AdultStuck (Text AU. We're back!)

[rje]

> John: Perhaps engage in some sort of physical activity to wear her out so the date ends early? Like rock climbing... or white water rafting...or skeet shooting. (Wait no that's a bad idea, a very very bad idea.)
> Alternatively, midnight picnic! Romantic wine, bread and cheese under the moon and stars.

btw this

TG: oh god screaming
TG: the screaming
TG: oh god i think im the one screaming

I laughed so hard
SO hard

[ArmsAreLoud]

Seconding the romantic picnic.

It is most likely to be observed by the kids in a hilarious manner.

[The Long Man]

aww, I completely missed the childbirth and the naming. at least she got a name I approved of 200%
anyway, number +1-ing the picnic

[Varadox]

+1 to reader and +1 to the Pic-a-nic idea as well.

[Wessolf27]

> Adding to the Romantic Picnic idea, John brings with him a portable piano... maybe

[The Long Man]

I suddenly had a much better idea.
>john: Get a carpet, do The Windy Thing, reenact the flying carpet scene from Aladdin.

[Dranikos]

John: Combine all ideas.
Flying Midnight Picnic and Singing! (I technically suggested singing back before we were suggesting date material) There's no WAY this can go wrong!

[ArmsAreLoud]

I suddenly had a much better idea.
>john: Get a carpet, do The Windy Thing, reenact the flying carpet scene from Aladdin.

John: Show Her The World

This is quite possibly the greatest idea ever.

[Cobalt Soul]

I suddenly had a much better idea.
>john: Get a carpet, do The Windy Thing, reenact the flying carpet scene from Aladdin.

John: Show Her The World

This is quite possibly the greatest idea ever.

[karmicOnion]

I suddenly had a much better idea.
>john: Get a carpet, do The Windy Thing, reenact the flying carpet scene from Aladdin.

John: Show Her The World

This is quite possibly the greatest idea ever.

Agreed.

[rje]

Ahahahaha yesss
yes forever

[kaoticAntagonist]

John: Be someone else.

because someone had to.

[The NL Penguin]

Someone else: Be John..

because someone had to.

Fixed.

[Godfrey]

Now I'm writing a song.

THANKS GUYS.

Dammit.

(No it's not actually going to be sung. XP Unless the people in voice acting spontaneously decide they just really want to do this. XP)

[Steel Dragon]

>John: Sing Show You the World
<Vriska: Respond with Part of your World. Desperately want to be more human.

yes

[Dranikos]

Did we just turn this into a Disney movie? Because that would be awesome.

[Godfrey]

>John: Sing Show You the World
<Vriska: Respond with Part of your World. Desperately want to be more human.

yes

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

But in all seriousness, I think I'm only doing one Disney song parody this update.

Did we just turn this into a Disney movie? Because that would be awesome.

I was thinking about throwing in song parodies anyway, especially after the BENT joke.

[slitheringRemnant]

Dinner and a show: Picnic in the moonlight and watching that musical that was mentioned earlier.

[cSquared]

Now I'm writing a song.

Please be The Vriska Tango!

I'm reading since Page 4, and this is fantastic!

[The NL Penguin]

Dinner and a show: Picnic in the moonlight and watching that musical that was mentioned earlier.

I was planning to suggest that TM ask FA if she wanted to go see that when they hang out, then them bonding over how much they detested it, due to the historical inaccuracies. After all, they are both history enthusiasts.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Vriska: Ask for a kid. If you have one and Terezi doesn't she will get J34LOUS and start hating you again. Either that or Karkat starts hating you even more because FUCKING VRISKA SET A GOG DAMN PRECEDENT and you still end up getting a kismesis.

It's the perfect plan!

[Godfrey]

> John: Perhaps engage in some sort of physical activity to wear her out so the date ends early? Like rock climbing... or white water rafting...or skeet shooting. (Wait no that's a bad idea, a very very bad idea.)

...

> John: Perhaps engage in some sort of physical activity to wear her out



You think you'll skip the reasonable and/or potentially dangerous activities and go right to the dirty minded interpretation.

Unfortunately, this is a PG-13 story, so you're going to have to do it during a scene transition.

Which should be along any moment now.

You wait patiently. You cross your arms and tap your feet.

You wonder if it'll be Dave, or maybe one of the kids? Maybe Aradia?

...

After a while it becomes fairly obvious there is no scene transition coming.

Dammit.

>Start by cooking her her favorite food? Maybe that'll be a good start?

That would be an excellent idea if you had bothered to learn how to prepare anything that trolls eat. Or, for that matter, if you had ever bothered to meet Vriska halfway and tried to be more troll.

You are probably justified in this case, as you have no idea how you would find someone to murder.

...You have probably been around Vriska too long.

>john: Get a carpet, do The Windy Thing, reenact the flying carpet scene from Aladdin.

That is a PERFECT idea! That should be very romantic, especially considering the extremely beautiful world which you and your friends created. It'll be great!

You take a FANCY RUG out of your INVENTORY. It's just one of the many, many, many gifts from the children cluttering up your inventory.

Bless their little hearts.

You lay it on the ground.

AG: Why did you just put that fanciful rug on the ground?
EB: sit on it.
AG: What?
EB: sit on it. you can trust me.
AG: John! That's-
EB: the carpet, i meant.
AG: Oh.

She does indeed sit cross legged on the carpet. She looks around awkwardly.

AG: Now what?
EB: hold on.

You sit down next to her, and deploy a KEYBOARD. You cuddle up to her just a little, and you do the windy thing.

You are both lifted off the ground and into the air, surprising the hell out of Vriska.

You are now flying over the land. The City and the surrounding area unfold below you.

>John: Show Her The World

EB: i can show you our world
EB: shining, shimmering, splendid
EB: tell me goddess now when did
EB: you last have to kill someone?

EB: i can open all eight eyes
EB: take you wonder by wonder
EB: over, sideways, and under
EB: on a magic carpet ride
EB:

EB: a whole new world!
EB: named after doctor who!
EB: no one to cull us no,
EB: or cause a scratch,
EB: or say it's all predestined!

AG: A whole new world!
AG: The peace is hard to get used to!
AG: But when I'm way up here!
AG: It's crystal clear!
AG: That I'm on a whole new planet with you!

The carpet pulls up beside a large carnivorous bird. He snaps at you.

AG: Un8elieva8le 8easts!

Vriska suddenly grabs the bird out of the air, breaks it's neck, and begins to eat it in-between lines.

AG: Indescri8a8ly tasting!!!!!!!!
AG: Soaring, tumbling, falling,

She drops the bird corpse from the carpet. You...Are slightly relieved, until she looks at you with love filled eyes and blood-and-feather-filled teeth

AG: Through an endless eye-filled sky!

EB: A whole new world!

You see the VILLAGE OF THE CARAPACED PEOPLE. You decide to dive bomb towards it, coming near one of the roofs.

You suddenly realize Jack Noir, or whatever the hell this clone of him is, is standing on the roof. He has his knife out, and he looks pretty pissed!

EB: you may want to close your eyes!

You pull right back up, just in time for Jack to jump and swing his knife at you. He narrowly misses the underside of the carpet.

AG: A hundred thousand things to fight!
AG: 8ut we have all the luck!
AG: We've come so far!
AG: I can't 8e like I used to 8e.

EB: a whole new world!
AG: Every attacks a surprise!
EB: with new horizons to explore!
AG: All we say is red-letter!
EB: i'll chase them anywhere!
AG: I'll defend us everywhere!
EB: we've got Time to spare!
AG: We've got Time to spare!
EB: let me share this whole new world with you!
AG: Let me rule this whole new world with you!!!!!!!!

You start to come to a rest back at the Court, the carpet slowing down and slowly being lowered to the ground.

EB: a whole new world!
AG: A whole new world!
EB: that's where we are!
AG: That seems o8vious!
EB: a thrilling chase!
AG: A wondrous place!
EB: for you and me!
AG: For only you and me!
EB: and aradia.
AG: Er.
AG: Right.
AG: Of course I meant to include Aradia.
EB: you're doing the shifty eye thing again.
AG: No I'm not!
AG: Anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: That was wonderful, John!
AG: What's next?
EB: well...
EB: i'd figure we'd go back to our house...hive...thing...
EB: where it's nice and quiet.
EB: and then we'd
DT: ahem


You turn from your mate and see deepseaTyphoon and constantThinker staring at you. CT appears to be clapping slowly.

...Awkward.

[karmicOnion]

ADORABLE.

[The NL Penguin]

DT & CT: Say something.

Oh, and John: View inventory.

[ArmsAreLoud]

CT: Smug grin.