I keep happening!
I keep happening!
>Be the ghost.
You're barely here. But you exist. A lot of people wish you DIDN'T, but you do. Especially a CERTAIN BLUEBLOOD, who may have been responsible for your UNTIMELY DEATH. You really never should have taken up FLARP, should you?
You died, but YOU CAME BACK. To say you have UNFINISHED BUSINESS would be a total understatement.
Maybe your name once was OSIRIS ARLATH, and maybe if you had known a bit more about HUMAN MYTHOLOGY you would have guessed that you were fated to die from DAY ONE. Maybe your trolltag used to be kickstartTeratoma, maaaybe you used to have some sweet psychic powers.
It doesn't matter now. You might be a GHOST, but you can still manipulate your environment. And that's just what you need to finish what you started.
Last edited by Thunder Reign; 02-18-2011 at 02:24 PM.
THAT IS SUCH GOOD HAIR AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
seriously that is the best hair.
Thunder, I love you. That's beautiful holy shit.
Creepy sunuva. I agree, spooky hair. Very good.
====> Be the sad nervous girl
You are LECAFE OLELAF.
You're a sad girl. Despite this, you still manage to do daily tasks and talk to people perfectly fine, you'll accept every single insult they say as being true. Because they are. Completely. You would rather be sad than angry, bad things happen when you're angry, so you're always sad. But that's okay because things will get better. You're an optimist. No matter how bad things get, they well get better.
Atleast, that's what you tell yourself.
Anyway, you have a variety of interests. You like to SKIN LONG DEAD BEASTS AND MAKE MOCCASINS FROM THEIR FLESH (since you could never harm them!), you also like to WATCH VARIOUS MOVIES, and PLAY HUSKTOP GAMES. You tend to stay up all the time playing these games and rarely leave your husktop unless there's a dead carcass near by. Sometimes you dare practice your telekinesis, but never for long, because YOU HATE HEADACHES and PEOPLE MIGHT GET ANGRY IF YOUR DESTROYAHEALER is AFK during a DUNGEONCRAWL. Thanks to your hardly diligent practice, you are now able to MOVE HUSKTOPS with considerable EFFORT! Congratulations! Being a sad-sack of miserable non-confidence probably does not help you in the least with this.
You like to try to HELP OUT OTHER PEOPLE with their problems, but whether this works or not is up for debate. You are an UNCONCIOUS HEMOLOYALIST even when you don't mean to be. You can also make a MEAN CUP OF HIGHLY CAFFEINATED DRINK which aide you in your husktop gaming and movie watching marathons.
You tend to your lusus, a LESSER SNICKER-BEAST, with some amount of hesitation due to it's constant snickering. You've always felt like it's mocking you, and clearly this does nothing to help you.
Your strifespecibus is HALBERDKIND, and your fetch modus is BAG OF BEANS MODUS, in which everything comes out too hot to touch and smelling a lot like coffee.
Your handle is melancholicbarista and you tend to pose everything as a sort of question....? and you do not like to capitalize any words because that might upset others....?
Who wants coffee?
Hey guys, stupid question time! If I have an ant colony as being basically one psychic hivemind, would it count as a single lusus? Or would it make more sense to have him lusused by the queen as the only actual thinking mind in the colony?
Yes, I am a HUGE DERP and posted this in the Cafe the first time *facepalmX100 COMBOB*
You can probably count The Hive as a lusus
Just call it a hive lusus :3
That's a double yes then.
I just thought it'd be funny if Aenict was so used to being in a hivemind he kind of sometimes forgets you need to vocalise when it comes to other trolls.
>Be the manly man troll
You fail miserably.
You are now Quevah Paires and you are the prettiest princess at the ball. It is you!
You are seven sweeps old and your goal is to one day win the Miss Alternia pageant even though you are not a female. You will do this. It is all you've ever wanted and probably all you'll ever want. You also enjoy hairdressing and applying make-up. You think you'd be a pretty good beauticiaradicator if you weren't so set on all this pageant nonsense.
You have a slight dislike for purple and indigo bloods, what with your aspirations of royalty. But as a princess it would be undignified to act hostile towards others. Wait. No it wouldn't, you're a troll. Screw those freaking royal bloods. You're the only real princess here!
You use the Scissorkind and Makeupkind strife specibii and the Walk-in Closet Fetch Modus. Which basically lets you get whatever you want out of a fifth dimensional closet. Silly space-time shenanigans.
If you were to play a game of SGRUB you'd be the Prince(ss) of Pretty, and you'd dwell in The Land of Castles and Jewels.
Your Trolltag is prettiestPrincess and Y*u tend t* make y*ur sentences ***sparkle***
Also more AB!
YAY, MORE CROSSDRESSERS!
I really like your character Private.
Man, it's like everyone's hating on the royal bloods
he's my only troll that does... well... and Bazz. But Bazz hates everyone equally.
Variya merely doesn't care about blood color, although she'll pretend to if a highblood's in the area. Aenict's actually quite happy with the caste system, but that's because he thinks he's an ant and he likes to know who to obey.
Coraya and Avigad don't care much for the hemospectrum, because Coraya doesn't socialize too much and Avigad cares more about adventure than what color your blood is. Homard, however... he's probably the closest to a hemoloyalist I have, since he's a purple with a superiority complex.
Haha yeah, I know. Xaroth doesn't really care much about his blood color, he just acts like a spoiled rich kid with a gambling problem
Sounds like Aenict's kind of movie. XD
Erisal doesn't hate royal bloods.
In fact, she's more likely to hit on them.
>Be the grinning girl.
Your name is TANTRA HYSTIX. Your veins hold a most peculiar shade of LIME GREEN that is often too bright for other Alternians to look at. As such, you are often LOOKED DOWN UPON by the general populace, but you DO NOT MIND AT ALL for you would rather indulge yourself in VIDEO GAMES, which are a part of your few INTERESTS. While you play most anything, you specifically enjoy RETRO GAMES that come from ANOTHER PLANET and have readily adopted the JOYSTICK as your STRIFE SPECIBUS.
In addition to playing games, you frequently dapple in what could be considered BLACK MAGIC, although you limit yourself to COMMUNING WITH SPIRITS and DRIVING EVIL AWAY. With the help of your LUSUS, you also pursue and practice several RITUALS which more often that not ACTUALLY WORK. As such, you desire to one day be among the ranks of the mysterious SOOTHSLAYERS, if only your penchant for playing games did not hinder your aspirations.
Like your name and blood color suggests, you are extremely partial to a certain SOUR GREEN CITRUS from the same planet the games come from. You habitually ingest these fruits in VARIOUS FORMS, most commonly as a BAKED GOOD OF SORTS. Others may be repulsed by your love for such an ACERBIC FLAVOR but they do not know what they are missing.
Your trolltag is joystickSmackdown and you express yourself QU!TE LOUDLY AND HAPP!LY MUCH TO THE !RR!TAT!ON OF OTHERS!!!
> Inspect hive.
Last edited by Limecake; 02-27-2011 at 01:52 AM.
Have to admit, "Soothslayer" is a nice job title. Wonder how she'd use a joystick to fight. Like the design. Seems pretty punk. Or whatever the correct terminology is. Weird Lime-greens unite!