TROLLSLUM CAFE: More Ships Than The Alternian Navy

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Oh! Thats not Good At All!

She pauses, and seems deep in thought for a few moments, before she smiles and speaks excitedly

I know! You Can Come and Stay At My Place for the Storm!
Then You Won't Have to Worry About being stuck, AND, you'll Have some Company!

He shrug. illl be fine; i7s no7 exac7ly my firs7 win7er; i have plen7y of suppplies s7ocked up

besides id have 7o go home and ge7 my lusus and who knows how yours and mine would ge7 along; id rather no7 find ou7 for the firs7 77ime snowed in 7oge7her

Hatyara seems a little crestfallen

Awww....are you sure? I'm sure that you lusus and mine would get along fine! I would just have to put a band on your lusus, and then have a *cough* talk *cough* with my lusus...And it would be fun...and...

Her voice just sorta trails off.

[Twigwise]

Well, I'm glad you'rre not inshulted orr anyding! I'm jusht not ushed to sheeing shuch intrricate horrnsh, you know?

Ketaria giggles and takes another sip of her coffee before responding.

Heh, it's m@inly wherre I live; something in the w@terr m@kes most of the trrolls in my l@wnrring grrow rridiculous horrns, heh.

Perrson@lly, I think th@t the morre simple horrns @rre verry nice. Yourrs @rre quite eleg@nt!

[Mister Kitteh]

oh, ME? nothing's WRONG with ME. it's JUST that I hate RASPBERRIES.
Forlor answered him with a slight bit of hesitation, and completely forgot about the fact that he was the only one here who knew about his funky color shenanigans.

[inexplicableSigns]

Rirfib greedily drank some more of it, never having coffee before.
Ummm...
...wull, umm...
Duvuuk unvutud mu huru, su, umm...
...ut's up tu hum muru thun ut us tu mu.

"Oh, uh. / su-suppose you cou|d s/t w/th us for a wh|/e, sure. Not a prob|em at a||." Deviak said. He had been hoping to speak with Rirfib in person... privately, but a cafe might not have been the best place for that after all. No point in being rude.

[Altum]

Hatyara seems a little crestfallen

Awww....are you sure? I'm sure that you lusus and mine would get along fine! I would just have to put a band on your lusus, and then have a *cough* talk *cough* with my lusus...And it would be fun...and...

Her voice just sorta trails off.

He sighs. Ha7yara you seeem reallly sweee7 bu7 i jus7 don7 77hink 7he firs7 77ime i visi7 your hive should be a 7ime when ihave a chance of ge777ing s7uck 7here;;; i can7 77rus7 you 7ha7 much and you shouldn7 77rus7 me like 7ha7 righ7 offf 7he ba7 ei7her

7hererere a lo7 of psychos ou7 77here

[tonightsEntertainment]

Heh, it's m@inly wherre I live; somethind the w@terr m@kes most of the trrolls in my l@wnrring grrow rridiculous horrns, heh.
Perrson@lly, I think th@t the morre simple horrns @rre verry nice. Yourrs @rre quite eleg@nt!

You dink sho? Well, dank you, I guessh. I shupposhe it'sh nice to have shomeding shimple about yourrshelff, rright?

You sheem like a perrffectly norrmal and good trroll oderrwishe. My name'sh Ashudem... what'sh yourrsh?

[KawaiiMelon]

oh, uh, thanks deviak

Alkima sits down and quietly sips his tea.

[Captain Whosit]

Oh, but I don't mind talking ~at all~!

But... hm, well let's see... I don't usually talk about ~myself~, but I'll be training to be a ~senaxterminator~ very soon. It's actually sort of an honor, I suppose.

Senaxtermtnator? T don't thtnk T've heard much about that posttton, but tt sounds ltke a btg deal! Um, what exactly does a senaxtermtnator do? Does tt... Uh... oh, who am T ktddtng? Tt probably tnvolves dotng the same thtng as every other Troll occupatton....

[Captainman]

Rirfib smiled politely to Alkima, then turned back to Deviak and took a swig of his drink again, nearly emptying it.

S-Su, umm...
...huw dud yuu twu fund uut ubuut thus plucu?
Ut, umm...
...s-suums vury nuw...

[aceFresca]

oh, ME? nothing's WRONG with ME. it's JUST that I hate RASPBERRIES.
Forlor answered him with a slight bit of hesitation, and completely forgot about the fact that he was the only one here who knew about his funky color shenanigans.

Rondas looked around, confused. Raspberries? He didn't see any raspberries, let alone smell them. There was something off about Forlor, not that it really bothered him. Everyone was strange in their own way.

raspberries? i don't smell any.. do you think i smell like raspberries?

[Twigwise]

[QUOTE=tonightsEntertainment;4624238]

You dink sho? Well, dank you, I guessh. I shupposhe it'sh nice to have shomeding shimple about yourrshelff, rright?
You sheem like a perrffectly norrmal and good trroll oderrwishe. My name'sh Ashudem... what'sh yourrsh?

Heh, ye@h. I'm @ prretty @verr@ge troll, it's @ good trr@it I guess. I'm Ket@rri@. It's nice to meet you, @sudem~

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Hatyara seems a little crestfallen

Awww....are you sure? I'm sure that you lusus and mine would get along fine! I would just have to put a band on your lusus, and then have a *cough* talk *cough* with my lusus...And it would be fun...and...

Her voice just sorta trails off.

He sighs. Ha7yara you seeem reallly sweee7 bu7 i jus7 don7 77hink 7he firs7 77ime i visi7 your hive should be a 7ime when ihave a chance of ge777ing s7uck 7here;;; i can7 77rus7 you 7ha7 much and you shouldn7 77rus7 me like 7ha7 righ7 offf 7he ba7 ei7her

7hererere a lo7 of psychos ou7 77here

But...but...you haven't raped me Or Thrown Me off a cliff, or Threatened to Kill me...So Why Shouldn't I trust you?

[Mister Kitteh]

yeah, THAT symbol ON your SHIRT smells JUST like THE-oh, YOU don't KNOW about MY condition THING, do YOU?
He tilted his head. He could have sworn...Oh well, he'd have to explain anyway.

[Marshmellow]

Senaxtermtnator? T don't thtnk T've heard much about that posttton, but tt sounds ltke a btg deal! Um, what exactly does a senaxtermtnator do? Does tt... Uh... oh, who am T ktddtng? Tt probably tnvolves dotng the same thtng as every other Troll occupatton....

Well yes, but in ~this~ case the battle royales are to determine ~important legislative policy~. It makes more sense than the mailobliterators at least.

But! Whatever is it that ~you~ are looking forward to doing? Exterminating, obliterating, lacerating perhaps?

[KawaiiMelon]

well i found it when i was out in the forest hunting for mus(lebeast

its hard not having a lusus to do that for you

[Ryanlollies]

HI GUYS!

THE D0CT0R SAID I WAS SANE EN0UGH T0 G0 0UTSIDE.

AND I TH0UGHT A TR0LL CAFE W0ULD BE FAR LESS CRAZY THAN A TR0LL PARTY. S0 I CAME.

[Altum]

But...but...you haven't raped me Or Thrown Me off a cliff, or Threatened to Kill me...So Why Shouldn't I trust you?

some people are more sophis7ica7ed 7han 7ha7 ha7yara

i mean im no7 going 7o si7 here and spin up pposssible scenarios for various kinds of no goood i could be up 7o because 7ha7 would be pre777y godddam creeepy in and of i7self bu7 i jus7 77hink you have 7o 7ake i7 slow wi7h new friends

[Captain Whosit]

Well yes, but in ~this~ case the battle royales are to determine ~important legislative policy~. It makes more sense than the mailobliterators at least.

But! Whatever is it that ~you~ are looking forward to doing? Exterminating, obliterating, lacerating perhaps?

Um, well.... T have been told that T'd be suttable as a Negottaslayer, 'cuz of the green blood, but....

But... T really... T don't ltke ftghttng or vtolence or hurttng anyone. Um... e-everyone laughs at me, but... T just wtsh T could ftnd a way to make everyone be... ntcer. T'd ltke peace on Alternta... Peace wtth everyone sttll altve, T mean. Y'know... T'd ltke to settle dtsputes through reason and mutually beneftctal arrangements.

Um... but you probably thtnk that's pretty stuptd. Sorry....

[inexplicableSigns]

Rirfib smiled politely to Alkima, then turned back to Deviak and took a swig of his drink again, nearly emptying it.

S-Su, umm...
...huw dud yuu twu fund uut ubuut thus plucu?
Ut, umm...
...s-suums vury nuw...

"/ found out about /t at that party. /t just opened a day or two ago, / th/nk?"

[tonightsEntertainment]

Heh, ye@h. I'm @ prretty @verr@ge troll, it's @ good trr@it I guess. I'm Ket@rri@. It's nice to meet you, @sudem~

Clearly seeming a bit more confident, she set the book back in the pile and stood.


Yesh, it ish a pleashurre! I dink I'm going to get shomeding to drrink, dough. Maybe take a betterr look arround.

Asudem bowed politely, and as she walked off to one of the robots, the hair that would have been dragging behind her rolled itself up into a neat ball just short of her waist, as though it were alive.

[Captainman]

Yuu, umm...
D-dun't huvu u lusus?
...umm... h-huw duus thut wurk?

He then turned back to Deviak

Uh, mun!
Thut p-purty wus sumuthung ulsu...
...ugh...
...U dud wuku up wuth thu wurst hunguvur uvur, thuugh...

[inexplicableSigns]

"Same here. That was, ah, /nterest/ng. / don't regret do/ng, of course. / wou|dn't be here otherw/se." Deviak laughs. "There were a |ot of strange tro||s there."

[aceFresca]

yeah, THAT symbol ON your SHIRT smells JUST like THE-oh, YOU don't KNOW about MY condition THING, do YOU?
He tilted his head. He could have sworn...Oh well, he'd have to explain anyway.

condition thin- wait, does that mean you can smell colors or something??


that sounds cool..

[scintillatingMoniker]

Drevil looks up at the.. odd newcomer, grinning

welc@me br@, t@ce a se@t, m@ce y@urself @ h@me. y@u just g@t @ut of @n @sylum, huh?

[Twigwise]

Yesh, it ish a pleashurre! I dink I'm going to get shomeding to drrink, dough. Maybe take a betterr look arround.
"Asudem bowed politely, and as she walked off to one of the robots, the hair that would have been dragging behind her rolled itself up into a neat ball just short of her waist, as though it were alive."

Ketaria smiled and nodded goodbye, and then watched the other girl walk off.

Well, the mobile hair wasn't really expected. Ketaria shook her head in dismissal though - it's not as if that's was really that strange of a power for a troll, just surprising - and looked around the cafe again.

Wow. It's getting rre@lly crrowded in herre. Hope the storrm doesn't come e@rrly, @ll of us trr@pped in herre would be ins@ne.