TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[scintillatingMoniker]

Oh god what would happen if he met Risthar?

He'd blubber endlessly and try to praise him and suck up to him despite him being lower on the hemospectrum xD He'd never leave Risthar alone and be the naggy self-proclaimed student of sorts xD And he'd fail at everything he does because his DNA is wired to be a Trollssassin not a seafarer xD

That would be totally awesome.

Voenno -> -> Risthar

Risthar -> -> Voenno

[ZDG]

And we need Maya's Belica to do this:
Belica ♣ -> Risthar - Voenno

[syntheticSealion]

Your name is CHAZEY XIPILL, and you are about 10 sweeps old. You have TEAL blood, but it's not really something you care a whole lot about. You are quite LAID BACK and you usually appear to not have a care in the world. You're quite sarcastic, but it's usually not meant to be that offensive. Your relaxed attitude might be the work of your lazy POLAR BEAR lusus. You tend to take interest in most things presented to you, at least until you've checked to see if it contains actual hobby-material, but among the things that interest you are BODY MODIFICATIONS and modern ART. Your shirt symbol is two TRIANGLES. You meant it to be dirty, maybe even coolly offensive to the people around you. You spend your days chillin’ - often to the smells of your sweet, homemade INCENSE or in the company of your moirail. Your relationship is special - he originally wanted to be your kismesis, but you don’t do the hate. There does seem to be something OFF about you. You have a series of scars down your back, but none of the people who have seen them have dared to ask about it.

Your trolltag is taggedToaster, and you Start Every Fucking Word With Capital Letters, And You Tend To Appear Slightly… Suggestive. You Know? Xx



Your name is TUVORT AGNITA. You’re 8 sweeps old, and you don’t give a flying fuck. Your blood is the same colour as the ORANGE on your shirt, and you’ve learned to ignore it if other trolls TAUNT you. Which they tend to do. By now, the orange has become a sarcastic reply. You hold yourself with indifference and self-irony. You don’t talk about yourself. You’re interested in anything that means you don’t have to be outside too much, especially playing online MINI-GAMES and DRAWING. You only see one other troll on a regular basis, but that too is something you’d RATHER NOT speak of.
You aren’t close to your lusus, a CRANE with horns, never have been.

Your trolltag is laughableIllustrator and you dont have thetime for proper grammar or being nice ingeneral

[Piconoe]

Unless it's on purpose, you errored on the text color for taggedToaster's typing quirk and laughableIllustrator's blood color (though I figured the blood color wasn't on purpose).

[Spaghetti]

I tried to make Euphra's ancestor.
Holy shit, it was a terrible mess before I had even really started.

[Limecake]

PFFFT- relationships abound~ xD I forgot to give Voenno an age x__x 8 sweeps seems good for him.

Definitely need an RP with shenanigans xD;

[syntheticSealion]

Unless it's on purpose, you errored on the text color for taggedToaster's typing quirk and laughableIllustrator's blood color (though I figured the blood color wasn't on purpose).

Haha, I pressed save edit the moment you posted. XD Thanks anyway, mate!

[Piconoe]

Unless it's on purpose, you errored on the text color for taggedToaster's typing quirk and laughableIllustrator's blood color (though I figured the blood color wasn't on purpose).

Haha, I pressed save edit the moment you posted. XD Thanks anyway, mate!

Naw, it's fine. I actually went back and edited it to include the ORANGE since I missed it the first time. After the edit, I noticed you edited yours, too.

[syntheticSealion]

Unless it's on purpose, you errored on the text color for taggedToaster's typing quirk and laughableIllustrator's blood color (though I figured the blood color wasn't on purpose).

Haha, I pressed save edit the moment you posted. XD Thanks anyway, mate!

Naw, it's fine. I actually went back and edited it to include the ORANGE since I missed it the first time. After the edit, I noticed you edited yours, too.

Don't you just love overlapping posts? :b

[maya]

And we need Maya's Belica to do this:
Belica ♣ -> Risthar - Voenno

OH GOD HOW WOULD SHE EVEN AUSPISTICIZE FOR ANYONE

[darling]

>Be the Ninja.

Ok, you're not a ninja, but you like to believe you are. Your name is KUSARI MANRIK. You are 6 AND ONE HALF solar sweeps old. You idolize the ancient masters of TROLLJUTSU and concequentially EQUIP yourself with CHAINSICKLEKIND, a strife specibus you're particularly SKILLED with. You TRAIN daily in the ways of THE NINJA. When you're not honing your MAD SKILLS by shedding the blood of WILD BEASTS, you like to read TALES OF LORE and ANCIENT EASTERN TROLL HISTORY. You also have an unhealthy obsession with BURNING THINGS and have burned down your own hive on MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.

You are typically SILENT and keep a near-constant expression of SULLEN DISCONTENT. You think PRACTICALLY and have sound, rational judgement. Though you're usually CALM and RESERVED, you have occasional VIOLENT OUTBURTS when you lose patience. You like to think yourself ABOVE most others, but you don't usually EXERT AUTHORITY.

Your trolltag is incineratingFlail and when you do decide to speak, you Do so as legibly as possible but sometimes drop out of conversation completely. You don not shout or use expletives when you are angry so you tend to give an impression of apathy.

(Doesn't use commas or other mid-sentence punctuation or explanation points.)
(Lusus is a Jackalope of some sort. Likely no longer living.)

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[Bandages]

First ever From Scratch Alterniabound sprite:



Ugly little fucker. Ah well, you gotta start somewhere.

[maya]

When you're not honing your MAD SKILLS by shedding the blood of WILD BEASTS, you like to read TALES OF LORE and ANCIENT EASTERN TROLL HISTORY.

[Piconoe]

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First ever From Scratch Alterniabound sprite:



Ugly little fucker. Ah well, you gotta start somewhere.

For a first attempt, that's pretty good. About to start up my Alterniabound. Hope it doesn't suck cock.

[WaruiGouki]

hey banndage$ that$ a pretty nnice portrait annd it$ probably $hitload$ better thann thi$ piece of $hit

[Spaghetti]

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hey banndage$ that$ a pretty nnice portrait annd it$ probably $hitload$ better thann thi$ piece of $hit

It is beautiful.

[maya]

hey banndage$ that$ a pretty nnice portrait annd it$ probably $hitload$ better thann thi$ piece of $hit

he looks like a mean motherfucker but if you are going to make him a few shades darker than the norm + afro you might as well give him some hussielips too and go full racist

[WaruiGouki]

That's not his regular mouth though. That's just when he grins.

Oh yeah forgot to mention his Fetch Modus last time. He uses the Eli Whitney Modus. I'll leave it to your imagination as to how it works.

[Piconoe]

That's not his regular mouth though. That's just when he grins.

Every troll needs to look like that when they grin.

(Also, I opened up an Alterniabound to edit and after staring at it for about 3 minutes, I slowly minimized it and haven't looked back at it since. Yeah, Alterniabounds aren't necessary for popular trolls, right?)

[maya]

That's not his regular mouth though. That's just when he grins.

Oh yeah forgot to mention his Fetch Modus last time. He uses the Eli Whitney Modus. I'll leave it to your imagination as to how it works.

i think i like you a lot

[vehementPropagandist]

Everything is so beautiful right now. Everything.

[catastrophicGenesis]

ABs are haaard.

But at least Variya's got more expressions than smiling now XD

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[Piconoe]

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ABs are haaard.

But at least Variya's got more expressions than smiling now XD

For the fourth one, you have some of the face extending into the hair. Other than that little and easily fixed issue, it looks good.

[catastrophicGenesis]

Bluh, yeah, I kinda noticed that now. Argh. Fix tiem.

Uploaded into the same slot for lack of link-breaking, so it might not show up yet. Or something.

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