TROLLSLUM CAFE II: Home of the Worst Rap-Offs in Paradox Space!

[DJ-P0N3]

Oh? why did you take the job?

We wanted to feel more normal~
So we dekhided to take this job.
We khan not wait to put on ournew attire and khlean ourselves off.

[Katrika]

Um, want to get some food? I can pay.

((I would find it hilarious if Vadosa started to play Jasmet/Salom matchmaker just to dick with Salom.))

[Marshmellow]

((I would find it hilarious if Vadosa started to play Jasmet/Salom matchmaker just to dick with Salom.))

(( I am very seriously considering this But I think she'll just watch silently for now. Like so. ))



Hmmmmmmm.

[uncannyUroboros]

UU approached the wall-leaning cornertroll.



OK $ilent bob;
What'$ yoUr deal;
Being all;
$telth;

[redRevolvers]

Wait, Mitrah? And the other... But you were both....
Ah, screw it, I'm not even gonna ask how it happened.

[Captain Whosit]

Um, want to get some food? I can pay.

Oh, uh, yeah, that'd be cool. Um, but you don't... you don't have to pay for me....

((I would find it hilarious if Vadosa started to play Jasmet/Salom matchmaker just to dick with Salom.))

((Pretty much. Also: I'd say you were giving her ideas if I wasn't so sure she was already thinkin' it--Oops aquatic-ninja'd))

[Katrika]

Oaky, it's a pay yewr own!

Jasmet tries to get Misdra's attention.

[DJ-P0N3]

Yes khhild?
What is it?

[Katrika]

Can I have an orange faygo and a cheeseburger, please?

[Captain Whosit]

Oaky, it's a pay yewr own!

Jasmet tries to get Misdra's attention.

Salom finally notices the new.... waitress.



T'll.... T'll pay for my own... but feel free to order for me.... T don't thtnk T can take any more freaktness today....

[Katrika]

Make that two cheeseburgers, a side of fries to split, an orangy faygo, and a coke.

She turns back to Salom.

That sound good?

[Flamerider64]

UU approached the wall-leaning cornertroll.



OK $ilent bob;
What'$ yoUr deal;
Being all;
$telth;

i'M wAiting For soMEonE

[DJ-P0N3]

Khertainly khhild~
We will be right back!

Misdra dashes off and returns in a few minutes with two cheeseburgers, fries, an orange faygo and a coke.
She sets them down on the counter and bows politely.
Her third arm drops an ice cube into the coke.

Here you go khhildren.
Enjoy~

[amnesiaDinosaur]

Errann walked up to Vadosa. "Hey.Vadosa.I.uhh.need.to.talk.to.you."

[Marshmellow]

Errann walked up to Vadosa. "Hey.Vadosa.I.uhh.need.to.talk.to.you."

'Sup?

[Captainman]

Yuuh, f-fuck thus.

Rirfib ditched his hoodie, throwing it against the back of his chair, before trying to get the attention of the waitress.



U-uxcusu mu, umm...
...t-thruu urmud c-chuck?
C-cuuld U g-gut sumu hulp?

[uncannyUroboros]

i'M wAiting For soMEonE

GUUd then;
YoU're not bU$y;
$o tell me hUUdlUm;
What i$ yoUr deal;
Back$tory;
Uh;
Hell;
Name?;

[Captain Whosit]

Make that two cheeseburgers, a side of fries to split, an orangy faygo, and a coke.

She turns back to Salom.

That sound good?

Yeah, that's ftne. Thanks.

He looks askance at the coke after Misdra drops the ice cube in it.... but decides to ignore it for the sake of his sanity.

[DJ-P0N3]

U-uxcusu mu, umm...
...t-thruu urmud c-chuck?
C-cuuld U g-gut sumu hulp?

Yes?
What is it khhild?

[Katrika]

You want the faygo instead?

She munches a fry.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Mitrah giggles softly, then blinks, and pulls out a bone knife. She then uncaptchalouges a ton of stuff onto the table. The Pile includes, old books, Antiques, Treasures, A pile of Valuable gems and gold, Several Blades the like of which the is no equal. And...Suits, and Fedoras...and Sunglasses.

Hey Salom! Come over Here! I have something for you!

[amnesiaDinosaur]

Errann walked up to Vadosa. "Hey.Vadosa.I.uhh.need.to.talk.to.you."

'Sup?

"Uh.I.am.kind.of...flushed.for.you."

[Captainman]

U-uxcusu mu, umm...
...t-thruu urmud c-chuck?
C-cuuld U g-gut sumu hulp?

Yes?
What is it khhild?

U, umm...
C-cuuld U g-gut unuthur b-bux uf, umm... S-sugur puckuts?
U s-suumud tu huvu, umm...
...umptuud munu.
U m-muun...
...uf ut's nut tuu much truublu...
...s-surry...

[DJ-P0N3]

Misdra goes to grab more sugar packets.
She returns with a small box of them and drops them off at the counter.
She glances at Salom's coke, the ice cube had sleeping medicine in it.
She grinned, being ever patient.

[Captain Whosit]

You want the faygo instead?

She munches a fry.

Uh... n-no.... T'm sure tt's ftne.... She.... she probably wouldn't need to potson me or anythtng stnce... uh... she could probably just tear my head off or somethtng....

Mitrah giggles softly, then blinks, and pulls out a bone knife. She then uncaptchalouges a ton of stuff onto the table. The Pile includes, old books, Antiques, Treasures, A pile of Valuable gems and gold, Several Blades the like of which the is no equal. And...Suits, and Fedoras...and Sunglasses.

Hey Salom! Come over Here! I have something for you!

Let's pretend that Salom already realized that Mitrah and Alunas survived so that we don't have to go through a whole shebang about it. He was very, very, very happy, by the way.



Um.... well.... would tt be OK tf T watt a btt...? Um.... T'm eattng wtth Jasmet rtght now....

Edit:

She glances at Salom's coke, the ice cube had sleeping medicine in it.
She grinned, being ever patient.

((Yeah, I pretty much figured that.... I imagine that Salom suspects this, too.))