TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[lovelyAssistant]

Well guys, I didn't have a guy troll to put in a dress, so this was clearly the logical solution.

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Gentlemen.

*bows*
THIS IS WONDERFUL

EDIT:

ok wow why am i doing this

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> Be the cross-eyed guy.

Your name is ALLEN MESKRGHTZ, You had an UNUSUAL UPBRINGING due to the UNFORTUNATE DEATH of your luscus, which was STRANGLED just as it was CHOOSING YOUR NAME.

You are a MUTANT FREAK who BLEEDS BLACK and has the NOISIΛ pǝɹoɹɹıɯ, which allows you make ALARMINGLY SPECIFIC AND ACCURATE PROGNOSTICATIONS (it also makes you spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ƃuıpɐǝɹ ʇɐ pooƃ ʎllɐǝɹ.) Unfortunately you are also CRIPPLINGLY NEAR-SIGHTED, meaning that everything beyond a FEW SECONDS IN THE FUTURE becomes an UNREADABLE BLUR. This leaves you with a FEW SECONDS OF WARNING about DANGER, kind of like SPIDERMAN though you've obviously never heard of him. It also gives you a CONSTANT HEADACHE and makes it REALLY HARD TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING ELSE.

Your INTERESTS include REALLY TERRIBLE SPY NOVELS AND DETECTIVE STORIES. You sometimes like to pretend you are either a PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR or a SECRET AGENT, and sometimes BOTH AT THE SAME TIME, somehow. You have an ENORMOUS COLLECTION OF HATS which you CANNOT WEAR because you REFUSE TO CUT HOLES IN THEM FOR YOUR HORNS, which even you have to admit is KIND OF STUPIDLY STUBBORN OF YOU.

Your trolltag is aliasUnknown and_sorry_your_spacebar_doesn't_seem_to_be_working _you'll_have_to_get_that_fixed.__also_you_sometime s_llɐ‾puɐ‾pɐǝɹ‾oʇ‾sı‾ʇɐɥʇ‾p ɹɐɥ‾ʍoɥ‾ʍouʞ‾noʎ‾uɐǝɯ‾ı‾ǝ snɐɔ‾ǝʇɐɥ‾ʎllɐǝɹ‾noʎ‾ǝldoǝd� �ɥʇıʍ‾ʎluo‾ʇnq‾spɹɐʍʞɔɐq‾ǝdʎ ʇ

You're doing this because it's AWESOME? Welcome to the thread!

[Rio]

Well guys, I didn't have a guy troll to put in a dress, so this was clearly the logical solution.

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Gentlemen.

Heeheeheehee!! Mustaches on ALL THE GIRLS!!

My girls all have their weapons into my back. That's a no.

[scintillatingMoniker]

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You know I am noticing a distinct lack of Salom in a dress.

Just saying..
He'd probably be pretty good at it too!

[Captain Whosit]

Well guys, I didn't have a guy troll to put in a dress, so this was clearly the logical solution.

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Gentlemen.

Heeheeheehee!! Mustaches on ALL THE GIRLS!!

My girls all have their weapons into my back. That's a no.

I'll have to do it for you theeeeen!!!

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You know I am noticing a distinct lack of Salom in a dress.

Just saying..
He'd probably be pretty good at it too!

Damn it, shut up! I was slipping under the radar!

[scintillatingMoniker]

You limboed too high and bumped your head on the radar

the radar wants frilly things

I don't know what I'm making this metaphor for

[DarkParable]

When confronted with a dress, Cannel wasn't happy.

His exact expression:

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[armoredSkunk]

No Cannel, it's for your own good. Stop making a fuss and get in that dress.

[Limecake]

When confronted with a dress, Cannel wasn't happy.

His exact expression:

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=> BOY GET IN THAT DRESS
=> DO IT NOW
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[Metaflare]

YOU GET IN THAT DRESS THIS INSTANT

[Crumblehop]

We are so now gonna get on some sort of mothership. Just you watch.

Why do I have a feeling that could lead to

a world of trouble? :'D

fixed

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH

[FlyingFrogSlash]

I'm pretty certain all my trolls wouldn't mine dre-... Wait...Is that grumbling I hear? I must ta-...oh...its you...never mind.
^
And that Is why I don't narrate what goes on in my mind very often.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

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You know I am noticing a distinct lack of Salom in a dress.

Just saying..
He'd probably be pretty good at it too!

Damn it, shut up! I was slipping under the radar!

I'd watch out..Other wise we might have to deal with this.

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Salom: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT A DRESS
Vadosa: OHGODOHGODOHGOD! I'M SORRY!

[Crumblehop]

Must resist the dress must resist the dress must resist the dressssss

[Limecake]

I have the urge to draw Voenno in more dresses...

Women's Fashion Through the Ages 8D

I love torturing my useless twiggy troll

[darling]

If anyone dies because of this, I am so sorry.

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[Dead Zed]

Guys whats going on? All I see are dresses pretty frilly dresses........I would totally draw them in frilly dresses if I had the ability.

[crash826]

If anyone dies because of this, I am so sorry.

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*hurk*

HERE LIES
CRASH826
PEPERONY AND
CHEASE

[maya]

If anyone dies because of this, I am so sorry.

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WHAT A DASHING CHAP

[DarkParable]

He can't believe I talked him into this. He is going to regret it for the rest of his life.

[Rio]

darling, i love you. But I am dieing of laughter.

[Evy]

Good god what have I missed.

[Metaflare]

i have no idea anymore

[Ekoi]

You are perplexed to as why putting on this outfit was a good idea. It's uncomfortable and skin-tight and rubbery and it's so not your color anyway.(Really, it's like an entire hemospectrum away!)

You wonder if it's always been this breezy in the room.

...I couldn't be bothered to make it transparent. Dealwithit, etc.

[Ganato]

If anyone dies because of this, I am so sorry.

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what did you do?
What did you do?!
WHAT DID YOU DO!?!

-aneurysm-

[Marshmellow]

My work here is done.