother, Shonen2, had taken his position as head of the family. Unlike the father who raised them both, he was not compassionate and kind to his people. He enforced wild taxes and often killed poor farmers who could not pay.

“We must go at once!” cried Thunderegg, who at this point had grown into a powerful mage. With the help of his incredible thunder magicks, the two transported to the family estate like lightning.

“Brother!” Shonen413 called out. “I challenge you!”

A stillness could be felt in the air. The workers on the lands hushed and looked on at the foolish warrior who had challenged the greatest fighter in all the lands. A hard guffaw could be heard in the distance. “What fool dares to challenge me?” Yelled a booming voice. It vibrated down the steps of the palace, like an avalanche.

“I dare!” yelled Shonen413 back. And with that, a scarred warrior clad in the finest of armor walked down the steps. He smirked at the younger brother, though he did not know it was his own brother.

“As a warrior of honor, how can I not accept?” Shonen2 smirked. He drew a giant sword upon his brother. “Weapon at the ready!” He commanded.

“I don't need a weapon to defeat you,” Shonen413 said coolly. He scrunched his hands into fists.

“Then you shall die!” The older brother yelled as a battle-cry. He charged at the younger brother but before he could lay a killing blow a sentence stopped him in his tracks.

“I dare you to lose,” Shonen413 said with the same steady voice. The townsfolk gasped in awe.

“I... I have no choice,” the older brother said. He fell on his knees. “I must concede. My honor commands it!”

And thus Shonen413 became known around the world as The Dare Master. He ruled forumlandia with a kind and gentle heart, and everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END.

Ok I couldn't help myself. Here you go. I didn't really proofread it, so sorry if there are mistakes.

[shonen413]

Best. Story. Ever.
I want to draw non-shitty pictures for this. You sir, win so hard. SO HARD!

i am going to have to shittily illustrate this. Somehow... #gottafindatablet

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

That was great! I love it!

[JadeWolf27]

That story...
Wonderful job!

[Rakansen]

You must have been incredibly bored haha.

That being said, kudos.

[DecidedlyDevious]

D'aaaw thanks guys. I just love to write, so I couldn't pass up the opportunity. Maybe if there are more writing ones I'll write more. It's the only thing I can do that is "artistic" I guess.

I guess it's time for me to come up with one yes? I'm terrible at that, so I differ to someone better at giving dares than me.

[Thunderegg]

That was pretty great. I feel powerful.

[shonen413]

Me and Thunderegg are the Daremaster and the Thunder Mage. I am changing my title to that asap.

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

Okay, I'm not really sure, but this one could be dangerous, however, I'll throw it out there because it is something I would do. BE SURE TO READ THE WARNING LABEL BEFORE ATTEMPTING THIS DARE. If it is dangerous, don't do it and say so in this thread.
Anyway, onto the dare: I dare someone to be Shonen's avatar; you should record of video of you spraying some Barbasol into your mouth, then bluhing it out.

[shonen413]

That is going into the OP asap.

Also DecidedlyDevious, i am tempted to give you extra points for that, but thats prolly because it was about me. #itssoawesome

Also, I am going to post the Sig badges here. Put the one that corresponds to you on you sig! Represent dare thread, and don't forget to link the badge to Dare thread! #wellgetmorepeople #makeitawesome #alsohectic #isthereawaytogiveotherspermissiontoeditOP?

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[DecidedlyDevious]

Hahah, naah, it's cool, I'll take the usual amount of points