TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

[Pootporri]

>Be the teethtroll.

Congratulations, you are now...


{[DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIICCCHHHEEEE!]}


DENICE. DENICE LEMANE. And you always LOVE that part. You're 9 SWEEPS OLD, and you have BROWN blood. That thing on your face? That's your RETAINER. You would never let go of your RETAINER. Your LUSUS got it for you at a very, very early AGE. Of course, this is when your TEETH were JACKED UP. Your RETAINER combined with BRACES has given you the most PERFECT SET OF TEETH on all of ALTERNIA. You must keep your RETAINER on at ALL TIMES to keep them this way. That, and your LUSUS won't let you TAKE IT OFF. He's rather PROTECTIVE of your TEETH. You're pretty ALRIGHT with that, given having your PERFECT TEETH is mostly his doing anyway.

Speaking of your LUSUS, he's a SCALY LURKBEAST. He's almost as OBSESSED with TEETH as you are. Given, that is something happen to YOURS, he'd probably FLIP SHIT and bite you with HIS. He keeps TABS on your TOOTH COLLECTION, which you are doing SPLENDEROUSLY WELL at keeping. Infact, your OBSESSION WITH TEETH is probably ENTIRELY his fault. Not that it's... BAD. Or ANYTHING. Infact, you enjoy TEETH quite a bit. Maybe too much.

Ahem.

You aren't that much of a SOLITARY TROLL. Infact, you approach other trolls QUITE OFTEN. PARTIALLY because when you see a good set of CHOMPERS, you can't particularly help but COMMENT on them. SOMETIMES, you even ASK for one of their TEETH. And SOMETIMES, you get in an ALTERCATION over their TEETH. Usually it ends up with ANOTHER TOOTH for your TOOTH COLLECTION, but you honestly aren't that great of a FIGHTER. Not with your RETAINER.

Speaking of FIGHTING, you use both DRILLKIND and CLAMPKIND. When your RETAINER isn't being TUGGED AROUND by some ASSHOLE who's spotted your OBVIOUS WEAKNESS... You're using your OVERSIZED DRILL to INCAPACITATE someone until you can FORCEABLY REMOVE some of their TEETH. Other than DRILLKIND, you also use CLAMPKIND. But it's not as TERRIBLY WIMPY as it sounds. Your CLAMP has a spike on the end of it where there'd normally be a FLAT SURFACE. This makes it REALLY PAINFUL for anyone who actually gets CLAMPED. You have a MINIATURE VERSION of this CLAMP for when you're OPERATING on TEEEEEEETH~.

Some of your INTERESTS include of course, COLLECTING TEETH, sometimes you PLAY PRANKS, you like to STARE AT PEOPLE to process INFORMATION, also collecting various MEDICAL EQUIPMENT, and you have a general love for SHARP THINGS. The love for SHARP THINGS is probably deriving from your love of TEETH, because only the most perfect TEETH are the SHARPEST. As for MEDICAL EQUIPMENT, sometimes you imagine the kinds of DENTAL WORK you could do with it. STARING AT PEOPLE to process INFORMATION is just a sort of thing you do. A very CREEPY and OBSESSIVE thing. You believe you've already explained your love of COLLECTING TEETH. The PLAYING PRANKS thing is just something that has derived from your WIGGLERHOOD.

Your FETCH MODUS is 32. You assign an ITEM to a TOOTH. You have 32 TEETH, which means that you can store 32 ITEMS. To GET an ITEM, you have to tap the CORRESPONDING TOOTH. This is a rather LENIENT MODUS, given you have a good MEMORY at the time.

If you were to play SGRUB, your title would be the MAID OF PAIN in the LAND OF STEEL AND LABYRINTH. Your CONSORTS would be BEAVERS.

Your trolltag is perpetualGrimace and {[YOU TEND TO TyPKe how you TCHound in an aCHTual CHONFCHRONTATION GEEHEHEHEEHEEEEEEHHECHH.]}

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TL;DR
Name: Denice Lemane
Blood Color: Brown, #a15b01
Gender: Female
Age: 9 Sweeps
Lusus: Brownblooded crocodile
Strife Specibus: DRILLKIND and CLAMPKIND
Fetch Modus: 32
Trolltag: perpetualGrimace
Typing quirk:
{[YOU TEND TO TyPKe how you TCHound in an aCHTual CHONFCHRONTATION GEEHEHEHEEHEEEEEEHHECHH.]}
t > T
x > XCHP
p > PK
z > ZCHP
c > CH
f > FCH
s > TCH
Title: Maid of Pain
Land: Land of Steel and Labyrinth
Consorts: Beavers

[Renegade Electron]

> Be the vengeful troll.


Your name is ROPONO SUGRUM.

The HEMOSPECTRUM has screwed you over. If you had GILLS, you would be a ROYAL BLOOD, but you don't have GILLS, so your BLOOD is officially LIGHT RED. You declared WAR on the HEMOSPECTRUM when you were a WRIGGLER, but then realized EVERYONE was doing that, so you GAVE UP. You then became a WANDERER and tried to become a TRAVELING EMO POET. It failed spectacularly because you tended to MURDER your CRITICS. These attracted the notice of one PUGNOS OCCIDO, who enlisted you in his ASSASSIN CREW.

At first you liked PUGNOS, but you've grown to despise his BOSSINESS, PARANOIA, and SOPOR HABIT. You still do the jobs he asks you to, but you don't always follow orders, and you have a number of ELABORATE PLANS to KILL HIM. Some claim that it reflects CALIGINOUS INCLINATION, but you deny that frantically.

Anyway. Enough of that. You've never truly given up on EMO POETRY, and you sometimes still write RIDICULOUSLY LONG, SELF-DEPRECATING BALLADS and post them on TROLL FORUMS. In a medium where you CANNOT KILL YOUR CRITICS, at least not without HUNTING THEM DOWN, you've deigned to follow their ADVICE, which has turned out to be a GOOD THING. You also like to seem SMART, so you interrupt FORUM FLAME WARS with your RIDICULOUSLY UNINFORMED POINT OF VIEW and give POSSIBLY FRAUDULENT MEDICAL ADVICE.

Your trolltag is redneckThrottler and you you LET everybody KNOW what you PLAN to DO

[MeiMei]

>Show the stupid, poorly-colored photo:


>Be the alluring crossdresser.

Your name is PAON INCANTATOR. You are a rather mature 12 Sweeps old, and despite how others question you, you have decided to stay on your Homeplanet to oversee some of the younger children, especially those too young to properly care for themselves yet. Many call you stupid for this, including your MOIRIAL, but you do not care for this, your social behavior most likely influenced by your LUSUS being the Matriarch of a flock of GIANT PEACOCK thingies. You very much enjoy being among others, but you find young trolls to be more interesting than adult trolls.

Your other interests include Conversation and Harmless Pranks. Your personality is very effeminate and very docile at times (though you insist that you could be very vicious if your interests are endangered.) You have a small psychic power of being able to CHARM others with small nudges of telepathic SUGGESTION. You also come off as very Loving at all times, making some assume that you seek MATESPRITSHIP with most adults you meet.

Your symbol is a THIN STAR, your weapon of choice is a FAN, you are rather tall and thin, and your favorite tea is very sweet.

Your trolltag is alluringTempter and you have a habit of \Putting your words in-between backslashes,\ \But\you\will\increase\this\quirk\when\giddy!! \
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>Be the frumpy betch.

Your name is KATJA MANDET, and you nearly HATE EVERYTHING. Your LUSUS was a GIANT WASP, and she taught you how to protect yourself from harm by being MAD AT EVERYONE. Only your MOIRIAL Paon knows that you're not really KISMESIS'ing everyone, you're just DISAPPOINT at these YOUNG TROLLS, really. You're stuck on your homeplanet working as a Culling Officer, making sure your partner doesn't Molly-Coddle all the grubs that need to be CULLED. Needless to say, some miss your reach sometimes.

Your pattern of HATE and VIOLENCE and has caused you to keep a symbol of a SPADE, as you are not very imaginative. However, you do enjoy SPORTS and a little cuddle from your MOIRIAL when nobody's looking. The fool really needs to be more butch, in your opinion. After all, you're a SWEEP older than him, and despite being shorter, you know more about being a proper troll than he does.

Your trolltag is aceUndertaker, and your typing quirk (as you are not that imaginative) is /Putting everything in forward-slashes/ /But/you/will/add/more/when/you/are/annoyed!!/

[Een]

Pootporri's awesome troll

YUP well, this is fuckin amazing haha. love it!

[Renegade Electron]

Her and Mauvim would probably be really good friends...at least if Mauvim wasn't shut up in a hospital with constant supervision.

[llamamiah]

>Be the forestdwelling squirrelgirl.



You are now SCIURN VOLANT.

You live in a LARGE FOREST with your FLYING SQUIRREL LUSUS. He is so awesome! The flying he does has given you the DREAM OF FLYING. Therefore, you fly a lot of KITES, but you generally DON'T WATCH THE KITE and it winds up BEING EATEN BY TREES.

You are also VERY EASILY DISTRACTED, moving from ACTIVITY TO ACTIVITY quite often. You often leave your computer MID-SENTENCE because you got distracted by something SHINY.

Your favorite foods are, without a doubt, WALNUTS. They are an amazing Troll delicacy that humans wouldn't know about. You are constantly STABBING THEM OPEN with your DOUBLE-KNIFE, which is PRETTY DANG USEFUL!

You are constantly RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST, occasionally killing UNSUSPECTING PREY for your meals. Whenever you finish a kite, you RUN THROUGH THE WOODS, and you ALWAYS LOSE THE KITE to some STUPID KITE-EATING TREE!

You don't LIKE HARSH LANGUAGE, and you especially DISLIKE SWEARING! Some humans would not know the difference. But Trolls have many LEVELS OF HARSHNESS, with SWEARS being PRETTY HIGH UP.

Your FETCH MODUS is the WALNUT MODUS, where items are TRAPPED INSIDE WALNUTS. You have to BREAK THE NUT OPEN to GET the item, and the MYSTERIOUS CODE is located ON THE SHELL. You eat a LOT OF WALNUTS, which means ITEMS GO FLYING EVERYWHERE! The way to WEAPONIZE the Modus, is to SMASH THE SHELL, which is easy with the blunt side of your KNIFE.

Your TROLLTAG is soaringRodent, *chitter chitter* !((aNd) (yoU) (Trap) (words) (iN) (NUTs) (aNd) (sTarT) (aNd) (eNd) (wiTh) (Noises) (aNd) (capiTalize) (yoUr) (favoriTe) (word))! *chitter chitter*

In SGRUB you become the MAID OF BREATH in the LAND OF ZEPHYR AND FORESTS.

Your symbol is the KANJI for SQUIRREL.

Your first name is derived from the SUBFAMILY belonging to FLYING SQUIRRELS, while the last is based on the ITALIAN WORD FOR FLIGHT.

[Pepperedfox]

>Be the whiny pushover.
-|wow reel imaginative dere smartass eye am really overwhelmed hear|-

>Be the whiny nerd.
-|dis is sew fucking stupid|-


Your name is LAZARUS SALMA and you hate it. If you had it your way you'd change it to something way cooler, like OZYTROLLICUS THE GREAT or TROLLMAN. But doing so would only piss off your Lusus, and you're already terrified of him as it is. God how you hate your Lusus. You hate a lot of things, but that one-eyed freak definitely takes the fucking cake.

You have the most LAMEASS POWER -- EMPATHY . It's especially irritating when people get worked up, because it gives you TERRIBLE MIGRAINES. Unfortunately, there's always an asshole who wants to stir shit up, so your migraines are a 24/7 thing. As a result, you are CONSTANTLY SNARKY AND IRRITABLE. Thanks to your creeper Lusus, you've also developed a healthy sense of PARANOIA. These traits make it hard for you to make friends, but you don't care. Really.

You consider yourself as one of the SMARTEST TROLLS. You have information on nearly everything and can recite all of it perfectly, thanks to your PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. You put this memory to good use by the reconstructing gadgets and doodads of your favorite superheroes. It is your dream to join the ENFORCEMENTORS to fight for GREAT JUSTICE.

Secretly, you wish that you were a pink blood instead of a boring blue blood. Maybe then your life would be a hell lot easier. You've done some EXTREMELY THOROUGH HEMOSPECTRUM RESEARCH to see if there's any way to change one's blood color. So far it's going terrible.

You totally do not have a DARK AND SECRET OBSESSION WITH COSPLAYING what the hell are you talking about get the fuck out of that closet.

Your trolltag is encylcopedicAnomaly and -|yew type inn a confusing way two confound your stupid lusus|-

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Blood Color: 3399cc
Typing Quirk: Surrounds his words with a screen (-||-), no capitalization, no punctuation, uses homophones, replaces 'th' with 'd.'
Age: 7 Sweeps
Symbol: The astrological sign for the sun (☉)
Strife Specibus: Disckind
Fetch Modus: Utility Belt
Lusus: Giant one-eyed octopus.
Title: Seer of Life
Land: Land of Screens and Suns

[Chasewithlasers]

>Be the cyborg

Sucess.

You think your name is MARLAIV LORYANTA, but your systems tell you that your name, or, rather, serial number, is GW512ST9X.

Wait. What? Systems? Oh, yeah, it’s been 4 SWEEPS since you were turned into a GENETIC EXPERIMENT of the ALTERNIAN MILITARY and 2 SWEEPS since you absconded the fuck out of those creepy laboratories. You don’t enjoy remembering about what happened inside them. You were taken in after SUFFERING A GRUESOME ACCIDENT when you were 6 SWEEPS OLD, losing your right leg, left arm, almost the whole left half of your face, including your eye, and part of your stomach too. All of those were replaced by robotic parts, and your brain was pretty much MECHANIZED.

Because of the mechanization, you don’t remember much of your life before the ACCIDENT, but it was caused by your dumbass FLYINGBEAST (Owl) Lusus, somehow making your whole poorly designed HIVE fall apart. He is dead now and you don’t remember him. Oh, yes, you are a HOMELESS TROLL, sleeping in abandoned HIVES of DEAD TROLLS… some of those CULLINGS were your doing. Hell, you needed to recharge your BATTERIES, what could you do?

Your place on the hemospectrum is undefined. You couldn’t care less about it. Undefined, you ask? Yes, you are OUT OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM, as the color of your blood was ORANGE, but the experiments made it turn into a DARK-GRAY FLUID. It’s not even called blood anymore, it’s your BIOLOGICAL FUEL.

The experiments gifted you with kind-of-ENHANCED STRENGTH and, more importantly, ENHANCED VISION and HEARING because of your implanted SCOUTER, and your whole MECHANIZED BRAIN, of course. You are practically a walking computer because of it, and that makes you a very good HACKER, one of the best in all of Alternia. You have a permanent hacked connection in the ALTERNIAN GOVERNMENT DATABASE, which gives you constant ALTERNET WIRELESS ACCESS, and, combining that with your SCOUTER, you can get craploads of information about almost anyone you look at, instantly.

Your INTERESTS revolve around OBSERVING PEOPLE, and… nothing else. You are still quite new at the REBEL ROBOT business, and as you spend most of your time hiding yourself from the government and the military, you haven’t dedicated that much of your time to your own system yet. Your troll part, however, had quite an interest on LEARNING. You love LEARNING NEW SHIT, even if it’s COMPLETELY USELESS CRAP. You also enjoyed collecting SPARE PARTS and trying to build things with them. In the past, you were HORRIBLE at it, but with your robot brain, you are PRETTY GOOD AT IT now.

You use the PORTHOLES Modus, something made from a horrible, godforsaken alien system. It’s your eternal curse to use this piece of shit, because it’s hardwired in your brain. Every item is captchalogued into a string of command, which you have to remember to fetch it back, though this is made easier because of your mechanization. The hard part is that every item stablishes a link with another item or set of items, and if you fetch the wrong item on the system, you either make your Modus slow down and lag a LOT before giving you the requested item, or you FUCK EVERYTHING UP, making your Modus LOCK YOUR ITEMS and STOP WORKING for quite some time, while you reboot it. It sometimes also FREEZES WITHOUT REASON, even though it starts working again faster when this happens. The size of the items you can captchalogue is defined by the VIRTUAL SPACE you have left. You can either have a UNIVERSE of small things, or one single giant thing. Even though you hate it, you normally work your way around it well enough.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is ROBOTKIND and you can only use completed robots or robotic parts as your weapons. You normally use your LEFT ARM, RIGHT LEG and DEAD SERVEBOTS. Maybe someday you’ll be able to use MECHAS too.

Your SYMBOL was given to you during your experiments, but you kept it anyway. It’s a SLASHED EYE. I wonder what it could be referring. Oh well.

Your trolltag is systemCrasher and <executing conversation> you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa01010101101te yourseeeeee------lf for letting SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-N on your shitty s01010101010-BUCKET-010101ystem and making you speakkkkkkkkkk like a buggy pppppppp-----piece of shitttttt010101---t.<program ended>. Because of HIJINKS with SAT-N, you know also exchange the word ERROR for -BUCKET- and all periods with -bucket-. If you ever play Sgrub, your title would be Guardian of Mind in the Land of Gears and Mist.

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Name: Marlaiv Loryanta // GW512ST9X
Blood and Text Color: Dark Gray
Fetch Modus: PORTHOLES Modus
Lusus: (deceased) FLYINGBEAST // Owl
Strife Specibus: Robotkind
Gender: Male
Age: 10 Sweeps(~21 Earth years)Old
Symbol: Back-slashed eye
Trolltag: systemCrasher
Typing quirk:
- OLD : Spoke like a fucking robot, without any typos.
- ACTUAL : <Shit said by his scouter goes here.> Andddddddddddd noooo010101--ow he lookkkkkkk010101ERROR01ks like heeeeeeeeeeeeeee's consttttt------tantly crashing or bugggggggg0101010101ging.
Title: Guardian of Mind
Land: Land of Gears and Mist
Consorts: Eagles

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[Rio]

==>Be the girl with confidence issues

You are now Lectra Murdok, and you are six sweeps old. You live in a very lonely area. No one else is around for miles and miles. Thats probably because a few sweeps after your hive was built, your hiveblock became a bomb testing ground. Your hive is the only one that still stands, and you and your lusus go out of your way to keep it well maintained. This has forced you to take up carpentry and other home improvement related things. Sometimes the blasts are too huge and wholes are made in the wall from the shrapnel. Of course, the shrapnel also hits you, and you often hide the various scars, except the one on your face. When you aren't away from the hive during testing, you are cowering beneath your desk with your ears plugged. These events have lead you to be a very timid, shy girl with little to no confidence. It also may have something to do with the fact that you can totally kill people without trying. Not that you want to, of course. You just happen to be a walking power generator with no control. Thankfully your lusus, a huge woofbeast, is usually around. He rarely leaves your side, but he's a bit overprotective. You are okay with that, though. You love him a lot.

When you arent repairing your hive or cowering under desks, you like to read. You really like romance novels and fantasy. You also like quiet, though music is very nice! You just dont like it loud. You get enough of that at home! You also greatly enjoy drawing and painting, specializing in watercolor. You usually keep the finished pieces in your sylladex, and dont often talk about them, because really, who'd be interested? On the off occasion that you do have to fight, you use brushkind. You're not very good at fighting with a giant paintrbush though. Someone you've met recently has convinced you to practice though, despite your pacifist tendencies and fear of fighting in general.

Your trolltag is lightningPainter and you +-+end +o show the spark in your words***

==>Be the retired Subjugulator

You are now Carmen Armida. You were once a very skilled subjugulator but you have since retired, as you grew weary of what they now stand for. You are an orphan, though you doubt the term applies seeing as you are an adult. Despite retiring, you keep your facepaint because not everyone is lucky enough to escape the eyes of the Grand Highblood. Oh well, such is the life. Nowadays you merely wander, singing a wordless song and becoming something of a myth among locals- they believe you to be a ghost, searching for something. You're okay with that- it's hilarious.

You have very few interests. You sort of just go with the flow. Though you do like singing, and wandering. You enjoy the sights you see, the things you learn, and the moments where you have to fight off vicious beasts or highway men. Sometimes you take part in a traveling caravan of entertainers, acting as a fortune teller, so you suppose you enjoy those things as well. Your weapon of choice is a razor hoop, and you are quite adept with it.

Your trolltag is bloodstainedMarigold and you try to avoid overly flowery prose that highbloods enjoy but sometimes you fail HONK

==>Be the gypsy
You cannot be the gypsy as she is not fully developed yet! You can have a picture though.

[Veriama]

Be the clock-obsessed freak.

...It's too true, isn't it?



Your name is ISLINE UPOCHA, (although you sometimes go by CLOKWERK) and you are- well- a CLOCK OBSESSED FREAK. But there's a reason for this! You swear. You love LAW. Admittedly, LAW was your ADDICTION, your PASSION, the thing you stayed up all day to READ ABOUT and STUDY and ACT OUT. You love the MYSTERY of a case, you love the look on their faces as you deliver a particularly DAMNING statement, you love the-- you love everything. Due to your TEAL blood, you believed that you were DESTINED to become a LEGISLATOR- and so you devoted your entire LIFE to the effort. And it paid off- you are extremely good at BEING ATTENTIVE and COLLECTING EVIDENCE, as well as ARGUING YOUR POINT and KNOWING THE LAWS LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND.

However, there's just one slight drawback.

You're a MUTE.

Yes, that's right. You're completely and totally MUTE, because some goddamn asshole just had to come and take away your most precious thing, your VOICE. You know, before this happened, you used to have a very PRETTY VOICE, if you did say so yourself!! And now you can't say a WORD and your carrer is RUINED because who the fuck wants a LEGISLATOR THAT CAN'T FLIPPING TALK?

Sigh.

Needless to say, you are very TOUCHY about that subject. THANKFULLY, not many of your online friends know about your... er... "disability", because you AVOID face to face meetings and absolutely nothing is stopping you from "talking" ONLINE. Perhaps that's the only thing that's keeping you sane. Sometimes, you really, really miss the sound of your own voice...

-- But that's where the CLOCKS come in. You filled your hive with MASSES UPON MASSES of CLOCKS, their incessant ticking helps to fill in the gap where you would normally be humming to yourself, or singing a tune. You suppose that it's not perhaps as bad as it COULD be. After all, you can still TALK to your friends. Online. Even though it's not quite the same. And you have your clocks. Your wonderful. Wonderful clocks.

And you still do the same things that you used to- such as READ BOOKS. After your voice was TAKEN AWAY, your reading has widened somewhat, to include FANTASY series and even some HISTORICAL fiction. And you still PRACTICE LAW... er. About that.

You are sort of a VIGILANTE.- Without permission, or any real decision except for your own, you set off to CAPTURE CRIMINALS, or PUNISH WRONGDOERS. It helps your ragged pride- you can't stand feeling USELESS, and so you just sort of... take the bull... by the horns... a little bit. Even if it makes you sort of a HYPOCRITE. Eh-heh. Heheh. And anyways, you figure you need to get as much as you can done before you get SLATED FOR CULLING, or go BLIND or something. (You're pretty nearsighted, actually, but you STUBBORNLY refuse to wear glasses. Oh pride, how we love you.) - You mainly do this through FLARP, its far, far easier that way to FIND THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE. You've had quite a few CLOSE CALLS, but so far, you haven't had an ACCIDENT. ...So far.

To be honest, you wouldn't be surprised if you DID.

Your trolltag is legistJuncture and you TYPE IN @ __@Y TH@T IS SURPRISINGLY DESPER@TE FOR SOCI@|IZ@TION, DESPITE HOW INTIMID@TING IT M@Y SEEM >;

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name - isline upocha
lusus - ???
blood caste - teal (blue)
hex code - #1acdd8 LESS eyehurting holy fuck teal
title - errr
land - uhhh
typing quirk - changes L/l to |, A/a to @, and completely omits w. (W/w to __) types in upper case. uses emotes.
sorta desperate and will talk to anyoneeee.
lkfdf.

[Cliff_Racer]

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Your name is INCEDI NNSFRI.

You were born on the WINTER EQUINOX of ALTERNIA. As such, you fancy yourself a COLD-HEARTED GROUCH. And personally, that's THE TRUTH. You straddle the CASTE SYSTEM like it was your MATESPRIT. You also enjoy BEATING SHIT UP TO MAINTAIN ORDER. That, of course, is why you aspire to become a CRUSAMAULER. Your order of HOLY KICKASSERY and HARDENED MORALS are feared and respected. There has been one woman as of late that particularly vexes you- HEYOKA AZEBAN. The name gives you a headache just thinking about it. You are obsessed with SETTING HER STRAIGHT, while she seems obsessed with MAKING YOU LOOSEN UP with a series of PRANKS. Last time you got your hands on her, you BROKE HER HORNS.

Your troll tag is smittenCommune and you like to SHOUT TO EMPHASISE YOUR WORDS!! do you GOT THAT GRUB BAIT?!

Your strife specibus is allocated to maceKind. Your captcha deck has the TEST YOUR STRENGTH modus. It requires you to HIT THE CARD REALLY HARD to get the item inside.

[Ocfos]

>Be the shenanigan obsessed troll.

0lright, hehehe.

You are now the 8 sweep old prankster.
Your name is HEYOKA AZEBAN and you are clearly a tealblood, the best blood, it just asks for shenanigans and trickery.
You got a large interest in making people look stupid, pulling pranks and shenanigan crafting, the two last seem the same but you don't care.
Even though your pranks have given you MAJOR DAMAGE to your now pulled out LEFT EYE and your now BROKEN HORNS you still don't give a D0mn about it. Gotta live life while you have it, right?.
Your lusus is a jackal, some people say it fits you perfectly, but you have no idea what they're talking about, it always seems to laugh at shenanigans though, and everything else, you assume this is a good thing.
You live in a hive that sits inside a large tree standing in a lake, safely camouflagued from trolls out to get you for your INGENIOUS PRANKS.
Your dress is tattered because of sick fires caused by a mutant, untill he got close enough for your powers to take effect and you were able to strike them down.
Oh yeah, you can nullify other mutants' powers temporarily.
If they are too far away you'll have to focus on it though, rendering it useless in strife siturations, if they are near though, they're screwed, this amuses you.

Your trollTag is nefariousTrickster and Y0u tend t0 m0ke v0ids in y0ur w0rds which s0metimes c0uses shen0nig0ns, hehehe.

[Aerok12]

Ok, got a whole session worth of trolls here(well, actually they're half of another session that will NEVER be completed so i guess we'll just tell you all the plot secrets now???? ok).

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Your name is VOUKALII CYETA, and everything is all about YOU YOU YOU.

You have always craved ATTENTION, ever since you were a little grub. You are talented in MANY FIELDS, including SPORTS, COOKING, and especially MUSIC. And you know it. Of course, the only thing you really want is for people to appreciate your talent, but you usually just end up SCARING THEM OFF with your SELF-CENTERED ATTITUDE and OVERDRAMATICNESS.

You really do try though. You put BLOOD and SWEAT and TEARS into everything you do. But do they appreciate it? NO. They're just jealous, surely. Still, you kinda wish SOMEONE would like you...

Well, not ONE person. Your kismesis, CARIMA MANGER. You DESPISE HER with EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING. She is just so stuck-up, and rude. And she never invites you to her awesome parties SOIREES. Bleh. Sucks that she's the only other skytroll left(besides yourself of course). She probably broke your wings just so she could be the only one too. That bitch.

You had been given the power to MAKE CLONES OF YOURSELF by your leader, Myestro. He used some freaky voodoo majyyks or somesuch, mutating your blood color as well from its original brown. At least it put you HIGHER ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM. High enough to be THE HIGHEST THERE IS. It doesn't matter that everyone else says you're at the bottom. They're wrong you're at the top you know it.

You have an exceptional singing voice, one almost powerful enough to break down walls with enough amping. The BARD OF BREATH will surely need this skill to survive in THE LAND OF CAVERNS AND SPARK with the GUARD OF STONE and PAGE OF QUEST.

Your trolltag is deviousOctaves, and *YOU* draw extra attentIon to *YOURSELF* at all tiMEs, sImIlarly makIng sure -everyone else- stays down.





Your name is CARIMA MANGER.

You have a great many interests, probably at least twice as many as most people. This is PROBABLY due to your FANTASTIC ESCAPADES THROUGHOUT ALTERNIA. You love to TRAVEL, a desire only further feuled by your access to a CASTLE IN THE SKY, riding atop your GIANT FLYING JELLYFISH LUSUS. You are the HEIR TO THE THRONE of the SKYTROLL MONARCHY, in fact one of only TWO KNOWN SKYTROLLS ALIVE. There is much you'll have to prepare for, but you are EXTREMELY EXCITED for it. You certainly hope there won't be anything silly like a game that destroys the world before that happens!

You have a BIZARRE EATING DISORDER, requiring you to eat a full meal ONCE AN HOUR, else you are likely to STARVE TO DEATH. Fortunately, you have tremendous skill in cooking, as well as the ability to EAT ANYTHING, your mutated eyes allowing to SEE THE COMPOSITION OF ANYTHING YOU WANT. You keep MANY CLOCKS around your hive, so you'll always remember when it's time to eat. The constant ticking has left you an IMPECCABLE SENSE OF RHYTHM, which will certainly aid you when you grow into your role as MAGE OF TIME, aiding the THIEF OF SPACE and HEIR OF SEA in THE LAND OF RAIN AND SAND AND FROGS.

You have a passion for PUTTING ON DISGUISES and SNEAKING INTO RESTRICTED AREAS. Some could say it's a habit bordering on the fetishistic. But that's silly. You don't have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES or anything. Of course not.

Your trolltag is repulsiveEater and --E You always choose the right utensil for your words, invariably remembering to clean up afterwards. <





Your name is BAYZ PARESEE.

You have a number of interests, including a SERIES OF VIDEOGAMES FEATURING YOUNG GIRLS WITH MAGICAL POWERS SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER WITH COLOURFUL SHAPES ARRANGED INTO FANTASTIC PATTERNS. It is just about the only fast-paced activity you enjoy. You are generally very lazy, sleeping often and taking the easy way out of things. However, you are always willing to help your friends out with just about anything they want, as long as they promise to return the favor one day. This rarely happens. You are sort of GULLIBLE.

You do have a strife specibus, batkind, though you rarely use it, as you could NEVER HURT A FLY. Well, you could probably hurt a fly. Those things are icky. But not like, an actual living thing. That would be so much worse. Although, you do tend to become more violent after one of your DRINKING BINGES. You know you shouldn't be drinking at such a young age, but you don't really care.

You are a half-member of a semi-rare breed of POLAR TROLLS, who are generally hairier, and *ahem*, heavier, than normal trolls. You prefer not to talk about your size.

You have been gifted with the most basic form of psionics: psychokinesis. You have abused this power to be even lazier than you already were. You will learn to use this to your advantage when you become the GUARD OF STONE.

Your trolltag is malignantInertia and you speak w!th @ b!t of @ y@wn, @nd @n occ@s!on@l burst of exc!tement.


Your name is still BAYZ PARESEE.

It has been two sweeps since THE ACCIDENT that resulted in you DESERTING YOUR GROUP and thus LOSING YOUR POWER, as well as returning your blood to a normal, non-mutant shade. Your bear lusus lost the magic armor given to each of Myestro's cohorts' lusus, which had enabled it to psychically speak with you, as well as protected it from any and all danger. But no more. You will regret this soon enough. You regret a lot of things. So many of your friends were lost that day. In more ways than one.

You still have largely the same interests. Really, the only difference is that LAZINESS was replaced with ANGER and sometimes RESIGNATION. Mastering these moods will be the key to becoming a true PAGE OF QUEST. Which you'll have to do, since the one who should have been the Page of Quest DIED. FOREVER. Of course, you wouldn't learn this until long after you'd entered the LAND OF CAVERNS AND SPARK.

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Your name is BEHLL OFUND.

You used to have MANY INTERESTS, including GARDENING, ALCHEMY, and MARTIAL ARTS. You're lucky to be a DESERT TROLL, being able to WITHSTAND THE SUNLIGHT. This greatly supports your GARDENING hobby.

You like to make many kinds of POISONS with all the plants you breed. You have a stockpile of THE MOST PAINFUL POISONS ON ALTERNIA, especially reserved for your NEMESIS, PALFUT DIPTERA. Not kismesis, mind you, nemesis. You are going to MURDER HIM UNMERCIFULLY for what he did to you. You've been on the hunt for him for just over TWO SOLAR SWEEPS. You haven't found many clues though, because YOU'RE REALLY NOT THAT GREAT OF AN DETECDECIMATOR. But you will find him eventually. You know it.

When you're not obsessing over THAT GUY WHO BLINDED YOU AND STUFF, you go out HORN-HUNTING. You have a very precise method. First, you SWEET-TALK some helpless troll kid over trollian. Then, you get them to TELL YOU EVERY DETAIL ABOUT THEMSELVES. Once you've got the maggots caught in your flytrap, you get YOUR FATHER to bring you over to their hive, where you SEDATE THEM, TEAR THE HORNS OFF THEIR HEAD, and ADD THEM TO THE EVER-GROWING TOWER ATOP YOUR HEAD.

Ah yes, your FATHER. He's not ACTUALLY your father(at least as far as you know), he is the PRIEST of the CHURCH which also functions as YOUR HIVE. It's been said that he has CONNECTIONS TO THE GOD ON THE GREEN MOON. And it's true. He ha cared for you ever since you were a grub, in addition to your DRYAD LUSUS. He was the one who introduced you to ALL YOUR FRENEMIES - including your EX-MOIRAIL, Bayz Paresee - who are all conveniently UNDER HIS COMMAND. Technically, you are an apprentice of his as well, yet he treats you much more as a friend than a servant.

He had given you THE POWER TO CONTROL OTHER TROLLS' POWERS, but you lost it when you lost your eyesight. Your BLOOD remains mutated though. The power would have proven useless to the ROGUE OF DOOM anyway. The LAND OF GEARS AND SILENCE is unforgiving, and so is the SEER OF LIFE. Your trolltag is falseAffections and you MIMIC other PEOPLES' quirks, ALMOST to the POINT of MOCKING.





Your name is FLYUT GRAGHET.

You are a SEA DWELLER, though only just barely. You were on the brink between sea and land even before Myes screwed up your color. You SHOULD be a land dweller. But you're not. This IRKS you, to no end.

A lot of things IRK YOU. Most notably UNTIDINESS. You will spend hours at a time organizing and recounting all the things you STEAL. You have a terrible habit of PICKING UP ANYTHING AROUND YOU and ADDING IT TO YOUR GROWING HOARD. You have an UNCOUNTABLE NUMBER OF PILFERED STRIFE SPECIBI, such that you DON'T EVEN NEED A SYLLADEX. Unfortunately, this method leaves you with AN INCREDIBLY CLUTTERED STRIFE PORTFOLIO, which, predictably, you HATE.

You hate A LOT OF THINGS, but there's nothing you hate more than BLATANT IRRESPONSIBILITY, and UNEARNED EVILS. You have taken it upon yourself to ATONE FOR ALL OF ALTERNIA'S MISDOINGS. You take every opportunity you can to HELP OTHERS, though you at least try to do it SURREPTITIOUSLY. It's not like you WANT to get culled. Your power of INVISIBILITY definitely helps in that regard. Though it also makes it easier to STEAL. If life had a karma meter, you would forever be NEUTRAL, which is just how you like it. Balance is good. Balance is nice. And your sense of balance will be extremely helpful when you help the WITCH OF DIN as the JUDGE OF MIND in THE LAND OF GHOSTS AND GLOOM.

Your trolltag is selectObjects and you refer to yourself in an oddly meta way.





Your name is DROMM ZORG.

You are a DESERT TROLL, and even though your skin can withstand the sun, your EYES cannot. You could have when you were younger, but the MUTATION turned your black irises BRIGHT WHITE, making it much easier to see at night, but impossible in the day. At least, not without your SPECIALTY SUNGLASSES.

You are a paid ASSASSIN, and with your EXPERT TRACKING SKILLS, you can hunt down any troll from HALF A WORLD AWAY. Youhave INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, granted by Myestro as with all your other COWORKERS and FRIENDS. Honestly, you are incredibly thankful for having met him. Before, your JADE GREEN BLOOD had blocked you from any meaningful relationships; black, red, or even completely platonic.

You are SOMEWHAT ODD among trolls. You tend to divert all your attention to OTHERS, rather than yourself. You ABSOLUTELY LOVE making others FEEL GOOD, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do. You kinda don't really WANT to feel good about killing anyone, but every once in a while, your carnal instincts kick in, and you simply REVEL in the glory. You just can't help yourself sometimes. You wish you could, though. Probably. You CAN BARELY TELL WHAT YOU'RE FEELING MOST OF THE TIME. Which is ALSO SOMEWHAT ODD, since you can pretty much IMMEDIATELY TELL HOW ANYONE ELSE IS FEELING. You're not even a psychic either! Maybe it's just some weird mutation. Maybe you're just really observant. Who knows? You sure don't. You'll have to figure it out though if you want to be a successful SCRIBE OF BLOOD and help the PRIEST OF FLAME navigate THE LAND OF SNOW AND SPIRES.

Your trolltag is lovingAnimal, and you don't have a typing style. You are ILLITERATE, so you always make your contacts use trollian's VIDEO CHAT feature.





Your name is PYANOE SARSAUK.

You are very adamant about maintaining THE RULES. They are here to KEEP SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER IN THIS CHOATIC MESS OF A WORLD. But does anybody listen to you? NO. And they call YOU an asshole. Why, their blatant disregard for the sanctity of law... it just makes you so... ANGRY.

Ahem. That's enough about them. Let's talk about you. As previously mentioned, you will do just about ANYTHING to protect the laws of The Great Alternian Empire. Sure, you may go a little OVERBOARD, but the means justify the ends, right? Right??? Of course they do. How stupid of you to question that. You feel it is your solemn duty to DEFEND THAT WHICH YOU KNOW AND LOVE. You will take many DESPERATE MEASURES to prevent any harm coming to the POWER AND FORTUNE you wield.

You are also interested in many INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS. Though ALTERNIAN MUSCLEBEAST HIGH ART doesn't interest you as much as it should, you put on a pleasant face when in the presence of BLOODS HIGHER THAN YOU. You love to READ, and will often take in many encyclopedias worth of information in less than an hour. You WRITE on occasion, though not often, as you get WRITER'S BLOCK very easily, usually resulting in a broken pen and several small bits of paper floating around whatever room you're in. You do keep a JOURNAL of every important occurence in your day-to-day life. Though you may FUDGE THE DETAILS A BIT, just to make sure any potential issues with the law are avoided. Wait, what are you talking about? You'd never break any laws. Never. ...ok, MAYBE a little property destruction here and there, but you can't help it, you swear!

Not that you have much to worry about. Father Myestro can easily waive any undesired complications. He's got friends high up. Very high. You've been his ACCOMPLICE and STUDENT ever since you were hatched, over 18 solar sweeps ago. Since then, he has watched over you, giving you your FUTURE SIGHT when you were old enough. You've since placed your patented CLONOCKLE over it, to keep its presence unknown. Secrecy id your specialty. NOT THAT, YOU'D USE IT TO CHEAT OR ANYTHING. NOT AT ALL YOU ARE A PERFECT LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN YOU WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG STOP QUESTIONING ME ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

Okay, you admit it. You are a COMPULSIVE LIAR. you lie, you cheat, you steal, you do it all, man. But no-one can ever know. Your reputation would be ruined, and you'd probably be culled on the spot. Ok, ok, nobody really cares that much. But YOU do, for Gog's sake! The law matters, and you are destroying it every chance you get. Nobody can know... except one person. Your sort-of-moirail Dromm Zorg. He's always there to listen to your drama. And he never judges or nags.... But, he's just, too NICE. It goes against everything Alternia stands for, and you HATE it. Hell, you hate HIM. But, you can't. He's the greatest guy you've ever met. You can't believe you're saying this, but, maybe... you love him? NO, NO, NO NO NO NO NO. THAT IS SO WRONG HE'S YOUR MOIRAIL HE CAN'T BE YOUR MATESPRIT THAT'S JUST... ARGH

Forget it, let's wrap this up before you reveal any more of your dirty secrets. Your trolltag is torridIllusion and y<u >p{a[ |n a ){\|}{ra]{\y ann<y|ng an) har)-]<-){(|ph{r way.

(also youre the KNIGHT OF LIGHT and you join the SCOUT OF MYTH in THE LAND OF TRAFFIC AND TURMOIL but i couldnt cleverly squeeze that into the main thing :V)





Your name is AKRYDIAN DAJNIK.

You know far more than you should. You know that you are the Thief of Space, and that you will be in the same Land of Rain and Sand and Frogs as the Heir of Depths and the Mage of Time. You know that your session will be comprised of two groups, united only through the machinations of a god. You know that your session will always be doomed to failure. Then again, you learn a lot over 15,000 sweeps. Ever since "the incident" in the first unscratched session, every time you've died your dreamself - and mind - have gone back in time to the point in which you were "hatched", ie cloned from the mixed paradox slime of your ancestor and Myestro. Gog, do you hate that "man". He is your father though. The father of all of you to be precise. And he knows it. He knows a lot of things. He is omniscient after all. A First Guardian. Er, second, to be precise. You've met the first, and he is far more pleasant(if a bit creepy). But no, Myestro is simply Pure Evil. He wants all the power. All of it. And he doesn't care who he has to cut down to get it. But you are going to stop him. Even if it takes a million internal scratches, you are going to get it right, and you are going to take him down. You know you will. You have to. Your friends' lives depends on it.

You care about them so much. You will do anything in your power to protect them. Though, to be honest, they are kind of idiotic. You really have no choice but to manipulate them to their own happiness.

Sometimes, just sometimes, you wish you could just end it all, without going back, without ending up in a dream bubble, just... gone.

...

PFFFFFF AS IF! Ok, you admit you can be A LITTLE overdramatic sometimes, but who isn't? Still, you like to have fun once in a while. It certainly pays off in the long run. Otherwise, you'd probably just end up a self-hating sadsack. Despite the lengths you've gone through, you remain UPBEAT and OPTIMISTIC. You have a busy schedule, but you can more than afford to take breaks. And honestly, that Myestro-hating nonsense up there? Pffffffffft. You're not THAT obsessed. Some would say you DON'T TAKE YOUR DUTY SERIOUSLY, but who cares? It'll get done when it will get done. You know this for a fact. Well, probably. You may be A BIT OF A SLACKER. Maybe. And yeah, you've met a lot of great friends, and maybe you just want to extend your time with them. Even if it is getting a bit repetitive... No, that's silly. You could never get bored of them, right? Of course not, that would just be rude. Though you do sort of wish you could go back and see the old ones again..... NO, STOP. YOU'RE HAPPY NOW, AND YOU'LL BE EVEN HAPPIER WHEN YOU FINALLY STOP HIM. Right? Right.

Your trolltag is deadlyOriginator and you enunCIate the nuMeraLs of tIMes Long passeD.





Your name is PALFUT DIPTERA.

You have an UTTER HATRED OF ALL MUTANTBLOODS, which of course encompasses ALL OF THE SINTROLLS, as well as YOURSELF. Your blood is a hideous BRIGHT YELLOW. It stings your IDENTICALLY-COLORED eyes just to look at it. You wear a sign much darker than your true blood color, for obvious reasons.

You have set upon a CRUSADE against all those without a true place on the hemospectrum. But mostly against Myestro and those guys. Actually yeah pretty much only them. Well, except Akry. She's a cool moirail you guess.

Unfortunately, one of your once-in-a-bilunar-equinox attacks on their meeting grounds went sour. That was the day you blinded one of them, emotionally scarred another, and killed two more.

One of those two was you.

The other was Akry. She fell off a cliff. There was nothing you could have done. Oh who are you kidding there was everything you could have done. If you had never gone on with that stupid war, she'd never have gotten hurt. The least you could do was give her one last kiss before she slipped away completely. And it wasn't half a second later that your mind was wiped, and replaced with...

this freak

You can't believe it. This IDIOT is who took over your body??? And you were force to follow him for the last two sweeps from your dream bubble. You HATE HIM SO MUCH. You were thankful when he was FINALLY KILLED and you could GET YOUR REVENGE ON HIM. A bittersweet one it was too...

And you would have made a great Page of Quest.

Your trolltag WAS drasticOpposition and YOU /U5ED/ 1O 5PEAK W11H 1HE NUM5ER5 YOU DREAMED OF /5U1 NO1 ANYMORE/. FUCK.

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at least his stupid dreamself could be useful gog damn
but he sure is a lousy Scout of Myth aint he

[imagine there is first guardian flicker and also that im not lazy(i didnt draw this btw kumazone did)]

Your name is MYESTRO.

You have orchestrated the events that have transpired since your "birth". They will all fall into place soon enough. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Except no not really. You like to blow things way out of proportions. But that just makes life more exciting, and therefore FUN! Right? Right. And what does it matter if anyone gets hurt? That's just the name of the game, boys. And if you can't take the HEAT, get OUT OF THE KITCHEN. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! That was funny. You are laughing.

Despite being omnipotent and therefore able to contact anyone ever with just your mind you have trollian and have a trolltag(because you love to fuck with people obviously). Your trolltag is devil'sOrchestra yes there is an apostrophe you got it like that. You like to complement the color of your latest opponent.

Also you guess you're the Prince of Heart? ok. you don't need a land though you can just use your cool powers to teleport to the incipisphere or whatever you don't really care.

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also here are the other guys in the session you can find their profiles in the list in the op theyre probably all in the first thread because lolslow




Taynix Cayvil, Heir of Sea; disturbedRomancer



Ishaza Betrug, Witch of Din; fictitiousPhysician


Azreal DeGeist, Seer of Life; accentuatedReactor (bluh bluh huge mary sue)


Zetsea Noblan, Priest of Flame; musicalExpirator


also ive made like a billion graphs and charts about this group(because organization is my fetish) i might put some of them here in a spoiler(some of them are a little outdated with pyanoe/carimas symbols and dromms color but thats about it)

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also this


and thats about all the semi-useful stuff
theres some other information like all the trolls being descendants of both their respective ancestors(palfut and akry, zetsea and azreal, and ishaza and taynix each sharing an ancestor) and myes
thats pretty much it as far as important information goes
theres a pretty obvious musical motif and a slightly less obvious animal motif and a sort of kinda in the middle obviousness sin theme(???) going on but i think thats it
we might put these guys up for adoption if anyone wants to take the time to actually do anything with them but you might want to pm one of us so at least we know
ok yeah, im done writing for now :V

also hi its 1/5 nice arc number mmyes? yes.

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[Katrika]

Your name is SHIKRA SEKMET and you live in the middle of a BIG EMPTY DESERT. This is partially to blame on your LUSUS, you must admit. She has the habit of asking RIDDLES to anyone who passes by, and then EATING THEM when they get the answer wrong. Understandably, NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE BY YOU.

But this profile here isn't really about your lusus, is it? It's about you. You are a HOARDER. But you don't hoard physical things, ohhhhh no. You hoard KNOWLEDGE. You want to know everything there is to know about everything, and while you might never be able to succeed, you sure as hell aren't going to stop trying. You love to read books, and you can PERFECTLY REMEMBER things you've read, but there's really nothing like seeing things firsthand. Luckily for you, you're a POWERFUL PSIONIC. Kind of. You can FLY, and you recently learned how to FORM SHIELDS OF PSYCHIC POWER.

Okay, so you're not THAT powerful, but you're learning to use what you have.

You like to TRAVEL. Your lusus would go with you, but despite being able to fly, all she wants to do is laze around. On the other hand, that means less people get mad at you for her eating people, so it's a WIN WIN situation. Your current goal is to FLY OVER THE OCEAN. After all, it's not like it's REALLY BIG OR ANYTHING. Right?

Your trolltag is enquiringExplorer and you talk ?n a quest?onable manner.

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Her name comes from the fact that sphinxes have the body of a lion and the wings of a bird of prey. Shikra Sekmet.

Age: 6 or 7 sweeps
Title: Sage of Time
Land: Land of Bells and Sand

[NazoTheFox]

Alright, here we go.

>Be the otaku troll



You are now the OTAKU TROLL. Actually, you are VULPEM CATTUS, a 6 1/2 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD troll who became obsessed with ANIME AND MANGA at an early age, and yes, you are a BOY.

Your HIVE is relatively messy, cluttered with DRAWINGS of MANGA CHARACTERS YOU MADE. You plan to show ALTERNIA the joys of such FRIVOLOUS ENTERTAINMENTS. You also WRITE when no one is looking, but your closest friends have somehow found out. Your LAND is the LAND OF SPIRIT AND CHARMS and your TITLE is the POET OF CHARM.

Your LUSUS, GREGORY, is probably OUTSIDE, STALKING his next PREY. Your FETCH MODUS has been set to LUCK MODUS, in other words, you only get the item you want HALF THE TIME. Want a demonstration? Watch as you pull out your SWORD--Goddamnit, that's a YOYO. Your sword is your current STRIFE SPECIBUS weapon.

You treat others with an equal amount of RESPECT, unless they are HIGH-BLOODS, in which case you show them slightly more respect.

Your trolltag is smileBomb and you type pro-per-ly, but use da-shes on words that have more than one syl-la-ble.

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The symbol on his shirt is the Japanese character 'Un', meaning 'luck'. Also, his name, Vulpem is Latin for 'Fox' and Cattus is Latin for 'Cat'. This may or may not be accurate, I was using Google Translate. >_>

Hero Mode

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>Be the peppy girl troll



You are now the PEPPY GIRL TROLL. Your name is SPARSA PEGASU and you are always seen SMILING or LAUGHING. You are 5 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD and you are convinced that you and Vulpem are MOIRAILS. He says you are CHILDISH, and you sort of have to agree.

Your interests include FLARPING with your friends and reading. You are one of the few who knows about Vulpem's STORIES. You also are a very good LISTENER, and are always happy to listen to others' PROBLEMS. Your LAND is the LAND OF MIRRORS AND COLORS and your TITLE is the MAIDEN OF REFLECTION.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to SYMPATHY MODUS. You cannot use an item in it unless the situation ABSOLUTELY CALLS FOR IT. You don't know how this thing knows when that is, but you almost DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to CROWBAR-KIND.

Yor trolltag is maliciousKitty and you tnd to diregrd all spellin rools. You also TIPE IN HYOOJ LEETRS WEN YOUR UPSET.

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The lightning bolt on her shirt symbolizes her hyperactive attitude. Also, her name, Sparsa means 'Paws' in Latin and Pegasu is a shortening of 'Pegasus', which is Latin for 'Lightning'. Again, it may or may not be accurate.

>Be the asshole-ish troll



What the hell do they mean, 'asshole-ish troll'? You take major offense to that! You're unable to be the asshole-ish troll, so you are instead PUGNIS MUSCUL, an 8 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD troll. You hold a PETTY GRUDGE against anybody who has a HIGHER BLOOD COLOR than yours, which would be just about EVERYBODY.

Your INTERESTS include FISTFIGHTS, KNIVES, and BELITTLING KIND PEOPLE. Your WEAPON-TYPE is KNIFE-KIND. Your FETCH MODUS is set to BULLY MODUS, meaning that you'll have to BEAT THE SHIT out of it if you wanna get your damn item. Your LAND is the LAND OF FROST AND FIRE. Yeah, YOU DON'T GET IT EITHER. Your TITLE is the KNIGHT OF APATHY.

You think that Vulpem is a FUCKING MORON, trying to bring joy to ALTERNIA. Things are JOYOUS ENOUGH without his crappy DRAWINGS AND STORIES. You HATE everything about him, and are trying to make him hate you, making you two official KISMESISES.

Your trolltag is bloodLust and you TYPE. LIKE. YOU'RE. FUCKING. OUT. OF. BREATH.

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The symbol on his shirt is a fist, representing his love of fighting. Also, his name, Pugnis is Latin for 'Fists', and Muscul is the shortening of 'Musculos' which is Latin for 'Muscles'. Again, it may or may not be accurate.

[MeiMei]

>Be the shy Troll.



You are now the SHY TROLL. Your name is TIRAS LEE, and you are only a mere Nine Sweeps old. You live in a very secluded area of caves that has recently become a spot for DRILLING. Your SERPENT LUSUS does not like that, and implores you to use your SINGING talents to scare drillers away from the FRAGILE ECOSYSTEM you live in.

Yes, SINGING. It is what you are best at, being able to hit very HIGH NOTES with relative ease. However, in public, you NEVER SING. You are far to afraid of other trolls to sing in public. Only when you're alone will you sing. You also enjoy SKIPPING STONES across water and PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK.

You don't normally fight, but you do use a SLINGSHOT to help keep intruders at bay. You're not that very strong any way else, but you have a really good sense of aim.

In public, you are very shy and You tend to speak very quietly and you are very careful with your words in hope you don't offend anyone. Of course, just in case, you apologize to people often cause you're so very sorry sorry sorry..... You are very easily intimidated, but oddly enough, sometimes you're brave enough to join in with other people, though you more of just stay to the side, really.

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Age: Nine Sweeps
Blood Color: Sienna Brown
Symbol: Musical Note
Title: Maiden of Bravery
Land: Land of Water and Sounds
Trollian Handle: silentSoprano

[BewareOfNerd]

Be the filthy, worm-infested kid.

Your name is Dazole Exigua and those worms are your friends.

When you were about a sweep old, your tiny crustacean lusus burrowed into your mouth and sucked all the blood out of your tongue, then attached itself to the spot where your tongue used to be. So now you have a bug for a tongue, which you think is pretty sweet.

However, this alerted you to the plight of all the other parasites in the world without homes. To right this grievous wrong, you have filled your body with parasites of all sorts, all of whom you have named and love dearly.

You have decided to embark on a quest to convince the public that the things they think are gross are actually totally awesome and deserve their love and respect. However, you mostly just end up grossing people out. Hell, you gross people out no matter what you do. But you are always cheerful and positive, which really just makes you more annoying.

Your interests include looking for new friends to put inside your body, and eating huge amounts of food, particularly meat, to keep them all happy and fed.

Your trolltag is infestedFreakshow and >you talk kinda weird 5ince you have a lu5u5 for a tongue<

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Color: #318378
Quirk: Replaces s with 5, puts sentences between >teeth<
Lusus: Tongue-eating louse
Symbol: Chaos ideogram
Strife specibus: Shovelkind
Title: Host of Void
Land: Fur and Henge

[Thunder Reign]

Alright, here we go.

>Be the otaku troll



You are now the OTAKU TROLL. Actually, you are NICOLAI CHALDINGS, a 6 1/2 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD troll who became obsessed with ANIME AND MANGA from observing a HUMAN CHILD, and yes, you are a BOY.

Uh, dude, trolls do not know about humans. Go back and read Hivebent- literally the only way the trolls were able to observe the kids was through Incipisphere SGRUB shenanigans.

[forgottenCelebration]

==> Be Boring



Your name is MARCIEL FORRER. You are 7 SWEEPS OLD.

You are a slightly chubby TEAL BLOOD, with a BIG NOSE, WEIRD EARS, and a good amount of FUCKS you have never given. You love NERDY ARMBANDS and BUILDING ELABORATE USELESS STUFF. You also like AWESOME SCIENCE and SHITTY MUSIC. Well, other people call it shitty. You think it is the TUNES OF THE GODS or whatever.

Your CHEMICAL EXPERIMENTS often leave you in a state similar to that of sopor slime digestion, but it is also very different considering that they also provide you with a SENSE OF HIGHER UNDERSTANDING OF THINGS. You enjoy this and like to refer to it as "BEING ONE WITH SCIENCE." You like to FLARP as a great assassin, but when there is no one to FLARP with, as you often do not leave your hive, you use a TEXT BASED ONLINE ALTERNATIVE.

Your lusus is a bear. But also a pig. It was once mistaken for a MAN-BEAR-PIG. But it is not a man at all. It is merely a Bear-Pig. You blame it for your bad eating habits and tendency to sleep far too long, however you know it's only because you are lazy.

Sometimes your SCIENCE tends to BLOW SHIT UP. You enjoy this and most of the time it is NOT ACCIDENTAL. You explore PARADOX SPACE and collect the physical forms of paradoxes from PARADOX POCKETS. They are fairly squishy, and as you describe them, "somewhat gooey glowing balls of lint." Your pants are always SEVERAL SIZES TOO LARGE and your BADASS BOOTS make you feel like less of a LOSER. Your strife specibus is ACIDKIND. Your Sylladex is set to PARADOX MODUS. You get exactly what you need when it is needed, but you do not get it when you want it and you do not always get what you want. It is quite a predicament but you've learned to deal with it by never really wanting anything. Sometimes it randomly shoots out items.


Your trolltag is forgottenCelebration and you ⇌ 5+art All 5en+ence5 Wi+h +he Chemical Equilibrium 5ign. Y0u +end +0 NAK NAK NAK 0cca5ionally. Y0u Al50 Capi+alize +he Fir5+ Le++er 0f Each W0rd And Replace All

T's, S's, and O's with +, 5, and 0 respectively.

You are not SHORT, and you are not TALL. You are possibly THE MOST BORING TROLL TO EVER LIVE.

[Thunder Reign]

HOW TO MAKE A GOOD FANTROLL: A SIMPLE GUIDE

I. DESIGN

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Trolls are not fashionable by nature. Looking in canon, we see that the most trolls do to their appearance is black shirts and minor differences. Kanaya's red skirt, Vriska's red shoes, Sollux's two-toned shoes, Tavros' button-up shirt, etc. The exception to this appears to be seadwellers. When making a troll, don't go all out and make them colorful unless you have a very good reason. Liking fashion is rare- see Kanaya. Your troll should probably have mostly black clothes.

Horns are three toned orange. They can be roughly any shape you want, but make them realistic. None of the canon trolls have ridiculous overelaborate horns, so don't give your troll a ridiculous amount of horns. If you are making a troll's ancestor, however, go nuts.

When making your troll's blood, check the hue- this is done by opening up the color/Edit Color tab in Paint or GIMP or Photoshop, it's the box with a number that has "Hue" or "H" besides it. Karkat has 0 hue, and Feferi has either 330 or 220 depending on what program you're using; all canon trolls should fall within these parameters. Trolls are not normally neon-blooded, and if it's above Feferi, the highest known troll, then you've got a Mary Sue/canon breaker on your hands. Trolls who go above this need a very good reason for having it, such as mutation. See the Checking Hue section for an illustrated guide.

The lower your fantroll's blood is, the higher the chance of them having a psychic power; they also have increased chance of being affected by other psychic powers, i.e. mind control. (Vriska can control Tavros but she can't control Feferi.) Higherbloods have psychic resistance but also don't have psychic powers- Vriska was a freak, and probably should not be emulated.

This isn't to say that a highblood shouldn't have a psychic power at all, but remember that highbloods already have the 'power' or privilege of being on the top of the hemospectrum and thus holding more political sway/wealthiness. A highblood who also has a useful psychic power on top of this is quite a big sue! If you want a highblood with a power consider making it either a nigh useless one or an evolutionary adaptation (i.e. a seadweller who had a deep sea lusus developed second sight to compensate for the fact their eyes didn't work down there). The key is balance!

Speaking of mutation and psychic abilities, don't make them too overpowered. Vriska's abilities or Sollux's abilities are a good indicator, your troll shouldn't be more powerful than either of them. If you're having trouble figuring out whether your troll is more powerful, then scale them down to the point where you are pretty certain Vriska or Sollux could hand their asses to them on a platter. (In case you're wondering about the justification here: Vriska and Sollux are both overpowered to the point where they would be called out if they were fantrolls. Making your troll less powerful than them is a sure way to know that you aren't making an overpowered character.)

If your troll has a mutation that deforms them in the eyes of society- see Karkat's candy red blood, or hypothetically speaking tentacles or a horrible appearance- they should probably try to hide, because they will most likely get culled. On the other side, mutations that aren't harmful, like Sollux's Vision Twofold or Vriska's Vision Eightfold, don't really need to be hidden. Keep in mind that trolls are always in danger of being culled, though!

There's a lot of confusion about the topic of JADEBLOODS- is Kanaya the only Jadeblood in existence? If so, should jadeblooded fantrolls be considered mary sues on the spot? Not so. If you reread her intro, it states that:

You are one of the few of your kind with JADE GREEN BLOOD. As such you are one of the few who could be selected and raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB, an event so rare as to elude documented precedent.

Jadebloods are rare, but there are more of them than Kanaya. However! She was the only one to get a virgin mother grub lusus. Which means that if you make a jadeblooded troll with a different lusus, you're in the clear.

And then we get onto "rainbow drinking", and being able to survive in the sun. Canon hasn't clarified the cause of either of these- is Kanaya's new glowing appearance something all jadebloods have the potential to do, or was it caused by Doc Scratch? And can all jadebloods survive in the sun? Personally, I think that her resurrection was Scratch induced, but other people disagree. It's best to steer clear of having your troll be a rainbow drinker anyway- it's really quite Mary Suey. In regards to the sun question, her introduction is sort of unclear on this, but I interpret it as being jadebloods = daylightdwellers, just like purple/pinkbloods = seadwellers. But this is transient! Perhaps the only thing we can agree on is that liking fashion is not a genetically jadeblood trait.


Their quirk should be readable. +|-|15 \/\/I|_|_ |)0 |/|0+|-|1|\|G except make you look like a tool.

Trolls generally choose quirks that relate to either their lusus (nepeta), their accent (eridan) or a particular interest of theirs (equius- perfection and archery). Seadwellers glub! But there are no hard and fast rules to quirking. The best thing to do is to pick a quirk that you think is unique and that suits your character!
For instance- my troll Scylla puts {} around her a's and ~ around her o's because she mimics her octopus lusus, and also because it conveys a sense of silliness. My troll Calama replaces syllables with "ch" (chou can go chuck chourself = you can go fuck yourself) because it's an attempt to give herself an intimidating accent. And yet another one of my trolls, Mayano, e(nclose)s t(h)e m(iddl)e of her words in brackets because her horns are a circle/continuous loop that goes around her head. These are just examples of what might influence your troll's quirk.
(don't steal mine, please.)

I-2. NAMES

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It is generally accepted practice to name your troll so both their first and last names are 6 letters long.
Trolls names are derived from a number of sources- mythological gods and goddesses, words from foreign languages, the scientific names of animals/plants, and even people in real life. Although you can just make your troll's names up out of the blue, you might want to take a stab at giving them names that have some sort of meaning first. It's fun!

For example: Let's say you have a troll who has a tiger for a lusus and is something of an asshole. We'd search for things relating to tigers- tiger gods, tiger scientific names. The species name for "tiger" is Tigris, which is six letters. Bam, we have our first name! Next, the asshole part. We can look for gods who were notorious for being dicks, or we can try looking for the translation of "mean" or "annoying" in other languages. Just by plugging "annoying" into Google Translate, we see that the translation is "ennuyeux". Cut that up to "Ennuye", and we have our second name!
Tigris Ennuye. It's that easy.

Ancestors generally have names that are 8/8, although The Grand Highblood sort of breaks that format. In addition, whether those are their actual names are debatable- "Marquise Mindfang", "Neophyte Redglare" and "Orphaner Dualscar" are more titles than anything else.

II. TERMINOLOGY

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Trolls sleep in recuperacoons. Bathtubs are "ablution traps" refridgerators are "thermal hulls" and toilets are "load gapers"- only lowbloods use those terms, though, or at least people who don't care about being snooty.

Trolls use "god". They do not use "gog". If you don't believe me, go back and check canon troll pesterlogs- the only uses of "gog" are in reference to Terezi and her SBAHJ-ing. But, since "gog" is such a common turn of phrase now, this is sort of irrelevant.

The unit of currency on Alternia is the caegar, seen in Terezi's LARPing introduction.

Parts of troll anatomy include:
The bone bulge/nook: Commonly used to refer to genitalia.
Cartilage nub: Variable meaning.
Lobe stem: Variable meaning.
Chitinous windhole: Possibly trachea.
Protein chute: Possibly oesophagus.
Auricular sponge clots: Possibly ears/eardrums.
Think pans: Mind. Possibly "brain" as well, although Sollux's land would imply that trolls call brains... brains.
Seadwellers apparently have a "collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system" in place of a heart. Trolls all have uniformly grey skin, naturally black lips, and their teeth/horns grow back if broken.

Troll movies have very literal and longwinded names, while TV shows are shorter (i.e. thresh prince of bel air). Trolls don't know what CDs are, as their games come in the form of grubs- see the shit scattered on Sollux's floor, and Karkat's "Game Grub" magazine. They do know what records are. Trolls call their computers "computers", but they call laptops "husktops". If you want to make your troll have some form of new technology, remember that it's probably going to be insectile/grub based and possibly include mind honey mainframes.

Animals tend to get names like "hoofbeast" (horse) and "musclebeast" (see equius's walls), but they also are referred to as more common names like... horse and cuttlefish and cat and spider and bull. So feel free to just call a tiger a tiger or a mouse a mouse.

III. ALTERNIAN LIFE

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Alternia is a harsh place, and your troll MUST be able to defend themselves. Sweet-hearted pacifists are sitting ducks- for a canon example, see Nepeta and Feferi. Nepeta needed Equius to stop her affectionate nature from getting her killed, even though she could defend herself, and Feferi's monster lusus is the only reason she wasn't D---EAD a long time ago. Not to say that your troll has to be a murderous monster- hey, look at Tavros- but they have to be a bit more ruthless than the average human. If your troll cannot defend themselves, acknowledge this as being very detrimental to their health!
There is nothing more irritating than a sweet and kindly troll who wouldn't hurt a fly and the creator actually expects them to be able to survive on Alternia.

Trolls do not know what humans are. Let me repeat this: Trolls do not know what humans are. The only way the canon trolls knew about humans is because of Bec Noir screwing things up at the very end of their SGRUB session- it would take something as convoluted as that for your fantroll to come into contact with them, so it's best not to bother. Remember, trolls have dominated a lot of alien planets! If you want your fantroll to be influenced by "another culture", so to speak, perhaps try your hand at creating a new race of aliens for them to imitate?

Your troll's lusus has the same blood color as them, they are normally of the same gender, and they are pretty much just weirdass animals. Trolls cannot be lusii themselves. Lusii range from affectionate to murderous, but they all have some degree of maternal/paternal instinct in them.

Trolls live in varying locations based on their caste. They are not as social as humans, living in many environments, and it's not abnormal for a troll to live completely isolated from any nearby society. You can say your troll lives absolutely anywhere on the planet and get away with it, from the tops of the mountains to the bottoms of the lowest sea chasms. Here are some examples of where trolls live in canon:

Lowbloods live in lawnrings, which appear to be the troll equivalent of suburbs.
They can also live rurally, like Aradia or Tavros, or even in a cave/forest like Nepeta and Terezi.
Hivestem cities appear to be clusters of apartment-style hives, presumably home to low-middleclassbloods like Sollux.
Bluebloods live in castles.
Hypothetically, jadebloods live in the desert. This is not confirmed as being a pattern, though.
Seadwellers live underwater, or in locations very close to the water's edge.

Trolls do not really care that much about killing someone else, on a general basis, and if you kill someone there aren't any repercussions except their friends maybe coming to take you down. It isn't uncommon for a troll to have a bodycount! But, if your troll has one in the hundreds or thousands, that miiiight be an indicator they're a bit overpowered. How did they kill all those trolls?

IV. CHECKING HUE (section courtesy of scientificBlues!)

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To check the hue of a color in MS Paint:

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Double click on the color in your palette bar.


It should bring up the Edit Colors window. We want to press 'Define Custom Colors', which will expand the window to the right.


We have two things we're looking at here.


The highlighted number here is the hue of the color. Simple!


The highlighted area here is another way to reckon hue- you can see in this image that I have it set at Feferi's color. The selector should almost always be on the left side of this point.

Congratulations! You have a hue now.

To check the hue of a color in Photoshop:

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Click on the color in your toolbar to open up the Color Picker window.


We have two things we're looking at here.


The highlighted number here is the hue of the color. Simple!


The highlighted area here is another way to reckon hue- you can see in this image that I have it set at Feferi's color. The selector should almost always be lower than this point.

Congratulations! You have a hue now.

Here is a list of canon troll hues in hemo-order, so you know roughly where your troll falls. Some of them are slightly off here- I know Nepeta's is, at the very least, but they're roughly accurate.

*Karkat's blood should, following the astrological order and the 30 degree rule, fall here.
**Karkat's blood, due to his mutation, actually falls here instead. Try to keep your 0 degree trolls closer to Aradia's 0 than Karkat's!

V. WHAT NOT TO DO: COMMON SPRITING PITFALLS

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This image is a compilation of some of the most common errors in troll making. Let's go through them and see what the problems are, hmm?

1. This image serves to illustrate a single very important point: Use a base sheet. One can be found in the first post of the Trollslum Profile Thread, and it's easy to use even with Paint.

2. Oh boy, let's split this up!
>First offense: The fashion. Trolls like black, alright? Even Terezi, who gets off on bright colors, limits herself to red glasses and shoes only. Your troll should only dress in an abundance of color if they have a reason for it, like being professional bait for musclebeasts or being an actor. If your troll is a fashion lover... please try not to make them an eyesore, and acknowledge that they're rare!
>Second offense: Face placement. Facial features go towards the bottom right of the sprite's face. If in doubt, line your fantroll up next to a canon troll to work out where the eyes and mouth go.
>Third offense: The hair. Trolls have a fringe, and their hair should be a lot more curved/wavy than this.
>Fourth offense: No horns! All trolls have horns. Even Equius, who's around brawly robots all day, has them (although one of them snapped off.) If your troll has no horns, there really ought to be a reason for that.
>Fifth offense: The symbol on your troll's shirt should be their blood color, UNLESS they are gunning for hemoanonymity.

3. Well, it's a bit better, buuut...
>First offense: Small Head Syndrome. A common error is to just draw the hair over the base skull and call it a day without giving any sort of volume or poofiness to the hair; this looks awful. Your troll's hair should be at least as high as Sollux's.
>Second offense: HORN OVERLOAD! You can do what you want with your troll's horns, but be sensible- the horns this girl is sporting would be far too heavy, not to mention impractical.
>Third offense: Blood. This girl has a hue of 335, which puts her above Feferi. Nobody should go above Feferi. In addition, all trolls above hue 280-285 should be seadwellers, and no seadweller can have a blood hue below 280.

VI. WHAT TO DO: MAKING A FANTROLL SPRITE

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...I'm gonna have to reference Metaflare's excellent guide here, with one caveat!

That purple line is where Sollux's hair starts. Your troll's hair should be as tall as that, minimum.

VII. I FEEL OFFENDED BY THIS!
I did not meant to target you specifically! But if your fantroll breaks a lot of these rules, you should probably take a good hard think about it, consider making changes.

[inexplicableSigns]

Your name is XOSDIL ESHKEY and you are a troll of simple pleasures.

The louder and more violent something is the more likely you are to abso-fucking-lutely love it! For example, you love FIGHTING! You should mention here that for you, fighting is all about the brawl and the struggle. Killing is something you don't really like, even if you are more than willing to do it when given a good reason. You are not squeamish about blood and gore and violence. In fact, you are more than a little overenthusiastic about fighting... to the point that most trolls would accuse you of being a masochist and a sadist. You... probably wouldn't disagree with them. Hurting people is fun!

You also like MUSIC! You like lots of different kinds of music, but they are all invariably of the LOUDER AND MORE VIOLENT persuasions. The kind that people tend to get into massive fights and mosh pits over. The kind that includes lots of screaming and rebellion. You can't get enough of that shit. You happen to be a bit of a musician yourself, even if you aren't very good at anything but singing.

Oh, and you happen to enjoy a variety of LIQUORS AND ALTERNIAN DRUGS. You find that life is a lot more entertaining if you stumble through it completely smashed, so you do your best to do so! As for drugs, well, it mostly comes with the fighting and the partying. Stimulants and adrenaline combine to give you the best high as you run around screaming along with the singer and beating the shit out of anyone stupid enough to get in your way.

Partying. Did you mention PARTYING yet? You don't really need to go into detail here, as it is simply a combination of MUSIC, FIGHTING, BOOZE AND DRUGS. Oh, and other trolls. Lots and lots of other trolls. You fucking love being around other trolls.

You firmly believe in FREE WILL, and you simply cannot stand another troll enforcing their will on another. The Hemospectrum you can almost understand, and you go along with it... mostly. But if some stupid motherfucker is, say, hitting on a girl that is obviously uncomfortable with it, you go up and beat the living shit out of him. You never force people to drink with you, or fight with you. That way you won't ever have to feel guilty for the aftermath... and there is always an aftermath. You also FLARP, although you do it mostly for the fun fights and less for the treasure. All FLARPers want to fight, so it makes finding a good fight a lot easier.

Your Trolltag is intoxicatedPunk and you Talk pretty fucking normal though you tend to be a bit gog damn 'expressive' with your fucking speech. Then you get a biiiit too drunk and shuddenly thingsh aaare shoo cool holy shhiiit did you shee dat word there that wash fuckin' incredible oh my fuckin looooord hahaha.

All your other information, and your appearance can be found in this lovely little image courtesy of pootpourri.

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[NazoTheFox]

Alright, here we go.

>Be the otaku troll



You are now the OTAKU TROLL. Actually, you are NICOLAI CHALDINGS, a 6 1/2 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD troll who became obsessed with ANIME AND MANGA from observing a HUMAN CHILD, and yes, you are a BOY.

Uh, dude, trolls do not know about humans. Go back and read Hivebent- literally the only way the trolls were able to observe the kids was through Incipisphere SGRUB shenanigans.

Thanks for the info, my bad. ^_^' I went back and changed it, and also followed the Fantroll guide you posted. Again, thanks.

[Zanaku]

This here is my first attempt at this fan-troll business, hopefully this is decent enough.

Firstly, any critique on any of this stuff would be super great, and secondly, how the heck does one to get colour tags working? The blighters seem to refuse to function, at least in the preview.
EDIT: colour tag success!
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>Be the best thing since sliced bread.

Your name is EZREKI LUCERI.

You are 9 sweeps old, and you are KIND OF A BIG DEAL. In fact, you often have to make sure that those around you are made AWARE of the fact you are the BIGGEST DEAL to happen to them ever. You are pretty certain you are the COOLEST DUDE that ever did live, and on that basis you believe the HEMOSPECTRUM IS KINDA DUMB, since if it was any use, you would be the super grand FISH LEADER of the UNIVERSE, rather than a MOSTLY RESPECTABLE blue blood.

You have a variety of interests, apart from your BLATENT NARCISISM, including playing LONG AND COMPLEX role playing video games, and reading fantastic LITERATURE. Since you are the hero of the story that is your life, you have a strong HATRED of SPOILERS, and will FLIP OUT if someone ruins the end of a tale you haven't gotten around to reading yet. You often find BLOODY MESSES in your vicinity when this happens.

You wield your CHAINSICKLE strife specibus proudly, enjoying its ability to MURDERISE at both close quarters and at a distance. However, you have a level of CONTEMPT for your current fetch modus, TRIVIA, which demands you answer BIZARRE QUESTIONS on a number of subjects, often leading to hours of POINTLESS research in order to retrieve your SWEET GEAR.

Your lusus is a large ALTERNIAN SALAMANDER, who constantly PISSES YOU OFF by stealing your food and belongings, forcing you to LITERALLY JUMP THROUGH HOOPS in order to eat your breakfast. For this reason you are rather good at FEATS OF ACROBATIC PROWESS, and PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH A GIANT LIZARD. The second of these two seems slightly less relevant to your future career options than the first.

Your symbol is apparently some sort of weird skull lantern with horns. This is one of the few things you don't pretend to know anything about, because it looks KINDA DUMB.

Your trolltag is facetiousAnimus, and > you have a TENDANCY to EMPHISISE the words you think will suitably DRAW ATTENTION to the fact you are THE BEST THING to happen to this conversation. >;D →

TL;DR/Extras:

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Trolltag: facetiousAnimus
Name: Ezrekiel Luceri
Age: 9 Sweeps
Blood:#0033AA
Strife Specibus: Chainsickle
Fetch Modus: Trivia
Lusus: Salamander

SGRUB stuff:

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Title: Rogue of Blood
Land: Land of Tempest and Flames
Consorts: Crocodiles
Denzien: Gorynych

HERO MODE:

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[That one chick.]

> Be the FASHIONABLY ADEPT TROLL.



Your name is NEVERO JATTAN, you are EIGHT SOLAR SWEEPS YOUNG and absoulutely FABULOUS.

You have taken a particular interest in FASHION even though in troll culture most people think FASHION IS STUPID. You have become DETERMINED with the thought of making fashion POPULAR amongst fellow trolls. Because of this you have taken up the slight hobby of DESIGNING clothes. Even though you weren't born into royalty, you think that everyone in the higher castes should be FASHIONABLY EQUIPPED or they are BASICALLY DEAD TO YOU. Then there are lowbloods. Don't even get yourself STARTED on the lowbloods, because you feel as if their blood DESTROYS the very FABRIC of FASHION itself.

You trace your LOVE for fashion back to your PEACOCK lusus. You think it is THE MOST GORGEOUS THING EVER and based some of your first outfits off of it. It seemed to have SPOILED you in MANY WAYS ever since you were a grubbling. Ever since then you EXPECT OTHER PEOPLE to do the SAME FOR YOU. Pretty sad, isn't it? You could care less though.

Your hive is ELABORATELY DECORATED with the PELTS of other LUSUSES that you sometimes go out to HUNT for, that is if you're not afraid of getting dirty that day. It is also home to some of the PREMIUM CLOTHING that you CHOOSE to wear from TIME TO TIME. You make sure that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, and you repeat NOTHING get on those clothes.


You like to think of yourself as an EXQUISITE RATER of CLOTHES. You TEND to SUCK UP TO PEOPLE who have EXTREME FASHION SENSE. To other people you are DOWNRIGHT RUDE because YOU FEEL AS IF THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR PRESENCE. If they seem capable of pleasant conversation you are VERY LENIENT. When you open up to someone you come off as being EXTREMELY FLAMBOYANT.

You have one DEEP DARK SECRET, something NO ONE MUST KNOW ABOUT. See that mole on your face? Yeah, it's fake. If someone DOES HAPPEN TO FIND OUT you are NOT AFRAID to stick your AMAZING STILETTOKIND INTO THEIR BONEBULDGE. Oh, such is the life.

Your troll tag is fabulouslyApathetic and you ~t*lk in such * refined m*nner *nly w*rthy *f th*se wh* c*n h*ndle it~

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Name: Nevero Jattan
Blood Color: Indigo
Gender: MALE.
Age: 8 solar sweeps
Lusus: Peacock
Strife Specibus: Stilettokind
Trolltag: fabulouslyApathetic
Typing quirk: Begins and ends sentances with ~ and replaces a and o's with *.
Symbol: Will be put up later when my imagination comes back.

[Veriama]

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> Be the FASHIONABLY ADEPT TROLL.



Your name is NEVERO JATTAN, you are EIGHT SOLAR SWEEPS YOUNG and absoulutely FABULOUS.

jpg makes everyone sadface a little :c
: png. it's pwnage. (HAHA GET IT??)

uhh if the jpg was intentional i guess all i have to say is good job...