People have been commissioning me to draw a bunch of troll artwork lately, and this seems like the perfect place to share the trollyness. Everyone likes trolls.
Those are absolutely wonderful. I love them. Never leave.
Actually, they kind of remind me of Scott Pilgrim... Either you have been told this millions of times before or this is a dumb thought. :T
EDIT: Well what do you know, ninja'd in the art topic.
Last edited by Alberio; 03-16-2011 at 04:26 PM.
Originally Posted by NotASenator
Do me a solid and don't suggest that people kill themselves again or I will use the shattered carcass of your forum account to hold appletini scented candles in the admin forum's smooth jazz lounge.
Originally Posted by Tam Lin
Originally Posted by mehgamehn
aT went into Dairy Queen and ordered a handshake.
It says a lot about my psyche that the first thing I imagined when a handshake was mentioned was DQ employees putting hands in a blender.
Originally Posted by Cervos
Originally Posted by Solarn
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Space players have to be the Imperial Drones of the entirety of their new universe.
Teleporting right into strangers' bedrooms and yelling at them until they get working.
We need fanart of this now.
GA: Provide To Me
GA: Your Auspitice Fluids
Originally Posted by Decker
I love the "whoops." It makes me think it happened by accident.
"Okay. My still life bowl of fruit is com-WHERE DID THESE LESBIANS COME FROM?!"
Originally Posted by draconicAlgorithm
Silly wrigglers. MARCH IS FOR CROSSDRESSING, NOT BASKETBALL.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by renachan
I felt like I did the red equivalent of auspistizing for my parents the other day :/ It was as awkward as that sounds.
>Red equivalent of auspisticing
Umm
Unless they were like banging on the table right in front of you I do not think you quite understand what the word means
Originally Posted by Almost Human
I HAVE ISSUES!
They're all mental and physical though and completely unrelated to this thread and exchange.
My latest issue is my new obsession with spray painting chairs I pull out of the furniture garbage and my hatred for the children that sit outside my door and cry. I want to make them fat on cookies to shut them up and also make them rollable.
Pesterchum >> electricMetalligator / macruralAlchemist
My Links: Formspring -- deviantArt-- Livestream (OFFLINE) -- NEW:Tumblr (ask box: OPEN) UNDER SPOILER: QUOTES FROM THE MSPA FORUMS
Originally Posted by LegoTechnic
So in the next update we'll meet CA who is crushing on CC, who in turn is fascinated with Gamzee, who will make Karkat his Auspitice between them, who will be beginning to flirt with Terezi, who will be consoling Vriska, who will be glaring at a dazed Tavros, who will be watched through Kanaya's computer screen by Equius while he makes out with Aradiabot, who will be watched by Nepeta, who will be thinking of Karkat, who will be... Wait, already covered him...
And Sollux will remain asleep, dreaming of the world exploding.
Originally Posted by Beelzebibble
Oh man. This naming system is going to be problematic if a certain couple of trolls try responding to the memos from the future.
FUTURE adiosToreador [FAT] 15 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAT: uHHH,
FAT: i THINK THIS PROGRAM IS, uH,
FAT: mAKING,
FAT: iMPLICATIONS ABOUT MY BODY TYPE WHICH i'M,
FAT: uHHHHH,
FAT: nOT ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE WITH, iF WE'RE BEING HONEST,
FAT: i WONDER IF, kARKAT,
FAT: yOU COULD, mAYBE EDIT THE PROGRAM, sO THAT,
PCG banned FAT from responding to memo.
And let's not even get into what'll happen when Vriska tries it.
Originally Posted by Tenebrais
There's potential for hilarity there. FUTURE arachnidsGrip [FAG] 19 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAG: Hahahahahahahaha
FAG: Karkat this is the worst idea you've had yet!
FAG: I am l8ghing SO HAAAAAAAARD at this!
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Karkat Is That Really Necessary
CGA: Even You Are More Mature Than That
PCG: WHAT?
PCG: I HAVEN'T BANNED HER YET.
CGA: I Am Referring To The Epithet
FAG: Whaaaaaaaat?
PCG: THAT WASN'T ME, SHITSTAIN.
PCG: TROLLIAN DID THAT.
FAG: It's not even accur8!!!!!!!!
CGA: Wait
CGA: What
Originally Posted by Mr.Diskette
Yeah John seems to have problems with hate. DO HO TEREZI YOU KILLED ME WHATEVER WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO NOW.
Originally Posted by Skywarp
So crocodiles are businessmen, just like how turtles are nervous and salamanders are oh look a bug
Originally Posted by 911Goofy
Aw, there's a cute little heart on Babbydave's horseleather bi- SWEET JEGUS THAT'S MAPLEHOOF'S ASS!
Originally Posted by Nocturne
so how about that update, guys? sure was funny when dave asked john about vriska and karkat was all "WHOA NO WAY"
right guys
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by HellaBro
uh paradox video, that's after 4/13/09 by like a year
Say it with me.
It's...
a...
motherfuckin...
Originally Posted by Sortelli
It's like the forum never runs out of new and exciting ways to be completely wrong about everything all the time. I'm really past the point of annoyance and starting to be impressed.
I find these cat puns to be purrticularly pawful. It's almost if you guys furgot that someones morail just was strangled to death. :'((.
This is a good point. Neigh, it's completely correct. Nepeta can't possibly be stable, so we should stop this bit. It's time to remove our blinders and say "Hay, this death is just as saddle as the others."
Anyone thought of this yet?
AA: i am very much alive
AA: and i intend to stay that way
AA: and when you're dying I will still be alive
AA: and when you're dead I will still be alive
AA: still alive
AA: still alive
Originally Posted by crimsonCroc
Suddenly, Eri's half the man he used to be.
Originally Posted by LegoTechnic
Originally Posted by Blottle
The exists in the hearts of every First Guardian
Its like a sappy metaphor, but with reality-bending physics!
So... Does this mean Jadesprite could serve as a direct portal to the Green Sun as well?
Is that the map Dave is going to chart? The map to Jadesprite's heart?
This is my favourite grimdark rose so far.
How are you so amazing with a pencil?
Thank you! I don't deserve such praise, but my cripplingly low self-esteem will accept it regardless.
Originally Posted by Masterweaver
May I request a pic of JADESPRITE BEING AWESOME?
Well, it's not so much her being awesome as it's her floating in place being a useless piece of shit, but it's more than I've ever done with the character so that's gotta count for something, right?
THAT IS NOT SPADES
THERE IS NO CONSENT
THAT IS LIKE SPADES RAPE
TROLLS WOULD BE DISGUSTED
Originally Posted by invalidgriffin
Where do you keep the chips, dB. Can you turn up the air conditioner? Man why is your internet so slow, it is taking forever to download all these seasons of Digimon. YES Digimon is important to the lesbians process will you stop nagging.
Originally Posted by olivia
Originally Posted by Doodled
Eridan: Hunt for fearsome beast
Very fearsome indeed.
got that bitch a wweb-cartoonist. bitches lovve wweb-cartoonists.
Fanfics
Chapter Fics
Thicker Than Blood 01234: It seemed like a pretty straightforward moraillegience. He provided her with food, she protected him from the other rainbow drinkers. Maybe if her old matesprit hadn't gotten involved, it would have stayed that way.
Wizardstuck 12345678910111213141516: The new Hogwarts students just keep getting weirder every year.
Zombiestuck KKEG (1): They thought that the Earth would be empty, ready for them to rebuild and reshape it as they saw fit. They weren't expecting that the meteors wouldn't hit everywhere, or that they might have some nasty side effects. They weren't expecting the Infected.
Don't Press Buttons (1): As usual, John does something stupid. Only this time, the result is that he becomes a troll, and Karkat becomes a human. Shenanigans ensue.
One-Shots
Blood and Noir: I'd fallen for that trap once. I wasn't going to do it again. The Road Ill Traveled: A poem about Karkat and Terezi written in the style of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Traveled". Pixie Trails: Sometimes luck doesn't even factor in. Unovastuck-Karkat vs Throh and Sawk: Apparently, a Sawk is faster than a Throh. Faster than a Braviary too. Karkat finds out the hard way. Kore Wa Troll Desu Ka?: Includes crossdressing and magical girl transformations. Karkat was not pleased. The Lawyer and the Goddess: Vriska and Terezi are having a very important chat when they get interrupted by a certain juggalo. Prompt Dunp: A group of several short fics I wrote based on prompts, including Tavros and Bro sharing tea, Slick talking with Jade about (briefly) hobbits, and Dave finding a birthday gift for Rose. Tears: Getting stabbed in the chest once sucks. Getting stabbed in the chest twice really sucks. Prey: Nepeta is a clever kitty. Yes: In a moment of weakness, Rose consults her magical cue ball. My Little Sis: An alt!kids fic about Bro raising blue!Jade. Based off of MSB's AU roleplay. Funhouse: John really, REALLY doesn't like clowns. Or music by Pink. Ice Cubes: Bro talks to Nanna before his fated battle with Jack. INDIGO and CaNdY rEd: An altblood pesterlog, featuring mutant Gamzee and indigo Karkat. Kantostuck: John wants to be the very best. Like no one ever was. Disease Called Friendship: Karkat has had a bad time with friends. The Demon: Death sometimes comes in the form you'd least expect. Hope: Even the Prince of Hope doesn't understand it. Hoststuck: Yeah, I don't really know either. Coulrophobia: HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER Do: Killer: He stalks in the darkness, waiting. Waiting. Awaken: It's hard, being a rainbowdrinker. It's hard and no one understands. Kitten: Hearts Boxcars adopts an adorable kitten. Misery Loves Company: Terezi gives the bad news, and finds out some bad news of her own. Tend the Living: Gogdammit Hussie I hate you. Doll: It's actually a very good thing that Vriska allowed Bec to be prototyped. Don't Die On Me: Terezi discovers a new reason to hate Vriska. BL1ND Buddiie2: Sollux consults Terezi on the best method of seeing without sight. Cold: Dave decides to take a little time out to go see Jade.
Hey! I'm probably not the best one to give anatomy tips since I struggle with it myself, but I didn't see that anyone else had met your request, so...
Well, at any rate, one thing I notice in this picture is that her hands are too small. A person's hand is generally approximately the same size as their face...of course with a cartoony/stylized style this is often not the case, but hopefully that helps just as a point of reference?
Hmm I see, well I thought I kept making the hands too big, also the fur trim at the end of the sleeves are covering up some of the hand. Thanks for the critique BeepBeepMeow!
@ Ryuu: Thanks, I don't think I'm that great an artist though, but I've been getting better. I've only had my tablet for like less than 2 months. Also here is a little sprite I made for that pilot Feferi (first sprite I've made ever). I plan on drawing more of her.
So, I was lurking around this board, looking at all the wonderful art while listening to some techno and I suddenly felt inspired to sketch something up real quick and throw it in here.
alternate outfit!Aradiasprite, anyone? [I really just wanted to draw her with a gas mask and crazy clothes, lol]. I don't look at references when I draw in a hurry, amg.