TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[Fishman]

Does he even have toenails? I honestly can't tell.

That's what makes them so unholy.

[Limecake]

@Fishman: Indeed xD Rocktroll hehe. I guess she would still play Troll games as well, but she finds the Earth games more intriguing as she is comparing the games with the troll counterpart xD

I really wonder how Troll Mario and Troll Zelda games would play out now...

@Mostly Harmless: Fluthlu's toenails probably grow on some part of the body that normally wouldn't have toenails....yep unholy.

[Fishman]

Troll Mario

Go left.

Princesses are in the first 7 castles but who really gives a fuck? You want to save your Lusus in World 8-4.

Troll Zelda

"Its dangerous to go alone...

Take this!"

The wise man proceeds to try and kill you with a wooden sword and only through the use of your wit may you claim it from him.

[The Abracadaver]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but how do you guys make your awesome sprites for your characters?

[Fishman]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but how do you guys make your awesome sprites for your characters?

The same way you'd draw an awesome picture? The only real difference is the adherence to an existing art style as opposed to creating one of your own.

[MostlyHarmless]

I guess I should be polite and comment on other people's stuff.

@passiveNotation: Great profile. I can imagine hilarity ensuing if our characters ever met up.

@The Abracadaver: For some reason, the idea of the horrorterrors being deeply concerned over the state of Alternian music pleases me to no end. In terms of improvements, maybe give a bit more context to the eye punching incident.

[passiveNotation]

I really wonder how Troll Mario and Troll Zelda games would play out now...

Obviously Bowser developed flushed feelings for his auspistice and kidnapped her, blowing him and Mario into a fullblown kismesissitude. You play Mario as he takes out his hate on Bowser's loyal subjects.

Legend of Zelda is just slice of life. You wander around the world collecting weapons and killing things until you find your kismesis and moirail.

[catastrophicGenesis]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but how do you guys make your awesome sprites for your characters?

If you mean the regular sprites like the pretty terrible one I am using as an avatar and really need to fix up, then I think most people edit either a blank template or an existing sprite. Mine are modified from extant characters. The first post in this thread has a base-sprite-sheet for copy-pasta, and then you can edit some other stuff into it if you're feeling creative/brave.

[The Abracadaver]

Thanks for the advice guys, I really appreciate it. I'm going to give it a shot making a sprite for Aidan because I like the character so far.

@MostlyHarmless: Hmm, I probably should elaborate on that. I didn't quite think about how his eyes got dicked up, but now I think I'll have to think of something.

[Piconoe]

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Well let's give this a whirl.

> Be the douche bag wearing two monocles.

You are now the distinguished gentleman wearing classy eye wear.

Your name is KRSNIK HYADES

You come from a long line of EXECUTIONORCISTS, noble warriors sworn to do battle against the LIVING DEAD. Not that you actually believe that rubbish. Ghosts? Rainbow Drinkers? What a crock.

Your BLESSED FETCH MODUS allows you to captchalogue any item after you have cleansed it of all evil influence. The standard PURIFICATION CEROMONY takes 6 days to complete. Luckily after months of rigorous experimentation you have discovered that the ritual can be cut down to 12 minutes if you vigorously dowse the item with HOLY WATER. While this is a vast improvement it’s still pretty time consuming, plus all your belongings tend to get PRETTY SOGGY. Lousy good for nothing ancestors and their stupid made up rituals. It’s enough to drive a man shithive maggots.

So far your strife portfolio contains CROSSKIND (the perfect weapon for fighting the undead if they actually existed) and SPRAYBOTTLEKIND (very convenient for performing ritualistic wastes of time).

Your lusus is a DAYGLIDER; a winged beast that hunts by sunlight. He spends most of the night sleeping upsidedown. As a custodian he’s pretty damn useless. The things you have to put up.

As a blue blooded noble you have a number of ACADEMIC PURSUITS. You classify yourself as a STUDENT OF ALL SCIENCES... A fucking abysmal student. Why does science have to be so complicated? It all goes completely over your head. Not that you’d ever admit that, a nobleman has to keep up appearances.

You pride yourself on being a PATRON OF THE ARTS. The walls of your hive are adorned with the FINEST OF PAINTINGS, you have shelves upon shelves of CLASSICAL SLASH FICTION and nothing soothes your weary soul quite like the music of THE GREAT SLAM POETS.

Your true passion however lies in the THEATRE. Oh how you long to an ACTOR. The roar of the crowd, the smell of the grease paint, the allure of show business is intoxicating. Your greatest wish is to follow in the footsteps of your childhood hero TROLL BRIAN BLESSED who in your humble opinion is the greatest actor to have ever lived. You have recently taken up LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING as an outlet for your theatrical desires. You consider yourself to have all the makings of a great leading man but all of your friends regard you as a LARGE HAM.

Your trolltag is vociferousEmpiricist and you SPEAK W!+H A FLA!R FOR +HE DRAMA+IC!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

Why was I so slow as to finishing my troll? Now I feel as if I release a proper aristocratic troll in a suit, I'll just be viewed as some cheap knockoff of yours. DX

[Aisu]

>Be the stargazer.



Your name is JAXINE PASRON and your trollhandle is silentRocket. Like many young trolls, you are fascinated by the ADVENTURES of the adults of your kind - but you particularly focus on their VENTURES THROUGH SPACE. You think space is very grand indeed, and you are often absorbed by thoughts of the STARRY COSMOS. This leads to others seeing you as KIND OF STRANGE, as you don't tend to talk very much.

You have a variety of interests, although most of them revolve around SPACE. You have a habit of divining the ASTROLOGICAL PREDILICTIONS of your friends, using this to judge their FATE. You build small DIORAMAS of the Alternian system, although this leads to getting GLUE all over your room. You enjoy FINE REALISTIC SPACE MOVIES, such as one that is generally known in shorthand as "In which several troll miners land upon a potentially world-destroying rock". You love STRANGE MUSIC that you claim is cosmic. You sleep under the STARS sometimes, instead of your SLEEP RECEPTACLE, which due to your unique horn shape causes you some HAIR PROBLEMS. And, sometimes, you FLARP as your alien princess character, but you are careful to hide this fact from people you want respect from.

You do not have a LUSUS, but instead consider yourself to be raised by the STARS THEMSELVES. When you have to fight, you tend to use your trusty TELESCOPEKIND skills. Your FETCH MODUS is based on the principles of VACUUM - when you remove an object from it through any means, something in the nearby environment of near-equal mass is sucked in its place. This leads to some complications, but you do not mind because it is SO COOL.

You are the PRIESTESS OF COSMOS, and your land is the Land of Wasteland and Alloy, which is a vast, barren plane studded with the wrecks of shuttles and probes. Despite your respectable teal blood, your text is white on black, like the stars themselves, and yooooooooou ooooooooooverextend a certain vooooooowel, to represent the vast emptiness of space.


So, I was playing with the Random Stuff Generator, and then I ended up making a troll, and then I sort of ended up liking her a lot and then my friend (Catie, everyone go look at her art and love it) drew her, and so. Uh. Have another fantroll from me? And also if the image is too big I can shrink it asdghslg I'm sorry I feel like this is all too huge

[BoomingKitty]

It's really done,

>Be the screwed up guy.


Yea, He's pretty screwed up.

Your name is APHRENS DEMENS,and, you ARE JUST MESSED UP. You are 8 SWEEPS OLD . but YOU ACT MUCH YOUNGER. No one really knows your interests, AND WE ARE PRETTY SURE THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW. Anyways, You live in AN ABANDONED VILLAGE , of some sorts.Your hive that you pick out as MANY DENTS AND HOLES, From your failed ASSORTMENT OF "TESTS" you had done on objects. You DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHERS what so ever, so you about as rude as rude could get.

You are SHORT-TEMPERED and VERY ANGRY almost all the time and you have a LARGE KNOWLEDGE OF ALMOST EVERYTHING. So people have to get past your small "QUIZ" TYPE THING to talk to you. Your trolltag is insanePerfectionist and you TYPe IN A odd and VeRY STRANGe way.

Extra sh!t no one really cares about.

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Title: Heir of Chaos
Weapon: Sawkind
Lusus: A Huge wasp with 6 wings.
Fetch Modulus : Cut open : Items are stored in bottles of blood, you need to slice them open and you'll get them clean as a bee.
Morail: --
Mateprite: --

[Limecake]

Here we go, an actual post with Rubedi's info 8D

>Be the feral child.


Your name is RUBEDI KBILIS. You were born under NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES and raised for a quarter solar sweep by your LUSUS before it was CONSUMED BY ANOTHER LUSUS. As a result, you grew up in an UNDERGROUND CAVE among the various CAVEBEASTS where you learned all necessary skills to survive. Life underground and minimal exposure to the surface left your skin RATHER PALE and PERMANENTLY BRUISED.

Once old enough, you ventured out to the surface and your first action was to sink your NUMEROUS SHARP TEETH into the arm of an unlucky passing troll. You develop a liking to TROLL FLESH and seek out unsuspecting trolls from time to time. As you got older, you progressively moved to more POPULATED AREAS of Alternia in order to satisfy your SEEMINGLY UNSATIABLE HUNGER.

On one of your hunting excursions, you managed to recover a victim's COMPUTER and brought it back to your cave to explore the wonders of TROLLIAN and attempt to forge RELATIONSHIPS you otherwise cannot make as you tend to ATTACK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. Despite your WILD and MURDEROUS nature, you are constantly seeking out COMPANIONSHIP in hopes of finding someone who understands you.

Your trolltag is feralMutilator and you like to ≡ C h E w . E v E r Y t H i N g . T o . B i T s . A s . Y o U . s P e A k ≡

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Other Info
Blood color: Dried blood red #5f1e1e
Trollhandle: feralMutilator
Gender: Female
Age: 6 sweeps
Lusus: N/A
Symbol: Three diagonal claw scratch marks
Strife Specibi: Toothkind (upgrades involve making dentures to fit in her mouth ie Iron Dentures, Landshark Jaws, Candycorn Chompers etc)
Fetch Modus: Dig (She has to dig through her inventory to find the object she wants to use. Does not always get what she wants)
Typing quirk: Begins and ends sentences with 'teeth' (≡) and adds a space between letters and a period between words, alternates letters with capital and lowercase.
Moon: Derse
Title: Rogue of Rage
Land: Land of Blood and Wrath
Consort: Wolverines

[Rai-CH]

Here we go, an actual post with Rubedi's info 8D

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>Be the feral child.


Your name is RUBEDI KBILIS. You were born under NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES and raised for a quarter solar sweep by your LUSUS before it was CONSUMED BY ANOTHER LUSUS. As a result, you grew up in an UNDERGROUND CAVE among the various CAVEBEASTS where you learned all necessary skills to survive. Life underground and minimal exposure to the surface left your skin RATHER PALE and PERMANENTLY BRUISED.

Once old enough, you ventured out to the surface and your first action was to sink your NUMEROUS SHARP TEETH into the arm of an unlucky passing troll. You develop a liking to TROLL FLESH and seek out unsuspecting trolls from time to time. As you got older, you progressively moved to more POPULATED AREAS of Alternia in order to satisfy your SEEMINGLY UNSATIABLE HUNGER.

On one of your hunting excursions, you managed to recover a victim's COMPUTER and brought it back to your cave to explore the wonders of TROLLIAN and attempt to forge RELATIONSHIPS you otherwise cannot make as you tend to ATTACK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. Despite your WILD and MURDEROUS nature, you are constantly seeking out COMPANIONSHIP in hopes of finding someone who understands you.

Your trolltag is feralMutilator and you like to ≡ C h E w . E v E r Y t H i N g . T o . B i T s . A s . Y o U . s P e A k ≡

Other Info
Blood color: Dried blood red #5f1e1e
Trollhandle: feralMutilator
Gender: Female
Lusus: N/A
Strife Specibi: Toothkind (upgrades involve making dentures to fit in her mouth ie Iron Dentures, Landshark Jaws, Candycorn Chompers etc)
Fetch Modus: Dig (She has to dig through her inventory to find the object she wants to use. Does not always get what she wants)
Typing quirk: Begins and ends sentences with 'teeth' (≡) and adds a space between letters and a period between words, alternates letters with capital and lowercase.
Moon: Derse
Title: Rogue of Rage
Land: Land of Blood and Wrath
Consort: Wolverines

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...I-I'm going to have nightmares forever now

[BoomingKitty]

Aphrens + Rubedi =

WHY... WHY DOES THAT FIT SO WELL?

[Aisu]

Jaxine is a little nervous about being near those two.

[Limecake]

Hehe I really would like to have an RP with Rubedi trying to meet others but failing miserably and potentially risking the lives of the other trolls xD

[BoomingKitty]

You should so make one just to see how that turns out..

[vehementPropagandist]

Kind of funny how those two ended up being posted together.

[FinAndTonic]

Maybe I'm overthinking this and therefore dooming myself, but I guess I'm having trouble finalizing my characters? I suppose things like weapon or Fetch modulus aren't as important as, say, age, but it certainly feels as if they'd add to them. I'm pretty sure I have the basics down, I think.
If you all could give helpful tips as to how you go about fleshing your trolls out, I'd be appreciative.
(Oh and comments on my first post way back on page 15 might give me ideas?)

[BoomingKitty]

I have a generator to pick out the Land, Title, and trolltag, for the outfit i usually just wing it really. The horns i use to match how they act to say for sure. Same for the weapon and Fetch modulus.

[MostlyHarmless]

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Well let's give this a whirl.

> Be the douche bag wearing two monocles.

You are now the distinguished gentleman wearing classy eye wear.

Your name is KRSNIK HYADES

You come from a long line of EXECUTIONORCISTS, noble warriors sworn to do battle against the LIVING DEAD. Not that you actually believe that rubbish. Ghosts? Rainbow Drinkers? What a crock.

Your BLESSED FETCH MODUS allows you to captchalogue any item after you have cleansed it of all evil influence. The standard PURIFICATION CEROMONY takes 6 days to complete. Luckily after months of rigorous experimentation you have discovered that the ritual can be cut down to 12 minutes if you vigorously dowse the item with HOLY WATER. While this is a vast improvement it’s still pretty time consuming, plus all your belongings tend to get PRETTY SOGGY. Lousy good for nothing ancestors and their stupid made up rituals. It’s enough to drive a man shithive maggots.

So far your strife portfolio contains CROSSKIND (the perfect weapon for fighting the undead if they actually existed) and SPRAYBOTTLEKIND (very convenient for performing ritualistic wastes of time).

Your lusus is a DAYGLIDER; a winged beast that hunts by sunlight. He spends most of the night sleeping upsidedown. As a custodian he’s pretty damn useless. The things you have to put up.

As a blue blooded noble you have a number of ACADEMIC PURSUITS. You classify yourself as a STUDENT OF ALL SCIENCES... A fucking abysmal student. Why does science have to be so complicated? It all goes completely over your head. Not that you’d ever admit that, a nobleman has to keep up appearances.

You pride yourself on being a PATRON OF THE ARTS. The walls of your hive are adorned with the FINEST OF PAINTINGS, you have shelves upon shelves of CLASSICAL SLASH FICTION and nothing soothes your weary soul quite like the music of THE GREAT SLAM POETS.

Your true passion however lies in the THEATRE. Oh how you long to an ACTOR. The roar of the crowd, the smell of the grease paint, the allure of show business is intoxicating. Your greatest wish is to follow in the footsteps of your childhood hero TROLL BRIAN BLESSED who in your humble opinion is the greatest actor to have ever lived. You have recently taken up LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING as an outlet for your theatrical desires. You consider yourself to have all the makings of a great leading man but all of your friends regard you as a LARGE HAM.

Your trolltag is vociferousEmpiricist and you SPEAK W!+H A FLA!R FOR +HE DRAMA+IC!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

Why was I so slow as to finishing my troll? Now I feel as if I release a proper aristocratic troll in a suit, I'll just be viewed as some cheap knockoff of yours. DX

I personally would wholeheartedly welcome a fellow member of the aristocrasy.

[Limecake]

You should so make one just to see how that turns out..

Mmm in the morning perhaps I'll offer an RP to people with Rubedi 8D Need to get her trolltag on Pesterchum haha.

[BoomingKitty]

You should so make one just to see how that turns out..

Mmm in the morning perhaps I'll offer an RP to people with Rubedi 8D Need to get her trolltag on Pesterchum haha.

I offering lusii and grubss for all......... And trolls.

[Blausky]

Hi I was wondering if anyone is interested in doing an art trade with trolls?