TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[vehementPropagandist]

Guys.

Can someone please tell me why I drew this

Because why not?


And since I'm not cool and special enough to have an Alterniabound sprite, I think I'll just sit back and watch the romance.

[darling]

Guys.

Can someone please tell me why I drew this

...to terrify us? O_O

Seconded.

[lovelyAssistant]

Also, NEW TROLL GUYS \0/


>Be the paranoid one
Which one?

>The only one you've made so far, moron.
You succeed overwhelmingly!



You are now AZRAIL VICHAM.


Due to your BRICK-ORANGE blood, you have come close to being culled FOUR TIMES in your mere SEVEN SWEEPS. This has made you more than a little bit PARANOID, and has given you a COMPLETELY RATIONAL fear/hatred of highbloods.

Your LUSUS was a type of TELEPATHIC SNAKEBEAST that died helping you escape the third attempt on your life, and a part of his CONSCIOUSNESS has never left your mind. It has been so long that you are unsure which thoughts are yours, and which are you lusus’. It probably doesn’t help that, due to your blood color you are also SOMEWHAT TELEPATHIC, so there are always a crapload of VOICES clamouring inside your head.

Your INTERESTS include ESCAPE ARTISTRY, ILLUSIONS and BLACK HUMOR, all of which you have ample time to practice in the tiny cave you call your hive. You have very few possessions, as you are ALWAYS MOVING AROUND in order to avoid being caught and culled, but you have an old SHED SKIN from your lusus that you take with you no matter where you go.

You possess the JENGA FETCH MODUS, which you almost always end up collapsing (ejecting all of your few belongings in the process).

Your strife specibus is set to CORDKIND, which is kindof useless in real combat, but it great when you have the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE on your side.

Your chumHandle is gallowsEscapist, and you ><tend to type really unobtrusively most oΓ the time, EXCEPT WHEN YOU GGET REALLY PPISSED OΓΓ><

If you ever made it into a Sgrub session, you would probably be the Rogue of Chaos in the Land of Graphite and Singe.

Summary:

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* trolltag: gallowsEscapist
* text/blood color: dark orange (#dc2d01)
* typing quirk: Types entirely in lowercase unless agitated, then switches to capslock, occasionally doubling the first letter of a word. Replaces f with uppercase Greek gamma (Γ)
* shirt symbol: Mac 'escape' symbol
* age: 7 sweeps
* sylladex: Jenga
* strife specibus: Cordkind
* lusus: A semi-telepathic giant cobra. (deceased)
* title: Rogue of Chaos
* land: Land of Graphite and Singe (LoGaS)
* moon: Derse.

Edit: More pics!

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Regular AB sprite



OH GOD WHY ARE YOU SMILING O_O

[Rio]

@PT: he should use a rake.

[Namboto]

Why aaree yoouu guuys taalkiing aaboouut buuckeets!

| |-|/\\/E |\|O CL|_|E, | J|_|ST \/\/|S|-| T|-|EY \/\/O|_|LD STOP.

[scintillatingMoniker]

I'm not even rping as Alunas right now

I cannot ever imagine her using that sprite

I had no reason to draw it and yet I did

._.

[privateTenderloin]

You} are} really} skinny} mister}
(o>o)

((Ok guys, I need a Strife specibus and Fetch Modus. Go!

@Whosit: I would kill to see Captain America Salom kickin some ass and takin some names!))

[scintillatingMoniker]

@Whosit: I would kill to see Captain America Salom kickin some ass and takin some names!))

Captain Salom vs Sleeping Alunas



Go.

[Namboto]

@Whosit: I would kill to see Captain America Salom kickin some ass and takin some names!))

seconded

[privateTenderloin]

A rake!? Any reasoning there?

[maya]

-www, y_u're s_ sweet. W-nn- get h_rribly drunk -nd c_mpl-in -b_ut _ur shitty l_ve lives -g-in? .V.

I GUESS
I MEAN ITS N0T LIKE I PARTICULARLY WANT T0 0R ANYTHING
THATD BE CREEPY RIGHT
I JUST UH
D0NT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE T0 D0
Y0U KN0W







CAN WE LISTEN T0 JUGGAL0 ISLAND AGAIN

[scintillatingMoniker]

@Maya&TR: I bet you can't guess who I'm shipping now :P

[Captain Whosit]

@Whosit: I would kill to see Captain America Salom kickin some ass and takin some names!))

Captain Salom vs Sleeping Alunas



Go.

Oh, man... c'mon, that's not even fair....

Salom would just get torn apart.....

._.;

[scintillatingMoniker]

I know! :D

[Rio]

@PT: Not at all. Rakes are just awesome.

I agree with SM by the way, Maya, TR.

[BoomingKitty]

A rake!? Any reasoning there?

Claw someone's eyes out. Or stab em' to death. USEFUL WEAPON..

[lovelyAssistant]

I agree with SM by the way, Maya, TR.

Moi aussi

[darling]

You} are} really} skinny} mister}
(o>o)

I beg your pardon?

[armoredSkunk]

I'd konsider using a rakke, but i live in a desert. Pretty useless without leaves.

[Captain Whosit]

I'd konsider using a rakke, but i live in a desert. Pretty useless without leaves.

Why does she remind me of someone...? I like the look, though.

[privateTenderloin]

((Rakekind it is apparently! :] ))


I} was} just} noticing} that} you} are} skinny}
Did} I} offend} you} ?}
I} didn't} mean} to}
(O>O)

[Namboto]

I sorta want to make an AB sprite for Crevan, but, as I mentioned before, I really stink at this sort of thing...

Anyone willing to help?

Also, just how bad is Crevan's typing quirk?

[armoredSkunk]

SECRET: When I started designing her, I actually was planning on her being a guy. The ponytail looked too good though, soooo he got genderswapped. Alas, I can't imagine who she'd remind you of, but there you go?

[lovelyAssistant]

((Rakekind it is apparently! :] ))


I} was} just} noticing} that} you} are} skinny}
Did} I} offend} you} ?}
I} didn't} mean} to}
(O>O)

he's a highblood, you've got to be careΓul around them...

[Piconoe]

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PA: A!! this ta!k about buckets is making me want to fi!! one!

You then proceed to do a very graphic and disturbing sexual gesture similar to that of the pelvic thrust of human culture.

I did not need to see that.

Hello}
I} am} Aevyan} and} this} is} Chicky}
Nice} to} meet} you}
(^>^)

PA: Heh, sorry boss! Just trying to !ighten up the mood around here!
PA: A!so, go away, you crazy chicken! Gog, what is with a!! these !owb!oods acting !ike fou!s!? What!? Are they fina!!y coming to terms with the fact that they are nothing more than farm anima!s!?

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Why aaree yoouu guuys taalkiing aaboouut buuckeets!

| |-|/\\/E |\|O CL|_|E, | J|_|ST \/\/|S|-| T|-|EY \/\/O|_|LD STOP.

PA: A!so, no need to be such a stick in the mud! Someone of such high a status as yourself shou!dn't be offended by such natural things as sweet, sweet buckets!