HiveBrawl: The Trollening

[A Fan]

Equius: Deliver the gentlest of strongpokes, in order to determine blood color of opponent through bruising. Inadvertently drive your finger through his chest.
Karkat: Do the bloody thing. Make him see red.

(Wonderful adventure thus far!)

[medmedina007]

Karkat: Kick Equius in the junk.
Equius: Fall over in pain. Disturbingly get off on it.

[ardentApathy]

>Karkat: Dual-wield CLAWSICKLES.
>Karkat: Block Equius' next punch with your SCISSORPINCH technique.
>Karkat: Disarm.

[Wessolf27]

Karkat: Slice and Dice!

Equius: STRONGDEFENSE!

[Obselescence]

Not much time to do stuff to do stuff today, so this is all I've got.

Also, as appears to be all the rage these days, I have a Formspring now! So if anybody wants to ask any HiveBrawl related questions...

Anyhow



RIGHT IN THE KISSER. You've been wanting to do that since the beginning of forever.

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CG: PAYBACK, BITCH!

[A Fan]

Karkat: Break foot on ludi%ly STRONG bone bulge.
Equius: Pity the uncouth mysteryblood. Also, punch him, but piteously.

[Wessolf27]

Oooooohhh.... >_< That's gotta hurt.

Karkat: Kick groin again to establish superiority?

Equius: ...ask for a towel >_>

[flyingBrick]

Karkat: Get some distance.

(I'm following this thread now )

[Armok]

> Karkat: Apply the sickle where you just applied your food. Pain the ground blue.

[Enzeru Kagai]

Equius: Be immune to crotch shots after many sweeps of fighting robots set to "Dirty tricks" Mode (LOL Destroy All Humans reference XD)

[Crimkx3]

Equius: return the blow, DESTROY his crotch

[Obselescence]

Equius: Be immune to crotch shots after many sweeps of fighting robots set to "Dirty tricks" Mode (LOL Destroy All Humans reference XD)

OH SHIT IT JUST MADE HIM ANGRY!

YOUR ATTEMPT TO STRIKE HIM DOWN HAS ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE.

Equius: Pity the uncouth mysteryblood. Also, punch him, but piteously.

Making sure to avoid the possibility of seriously harming a member of the higher classes, you decide to avoid all-out retaliation and instead give Karkat a light tap to the face.



Whoops.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

>Karkat: Land outside the arena, losing by default.

(Karkat is my favorite troll, but that doesn't mean I'm unrealistic about things.)

[Enzeru Kagai]

Equius: Wave "bye bye" as Karkat goes sailing off in the distance, Doc Scratch will probably clean it up later

[A Fan]

Karkat: Spitefully spit the fragments of your shattered jaw at Equius. Empower them with the Bloody Thing.

[orderboundChaotic]

Karkat: Bleed and swear, if you are still standing, that is.

[maxicaxi]

Karkat: Bleed and swear, if you are still standing, that is.

Move fast and slice him down without mercy

[Obselescence]

Hey, uh, don't want anybody to think I've run out on this or anything. I've just run into a huge clot of work and I've been running everywhere trying to get things done. Sitting down at Photoshop and messing with HiveBrawl isn't high on my list of immediate priorities.

So... I'll maybe update sometime Friday or this weekend, if that's cool with you guys?

[Mono99099]

Karkat: Bleed, and trick Equius into thinking red is actually the secret highest blood color.

[Wacom Guy]

Karkat: Bleed, and trick Equius into thinking red is actually the secret highest blood color.

This

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do a massive rant about how the spectrum cannot apply to you.

[Obselescence]

As promised. Friday update!

Karkat: Bleed, and trick Equius into thinking red is actually the secret highest blood color.

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CG: AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH.
CG: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

Smooth.

do a massive rant about how the spectrum cannot apply to you.

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CG: I MEAN YOU'VE FOUND MY SECRET.
CG: I'M ACTUALLY THE HIGHEST BLOOD COLOR IN THE HISTORY OF BLOOD COLORS.
CG: IT WRAPS AROUND OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.
CG: HELL, FEFERI SHOULD BE BOWING DOWN TO ME RIGHT NOW.
CG: NOW BELIEVE THAT THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
CT: D--> I do not think that is how the hemospectrum functions
CT: D--> Such pol100ted b100d as that could only belong to a mutant
CT: D--> Truly the scum of our society
CG: WHAT.
CG: NO, FUCK YOU.
CG: THIS BLOOD IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THAT SHITTY BLUE STUFF RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS.
CG: AND I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR SHAME GLOBES IN FOR SPILLING IT.

YOU'RE FEELING RATHER CRABBY RIGHT NOW.

Karkat: Spitefully spit the fragments of your shattered jaw at Equius. Empower them with the Bloody Thing.

YOU DO THE BLOODY THING!

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CG: THERE, BITCH, IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE AIDS NOW OR SOMETHING.
CG: IF I HAD AIDS.
CG: WHICH MAYBE I DO.
CG: YOU DON'T KNOW.
CG: SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
CT: D--> I am now feeling the urge to snap your fragile spine in half
CG: COME AND GET IT, MOTHERFUCKER.

[orderboundChaotic]

Equius: Accidentally swallow one of Karkat's teeth.

[ardentApathy]

Troll AIDS. The deadliest virus in paradox space. Next to Troll Ebola, that is.

>Karkat: Be the Thresh Prince.

[Wessolf27]

> Karkat: Employ the deadly arts of the Threshecutioners oh yeah, and point out to Equius that you will never be defeated properly without being shot with a bow.

> Equius: Don't mind the mutant. STRONGPUNCH him.