>Be the four-armed, four-eyed freak!
You are now ROIGER MEDLEY. You are 6 sweeps old, and you have FOUR ARMS. Sure, TWO of them are ROBOTIC, but they're ARMS nonetheless. They are just as USEFUL as your ORIGINAL SET OF ARMS, as they are connected to your NERVOUS SYSTEM. That said, removing them would be PRETTY FUCKING PAINFUL. Don't ask how you get your SHIRTS on.
Speaking of ROBOT ARMS, you use them QUITE FREQUENTLY when dealing with OTHER TROLLS. HANDSHAKES, FIGHTING, and THE LIKE. This is because you are highly GERMOPHOBIC. ANY and EVERY touch from another TROLL makes you incredibly SQUEAMISH. If touched, you must EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, and VIGOROUSLY SCRUB the INFECTED AREA. If you are not ABLE TO, then you might go into a CONVULSIVE EPILEPTIC SEIZURE. Yes, you hate being touched THAT MUCH. Your SEIZURES aren't THAT BAD, however. They tend to consist of your EYES rolling into the BACK OF YOUR HEAD, and then just PASSING OUT.
On a new subject, you have DARK AZURE BLOOD
. Your views about the HEMOSPECTRUM are... differing. You prefer to obey the HIGHERBLOODS, and the law, but you don't disrespect the LOWERBLOODS. If they happen to do something disconcerting, you might pull the RACE CARD. This generally doesn't turn out FANTASTIC for you, but it has helped you avoid CERTAIN SITUATIONS. It's quite CONVENIENT to have a HIGHER-RANGED BLOOD, basically, but you try not to HANG IT OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD. And if you do, it's in COMPLETE NECCESITY. INDIGO-BLOODED trolls INTIMIDATE you, but you try to OBEY them just as much as PURPLE and TYRIAN-PURPLE trolls. That said, you RESPECT the HEMOSPECTRUM, but do not follow it STRICTLY.
As for your HOBBIES, you like to collect EYEWEAR of DIFFERENT COLORS, of course, STERILYZING them first, and WEARING THEM. Your FAVORITE SET of eyewear is the one you are CURRENTLY WEARING. They are RED CIRCULAR LENSES. You don't wear them because you have a VISION PROBLEM, you just like to pretend you look BADASS whilst doing so. Another one of your HOBBIES, OBVIOUSLY, is ROBOTICS. You like to PRETEND a finely wired piece of ROBOTIC EQUIPMENT is like a NERVOUS SYSTEM. Every VEIN, or WIRE, must be FLAWLESSLY and DELICATELY connected to the OTHER. Anyone who destroys such a BEAUTIFUL ROBOTIC CORRESPONDANCE is instantly deemed an ENEMY.
Your LUSUS is an EIGHT-LEGGED FANGBEAST. He is roughly HALF THE SIZE of a troll, on all EIGHT LEGS. He's rather PROTECTIVE of you, it's a wonder you can even LEAVE YOUR HIVE without him following CLOSE BEHIND. Infact, to do so, you must SNEAK out. Nonetheless, your LUSUS is a good LUSUS, and you're rather glad you have it.
Your STRIFE-SPECIBUS, as stated beforehand, is FISTKIND. It can be ANY FIST, really. That includes that of YOUR OWN, but you prefer using your ROBOTIC HANDS to PUMMEL THE SHIT out of someone rather than getting your hands dirty. Even though it may not seem like it, you are pretty STRONG. Both sets of your ARMS are relatively STALWART. This usually would make fighting EASY, but with your SPURIOUS FEAR OF GERMS, you usually PASS OUT in the middle of a fight. That said, you try to stay away from STRIFING.
Your FETCH MODUS is set to CIRCUIT. All of your items are DELICATELY ENTWINED with one another to form a COMPLETE CIRCUIT. Fetching items is EASY, when there's a FULL CIRCUIT. A FULL CIRCUIT is achieved when your INVENTORY is COMPLETELY FULL. If it isn't, you can't get ANY items. PERIOD. Getting an ITEM means you must QUICKLY REPLACE something in it's place, or the CIRCUIT will not be COMPLETE. Your FETCH MODUS is limited to storing items the size of a WIGGLER, however.
If you were to play SBURB, your title would be the GUIDE OF POWER, your land the LAND OF WIRE AND GLASS, and your consorts would be MILLIPEDES.
Your trolltag is multitudinousApparatus
, and you =(Cover your text in a set of protective oims, ois well ois replois your first-letter-of-the-oilphoibet with oi.)=