==>Be the cranky mercenary.


You are now ROZMAR KRÁSKA. You are 9 SWEEPS OLD, and you are a
RUSTBLOOD. Of course, you don't tell anyone that. That might detract from the amount of CUSTOMERS you get. So until you are hired by someone, you keep your RUSTBLOOD a secret.
About SECRECY, you actually tend to keep EVERYTHING a secret unless you're EMPLOYED. That means you'll tell someone ALL ABOUT YOURSELF, if they're willing to pay the FEE. This is kind of CHEAP, but you've got to make a LIVING somehow, right? You tend to keep major SECRECY about your NAME, BLOODCOLOR, HOBBIES, and PSYCHIC POWERS. And speaking of HIRING, you're a MERCENARY. So the SECRECY isn't all that IMPRACTICAL. You serve as a BODYGUARD, ARTIFACT-LOCATOR, anything you can REALLY THINK OF, except ASSASSINATION. You do NOT do ASSASSINATIONS.
You have the minor PSYCHIC POWER of CENTRIFUGAL FORCE. This means you can MAKE SHIT SPIN. You're able to make your CEILING FANS spin QUITE EASILY with this, which is why you chose them as your STRIFE SPECIBUS. At first glance, CEILIFANKIND isn't the most practical STRIFE SPECIBUS. You beg to differ. When a COPPER CEILING FAN is whirring at you at DEAFENING SPEEDS, though, maybe your sense of PRACTICALITY might be a little bit SKEWED. You always keep your CEILING FAN over your shoulder. One, because it looks FUCKING AWESOME. Two, because people have attempted to AGGRESS you for no good reason beforehand, and it takes a bit of PREPERATION before getting your CEILING FAN spinning to AGGRESS the person back. Therefore, you carry it on your shoulder at ALL POSSIBLE TIMES.
Your views on the HEMOSPECTRUM are SKEWED. You'll respect any bloodcolor, be it HIGH or LOW, as long as they PAY THE FUCK UP for your SERVICES. If you get AGGRESSED for any reason concerning your RUSTBLOOD, it's hard for you not to hold a GRUDGE. But of course, again, with a little COMPENSATION, all behavior can be FORGIVEN.
Moving onto your HOBBIES, you enjoy COLLECTING INFORMATION about people by generally being a CREEPY LONER. This involves alot of STARING. You like to collect CEILING FANS as your STRIFE SPECIBUS pertains to. You also like to SPIN SHIT with your USELESS PSYCHIC POWERS. Other than that, you just enjoy being a MERCENARY. Living life, getting money, honestly, you RAKE THAT DOUGH IN.
Your HIVE is located somewhere in the ALTERNIAN GRASSLANDS. It's really in NO PLACE SPECIAL, as you live next to a few other trolls as well. You don't go back there quite often, though. You prefer TRAVELLING and doing MERCENARY work, then just hitching a ride WHEREVER. You don't really sleep in SOPOR SLIME anyway.
Speaking of SOPOR SLIME, you are deathly ALLERGIC to it. If it touches your skin, you break out in a COLD SWEAT, and your EYES begin to swell. Then, your TONGUE begins to enflate. This just helps with your SPEECH IMPEDIMENT so much. Normally, a troll accustomed to SOPOR SLIME would have serious NIGHTMARES without it... and... you, you d- fuck it yes you do. Every night you go to bed is a LIVING FUCKING NIGHTMARE, which is why you look so ANGRY and DISTRESSED all the time.
Onto the next SUBJECT, your LUSUS is a CANINEGROWLBEAST. You were on GREAT TERMS when you were about 6 SWEEPS OLD, but that's not the case anymore. After pursuing your CAREER, you began to travel a hell of alot. Which means you don't really see her anymore. But you're pretty sure she's still alive, as she's got the fucking INCISORS OF A CANINEBEAST, and the DEMEANOR OF A GROWLBEAST. She's pretty fucking VICIOUS.
Your FETCH MODUS is ROULETTE. Depending on how many ITEMS are in your FETCH MODUS, it can be EASIER or HARDER to get an item. Each ITEM has a section of the ROULETTE MODUS WHEEL that is equal to every other section in SIZE. The more ITEMS that are CAPTCHALOGGED, the more of a chance you have of getting an ITEM you didn't WANT. It's a PRETTY SHITTY MODUS.
If you were to play SBURB, your title would be the HUNTER OF MIND and your land would be the LAND OF BREEZE AND SPIKES. Your CONSORTS would be WALRUSES.
Your trolltag is
cachedZephyr, and you
Tend to have a bit of a CHpeeCH impediment, but you're alwayCH a bit wordy anyway.