TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

[Schazer]

I got reports of a parody troll being made in this thread?

I see, the troll was found on the bottom of page 12 with copious JPEG artifacts...

Alright. I'll run a few background checks, but all in all it seems mostly harmless. Gimme a yell if any more crop up, ok guys?

[Schazer]

I got reports of a parody troll being made in this thread?

I see, the troll was found on the bottom of page 12 with copious JPEG artifacts...

Alright. I'll run a few background checks, but all in all it seems mostly harmless. Gimme a yell if any more crop up, ok guys?

[Temperencia]

Your name is Bramarl Neioaiaum, but you normally go by BRAMARL.
Butler of Disgrace
Land of Sodapop and Icecubes
” /My shadey companions are kinda dicks.”

You’re a TROLL, honestly, just ALTERED. You were initially TRIAL NO. 3641, and was EXPERIMENTED on. Your MANIFESTATION didn’t change a lot, but you now own SHADEKINESIS, which are essentially TRANSMOGRIFICATION AND INFLUENCING, your own SHADES/OTHER SHADES. You can also CHANGE IT into TROLL-EATING MONSTERS to slowly STRANGLE and CRUSH your enemies. It’s a cool ABILITY and all, but it gets in the way of trying to get a KISMESIS.

Before or after the testing, your PERSONALITY wasn’t really altered. You try to DISREGARD the MONSTEROUS SHADES around you, but it’s difficult to when they start TALKING BEHIND YOU BACK. You’re pretty CHILL, NONCHALANT, and LETHARGIC. You are somehow able to AVOID getting in DILEMAS while LOAFING. You’re not very CONSIDERATE, because they haven’t faced WORSE than you did while being tested on.

Your HOBBIES include talking on the GRUBULARPHONE almost EVERY NIGHT, CHATTING, and intentionally ILLUMINATING SECRETS. There’s no use in NOT TELLING HIM SECRETS, his SHADOWS already KNOW ALL THE SECRETS. Unfortunately, you never keep the SECRETS to yourself. Most of the time.

For some reason whenever you walk by some STUPID GIRL checks you out. They’re all gone now thanks to YELLER.

Now, the SHADES? Oh, they’re just a SMALL side-affect during the operation. Like it said, they are MAN-EATING MONSTERS. You don’t really LIKE to call them SHADES, so you call them DARKIES or SHADEY COMPANIONS. You have MANY COMPANIONS, but you also have MAINS because all the others are so ANEMIC! Although, you can’t use them when it’s DAY TIME so pity, so you just use your NORMAL STRIFE SPECIBI.

Your STRIFE SPECIBI is, aside from SHADEKIND, is SPIKYLASHKIND. Whenever the LASH gets in CONTACT with another, SPIKY ROSE THORNS would BREAK OPEN the SKY like INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES. Another PRODUCT is GROWING. Nope.

Your LUSUS is a TINY ROADRUNNER. How long has he been DEAD NOW? He moves so FAST you don’t even know how OLD he is because you think TIME IS SLOWING DOWN when he BLASTS PAST AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS.

Your TROLLIAN is underbrightenedMasculine and ”/You speak as if you are hiding from the moon..”

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Robert (Bob) - A mischievous dog that is like an assitant and loves being helpful. Bob’s way of attacking includes on the foe’s stomach and turning into a balloon to lift Bramarl into the skies. Bob is Bramarl’s first shade assistant and are best friends.

Alfred – A horned goat that has spoons for hands, and jokes about everything. Bramarl tries to use the most irony possible. Alfred’s way of combat is metro and stunt doubles, along with it’s spoons. Alfred hates Wednesdays.

Oe – A serious rock that looks too much on the serious side, rather in funny business. Oe is the stupidest. The rock uses healing and support skills, and uses it’s quickness for psychic attacks for making the enemy develop eating disorders. Strong, but stupid. Oe loves to shap furiously in the mushroom groves.

Yeller – Although he is meant to be kind, he seems to be more a douche-bag. His way to fight is by yelling until people get bored and leave.

Lucy – A half Easter Rabbit filled with candy is what describes Lucy, as nobody really knows what she is. She is also stable, and her head has two eyes. Her way to strifing is overdosing people on candy. Lucy is more likely the one who is promiscuous.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
no.

k, cool story bro.

[CaritheDuck]

I love how even mods double post. xD

I love how cool you took that Reaper. (8

[tonightsEntertainment]

I love how cool you took that Reaper. (8

just to let you know, that was reaper's filtered response.

[Karhs12]

Your name is BLEODS ENREVE. You are INDIGO-BLOODED and therefore a young SUBJUGGALATOR. You're blessed with an impossible-seeming SERENDIPITY. You ACCIDENTALLY create immense and complicated machines running on STEAM. Your hive is filled with HYDRAULIC PLATFORMS, RELEASE VALVES, and other MOVING PARTS that in the end make it an unpredictable deathtrap. In fact, there are occasionally inexplicable burst of THICKER, TINTED STEAM from valves and cracks. You have no idea what causes this, but others can probably figure it out. Your CUSTODIAN is similar to an earth EARWIG, if a little bigger. You love him very much. As a SUBJUGGALATOR you regular cull other trolls and collect their blood. Sometimes you only maim people though. You consider yourself to be a very kind person. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to wrenchKind. Your trollTag is saccharineEngineer and you sound a little spaced heheh out because you heh just dont get whats going heheh on~

SUMMARY:

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name: BLEODS ENREVE
symbol: VALVE
color: #320077
specibus: WRENCH
quirk: kind of heh spaced out~
name from: A post-sacrificial viking ritual involving the sprinkling of blood, and amazing science fiction author Jules Verne

FUN FA%:

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This troll has been in the pipes (heheh) for about a week now. Back when I started him I only knew of one subjuggalator fantroll, and it was actually my initial inspiration. The steampunk machinery idea came to me after playing Cosmic Break. I don't get why. A sketch of him exists and is actually the first finished drawing of him. The sprite took roughly 3 times as long as the sketch. His symbol was originally one for a check valve, but I decided I didn't like it.

[amicableAggressor]

bluh bluh huge trolldump. two more coming after this. these are all developed for a game as npcs. :3:

>Be the focused and intense one.

Your name is ADRASTIA CANTER

You are a rather DRIVEN young woman, who tends to draw others to you with your MAGNETIC PERSONALITY. Sometimes the visions behind your eyes are so bright they are almost BLINDING, and many trolls once saw you as the one who will overthrow the highbloods and RISE TO THE TOP. This changed when you were involved in a FLARPING ACCIDENT, where you tried to bring one trolls indiscriminate cheating to an end. Your partner was SLAUGHTERED, and you were given your distinguishing SCAR. After that day, you lost sight of your previous goals and focused on bringing those responsible to JUSTICE. This caused a great deal of your devoted flock to end up leaving you, with only your CLOSEST ADVISORS remaining.
Your current hobbies are rather BORING to most trolls, and involve planning out and enacting MAJESTIC COMPLEX WARGAMES, and DEVIOUS POLITICAL SPARRING. You also enjoy TrollCity 3000, Troll Civilization, and other simulation games. You spend days creating strategies to MAXIMIZE SUCCESS in these games, and have pretty much broken them all.
Your STRIFE SPECIBI is dualbladeKind, and you have a rigorous training schedule to keep your skills in top shape. You never know when some highblood might try and make an attempt at your life.
Your TROLLTAG is rancorousHarmony and you. speak. deliberately. and. decisively.


>Be the bubbly two-faced one.

Your name is CATHA BADHBH

You are the SWEETEST TROLL, others often find it disconcerting talking to you. Your network of friends is STAGGERING, and you spend all hours of the day keeping in touch with all your buddies. Seriously, each day you go down a list and check in, making sure everyone is OK, and generally being supportive and cheerful. Most trolls think the only reason you survived this far is due to your BLOOD COLOR, although you are one of the trolls who think blood-status is STUPID. However, most can't help but open up to you, as you are generally seen as the most HARMLESS troll in existence. Truth be told, you have survived by befriending and becoming close to a powerful low-blood, and you operate as her RIGHT-HAND TROLL. Every bit of information you hear, you filter and consider and pass on to her if you think it is important, and you have warned her of a great many assassination attempts, solidifying your place by her side.
You don't have much personal time, spending most of your day TROLLING, but you enjoy making JEWELRY for yourself and your friends, you are one of the few trolls who take an interest in STYLE and FASHION, and you run an ANONYMOUS ADVICE BLOG under the pen name astuteCommiserator. Unbeknownst to all but the most tec-savvy trolls, you have set the site up so you can trace back each comment to the troll who submitted it, and this is mainly just another one of your INFORMATION GATHERING TRAPS.
Your STRIFE SPECEBI is garotteKind, but you make a point to never use it unless absolutely necessary, and most people think that you don't even have one.
Your TROLLTAG is ambrosialMunitions and <3 yowuu thpeak in a way that ith just soo cwute~!

[BewareOfNerd]

May I ask what presumably wonderful game these awesome trolls will be starring in?

[Temperencia]

>Be that one ghost.

"Baoqian! I not know how to "that one ghost"! :V "

>Haha very funny.

"Sha Gua! Chi-Len no not know how to "haha very funny"! :I"

>FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

"Du bu qi! Me no good at "english"! Baoqian!" : P"



Your name is CHI-LEN.
Ripper of Clouds
Land of Pagodas and Temples
"Ni hao! Chi-Len want introduce you to graveyard. :]"

You are a WANDERING SPIRIT, a JIANG SHI to be precise. You're not one of those HAUNTING GHOSTS, oh no, you FIGHT PEOPLE. More like a ZOMBIE, but you don't EAT PEOPLE. Since you already ACCOMPLISHED your GOAL as a SPIRIT, a.k.a get rid of the MAFIA that put your LUSUS in the HOSPITAL for FIVE MONTHS. Fortunately your LUSUS survived. Then it went on a KILLING SPREE and you SUICIDED by HANGING YOURSELF. The end.

You are RELAXED, so you don't really MIND showing your SPIRIT off in PUBLIC. You are also the SARCASTIC and JOKING type. You BARELY focus on BATTLE, and often DISTRACTED. Although your WEAPONS are DANGEROUS, you PROBABLY need a PARTNER or else later on you'll be FLIRTING with the ENEMY IN-BATTLE. You also make a living as a BOUNTY HUNTER to SOOTHE YOUR ANGER. You INVADE HEADQUARTERS, BOMB HIDEOUTS, and bash and furiously SKEWER your ENEMIES.

You love ENTERTAINMENT ARTS. MUSIC, ART, DRAMA, SCULPTING, and so on. Although you love SCULPTING the most. You remember when you were little you always told your LUSUS you wanted to be a 'CLAYBUILDER'. By the SWEEP of 3, you were able to CREATE ANIMALS with FULL DETAIL. A.k.a GIRAFFES. Too bad you forgot all the SKILLS to SCULPTING. You hate STICKY RICE. You're not sure why, you're just.. DISGUSTED by the SIGHT of it. You tend to feel like your LIFE ESSENCE is being TORN AWAY when you see it or it is in the AREA.

As a JIANG SHI, you are INTRODUCED to many different FEATURES. You can HOP AROUND without getting TIRED, be INTRODUCED to some SPELL TAG on your HAT, and even REJECT GRAVITY and RUN in MID-AIR! Although, your ARMS grew a LONG DISTANCE, and you have to HOLD THEM in front of you, TWITCHING like a ZOMBIE. You also have a LONG TONGUE, like a LIZARD. You can also MANIPULATE your CLAWS that are WITHIN your SLEEVES to turn into another SHARP OBJECT. They can turn into CHAINS, SAWS, WHIPS, KNIVES, and so on. They can pretty much MORPH into alot of things, but only the WEAK ones. Since you are a BOUNTY HUNTER, you can suddenly PULL TRAPS out of your SLEEVES, like BOMBS and NETS.

Ever since you were BORN, your LUSUS hasn't been PAYING ATTENTION to you much since it's been SLAUGHTERING MEN. You RARELY went to SCHOOL since your LUSUS was waaay too busy. There was only ONE SCHOOL in town. You were TAKEN there, you learn WORDS, you go home. You go to SCHOOL, you learn WORDS, you go home. You SKIP to SCHOOL, you learn WORDS, the SCHOOL gets infested with TERMITES, SPIDERS, and COCKROACHES. Since the ECONOMY is so POOR, your HOMETOWN couldn't afford a LIBRARY for god sakes. Due to all these events, you know a little bit of english. Your lLUSUS was rich enough to get you a GRUBTOP though. Somebody pestered you, and TAUGHT YOU THIS LANGUAGE CALLED CHINESE.

Your LUSUS is one of those UNUSUAL TYPES. She looks really TROLL-LIKE and she wears a WHITE AND BLUE ROBE and you think it STARES at you while you sleep. Her name is YUKI-ONNA because you actually have the time to nickname your LUSUS. Because of her, it's SNOWING outside 24/7. You need to do something about her SOMEDAY. If you don't do anything you swear your HIVE will turn into a FREAKING SNOWMAN. She tends to BRING MEN TO YOUR FREAKING HIVE AND THEN SHE KILLS THEM IN YOUR BEDROOM because she's a BOUNTY HUNTER and gets like, what, 50 bucks per man. UGH.

Your TROLLTAG is antigravitationalMood and Ni Hao! You not speak english vely well! You also put een emotickawn in every phase depending mood and have de habit of saying chinese. :T

>Wait! What's her Strife Specibus!?



Self explanatory.

[amicableAggressor]

i'm running a test of the gamma world system with a few irl friends, and these will be their 'adversaries' during the game
kind of tempted to also find other games for them to join on the side, i've become attached to them very quickly, and thank you!

[amicableAggressor]

>Be the short angry one.

Your name is PAR MODI

You are uh ... wow. You're pretty SHORT. And you get pretty SHIRTY about this fact. You've tried to embrace it, but there's only so much teasing (and attempts at culling) a guy can take before he looses it. People tell you that it was lost long ago, but you think people are BULGEHEADS, and you want to beat the EVERLOVING SHIT out of every one of them. Thankfully, you're almost freakishly STRONG, so you manage to survive everything that the world throws at you, despite looking like the RUNT OF THE BROOD. You're also STUBBORN AS SHIT and don't plan on dying any time soon. Your hatred of people drawing attention to your height is nearly eclipsed by your hatred of HIGHBLOODS. Seriously you could spend the entire day WAILING ON THEM and not get tired. You follow a powerfull lowblood with FEVERISH DEVOTION, as you are one of the trolls who believes that one day she will supplant the current QUEEN and PURGE THE HIGHBLOODS.
In your spare time you enjoy YELLING AT THE AIR, BEATING PEOPLE UP, and taking care of your LEATHERMAN JACKET. You have to be careful not to get any blood on it and RUIN IT. Your jacket is the closest thing to a FRIEND you will possibly ever have.
You have two STRIFE SPECIBI, your preferred one is bluntKind, but you can always fall back on bitingKind should you not have a handy bludgeon around.
Your TROLLTAG is bossBeater and YOUFUCKINGHATELONGWORDS!!!!

>Be the guy.

Your name is AMES ANANSI

You're just a guy, you know? You're pretty UNOBTRUSIVE and RESERVED, though your habit of talking down to people makes people find you AGGRAVATING. Also your whole shirt deal. What's up with that? You're not impressing anyone with your GREY TEXT and GREY SYMBOL. Plus adding the two colours just makes you look like a bit of a TEASE. You tend to LISTEN ALLOT and SAY LITTLE, although you do get talkative when you are CRITICIZING PEOPLES FAILURES. Yet again, not winning you any friends. It's a mystery why you decided to take up hanging around a RISING YOUNG STAR in the troll world, but you're usually by her side. No one knows why she puts up with you, or what your uses are to her, but sometimes you DISAPPEAR for a few weeks at a time before returning.
Your hobbies are simple, kinda like you. You love reading PERIODICALS, no matter what the subject, and have a fondness for the kind of PUZZLES one would find in the back pages of a NEWSPAPER. You also like making PAPER AIR PLANES, and ORIGAMI OBJECTS.
You have an entire STRIFE PORTFOLIO and are quite the JACK OF ALL TRADES when it comes to weapons. However you prefer to use either stilettoKind or footKind, and you often spar with your friend and leader.
Your TROLLTAG is sagaciousAppeaser and yo tal kind funn cus yo teet ar to bi

i think those are the last, i might be required to make one more. we'll see

[ZDG]

@Tess Is it possible to remove globalApocrypha, causticGuerillia and bloodyTsunami from the troll list? I fucking hate those (they were my first trolls and they all sucked) and i won't use them anymore (except BT if Polar wants me to but that's nigh impossible).

Four profiles at once holy shit i don't even again

Trenpa (Remade Profile)

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>Be the lusus.

You succeed.


Your name is TRENPA DYULLC, no it's not CRAZY WHITE BROAD.
You are a LUSUS.
No, you are not a fudging mutant.
No, You are not insane.
No, you didn't dyed your whole body in shades of grey, you are a FREAKING LUSUS.

A lot of wigglers don't seem to believe you until you show them.

You are currently roughly 10 sweeps. You took care of several trolls.
But it seems you are CURSED. All of them were murdered, killed by beasts, impaled with extreme prejudice, or lost one half. TL;DR, they all died. Game over.
People would say you SUCK, but you have NO IDEA OF HOW TROLLS ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT until you become their LUSUS. Which is completely STUPID. You can't seem to CONTROL THEM anyway.

You are very SLENDER, and some of your wrigglers called you TROLL SLENDER GIRL, which is VERY SILLY. You obiviously AREN'T TROLL SLENDER GIRL. She is your NEMESIS. She killed (and ate) at least half of your wrigglers. What a bitch.
You aren't very strong, and you SUCK AT DEFENDING YOUR WRIGGLERS. What a shame. You still are very FLEXIBLE and QUICK, but you get TIRED VERY FAST.

When a wriggler chooses you as their LUSUS, your blood color switches to theirs.
You seem to be a JOYFUL and EXCITABLE FEMALE.
You also have the STUPID tendency to HIT on the wriggler you take care of. This tends to lead to SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

You have some INTERESTS.
You enjoy taking care of WRIGGLERS. It's your GODDAMN JOB after all.
You like drinking GRUBSAUCE, which is very, very strange for a LUSUS.
You also like to play BASKETBALL for some reason. No one knows why.
You enjoy SHOPPING. That's a bit dumb, but you always seem to HAVE MORE MONEY for some reason.

Your kind abstratus is unallocated for now, since you are a COWARD.

Your modus is the DEEP THOUGHT MODUS. You need to think of almost evertyhing related to the item you want to get it.

Your handle is cuddlySilver and you don't bother with a quirk (but you add smilies everywhere !)

TL;DR shit
Blood caste: Varies
Lusus: None (she IS ONE, duh!)
Kind Abstratus: Nothing
Modus: DEEP THOUGHT
Tag: cuddlySilver
Color: #555555

Toba (finally decided to remake her so she isn't a ripoff anymore. Also, since she's exclusively for the Cafe, she has no sprite (actually i deleted it and i'm too lazy to redo it))

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> Be the botanist

Your name is TOCOBA GERMIN and you are a FEMALE TROLL OF 8 SWEEPS.

You are quite famous for a lowblood, mostly because you are pretty good at EVERYTHING RELATED TO PLANTS. A lot of HIGHBLOOD send you commisions for DEADLY POISONS or HEALING MIXTURES. You love vegetation of all kind. It fascinated you since you built your hive IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE FOREST. Animals, however, doesn't matter to you.

You like to do stuff with plants. You managed to concoct quite a lot of RANDOM STUFF out of them, ranging from medicinal mixtures to almost lethal beverages.

As already mentioned, you love plants, but you have quite a lot of interests.
You enjoy ELECTRONIC MUSIC. All kinds of it, ranging from TROLLANCE to TROLLCORE, which seem to weird out quite a lot of people.
You also like to take care (temporarily) of little wrigglers. You always wanted to take care of wrigglers. You wished quite often that you could take care of your DESCENDANTS, but since it's a stupid idea, you take care of RANDOM WRIGGLERS. You like to teach them stuff about PLANTS and CHEMISTRY so they can do stuff with them.

While we're on the subject of chemistry, you're pretty good at it, but you are very CLUMSY. You accidentally sprayed EXTREMELY ACIDIC STUFF all over your eye and it's no UTTERLY FUCKED. Since you are half-blind, you have no DEPTH PERCEPTION.

Your lusus is a SMALL LIZARD that hides most of the time UNDERNEATH YOUR DRESS. It feels kinda STRANGE, but you got USED TO IT.

You are a bit SMALL, barely reaching 5'5", and you often smaller than most poeple of the same age. You don't really give a shit about it.
You also are MORBIDLY THIN. It tends to SCARE PEOPLE, making them want you to go eat a sandwich or something. You don't really feel strange because of it, so you IGNORE THEM.

Your KIND ABSTRATUS is PRNGSHRSKIND (Pruningshearskind) and you commonly use them to GET STUFF FROM PLANTS.

Your MODUS is BASKET. It's exactly this. A basket.

Your trolltag is wonderfulNature and you always write ~*flowery*~ sentences!

TL;DR shit
Blood caste: Pure Yellow
Lusus: Tiny Lizard (which is kind of a pervert)
Kind Abstratus: PRNGSHRSkind
Modus: BASKET
Tag: wonderfulNature
Color: Yellow, or 255 255 0 #FFFF00

Trollious Sam

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> BE THE OVERPOWERED DUDE

You succed.


You are TROLLIOUS SAM and you are the BEST FUCKING ORANGEBLOOD IN EXISTENCE.
You are the STRONGEST TROLL EVER, since you seem to be able to survive SEVERAL ROCKETS TO THE FACE and you can carry 15 WEAPONS AT ONCE WITHOUT GETTING HINDERED.

Your INTERESTS are SHOOTING CANNONBALLS AT LIVING SKELETONS, DECIMATING ENTIRE ARMIES OF RANDOM FOES and HUTNING TROLLTAL.

TROLLTAL is your NEMESIS. No one has any idea of what he looks like, but HE'S A JERKASS AND NEEDS TO GO DIE IN A FIRE.

You have a TON of KIND ABSTRATI, here's a list:
-CHAINSAWKIND
-PISTOLKIND
-RIFLEKIND
-SBMCHGUNKIND
-MINIGUNKIND
-RCKTLNCRKIND
-GRNDLNCRKIND
-PARROTKIND
-CANNONKIND
-BOMBKIND

Your modus is TOUCH, you touch an item, and you EITHER USE IT INSTANTLY or STORE IT FOR LATER USE IN HAMMERSPACE.

You also have VOICE IN YOUR HEAD. Her name is TROLLISCA and she's OBIVOUSLY YOUR BEST FRIEND.

Your trolltag is seriouslyAwesome and all your sentences are guaranteed to have 100% explosive awesomeness! *BOOM!*

Narthex

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>Be the MOST BADASS OF ALL GOG'S TROLLS


Overwhelming success.

Your name is NARTHEX SEJUS and you are GOG'S HAND.

No, you are not on of those TROLLS DRESSED IN WHITE WHO SPEAK AT THE END OF THE WEEK IN FROM OF SOME CHAT PODIUM TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE GOES WITH THE DEMONS ('cause the ANGELS are MONSTERS AND NEED TO DIE) once they are DEAD.

No, you make sure everyone follows GOG'S RULES and you DO IT THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.

BY ASSKICKING THE INFIDELS.

You are possibly the most BADASS PRIEST EVER.
DId we said you're BADASS?
You're BADASS.


Deal with it.

Even if you are GOG's HAND, you still have a LIFE and INTERESTS.

You are 20 SWEEPS OLD and you still have ALL OF YOUR MIGHT.

You are pretty damn STRONG, as you train everyday by making 100 STRONGFLEXES. It helps a LOT with your ASSKICKING POSITION OF AUTHORITY. You also are FREAKISHLY STRONG, reaching 7'1". Sometimes, wrigglers are AFRAID and MISTAKE YOU FOR A MUSCLEBEAST. But think you are more like a LUSUS-LIKE FIGURE. Which is pretty strange.

You enjoy beating the EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF INFIDELS.
Wait, we already said that.
Once in a while, you like to go to some cafe and get a GRUBSKEY.
You also enjoy TEACHING GRUBSTIANISM TO WRIGGLERS. They'll need it.
You also LOVE to read the SACRED BOOK IN WHICH A LOT OF CHARACTERS IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT PLACES AND TIMELINES DO VARIOUS THINGS THAT LEADS TO QUITE A LOT OF LEGENDS AND IN WHICH GOG CREATES THE TROLL IN HIS IMAGE AND IN WHICH SOME DUDE NAMED TROLLSUS LEAD THE TROLLS TO HELL AND OTHER STORIES, also known as the GRUBIBLE.

You also make sure you LUSUS is always correctly fed.

Speaking of your lusus, it's a very strange thing. It's basically just a FLOATING RING that hovers around you. You feed it by THROWING RANDOM STUFF IN THE HOLE. Simple as that. It talks to you via TELEPATHY. It's a very, very wise and very, very, VERY OLD lusus.

Your kind abstratus is CROSSKIND, and you fight with a 8 foot long, 250-pound STEEL CROSS, which makes your ASSKICKING even more BADASS.

Your MODUS is PRAYER. You must PRAY TO GOG to get your item.

Your trolltag is gogsRedemption and -|- all your sentences are holy. -|-

TL;DR shit
Blood caste: Pure Blue
Lusus: Holy Halo
Kind Abstratus: CROSSSkind
Modus: PRAYER
Tag: gogsRedemption
Color: Blue, or 0 0 255 #0000FF

[Captainman]

Be the Beetletroll
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Your name is Lorand Retnuh and you are, obviously, NOT a superhero. Because that would be silly. And stupid. And not true. Did you mention you aren't a superhero?

Okay, that part might be a lie. You don't mean to lie. You just can't let anyone find out about your alter-ego, the GREEN BEETLETROLL. You are a SUPERHERO, standing up for the COMMON TROLL. This generally means going AGAINST THE HIERARCHY and FIGHTING OFF HIGHBLOODS. It's not as if you HATE the Hemospectrum... quite the opposite, in fact! It's just that the HIGHBLOODS are more often then not the VILLAINS.

You have a variety of interests. Most of them involves WORKING ON YOUR ARMOR and FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE. But a few others are your interest in FLARP, your love of COMIC BOOKS, and your fascination with BUGS which MAY or MAY NOT border on OBSESSIVE.

Your LUSUS resides outside your HIVE. Well, it's really not YOUR HIVE. YOUR HIVE was destroyed a while back and now you reside in a HAUNTED HIVE. You THOUGHT it was abandoned but it contains a few GHOSTS. They are actually pretty HELPFUL and were the ones who gave you CERTAIN ABILITIES, such as SUPER SPEED.

Your trolltag is genericBug and sometimes greenBeetletroll and you < Your speech tends to mimic that of the heroes in the comics you read. )

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[Alyss]

=> Be the stuck-up bitch.



Your name is ARISTA MENDAX, and you are a typical stuffy highblood. Yes, you kept an envious rivalry with the Nautical Aristocracy, respected your hemospectral equals, and spit in the faces of mudbloods. Yep, that about describes you. Just a normal indigo-blood.

Except your not actually a highblood.

You were indeed a lowblood, but you acted with much poise and grace, wishing you could be your Hemospectral superiors, no matter how much they treated you like dirt. You felt as if you deserved something... Better. Not the sludge that ran through your veins, which was a sickly doo-doo brown. But, you simply dealt with it for sweeps, putting redbloods down and licking the boots of indigos, blues, teals, greens, yellows... Pretty much everyone else. Brown is such a horrid place to be. Until, one night you were taking a pleasant stroll with your lusus, when you found the grand hive- nay - CASTLE, of a indigo-blood. It was abandoned. All the clothes, the recouperacoon, the furniture, everything else was there. Besides a troll. You simply admired it, until temptation took hold of you. Without any further discretion, you packed up and moved in, even taking steps to fake your own death. You take slight pleasure thinking about how much your friends/enemies must miss you. Even though they probably wouldn't, if you had any friends/enemies. But not that you even put that much thought into it. You just left your old life for wonderful frilly dresses and all the indigo make-up one could ever ask for. It was marvelous! A gift from Gog even! You finally got to be who you always deserved to be. Alas, with this donning of a new identity, you needed to take certain precautions. First off, tint the bags under your eyes purple with make-up. You can't play it off with saying you just ate some chocolate all the time. Two: never get cut in public, or in the view of other trolls. Three: never blush.

Ever.

Other than that, let's get to your interests. For as long as you've lived, you've had an immense interest in masquerades. The dresses, the dances, the MASKS... It's just so god damn mother fucking awesome. Erm, you mean gosh darn flipping marvelous. (One must speak like a proper aristocrat.) You even have a couple masks, and since your joining of the highest blood rung for landdwellers, you've even attended some! Your life is like a dream come true now. You also like to study ancient Troll Gothic stuff. Yeah. Your a gothic lolita. Alyss made a gothic lolita troll.
You can read minds, which you found out as a wiggler after a few, erm, awkward, somewhat traumatizing incidents. Although you would never, ever use it intentionally, even if you can't really control it sometimes. Psychic powers just... Unsettle you. To think, the power that some lowbloods have... What a cowardly way of living!
Not that you have powers. You're an indigoblood, right? Right? Yeah you are. You totally are, and always have been.

Ahem, now that we're past that issue, you like watching old Troll Noir movies with your lusus when you have extra time on your hands, and making more and more frilly dresses. Yes, you have quite the hands for stitching! But the frills. The frills. You keep them properly dark though, you aren't Troll Goth. Not exactly.
Despite being a BLUH BLUH HUGE PHONY, you always seem to make a sort of bubble of condescending-ness around you. Almost as if people can sense just how smarmy you are. You are also a very sensitive troll, no matter how much you try to hide this with a very bad facade of stoicism. People just... Get to you really easy, okay? You just get so flustered sometimes, and hiding your blood hasn't helped at all with this. You always worry about slipping up and letting something slide. Gog knows what they'll do to you if they found out. You make yourself sick just thinking about it. But you have to keep your cool. This is you now. This is your life.

Your trollTag is exquisiteAristocrat and you speak I{OvO} With a properly aristokratik tone, and your mask on hand.

Quirk: c (as it would sound in "camera") = k
ph = f
c (as it would sound in "celestial") = s
I{OvO} Prefix is a masquerade mask.

[scintillatingMoniker]

> Be the mute cripple



Your name is... ambigious, since you never talk.

Overall, you are a mystery. It's difficult to tell your gender, especially since you don't talk. It's difficult to tell why you don't talk, whether it's choice or some kind of disability. Nobody knows much about you at all.

You are also pathetic. You're lowblood, plus, you can't walk and can't/won't talk, so you find it very difficult to get by in day-to-day life. Luckily nobody has tried to cull you yet, you're not sure why.

You don't have much money or physical prowess for obvious reasons, so you mostly enjoy yourself with comic books and online videos. You sometimes play fiduspawn, but you're not very good at it.

You like to make friends. Yes, that's right, you're one of those "nice" trolls that have been cropping up recently. You're not very good at socializing, but nicer people tend to find you pitiful and endearing, so you make friends quickly. Or at least you hope that's how it works.

You use the "silence" modus, although it's apparantly metaphorical silence. It drops objects on your head whenever you stop doing things for a while, such as when you need to think of how to mime what you want to say.

This bio is awfully short, isn't it?

Your trolltag is voicelessWheels and you /\ typ< |n x mxnn<r thxt r<m|nds p<xpl< xf yxvr "X" th|ng\/

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That was quite a lot of bullshit just then.

Most of it was true, you really don't talk and you really can't walk, but you're not nice. You don't make friends for any reason other than to have someone to take care of you. Nobody has culled you yet because of your ridiculously oversized scissors and the amount of deadly traps that cover your hive.

You're secretly a huge bastard, and you have a tendency of murdering your "friends" when you no longer need them.

You use the SCISSORKIND strife specibus. snip snip snip.

Your trolltag actually is voicelessWheels and you /\ fvck|ng lxv< sc|ssxrs sn|p sn|p\/

[Evy]

> Be the insomniac.

Your name is RAJNIS SWAPNA.

Your blood is INDIGO, but just a smidgen too blue for you to be a SUBJUGGLATOR. You don't really mind or care about that, though. You have OTHER THINGS to worry about, such as your TERRIBLE DAYMARES, which TERRIFY YOU SO MUCH that you try to just NEVER SLEEP. Your obstinancy in avoiding them has led you to develop a true case of INSOMNIA and completely destabilized whatever is left of your sleep schedule. Sometimes you fall asleep for a few hours during the NIGHT, leaving you awake most of the time during the DAY.

Your eyesight was slightly damaged when you once caught a glimpse of SUNLIGHT. Fortunately for you, it was only SLIGHTLY, and since then you have learned to keep SHADES on your eyes and to hide in your recouperacoon while the sun is up. Your insomnia has led you to be constantly ON EDGE, which in turn made you a little PARANOID. Sometimes your senses are HEIGHTENED. Sometimes you see things in SLOW MOTION. But most of the time, you're just MISERABLE and you really just kinda need a hug. And maybe some therapy.

Besides your obsessive avoidance of sleep and daymares, you have a few INTERESTS, which you try to use as a means of DISTRACTION from sleepiness. You like to read books and watch television shows meant for WIGGLERS because you think they're less likely to cause you daymares. You have an interest in FLARPING, but all you do is read about it and watch from the sidelines, as you're not sure you could really participate well in it. Your AMPHIBIAN SLITHERBEAST LUSUS wouldn't want you to partake in those activities, anyway, because FLARPers are DANGEROUS KIDS. At least that's what you think he's trying to tell you. Sometimes you HALLUCINATE him talking to you. You've gotten kind of used to it by now.

Your trolltag is runawayHypnos and thewayyoutalkoftenindicates h o w s l u g g i s h y o u ' r e f e e l i n g atthemoment.

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TITLE : Knight of Dreams
AGE : 8 sweeps
LAND : Land of Glow and Motion
LUSUS : Caecilian
DREAMSELF : Prospit
STRIFE SPECIBI : TBD
BLOODCASTE : Indigo/high
LIKES : TBD
HATES : TBD
SYMBOL : Increase in pressure
HEX COLOR : #3b0d94
SYLLADEX : TBD



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[Alyss]

=> Be the star-gazer.



Well, that's easy, because your always looking at stars! Always! ALWAYS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Oooookay let's put a stop to that and just get this over with.

Your name is ASTRAIOS HIDRA, and you are a failed successful experiment. Around a sweep ago, you gleefully agreed to being a test subject for "Operation: Starstruck", which the Alternian government told you would let you "see stars forever". Your previous naivety wouldn't let you detect the obvious red flags from this mysteriously vague description, but that doesn't matter now. You woke up with this lil' piece of heaven lodged in your eye-socket, enjoying the few seconds of bliss and slight confusion until they promptly knocked you out again. The second time around, you woke up in your hive, with a tiny note taped to you head that said something about "Sorry, you have been slated for inevitable culling" or something. But that doesn't matter! You have the best thing you could ever ask for now!

... To be honest, you can hardly remember a gogdamn thing before you got this eye. In fact, you don't even think this weird looking star-nosed mole thing was even your lusus. You're pretty sure you had a huge interest in literature, too! That would explain all the books and poetry (some might have been written by you!) littered around your mess of a hive, and you vaguely remember your trollTag being something like lucifersAnecdote, and it would surely explain some worried phone calls from people claiming to have been your friends/enemies. And, star-gazing was but a small hobby of yours and-

LALALALALALALALALALALALA BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY NOW LALALALALALALALA

You love stars! Yeah! Always! You always did, always will! Nothing will ever, ever change that! No matter how many bad thoughts that you aren't what you think you are and there's something wrong, you will always have your stars! Always!!! You totally aren't weird at all! You even have a personality! See? Lookie!!!

As you can see from all those exclamation points, your a very loud and 'cheery' person, and a tad bit unreliable. ...Okay, people can't trust you with shit. But that's totally fine, though. Not like they needed to be reminded to take their Troll Insulin for their Troll Diabetes. They didn't even bother you after you forgot, so you guess he remembered it himself. You guess. You are a very social person, despite spending most of your staring into blank space/staring at stars. Which totally isn't odd at all.

You're the most normal troll ever.

Your trollTag is amazingStarlight and you Speak pretty normally! BESIDES WHEN YOU GET ALL EXCITED OVER ˜˜˜˜ZT4RZ 4ND Y0U 2T4RT U21NG L3TTERS AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[virtuallyGazing]

>Be the Socratic gadfly

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Your name is PYTHIA SOCRAT. You are EIGHT SWEEPS OLD and live with your lusus in the middle of an oasis, surrounded by harsh and unforgiving desert. You are one of the few trolls in your society to have JADE GREEN BLOOD, and as such were fortunate enough to be raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB. Your blood color also means you are one of the few trolls who is NOT BOTHERED BY THE BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN. You are not terribly partial either way to light or darkness, so you have adopted a DIURNAL SLEEP SCHEDULE; you get enough darkness in night in your dreams on the MOON OF THE PLANET DERSE after all.

You have a passion for KNOWLEDGE AND BOOKS, and keep a collection of books OUTLAWED BY THE ALTERNIAN STATE as well as many without such prohibitions. You also quite enjoy composing and listening to CLASSICAL MUSIC and the sounds of old Alternian composers often fills your tower as you go about your day. You tend to QUESTION EVERYTHING, NO MATTER HOW SACRED, a practice that has led you to abandon many beliefs, such as that of the primacy of the hemospectrum, held by your brethren. This is a practice inspired by your legendary ancestor, HIPPARCHIA, a philosopher who was EXECUTED FOR QUESTIONING THE ALTERNIAN STATE. You happen to hold the only remaining copy of THE APOLOGY OF HIPPARCHIA, a brilliant speech your ancestor gave on her behalf--all the more brilliant considering Alterian law did not and does not ALLOW FOR DEFENSE OF THE ACCUSED.

Related to your love of knowledge and books is your PASSION FOR TROLL LANGUAGE AND GRAMMAR. In your spare time you run an ONLINE GRAMMAR CLASS and tutor fellow trolls in the finer points of language. You very much love words and believe they are THE GATEWAY TO TRUTH. In fact, anyone who would use words to lie and deceive rather than find the truth WOULD ANGER YOU GREATLY.

Related to your inquisitive nature, you are always QUESTIONING OTHERS, often about their reasons for acting in one way or another, or about their beliefs. Finding SELF-KNOWLEDGE is very important to you. Rather than be the direct decision maker yourself, you tend to MAKE OTHERS THINK MORE ON THEIR DECISIONS. You try to be a SOCRATIC GADFLY. Your cautious and careful nature makes you a natural AUSPISTICE and a very good MOIRAIL. However, these same personality tendencies sabotage your attempts at the more TORRID ROMANCES. You have never held anything beyond a ONE-SIDED CRUSH in those departments. Were you not FOREWARNED ABOUT SGRUB by the Horrorterrors, you would be deathly afraid of the imperial drone. In fact, you still are QUITE AFRAID OF DRONES.

You first began FLARPing at the behest of the Horrorterrors to PREPARE YOU FOR THE SGRUB SESSION. You were a support/healer class, the ANCRESS, and were old FLARPing buddies with your MOIRAIL. You achieved MOST OF THE LEVELS and acquired a legendary weapon, the ORDO MUNDI, prior to quitting at some point after your moirail's ACCIDENT.

Your strife specibus is STAFFKIND, and as mentioned you have a legendary weapon, the ORDO MUNDI. Your modus is a simple ARRAY MODUS that allows you to choose any item at any time; your flair is for the serviceable and practical.

Your trolltag is alethiologyAncress and you speak with good grammar and without quirks, as a grammar teacher should.

Upon entering Sburb, your title shall be the ORACLE OF MIND in the LAND OF TRUTH AND FLOW.

I really, really do hate having to be blunt like this... but an opposite-clone of Kanaya is still a clone. As this is, apparently, your first troll, I can understand using some things from the canon characters, and I really do like this girl... she's just a tad canon breaking. Kanaya was the first who had a virgin mother grub lusus in recorded history, which suggests that if this character has the same lusus she must either be prehistory or AU. And if she is one or the other, it might behoove you to mark her as such.

It might behoove you to go eat shit and die. It's not your character nor did she ask your Godly opinion. Thank you for giving it, also in about 30 seconds you are going to get a fairly wordy PM.

[NotASenator]

>Be the Socratic gadfly

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Your name is PYTHIA SOCRAT. You are EIGHT SWEEPS OLD and live with your lusus in the middle of an oasis, surrounded by harsh and unforgiving desert. You are one of the few trolls in your society to have JADE GREEN BLOOD, and as such were fortunate enough to be raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB. Your blood color also means you are one of the few trolls who is NOT BOTHERED BY THE BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN. You are not terribly partial either way to light or darkness, so you have adopted a DIURNAL SLEEP SCHEDULE; you get enough darkness in night in your dreams on the MOON OF THE PLANET DERSE after all.

You have a passion for KNOWLEDGE AND BOOKS, and keep a collection of books OUTLAWED BY THE ALTERNIAN STATE as well as many without such prohibitions. You also quite enjoy composing and listening to CLASSICAL MUSIC and the sounds of old Alternian composers often fills your tower as you go about your day. You tend to QUESTION EVERYTHING, NO MATTER HOW SACRED, a practice that has led you to abandon many beliefs, such as that of the primacy of the hemospectrum, held by your brethren. This is a practice inspired by your legendary ancestor, HIPPARCHIA, a philosopher who was EXECUTED FOR QUESTIONING THE ALTERNIAN STATE. You happen to hold the only remaining copy of THE APOLOGY OF HIPPARCHIA, a brilliant speech your ancestor gave on her behalf--all the more brilliant considering Alterian law did not and does not ALLOW FOR DEFENSE OF THE ACCUSED.

Related to your love of knowledge and books is your PASSION FOR TROLL LANGUAGE AND GRAMMAR. In your spare time you run an ONLINE GRAMMAR CLASS and tutor fellow trolls in the finer points of language. You very much love words and believe they are THE GATEWAY TO TRUTH. In fact, anyone who would use words to lie and deceive rather than find the truth WOULD ANGER YOU GREATLY.

Related to your inquisitive nature, you are always QUESTIONING OTHERS, often about their reasons for acting in one way or another, or about their beliefs. Finding SELF-KNOWLEDGE is very important to you. Rather than be the direct decision maker yourself, you tend to MAKE OTHERS THINK MORE ON THEIR DECISIONS. You try to be a SOCRATIC GADFLY. Your cautious and careful nature makes you a natural AUSPISTICE and a very good MOIRAIL. However, these same personality tendencies sabotage your attempts at the more TORRID ROMANCES. You have never held anything beyond a ONE-SIDED CRUSH in those departments. Were you not FOREWARNED ABOUT SGRUB by the Horrorterrors, you would be deathly afraid of the imperial drone. In fact, you still are QUITE AFRAID OF DRONES.

You first began FLARPing at the behest of the Horrorterrors to PREPARE YOU FOR THE SGRUB SESSION. You were a support/healer class, the ANCRESS, and were old FLARPing buddies with your MOIRAIL. You achieved MOST OF THE LEVELS and acquired a legendary weapon, the ORDO MUNDI, prior to quitting at some point after your moirail's ACCIDENT.

Your strife specibus is STAFFKIND, and as mentioned you have a legendary weapon, the ORDO MUNDI. Your modus is a simple ARRAY MODUS that allows you to choose any item at any time; your flair is for the serviceable and practical.

Your trolltag is alethiologyAncress and you speak with good grammar and without quirks, as a grammar teacher should.

Upon entering Sburb, your title shall be the ORACLE OF MIND in the LAND OF TRUTH AND FLOW.

I really, really do hate having to be blunt like this... but an opposite-clone of Kanaya is still a clone. As this is, apparently, your first troll, I can understand using some things from the canon characters, and I really do like this girl... she's just a tad canon breaking. Kanaya was the first who had a virgin mother grub lusus in recorded history, which suggests that if this character has the same lusus she must either be prehistory or AU. And if she is one or the other, it might behoove you to mark her as such.

It might behoove you to go eat shit and die. It's not your character nor did she ask your Godly opinion. Thank you for giving it, also in about 30 seconds you are going to get a fairly wordy PM.

Ooh ooh send it to me too.

[Drillgorg]

Masterweaver- I dunno I guess ask before you give constructive criticism. Didn't seem too offensive to me though.

virtuallyGazing- You get an infraction for being hostile.

edit: Oh NAS you kidder.

[maya]

party foul

[privateTenderloin]

> Be the one with the headphones

(|| ...Wh@t? @h, @K. ||)



Success! You are now ROTIND SPENIL and you are pretty much always listening to music. Your blood is RED, not mutant red or anything, but that still puts you pretty low on the hemospectrum. You're generally pretty ok as long as you've got your music or are with friends, otherwise you get a little pissy and sometimes just downright violent. You also have VISION SPIRALFOLD which makes you a more powerful psychic the more worked up you get. Too bad you got all this chillaxing music all the time.

You have several things that you're interested in. The first and foremost is MUSIC you are never without your headphones or your tunes, you sometimes make your own remixes at your hive. You listen to a lot of OLD SCHOOL SLAM POETRY but you like pretty much any kind of music. You also LIKE TO COLLECT OLD CLOTHING. You don't really wear it much but you like older fashion styles compared to the new stuff. Not that trolls have fashion styles. You spend a decent amount of time at THE MALL and responding to your friend's comments on TROLLBOOK since they like to leave a lot of them. Good thing you've always got your grub phone on you in case a friend wants to hang out or you get a call for some work. You also constantly chew BUBBLE GUM. You are never without a piece of gum, always chewing and blowing bubbles.

You also collect VINYL DISKS, preferring old school to new school in most regards. This also serves to keep you armed as your strife specibus is VINYLKIND. You've been in some fights before and made it out alive but you don't go out of your way to get in them or anything. You prefer to find out if you can take someone out before you fight them. You want to be a professional DISK JOCKERADICATOR when you're older. You occasionally do some DJing now but nothing big, just small parties and raves.

You live in HIVESTEM 815 in room 12. your neighbors are all a bunch of weirdos that you don't talk to very much but you spend most of your time walking around or at the mall so it's ok. Your lusus, a SKINNY RODENT BEAST, spends pretty much all of its time either in your backpack or on your shoulder. He's not much of a guardian but he's alright. At least he doesn't make you go home early or do chores or anything.

Your fetch modus is BACKPACK. It's simple enough, just reach in and grab stuff, and your lusus can usually manage to get the smaller items for you. You tend to only keep an extra set of clothes, some bubble gum, and some music stuff in there most of the time anyway.

If you were to play SGRUB you'd be the SAGE OF SOUND and you'd dwell in THE LAND OF SHARDS AND NOISE. Your consorts would be SNAILS.

Your trolltag is diskJunky and (|| Y@u tend t@ n@t be listening t@ @ther pe@ple @ll the time @nd @cc@si@n@lly use s@me sl@ng, br@ ||)

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TL;DR
Name: Rotind Spenil
Blood Color: Red-Orange #C13313
Gender: Male
Age: 7 sweeps
Lusus: Giant praying mantis
Symbol: http://www.symbols.com/pics/big/17/1714.gif
Strife Specibus: VINYLKIND
Fetch Modus: BACKPACK
Trolltag: diskJunky
Typing quirk: (|| at the beginning and ||) at end of sentences and a,o,A,O = @
Title: sage of Sound
Land: Land of Shards and Noise
Consorts: Snails

[ZDG]

lucifersAnecdote

Oh my gog what did you do to poor Riima, she was one of my favorite chars :c

[Marshmellow]

>Be another Subjuggalator

With pleasure!



Your name is IREMI GALIO, a proud member of the Cult of the Dark Minstrels, and an accomplished subjuggalator.

It is your PROUD DUTY to uphold the hemospectrum, often through EXTREMELY VIOLENT means. Though you are VERY GOOD at your job, you are NOT THE BEST... YET. Someday ALL will tremble at the very mention of IREMI GALIO, and those that do not will be SUBJUGGALATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, LOWBLOODS AND HIGHBLOODS ALIKE. You're ALWAYS looking to MAKE A NAME for yourself!

When you're not DEALING WITH THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPIRE, you find yourself greatly involved in the worship of the DARK MINSTRELS. You never miss a chance to do the SACRED HEADBANGING, and refuse to touch any drink that is not FAYGO. It's not a very healthy lifestyle admittedly but DAMMIT YOU ARE A SUBJUGGALATOR.

In what little FREE TIME you have, you find yourself enamored of the practice of TROLL PSYCHOLOGY, which most often consists of BEATING YOUR PATIENT'S HEAD AGAINST A WALL FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. It's a delicate field but you like to think your patients come out ALL THE BETTER for their sessions with you!

Online, you go by deadpanThespian and yourHAwordsHAhaveHAanHAunderlyingHAcurrentHAofHA laughterHAinHAyourHA otherwiseHAmonotoneHAvoice.HONKHONKHAHAHA

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[Midget]

> Be the obnoxious brat.



Your name is CLAMOR ARDFORT, and you have the TENDENCY TO SHOUT. Well, maybe not a tendency, more like a genetic mutation to the VOICEBOX. You try to keep your voice down, you really do, but sometimes you forget yourself and have a habit of TALKING JUST A BIT TOO LOUDLY.

If it were not for this problem, you would be UTTERLY UNREMARKABLE. You are a little shorter than average, not particularly well built, nor incredibly skinny. You love to wear wifebeaters under open shirts like a douchebag and usually buy your clothes FOUR SIZES TOO BIG FOR YOU so you normally end up tucking them in to your OVERSIZED KHAKI PANTS or OVERSIZED KHAKI BOOTS.

Your lusus is a PECULIAR DINOSAUR-BIRD-THING which always tells you off when you interrupt it or get too noisy. You're fond of it, however.

You're not a particularly good fighter and you're incredibly irrational, making you an unreliable comrade on the battlefield. The one power you do have, however, is a formidable one: the power to BURST EARDRUMS BY SCREAMING. For this reason, your strife specibus is HOLLERKIND. Sometimes, if you're REALLY LUCKY, their heads will explode too.

You're not a sadistic person, but that sometimes cracks you up.

On that note, people tend to get the wrong first impression of you and assume you're NATURALLY ANGRY and into HEAVY METAL MUSIC because of your shouting habits. Heavy metal music annoys you (as does most music). You're actually a pretty chill guy and a reliable friend. It's a pity most people don't want to hang around with you because you never shut up.

In a SCRUB match, your role would be the BANE OF TRANQUILITY and you would get up to tomfoolery in THE LAND OF MEGAPHONES AND POCKETWATCHES.

Your trolltag is resonantMajor and you tend to talk in an UNSTEADY VOLUME and use VISUAL SOUNDWAVES to suffix your SENTENCES. )))