TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[Metaflare]

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Is it bad that the first thing I thought was that Chaosbringer is stacked

[Marshmellow]

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Is it bad that the first thing I thought was that Chaosbringer is stacked

No this is exactly what you should be thinking

How do you think she seduced an entire empire down the path of destruction after she was slighted by her skyrate lover

Not that it really affected him much of course

She just seduces empires down the path of destruction whenever she gets mad

[highwayTrickster]

[[>Be the newbie:
You are the newbie
It is you.
>Newbie: Make first post already]]

>Be the little bastard
You are the little bastard.



Your name is HERMES ATIXAS. You are a bit of a SMUG BASTARD, and enjoy TROLLING everyone in a PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE fashion, including those few people who actually call you a FRIEND, because it makes you feel SUPERIOR.

Your interests include OBSCURE LEGENDS, which you read up on in order to be able to REFERENCE them to those who would not understand. You like DARK COLORS, and have absolutely NO INTEREST IN FASHION at all. Why anyone would think that is beyond you. You also have a vast repertoire of PRACTICAL JOKES which you pull on those you feel are LESS INTELLIGENT than you, which is basically EVERYONE.

You have TEAL blood, but wear A RED JACKET just to confuse the IDIOTS you surround yourself with.

Your lusus is a FOUR-TAILED FOX who is rather SNOBBISH, and will only aid you if BRIBED with gifts of RAW MEAT or SHINY OBJECTS. It is incredibly intelligent, and you personally believe that its demands of gifts are simply a way of TESTING you, to bring out your TRUE AWESOMENESS.

Your trolltag is highwayTrickster and you h4ve 4 l4rge voc4bul4ry, 4nd 4 str4nge obsession with the number 4. You occ4sion4lly burst into m4ni4c4l l4ghter 4t the end of 4 sentence. BW4H4H4H4H4!

[[Please bear with potential weirdness as I am new, and don't quite get the forum mechanics yet ]]

[Rio]

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Is it bad that the first thing I thought was that Chaosbringer is stacked

No this is exactly what you should be thinking

How do you think she seduced an entire empire down the path of destruction after she was slighted by her skyrate lover

Not that it really affected him much of course

She just seduces empires down the path of destruction whenever she gets mad

That is amazing.

[darling]

Ohlord, I'm kinda glad I didn't make him talk in chicken puns. This had to be done, though.

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[Bandages]

okay yours is swiftly becoming one of my favorite fantrolls, darling

[darling]

okay yours is swiftly becoming one of my favorite fantrolls, darling

Haha, I'm flattered. :'D

[Thunder Reign]

How much blood can leak out of his eyes before THERE IS NO MORE BLOOD??

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I DON'T KNOW

[polarBipede]

Okay so
Now my Rainbow drinker GLOWS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER?
;____;

[Thunder Reign]

Okay so
Now my Rainbow drinker GLOWS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER?
;____;

hell yes this is bitchtits rad
get your sparkle on we're twilighting the fuck out

[Bandages]

Twilight vampires sparkle in the light
Troll rainbowdrinkers glow in the dark

duh

[catastrophicGenesis]

Troll rainbowdrinkers glown in the dark

Fixed that for ya.



Yeah, I'm still at this whole making terrible AB versions thing.

[vehementPropagandist]

inb4 parody trolls

[Evy]

Ohlord, I'm kinda glad I didn't make him talk in chicken puns. This had to be done, though.

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I love this.

[Fishman]

I am not ashamed of the Rocktroll suit.

[Piconoe]

I am not ashamed of the Rocktroll suit.

But you should be.

But I jest. Looks good. Nice use of the ear holes and the pincer horns. Was that your plan since day one?

[tonightsEntertainment]

I am not ashamed of the Rocktroll suit.

whatever you do

do not let maya see

[JordanTH]

Vert Atas - alwaysAdventuring

Vert is an excitable troll. He loves adventures, and he's quick to jump at the thought of one. He's also very agile, and has set up a small obstacle course around his hive, which he uses to hone his skills. He loves exploring the huge crypt next to his hive, the full depths of which he still has yet to discover.

Has a snake lusus.


Alima Delin - positiveKarma

Alima is a passive troll. She is friendly with others when she can be, and attempts to avoid conflicts whenever possible. Being a pacifist, Alime hates fighting, and will only do so when the situation absolutely calls for it. She has dreams of helping out needy trolls, but being a yellowblood, her dream is likely doomed to remain unrealized.

Has a rabbit lusus.


Antony Erodar - coolDude

Antony is SO COOL. Forever the optimist, he loves nothing better then having a good time, while remaining as suave as he can be. He loves action moves, especially ones like (title cut due to length) and (title cut due to length), and loves sprouting one-liners whenever he can.

Has a bear lusus.


Lethua Decroix - enchantinglyArcane

Lethua is a serious and intellectual troll. She's good with science, and often spends her time working with her genetic projects, and other extremely dangerous scientific works. But more then science, she loves fantasy. She wishes she could vanish into a word of the arcane and magical, but sadly for her, magic isn't real. It's also probably a rather silly ideal for a blueblood to have, but she doesn't really care what others think (unless they're a purpleblood, of which she knows none). She's also rather bossy, and tries to be the leader whenever she can, however, this usually leads to her NOT being the leader, much to her dismay.

Has an owl lusus.

[Fishman]

I am not ashamed of the Rocktroll suit.

whatever you do

do not let maya see

brb pm-spamming her with it i guess

I needed some Alchemizing fodder.



I've already done items for two of the four posters, not sure if I care to do them all.

[Laasya Apria]

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>A young troll stands in her respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as her wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
>Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen to fourteen Earth years.
>Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist.
>What will the name of this young troll be?
>Sillybutt McMuffintop
>NICE TRY, BUTTHOLE.
>Laasya Apria
>Your name is LAASYA APRIA. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
>Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for THE ART OF DANCE. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking something that Trolls are usually bad at, but for some reason you are not, because (you think) you're good at it! You like other forms of art, such as singing and drawing, but you are NOTORIOUSLY NOT THAT GREAT AT IT. I mean, you are okay, but not AWESOME. You set off the image that you don't care what your friends think about your hobbies, but you still try your best to improve. You like to practice in your free time along to some GREAT POP JAMS, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM, or sometimes outside the hive.
>You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which make you more HYPER THAN USUAL. Your handle is fruitsyBallerina and you speak in a manner that is kwait grubbissh, orr, at leest, dats wut yor frends tell yoo~~~ > w<
>What will you do?

I've been thinking a bit more about how I originally designed Laasya... I think her personality is gonna have a biiiit of tweaking going on. the problem was I was using her to RP in like 2 or 3 different places, and her personality kinda changed depending on the people she became friends with and got used to. I need to decide on one actual personality otherwise it's not really her....
gah I suck :B;;;;

[darling]

Ohlook, I made an AB sprite. From scratch. I'm quite proud, not it just needs different expressions. So.. much rage. It can't be contained.

[Laasya Apria]

So.. much rage. It can't be contained.

I'm fairly certain that Laasya would try to be his friend. XDDD

[darling]

I'm fairly certain that Laasya would try to be his friend. XDDD

That, uh.. might not be pretty. X'D He's inclined to beat the living shit out of anything that breathes in his general direction.

[Laasya Apria]

I'm fairly certain that Laasya would try to be his friend. XDDD

That, uh.. might not be pretty. X'D He's inclined to beat the living shit out of anything that breathes in his general direction.

tough cookie, eh? >~<;;;;;
I don't know that her shieldy-powers could outlast his rage... better stay away XDDD

[Evy]

I think he and Eithne could get along.

And by get along I mean ragefit at each other.