> You seem to have stumbled across a Youthful Contraptor that has fallen asleep at his Tinkering Station. ... At least, you hope he is just sleeping...
Well, I suppose you can name this young lad if you wish...
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No, that's what the ladies call him.
> Milano, he was named after the cookie brand.
The only constant is Chaos.
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> Mort Corpus
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> Lars Whedon
Your chumhandle is aberrantUtterance and you Sometimes like being a general weirdo about stuff.
What's with all the Ambrose all of a sudden? First Cordless, now here...
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Yes! My first name pick!
> Ask if he's okay.
No response:
> Check pulse.
Alternately:
Are we in first person perspective, or is something else going on here?
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Son, there's a knife stuck to your back, might wanna pry it off.
>yell in his ear.
Can't draw. Can't plot. Can bullshiz a little.
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I am forced to use the greatest surgical instrument of all: insanity!
> Yell to wake him up
Waagh! W-What? What was that? You thought you heard something yelling, and it woke you up. Well... whatever it was, you don't hear it anymore. And what is going on here? Your name isn't Milano Corpus, it's Aden William Siorus. There, that's much better.
> Examine / Remove Knife
That 'thing' in your back isn't a knife. It's your Spinal Interface. Yeah, it's big and clunky and kinda heavy, and a really out dated model. And it makes sleeping a bit of a pain... but it works! For the most part.
Come to think of it, it is also crooked that you have to cut holes in the backs of all of your vests and shirts. Oh well, it's not like you'll ever be able to get your hands on one of those fancy models from the upper levels, so there is no point whinging about it.
So what stuff do you specialize in?
And what happened to your face?
Well... if ever, you might examine why you have red splotches all over your face and your desk.
> Examine the red stuff.
Oh Tez! It looks like you fell asleep on your tube of Red Paint! It took you forever to find some Red Paint that wasn't all used up or dried out, and now you've gone and used most of it up on your Tinkering Station... and your face.
Well, it's not too bad, because your Experimental Contrapted Device isn't done yet, so maybe you can find some more paint before you finish it. It's not like you -need- to paint it red, but it'd look so much better than rusted gray metal.
Finish contrapted device.
> Examine schematics.
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> contrapted device: Stop being a generic boring box robot.
> Sepia: Stop looking so fake.
*Is still miffed about ending 0012. >*