Where would I ask for help with a troll? I've got an idea, but I just can't draw him.
Where would I ask for help with a troll? I've got an idea, but I just can't draw him.
Character's dead, fuck off.
What I'm trying to say is, since I'm no good at editing those, where should I go to ask someone to do one for me?
Character's dead, fuck off.
> Be the insane one.
You are now almost every troll on Alternia, and most of the fleet, too.
Okay, fine. Be the tea lover.
> You are now NEPHIL JURAY, and yes, you love TEA, why do you ask? Oh wait, that wasn't a question, was it? Oh well! But yeah, you pretty much love TEA. You love it so much you are going to capitalize and bold it in every instance of your saying it. It is probably your favourite thing, actually. Maybe. In fact, you love it so much that you hold ANNUAL TEA PARTIES! With DOLLS, of course. Not REAL, ACTUAL ALIVE TROLLS. You tried to get some to come, but they all just sorta came over and tried to BREAK ALL YOUR STUFF.
That... didn't go over too well for them.
Anyway! You are, to be honest, a bit MESSED UP IN THE HEAD, due to an INCIDENT that you would REALLY RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT. All you need to know is that it is why you now wear a LEATHER HALFMASK. With a MONOCOLE. SO CLASSY.
...And that brings you to your intrests. You, despite probably being COMPLETELY INSANE, have a great urge to be the CLASSIEST GENTLETROLL OUT THERE. You aren't quite there yet, but you're trying! Your PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TEAPARTIES are evidence of this, because only the classiest gentletroll can drink tea in the most EXTREME of parties. Which yours are. I mean, you even have REAL, ACTUAL DEAD TROLLS for guests! How EXTREME can you get?! Not much more than this, that's for sure.
...You want to know how you GET all these DEAD TROLLS? What a silly question! You KILLED THEM ALL YOURSELF. And also SEWED THEM UP. Why else would your TEAPOT be all cracked up like that? Which is included in your STRIFE SPECIBUS, by the way. Which is TEAsetKind. Which pretty much includes a lot of things. You also have a steampnkKind, but you don't really know why, because the only thing in it seems more like a SWORD than anything else. Nevertheless, you use it against the tougher enemies you end up facing, which are MOST LUSII (who you ALSO SEW UP) and a few of the more COMBAT-READY TROLLS.
You are a FIRM BELIEVER in the HEMOSPECTRUM. Which is, to say, you use it as an excuse to CULL LOWBLOODS. They are the only ones you cull, because culling anyone green or higher would make you some kinda SERIAL KILLER. A true gentletroll must keep their REPUTATION up, you know. On that note, you would actually probably also cull anyone you caught DRINKING COFFEE. You HATE COFFEE, SO MUCH. Luckily for ALL OF TROLLKIND, you have thus far NOT CAUGHT ANYONE DRINKING THAT GARBAGE.
Your FETCH MODUS is TOWER; simply put, the first card is at the bottom and additional cards are stacked on top of it. Removing one card releases all the cards on top of it. That's all there really is to say on the matter, other than the fact that you think it's boring and you wish you had one more suitable to your tastes.
Your LUSUS, you'll find, is quite dead. Unlike all the other dead, sewn up lusii in your HIVE, he was not murdered by your hand. Nevertheless, he was probably the best EUCALYPTBEAST a troll could ask for.
Your trolltag is teakettleEccentric and Tou are a liTTeal biT obsssessssssed wiTh TEA
If you ever play SGRUB you will be the BUTLER OF BLOOD in the LAND OF CERAMIC ARCHITECTURE AND UPPER CLASS, and your CONSORTS would be CROCODILES.
>Be the partying mutant seadweller
You are now LIZDIN NIDZIL and you are a PARTY-HOLIC.
You love parties. Specifically TECHNICOLOR DANCE PARTIES which you frequent almost nightly. You just love GLOW STICKS and have a wide variety of them, you've been collecting them for years. You hope to one day attain a glow stick that will never stop glowing. You also enjoy making music on your computer. You're not particularly good at it but you're not bad either. You have a tendency to snap your fingers. When you're not partying you enjoy TRICKING LOWLBLOODS, sometimes they die, sometimes they don't, depends on your mood.
You also happen to be a bit of a MUTANT. Your blood color's pretty normal and you don't have any psychic powers but you have a few... BIOLOGICAL ABNORMALITIES. Your bangs CHANGE TO THE COLOR OF THE BLOOD OF TROLLS YOU'RE TALKING TO. Your eyes can also do THIS WEIRD CIRCLE THING that you're not entirely sure serves any purpose. The only reason you haven't been culled for the freak that you are is that the cullcrusaders occasionally use you to sniff out other mutants. you're not one to follow orders, but you also like being alive. Your lusus is a giant GLOWING HORN FISH and he is very nice to you but doesn't really approve of your partying lifestyle. He's never once let a friend come over to your hive.
Your strife specibus is GLOWSTICKKIND and you are pretty damn lethal with it. You quite enjoy fighting actually, you have been to quite a few good CULLING PARTIES and managed to come out alive. Your fetch modus is TROLL DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION MODUS, it's pretty self explanatory. You have to get a certain score at you FAVORITE GAME in order to retrieve items. It also has a multiplayer mode you occasionally use because WHY THE HELL NOT?
Your trolltag is technicolorRaver and You||I tend to lie||tell the truth and some people think you're||they're hard||easy to understand *snap*
If you played SGRUB you'd be the LORD OF COLOR in THE LAND OF RAINBOWS AND NIGHT.
Last edited by privateTenderloin; 03-17-2011 at 03:35 PM.
> Be the angry hivecleaner.
Your name is GALLIA WUQUUS.
You are usually VERY DOUR, except on matters of THINGS TO DO WITH BLUEBERRIES. You adore blueberries. They remind you of the WONDERFUL COLOUR your blood isn't. You're KIND OF HUNG UP about your lack of psychic abilities, which you hide behind a FACADE OF SARDONISM. You're very INEXPERIENCED about the world, because you and your lusus are LIVE-IN HIVECLEANERS for a blueblooded troll who destroyed your own hive, and you therefore DON'T GET OUT MUCH. Despite your BITTER OBSTINACY, you're used to taking orders.
You have an AMATEUR INTEREST in chemistry, in the belief that it will MAKE UP FOR YOUR LACK OF MIND POWERS. In your spare time you enjoy BOXING, which you're surprisingly good at, given your UNUSUAL STRENGTH. But ever since you sent your boss flying into her wall, you've been RESTRICTED to practicing your left hooks in your room! You are both disinterested in and disturbed by displays of MATING RITUALS. You secretly hope to one day join the distinguished ranks of the CHEMISLAYERS, though it's much more likely you'll remain A SIMPLE SERVANT.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is equipped with the GLOVEKIND, and you possess the MAID FETCH MODUS. To retrieve things from it, you must be cleaning!
Your LUSUS is a horse who maintains Miss Arisme's lawns by eating the grass. Actually, mostly he just tears up the ground with his hooves and makes more work for you, but you're still quite fond of him.
Your trolltag is equineReaction, you Tend Tou emphasise your Ts, and you can'T prounounce 'Ou' wiThouT adding a 'U'.
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>Be the forgetful troll
>Be the forgetful troll!
> God dammit! Be her already.
You are now her, though you're not entirely sure who that is.
You have a really bad memory. I mean, REALLY BAD MEMORY. You CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME. You don't remember how old you are. If you had any hobbies or interests you forgot them. You can not recall being in any relationships you have been in ever. You're not even entirely sure why you can't remember anything.
You FORGOT WHERE YOUR HIVE WAS at some point, you don't remember when. And your not even entirely sure what a LUSUS is. You don't even know what the hemospectrum is which doesn't mean much for you, being a GREENBLOOD, not that you remember the color of your blood.
You use the HOOKKIND strife specibus, or you would if you remembered you had it, and your fetch modus is set to MEMORY which simply requires you to remember you have an item in order to fetch it... you've never once managed this feat.
If you were to play SGRUB you'd be the umm... you forget of something something, and you dwell in the land of ummm... and what?
Your trolltag is forgetfulQuestioning and You? tend? to? be? really? confused? and? forgetful?
Original AB sprite by Marshie:
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Your name is Praeter Kar.
You tend to be RATHER CALM, despite your LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS OUTFIT AND MANNER OF SPEAKING. Your gender is MORE THAN SLIGHTLY AMBIGUOUS. You have an obsession with LOUD THINGS and quite enjoy the site of GOOD HATS. There are a few CERTAIN THINGS that make you EXTREMELY MAD.
You do your best to AVOID CONFRONTATIONS, though your LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS OUTFIT doesn't help whatsoever. Your Lusus is a DEAF SIMIS, one of the few creatures that doesn't care about your LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS OUTFIT for RATHER OBVIOUS reasons.
Your Trollian is Surdianfaux (Not really, unfortunately) and YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS AS HARD TO HEAR FOR EVERYBODY AS IT IS FOR YOU! You use the BELLKIND Specibus, and the RAINBOW Fetch Modus, which sorts your items by their PRIMARY COLOR(S).
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>Be the sleepy girl
You are now Zeriia Zedlan and you could really use a nap.
You are only 3 sweeps old and you are always sleepy. You're not entirely sure why, but you love to sleep. It might have something to do with Bear Mommy always being asleep all the time. You love bear mommy. You even have a stuffed toy of her. You have a lot of stuffed lusii though, you really like them because they're soft and cuddly and you can use them as pillows. You also like playing games but you're not very good at them because sometimes you fall asleep in the middle of them. You sometimes try to make your own stuffed lusii but they usually come out terrible, plus doing it makes you sleepy. Most things make you sleepy. Your favorite drink is warm milk.
Your hive is a big cave in the middle of the woods. It's really quiet and the animals don't usually bother you because they are afraid of bear mommy. Sometimes you wander deep into the cave and get lost but you always manage to find your way back out. Bear mommy doesn't like you wandering off but she never punishes you, besides, you only do it when she's asleep anyway.
Your strife specibii are set to stuffedlususkind, blanketkid, and pillowkind and you use the Nap fetch Modus, which requires you to take a nap to retrieve your items.
If you were to play SGRUB you'd be the Siren of Sleep and you'd be in the Land of Pillows and Warm Milk.
your trolltag is sleepyDreamwatcher and you Zzzzzzzz... tend to tawk wike youw weawwy sweepy...zzzzzzzzzzz
Original AB sprite by Pootporri.
Last edited by privateTenderloin; 03-23-2011 at 02:49 PM.
> Deliver mail to everyone in the general area.
Attempt at AB Sprite:
Your NAME is unimportant, not even to your FRIENDS. If someone really needs a MONIKER, they may call you P.F., but generally everyone calls you THE POSTWOMAN. You are 9.2 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD. Despite your INDIGO BLOOD, which puts you at one of the highest CASTES a LAND DWELLER may have, you have settled into a life of MENIAL WORK. UPPER CASTES spit upon you for "betraying your CASTE" while LOWER CASTES fear you for your BLOOD COLOR. Your OPINION on the HEMOSPECTRUM is limited. In your opinion, it is the JOB that makes the person, not anything else. You will follow orders even from those lower than you on the SPECTRUM if they are your SUPERIORS.
YOU have few HOBBIES, but the ones you do have include EXPLORING and RUNNING. Both of these are excellent additions to the extremely difficult JOB an ALTERIAN POSTWOMAN must face. You have WRITTEN SEVERAL BOOKS over the areas you have visited, as well as made many MAPS in your time. You LUSUS often helps you by REVIEWING what you have done and EDITING it.
You are EXTREMELY IRRITABLE, a trait that only gets worse as your life goes on. You highly doubt you will ever return to a state where you don't wake up every morning ready to kill something.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is PAPERKIND. While others tend to UNDERESTIMATE the power of PAPER, you have utilized it to successfully DESTROY many OPPONENTS over the years, ranging from CARNIVOROUS LUSI to MARAUDING PIRATES. In an emergency, you have the SHOEKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS, which allows you to bludgeon targets with nothing but your SHOES. Your FETCH MODUS is the somewhat cumbersome COURIER MODUS, which does not allow you to PICK UP or PUT DOWN items, but only to GIVE and TAKE from others. On the other hand, you may do this with ANY OF THE 22 SLOTS it COMES WITH, giving you quite an INVENTORY SPACE.
YOUR SYMBOL is the CROSSES CROSSED, four small CROSSES combined into a larger one. Variations on it have been the SYMBOLS of ALTERNIAN POSTAL WORKERS for years, and as such are a SYMBOL well known and feared by THOSE WHO WOULD DO MAIL WRONG. In addition, your COAT features the official "POST" insignia, not part of your SYMBOL, but an official DESIGNATION of the GOVERNMENT OF ALTERNIA.
Your trolltag is corporateCourier and you tnd to omt th lttrs "e" and "i" n your rapd fr speech.
Current location and status:
- Matesprits with Xorbil, runs post office at mall
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>PT continue to fill up page 8
>Be the business-like doctor
You are now Fintan Tennat and you prefer the term malpracticator.
when you were younger it was your dream to help the sick and injured. Unfortunately you've since come to accept that this is an impossible goal and now use your medical skills as a source of income. Healing those willing to pay for your treatments. Your knowledge of troll anatomy and pressure points makes you extremely adept at healing. not to mention your skill with scalpelkind is beyond belief. You currently travel densely populated areas in search of injured trolls and healing them... for the right price. You use the money you earn to further your research which eats up most of your free time. You also tend to seek out injured highbloods as they are more likely to be able to pay you in full.
When you're not healing trolls or researching diseases and wounds you spend most of your time building small models. They are strewn about your hive covering most flat surfaces. You do not particularly care how well they come out nor what others think of them as it is simply the act of building and painting that you enjoy, though most tell you you are extremely skilled. You'd hope so after sweeps of practice. Your lusus, a jumping swamp beast, occasionally knocks over some of your miniatures and you have to rebuild them but you're ok with it. just more building and painting to be done.
As stated before you use and are rather proficient with scalpelkind, you also have a bowkind strife specibus but you tend not to use for fear of angering those higher then you on the hemospectrum. You use the Cadaver Fetch Modus which requires you to retrieve items from dead bodies. Because you try to avoid death you tend to just carry your items in a backpack or some other container.
If you were to play SGRUB you'd be the Sage of Form and you'd dwell in the Land of Blades and Quake.
Your trolltag is preciseMalpractice and You Lenb Lo Lurn your TeLLerz.
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> Be the gun-toting vigilante
... you don't look like-
Shut |t or |'|_|_ PUMP you FU|_|_ of |_EA|)!
You are now Mequii Oripos and you are a bit short tempered.
You like guns. You REALLY like guns. You spend almost all your time either repairing, cleaning, or shooting guns. What little time is not spent on your weird gun fetish is spent socializing and training in hand to hand combat. You also kinda like romantic comedies and romance novels but you don't really tell people about that stuff. You're kind of embarassed about it. You also have a bit of a temper, you should really get that taken care of since it's caused more then one situation in which you shot yourself.
Your lusus is a giant pistol shrimp. Your lusus is also kind of a dick and attacks you at random during the day to keep you on guard. You live in the basement of a hivestem. You set yourself up down there because you built a nice little gun range. You also tend to go out sometimes to fight crime, and by fight crime you mean you go out and beat the shit out of random trolls.
You obviously use both pistolkind and riflekind and you use the Target Fetch Modus which launches targets from your sylladex that, when shot, drop the item. Unfortunately it also tends to break the item.
If you were to play SGRUB you'd be the Seer of Storms and you'd be in the Land of Iron and Lead.
Your trolltag is gunslingingMadwoman and You ten|) TO get a |_|TT|_E exc|te|) an|) ye|_|_ a |_OT!
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This song starts playing.
You do that. You are now SANMAN CHORDE. You are 20 sweeps old. And that thing there? That's your LUSUS. He's a great LUSUS indeed, infact, he helps you see. You guys kind of have that TELEKINETIC CONNECTION going on. Infact, he's more like a BEST BRO FOREVER than a CUSTODIAN. You don't know what you'd do if you lost him. Probably run into a few WALLS.
On the subject of you being BLIND, you are VERY MUCH SO. Infact, you'd be quite useless in battle if it weren't for your THREE-TOED LUSUS. And without you, your lusus would be toast. See, you both are very SLOW MOVERS. You, in part because your leg was rendered COMPLETELY USELESS in a bad FLARP incident. You cannot walk without a cane since. Him, in part because well, he needs to hitch a ride unless one is patient enough to wait a few sweeps for him to get someplace.
As for your hobbies, you like to LUMBER PLACES, collect HOURGLASSES, and find PLACES THAT ARE HOSPITABLE ENOUGH TO STORE YOU FOR THE NIGHT. This is because you do not have a HIVE. You instead rely on the hospitality of others, and sometimes not, to make your ways across ALTERNIA. You are a VAGRANT, an OUTCAST, a TRAVELLER. But to those who are kind enough to help you, you hold many SECRETS and VALUABLE OBJECTS, and something you couldn't buy off of any MERCHANT. SLEEP.
Which brings us to your PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STRIFE SPECIBUS. You use DUSTKIND, which is sealed in a tiny pouch. This is not any normal DUST however. This will not make your eyes BURN, CRUST, or PEEL. No, it will simply make them HEAVY, and soon your opponent will be sent into a WISTFUL SLUMBER. That said, you don't prefer STRIFING. You are not in the best health, and STRIFING would not help at all. Instead, you use your FINE POWDERS to help the SLEEPLESS, and subdue the RESTLESS.
And continuing onto your FETCH MODUS, you use the EXHAUSTIVITY sort. This means that based on how tired you are, you may WITHDRAW an item, or STORE an item. Cards can be STACKED, meaning you can put several CARDS on one EXHAUSTIVITY space, but you can only withdraw from the TOP.
If you were to play SBURB, your title would be KEEPER OF TIME, and your land would be the LAND OF DARKNESS AND SAND. Your consorts would be hippoes.
Your trolltag is fortyWinks and you tend to luuumbeerrr ... on your words a biiiitt ...
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> Be the humble soldier.
(Art by matriarichalCyclone)
(Art by Vobira)
Your name is ZEROSO FESTUS. You are NINE SOLAR SWEEPS OLD and you have FOREST GREEN BLOOD. You have been a CONSCRIPT in the ROYAL ALTERNIAN ARMY for a little over half a sweep. That said, you wouldn't say that you match the MODEL OF AN ALTERNIAN SOLDIER...at all, in fact. You do not enjoy combat as much as some of your fellow grunts, and you aren't the least bit inclined towards performing ACTS OF EXTREME VIOLENCE like the REAL PSYCHOS.
All in all, you don't like your JOB very much, but you attempt to REMAIN OPTIMISTIC. You try to make the best out of your situation, and it seems to have paid off; you are ACTUALLY PRETTY ADEPT at SHARPSHOOTING. Fortunately, your SUPERIORS realize this, and so you act as your squad's DESIGNATED MARKSMAN. You also appreciate the TRAINING you have received, for it has turned you into a DECENT FIGHTER.
You are a VERY EASY-GOING TROLL. You enjoy MAKING CONVERSATION with other trolls, as long as they aren't BATSHIT INSANE, INCREDIBLY RUDE or JUST PLAIN STUPID. You're a little AWKWARD when you meet new people, but if the conversation is going well, you EASE UP QUICKLY. You have a SERIOUS CASE OF FRIENDSHIP, but you don't mind, because it FEELS NICE. In fact, you don't really understand why the Empire is so opposed to it! You also like to GIVE ADVICE to TROUBLED INDIVIDUALS. You seek to UNDERSTAND THE MOTIVES behind other peoples' actions, but you DO NOT TOLERATE BLATANT IDIOCY OR HOSTILITY. In those cases, you usually respond with GRATING SARCASM or OUTRIGHT BEWILDERMENT.
Of course, you MAINTAIN A FACADE around your SUPERIORS, who are MUCH LESS TOLERANT than you. Also, you often tell others that, while you aren't too fond of your JOB, you know your duty and you will CARRY IT OUT WITHOUT HESITATION. At least, you think you will; you are STILL RATHER GREEN, and you haven't been in an actual firefight yet, so you aren't sure if you will live up to your expectations. You know the only alternative is to be CULLED, but this can still lead to BOUTS OF STRESS.
You currently have a MOIRAIL and a MATESPRIT. Your black quadrants haven't been filled yet. Scratch that. You have a KISMESIS, and you enjoy getting under her skin just to see her freak out.
You used to have a HAWK lusus, but you have OUTGROWN YOUR CRADLE, so to speak. Your Strife Specibi have been allocated to RIFLEKIND and KNIFEKIND, and your Fetch Modus has been set to FIELD STRIP. This means that in order to access an item, said item is broken down into several components first, and you must put it back together, piece by piece. The more valuable the item, the more time and effort is required to reconstruct it. This can be frustrating at times, especially if you're in the middle of a fight, but you figure that it could've been worse.
Your interests include, well, SHARPSHOOTING, EXERCISING, GAMING, ROLEPLAYING, and TROLL PSYCHOLOGY. Speaking of TROLL PSYCHOLOGY, you hope to PURSUE KNOWLEDGE of that subject once you FINISH YOUR TOUR OF DUTY and get DISCHARGED. That is, if you survive that long. If you do survive and learn more about PSYCHOLOGY, you will NOT USE IT IN THE WAY ITS INTENDED TO BE USED. You will HELP PEOPLE, not MANIPULATE THEM. Needless to say, you are a TERRIBLE TROLL, and you need to KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
Your trolltag is deadeyeIntermediary and, heh, y+u're a little quiet, but y+ur speech is sm++th and c+mp+sed. =:P
Last edited by Son_of_Orion; 05-01-2011 at 01:01 AM.
>Be the carefree royalty
You are XORBIL VETRIUS. Though you are ROYALTY you are actually a very CAREFREE troll. You are 8 sweeps old. Your horns look like BUDDING ANTLERS, not yet full grown. You do not have the PREJUDICE of most of your blood color, for you lived alone in your very large TREE HIVE. Its roots start underwater, and its branches poke up high above. There are many OBSERVATORY SPHERES build onto the branches by your QUEEN BEE LUSUS. The spheres protected you from damage under the HARSH ALTERNIAN SUN, but it bleached your horns. You use a TREE FETCH MODUS and your STRIFE SPECIBUS is a SHIELDKIND. Your trolltag is sunrayObserver and your symbol appears to be a TREE. You tend to talk like this all the time with no punctuation or things like apostrophes and just speak in all lowercase runon sentences.
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>Be the wheezy kid
You are now the wheezy kid.
Your name is VELOCT SEMREH, and you love going FAST. This is in part because of the AWESOME ADRENALINE RUSH, but then also because it makes it EASIER TO BREATH. I mean, when you've got so much water rushing past your gills, you couldn't not breath even if you tried. Your main method of achieving LUDICROUS SPEED is by hooking onto something fast-moving using your GRPLHKKIND (Grappling Hook Kind) Strife Specibus, and being pulled along. Your GIANT EEL of a Custodian is especially useful for this. The reason you don't dress as extravagantly as other sea-dwellers is because it just ISN'T HYDRODYNAMIC. When you're not rocketing through the seas, you're probably busy either admiring your TREASURES or preparing yourself for the day you become a guard of HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION'S ROYAL PALACE. That's a thing that will happen for you. You're sure it is.
Your trollTag is hypersonicHitchhiker and you some+imes have +o glub inhale audibly
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...I could be completely wrong though.
Your name is FELARA RENDAL.
You enjoy many many things! You like to train, because you can never be to safe in the forest! You never know who or what could pop up! You also enjoy searching the forest for new things, there always seems to be a different kind of leaf or fruit every day! You sometimes like to sit on your WALL and watch the forest, there are so many different beasts out there! No one could ever know them all in the forest. There have to be some undiscovered beasts. But you don't care about that, you can leave that to the scientist trolls.
Your respiteblock are a bunch of ruins with a large wall around them. You notice all of the carvings in the walls and you found your first and most pretty staff in your hive! your lusus is a large sloth. She isn't very fast, but you still love her. She taught you how to meditate, which is amazing! Slothmommy is the best lusus you could EVER have!
Your Strife Specibus is set to Fistkind, FootKind, and StaffKind. You have to have all three, mostly because you can't just use ONE. Your strengths are in all three areas, even if you keep on the defensive side. You like to MEDITATE is the way that your Lusus does. Relax completely, but still move. Even if it is slow. You also like to have FRIENDLY SPARS. It would be bad is they were deadly. Very VERY bad. You only hate it when people attack for no reason, whether it's vocally or physically doesn't matter. It makes no sense to you.
Your trolltag is defensiveIngenue and || Fe|ara |ikes to put up c|efensive wa||s anc| |3arr|ers! ||
SGRUB + stuffs
>Be the one with tentacles on her head.
((((They're just h()rns jeez!))))
You are now Ocatra Ocidus and you've got a very complicated social life.
You have probably got the weirdest relationships ever. You auspisticize between a crazy cannibal who once force fed you troll meat and the ghost of a girl who he ate. Your moirail also happens to be that girl's matesprit and you sometimes have to auspisticize between him and the cannibal as well, because if you don't then who will? Honestly they all kind of piss you off and you wish you didn't have to deal with their drama but it's not like anyone else would hang out with you, so it's whatever.
When you're not dealing with all your friends emotional bullshit you enjoy some light roleplaying online. You play the occasional computer game and are pretty much never without your grub-boy. You're not very good at talking to new people, which is part of the reason you don't just get some better friends. Well, there's more to it then that but you won't go into it. You'd probably play FLARP if you weren't pretty sure you'd get killed.
You live in a small hivestem on the outskirts of the city you live in. Your lusus is an eight-legged land-dwelling cephalopod and you absolutely love her, even if she is a bit clingy at times. You also have psychic powers. nothing cool like mind control or telekinesis. Just telepathy, and just enough to hear surface thoughts. It helps you avoid attacks in fights and it helps you deal with your auspistice's and moirail's bull crap but you don't really use it much outside of that. In fact, you don't like to use it without permission otherwise. Also, for some reason, all food tastes very bad to you... except for one... but... so you only eat when you get hungry, you're not one to snack.
You use Yo-yokind which you're pretty good at doing tricks with but it's not actually all that useful in combat. Well... you don't think so anyway. You also use the Octagon Fetch Modus, it's basically Questack array but it only works in groups of eight cards.
If you were to play a SGRUB session you'd be the Page of Mind and you'd dwell in the Land of Rust and Transit
Your trolltag is octupleAuspistice and ((((Y()U tend t() wrap y()ur senetences in y()ur lusus' tentacles))))
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=> Be the rage-y broad
You are now the rage-y broad. (Sprite by a friend of mine)
Your name is KAT IMPLICO. Well, actually, your name is KATELYN IMPLICO, but almost no one outside of your moirails call you that. Yes, MOIRAILS; though it is truly frowned upon in troll society, you are a part of a THREE-WAY MOIRAILLEGIENCE. Luckily, neither you nor your bros really care. You are halfway to your SEVENTH SOLAR SWEEP, to your vast amusement.
You have a (probably unhealthily) large amount of interests. First and foremost is your love of PUZZLES AND RIDDLES, of which you have a formidable collection. You also have a great love of ART, and you often bother an acquaintance for pictures of her garden for you to sketch. You are now trying to learn about COMPUTER PROGRAMMING- as much as you hate it, though, you know that your meager skills will never compare to those of a certain MUSTARD-BLOODED IDIOT.
You like to think that you're fairly MILD-TEMPERED, and that you have your moirails to thank/blame for it. However, that is a complete lie- you actually have a tendency to FLIP YOUR SHIT over small things, especially those involving your own mistakes, of which there are many.
Your trolltag is artisticInsanity, and [[Your speech pa77erns vary depending on your audience.]]
Strife Specibus: Staffkind
Role: Keeper of Knowledge
Land: Land of Sound and Mirrors
Lusus: Cat/lizard hybrid- generally refered to simply as [[S7UPID HORRIFYING HELLBEAS7]]
Oh yeah- you are also nothng more than a SHAMELESS SELF-INSERT, but you refuse to aknowledge it.