A mostly normal SGRUB session for Fantrolls (story thread)

[Namboto]

On the moon known as Derse, a single figure moves through the alleyways. Her black carapace enables her to blend in with the shadows, and slowly she makes her way to her destination.

Eventually she slows down and runs her hands on the walls. Searching. Finding. Pressing on the odd brick out. Slowly the hidden door slides open, revealing another passageway. She follows it and the door slams shut behind her, there is no retreat now. At the end of the passage she finds another door, knocks three times, and enters.

Within this room there are several other figures, most are some of the more temperate citizens of Derse, but one hanging in the back intrigues her her, scares her. She knows of him, everybody knows of the queen's favorite pet: Jack Noir.

She steels herself in spite of the unexpected company, she is the one that called most of them together. She is who they came to hear speak, and so she would.

Her voice is soft, they lean closer so they can hear. "You all are here for one reason."

Jack interrupts from the back "Because you called us here?"

A smile spreads across the woman's face, this is the question she had been hoping would be asked. "No, we are here to bring down those tyrants that dare to call themselves our king and queen."

[Namboto]

>Be the tricky fox, I mean troll


Success!
Enter name: [Redacted]



Retry: Crevan Devedi



You're name is Crevan Devidi, you are standing in your room, which is markedly bare for someone already 8 sweeps old. All you have in here is your recuperacoon, a computer, a single tapestry depicting your ANCESTRAL SYMBOL, and your SMALLSWORD, which is by no means ornamental.

You have a variety of interests, including SWORDS. You also think that you are the greatest gift to female trolls ever to walk Alternia, although in reality you turn into a STAMMERING MESS when you try to confess any flushed feelings for one of them. Another little hobby of yours is PLAYING PRANKS, of the NON-LETHAL variety. You do not have a lusus, as it died several sweeps ago in an incident involving a PURPLEBLOOD that you'd rather not talk about.

A friend of yours has been talking nonstop about a game she got and how you must play it, although she doesn't remember why, she's forgetful that way. Speaking of friends, one of them just started trolling you, and is waiting for you to say hello.

What will you do?

>Examine tapestry



Ah, the majestic symbol of the Devedi line. You think it has to do with the LARGE DOOR in the basement, but it is LOCKED, so you cannot enter. Oh well. You're friend is still waiting.

>Answer friend

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-- coreMiner[CM] began trolling ionizedVulpine[IV] at 8:15 --


IV: GOOD |\/|OR|\|||\|G
CM: oh h=y whats up ---)
IV: \/\/ELL, TOD/\Y'S T|-|E D/\Y T|-|/\T |\|ERE|/\ \/\//\S GO||\|G
IV: TO ST/\RT T|-|E G/\|\/|E
CM: oh my gog your= right ---)
CM: oh wow i totally forgot h=h=h= ---)
CM: i hop= my torr=nt finish=d ---)
IV: *|S CL|_|ELESS /\BO|_|T CO|\/|P|_|TERS*
CM: basically my download of th= gam= ---)
CM: i hop= it finish=d i hav=nt ch=ck=d in a whil= ---)
CM: hav= you alr=ady gott=n your copy ---)
IV: /\|-|. \/\/ELL, \/\/E'D |-|/\\/E TO \/\//\|T |_||\|T|L S|-|E GOT O|\|
IV: S|-|E S/\|D S|-|E \/\//\S G|\/||\|G |T TO /\ B|_||\|C|-| OF PEOPLE
IV: B|_|T S|-|E D|D|\|'T TELL |\/|E |\|/\|\/|ES
CM: hmm
CM: well id like to start as soon as possible
CM: fffff this crappy grubtop is like
CM: killing m= ---)
CM: it k==ps dropping my quirk and glitching ---)
CM: i hop= it can run this gam= ---)
IV: |\/|/\YBE YO|_| CO|_|LD GET /\ BETTER O|\|E?
CM: id rath=r not hav= to br=ak into a high-s=c salvag= yard ---)
CM: th= woofb=asts th=y hav= ar= r=ally vicious ---)
CM: so do w= at l=ast know how is going to play with us ---)
CM: lik= ---)
CM: how many ar= w= aiming for ---)
IV: \/\/ELL, S|-|E S/\|D S|-|E'D G|\/E |T TO T\/\/EL\/E TROLLS
IV: SO \/\/|T|-| YO|_|, /\R|/\|\/|, /\E\/Y/\|\|, KOKORO, /\|\|D |\/|E, T|-|/\T LE/\\/ES 7
CM: hmmm ---)
CM: w=ll i think i could pull som=on= =ls= in ---)
CM: assuming sh= agr==s sh= might not ---)
IV: \/\/OOPS, FORGOT TO CO|_||\|T |-|ER, SO S|X
IV: /\|\|D \/\/|-|O?
CM: wait ---)
CM: who ar= you talking about ---)
CM: im now r=ally confus=d ---)
IV: |\|ERE|/\, | FORGOT TO CO|_||\|T |-|ER
IV: OB\/|O|_|SLY S|-|E'D |-|/\\/E T|-|E G/\|\/|E TOO
CM: oh ok ---)
CM: hmm ---)
CM: w=ll i could talk to my <> ---)
CM: sh= might want to play as w=ll ---)
IV: T|-|/\T P|_|RPLEBLOOD?
CM: y=ah ---)
IV: O|-|... J|_|ST SO YO|_| K|\|O\/\/, | |\/||G|-|T |\|OT GET /\LO|\|G \/\/|T|-| |-|ER /\T F|RST
CM: but sh=s r=ally nic= and im sur= you two wont fight ---)
IV: | |-|/\\/E /\... |-||STORY \/\/|T|-| P|_|RPLEBLOODS
CM: is it a story you want to shar= ---)
IV: |\|OT ESPEC|/\LLY
IV: |T D|D |\|OT E|\|D \/\/ELL FOR /\|\|YO|\|E ||\|\/OL\/ED
CM: oh ---)
CM: that do=s sound rath=r ---)
CM: uh ---)
CM: y=ah ---)
IV: SORRY
CM: oh w=ll its not lik= i think its your fault ---)
CM: or anything lik= that unl=ss it was but i dont know that ---)
IV: |T SORT/\ \/\//\S, | |\/|/\DE /\ |\/||ST/\KE
CM: hm ---)
CM: w=ll ---)
CM: i m=an i dont know =v=rything about it so its not lik= i can pass judg=m=nt ---)
IV: T|-|/\|\|KS
CM: :) ---)
IV: |'LL TRY |\|OT TO J|_|DGE E|T|-|ER
CM: th=r= you go ---)
CM: progr=ss alr=ady =h=h= ---)
IV: | GO O|\| /\|\|D O|\| /\BO|_|T |\|OT STEREOTYP||\|G, B|_|T | DO |T |\/|YSELF...
CM: w=ll don b=at yours=lf up ov=r it ---)
CM: w= all do that ---)
CM: at som= point or anoth=r anyways but its not lik= you ar= mr h=mosp=ctrum or anything so your= fin= ---)
CM: you dont cull oth=rs bas=d on th=ir blood color =ith=r so thats also som=thing you hav= ov=r most oth=rs ---)
IV: | TRY |\|OT TO C|_|LL PER|OD Σ:P

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The woman is more nervous than ever, tonight the plan goes into action. Strike that, a signal from the palace roof, the plan is in action. She makes her way through the hidden passages of Derse with ease, having walked similar all her life. She is supposed to head towards Skaia, but she hesitates. Noir was the one assigned to kill the queen, as he is closest to her. But this Derseian is suspicious, and heads in his way.

Eventually she arrives in the dark room and sees Noir, standing over the sleeping tyrant, sword drawn. A slash and a spurt of red, and it is done, the queen is slain. Now is the true test for Noir, and he fails. The ring is slipped from the queen's limp hand, and the assistant's tremble as he prepares to donn it. He never gets the chance.

The woman's blade slides easily into the traitor's chest, bringing down one more threat to her mission. The ring enters her pocket, one treasure is secure. For a second the woman stares at Noir's blood on her hands, as red as her own. She wipes it away, but it washes off some of the stain, revealing the white carapace underneath. Careful to hide that spot, the Prospitian insurgent moves quickly to the last treasure. Her name is Thea Blanc and she will decide the outcome of this war.

[lovelyAssistant]

>Be the forgetful one.


You succeed overwhelmingly! ...you think. You may have forgotten.
Enter name: [redacted]


You may be forgetful, but you're not that forgetful. Your real name, please.
Enter name: NEREIA LINGUA


That's better.

You are now Nereia Lingua. You are standing in your respiteblock, and it is most definitely not your wriggling day. It's getting close, however, as you are exactly 6.92 sweeps of age.

Your respiteblock is rather bare, as you hate having to clean it up all the time, but there are a few things lying around - a small pile of BOOKS, your RECUPERACOON, a small desk which holds your beloved COMPUTER, a small bundle of dried GRASSES to feed your lusus, and a poster for your favorite book series: MOIRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS. It's a rather terrible name, you will admit, but the books are your GUILTY PLEASURE, so you don't really mind all that much. The walls are also decorated with notes reminding you of things, as you can be incredibly FORGETFUL. At the moment, you notice the paper with the biggest writing on it. It says only one word: SGRUB.

Oh, that's right! You were going to talk to people about that game, the one you really need to play. You are not sure why, exactly, it needs to be played, just that it does. This doesn't worry you, however; you are sure that there is a very good reason for needing to play this game.

You sit down at your computer and, lo and behold, one of your friends is online! What joy!

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-- ionizedVulpine [IV] began trolling linguisticAnomaly [LA] at 22:48 --

IV: |-|ELLO???????????????????????
IV: /\RE YO|_| T|-|ERE?
LA: hi crevan~
IV: Σ:D YO|_| /\RE O|\|!!!!1!
LA: s()rry~ i g()t distracted, haha~
LA: hi crevan~
LA: h()w are y()u?
IV: |'|\/| GOOD
LA: that's great~
LA: s()rry f()r n()t being ()n recently~
IV: S'OK
LA: i've been busy, i think, haha~
LA: i f()rget s()me ()f it~ :)
IV: O|-|, SO|\/|EO|\|E \/\//\S ||\|TERESTED ||\| T|-|/\T G/\|\/|E YO|_| \/\/ERE T/\LK||\|G /\BO|_|T
LA: ()h, really~
LA: wh()?
IV: |-|ER TROLLT/\G |S CL|_|ELESSSO|_||\|D
LA: cluelesss()und, huh?
IV: |-|ER |\|/\|\/|E'S TORP|/\
LA: an()ther new friend, yay!
LA: this is great~
LA: and ariam is interested t()()~
LA: we still need a few m()re pe()ple, th()ugh~
LA: wait, i just met a new friend t()day! i bet that he w()uld be interested~
IV: \/\/ELL C/\|\||\|EL |S RE/\LLY EXC|TED /\BO|_|T |T TOO
IV: \/\/|-|/\T'S |-||S |\|/\|\/|E?
LA: s() many pe()ple~ this is great!
LA: his name is yggash~ he lives really cl()se t() me~
IV: \/\/|-|/\T'S |-|E L|KE?
LA: he seems really nice!
LA: he has a talking lusus wh() g()es ()n adventures and tells him st()ries ab()ut haunted h()uses~
LA: and he seems t() really like this ()ne kind ()f herb~
IV: \/\/O\/\/...
LA: yeah! and he seems t() like bluebl()()ds, s() i think y()u w()uld get al()ng with him~
IV: ERR, |'D /\CT|_|/\LLY ST/\Y /\\/\//\Y FRO|\/| T|-|/\T ST|_|FF |F | \/\/ERE YO|_|
LA: my lusus seems t() think the same thing~
LA: why, what's wr()ng with it?
LA: if s()me()ne as nice as yggash likes it, then it can't be that bad~
IV: |T |S|\|'T /\LL T|-|/\T GRE/\T FOR YO|_|
IV: |\/|ESSES \/\/|T|-| YO|_|R |-|E/\D /\ B|T
LA: ()h, that might be a bad thing~ i'm already s() f()rgetful~
IV: Σ:3
IV: J|_|ST \/\/O|\|DER||\|G
LA: ()h right, we were talking ab()ut the game! s() we've g()t y()u, me, cannel, ariam, yggash and t()rpia~ were y()u able t() find any()ne else?
LA: we need twelve pe()ple, remember~
IV: O|\|E G|RL |\|/\|\/|ED KOKORO, /\|\|D C/\|\||\|EL S/\|D |-|E'D T/\LK TO |-||S |\/|OR/\|LL /\BO|_|T |T
IV: O|-|, /\|\|D T|-||S K|D |\|/\|\/|ED /\E\/Y/\|\|
IV: \/\/|-|O |-|/\S /\ |\/|OST DEL|C|O|_|S LOOK||\|G L|_|S|_|S
LA: that makes nine~
LA: and what d() y()u mean, his lusus is delici()us~
IV: |T LOOKS L|KE /\ B|RD!
LA: really~
IV: L|KE T|-||S (^>^)
LA: that l()()ks s() cute~
LA: please d()n't eat it~
IV: /\|-|/\|-|/\, | \/\/O|\|'T
IV: | \/\//\S J|_|ST JOK||\|G
LA: phew~
LA: i can never tell when pe()ple are j()king, haha~
IV: SO J|_|ST T\/\/O |\/|ORE...
LA: d()n't y()u mean three?
IV: YE/\|-|, \/\/OOPS
LA: haha~ d()n't w()rry~
LA: but where are we g()ing t() find three m()re pe()ple?
IV: |\/|/\YBE | \/\/E CO|_|LD /\SK /\RO|_||\|D...
LA: ()kay~~~ th()ugh i d()n't really kn()w that many pe()ple~~~
IV: /\SK T|-||S YGG/\S|-| C|-|/\R/\CTER
LA: and i was really h()ping we c()uld start the game t()day~
IV: |T DOES|\|'T SEE|\/| L|KE |T'S GO||\|G TO |-|/\PPE|\|, DOES |T?
IV: /\T LE/\ST TOD/\Y
LA: n()~~~
LA: but f()r s()me reas()n i feel like we need t() start it s()()n~
LA: thinking t()() hard ab()ut it starts t() give me a headache, th()ugh~
LA: and i d()n't like headaches :/
IV: | DO|\|'T T|-|||\|K /\|\|YO|\|E DOES
LA: yeah, but the w()rst part ab()ut my headaches is that i f()rget them afterwards
LA: and s()metimes my r()()m is messy when they're ()ver~
IV: |-||_||-|
LA: it takes f()rever t() clean up~ :(
IV: T|-|E|\| LETS GET T|-||S ST/\RTED SOO|\|
LA: ()kay~
IV: SO YO|_| DO|\|'T |-|/\\/E TO |-|/\\/E /\|\|Y |\/|ORE
IV: |-|E/\D/\C|-|ES
LA: thanks, crevan :)

-- linguisticAnomaly [LA] ceased pestering ionizedVulpine [IV] at 23:01 --

Well, that was nice. You check Trollian, and realized that yet another one of your friends is online! What better time to talk to him?

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-- linguisticAnomaly [COLOR="#0275C7"][LA] began pestering imperfectHunter [IH] at 23:05 --

LA: ariam,hi~
IH: Hey fr1end HE HE HE!
LA: h()w are y()u d()ing~
IH: Good Nere14 t1red 6ut good.
LA: that's great!
LA: y()u're still interested in that game i menti()ned, right~
IH: Yes of course. HE HE HE! 1 LOVE G4MES 4ND JOKES.
LA: w()nderful!
LA: i'm g()ing t() send y()u the game file, but we're n()t starting quite yet, ()k~
LA: we just need three m()re pe()ple~
IH: 4h 6ut 1 4m so ex1cted.
LA: me t()()~
IH: C4n 1 just open ple4se?
LA: s()()n, i pr()mise~
IH: PLE4SE PLE4SE? Just 4 peek. Just 4 t1ny one.
LA: we have t() start s()()n, ()r else i think s()mething bad might happen~ :/
LA: and n() peeks! the best part ()f a surprise is the anticipati()n, right~
IH: OH l1ke wh4t?
LA: i d()n't kn()w~
LA: every time i try t() think ab()ut it, i start t() get a headache~
LA: s() i just d()n't think ab()ut it~
LA: :)
IH: Re4lly? Th4ts k1nd4 61zz4re.
IH: 6ut 1 4m one to t4lk.
LA: i kn()w, but thinking ab()ut that makes the headaches c()me, t()()~ :/
LA: wait, y()u kn()w l()ts ()f pe()ple, right ariam?
IH: You see some k1nd4 troll doctor or someth1ng.
LA: tr()ll d()ct()rs are scary, i stay away fr()m them~
IH: Ye4h m4y6e one or two we1rdos.
LA: maybe y()u c()uld ask them?
LA: s() far we've g()t, um~~~
LA: me, y()u, crevan
IH: Hmm 1 know th1s one 6lue 6lood.
LA: s()me girl named k()k()r(), cannel, cannel's m()irail Kia
IH: He m1ght l1ke 1t.
LA: aevyan and my new friend yggath~
LA: ()h, and s()me()ne crevan kn()ws named t()rpia~
LA: is the bluebl()()d y()u kn()w any ()f them?
IH: 1 m1ght know th1s one we1rdo yellow 6lood.
LA: ()()h, that's tw() new pe()ple!
IH: C4nnel 1 know.
LA: ()kay~ s() y()u c()uld maybe ask the yell()wbl()()d?
IH: M4y6e the 61rd 6r41n w1l 6e on.
LA: l()vely~
LA: that's a wh()le ten pe()ple, n()w just tw() m()re t() find!
LA: :)
IH: Ye4h 1 re4lly w4nt to st4rt pl4y1ng th1s.
LA: well, i just made a new friend t()day~ i can ask him if he kn()ws any()ne else~
LA: but we can't start until we have twelve pe()ple :(
IH: Sounds om1n1ous.
LA: maybe? haha, i guess it might be~
LA: i actually f()rget even why we need twelve pe()ple, ()nly that it's really imp()rtant~
IH: HOW 1MPORT4NT! L1ke 64t troll need1ng Joker Troll 1mport4nt.
LA: maybe even m()re imp()rtant than that~
IH: Oh th4ts cr4zy deep.
LA: i kn()w~ i wish i c()uld tell y()u m()re, but that's an()ther ()ne ()f the things that gives me headaches if i try t() think ab()ut it~ :(
IH: Stop gett1ng he4d4ches! R1ght now 1 me4n come on 1ts not th4t h4rd.
LA: i'll try, but they always c()me~
LA: and then i f()rget what happens and s()metimes my respitebl()ck gets all messay and sliced up :/
LA: it takes f()rever t() clean up~
IH: Get 6etter 1ll even dr4w 4 com1c.
LA: ()()h, what kind ()f c()mic~
IH: One 46out the 6r4ve kn1ght Nere14.
LA: a brave knight? w()w~
LA: i d()n't think i'm knight material th()ugh~~~ :/
IH: Yes 4nd you h4ve to s4ve the court Jester from gett1ng ex4cuted.
LA: why is he being executed~
LA: :(
IH: 6ec4use he m4de 4 p41l joke 46out the k1ngs roy4l d4ughter.
LA: well, i d()n't think that that's very fair~
LA: i w()uld definitely want t() help the jester~ :)
LA: s() i will w()rk ()n n()t getting headaches anym()re! i want t() see h()w i - i mean the brave knight nereia saves the c()urt jester~
IH: Yes 4nd 1t w1ll 6e 4 gre4t story.
LA: d() y()u think that i c()uld help y()u make the c()mic? when i'm better, i mean~
IH: Yes th4t would 6e lovely. You c4n even jo1n me on 4n 1nk run.
LA: that s()unds like s() much fun~ :)
IH: Yes lo4ds 4nd 64rrels 4nd m4y6e.................P41ls even.
LA: :O
LA: heehee~
LA: y()u can be s() sh()cking, ariam~
LA: :)
IH: yE4H 1 C4N SOMET1MES uM.
LA: s()metimes what~
IH: 6E SHOCK1NG! HE HE HE!
LA: heehee~
LA: d()es it make me sh()cking that i'm ()kay with that~~~?
LA: :O
IH: M4y6e 4 l1ttle HE HE HE!
IH: ^_^
IH: WHY WOULD 1 EVEN M4KE TH4T F4CE.
LA: yay!
LA: i d()n't kn()w~
LA: it's a cute face, th()ugh~ :)
IH: You keep us1ng those emotes 1ts we1rd. $_$
IH: Oh sh1t now 1 4m do1ng 1t.
LA: haha~ y()u're s() funny, ariam~
LA: hey, i have an idea~
IH: Ye4h wh4t ex4ctly?
LA: i w()n't tell any()ne that y()u made cute em()tic()ns if y()u w()n't tell that i laughed at y()ur pail j()kes~
LA: it can be ()ur secret~ :3
IH: Secrets 4re l1ke re4lly funny jokes r1ght?
LA: yeah!
LA: except ()nly a few pe()ple kn()w ab()ut them~
LA: :)
IH: HE HE HE! N1CE^_^
LA: heehee~ y()u did it again~
IH: FUCK!
LA: here, i kn()w s()mething that will make y()u feel better~
IH: Oh ye4h l1ke wh4t?
LA: [ ])
LA: it's a pail em()tic()n~
LA: :O
LA: i feel like such a rebel~
IH: Oh my 1 m1ght 6e corrupt1ng you. HE HE!
LA: heehee, just maybe~
LA: i'm starting t() laugh like y()u~ :O
LA: maybe we're c()ntagi()us ()r s()mething~
IH: Ye4h 1 4lre4dy cont4m1n4ted C4nnel
LA: w()w~~~
LA: d()es he laugh like y()u t()()?
IH: Ye4h he goes 4ll h=h=h= or someth1ng stup1d.
LA: w()()()()w~
LA: here i was thinking it was just me~
IH: HE HE HE! Hes 4 dum6 e4rth e4ter.
LA: heehee, cannel's really nice, though~
IH: Hes sc4red of w4ter. W4TER POCKETS MOSTLY!
LA: he's scared ()f water? w()w, that's kinda weird~
IH: Ye4h hes 4ll l1ke gfdkghfdfldf. OH NO 1 4M DROW1NG! He goes l1ke th4t.
LA: heehee, that's silly~
LA: unless he really is dr()wning~~~ :/
IH: Not th4t 1 would h4ve 4ny h4nd 1n 1t. &_&
IH: FUCK!
LA: heehee, y()u're terrible! :P
LA: ()h, better get ()ut the pail~ [ ])
LA: better?
LA: :)
IH: Your 4 d1rty person. 1 me4n me 4 yellow 6lood convers1ng w1th such 4 d1rty he4then.
LA: ()h, i'm s()rry~~~ :(
LA: i was just trying t() cheer y()u up~~~
IH: HE HE HE! 1t w4s 4 joke. S1lly #_#.
LA: ah! s()rry~
LA: i'm s() bad at telling when pe()ple are j()king, haha~
LA: heehee~ i must be a terrible heathen :3
IH: Yes you qu1te 4re. 6e1ng corrupted 6y 4 lowly yellow 6lood 4s 1.
LA: well, that's part ()f the secret, then~
LA: :3
IH: Just 6etween you 4nd me r1ght? 4 qu41nt joke.
LA: exactly!
LA: d()~ d() y()u think that pe()ple might really get mad?
LA: if they th()ught y()u were c()rrupting me~ :(
IH: Why would they? 6ec4use your 4 6lue 6lood pfff.
LA: it's just~
LA: i like talking t() y()u~ and i d()n't want pe()ple t() make me n()t~
IH: Who would stop you?
LA: i d()n't kn()w~
IH: Some stup1d spectrum loy4l1st?
LA: maybe, i d()n't kn()w~
LA: i guess i'm just being silly again~
IH: Ye4h w1th your he4d4ches 4nd stuff. &_&
LA: heehee, yeah~
LA: my headaches which i will get rid ()f~
LA: s() we can make a c()mic t()gether~ :)
IH: 4 4wesome one 46out the 6r4ve kn1ght Nere14 4nd the court Jester she s4ves.
LA: yep! it will be the best c()mic ever~
LA: ^_^
LA: see? i made the cute face y()u did earlier~
LA: :)
IH: HE HE HE! $_$

-- imperfectHunter [IH] ceased pestering linguisticAnomaly [LA] at 23:33 --

He's such a funny guy. You love talking to him. Oh! And it means you have more people for the game! You had better tell Crevan.

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-- linguisticAnomaly [LA] began trolling ionizedVulpine [IV] at 23:36 --
LA: ()h, crevan~
LA: i just was talking t() ariam, and he menti()ned kn()wing a yell()wbl()()d wh() might be interested in the game~
LA: and i think that yggash is c()ming ()ver t() my hive at s()me p()int, he said he was hungry and i invited him f()r a snack~
LA: i c()uld ask if he kn()ws any()ne~ :)
IV: T|-|/\T'S GOOD, B|_|T ST/\Y /\\/\//\Y FRO|\/| T|-|OSE |-|ERBS
LA: haha, i will~
LA: the herbs in my hive are alm()st all harmless, haha~
IV: | |\/|E/\|\| YGG/\S|-|'S |-|ERBS
LA: ()h, right, i f()rg()t~ haha~
LA: i'll stay away fr()m th()se ()nes, t()(), then~
LA: :)
IV: /\R|/\|\/|'S BE||\|G L|TTLE \/\/E|RD
IV: B|_|T T|-|E|\| /\G/\||\|
IV: |T |S /\R|/\|\/|
LA: he's n()t s() bad~ he's funny, and nice~
LA: he draws c()mics f()r pe()ple~
LA: he even ()ffered t() draw me a c()mic if i st()p getting headaches~
LA: :)
IV: ...
IV: LOL
IV: T|-|/\T \/\//\S |\||CE OF |-|||\/|
LA: why did y()u laugh? he's just being nice~
IV: |T'S |\|OT|-|||\|G
LA: really n()thing? ()r just j()ke n()thing~
IV: J|_|ST SO|\/|ET|-|||\|G F|_||\||\|Y | RE|\/|E|\/|BERED
LA: ()h, ()kay~
LA: can y()u tell me? i like funny st()ries~
IV: |\/|/\YBE SO|\/|E OT|-|ER T||\/|E
IV: \/\/|-|/\T |S YGG/\S|-|'S TROLLT/\G?
LA: umm~
LA: bakedC()ward
LA: i'll talk t() y()u later, ()kay, crevan?
IV: OK! T|-|/\|\|KS.
IV: BYE

-- linguisticAnomaly [LA] ceased pestering ionizedVulpine [IV] at 23:48 --

[Namboto]

>Crevan: Do something useful

You decide to start a memo so that everyone can chat together. Hopefully this will work out fine.

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ionizedVulpine[IV] opened memo on board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.
IV: D|D | RE/\LLY |\|/\|\/|E T|-|E BO/\RD T|-|/\T?
IV: CR/\P
IV: O|-| \/\/ELL
IV: | G|_|ESS |'LL J|_|ST OPE|\| T|-||S |_|P TO /\|\|YO|\|E T|-|/\T \/\//\|\|TS TO D|SC|_|SS T|-|E G/\|\/|E
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IV: |\/|Y |\|/\|\/|E |S CRE\//\|\|
IV: /\|\|D T|-|/\T'S /\BO|_|T |T, | G|_|ESS

[DarkParable]

>Be the blind miner.

You'd rather appreciate it if you wouldn't make that a big deal, thanks.

Now, what was your name again?

> Dirtsniffer Wormeater

One of your friends already calls you that, but it definitely isn't your name. Retry.

> Cannel Alluvi

Much better. Your name is Cannel Alluvi, and you stand deep beneath Alternia's crust in one of your recently excavated tunnels. You are 7.5 sweeps old to the day, and on your "half-to-wriggling day" day, you are excited because you will soon get to play a game with all of your friends! It will be the very first all-inclusive thing you are going to do with them, and you really hope they get along.

Captchalogued you have a SHITTY HUSKTOP, which you nabbed parts for from the nearest LOW-SECURITY SCRAPYARD. It is a total CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT, and you are actually surprsied it simply hasn't fallen apart in your hands yet. You are also carrying your trust PICKAXE, an ARC WELDER, a small pile of PEBBLES, and a FINELY-CRAFTED BOWL that your MOIRAIL gave you for your last wriggling day.

In case it wasn't obvious, you really like EXACAVATION and SCAVENGING.

The tunnel is pitch-black, which normally means you have to set up lamps, but being BLIND means that your ability to ECHOLOCATE is all you'll need. You wonder if perhaps you should turn back to your hive, it is awfully dangerous down here right now, and you've run out of timber to fashion into support beams for this tunnel. No need to senselessly wander in with the thread of a collapse over your head. Besides, the dirt down here is really unstable so if you were even to perhaps-

> Nobody cares!

Well fine then, be that way. What should he do?

> Troll somebody.

You retrieve your shitty husktop, opening Trollian's chumproll. There are a few of your friends online. Who should you talk to?

>Troll your moirail.

Luckily you just so happen to have a moirail, and she's also online! You click her tag, then proceed to have a chat.

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-- coreMiner [CM] began trolling spiralineBisque [SB] --

CM: h=y kia! ---)
SB: ---(cannie hiiiii)<
SB: ---(<>)<
CM: <> ---)
CM: so my fri=nds and i ar= going to play this gam= ---)
CM: and i was wond=ring if you want=d to join us ---)
CM: its suppos=d to b= r=ally fun and =v=rything! ---)
SB: ---(like a trollmog)<
CM: ummmm ---)
CM: y=ah i gu=ss ---)
CM: its a r=ally w=ird gam= though ---)
SB: ---(how i$ a game weird)<
SB: ---(unle$$ it$ filled with 3ucket$ or $omething)<
CM: =====w ---)
SB: ---(hehehe)<
CM: :P ---)
CM: w=ll anyway ---)
CM: its suppos=d to b= fun and t=am bas=d and stuff ---)
CM: but nobody r=ally knows a lot about it ---)
SB: ---(except you and your friend$)<
SB: ---(cau$e you guy$ are $pecial)<
CM: w=ll n=r= just pick=d it up off th= trolln=t ---)
CM: and sh= and cr=van hav= b==n handing it out to =v=ryon= ---)
SB: ---(oh okay)<
CM: so i was just wond=ring if you want=d to join us is all ---)
SB: ---(need you even a$k $illy)<
SB: ---(i command you to $end me thi$ game hehe)<
CM: :D ---)
CM: h=h= okay ---)

-- coreMiner [CM] sent file SGRUBPACKFULL.ZIP --

CM: th=r= you go ---)
CM: did you g=t it? ---)
SB: ---(uhh yupper$)<
SB: ---(two file$ in it it look$ like)<
CM: yeah nere told me that its split into server and client files
CM: so its going to b= lik= ---)
CM: a chain thing ---)
SB: ---(what doe$ that mean)<
CM: so lik= you would b= my s=rv=r and conn=ct m= to th= gam= ---)
CM: and som=on= would do that for you ---)
SB: ---(ohhh)<
CM: and w= would hav= a big chain of play=rs! ---)
SB: ---($o everyone end$ up 3eing a $erver player and a client player)<
CM: y=ah ---)
SB: ---(nifty nifty)<
CM: h=h= ---)
SB: ---($ooo how have you 3een recently)<
SB: ---(we havent talked in a while)<
SB: ---(and it make$ me $ad)<
SB: ---(cau$e i <> you)<
CM: y=ah i know! ---)
CM: <> :D ---)
CM: iv= b==n talking to my fri=nds and digging and arguing with my lusus nothing r=ally big ---)
SB: ---(you need to 3e nice to him)<
CM: but h= always t=lls m= that im doing this or that wrong ---)
CM: and h= g=ts on my n=rv=s >:( ---)
SB: ---(like what)<
SB: ---(exampe$ mi$ter hehe)<
CM: you and your =xampl=s ---)
SB: ---(unle$$ i get example$ i cant a$$i$t now can i)<
CM: bluh ---)
SB: ---(glu3)<
CM: w=ll i was trying to s=t up a tunn=l support and h= burrows out of nowh=r= ---)
CM: and t=lls m= that it shouldnt go th=r= b=caus= wh=r= h= was is w=ak=r ---)
CM: of cours= it was b=caus= h= just tunn=l=d th=r= ---)
CM: so i argu=d with him ov=r that b=caus= i had it all plann=d out ---)
SB: ---(couldnt you put a $upport where he wa$)<
CM: w=ll i had to unl=ss i want=d it to collaps= ---)
CM: but th=n th= r=st of th= tunn=l was off ---)
CM: and i had to r=plan th= whol= thing ---)
SB: ---(mr $hrewdinger doe$ know 3e$t $ometime$)<
SB: ---(may3e he make$ mi$take$)<
SB: ---(without him where would you 3e)<
SB: ---(dead)<
CM: y=s i know ---)
SB: ---(a little dead wiggler)<
CM: augh i know i know! ---)
SB: ---(and that would have made my future $elf and my current $elf very $ad)<
CM: no n==d to rub it in >_> ---)
SB: ---(ru3 ru3)<
CM: noooooooo ---)
SB: ---(ye$$$$$$)<
CM: DX ---)
SB: ---(you $hould plan adventure day$ with mr $hrewdinger)<
SB: ---(like i do with marl)<
SB: ---(it$ good 3onding time)<
CM: but marl is nic= from what youv= told m= ---)
CM: min= is always crabby =v=ry tim= i s== him ---)
SB: ---(he$ a $hrew though)<
SB: ---(what kinda per$onality from a $hrew do you expect)<
SB: ---(i mean)<
SB: ---(marl i$ a narwhal)<
SB: ---(a fanta$tical and 3eautiful creature with no need to 3e cra33y)<
SB: ---(he ha$ a pretty horn and $wim$ all day)<
CM: :P ---)
SB: ---(how often do you $ee creature$ with horn$ like u$)<
SB: ---(not very often)<
CM: that just mak=s m= wish i could swim so i could actually go and m==t marl ---)
SB: ---(ive told you)<
SB: ---(ill teach you)<
SB: ---(we can practice in the $hallow$)<
CM: =hhhhhhhhhnnnnn ---)
CM: its just ---)
CM: i g=t scar=d =v=ry tim= i think about it ---)
SB: ---(are you the wicked troll witch of the we$t and you melt upon contact with water)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
CM: *non=xistant =y=roll* ---)
SB: ---(hey)<
SB: ---(your eye3all$ $till move around in there)<
SB: ---(ive $een them)<
CM: y=ah ---)
CM: do=snt m=an much though ---)
CM: :P ---)
SB: ---(when you put your hand$ on your hip$ and jut your leg out ever $o gently it doe$)<
SB: ---(hehehe)<
CM: h=h= ---)
CM: but you remember what happ=n=d last tim= ---)
SB: ---(i forgot)<
CM: i sank so fast im pr=tty sur= i almost saw royalty ---)
CM: and you had to swim as fast as you could to g=t m= ---)
SB: ---(yeah 3ut me and marl $aved youuuuuu)<
SB: ---($o may3e i got a little overconfident in your a3ility to $wim)<
SB: ---(and may3e i $houldnt have taken you out in the middle of the ocean)<
SB: ---(and may3e i $hould have given you $omething to float)<
SB: ---(3ut if you dont count all tho$e)<
SB: ---(i think i wa$ a fanta$tic teacher)<
CM: you push=d m= off my boat and said swiiiim kanny swiiiim ---)
CM: i hardly think that counts ---)
SB: ---(in life or death $ituation$ we tend to $hine)<
SB: ---(i thought that principle would apply)<
SB: ---(i wa$ wrong and i apologized a million time$)<
SB: ---(anyway)<
SB: ---(thi$ time)<
SB: ---($hallow$)<
SB: ---(like)<
SB: ---(1 or 2 feet)<
SB: ---(to get the 3a$ic$)<
CM: =hhhhhh ---)
SB: ---(oh p$hawww)<
SB: ---(even if you dont want to ill make you)<
CM: i know you will ---)
CM: not lik= you hav=nt told m= that b=for= ---)
SB: ---(i know i know)<
CM: no r=ally ---)
CM: you always say that ---)
SB: ---(cau$e you are $o $tu33orn)<
SB: ---(i have to force you to get out of your tunnel$)<
CM: but th=y ar= nic= and cool and th=y hav= pl=nty of things to =at in th=m ---)
CM: not lik= you would know you flat out r=fus=d wh=n i cook=d last tim= ---)
SB: ---(im not gonna eat 3ug$ cannie)<
CM: i sw=ar that cooking th= spid=rs r=mov=s all th= v=nom ---)
CM: i =v=n at= it in front of you! ---)
SB: ---(and i heard the crunch and then the goo $qui$h)<
SB: ---(id rather fill 3ucket$)<
CM: uuuuugh ---)
CM: if i didnt know b=tt=r id sw=ar you w=r= talking to ariam ---)
SB: ---(why do i have 3ucket$ on the mind)<
SB: ---(may3e $omeone commi$$ioned me to make a 3ucket out of clay)<
CM: wh- ---)
CM: why would anyon= do that ---)
SB: ---(3ecau$e they are perverted)<
SB: ---(more importantly)<
SB: ---(3ack to the point)<
SB: ---(you need to go out$ide)<
SB: ---(changing the $u3ject)<
SB: ---(no more talk of 3ucket$ or pail$ or $lurrie$ of any $ort)<
SB: ---(or that perverted man who call$ him$elf an arti$t)<
SB: ---(heheheh)<
CM: can w= just stop talking about this now ---)
CM: >:( ---)
SB: ---(the point i wa$ trying to make)<
SB: ---(wa$)<
SB: ---(you need to go out$ide)<
SB: ---(and take in the fre$h air)<
CM: i hav= pl=nty of v=nts down h=r= ---)
SB: ---(not the $ame)<
CM: i alr=ady go out to g=t stuff from thos= low-s=c scrapyards ---)
CM: isnt that =nough? ---)
SB: ---(i want to go on land adventure$ with you)<
SB: ---(not involving tunnel$ deep underground)<
SB: ---(we can go hunting)<
SB: ---(and eat fancy food)<
SB: ---(and $ee other troll$)<
SB: ---(and frolick in the meadow$)<
SB: ---(and look for unicorn$)<
CM: wait what ---)
SB: ---(what)<
CM: ... ---)
CM: just ---)
CM: n=v=rmind ---)
SB: ---(they are real)<
SB: ---(that picture i took of that unicorn wa$ real)<
SB: ---(it wa$nt marl with card3oard cuttout$ of hor$e leg$ taped onto him)<
SB: ---(no $ir)<
CM: trust m= if my =y=s w=r= at all visibl= ---)
CM: th=y would b= rolling so hard ---)
SB: ---(ill roll you out$ide)<
SB: ---(with my $hoe)<
SB: ---(on your 3um)<
CM: pfft ---)
SB: ---(im $tronger than you think)<
SB: ---(remem3er that one lu$u$ i killed $inglehandedly)<
SB: ---(it wa$ huuuuuuuuuge)<
CM: y=s and i still dont know why you did that ---)
SB: ---(it attacked me)<
SB: ---(i wa$nt gonna let it eat me)<
CM: i alr=ady told it that it was an accid=nt about its troll ---)
SB: ---(it clawed me)<
CM: it uh it was a hug? ---)
SB: ---(a ma$$ive alligator the $ize of my hive)<
SB: ---(wanted to give me)<
SB: ---(a hug)<
SB: ---(eyeroll)<
CM: i alr=ady promis=d that i wouldnt try juggling picks aft=r that! ---)
CM: j=============z ---)
CM: not my fault th= guy got too clos= ---)
SB: ---(he al$o didnt know you were 3lind)<
CM: w=ll thats not my fault! ---)
SB: ---(i never $aid it wa$)<
SB: ---(im ju$t $aying)<
SB: ---(he had no idea of knowing that you couldnt $ee hte pick$ once they left your hand$)<
SB: ---(may3e you $hould attach a $ound device to them)<
CM: i could i just kinda sorta misjudg=d th= distanc= ---)
SB: ---(mi$judged)<
CM: i was clicking as loud as i could! ---)
SB: ---(the pick took off hi$ hand)<
CM: =cholocation is not a v=ry =asy art you know ---)
CM: its hard =nough l=arning to s== things ---)
CM: l=t alon= juggl= th=m as w= l=arn=d that day ---)
SB: ---(i told you 3efore you even $tarted it wa$ a 3ad idea)<
CM: i ---)
CM: i thought it was =asy =nough! ---)
SB: ---(and when i wa$ 20 feet away i told you it wa$ a 3ad idea)<
CM: w=ll ---)
CM: i ---)
CM: you shouldv= h=ld him back! ---)
SB: ---(and ri$k lo$ing my hand)<
SB: ---(no $ir)<
SB: ---(3e$ide$)<
SB: ---(he hated me)<
SB: ---(for no rea$on at all)<
CM: w=ll thanks to that all of your fri=nds hat= m= now ---)
CM: th=y think i did it on purpos= ---)
SB: ---(no they dont)<
SB: ---(they thought it wa$ funny)<
CM: th=n why did i g=t sharp things thrown at m= wh=n i walk=d by th= shor= th= n=xt day with you ---)
SB: ---(i told you)<
SB: ---(that wa$ $ea urchin mating day)<
SB: ---(i al$o $aid)<
SB: ---(it wa$ a 3ad idea to go to the 3each thatday)<
SB: ---(3ut you didnt li$ten)<
SB: ---(again)<
SB: ---(notice a pattern)<
CM: oh g== i wond=r what your= g=tting at h=r= ---)
CM: i just still dont und=rstand ---)
CM: why w=r= th=y trying to mat= with my faaaaaaaaaac= ---)
SB: ---(they werent)<
SB: ---(that$ what they do)<
SB: ---(they ju$t)<
SB: ---(pewpewpew)<
SB: ---(when they fill 3ucket$)<
SB: ---(wait)<
SB: ---(do $ea urchin$ even fill 3ucket$)<
SB: ---(i mu$t look into thi$)<
SB: ---(for $cience)<
CM: i ---)
CM: hav= nothing to say about that ---)
CM: and why is it important anyway?! ---)
SB: ---(it$ not 3ut it$ nice to know thing$ a3out how the world work$)<
SB: ---(that$ what make$ it $o 3eautiful)<
SB: ---(you dont need to $ee to realize that)<
SB: ---(that$ why i want to take you out$ide of your tunnel$)<
SB: ---(there$ $o much 3eauty in the world that im de$tined to $how you)<
SB: ---(i feel it)<
SB: ---(the $ound$, the ta$te$, the texture$)<
SB: ---(the$e are all thing$ you can experience and enjoy)<
CM: what would i tast= =xactly ---)
CM: th= f==ling things and h=aring i g=t ---)
CM: im not sticking my mouth on som= tr== or what=v=r ---)
SB: ---(dead animal$ that are cooked in yummy way$)<
SB: ---(or plant$ that are $weet and tangy)<
SB: ---(fi$hie$ and lo3$ter$ and clam$)<
SB: ---(all $ort$ of thing$)<
CM: okay quick qu=stion do th=s= things happ=n to b= und=rwat=r or on land ---)
SB: ---(3oth)<
SB: ---(we do the land $tuff fir$t)<
SB: ---(then we take you $wimming)<
SB: ---(and get your an air 3u33le apparatu$)<
SB: ---(they are tough to come 3y)<
SB: ---(3ut ill figure $omething out)<
SB: ---(ill $ee if i can get you into $ome high $ec place$ to loot)<
CM: i think th=s= guys ar= onto m= though ---)
CM: im pr=tty sur= th=r= ar= post=rs ---)
SB: ---(pfff ill take you to $ome on the coa$tline)<
SB: ---(far away from your hive)<
SB: ---(anyway$ my dear <>)<
SB: ---($ee what im $aying)<
CM: y=ah ---)
CM: i just think i alr=ady go up =nough as it is ---)
SB: ---(you go up)<
SB: ---(may3e)<
SB: ---(once a week)<
SB: ---(that$ $o not healthy)<
CM: im fin=! ---)
SB: ---(you think that)<
SB: ---(and then one day)<
SB: ---(3oom)<
SB: ---(you explode)<
SB: ---(3lue goo all over the wall$)<
SB: ---(little worm$ licking on the 3one$)<
CM: im in p=rf=ct h=alth and wait what ---)
CM: i r=ally doubt that im going to =xplod= all of a sudd=n ---)
SB: ---(you havent heard of it cau$e you are alway$ underground)<
SB: ---(it$ called $udden troll explo$ion $yndrome)<
SB: ---(or $te$ for $hort)<
CM: i hav= n=v=r =v=r h=ard of that ---)
SB: ---(exactly)<
SB: ---(you need to get out more)<
SB: ---(3uild up your immunity)<
CM: it sounds lik= anoth=r on= of your ploys to g=t m= to go outsid= ---)
SB: ---(i have no $uch ploy$)<
CM: i dont think any troll has randomly =xplod=d =v=r ---)
SB: ---(im offended that you would even $ugge$t $uch a di$gu$ting thing)<
SB: ---(uh i $aw a troll explode once)<
SB: ---(a poor little yellow 3lood went ka3oooom)<
SB: ---(he wa$ ju$t $tanding there)<
SB: ---(one $econd he$ $itting with hi$ lu$u$)<
SB: ---(the next)<
SB: ---(hi$ lu$u$ i$ licking hi$ goo off the gra$$)<
SB: ---(pro3a3ly ta$ted like honey)<
CM: why would it tast= lik= hon=y ---)
CM: its blood it tast=d m=tallic and gross ---)
SB: ---(he wa$ honey colored)<
SB: ---(rain3ow drinker$ di$agree)<
CM: THOS= AR=NT R=AL ---)
SB: ---(and $o did that lu$$u)<
SB: ---(they are too)<
SB: ---(a$ real a$ the unicorn$ prancing in the field$)<
SB: ---(they exi$t)<
CM: and your= t=lling m= i n==d to g=t out mor= ---)
SB: ---(i do get out more)<
SB: ---(im on the $urface everyday)<
SB: ---($earching for them)<
CM: i was going to ask what you do =v=ryday but som=how ---)
CM: i kn=w that was th= answ=r ---)
SB: ---(theyll $how up one day)<
SB: ---(and then)<
SB: ---(when i find one)<
SB: ---(ill mount hi$ head on my wall)<
SB: ---(and have unicorn $teak)<
CM: thats just a littl= bit w=ird ---)
CM: and a littl= bit scary ---)
SB: ---(it i$ $o not weird)<
CM: why would you kill a unicorn ---)
SB: ---(3ecau$e they look ta$ty and $o i can mount hi$ head on my wall a$ a trophy)<
SB: ---(to proove they exi$t)<
SB: ---(i could even turn it into a $tuffed toy)<
SB: ---($o marl ha$ a friend who matche$ him)<
CM: y=ah okay this got w=ird r=ally fast ---)
SB: ---(ill take a video of it alive)<
SB: ---(and then ill kill it)<
SB: ---(on video)<
SB: ---(to $how it actually wa$ alive)<
SB: ---(and i$ dead now)<
CM: oh my gog stop talking about killing unicorns j=gus its lik= a f=tish for you or som=thing ---)
SB: ---(it i$ $o not)<
CM: mayb= i should hav= ariam draw you unicorn buck=ts or som=thing ---)
CM: would that stop your f=tish ---)
SB: ---(hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)<
SB: ---(no)<
SB: ---(that would ju$t fervent my $earch)<
SB: ---(to $ee)<
SB: ---(if unicorn$)<
SB: ---(filled 3ucket$)<
CM: you would want to s== if th=y fill=d buck=ts ---)
CM: what ---)
CM: is ---)
CM: wrong with you ---)
SB: ---(nothing)<
SB: ---($cientific curiou$ity)<
CM: th=r= ar= so many things wrong with what you just said its unb=li=v=abl= ---)
CM: lik= i dont =v=n think th= subjuggalators would b=li=v= this stuff ---)
CM: and th=yr= pr=tty gogdamn=d crazy ---)
SB: ---(they would 3ow)<
SB: ---(to my unicorn hunting ritual$)<
SB: ---(they would 3athe in the 3lood i poor from their $hiny hide$)<
SB: ---(and dance in the moonlight)<
SB: ---($inging unicorn melodie$)<
CM: what color would a unicorn =v=n bl==d anyway WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS ---)
CM: okay stop tim=out this r=ally n==ds to =nd ---)
SB: ---(that$ the 3e$t riddle of life yet)<
SB: ---(even more rea$on to kill it)<
CM: i sw=ar ---)
CM: you hav= a thing for unicorns ---)
CM: FAR ---)
CM: FAR ---)
CM: b=yond what you t=ll m= ---)
SB: ---(you have a thing for $pider$ and dirt and worm$)<
SB: ---(i have a vivid imagination)<
SB: ---(that $ometime$ get$ out of hand)<
CM: oh my gog ---)
CM: you g=t off on unicorns dont you ---)
SB: ---(oh god no)<
SB: ---(get off what i$ thi$)<
CM: you so do ---)
SB: ---(that$ a thing)<
SB: ---(that doe$nt even)<
SB: ---(it$ not even real)<
CM: i so know what im g=tting you for n=xt p=rigr==s =v= ---)
CM: ahahahaha ---)
SB: ---(no you dont)<
SB: ---(ill get you dirt)<
SB: ---(to go with all the other dirt you have)<
CM: AND I WILL =NJOY TH= H=LL OUT OF THAT DIRT ---)
SB: ---(ill get your dirt $cented hair wa$h)<
SB: ---(that you like $o much)<
SB: ---(and then ill throw it away in front of you)<
SB: ---($et it on fire)<
SB: ---(watch that motherfucker 3urn)<
SB: ---(hehehe)<
CM: s=riously ar= th=r= lik= und=rwat=r th=rapists or som=thing caus= lik= ---)
CM: your unicorn thing is r=ally unh=althy ---)
SB: ---(i find them intere$ting)<
SB: ---(nothing more)<
CM: i dunno caus= th=yr= total opposit=s? ---)
CM: lik= ---)
SB: ---(dont twi$t thing$ into lie$ and deceit)<
SB: ---(and one day)<
SB: ---(i will touch a unicorn)<
SB: ---(and feel it 3leed under my fingertip$)<
CM: TH=Y DONT =XIIIIIIIIIIST ---)
SB: ---(they doooooooooooooooooooooooooo)<
CM: nooooooooooo th=y dooooooooooont ---)
SB: ---(they do $o)<
SB: ---(ill prove it to you)<
SB: ---(one day)<
SB: ---(and then)<
SB: ---(ill make you)<
SB: ---(ill figure $omething out)<
CM: h=r=s th= d=al ---)
CM: th= day you find a unicorn ---)
CM: i will strip down ---)
CM: and t=ll all of our fri=nds p=rsonally ---)
CM: that you w=r= right ---)
CM: and that im an idiot ---)
CM: is that a good d=al? ---)
SB: ---(oh)<
SB: ---(even 3etter)<
SB: ---(a picture of you)<
SB: ---(naked with the unicorn)<
CM: thats it? ---)
CM: pfft ---)
CM: i can do that ---)
CM: sur= why not ---)
SB: ---(riding it with fervor)<
CM: wait what th= fuck ---)
CM: d=fin= that right now ---)
CM: RIGHT NOW ---)
SB: ---(like on it$ 3ack)<
SB: ---(you $ick 3a$tard)<
CM: IM NOT TH= ON= WITH TH= UNICORN F=TISH H=R= ---)
SB: ---(i dont have a unicorn feti$h)<
SB: ---($o what happen$ to me if they dont exi$t)<
CM: hmmm ---)
CM: if th=y dont =xist ---)
CM: th=n ---)
CM: you hav= to =at what=v=r i mak= you ---)
CM: for on= day ---)
SB: ---(ugh)<
SB: ---(fine)<
SB: ---(one day)<
SB: ---(i$ ea$y)<
CM: h=h=h=h= ---)
SB: ---(prepare)<
SB: ---(to mount the unicorn of de$tiny)<
SB: ---(and ride that 3ea$t till your a$$ i$ $ore)<
SB: ---(hehehehe)<
CM: wow okay n=v=r say that again ---)
CM: unl=ss you want to up th= ant= its a d=al th=n ---)
SB: ---(up the ante)<
SB: ---(how could we po$$i3le up the ante)<
SB: ---(may3e wear the unicorn pelt a$ a $tyli$h dre$$)<
CM: that would d=f=at th= purpos= ---)
SB: ---(3athe in the 3lood of the 3ea$t a$ the $u3juggaltor$ would do)<
SB: ---(revel in the victory of the $poil$)<
SB: ---(roll around naked in the unicorn carca$$ and ride on top of it)<
CM: oh gog you ar= sick ---)
SB: ---(i hope your a$$ i$ prepared)<
SB: ---(for the utter $orene$$ it will receive)<
SB: ---(from the 3ea$t of legend)<
CM: just ---)
CM: okay stop trying to do that ---)
CM: its w=irding m= out h=r= ---)
SB: ---(it$ $o funny)<
SB: ---($eeing you react like that)<
SB: ---(youmad3ro)<
CM: ugh ---)
CM: anyway ---)
CM: so its a d=al th=n ---)
SB: ---(deal)<
SB: ---(the dealie$t deal ever made)<
CM: s=al=d and d=al=d ---)
SB: ---(good)<
SB: ---($o ill $tart in$talling thi$ game)<
SB: ---(while you mentally prepare your$elf for that)<
CM: pfffffffffft ---)
CM: y=ah right ---)
CM: youd b=tt=r l=arn to lik= bugs ---)
CM: caus= your= g=tting nothing but spid=rs and worms and millip=d=s for two w==ks ---)
CM: and NO COMPLAINING ---)
CM: >:) ---)
SB: ---(whatever)<
SB: ---(it wont happen)<
SB: ---(i like how you 3et on $omething)<
SB: ---(that you will never win)<
SB: ---(3ecau$e i can never not prove it doe$nt exi$t)<
SB: ---($o ill never lo$e)<
SB: ---(you ju$t 3et a lo$ing 3et good $ir)<
CM: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft ---)
SB: ---(you cant prove conclu$ively that they dont)<
SB: ---($ee where the pro3lem lie$)<
SB: ---(3ecau$e thi$ 3et)<
SB: ---(exi$t$ until i prove it$ exi$tence)<
SB: ---(we never $tipulated an alternative)<
CM: what=v=r ---)
SB: ---(that$ what i thought)<
SB: ---(walk away)<
CM: anyways i hav= tunn=ls to dig ---)
SB: ---(dont get too mad at mr $hrewdinger)<
CM: i wont ---)
CM: or at l=ast i will try not to ---)
SB: ---(promi$e)<
SB: ---(or at lea$t attempt)<
CM: fffffffffffffin= ---)
CM: promis= ---)
SB: ---(hehehe)<
SB: ---(ill $ee you later cannie)<
CM: s== you lat=r kia ---)
SB: ---(<>)<
CM: <> ---)

-- spiralineBisque [SB] ceased trolling coreMiner [CM] --

Well, that was a rather nice conversation. It has been a while, and you're glad you two could catch up, and see seems to be the same old Kia that you made your moirail.

Still, the whole thing with the unicorns is a bit of an obsession with her. It creeps you out.

Trollian beeps again. It looks like one of your friends has created a new memo, with all of you CC'd the notice to post in it. Apparently the game is going to get started soon! You're so excited!

You have a feeling this is going to be one of the best games you will ever play.

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>Be the comic book nerd
You are successful, somehow.

Enter a name for this fine young troll.

>Homely Dorkface
Come on now, lets be serious. You're not even homely you think. Try again smart ass.

>Gwynna Bradok
That's more like it. Your name is Gwynna Bradok, and your wriggling day is not for a while. You are standing in your respiteblock, which is littered with X-Troll merchandise. Your grubtop computer is on your desk, buried under some issues of the latest X-troll run. It's kind of boring right now, so you decide to start downloading Sgrub, which you got from Nereia not to long ago.

>Wake grubtop
You never believed in turning off your grubtop unless necessary, so you just keep it in hibernation. You double click the file and begin the download.

>Check Trollian
Might as well while you're already on. Hey look, a memo.

>Respond to memo

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ionizedVulpine [IV] opened memo on board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.
IV: D|D | RE/\LLY |\|/\|\/|E T|-|E BO/\RD T|-|/\T?
IV: CR/\P
IV: O|-| \/\/ELL
IV: | G|_|ESS |'LL J|_|ST OPE|\| T|-||S |_|P TO /\|\|YO|\|E T|-|/\T \/\//\|\|TS TO D|SC|_|SS T|-|E G/\|\/|E
IV: /\|\|D, | DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/, ||\|TROD|_|CE YO|_|RSEL\/ES TO E/\C|-| OT|-|ER
IV: |F YO|_| \/\//\|\|T
IV: |'LL ST/\RT OFF T|-|E|\|, FOR T|-|OSE OF YO|_| T|-|/\T DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/ |\/|E
IV: |\/|Y |\|/\|\/|E |S CRE\//\|\|
IV: /\|\|D T|-|/\T'S /\BO|_|T |T, | G|_|ESS
coreMiner [CM] responded to memo
CM: h=y cre=van i cant wait to play soon! ---)
CM: also for =v=ryon= =ls= who i hav=nt b==n introduc=d to hi my nam= is cann=l it is nic= to talk to you all! ---)
CM: so wh=n ar= w= g=tting this min=cart a rolling i alr=ady gav= my moirail a copy so sh= can play and i gu=ss ill t=ll h=r to hop in h=r= too but wh=n will th= gam= start? ---)
roseateRoses [RR] responded to memo
RR: I've finished downloading the file and am ready to go
RR: I might takke a bit to aktually join in though...
RR: I'm having some issues kurrently finding my lusus and he'll makke a mess if left to his own devices.
RR: and I'm Kkokkoro by the way. I lookk forward to workking with yoo all.
spiralineBisque [SB] responded to memo
SB: ---(hiiiiiii)<
SB: ---(thanks for sending the memo notice thingy to me cannie)<
SB: ---(im kia)<
SB: ---(its nice to meet you all hehe)<
IV: SO YO|_|'RE C/\|\||\|EL'S |\/|OR/\|L
IV: ...
IV: |\||CE TO
IV: |\/|EET YO|_|
CM: cr=van r=m=mb=r you promis=d to not hold h=r to your w=ird blood thing ---)
CM: i know you do but still just in cas= ---)
CM: h====y kia your= just in tim= for =v=ryon= to introduc= th=ms=lv=s h=h=h= :D ---)
cluelesssound [CS] responded to memo
CS: Soo, You got thiis ll up nd runniing,huh, Crevn? ;D
CS: Well then, My nme iis Torpii niice to meet you ll! ;D
SB: ---(yeppers crev)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
SB: ---(introductions are fun)<

uncannyGambit [UG] responded to memo
UG: Hello everyone X
UG: Since we're doin' in7roduc7ions, da name's Gwynna X
UG: Nice 7o mee7 y'all X
UG: I jus7 s7ar7ed downloadin' da game, so i7 should be done in a bi7 X

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CURRENT ionizedVulpine [CIV] RIGHT NOW opened public bulletin board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.

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CIV opened memo on board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.
CIV: D|D | RE/\LLY |\|/\|\/|E T|-|E BO/\RD T|-|/\T?
CIV: CR/\P
CIV: O|-| \/\/ELL
CIV: | G|_|ESS |'LL J|_|ST OPE|\| T|-||S |_|P TO /\|\|YO|\|E T|-|/\T \/\//\|\|TS TO D|SC|_|SS T|-|E G/\|\/|E
CIV: /\|\|D, | DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/, ||\|TROD|_|CE YO|_|RSEL\/ES TO E/\C|-| OT|-|ER
CIV: |F YO|_| \/\//\|\|T
CIV: |'LL ST/\RT OFF T|-|E|\|, FOR T|-|OSE OF YO|_| T|-|/\T DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/ |\/|E
CIV: |\/|Y |\|/\|\/|E |S CRE\//\|\|
CIV: /\|\|D T|-|/\T'S /\BO|_|T |T, | G|_|ESS
CURRENT coreMiner [CCM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCM: h=y cre=van i cant wait to play soon! ---)
CCM: also for =v=ryon= =ls= who i hav=nt b==n introduc=d to hi my nam= is cann=l it is nic= to talk to you all! ---)
CCM: so wh=n ar= w= g=tting this min=cart a rolling i alr=ady gav= my moirail a copy so sh= can play and i gu=ss ill t=ll h=r to hop in h=r= too but wh=n will th= gam= start? ---)
CURRENT roseateRoses [CRR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRR: I've finished downloading the file and am ready to go
CRR: I might takke a bit to aktually join in though...
CRR: I'm having some issues kurrently finding my lusus and he'll makke a mess if left to his own devices.
CRR: and I'm Kkokkoro by the way. I lookk forward to workking with yoo all.
CURRENT spiralineBisque [CSB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSB: ---(hiiiiiii)<
CSB: ---(thanks for sending the memo notice thingy to me cannie)<
CSB: ---(im kia)<
CSB: ---(its nice to meet you all hehe)<
CIV: SO YO|_|'RE C/\|\||\|EL'S |\/|OR/\|L
CIV: ...
CIV: |\||CE TO
CIV: |\/|EET YO|_|
CCM: cr=van r=m=mb=r you promis=d to not hold h=r to your w=ird blood thing ---)
CCM: i know you do but still just in cas= ---)
CCM: h====y kia your= just in tim= for =v=ryon= to introduc= th=ms=lv=s h=h=h= :D ---)
CURRENT cluelesssound [CCS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo
CCS: Soo, You got thiis ll up nd runniing,huh, Crevn? ;D
CCS: Well then, My nme iis Torpii niice to meet you ll! ;D
CSB: ---(yeppers crev)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
SB: ---(introductions are fun)<
CURRENT uncannyGambit [CUG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUG: Hello everyone X
CUG: Since we're doin' in7roduc7ions, da name's Gwynna X
CUG: Nice 7o mee7 y'all X
CUG: I jus7 s7ar7ed downloadin' da game, so i7 should be done in a bi7 X
CURRENT linguisticAnomaly[CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ()h my, s() many pe()ple are here~
CLA: this is s() great, ()h w()w~ :)
CLA: hi t() every()ne that i d()n't kn()w yet! i'm nereia, haha~
CLA: it's nice t() meet all ()f y()u!
CLA: i h()pe we can get this started s()()n~ :)
CIV: DO|\|'T \/\/ORRY C/\|\||\|EL, | \/\/O|\|T
CIV: /\|\|D |\||CE TO |\/|EET /\LL OF YO|_|
CIV: SO T|-||S |S \/\/|-|/\T? |-|/\LF OF T|-|E PL/\YERS? ||\| J|_|ST /\ FE\/\/ |\/|||\||_|TES?
CIV: |\||CE
CURRENT psychicAphrodisiac [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: So this is the memo!?
CPA: Oh god! I just scro!!ed up and read the thing up ti!! now!
CPA: I can't be!ieve what I just got done reading!
CPA: I hope this isn't the people I'm p!aying this game with!

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CURRENT ionizedVulpine [CIV] RIGHT NOW opened public bulletin board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.

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CIV opened memo on board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.
CIV: D|D | RE/\LLY |\|/\|\/|E T|-|E BO/\RD T|-|/\T?
CIV: CR/\P
CIV: O|-| \/\/ELL
CIV: | G|_|ESS |'LL J|_|ST OPE|\| T|-||S |_|P TO /\|\|YO|\|E T|-|/\T \/\//\|\|TS TO D|SC|_|SS T|-|E G/\|\/|E
CIV: /\|\|D, | DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/, ||\|TROD|_|CE YO|_|RSEL\/ES TO E/\C|-| OT|-|ER
CIV: |F YO|_| \/\//\|\|T
CIV: |'LL ST/\RT OFF T|-|E|\|, FOR T|-|OSE OF YO|_| T|-|/\T DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/ |\/|E
CIV: |\/|Y |\|/\|\/|E |S CRE\//\|\|
CIV: /\|\|D T|-|/\T'S /\BO|_|T |T, | G|_|ESS
CURRENT coreMiner [CCM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCM: h=y cre=van i cant wait to play soon! ---)
CCM: also for =v=ryon= =ls= who i hav=nt b==n introduc=d to hi my nam= is cann=l it is nic= to talk to you all! ---)
CCM: so wh=n ar= w= g=tting this min=cart a rolling i alr=ady gav= my moirail a copy so sh= can play and i gu=ss ill t=ll h=r to hop in h=r= too but wh=n will th= gam= start? ---)
CURRENT roseateRoses [CRR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRR: I've finished downloading the file and am ready to go
CRR: I might takke a bit to aktually join in though...
CRR: I'm having some issues kurrently finding my lusus and he'll makke a mess if left to his own devices.
CRR: and I'm Kkokkoro by the way. I lookk forward to workking with yoo all.
CURRENT spiralineBisque [CSB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSB: ---(hiiiiiii)<
CSB: ---(thanks for sending the memo notice thingy to me cannie)<
CSB: ---(im kia)<
CSB: ---(its nice to meet you all hehe)<
CIV: SO YO|_|'RE C/\|\||\|EL'S |\/|OR/\|L
CIV: ...
CIV: |\||CE TO
CIV: |\/|EET YO|_|
CCM: cr=van r=m=mb=r you promis=d to not hold h=r to your w=ird blood thing ---)
CCM: i know you do but still just in cas= ---)
CCM: h====y kia your= just in tim= for =v=ryon= to introduc= th=ms=lv=s h=h=h= :D ---)
CURRENT cluelesssound [CCS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo
CCS: Soo, You got thiis ll up nd runniing,huh, Crevn? ;D
CCS: Well then, My nme iis Torpii niice to meet you ll! ;D
CSB: ---(yeppers crev)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
SB: ---(introductions are fun)<
CURRENT uncannyGambit [CUG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUG: Hello everyone X
CUG: Since we're doin' in7roduc7ions, da name's Gwynna X
CUG: Nice 7o mee7 y'all X
CUG: I jus7 s7ar7ed downloadin' da game, so i7 should be done in a bi7 X
CURRENT linguisticAnomaly[CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ()h my, s() many pe()ple are here~
CLA: this is s() great, ()h w()w~ :)
CLA: hi t() every()ne that i d()n't kn()w yet! i'm nereia, haha~
CLA: it's nice t() meet all ()f y()u!
CLA: i h()pe we can get this started s()()n~ :)
CIV: DO|\|'T \/\/ORRY C/\|\||\|EL, | \/\/O|\|T
CIV: /\|\|D |\||CE TO |\/|EET /\LL OF YO|_|
CIV: SO T|-||S |S \/\/|-|/\T? |-|/\LF OF T|-|E PL/\YERS? ||\| J|_|ST /\ FE\/\/ |\/|||\||_|TES?
CIV: |\||CE
CURRENT psychicAphrodisiac [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: So this is the memo!?
CPA: Oh god! I just scro!!ed up and read the thing up ti!! now!
CPA: I can't be!ieve what I just got done reading!
CPA: I hope this isn't the people I'm p!aying this game with!
CIV: YO|_| GOT /\ PROBLE|\/| \/\/|T|-| |_|S?
CURRENT bakedCoward [CBC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBC: Duuuuuuudes look at like our tags.
CBC: Does that mean that there is more than one me?
CBC: Oh gog what if he tries to take my place?
CBC: Oh gog oh gog oh gog.
CBC: I'm good now.
CBC: Sup dudes? I'm like
CBC: Yggash or something.
CBC: Sup sup.
CPA: Oh, not with you! Most!y with a!! the "b!ah b!ah I'm so g!ad to meet you, !et's be friends b!ah"!
CPA: I bet the two highb!oods agree with me! Don't you!

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CURRENT ionizedVulpine [CIV] RIGHT NOW opened public bulletin board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.

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CIV opened memo on board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.
CIV: D|D | RE/\LLY |\|/\|\/|E T|-|E BO/\RD T|-|/\T?
CIV: CR/\P
CIV: O|-| \/\/ELL
CIV: | G|_|ESS |'LL J|_|ST OPE|\| T|-||S |_|P TO /\|\|YO|\|E T|-|/\T \/\//\|\|TS TO D|SC|_|SS T|-|E G/\|\/|E
CIV: /\|\|D, | DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/, ||\|TROD|_|CE YO|_|RSEL\/ES TO E/\C|-| OT|-|ER
CIV: |F YO|_| \/\//\|\|T
CIV: |'LL ST/\RT OFF T|-|E|\|, FOR T|-|OSE OF YO|_| T|-|/\T DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/ |\/|E
CIV: |\/|Y |\|/\|\/|E |S CRE\//\|\|
CIV: /\|\|D T|-|/\T'S /\BO|_|T |T, | G|_|ESS
CURRENT coreMiner [CCM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCM: h=y cre=van i cant wait to play soon! ---)
CCM: also for =v=ryon= =ls= who i hav=nt b==n introduc=d to hi my nam= is cann=l it is nic= to talk to you all! ---)
CCM: so wh=n ar= w= g=tting this min=cart a rolling i alr=ady gav= my moirail a copy so sh= can play and i gu=ss ill t=ll h=r to hop in h=r= too but wh=n will th= gam= start? ---)
CURRENT roseateRoses [CRR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRR: I've finished downloading the file and am ready to go
CRR: I might takke a bit to aktually join in though...
CRR: I'm having some issues kurrently finding my lusus and he'll makke a mess if left to his own devices.
CRR: and I'm Kkokkoro by the way. I lookk forward to workking with yoo all.
CURRENT spiralineBisque [CSB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSB: ---(hiiiiiii)<
CSB: ---(thanks for sending the memo notice thingy to me cannie)<
CSB: ---(im kia)<
CSB: ---(its nice to meet you all hehe)<
CIV: SO YO|_|'RE C/\|\||\|EL'S |\/|OR/\|L
CIV: ...
CIV: |\||CE TO
CIV: |\/|EET YO|_|
CCM: cr=van r=m=mb=r you promis=d to not hold h=r to your w=ird blood thing ---)
CCM: i know you do but still just in cas= ---)
CCM: h====y kia your= just in tim= for =v=ryon= to introduc= th=ms=lv=s h=h=h= :D ---)
CURRENT cluelesssound [CCS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo
CCS: Soo, You got thiis ll up nd runniing,huh, Crevn? ;D
CCS: Well then, My nme iis Torpii niice to meet you ll! ;D
CSB: ---(yeppers crev)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
SB: ---(introductions are fun)<
CURRENT uncannyGambit [CUG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUG: Hello everyone X
CUG: Since we're doin' in7roduc7ions, da name's Gwynna X
CUG: Nice 7o mee7 y'all X
CUG: I jus7 s7ar7ed downloadin' da game, so i7 should be done in a bi7 X
CURRENT linguisticAnomaly[CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ()h my, s() many pe()ple are here~
CLA: this is s() great, ()h w()w~ :)
CLA: hi t() every()ne that i d()n't kn()w yet! i'm nereia, haha~
CLA: it's nice t() meet all ()f y()u!
CLA: i h()pe we can get this started s()()n~ :)
CIV: DO|\|'T \/\/ORRY C/\|\||\|EL, | \/\/O|\|T
CIV: /\|\|D |\||CE TO |\/|EET /\LL OF YO|_|
CIV: SO T|-||S |S \/\/|-|/\T? |-|/\LF OF T|-|E PL/\YERS? ||\| J|_|ST /\ FE\/\/ |\/|||\||_|TES?
CIV: |\||CE
CURRENT psychicAphrodisiac [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: So this is the memo!?
CPA: Oh god! I just scro!!ed up and read the thing up ti!! now!
CPA: I can't be!ieve what I just got done reading!
CPA: I hope this isn't the people I'm p!aying this game with!
CIV: YO|_| GOT /\ PROBLE|\/| \/\/|T|-| |_|S?
CURRENT bakedCoward [CBC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBC: Duuuuuuudes look at like our tags.
CBC: Does that mean that there is more than one me?
CBC: Oh gog what if he tries to take my place?
CBC: Oh gog oh gog oh gog.
CBC: I'm good now.
CBC: Sup dudes? I'm like
CBC: Yggash or something.
CBC: Sup sup.
CPA: Oh, not with you! Most!y with a!! the "b!ah b!ah I'm so g!ad to meet you, !et's be friends b!ah"!
CPA: I bet the two highb!oods agree with me! Don't you!
CBC: I don't man. Hey dude.
CBC: Dude
CBC: I have an idea.
CPA: Yes, your grand b!oodedness!?

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CURRENT ionizedVulpine [CIV] RIGHT NOW opened public bulletin board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.

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CIV opened memo on board \/\/O\/\/, | C/\|\|'T T|-|||\|K OF /\ GOOD |\|/\|\/|E.
CIV: D|D | RE/\LLY |\|/\|\/|E T|-|E BO/\RD T|-|/\T?
CIV: CR/\P
CIV: O|-| \/\/ELL
CIV: | G|_|ESS |'LL J|_|ST OPE|\| T|-||S |_|P TO /\|\|YO|\|E T|-|/\T \/\//\|\|TS TO D|SC|_|SS T|-|E G/\|\/|E
CIV: /\|\|D, | DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/, ||\|TROD|_|CE YO|_|RSEL\/ES TO E/\C|-| OT|-|ER
CIV: |F YO|_| \/\//\|\|T
CIV: |'LL ST/\RT OFF T|-|E|\|, FOR T|-|OSE OF YO|_| T|-|/\T DO|\|'T K|\|O\/\/ |\/|E
CIV: |\/|Y |\|/\|\/|E |S CRE\//\|\|
CIV: /\|\|D T|-|/\T'S /\BO|_|T |T, | G|_|ESS
CURRENT coreMiner [CCM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCM: h=y cre=van i cant wait to play soon! ---)
CCM: also for =v=ryon= =ls= who i hav=nt b==n introduc=d to hi my nam= is cann=l it is nic= to talk to you all! ---)
CCM: so wh=n ar= w= g=tting this min=cart a rolling i alr=ady gav= my moirail a copy so sh= can play and i gu=ss ill t=ll h=r to hop in h=r= too but wh=n will th= gam= start? ---)
CURRENT roseateRoses [CRR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRR: I've finished downloading the file and am ready to go
CRR: I might takke a bit to aktually join in though...
CRR: I'm having some issues kurrently finding my lusus and he'll makke a mess if left to his own devices.
CRR: and I'm Kkokkoro by the way. I lookk forward to workking with yoo all.
CURRENT spiralineBisque [CSB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSB: ---(hiiiiiii)<
CSB: ---(thanks for sending the memo notice thingy to me cannie)<
CSB: ---(im kia)<
CSB: ---(its nice to meet you all hehe)<
CIV: SO YO|_|'RE C/\|\||\|EL'S |\/|OR/\|L
CIV: ...
CIV: |\||CE TO
CIV: |\/|EET YO|_|
CCM: cr=van r=m=mb=r you promis=d to not hold h=r to your w=ird blood thing ---)
CCM: i know you do but still just in cas= ---)
CCM: h====y kia your= just in tim= for =v=ryon= to introduc= th=ms=lv=s h=h=h= :D ---)
CURRENT cluelesssound [CCS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo
CCS: Soo, You got thiis ll up nd runniing,huh, Crevn? ;D
CCS: Well then, My nme iis Torpii niice to meet you ll! ;D
CSB: ---(yeppers crev)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
SB: ---(introductions are fun)<
CURRENT uncannyGambit [CUG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUG: Hello everyone X
CUG: Since we're doin' in7roduc7ions, da name's Gwynna X
CUG: Nice 7o mee7 y'all X
CUG: I jus7 s7ar7ed downloadin' da game, so i7 should be done in a bi7 X
CURRENT linguisticAnomaly[CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ()h my, s() many pe()ple are here~
CLA: this is s() great, ()h w()w~ :)
CLA: hi t() every()ne that i d()n't kn()w yet! i'm nereia, haha~
CLA: it's nice t() meet all ()f y()u!
CLA: i h()pe we can get this started s()()n~ :)
CIV: DO|\|'T \/\/ORRY C/\|\||\|EL, | \/\/O|\|T
CIV: /\|\|D |\||CE TO |\/|EET /\LL OF YO|_|
CIV: SO T|-||S |S \/\/|-|/\T? |-|/\LF OF T|-|E PL/\YERS? ||\| J|_|ST /\ FE\/\/ |\/|||\||_|TES?
CIV: |\||CE
CURRENT psychicAphrodisiac [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: So this is the memo!?
CPA: Oh god! I just scro!!ed up and read the thing up ti!! now!
CPA: I can't be!ieve what I just got done reading!
CPA: I hope this isn't the people I'm p!aying this game with!
CIV: YO|_| GOT /\ PROBLE|\/| \/\/|T|-| |_|S?
CURRENT bakedCoward [CBC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBC: Duuuuuuudes look at like our tags.
CBC: Does that mean that there is more than one me?
CBC: Oh gog what if he tries to take my place?
CBC: Oh gog oh gog oh gog.
CBC: I'm good now.
CBC: Sup dudes? I'm like
CBC: Yggash or something.
CBC: Sup sup.
CPA: Oh, not with you! Most!y with a!! the "b!ah b!ah I'm so g!ad to meet you, !et's be friends b!ah"!
CPA: I bet the two highb!oods agree with me! Don't you!
CBC: I don't man. Hey dude.
CBC: Dude
CBC: I have an idea.
CPA: Yes, your grand b!oodedness!?
CBC: Like we should
CBC: We should do something fun
CBC: I had something smart to say but I forgot so I like this new idea better.
CPA: Yes, oh ve!vet p!asma! That is a good idea!
CPA: But what about a!! the fi!thy !owb!oods in this group!? What are we to do about them!?

[BoomingKitty]

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CURRENT psychicAphrodisiac [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: So this is the memo!?
CPA: Oh god! I just scro!!ed up and read the thing up ti!! now!
CPA: I can't be!ieve what I just got done reading!
CPA: I hope this isn't the people I'm p!aying this game with!
CIV: YO|_| GOT /\ PROBLE|\/| \/\/|T|-| |_|S?
CURRENT bakedCoward [CBC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBC: Duuuuuuudes look at like our tags.
CBC: Does that mean that there is more than one me?
CBC: Oh gog what if he tries to take my place?
CBC: Oh gog oh gog oh gog.
CBC: I'm good now.
CBC: Sup dudes? I'm like
CBC: Yggash or something.
CBC: Sup sup.
CPA: Oh, not with you! Most!y with a!! the "b!ah b!ah I'm so g!ad to meet you, !et's be friends b!ah"!
CPA: I bet the two highb!oods agree with me! Don't you!
CBC: I don't man. Hey dude.
CBC: Dude
CBC: I have an idea.
CPA: Yes, your grand b!oodedness!?
CBC: Like we should
CBC: We should do something fun
CBC: I had something smart to say but I forgot so I like this new idea better.
CPA: Yes, oh ve!vet p!asma! That is a good idea!
CPA: But what about a!! the fi!thy !owb!oods in this group!? What are we to do about them!?
CBC: Well we could
CBC: Like
CBC: Tell them to wash themselves so that they aren't so filthy.
CBC: Guys you should clean up because PA thinks you guys smell bad.
CCM: h=y thats not v=ry nic= you guys i dont car= how high your blood color is! ---)
CCM: its not lik= most of us car= but that is still r=ally r=ally rud= to say! ---)
CCM: you b=tt=r stop that shit oth=rwis= i might hav= to t=ll you to stop in p=erson! > ---)
CCM: this is suppos=d to b= all about a gam= and its suppos=d to b= fun so l=ts try to k==p it that way okay? ---)
CIV: |'|\/| GO||\|G TO T/\KE /\ ST/\B ||\| T|-|E D/\RK |-|ERE
CIV: /\|\|D S/\Y YO|_|'RE O|\|E OF T|-|OSE |-|E|\/|OSPECTR|_||\/| \/\/ORS|-||P||\|G |\/||DBLOODS
CIV: \/\/|-|O LO\/ES |T SO |\/||_|C|-| J|_|ST BEC/\|_|SE T|-|EY'RE |\|OT T|-|E O|\|ES BE||\|G S|_|BJ|_|G/\TED
CIV: O|-|, SORRY C/\|\||\|EL.

CRR: I know I said I it was nice to meet everyone
CRR: but it seems PA has deemed it prudent to makke a liar out of me.
CRR: At this point I am not sure whether to be offended by the lowblood kwuip
CRR: or not to takke anything yoo say seriously.
CRR: velvet plasma? really?
CRR: coold yoo be any moor of a suk up? really, I am genuinely kurious.
CRR: and don't worry about it Yggash, the only thing that stinkks around here is PA's attitude.
CCS: Whts the del wiith the tlk bout low nd hiigh bloods?
CCS: There iis no poiint iin rguing liike thiis D;

[Dead Zed]

>Be the smut writer.

You are the smut writer extraordinaire!
Enter name: Low Blood Scum

That's not your name! Come your real one please.
Enter name: Ariam Serope

That's much better.

You are now Ariam Serope. You stand in your respite block, awaiting your wriggling day. Although it hasn't come your close at 6.92 sweeps of age.

Your respite block is rather cluttered, with various BAT TROLL and JOKER TROLL comics, some of your very SMUTTY and DIRTY PAIL comics, your RECUPERACOON is somehow visible under a pile of comics, since your love of comics is so deep you have your wall covered in BAT TROLL and JOKER TROLL posters.

Trudging through your sea of comics, you get to your computer seeing that a friend of yours has written a memo. You better respond.

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CURRENT psychicAphrodisiac [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: So this is the memo!?
CPA: Oh god! I just scro!!ed up and read the thing up ti!! now!
CPA: I can't be!ieve what I just got done reading!
CPA: I hope this isn't the people I'm p!aying this game with!
CIV: YO|_| GOT /\ PROBLE|\/| \/\/|T|-| |_|S?
CURRENT bakedCoward [CBC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBC: Duuuuuuudes look at like our tags.
CBC: Does that mean that there is more than one me?
CBC: Oh gog what if he tries to take my place?
CBC: Oh gog oh gog oh gog.
CBC: I'm good now.
CBC: Sup dudes? I'm like
CBC: Yggash or something.
CBC: Sup sup.
CPA: Oh, not with you! Most!y with a!! the "b!ah b!ah I'm so g!ad to meet you, !et's be friends b!ah"!
CPA: I bet the two highb!oods agree with me! Don't you!
CBC: I don't man. Hey dude.
CBC: Dude
CBC: I have an idea.
CPA: Yes, your grand b!oodedness!?
CBC: Like we should
CBC: We should do something fun
CBC: I had something smart to say but I forgot so I like this new idea better.
CPA: Yes, oh ve!vet p!asma! That is a good idea!
CPA: But what about a!! the fi!thy !owb!oods in this group!? What are we to do about them!?
CBC: Well we could
CBC: Like
CBC: Tell them to wash themselves so that they aren't so filthy.
CBC: Guys you should clean up because PA thinks you guys smell bad.
CCM: h=y thats not v=ry nic= you guys i dont car= how high your blood color is! ---)
CCM: its not lik= most of us car= but that is still r=ally r=ally rud= to say! ---)
CCM: you b=tt=r stop that shit oth=rwis= i might hav= to t=ll you to stop in p=erson! > ---)
CCM: this is suppos=d to b= all about a gam= and its suppos=d to b= fun so l=ts try to k==p it that way okay? ---)
CIV: |'|\/| GO||\|G TO T/\KE /\ ST/\B ||\| T|-|E D/\RK |-|ERE
CIV: /\|\|D S/\Y YO|_|'RE O|\|E OF T|-|OSE |-|E|\/|OSPECTR|_||\/| \/\/ORS|-||P||\|G |\/||DBLOODS
CIV: \/\/|-|O LO\/ES |T SO |\/||_|C|-| J|_|ST BEC/\|_|SE T|-|EY'RE |\|OT T|-|E O|\|ES BE||\|G S|_|BJ|_|G/\TED
CIV: O|-|, SORRY C/\|\||\|EL.

CRR: I know I said I it was nice to meet everyone
CRR: but it seems PA has deemed it prudent to makke a liar out of me.
CRR: At this point I am not sure whether to be offended by the lowblood kwuip
CRR: or not to takke anything yoo say seriously.
CRR: velvet plasma? really?
CRR: coold yoo be any moor of a suk up? really, I am genuinely kurious.
CRR: and don't worry about it Yggash, the only thing that stinkks around here is PA's attitude.
CCS: Whts the del wiith the tlk bout low nd hiigh bloods?
CCS: There iis no poiint iin rguing liike thiis D;
CLA: c()me ()n guys~ let's try and leave the hem()spectrum ()ut ()f this~
CLA: we're g()ing t() have t() try and get al()ng if we want t() play this game t()gether~~~
CLA:
CSB: ---(i wonder if pa would wet himself with excitement if i told him to go get me some food)<
CSB: ---(pa)<
CSB: ---(go get me some food)<
CSB: ---(i command you hehehe)<
CCM: um okay this is kind of g=tting off topic which is ---)
CCM: is this thing starting soon or not b=caus= im pr=tty nuch r=ady to go h=r= ---)
CCM: also for th= lov= of j=gus can w= stop talking about blood cast=s or what=v=r im starting to g=t ---)
CCM: a little angry ---)

CURRENT imperfectHunter [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CIH: HE HE HE! N1ce to meet you 4ll.
CIH: My n4mes 4r14m and 1 c4n't w41t to sh4re my stor1es w1th you.

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)

CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?

CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.

[Piconoe]

SB: ---(no)<
SB: ---(we have no de$ire to li$ten to your $torie$)<
SB: ---(take them to the grave)<
SB: ---(plea$e)<
SB: ---(al$o)<
SB: ---($hoo$h cannie)<
SB: ---(hehe)<
LA: ()h, hi, ariam~ :)
LA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
PA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
PA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
PA: Learn your hemospectrum!
PA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
PA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
PA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
PA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
PA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
SB: ---(hehe)<
SB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
SB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
SB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
PA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
PA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
SB: ---(hehehe)<
SB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
SB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
SB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
SB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
SB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
SB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
SB: ---(also)<
SB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
SB: ---(duh)<
LA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
LA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
PA: ...
PA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
IH: HE HE HE!
IH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
LA: exactly~
LA: it's just a game, pa~
LA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
RR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
RR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
RR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
RR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?[/spoiler]
PA: UGH!
PA: Whatever!
PA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
PA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
PA ceased responding to memo.

[Piconoe]

Be the Obnoxious Prick

His computer has crashed. There's no reason to be him. All you'd be doing is watching him beat the crap out of it in a frantic attempt to get it started.

As funny as that'd be to watch, that'd also be pretty depressing as well. Also, why'd you want to interact with him anyway? He's a prick, and you should be glad he lost connection to the memo.

Let's pray it takes him a while.

[BoomingKitty]

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
[color="#0275C7"]CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<[/QUOTE]

CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet!

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet![/b][/font]
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.

--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --

WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)

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CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet![/b][/font]
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)
CLA: ()h, hi there~
CLA: yes, y()u're d()ing it right, haha~
CLA: welc()me t() the mem()! and the game t()(), i guess~
CLA: i d()n't think I know y()u, haha~
CLA: we were all intr()ducing ()urselves earlier~ what's y()ur name?

WC : Oh}
WC : I'm} Aevyan} and} this} is} Chicky}
WC : (^>^)
WC : It's} nice} to} meet} everyone}

[Piconoe]

Obnoxious Prick: Get back online

You can't at the moment. You are too busy 'fixing' your deskgrub. If only you knew that Cannel has taken place as your server player. And if only you knew he was blind.

Lucky for you, you don't know either of this, so your rage isn't as high as it could be...for now.

[darling]

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~ :)
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~ :(
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your <>)<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet![/b][/font]
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)

-- rebarbativeCockerel [RC] responded to the memo --
RC : ALRRIGHT, FUCK, I'm prresent, you pathetic lot of grroundpeckerrs.
RC : My name is CHANTICLEERR BANTAM and I fucking hate you ALL.
RC : And CALL ME BANTAM. None of this fucking CHANT SHIT!
RC : What's this fucking talk about SERRVERRS? =>:(

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet![/b][/font]
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)

-- rebarbativeCockerel [RC] responded to the memo --
RC : ALRRIGHT, FUCK, I'm prresent, you pathetic lot of grroundpeckerrs.
RC : My name is CHANTICLEERR BANTAM and I fucking hate you ALL.
RC : And CALL ME BANTAM. None of this fucking CHANT SHIT!
RC : What's this fucking talk about SERRVERRS? =>

WC : Bantam} !}
WC : Bantam} hi} !}
WC : It's} meeeee~~~~} Aevyan} !}
WC : (^>^)

[darling]

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet!
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)
-- rebarbativeCockerel [RC] responded to the memo --
RC : ALRRIGHT, FUCK, I'm prresent, you pathetic lot of grroundpeckerrs.
RC : My name is CHANTICLEERR BANTAM and I fucking hate you ALL.
RC : And CALL ME BANTAM. None of this fucking CHANT SHIT!
RC : What's this fucking talk about SERRVERRS? =>
WC : Bantam} !}
WC : Bantam} hi} !}
WC : It's} meeeee~~~~} Aevyan} !}
WC : (^>^)

CLA: ()h, hi bantam~
CLA: umm, we were talking ab()ut it earlier~
CLA: but basically, t() play the game, y()u have t() get br()ught in by s()me()ne - that's the server - and y()u have t() bring s()me()ne in, t()()~
CLA: we're just figuring ()ut the ()rder f()r the gr()up~

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RC : Alright, shit, as long as I don't get stuck with that STUPID GIGGLING FUCK with the purple text, I don't give a FLYING FUCK who I have to put up with.
RC : I don't care for ANY of you enough for it to fucking matter. =>:/

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet!
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)
-- rebarbativeCockerel [RC] responded to the memo --
RC : ALRRIGHT, FUCK, I'm prresent, you pathetic lot of grroundpeckerrs.
RC : My name is CHANTICLEERR BANTAM and I fucking hate you ALL.
RC : And CALL ME BANTAM. None of this fucking CHANT SHIT!
RC : What's this fucking talk about SERRVERRS? =>
WC : Bantam} !}
WC : Bantam} hi} !}
WC : It's} meeeee~~~~} Aevyan} !}
WC : (^>^)
CLA: ()h, hi bantam~
CLA: umm, we were talking ab()ut it earlier~
CLA: but basically, t() play the game, y()u have t() get br()ught in by s()me()ne - that's the server - and y()u have t() bring s()me()ne in, t()()~
CLA: we're just figuring ()ut the ()rder f()r the gr()up~
RC : Alright, shit, as long as I don't get stuck with that STUPID GIGGLING FUCK with the purple text, I don't give a FLYING FUCK who I have to put up with.
RC : I don't care for ANY of you enough for it to fucking matter. =>:/

CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: Don't worry fr1end B4nt4m.
CIH: 1 h4ve someone server1ng me.

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet!
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)
-- rebarbativeCockerel [RC] responded to the memo --
RC : ALRRIGHT, FUCK, I'm prresent, you pathetic lot of grroundpeckerrs.
RC : My name is CHANTICLEERR BANTAM and I fucking hate you ALL.
RC : And CALL ME BANTAM. None of this fucking CHANT SHIT!
RC : What's this fucking talk about SERRVERRS? =>
WC : Bantam} !}
WC : Bantam} hi} !}
WC : It's} meeeee~~~~} Aevyan} !}
WC : (^>^)
CLA: ()h, hi bantam~
CLA: umm, we were talking ab()ut it earlier~
CLA: but basically, t() play the game, y()u have t() get br()ught in by s()me()ne - that's the server - and y()u have t() bring s()me()ne in, t()()~
CLA: we're just figuring ()ut the ()rder f()r the gr()up~
RC : Alright, shit, as long as I don't get stuck with that STUPID GIGGLING FUCK with the purple text, I don't give a FLYING FUCK who I have to put up with.
RC : I don't care for ANY of you enough for it to fucking matter. =>:/
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: Don't worry fr1end B4nt4m.
CIH: 1 h4ve someone server1ng me.
CCM: h=y you b=tt=r watch your mouth bantam ---)
CCM: the giggling fuck you so pl=asantly r=f=rr=d to happ=ns to b= my moirail and r=gardl=ss you should show som= r=spct to p=opl= ---)
CCM: g==z you just barg= in h=r= lik= th= asshol= your= making yours=lf out to b= ---)
CCM: also som=on= pl=as= t=ll k=niki wh=n h= g=ts back in that h=s s=rv=ring a=yvan ---)
CCM: b=caus oth=rwis= w=r= n=v=r gonna g=t this start=d ---)

CBC: Duuuudes like
CBC: It the cluckbeast dude.
CBC: Like
CBC: You have the best puns ever.
CBC: Make another one
CBC: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

>> Be the Cluckbeast Dude.

You are now the Cluckbeast Dude and you are NOT happy.

Enter name.

SHRIVELED EGGWHITES_



You would slice your own throat before you called yourself that! Really, what's your name?

Try again.



Your name is CHANTICLEER BANTAM and it's TOO FUCKING LONG. You are the ANGRIEST BASTARD anyone may likely cross and you'd rather KEEP IT THAT WAY. You don't want them near you, anyway. You're violent, and you honestly couldn't give a fuck less about those around you. You have no friends, nor do you have any enemies-- you don't let them LIVE LONG ENOUGH.

What few interests you have, you HATE. When you're not out being a MEAN MOTHERFUCKER, you stay at home, listen to some HEAVY MUSIC and break shit. Your respiteblock is littered with broken bottles. You don't care to clean it anytime soon, either.

You also have no LUSUS to speak of. You killed it SWEEPS ago. Why, you choose not to say, but the subject makes you furious.

Right now, you are talking with a group of trolls you detest. You don't know how they convinced you to even play this dumb game, but they insisted it's urgent. They seem to find your fits amusing and such jests only make you angrier. You've consequentiality grown to loathe even going near your HUSKTOP. Despite your temper, your impatience with them is being worn down to a dull acceptance.

>> Chanticleer: Reply to MEMO.

You do NOT like that name! Try again, douchebag!

>> BANTAM: Reply to the MEMO, already.

CBC: Duuuudes like
CBC: It the cluckbeast dude.
CBC: Like
CBC: You have the best puns ever.
CBC: Make another one
CBC: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
RC: BRAAAAAAAK! I AM NOT GOING TO FUCKING HUMOR YOU!!

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CLA: ()h, hi, ariam~
CLA: alm()st everyb()dy's ()n the mem() n()w, this is great~
IV: SO \/\/E'RE J|_|ST \/\//\|T||\|G O|\| /\E\/Y/\|\| /\|\|D T|-|E OT|-|ER G|_|Y
IV: O|\|CE T|-|EY GET O|\| \/\/E C/\|\| ORG/\|\||ZE T|-||S
CPA: Oh god! I go use the !oad gaper for five fucking minutes, and I miss so much nagging!
CPA: And from all the b!ueb!oods nonethe!ess!
CPA: And midb!ood!? Who the he!! are you ca!!ing a b!oody midb!ood!?
CPA: Learn your hemospectrum!
CPA: I might not be c!ose to a highb!ood, but my shit's sti!! b!ue!
CPA: Trust me, I just got back from making sure!
CPA: I ain't no fucking greenb!ood!
CPA: A!so, sorry, your roya! deepness! I !ive nowhere remote!y c!ose to the sea!
CPA: The sa!t in the air and a!! the humidity ruins my hair and jacket!
CSB: ---(hehe)<
CSB: ---(do i look like i care pa)<
CSB: ---(3ecau$e i mo$t certainly do not)<
CSB: ---(go fetch me $nack$ hehe)<
CPA: Gah! I-I pray that you are not serious!
CPA: I have no idea where you !ive and I have no way of even getting it to you! I can get it to the shore!
CSB: ---(hehehe)<
CSB: ---(i am $o $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(my face fin$ cant 3e any more $eriou$)<
CSB: ---(we can only hope you get the food here in time)<
CSB: ---(i wouldnt want to 3e you if you were to fail in thi$ $imple ta$k hehe)<
CCM: kia stop m=ssing with =v=ryon=! ---)
CCM: and if you r=ally want som=thing go g=t it yours=lf g==z! --)
CCM: gog this is r=ally g=tting far from what w= ar= suppos=d to b= discussing ---)
CCM: h=r=s a qu=stion do=s anyon= =v=n know what th= goal of this gam= is th=r=s no information on th= trolln=t about it ---)
CSB: ---(oooh te$ty te$ty cannie)<
CSB: ---(you and mr $hrewdinger can go be cra33y pant$ together hehe)<
CSB: ---(also)<
CSB: ---(everyone know$ the goal of any game i$ to win)<
CSB: ---(duh)<
CLA: y()u're right, cannel, there's alm()st n() inf()rmati()n ()ut there, which is kinda weird, i guess~
CLA: fr()m what i can tell, winning the game gets y()u s()mething incredible, but i can't find what it is~ :/
CPA: ...
CPA: Why are you even bothering yourse!f setting a!! this up if you don't even know what you're doing it for!?
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: 6ut 1sn't th4t h4lf the fun.
CLA: exactly~
CLA: it's just a game, pa~
CLA: what reas()n d() we need t() play, ()ther than it s()unds like fun?
CRR: It's not likke I have anything better to do right now
CRR: I'm assuming the same goes for yoo as well PC
CRR: otherwise yoo wooldn't have bothered responding to this memo.
CRR: and besides, a handful of time is all we'll lose if it isn't fun, right?
CPA: UGH!
CPA: Whatever!
CPA: I rea!!y have better things to do than care!
CPA: I have one thing to say though before I !eave!
CPA ceased responding to memo
CUG: Oh... kay X
CUG: When did I en7er da Drama Fac7ory memo X
CUG: Dis ain7 da 7ime for such shenanigans X
CCM: oh gog y=s finally som=on= who is san= in h=r= no off=ns= cr=van ---)
CCM: i am s=riosuly about to go shithiv= maggots if w= cant at l=ast s=t up how w=r= going to play ---)
CCM: or do som=thing productiv= in h=r= ---)
CLA: s()rry, cannel~
CLA: s(), d()es every()ne understand h()w the game is set up?
CLA: if n()t, it's basically a server~client system~
CLA: ()ne pers()n brings an()ther pers()n int() the game, then that pers()n brings s()me()ne else in, and s() ()n~
CLA: we sh()uld pr()bably figure ()ut an ()rder ()f s()me s()rt, that w()uld be pr()ductive~
CIV: SO \/\/|-|O \/\//\|\|TS TO BR||\|G ||\| \/\/|-|O?
CLA: i c()uld bring in ariam, i guess~
CLA: um~ unless s()me()ne else wants t(), i mean~~~
CCM: ill bring in PA sinc= h=s such an annoying wiggl=r ---)
CCM: and sinc= h= forf=it=d th= chanc= to choos= his s=rv=r play=r wh=n h= rag=quit th= m=mo ---)
CCM: knowing him itll probably b= lik= a dr=am com= tru= or som=thing gog h=s so w=ird ---)
CCM: also kia would you mind b=ing my s=rv=r play=r oth=r than n=r= your th= only oth=r p=rson i trust to s=t m= up for this gam= right ---)
CCM: and sh=s taking car= of ariam i gu=ss
CCM: also sorry n=r= i didnt m=an to imply anything =arli=r that was my bad ---)
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CLA: ()h n(), that's ()kay, haha~
CLA: i just felt bad that pe()ple were getting all angry :/
CSB: ---(cannniiieeeee)<
CSB: ---(i call di3$ on 3eing your $erver player)<
CSB: ---(it$ my duty a$ your )<
CSB: ---(i gotta keep an eye on you and your $henanigan$ hehe)<
CCS: You to get long relly well!
CCS: nywys, Ii know just who cn be my server plyer!
CCS: Hmm.. Too bd he hsn't responded yet!
CBC: I like you guys. I mean
CBC: You don't even know man.
CBC: Everybody we should have a group hug and shit.
CBC: Like
CBC: A party with food.
CBC: Oh right uh.
CBC: I'll server somebody. I dunno man.
--windyChick [WC] joined the memo --
WC : Heeeeellllooooooo~~~~~}
WC : Am} I} doing} this} right} ?}
WC : (?>?)
-- rebarbativeCockerel [RC] responded to the memo --
RC : ALRRIGHT, FUCK, I'm prresent, you pathetic lot of grroundpeckerrs.
RC : My name is CHANTICLEERR BANTAM and I fucking hate you ALL.
RC : And CALL ME BANTAM. None of this fucking CHANT SHIT!
RC : What's this fucking talk about SERRVERRS? =>
WC : Bantam} !}
WC : Bantam} hi} !}
WC : It's} meeeee~~~~} Aevyan} !}
WC : (^>^)
CLA: ()h, hi bantam~
CLA: umm, we were talking ab()ut it earlier~
CLA: but basically, t() play the game, y()u have t() get br()ught in by s()me()ne - that's the server - and y()u have t() bring s()me()ne in, t()()~
CLA: we're just figuring ()ut the ()rder f()r the gr()up~
RC : Alright, shit, as long as I don't get stuck with that STUPID GIGGLING FUCK with the purple text, I don't give a FLYING FUCK who I have to put up with.
RC : I don't care for ANY of you enough for it to fucking matter. =>:/
CIH: HE HE HE!
CIH: Don't worry fr1end B4nt4m.
CIH: 1 h4ve someone server1ng me.
CCM: h=y you b=tt=r watch your mouth bantam ---)
CCM: the giggling fuck you so pl=asantly r=f=rr=d to happ=ns to b= my moirail and r=gardl=ss you should show som= r=spct to p=opl= ---)
CCM: g==z you just barg= in h=r= lik= th= asshol= your= making yours=lf out to b= ---)
CCM: also som=on= pl=as= t=ll k=niki wh=n h= g=ts back in that h=s s=rv=ring a=yvan ---)
CCM: b=caus oth=rwis= w=r= n=v=r gonna g=t this start=d ---)
CBC: Duuuudes like
CBC: It the cluckbeast dude.
CBC: Like
CBC: You have the best puns ever.
CBC: Make another one
CBC: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

WC : Ooooh} !}
WC : Can} I} server} Bantam} !} ?}
WC : Pleeeaaaasssseeee} ?}
WC : (?>?)