BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF SLOPPY TROLL MAKEOUTS I GUESS????
Just some rules and regs, not like anyone reads 'em or follows 'em:
HAVE FUN!!Every where you go, there's places like this; a comfortable place, dimly lit, with coffee and couches and books on the shelves and free wifi and, I don't know, a soup of the day. After the sun comes up they put up the shutters and sell alcohol. It's homey, unless your homelife involves caves and monsters that eat people, which it probablv does, because you're a troll.
It's a good place to have a seat and a cup of coffee, and make a friend, which in your language is the same word as enemy, because... you're a troll.
((And if you are maybe a human, which is a thing that doesn't exist, in another univere pretending to be a troll, maybe this is a good place to roleplay in a casual, social, variably canon setting or try out a new character. Please don't poke the setting too hard and please don't go on any murderous rampages. Honk.
EDIT: Feel free to NPC service when you order something, I can't watch this all the time or reply to every comment. For that matter feel free to assume your troll works here and fill someone's order if you want.
EDIT2: OKAY GUESS WE NEED SOME RULES AFTER ALL.
This is really intended to be a loose social setting for people to fool around and chat and try new characters. It is a not great place for a big brawl in the middle of the room that everyone pretty much has to react to. If you are playing a character who is inevitably going to try and hurt people and provoke this kind of thing, you should really think long and hard about bringing them in here for that reason. If a fight comes up in the course of RP, please take it ''outside' instead of disrupting the whole room. It being in the thread is fine, but it should be set somewhere where new people or people who don't want to be involved can ignore it, please. ))
Thusly Marshie embarked on the most retarded post ever to be made.
PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM
HE HAS STABS
CYBORG ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD
HAS SURPRISINGLY NICE LEGS
ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES
WELL HIDDEN ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES
HOW DOES KISMESIS WORK
SECRETLY A SHIPPER
HE’S IN YOUR HEAD
UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF HORRIBLE RAP BATTLES
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK
EYES THAT WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
STOP READING BOOKS FOR GIRLS
HANDS OFF THE MASK
SHE AIN’T DEAD, FOLKS
POETRY IS EASY SOCIALIZING IS HARD
THERE'S ADVENTURE TO BE HAD
SOME KIND OF FREAK
HE IS A DISEMBODIED BRAIN CONTROLLING A WARMACHINE
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE HELL
EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH EXPLODING BULLS
CRUSHING ON EVERYONE AND NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
ALL STITCHED UP
SERIOUSLY HATES CLOWNS
BREAKING YOUR DOORS AND STEALING YOUR WOMEN