TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[Two Seconds Lighter]

Right, Thanks to SM, Meta will be my last one for the night.

That's really sweet of you, VP. ^_^ As with the others, if it needs adjustment just let me know.

@Private: I would if it was one of my characters. Oh, wait...they're all guys. Damn. Sure, I'll draw the girl in if that happens. ^_^ Just link her to me, because I'm lazy with the searching and all.

[vehementPropagandist]

Right, Thanks to SM, Meta will be my last one for the night.

That's really sweet of you, VP. ^_^ As with the others, if it needs adjustment just let me know.

@Private: I would if it was one of my characters. Oh, wait...they're all guys. Damn. Sure, I'll draw the girl in if that happens. ^_^ Just link her to me, because I'm lazy with the searching and all.

Of course, I'm sure it won't need many though c:

[privateTenderloin]

Well they ARE trolls and Bazz has no preferance for females soo.....
but anyway, it'll be a while. Not a very romantic personality and all.

[Two Seconds Lighter]

...I REALLY like what you're suggesting, P. I'm not going to lie. I'd like it if some of our trolls could talk sometime, actually.

Right. VP, Here you go.

Hope it's not horrible. That hair was...interesting to work with.

[vehementPropagandist]

That's so fucking adorable, 2Secs. I'm not even kidding. I love you.

I'm sorry about her hair. I was sleep deprived while I was doing it. Hurrah for insomnia!

[Limecake]

Aw shit, I broke Spaghetti somewhat D8 -pieces back the Incognito with duct tape- ouo;

....Photoshop Y U CRASH ON ME? -flips table- I don't save as often as I should OTL

[privateTenderloin]

Well, I'm on pesterchum and skype and the trollchat IRC and facebook and pretty much everywhere all the time soo... yeah. PM me about it.

[Two Seconds Lighter]

Hurrah indeed. ^_^ Don't worry about it, though. I like a challenge.

...I expect a tuna sandwich on my desk tomorrow morning. You said you'd cook!


I'll do that, P. Just wait until I've got Meta's charrie down and I'll be on it like you don't even.

[vehementPropagandist]

Aw shit, I broke Spaghetti somewhat D8 -pieces back the Incognito with duct tape- ouo;

....Photoshop Y U CRASH ON ME? -flips table- I don't save as often as I should OTL

Spaghetti just went poof! :c

Hurrah indeed. ^_^ Don't worry about it, though. I like a challenge.

...I expect a tuna sandwich on my desk tomorrow morning. You said you'd cook!


I'll do that, P. Just wait until I've got Meta's charrie down and I'll be on it like you don't even.

YOU'LL HAVE THAT SANDWICH. IT'LL BE FUCKING DELICIOUS.

[DJ-P0N3]

Welp.
One sprite got killed, will have to go back and redo it.
FUCK.

Anyway.


Your name is Asmath Axiaff.

You aren't particularly high on the hemospectrum, not that you care. In fact if anything you use it as an excuse as to why you are so rage filled a majority of the time. In fact you enjoy getting up in people's personal space and shouting profusely at them about how you will be the best damn troll you could be.

Your gender is a mystery, in that you enjoy keeping it secret and teasing just about everyone. You have seduced and murdered a number of trolls before, it just raises your self-esteem really. Since you don't give two shits about personal space, the perverts often enjoy your presence.

Although you do have a lisp, you use it where you can. As in, tricking, seducing, and generally confusing others. Its best for you to keep it under wraps when you are fucking someone's shit up with your laser fists.
Oh yeah, you should mention those.

Thanks to a mishap with your strife specibus and mind honey, your fists are essentially like a solarblade from The Space Based Adventure in which an incestuous duo goes forth with a furry and a bounty hunter and two droids in a quest to defeat the dark lord who also happens to be their father so he does not take over the galaxy and destroy most of humanity and take it under the power of the empire. How you loved that movie.

Your trolltag is intolerantIdol and you tend to talk quietly at fir5t but get rather loud AT THE END.

Simple sprite, simple troll.

[privateTenderloin]

YAY! I'm a helper!

[DJ-P0N3]

I think the Pompadour is what I like best about that troll.

Also, going to make a pesterchum for that troll REALLY SOON

[adamantRevolutionary]

"Simple troll"? HER FISTS ARE LIGHTSABERS

I love it

[vehementPropagandist]

Hey Adamant, have you realized our names are similiar? VehementPropagandist, AdamantRevolutionary. AWESOME.

[Two Seconds Lighter]

Eeeeeexcellent. I look forward to it.

Here you go, Meta. A shiny little fortune-teller. For some reason, Harmat wouldn't let me get away with not shading her.

He DID, however, let me give you a special little extra (which he wasn't allowed to see) that may or may not be usable for you.

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[BoomingKitty]

Those are so cute...

[DJ-P0N3]

"Simple troll"? HIS/HER/ITS FISTS ARE LIGHTSABERS

I love it

Thanks.
You ought to thank Private though, for even coming up with the basis of the troll.

[privateTenderloin]

Laserfist was my idea. I love it.
Also.
How do you make more than one pesterchum... thing?

[Evy]

> mangastudio

/BURNS WITH ENVY
I have mangastudio but my tablet will not cooperate with it regardless of the driver I use. Q_Q

(Also, if anyone is interested, I'm dumping my fantroll doodles over here so to not clutter the trollslum threads too much.)

[Metaflare]

Eeeeeexcellent. I look forward to it.

Here you go, Meta. A shiny little fortune-teller. For some reason, Harmat wouldn't let me get away with not shading her.

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He DID, however, let me give you a special little extra (which he wasn't allowed to see) that may or may not be usable for you.

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BEST THING.

AND YOU DID THE DERPFACE ILU

[darling]

> Be the Winsome Adolescent.
Wow, really? Ok, let's see..

That was easy enough. You are now the Winsome Adolescent.
Your name is PECORA FURCIF. You are about 5 sweeps old, and still small for your age. In fact, you're ABSOLUTELY PETITE coupled with FREAKISH WHITE HAIR and DOUBLY FREAKISH BLOOD. You're sometimes TEASED for it, but it doesn't get to you.. usually. You are also PRETTY FUCKING USELESS, which is to say you have NO APPLICABLE SKILLS.


You are a decent troll, though, and you prefer to avoid CONFRONTATION whenever possible because you're too SMALL AND WEAK to defend yourself in any real combat. Your only hope of conquering any MORTAL FOE lies with your POLEARMKIND strife specibus, but you'd much rather ABSCOND if the situation were to arise. You're pretty HOPELESS in the KISMESIS department, or any other form of ROMANCE for that matter.


Your interests include CROCHET, FANTASTICAL LITERATURE, PLUSH BEASTS, and you have an impeccable tendency of wearing a SCARF at ALL TIMES. You also try to befriend SMALL SCURRIERS, but FAIL MISERABLY. This is in part due to your BELOVED LUSUS having an appetite for them.


Your trolltag is subduedParandrus and you mumblll3 and mutt3r unabtrusiiiv3llly and and and som3tiiim3s g3t stuck on a word. your3 n3v3r sur3 of th3 riiight thiiing to say...


(#cd9d8d)
(Horns are actually symmetrical, but perspective on the sprite makes them look weird. They're two-tined antlers.)
(I'm still not sure of gender lol)
(Also very unsure of where blood color ranks. It's pale salmon.)

Lusus:

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[Limecake]

More lime green stoofs! Seriously, that lime green convention is needed xD

I am digging the pompadour~

[Spaghetti]

DUCT TAPE fixed INCOGNITO!
Also, VP, I posted a page or so ago, if you missed it.

[BoomingKitty]

Your trolltag is subduedParandrus

I call trolling him!

[vehementPropagandist]

DUCT TAPE fixed INCOGNITO!
Also, VP, I posted a page or so ago, if you missed it.

Nah man, I saw it. I sent you a note though about taking the RP somewhere else. Should I resend it?