TROLLSLUM CAFE: More Ships Than The Alternian Navy

[Altum]

Every where you go, there's places like this; a comfortable place, dimly lit, with coffee and couches and books on the shelves and free wifi and, I don't know, a soup of the day. After the sun comes up they put up the shutters and sell alcohol. It's homey, unless your homelife involves caves and monsters that eat people, which it probablv does, because you're a troll.

It's a good place to have a seat and a cup of coffee, and make a friend, which in your language is the same word as enemy, because... you're a troll.

((And if you are maybe a human, which is a thing that doesn't exist, in another univere pretending to be a troll, maybe this is a good place to roleplay in a casual, social, variably canon setting or try out a new character. Please don't poke the setting too hard and please don't go on any murderous rampages. Honk.

EDIT: Feel free to NPC service when you order something, I can't watch this all the time or reply to every comment. For that matter feel free to assume your troll works here and fill someone's order if you want.

EDIT2: OKAY GUESS WE NEED SOME RULES AFTER ALL.

This is really intended to be a loose social setting for people to fool around and chat and try new characters. It is a not great place for a big brawl in the middle of the room that everyone pretty much has to react to. If you are playing a character who is inevitably going to try and hurt people and provoke this kind of thing, you should really think long and hard about bringing them in here for that reason. If a fight comes up in the course of RP, please take it ''outside' instead of disrupting the whole room. It being in the thread is fine, but it should be set somewhere where new people or people who don't want to be involved can ignore it, please. ))

[crash826]

"hey, could I get a cuppa? black?"

[Marshmellow]

Vadosa gracefully stumbles over everything on the way in and sits down.



~Okay~. We can stay here for a while.

[Captain Whosit]

Vadosa gracefully stumbles over everything on the way in and sits down.



~Okay~. We can stay here for a while.

Breathing a sigh of relief, the nervous Salom sits down opposite Vadosa.



Um, yeah. That would probably be a good tdea. Um. Do you want coffee or somethtng? Does that help hangovers? Um... geez... T hope no one follows us tn. That guy you bumped tnto was gtvtn' us a really scary look....

[Two Seconds Lighter]

FinallY! I'vE BeeN LookinG FoR a PlacE LikE ThiS ForeveR!
TimE to KicK BacK a LittlE.
MaybE PlaY SomE CardS UntiL DaytimE.

>Harmat: Notice the badly-stumbling highblood and her companion. Become amused and simultaneously worried, but say nothing about it. Watch intently.

[Marshmellow]

Breathing a sigh of relief, the nervous Salom sits down opposite Vadosa.



Um, yeah. That would probably be a good tdea. Um. Do you want coffee or somethtng? Does that help hangovers? Um... geez... T hope no one follows us tn. That guy you bumped tnto was gtvtn' us a really scary look....

I'm ~sure~ I could've ~taken him~.

I will have a venti chattino.

Wait.

What the ~hell~ is a venti chattino?

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Slipping in just after the two trolls, Hatyara Enters as quietly as possible. As Her eyes adjust to the dark, she grins, feeling quite at home in the dim enviorment.

Wow! Second time leaving the Cave and This Place seems Awesome too!

After standing in the Doorway and Staring a bit, she finally walks over to a small booth and sits

[Twigwise]

Ketaria walks into the coffee shop after tucking a few cards full of groceries into her sylladex.


I think I've l@id in enough supplies now forr th@t storrm th@t was supposed to come tomorrrrow...
She walks up to the counter.
If it's not too much trrouble, c@n I get @ big moch@?

[Mister Kitteh]

Forlor sits in the corner with a cup of hot cocoa.
"IT'S so PEACEFUL here. I feel SO calm..."

[Captain Whosit]

I'm ~sure~ I could've ~taken him~.

I will have a venti chattino.

Wait.

What the ~hell~ is a venti chattino?

T thtnk tt was for the best that you dtdn't. Um... T mean, T'm sure you could have... taken htm... but tt's really better not to do any ftghtng, T thtnk. Um.

T'll...T'll ask what that ventt chattt-thtngy ts. Coffee shops just confuse me. Um. Would you just stay here unttl T get tt? T thtnk tt would probably be good tf you dtdn't bump tnto anythtng else tontght.

Salom hurries over to the counter to order a venti chattino. Whatever the hell that is.

[tonightsEntertainment]

Oh goshh. I washn't expecting sho many people...

Asudem beelines to a far chair and buries her face in a book, pausing between pages to scan the cafe.

[Marshmellow]

INSIDE VADOSA'S BRAAAAAAAIN:

...They have a ~mechanical bull~ in that corner.

...I could beat that record.

[Mister Kitteh]

Forlor takes a sip of cocoa and watches the many trolls go about their business. All he can hope is that no one speaks to him and break his nice, peaceful air. He wouldn't mind that badly though.

[Captain Whosit]

INSIDE VADOSA'S BRAAAAAAAIN:

...They have a ~mechanical bull~ in that corner.

...I could beat that record.

((>Vadosa: Ride mechanical bull like an underwater mechanical bull))

After a minute, Salom comes back with the hot drink.

Uh, here you go, Vadosa. Vadosa...? What... what are you startng at....?

[FlyingFrogSlash]

As She watches all the other trolls, Hatyara notices Asudem, and decides, "Hey, that person looks interesting!" or...something like that...there were probably more mental explosions.
She gets up and slips into the chair directly across the table from Asudem.

Hello!

She smiles cheerfully.

[AceOfSpades]

Deshac walks in, bored.

O♥ ♣rap, w♥ere ♦i♦ I put my money?

[AceOfSpades]

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[KawaiiMelon]

Alkima walks in and goes up to the counter.

uh, hello.

do you have tea i love that (razy shit

[crash826]

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((Can't you just delete it yourself?))

[Altum]

"hey, could I get a cuppa? black?"

A coffee-serving robot zips by and fills your order! This place sure is busy at this time of night. There are probably some real waiters around here somewhere.

Ketaria walks into the coffee shop after tucking a few cards full of groceries into her sylladex.


I think I've l@id in enough supplies now forr th@t storrm th@t was supposed to come tomorrrrow...
She walks up to the counter.
If it's not too much trrouble, c@n I get @ big moch@?

Zip!

MEANWHILE:



yeah i7s ssuppposed to be bru7al; ive beeen cuttting firewoood half 7he nigh7

[Twigwise]

With a cup of mocha nearly as big as her own head in her hands, Ketaria turns around and surveys the Cafe for a place to sit.

Drr@t. I neverr know wherre to go in these weirrd pl@ces.
After some consideration, she decides to sit in the little reading corner in the back. It's isolated enough and there's some books laying on the table. Another troll is there but Ketaria decides not to bother her, and instead picks up a book herself.

(EDIT: Whoops and look at me post something and through being ninja'd ignore a person trying to talk to me. d'oh!)

[aceFresca]

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Rondas was moping, as usual. He tended to mope when he had nothing to do. Moping, he found, got himself into less trouble, and he also got angry less while moping.

Today, after a good hour and a half of moping, he found himself at a Cafe. Rondas moped on in, keeping his head down while he entered. He continued to look down until he made it to one of the corners of the Cafe. He had found that even LOOKING at some higher bloods would cause them, and in turn himself, to get angry. Getting angry is never good for Rondas, but it happens so often...

Rondas finally looked up, giving quick, subtle looks to every troll in the building. He instantly realized he was, most definitely, the lowest on the Hemospectrum, in this place, anywho. He decided to head on out before something bad happened.

Then, something different happened. Not bad or good, but different. He found himself eyeing a troll who seemed to be enjoying themself. They looked so.. peaceful. Rondas was instantly inspired, and decided to do something he usually never did; attempted to converse with a higher blood. Sure, green blood is not the best, but it is most definitely better than orange. No one seems to like orange bloods.

Rondas approaches Forlor nervously, trying to strike a conversation.



uh, hi.. how's it going? i'm rondas..

[Mister Kitteh]

OH! hello, MY name IS forlor, IT'S, uhh, NICE to MEET you!
Forlor's a little flustered, as he doesn't get out much.(but who does?)

[crash826]

For reasons of her own, Ilayea walks up to Vadosa and attempts to strike up a conversation.
"hi. what's up?"

[Marshmellow]

((>Vadosa: Ride mechanical bull like an underwater mechanical bull))

After a minute, Salom comes back with the hot drink.

Uh, here you go, Vadosa. Vadosa...? What... what are you startng at....?

Nothing in particular, dear, nothing in particular.

Did I order a drink? Is that what a chattino is?

For reasons of her own, Ilayea walks up to Vadosa and attempts to strike up a conversation.
"hi. what's up?"

Oh hello there chartreuse one. I just won five quid at the castno.