Shit. Let's be pokemon trainers. An AU

[carbon-14]

Should I make Banette Cal?

Y/N?

Too late. :U


oh shitty pokemon sprite edits, how long it has been.

[A Fan]

Cal is clearly the Shuppet analogue to Dusknoir, i.e. the evolved form of Banette.
Also:
John should have a Quaqsire named Casey.
Rose, if anyone, should get Giratina. Since that's obviously not going to happen, she should probably get a Gallade named Zazzerpan. Also, something that knows String Shot, for knitting purposes. And, of course, a Tentacruel named Fluthlhu
Dave already has his all-Magikarp team, though adding a few Feebas probably couldn't hurt, especially if everything but Beauty is maxed out.
Jade should probably have an Arcanine (A "Legendary" Pokémon that isn't actually legendary.) On a different note, would it be wrong for her to have a Banette named Hass?
Aradia, if anyone, should get Registeel. Since that's obviously not going to happen, she should probably get at least one 'mon that knows Vine Whip. And a Toxicroak.
Tavros getting a Tauros and/or a Miltank is obvious. Give the boy an Illumise for the glowy fairy vibe.
Sollux clearly needs a Doduo, a Girafarig, or some other bicephalic 'mon. Perhaps the best option, though, is Shedinja, the Pokémon destined to die (at least) twice.
Karkat gets Krabby lolol, yes yes. A Crawdaunt would actually be rather appropriate. But no 'mon better represents the Knight of Blood than Primeape. Flipout buddies!
Nepeta, if anyone, should get the legendary cat trio (Entei, Raikou, and Suicune.) Since that's obviously not going to happen, give her a Skitty, if only to increase the net diabetes induction to over 50 mega-Brimleys.
Kanaya would probably appreciate a Venomoth, Dustox, or similarly mother grub-like 'mon. (Not Mothim, though. Male only, after all.) That said, she would also likely welcome a Crobat given her recent... reawakening, shall we say.
Terezi clearly needs to have a Shelgon and a Nosepass, if not a Probopass. Aside from that, odds are she'll have as many red 'mon as she can get her hands on... if she ever stops sucking Pokéballs like giant jawbreakers.*
Vriska will, in all probability, acquire an Ariados. Aside from that, you know she'll have a team that consists of one-hit KO spamming, Toxic, Explosion, and more one-hit KO spamming.
Equius... Well, the Equichamp on the first page of this thread says it all, though I do love that one picture with him and a Skitty.
Gamzee's team is already pretty well planned out, though I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to make a pie recipe for Grimers and/or Muks.
Eridan will clearly have a Kingdra... or he would, if he could find anyone willing to trade with him. He'll also probably have a Psychic type who he refuses to use out of principle but still keeps in his team.
Feferi is runner-up for who gets Giratina, and first place for Kyogre. Since neither of those is actually an option: All the Tentacool. All of them. Also an Alakazam with forks.

Oh, and Geromy has an M'

*Six. Sweeps. Old. You should be ashamed of yourself. As should I.

[lexavian]

I edited my page bottomer for all those who didn't notice.
Nother Idea:
All trolls have a shiny version (White, sprite edited) of the pokemon that most closely resembles thier lusis

[hpp3]

Terezi deserves a zubat. I mean, the thing has no eyes and has a huge mouth. Perfect fit.

Also she needs a lickatung for obvious reasons.

[lantadyme]

Should I make Banette Cal?

Y/N?

Too late. :U


oh shitty pokemon sprite edits, how long it has been.

Oh this is the best thing!

Aradia should have a Breloom. It looks kind of like a kangaroo (her lusus) and it's arms stretch out really long like whips.

[lexavian]

ALSO, THE KIDS AND TROLLS MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE LEGENDARIES. It is most likely never going to be a definite answer. That way Jade can have her legendary dogs if you want her to or you could have her have other pokemon, YOUR PICK!
Nother Idea: Someone makes a game that has a world map set up like the recent troll flashes (except with a square occupation grid) that has a pokemonesque playing system. If this is ever going to happen though, it should happen on another thread, probably.

[battlerek]

@ A Fan- Actually I imagine Hass to be the local pokemon professor.

[Skyrius]

There's a reason Wobbufett is banned from tournaments @_@ That stupid blue bastard is broken as heck when used correctly.

allowing for plenty of miracles? Besides, "when used correctly". Gamzee=competent trainer? Probably not. It just doesn't fit in well with his "pied into being peaceful juggalo" or "murderous, sober subjugglator" pe

Actually, it does. If it's just used like a normal pokemon, it's pretty harmless and worthless. When it stops being ston- I mean, becomes competent, it murders everything.

[lexavian]

On a related note:

By someone else, I don't know who.

[battlerek]

Karkasaur just looks like a big bowl of angry.

[raequiem]

Karkasaur just looks like a big bowl of angry.

How is this different than Regular Karkat?

I love Fefetic in that. And Terezubat.

[Weldar]

There's a reason Wobbufett is banned from tournaments @_@ That stupid blue bastard is broken as heck when used correctly.

allowing for plenty of miracles? Besides, "when used correctly". Gamzee=competent trainer? Probably not. It just doesn't fit in well with his "pied into being peaceful juggalo" or "murderous, sober subjugglator" pe

Actually, it does. If it's just used like a normal pokemon, it's pretty harmless and worthless. When it stops being ston- I mean, becomes competent, it murders everything.

Not to mention that fact that when it was first introduced in Gold/Silver Wobbuffet was a kind eh, gimmicky pokemon (as far as I'm aware). I wasn't until Gen 3 when abilities were added and Wobuffet got it's ability that prevented opponents from switching that it became such a beast. Something that was at first just a bit of a joke but later turned out to be an extremely powerful and deadly monster fits with Gazmee quite nicely I'd say.

[lexavian]

@ A Fan- Actually I imagine Hass to be the local pokemon professor.

He only send them out whoefully unprepared with the world's most duanting task as a form of trolling the kids and trolls. BRILLIANT!!!

There's a reason Wobbufett is banned from tournaments @_@ That stupid blue bastard is broken as heck when used correctly.

allowing for plenty of miracles? Besides, "when used correctly". Gamzee=competent trainer? Probably not. It just doesn't fit in well with his "pied into being peaceful juggalo" or "murderous, sober subjugglator" pe

Actually, it does. If it's just used like a normal pokemon, it's pretty harmless and worthless. When it stops being ston- I mean, becomes competent, it murders everything.

That sounds more like a reason FOR gamzee having it then AGAINST when you think about it.
When gamzee is pied out of his gourd, he will be useless and peaceful and his wobuffet will basically be worthless.
When gamzee is sober and competent, it will be a killing machine that will cream everyone. Sound familiar?

There's a reason Wobbufett is banned from tournaments @_@ That stupid blue bastard is broken as heck when used correctly.

allowing for plenty of miracles? Besides, "when used correctly". Gamzee=competent trainer? Probably not. It just doesn't fit in well with his "pied into being peaceful juggalo" or "murderous, sober subjugglator" pe

Actually, it does. If it's just used like a normal pokemon, it's pretty harmless and worthless. When it stops being ston- I mean, becomes competent, it murders everything.

Not to mention that fact that when it was first introduced in Gold/Silver Wobbuffet was a kind eh, gimmicky pokemon (as far as I'm aware). I wasn't until Gen 3 when abilities were added and Wobuffet got it's ability that prevented opponents from switching that it became such a beast. Something that was at first just a bit of a joke but later turned out to be an extremely powerful and deadly monster fits with Gazmee quite nicely I'd say.

More compelling reasons!!!

Karkasaur just looks like a big bowl of angry.

How is this different than Regular Karkat?

I love Fefetic in that. And Terezubat.

I agree. My favorites are karkasaur, terezubat, and spinzee (especially since he never rampaged in my mindcanon).

[lantadyme]

Skipeta looks like a Gr33n Lantern.

[JordanTH]

Spinzee is great.

[queenira]

Why doesn't someone give Nepeta a skitty? God...that thing SCREAMS Nepeta!

[Metaflare]

SEE
GARDEVOIR IS PERFECT FOR KAN

[Skyrius]

Wait, I thought we WERE arguing FOR Gamzee having Wobbufett??? XDD

[Zosephine]

@ A Fan- Actually I imagine Hass to be the local pokemon professor.

I kind of think Nanna would be the professor.

[Jasper17]

Should I make Banette Cal?

Y/N?

Too late. :U


oh shitty pokemon sprite edits, how long it has been.

oh well.
have a reverse Lil Banette.

[lexavian]

SEE
GARDEVOIR IS PERFECT FOR KAN

Ok, I'm pretty sure your icon is supposed to be a gypsy or something along those lines, but for the longest time all i can see is a blue shaded cow. The mask veil thing forms the mouth/nose region, see it?
/backontopic and agreed.

Wait, I thought we WERE arguing FOR Gamzee having Wobbufett??? XDD

We were but we didn't realize you were too!

[lexavian]

Should I make Banette Cal?

Y/N?

Too late. :U


oh shitty pokemon sprite edits, how long it has been.

oh well.
have a reverse Lil Banette.

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OGAWD AHHHHH!!!!! The only thing creepier would be if you left the cal's eye shapes and colored the irises red. Otherwise, if you're goal was to creep us out, CONGRATS!

[Skyrius]

But I WAS! Or at least, I was trying to! I thought you guys were arguing against it! XDDD;

Ok, back to the point then.

[Jasper17]

WH4T NOW?

[battlerek]

SEE
GARDEVOIR IS PERFECT FOR KAN

Ok, I'm pretty sure your icon is supposed to be a gypsy or something along those lines, but for the longest time all i can see is a blue shaded cow. The mask veil thing forms the mouth/nose region, see it?
/backontopic and agreed.

Wait, I thought we WERE arguing FOR Gamzee having Wobbufett??? XDD

We were but we didn't realize you were too!

Isn't that so? (I'm probably the only one who gets that joke )