TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[Fishman]

>Attempt Page-Topper x1 Combo.


Your name is CERVUS OPTERA.

You are most known for misconceptions of your territorial behavior, developed from numerous sweeps of dealing with a bizarrely-aggressive BEETLE LUSUS you tend to refer to as ATLASSHOLE. Beginning from a very young age, you found yourself frequently locked in STRUGGLES OVER DOMINANCE with this lusus, duels you were almost certain to LOSE HORRIBLY, leaving you stranded outside of your hive-- at least until SUNRISE, when it would relinquish its conquered territory. Others would view your outdoor As you grew in strength from these RIDICULOUS ENCOUNTERS, you would eventually manage to win some of these scuffles and sleep easy. These days, fighting off your lusus is more of a nuisance; when it could not grief harder, it would simply do so more than once a day.

As you are often better-off not leaving your territory in the hive, your RESPITEBLOCK reflects this. You tend enjoy a variety of LESS-THAN-MAINSTREAM VIDEO GAMES. Though said GAMES often receive EQUALLY-UNFLATTERING REVIEWS from the publication, GAME GRUB, you remain a RELUCTANT SUBSCRIBER. What the hell do they know that you don't? You claim to yourself that you have subscribed not IRONICALLY, but rather as a critic of their DISAGREEABLE CRITICISMS of your favorite titles. Posters of more ICONIC CHARACTERS from said franchises adorn the west wall of your respiteblock, hung in a sloppy manner. Numerous USED CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS litter the room for reasons relating to your DECEPTIVELY USEFUL FETCH MODUS.

You are calculative, trying your very best to be sufficiently prepared for whatever life throws at you, even as your SYLLADEX works against you at every turn. Your upbringing has however resulted in having some AWKWARD SHORTCOMINGS you tend to try your hardest to hold back, your aforementioned territorial nature being one of them, and a tendency to seek control of any situation you can in order to ensure you yield a dominant share of its rewards. You choose to maintain HEMOSPECTRUM ANONYMITY amongst your peers, who aren't really sure what to think about it, other than that the idea is COMPLETELY LAME. Your actual blood color is most definitely not anything SURPRISING, you just insist that others DON'T REALLY NEED TO KNOW IT. There may or may not have been ROMANTIC BREAKS triggered in part by your caste that drove you to make this decision. Your trolltag is mandibledRenegade and you have little trouble remaining calm around others CLICK SO LONG AS YOU DO NOT FEEL THE PERSON YOU'RE SPEAKING CLICK CLICK CLICK TO IS NOT A THREAT TO YOUR DOMINANCE OVER COMPETITORS FOR YOUR POTENTIAL MATESPRITS CLICK.

>MR: Allocate Strife Specibus



Your KIND ABSTRATA is already set to FISTKIND as a result of the feud with your Lusus. You have, however, considered trying out OTHER WEAPONS. The opportunity just has yet to arise.

[inexplicableSigns]

Just dropping this in here, since we are mentioning cyborg trolls...
Rabiat here had half his body blown off. I don't know who fixed him up, Let's say the same person that fixed up Erisal.



Full profile is coming as soon as I do a sprite for him.

[SumiumOxide]

...The guy who's fixing these trolls has some damn awesome designs.

[inexplicableSigns]

He certainly knows what he is doing ;)
Ah, Rabiat here took several EXPLOSIVE-TIPPED CROSSBOW BOLTS to the left side. The scars are pretty much the best/worst thing ever. NOT PICTURED: ROBO-LEFT LEG.

[SumiumOxide]

Well that sure beats falling a mile out of the sky.

[Dead Zed]

So I made a pretty ok troll but damn bio's are hard. Also yes I noticed the colors.

[Bandages]

I've decided that it's dumb to give up on making trolls forever, and that I should:

A) Rework Lorrax into a canon-fitting troll because of how much work I put into him (and because of Maya's phenomenal sprite)
B) Start working on this guy:

[Fishman]

Gog damnit I already told you the canonical explanation: All characters in a particular caste DO NOT share the same symbol and horn shapes in the last thread.

come ON.

[Thunder Reign]

C'mon guys, no need to get snarky. We just gotta keep up a...

S-CCH-RINE DISP_SITI_N!! .V.

[Bandages]

How much blood can leak out of his eyes before THERE IS NO MORE BLOOD??

[BoomingKitty]

[CENTER]>Be this nothing Music Head?

You've got nothing better to do.



Okay so, Your name is TORPIA YURIUS, And you LOVE MUSIC. Can get enough of it. Anyways, There is NOTHING REALLY WRONG WITH YOU, except the fact that YOUR EYES AREN'T YOURS. Yeah. Something happened,and you don't like to talk about it.

You are A FAIRLY KIND troll, but you tend to GET ANGRY OFTEN.You live on a HIGH MOUNTAIN, with your lusus A GIANT FOUR WINGED BAT,who you've named, SHIBU.
A wide COLLECTION OF POSTERS litter your hive everywhere. YOU DONT KNOW WHY but you take everyone as a friend. You REALLY HATE where you live, THERE IS NO ONE NEAR YOU. If you didn't have your lusus, YOU WOULD BE VERY LONELY.

Your trolltag is cluelessSound and you tlk iin wy tht iis liittle hrd to understnd

( A - *She doesn't use that letter* I = ii )

Title: Heir of Song
Land: Land of Harmony and Castles
Blood: Seafoam Greenish
Symbol: Upside note.
Moon: Prospit
Age: 6 sweeps

[Spaghetti]

I'm a little interested in how she has some other troll's eyes. The story behind that must be hilarious.

[darling]

Uh, I'm new to this, so bear with me.

>Be the Insufferable Prick.

You are now the Insufferable Prick and you're pretty fucking ok with that.

Your name is CHANTICLEER BANTAM, you have a bone to pick with EVERYONE and you're one SADISTIC motherfucker. It doesn't take much to ruffle your feathers. In fact, you're pretty slick at FISTICUFFS and you have fists of PURE LIGHTENING. You have no problem showing up primp-assed highbloods that sneer at your YOLK YELLOW blood.

Your INTERESTS could do to be healthier, but you don't give a fuck about your health. You collect GLASS BOTTLES to break on your HEAD. It gives you a SICK RUSH. You also take disgusting interest in BOSSING other trolls around and when you're not acting like you're COCK OF THE WALK you like to BEAT THE SHIT out of things. EVERYTHING. Speaking of things that piss you off, you hate SENTIMENTAL FUCKS that blabber about ROMANCE, but you're secretly interested.

Your LUSUS is a very large and very fussy HEN-- or it would be if you didn't pummel the life out of it a long, long time ago. Your Strife Specibi are SMALLBLADEKIND and FISTKIND. Your Sylladex uses EGG MODUS and you're filled with too much RAGE to even use it properly.

Your trolltag is rebarbativeCockerel and you SOMETIMES rraise yourr VOICE and you tend to SNARRL. =>:(

Non-sprite Art

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[ApocRenegade]

Jumping on the new guy band wagon, this is my first post in the RP forums

>Be Mr. Fancy



Your name is XAROTH KIXIS
You have an affinity for BEING FANCY, however you also love to PREFORM.
You prefer things to be ANGULAR and disregard the EXISTENCE OF SPOONS.
You may be considered SPOILED by other trolls, since you were carried as a grub by your LUSUS, who is a giant NEON SLUG. Your LUSUS has a high content of SOPOR SLIME in his body, and so acted as a VEHICLE.
Your interests include GAMBLING and HIGH STAKES GAMES. You have always been provided with things to bet by your LUSUS, and don't hold much MONETARY VALUE in anything.
You are a brother of THE DARK CARNIVAL and have always lived as such.

Your trolltag is junketDealer [jD] and You preFer anguLar LeTTers, and capITALIZE THEM

Modus - Shuffle (can only use card on top, shuffles after every use)
Strife Specibus - deckKind, tokenKind
Lusus - Giant Neon Slug named Slaze
Blood color - Plum 3 (#C38EC7)
Symbol - X with a line behind it
Title - Dealer of Chance

[Carnegie]

> Be the massive slut.




Your name is SALOPA ZINDAR.

You are definitely not a SLUT! What in Alternia would make you think that? You have never been in a true RED RELATIONSHIP, so its COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE you be one, since nothing you've done could be considered CHEATING! Of course, you constantly trade ON AND OFF with several BLACK RELATIONSHIPS. That's just fine, however. KISMESISSITUDE is much more enthtralling anyway.

Besides DESTROYING OTHERS' RELATIONSHIPS you mean ENJOYING YOUR MANY CALIGINOUS RELATIONSHIPS you also are proficient at ARTISTRY. Mainly, PAINTING and SCULPTING. You have at least one PAINTING or SCULPTURE of most of your past relationships. They are fun to recreate, even if they are COMPLETE BITCHES. You sometimes paint other things such as SCENERY and HANG THEM UP, but this is more rare than the portraits.

On the subject of the HEMOSPECTRUM, you are an ORANGE BLOOD. Your psychic ability is to HEAL PEOPLE. But its not straightforward. Any WOUND you attempt to HEAL will be PERFECTLY FINE. However, said WOUND will appear on you instead. You think its called EMPATHIC HEALING. Its not like you'd ever use it though. Why would you? Also, you are a hemoloyalist, to an extent.

Your lusus is a FEATHERBEAST. The closest thing to it for a HUMAN is a FLAMINGO. Her presence is always there, but you never really INTERACT. It's kind of SAD really. You wish you could COMMUNICATE with her more easily, but it seems like she understands NOTHING you ever say, or even do. She just STARES at you, like a WIERDO. She is BEAUTIFUL though, you've got to admit. The two of you live in a LAWNRING. You have the BIGGEST HIVE there, with a whopping TWO FLOORS.

Your trolltag is brushingJealousy and you constantly ~EMPHASIZE~ words that are ~EXTREMELY~ ~IMPORTANT~ to you.

tl;dr:

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- trolltag: brushingJealousy
- text/blood color: orange (#FF8F00)
- typing quirk: Capitalizes and surrounds in tildes words she finds of importance
- reference picture: ^^^
- personality and interests: Artistry. She can be a huge bitch to people also, it depends on whether or not they are in relationship(s).
- shirt symbol: drama masks
- weapon: fanKind
- lusus: Flamingo

[BewareOfNerd]

(RUFIOOOOOOO)

[darling]

(RUFIOOOOOOO)

I was trying so hard not to think that, GOGDAMNIT. XD

[BrainpanSonata]

Don't worry, darling... everyone in chat who's seen Homard says his hat looks obscene. So you're not alone.

[Fishman]

Do you guys think gloves would be compatible with Fistkind Abstrata?

I'm not really sure how much wiggle room I have with this particular allocation.

[Bandages]

They would probably fall under glovekind

[Marshmellow]

Rufio or not DAT HAIR :O

Anyway ANCESTOR TIME TAKE TWO

NOW WITH TWO HUNDRED PERCENT MORE ANCESTORS



Featured:The Lady Chaosbringer, Rottfinn Norcinux, and Albtraum Vagabond, ancestors to Vadosa, Rirfib, and Deviak respectively.

I actually forgot what Rottfinn's name was so until I remember he is going to be Rottfinn the Scourge... :T

[darling]

Rufio or not DAT HAIR :O

Anyway ANCESTOR TIME TAKE TWO

NOW WITH TWO HUNDRED PERCENT MORE ANCESTORS

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Featured:The Lady Chaosbringer, Rottfinn the Scourge, and Albtraum Vagabond, ancestors to Vadosa, Rirfib, and Deviak respectively.

Ohwow, those are fab

[Laasya Apria]

Rufio or not DAT HAIR :O
Anyway ANCESTOR TIME TAKE TWO
NOW WITH TWO HUNDRED PERCENT MORE ANCESTORS

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Featured:The Lady Chaosbringer, Rottfinn the Scourge, and Albtraum Vagabond, ancestors to Vadosa, Rirfib, and Deviak respectively.

Fffffffffffffffff omg Rirfib's anscestor is so dreamy

[Marshmellow]

I am seventy-six percent sure that Rirfib's ancestor is Evil Jack Sparrow? :?

[inexplicableSigns]

Rufio or not DAT HAIR :O
Anyway ANCESTOR TIME TAKE TWO
NOW WITH TWO HUNDRED PERCENT MORE ANCESTORS

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Featured:The Lady Chaosbringer, Rottfinn the Scourge, and Albtraum Vagabond, ancestors to Vadosa, Rirfib, and Deviak respectively.

Fffffffffffffffff omg Rirfib's anscestor is so dreamy

Rirfib's ancestor gets all the ladies. This is canon. >.>