TROLLSLUM CAFE III: Violence, Romance, and Free Drinks on Thursday Nights

[Captain Whosit]

OK, yet another shiny new thread primed for destruction. I'm just gonna quote this and we can get back to being insane:

Every where you go, there's places like this; a comfortable place, dimly lit, with coffee and couches and books on the shelves and free wifi and, I don't know, a soup of the day. After the sun comes up they put up the shutters and sell alcohol. It's homey, unless your homelife involves caves and monsters that eat people, which it probablv does, because you're a troll.

It's a good place to have a seat and a cup of coffee, and make a friend, which in your language is the same word as enemy, because... you're a troll.

((And if you are maybe a human, which is a thing that doesn't exist, in another univere pretending to be a troll, maybe this is a good place to roleplay in a casual, social, variably canon setting or try out a new character. Please don't poke the setting too hard and please don't go on any murderous rampages. Honk.

EDIT: Feel free to NPC service when you order something, I can't watch this all the time or reply to every comment. For that matter feel free to assume your troll works here and fill someone's order if you want.

EDIT2: OKAY GUESS WE NEED SOME RULES AFTER ALL.

This is really intended to be a loose social setting for people to fool around and chat and try new characters. It is a not great place for a big brawl in the middle of the room that everyone pretty much has to react to. If you are playing a character who is inevitably going to try and hurt people and provoke this kind of thing, you should really think long and hard about bringing them in here for that reason. If a fight comes up in the course of RP, please take it ''outside' instead of disrupting the whole room. It being in the thread is fine, but it should be set somewhere where new people or people who don't want to be involved can ignore it, please. ))

HAVE FUN!!

[Urios_Kergeros]

Dare I say? Fiiiiiiirrrrrrsssss *headshot*

Can't wait to get this thing started.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Hatyara leans closer to the Grieving Cyborg.

How would you know if you Made a Connection? Or...Better yet, What would Allow that Connection? Why have you Been Unable to Make it before?

I... I. H4VE. NO. IDE4...

A glowing green liquid is starting to pool underneath her head.

Hatyara blinks, and with her limited knowledge, she decides that green pooling liquid is never good. So, She Reaches out with her left hand, and gently Lifts Erisal's Head up.

Well...Come here...I will help you Figure this out with you if you will let me. After all, I don't profess to be an Expert, But I am Willing To try to Help.

She Gives Erisal a Comforting smile

Erisal wipes her eyes, still trying to hide the fact she was crying.

I'LL TRY. TO DO THE BEST I C4N...
BUT BETTER TROLLS TH4N YOU H4VE TRIED TO HEL9.

She smiles and leans over, hugging Erisal gently. She looks at the Cyborg Warmly

Well...at least I can try.After all...Thats all I can do, but I will do my very best.
My Name is Hatyara...What is Yours?

((I very Much Approve of The New Name for this Thread!. @Marshie. The superpowerful rage mode, Does this Apply To Mitrah? Because She is always powerful...she just has varying levels of Insanity...and I'm sowwy! >~<))

[amnesiaDinosaur]

>Darvik and Errann: Thrash Some Shit.
>Everyone Else: Watch.

Darvik's eyes crackle with psychic energy.
"Whoah bro. No need to be so angry."

"I.have.my.reasons." Errann said and drew one of his swords.

"Bro.k. bro, your funeral."
Darvik cracks his neck as his entire body begins to glow.

"We.will.see.about.that." And with that, Errann charged.

Darvik's fingers twitched and then a wave of blue shot forth from his body at Errann.

The blue wave smashed into Errann and sent him flying backwards. His sword fell out of his hand, but he withdrew his crossbow and shot.

The bolt stuck itself in Darvik's shoulder but he did not flinch. He simply grabbed the bolt and tore it from his flesh. "Nice shot bro." After licking his blood from the arrow he tosses it to the side and shoots another wave of psychic energy stuff.

Errann was smashed against the wall and shot three or four more bolts from his repeating crossbow. He looked at Darvik and coughed.

Darvik smiled and held his hand up. The bolts paused in mid-air, reversed, and flew back at Errann.

The bolts cut through Errann's flesh easily, two of which hit his stomach and the other two hit his arms. He coughed up a bit of blood and stood up, walking slowly towards Darvik.

"Why are you broing this bro. It broesn't make any sense, bro."

Avigad watched on nervously, unsure of whether or not to intervene. Would he even be able to intervene?

He continued to approach Darvik, and then drew a large-ish sword from his specibus. Errann laughed as he brought the sword up behind him so that he could swing it.

Darvik sighed and held his hand out in front of him trying to lift Errann with his psychic powers. Darvik succeeded in lifting Errann up, but Errann continued to bring the sword down for a slice. The sword lopped Darvik's right arm clean off but he threw Errann through several walls immediately after. There wasn't much Errann could do about being tossed. He kept laughing maniacally until he flew through the first wall, at which point he was K.O.'d. Darvik simply let out another sigh, retreived his arm, and disappeared.

Avigad looked around the cafe with a puzzled expression. "==~~~~~~~ At least it ended well I guess"

[Marshmellow]

Thusly Marshie embarked on the most retarded post ever to be made.

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JUST FOR FUN I WELCOME AND ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO PM ME TO GIVE ME DIFFERENT PICTURES OR QUOTES FOR THEIR TROLL, OR TO HAVE IT REMOVED ENTIRELY. I JUST RAN THROUGH A FEW PAGES OF THE THREAD COLLECTING WHOEVER HAPPENED TO BE ON A PAGE SO YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THIS LIST IS INCREDIBLY INCOMPLETE. IF YOU WANT IN THIS FOR WHATEVER REASON I WELCOME AND ENCOURAGE YOU TO PM ME ALL LIKE "HEY YO I WANT IN ON THIS POST FO SHIZZLE HERE'S A PICTURE AND A QUOTE NOW GO TO TOWN" AND I WILL BE ALL LIKE "YEAH NO PROBLEM BRO I WILL MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN."

STARRING

SALOM


PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM

ERRANN


HE HAS STABS

ERISAL


CYBORG ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD

RIRFIB


HAS SURPRISINGLY NICE LEGS

KESREA


ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES

MITRAH


WELL HIDDEN ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES

AZAZEL


HOW DOES KISMESIS WORK

NETRONN


SECRETLY A SHIPPER

JOREAK


HE’S IN YOUR HEAD

EREBUS


UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF HORRIBLE RAP BATTLES

MISDRA


WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK

LAASYA


EYES THAT WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

CHARON


STOP READING BOOKS FOR GIRLS

CHARYB


HANDS OFF THE MASK

SHIVIA


SHE AIN’T DEAD, FOLKS

AVA


QUESTIONABLY SPANISH???

CORAYA


POETRY IS EASY SOCIALIZING IS HARD

AVIGAD


THERE'S ADVENTURE TO BE HAD

ALKIMA


SOME KIND OF FREAK

BRAINBOT


HE IS A DISEMBODIED BRAIN CONTROLLING A WARMACHINE

ROGER


WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE HELL

HATYARA


EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH EXPLODING BULLS

MAZENI


CRUSHING ON EVERYONE AND NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Hatyara Yawns and suddenly just passes out, landing in the puddle of Glowing green liquid, completly asleep.

((SORRY! I don't mean to ditch! I just need to get some sleep. Can we continue this tomorrow Oxide?))

[AppleTree]

Malae saunters out from the back hallway, rubbing the much needed sleep from her eyes.



Oh, uh, sorry I slept so long everyone! What did I miss? Free drinks? I'm up for that.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

[[Reposting in case this is missed from the older thread.]]

Having heard and smelled the orangeblood trolls spill out, part of Azazel growled deep in his throat. Great. Gloaters. Just what he fucking needed. It got worse when a greenblood got pissed at a blueblood about being "fake" or some shit. Then, the line was crossed when he was hearing nothing but depression over false relationships from a greenblood with cybernetics. Constantly putting off a "woe is me" air about her. A wooby.

Azazel hated those kind of trolls the most.



Jegus fucking gogdamn. I can only take. So much shit. From the sob factory. he said as he turned to her, putting his cup of tea down so it wouldn't break in his hands.

If you're trying. To get someone. Like me. To hate you. You're doing a DAMN. Good job. he growled, visibly irritated.

[KawaiiMelon]

my god i havent been here in a long time holy (rap

Alkima takes a coffee.and sits down in a seat in the middle.

[Marshmellow]

I'm still ~mad~ at you Errann.

You're not getting out of this ~that~ easily.

[AppleTree]

Malae heads for the front door,


I have some...things...to tend to...down the street. I'll be back later for violence, romanc fredrinks. Good sleep everybody!!

[amnesiaDinosaur]

-SOME TIME LATER-



Ouch.

[Panan]

sup guys and gals bow down before your new god hail to the king baby etc etc
tl;dr, whats up

[Flamerider64]

What an intereste display of emociones.
I probably could have gotten a drink ages ago.

[catastrophicGenesis]

Variya enters with a cheerful smile plastered across her face, grabs some soup and sits down.

#this is nice. #almo<st like ho<me. she says, apropos of nothing.

[One]

"I return."

[privateTenderloin]

Darvik walks into the cafe the following day whistling a happy tune. No bandages, no cuts, no missing arms, just Darvik.
He immediately walks over to his mechanical bull project and starts working on it.

Meanwhile Bazz, who still has absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in this place or why he even bothered coming back here, walks in and orders a red faygo which he begins to drink grumpily.

[scintillatingMoniker]

((Every time I see Bazz all I can think is "he should be happy that his right horn broke."))



why does this douchebag keep coming here

[privateTenderloin]

((It mostly contributes to how grumpy he is all the time. His lusus broke it on purpose when he was little so he figures he knew the other one was going to do what it did and is pissed he only bothered to break the one))

Bazz looks at the newcomer and grumbles to himself.


Why do O hovo o bod foolong oboot thos?

[scintillatingMoniker]

Joreak hears someone speak and turns to greet them.









uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

[privateTenderloin]

((Broken image, but I'll use my imagination))


Whot's tho mottor hoghblood? Novor soon o troll woth o horn throogh hos oyo boforo?

[BrainpanSonata]

((Wow, PT, you made Joreak unhappy. YOU WIN THE GAME.))

Avigad flicks some sopor slime off his shoulder as he shuffles out of the back room. He looks around the room bleary eyed. Hey, looks like they're getting a mechincal bull inst- wait, is that Darvik? He makes a beeline for the bro troll.

==~~~~~~~ Whoa dude What is What did What Uh Hows that whole I Suddenly Have Both My Arms thing working out for you Darvik

[scintillatingMoniker]

uhm. no. but. thAt wAsn't why i wAs stAring.



com on JorAK you'v sn wors, pull it togthr



i Just... thought i rcKognisd you... but... i wAs mistAkn.



uh.



hi?

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Hatyara Jerks upwards, and blinks. She rubs her face, trying to figure out where she is. After sevral longmoments, she finally remembers what happened last night. Not seeing Erisal anywhere, she decides to occupy herself till Erisal arrives. Slipping out of her seat, she heads over to where a Troll seems to be working on a Mechanical bull.



Hey There! What are you working on?

[privateTenderloin]

Oh roolly? Know o lot of trolls woth horns on thoro oyos do yoo?

...

Ho. O gooss.

Darvik does not cease from his working on the bull but he does respond.

Bro yeah bro. It took like all my psychic energy to fix that bro it's gonna be a while before I can use my powers again.
I still can't figure out what everyone's broblem was last night bro. They should all be more mellow bro.

((Ninja))

Oh me? Just rebrolding the mechanical bull bro.