TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[BoomingKitty]

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(2 things, 1. Yea, bad quality and 2. FLIP FLOPED, YEA.)


Pleeaasee, claam doown! Stoop bootheeriing hiim!

((Whiskers?))

((Yep.))

[armoredSkunk]

All of this amazing work here lately has inspired me to make my first fantroll when I should be working on productive stuff. Thanks a lot guys. >:T

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Your name is KOKORO ROKOKO, and you are quite the catch.

You live in a rather shoddy looking hut that is actually more basement than anything, surrounded by a vast expanse of sandy desert. The heated landscape makes a poor habitat for most trolls, but you put up with it in exchange for refuge from the larger civilized locations. Large crowds make you nervous. Plus, people tend to descriminate against you and your red blood.

You don't respond to that very well. Why, you absolutely lose it whenever someone looks down on you. Even though you marinate in the inferiority of the very bottom classes, you consider yourself quite impressive. Unfortunately, picking fights never seems to work out for you, being rather weak, so it's better to just avoid highbloods and the conflicts they herald. Your lionfish lusus isn't any help either. You love him dearly though and keep him in a decorated bowl. He doesn't seem to mind the desert heat.

The desert isn't all bad though! The harsh sunlight (which you are very careful to avoid) is very good for the growth of your vegetable garden, and the lack of moisture is perfect for several species of foliage.You choose to only eat from the incredibly diverse selection of alternian fruits and vegetables you grow outside your hive, because all life is sacred. You aren't a very good Thwarticulturist yet, so many of your experiments fall flat, but you intend to improve! As with all good Thwarticulturists, your strife specibus is set to SHEARKIND, which you use to prune wild vegetation.

You have a rather prickly personality, a sharp mind and an even sharper tongue, which you use to lash out at anyone you feel threatened by. However, you show great disdain for conflict and violence despite your own confrontational impulses. Hurting others is taboo to you when you're feeling sensible... which you usually aren't. But you still care for the people you talk to online!

You also find people think of you as being rather serious, but they just don't get your jokes. Your sense of humor is a bit dry.

Your online tag is roseateRoses and you speakk with a bit oof an aksent.

I don't think I forgot anything?

[Piconoe]

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FUCK, I fucking KNEW IT!! PATHETIC, I should SLICE YOU the fuck UP right now.

*laughing Keniki*
PA: Hey now! He might not be a highb!ood !ike me, but you shou!d sti!! !earn to respect your superiors, peestain!

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BRAHAHAHA!! PEESTAIN my fucking FEATHERY ASS! My PISSBLOOD will be the LAST FUCKING THING you SEE, you fucking PRISSFUCK.

(Ohmercy, this is amusing.)

*Keniki's hands on his forehead concentrating*

Hopefully this won't end poorly for you. You concentrate your psychic energies on Chanticleer, hoping that his yellow blood is low enough. You try your hardest to make things simple and just make him bored and disinterested in the situation.

[passiveNotation]

This was just... TOO much fun to make :3 It made me giggle.
Undead!Radina


FPN: ...I'm loose in your threa.d
FPN: ...EATING YOUR FANTROLL.S
FPN: ...He.h
FPN: ...Heh he.h
FPN: !!!HehhehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!A

[Piconoe]

I don't think I forgot anything?

Lusus and Fetch Modus. Other than that, it's good and those two are just optional.

[Captain Whosit]

This was just... TOO much fun to make :3 It made me giggle.
Undead!Radina


FPN: ...I'm loose in your threa.d
FPN: ...EATING YOUR FANTROLL.S
FPN: ...He.h
FPN: ...Heh he.h
FPN: !!!HehhehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!A

oh gog....

That's awesome! Scary and creepy without being overdone. Also, I am fleeing in terror now.

...don't eat my fantroll(s)....

[armoredSkunk]

Actually, I did include lusus; bottom of second paragraph. (lionfish) Haven't thought of a modus yet, though...

also I am now terrified.

[darling]

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FUCK, I fucking KNEW IT!! PATHETIC, I should SLICE YOU the fuck UP right now.

*laughing Keniki*
PA: Hey now! He might not be a highb!ood !ike me, but you shou!d sti!! !earn to respect your superiors, peestain!

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BRAHAHAHA!! PEESTAIN my fucking FEATHERY ASS! My PISSBLOOD will be the LAST FUCKING THING you SEE, you fucking PRISSFUCK.

(Ohmercy, this is amusing.)

*Keniki's hands on his forehead concentrating*
Hopefully this won't end poorly for you. You concentrate your psychic energies on Chanticleer, hoping that his yellow blood is low enough. You try your hardest to make things simple and just make him bored and disinterested in the situation.

Well, shit.

[darling]

This was just... TOO much fun to make :3 It made me giggle.
Undead!Radina


FPN: ...I'm loose in your threa.d
FPN: ...EATING YOUR FANTROLL.S
FPN: ...He.h
FPN: ...Heh he.h
FPN: !!!HehhehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!A

Ehehehe, beautiful!

[catastrophicGenesis]

FPN: ...I'm loose in your threa.d
FPN: ...EATING YOUR FANTROLL.S
FPN: ...He.h
FPN: ...Heh he.h
FPN: !!!HehhehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!A

...I/we did not undershtand fear... before today... I/we believe we now comprehend fully ...what it ish to be shcared.

[tonightsEntertainment]

This was just... TOO much fun to make :3 It made me giggle.
Undead!Radina

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FPN: ...I'm loose in your threa.d
FPN: ...EATING YOUR FANTROLL.S
FPN: ...He.h
FPN: ...Heh he.h
FPN: !!!HehhehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!A

wow i actually feel like using a sprite for a reaction image here because i really don't know how to describe how i feel

[Piconoe]

Actually, I did include lusus; bottom of second paragraph. (lionfish) Haven't thought of a modus yet, though...

also I am now terrified.

D'OH! I see it now and I remember seeing it before. Disregard that, I suck cock. But yeah. Is that symbol something you made up, or does it have a meaning? It looks neat.

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FUCK, I fucking KNEW IT!! PATHETIC, I should SLICE YOU the fuck UP right now.

*laughing Keniki*
PA: Hey now! He might not be a highb!ood !ike me, but you shou!d sti!! !earn to respect your superiors, peestain!

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BRAHAHAHA!! PEESTAIN my fucking FEATHERY ASS! My PISSBLOOD will be the LAST FUCKING THING you SEE, you fucking PRISSFUCK.

(Ohmercy, this is amusing.)

*Keniki's hands on his forehead concentrating*
Hopefully this won't end poorly for you. You concentrate your psychic energies on Chanticleer, hoping that his yellow blood is low enough. You try your hardest to make things simple and just make him bored and disinterested in the situation.

Well, shit.

*previous pic of Keniki, but instead slightly cringing and with one eye open, also wincing*

Are you dead, yet?

[Dead Zed]

Guys suggestions?

[armoredSkunk]

D'OH! I see it now and I remember seeing it before. Disregard that, I suck cock. But yeah. Is that symbol something you made up, or does it have a meaning? It looks neat.

Thank you for saying so! I did make it up. I was just doodling and decided that would work nicely.

[privateTenderloin]

Guys suggestions?

What are we trying to accomplish here?

[Mr. Flax]

erm, well mister higher13lood sir erm, you seem to be Completely-Capable of keeping this situation under control then... i'll have you know that i A13soloutely-Appreciate the assistance here...! of course, i'm sure you Completely-Comprehend that I would have culled the low13lood for speaking to me in such a matter myself if in any other situation... 13ut today i am Simply-Slightly off my game, yes... if you ever need assistance from a hum13le slightly-lower13lood in the Forseea13le-Future, Feel-Free to ask...!

13ut for now, it is an A13solutely-Accepta13le time for me to erm, abscond, yes...? just making sure you approve of my exit, as that is the Properly-Polite thing for a slightly-lower13lood such as myself to do...

[The Abracadaver]

This was just... TOO much fun to make :3 It made me giggle.
Undead!Radina


FPN: ...I'm loose in your threa.d
FPN: ...EATING YOUR FANTROLL.S
FPN: ...He.h
FPN: ...Heh he.h
FPN: !!!HehhehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!A

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Random question for the trollslum. Could anybody link me to a page that contains all of the AlterniaBound sprites? I don't have this sheet and I think this would be extremely useful.

[Piconoe]

Guys suggestions?

If you wielded canekind, I would suggest turning her walking stick into a purple pimp's cane. As for the shirt, color it purple, obviously, and use Tavros or Vriska as a basis for drawing the coat. Then put in the symbol and extend sleeve length.

As for the tie, I think it'll be at a small enough resolution to do a simple drawing of one then paintbucketting it a solid color.

[darling]

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FUCK, I fucking KNEW IT!! PATHETIC, I should SLICE YOU the fuck UP right now.

*laughing Keniki*
PA: Hey now! He might not be a highb!ood !ike me, but you shou!d sti!! !earn to respect your superiors, peestain!

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BRAHAHAHA!! PEESTAIN my fucking FEATHERY ASS! My PISSBLOOD will be the LAST FUCKING THING you SEE, you fucking PRISSFUCK.

(Ohmercy, this is amusing.)

*Keniki's hands on his forehead concentrating*
Hopefully this won't end poorly for you. You concentrate your psychic energies on Chanticleer, hoping that his yellow blood is low enough. You try your hardest to make things simple and just make him bored and disinterested in the situation.

Well, shit.

*previous pic of Keniki, but instead slightly cringing and with one eye open, also wincing*

Are you dead, yet?

((an image of Chant laughing, that I'm surprised I haven't made, yet.))
BRA-HAAA, FUCK no! The MOTHERFUCKING HELL are you GETTING AT, pailbreath?! NAW, fuck this. I'm going the FUCK HOME. I'll fucking kill you later, buk brawk.

[Dead Zed]

Guys suggestions?

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What are we trying to accomplish here?

My fantroll Ariam. I don't think I will be able to do the suit though.

[dragonLights]

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All of this amazing work here lately has inspired me to make my first fantroll when I should be working on productive stuff. Thanks a lot guys. >:T

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Your name is KOKORO ROKOKO, and you are quite the catch.

You live in a rather shoddy looking hut that is actually more basement than anything, surrounded by a vast expanse of sandy desert. The heated landscape makes a poor habitat for most trolls, but you put up with it in exchange for refuge from the larger civilized locations. Large crowds make you nervous. Plus, people tend to descriminate against you and your red blood.

You don't respond to that very well. Why, you absolutely lose it whenever someone looks down on you. Even though you marinate in the inferiority of the very bottom classes, you consider yourself quite impressive. Unfortunately, picking fights never seems to work out for you, being rather weak, so it's better to just avoid highbloods and the conflicts they herald. Your lionfish lusus isn't any help either. You love him dearly though and keep him in a decorated bowl. He doesn't seem to mind the desert heat.

The desert isn't all bad though! The harsh sunlight (which you are very careful to avoid) is very good for the growth of your vegetable garden, and the lack of moisture is perfect for several species of foliage.You choose to only eat from the incredibly diverse selection of alternian fruits and vegetables you grow outside your hive, because all life is sacred. You aren't a very good Thwarticulturist yet, so many of your experiments fall flat, but you intend to improve! As with all good Thwarticulturists, your strife specibus is set to SHEARKIND, which you use to prune wild vegetation.

You have a rather prickly personality, a sharp mind and an even sharper tongue, which you use to lash out at anyone you feel threatened by. However, you show great disdain for conflict and violence despite your own confrontational impulses. Hurting others is taboo to you when you're feeling sensible... which you usually aren't. But you still care for the people you talk to online!

You also find people think of you as being rather serious, but they just don't get your jokes. Your sense of humor is a bit dry.

Your online tag is roseateRoses and you speakk with a bit oof an aksent.

I don't think I forgot anything?

{ I understand the sentiment of always 6eing taken seriously due to dry humor. It can 6e a 6it ridiculous sometimes. }

[Piconoe]

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erm, well mister higher13lood sir erm, you seem to be Completely-Capable of keeping this situation under control then... i'll have you know that i A13soloutely-Appreciate the assistance here...! of course, i'm sure you Completely-Comprehend that I would have culled the low13lood for speaking to me in such a matter myself if in any other situation... 13ut today i am Simply-Slightly off my game, yes... if you ever need assistance from a hum13le slightly-lower13lood in the Forseea13le-Future, Feel-Free to ask...!

13ut for now, it is an Absolutely-Accepta13le time for me to erm, abscond, yes...? just making sure you approve of my exit, as that is the Properly-Polite thing for a slightly-lower13lood such as myself to do...

*has a face similar to Mr. Flax's troll who's name I can't recall's sprite above*
PA: Huh?!
*suddenly snaps into a cool and collected badass pose, combing back his hair with his switchblade comb and smirking (AKA his idle sprite)*
PA: Oh yes...It was no prob!em, daddio! !owb!ood was nothin'! Yeah, you can go! Have fun cu!!in' him if you are on your game next time you see him! I think I'!! bounce myse!f...yeah!

[BoomingKitty]

DEAD.

This was my first time drawing blood D';

[DizzySpecibus]

You are MELYEN YELAKE. No, not Melon Yell Lake, silly. You are Meh-ll-yhen Yeh-ll-ay-kuh. You are an energetic Yellow Blooded troll, with an interest in all things plant related! You even have the most beatiful little greenery attached to the side of your hive, with all kinds of plants. You try to be careful around them since many of them are HIGHLY DANGEROUS and could cause you serious harm with their various THORNS and VENOMS.

The mention of venoms instantly makes you think of your lusus. A magnificent Queen Striped Venomstinger [this is the equivalent of a giant bee, the average drone being about cat size while the queen is around horse size]. Your lusus is very caring, though you seem to spend a lot of time helping her with the SMALL COLONY she commands. You and your lusus have an agreement that if you supply her with VARIOUS RESOURCES she will have her drones pollinate your plants. It's rather fair. Your lusus' kind nature and interesting behavior has also made her and her species an interest of yours, to the point where you can be heard BUZZING HAPPILY as you walk about.

When not engaging in various AGRICULTURAL ACTIVITES or CARING FOR THE DRONES, you can be found on the chat system trollian. Where you are known as buzzingMelody [bM], you are know to buzzzzzz around the chat roomzzz azzz if you were a Venomzzztinger yourzzzelf. For those who are curious, you type with the color code #a1a100, as it is a near copy of your blood color.

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Age: 7 Sweeps
Shirt Symbol: Neptune
Quirk: Every s is turned into three z's, while any z's are simply multiplied by three.
Fetch Modus: Buzz Modus - Each item is assigned a buzz pattern, match it and you get your item.
Strife Specibus: knuckleKind - Her current weapon is a set of brass knuckles, each knuckle is equipped with a Venomstinger's stinger, each stinger drips with the toxic venom the deadly insects produce.

[Mr. Flax]

right then...! yes...! quite...! i'll just 13e going then...

erm, that is, unless there is another high13lood Nestling-Nearby who would be willing to Accept-Assistance from a hum13le slightly-lower13lood, that is...! 13ecause I am Constantly-Considerate of those of higher 13lood, like a Properly-Polite gentleman...! yes... quite...