Housebound

[yokaiy]

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Okay, been plotting doing this for a little bit. This is a unique session of SBURB, you'll see why later I guess! Works the same as any other forum adventure, I guess. It'll revolve around a group of human children playing the game... Humans have already been decided, but if you want your fantrolls to troll the kids as we go, feel free to tell me about them and I might stick them in. : >

Housebound

Today is the 11th of April in 2009. Some kid stands in his room, not really doing anything interesting.

What's his name?

-==>Enter name.

[Zosephine]

Ah, he's so cute, Yo!

umm...

>Terry Matheson (idek)

[wlzrobert]

Freckled Nobody

[Zosephine]

BOB

Baron of Boogaloos

BOB

[greyscaleScavenger]

Ryan Brooks.

[yokaiy]

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Ffff Zo, you killed me. You know it's Ja with all the BOBs, jeez : P

Nice try, jackwagon. Why don't you give it another shot, huh?
-==>Try again.


Pshhh, oh please. Come on, like that's his -- wait, what.

Oh.

Okay.

Apparently that works. Terry it is.
-==>


Your name is TERRY. As was previously stated, you are BORING. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on at the moment. Later on you're going to play a GAME with your FRIENDS, but that hasn't happened yet so you're pretty much just hanging out. You have a variety of interests. You are fond of CROAGUNKS from the game POKÉMON, and are generally a fan of MOST GAMES excluding boring SPORTS GAMES. Seriously, what is the point? Why not just go out and play the game? You like FROGS, especially of the CROAGUNK variety, but you're fond of CATS too. Especially YOUR CAT, who's pretty much a puppy in disguise. It'd be cool if you had a pet CROAGUNK though. You're interested in MYTHOLOGY of ALL KINDS, and like to DRAW when you're not PLAYING GAMES or WASTING TIME.

What will you do now?

[Zosephine]

>Terry: Go find your cat.

also

>Pester some chums.

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pfffft, jackwagon. XD

[ekron]

>Terry: Jump on the bed

[yokaiy]

-==>Jump on the bed.

No way, your cat is on your bed! You don't want to scare her. She's such a good cat. Who's a good cat? I think that you're a good cat. Yes you are.

Ew, you're getting your butt on my pillow. : T

-==>Pester some chums.

You wonder briefly what ever happened to your chair, before walking over to your laptop and opening it. How can you even lose a chair? That's just silly.

Looks like two of your chums are on right now; uP and pS. You wonder if they're doing anything interesting? Probably not.

Who should you pester?

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Gonna sleep now, update hopefully later tomorrow night!

[Fii]

>uP

[Zosephine]

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I REALLY want to be lazy and say uP, buut...

>Pester pS because you might be pestering Problem Sleuth.

[wlzrobert]

Here is a suggestion for later: Prototype one of your dolls first, then your cat after the guy enters the medium.

[Menen]

Put on Pretty Princess dresses. After all, you are a girl

[The NL Penguin]

uP

[ekron]

>pester uP

[NotAnAssassin]

Pester pS.

I REFUSE TO SIDE WITH THE MAJORITY.

[yokaiy]

-==>Put on Pretty Princess dresses. After all, you are a girl.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY.

Obviously you cannot put on any sort of pretty princess dress because you do not own any. Why would anyone think otherwise?

-==>Prototype one of your dolls first, then your cat after the guy enters the medium.

You're not sure what you mean by "prototype one of your dolls." Actually you don't know what the medium is either. You... guess you'll keep it in mind...?

-==>Pester uP.

-- spectralJavelin [SJ] began pestering unusualProtector [UP] --

SJ: Hey there!
UP: Hey Terry what up?
SJ: Not much. Did you get a chance to play the game yet?
SJ: I haven't installed it yet : T
UP: not yet.
UP: been watching movies.
SJ: Oh? Anything good?
UP: Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy!
UP: its still awesome after 50 watches!
UP: hehe should have said 42!
SJ: Pfft, close enough.
UP: lol.
SJ: It'd have been cooler as 42 though.
UP: yeah. do you know if pS got the game yet?
UP: i know you both have been talking to me about it.
SJ: I haven't asked yet. Knowing her, even if she got it her POS laptop will probably take a day and a half to load the thing. : P
UP: hehe.
SJ: Know anyone else who's got it? I was bothering dV about it too but I'm not sure he got it.
UP: There was someone else but it doesn't look like he's on right now.
SJ: Bluh.
SJ: Oh well
UP: How's that scaredy cat of yours doin?
SJ: Hey, she is the best cat, man.
SJ: The best.
SJ: And if you must know.
SJ: She's getting her butt all over my pillow.
SJ: In a not gross way, though
UP: hehe.
SJ: I guess I'll go pester pS about it, see if she's got it working yet.
SJ: You'll play with us later, right? : >
UP: yeah. just let me know when everythings goin down.
SJ: Heehee, okay, I'll keep you up to date.
SJ: I hope this is fun. : >
UP: i'm gonna finish off Hitchhicker.
UP: you have fun too
SJ: Haha, okay, have fun with that.
SJ: I will.
SJ: : P
SJ: See you : >
UP: don't forget your towel
SJ: Heehee

-- spectralJavelin [SJ] ceased pestering unusualProtector [UP] --

-- spectralJavelin [SJ] began pestering passiveSpectacle [PS] --

SJ: Hey, you there?
SJ: ...bro?
SJ: : /
SJ: Wonky internet or slow computer?
SJ: Or both?
SJ: Okay, message me when you get this I guess.

-- spectralJavelin [SJ] ceased pestering passiveSpectacle [PS] --

Looks like PS is busy. Or out. Or without a proper laptop. Or without a proper internet connection. Or all of the above. You'll have to pester her later.

Now what?

[ekron]

>juggle 3 CROAGUNKs

[ekron]

>heap mountains of love upon your cat

[The NL Penguin]

Poke the cat repeatedly.

[ewar]

Be passiveSpectacle.

[Zosephine]

Be passiveSpectacle.

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I'm ready. :P

[ewar]

Be passiveSpectacle.

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I'm ready. :P

YESSSSSSS

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PS: suggest something stupid!!!

[Zosephine]

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PS: suggest something stupid!!!

PS: oh man ypu should totally try to juggle your croagunks or something!!
PS: *you
PS: shit sry
PS: since you're bored :P

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PS cannot type for SHIT.

[yokaiy]

-==>Poke the cat repeatedly.

She doesn't seem to mind.

-==>Heap mountains of love upon your cat.

BEST CAT.

EVER.

AAAAHHHH.

-==>Juggle 3 Croagunks.



You attempt to juggle some of your Croagunks and fail miserably. Your cat stares at your shenanigans.

Oh well, that was worth a shot.

Actually you're not sure why you tried. You're pretty notoriously bad at juggling. At least you weren't trying to juggle something that could break?



You decide to captchalogue them instead with your Tablet Modus.

-==>Be PS.

Okay, you are now PS.

What is your name going to be?