TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

[Monster X]

> Be the angered genetic experiment



Your name is WIELKYCH BROUT and you are a 7.5 SWEEP OLD experiment based on another troll now 8.2 SWEEPS OLD. Your BLOOD is DECENTLY PURPLE, something you LOVE TO FLAUNT. You are a HIVE OWNING TROLL who has never been loved, and that has made you EXTREMELY SMIRKISH about the world, in general. You would never even CONSIDER SELF-MUTILATION.

Your interests include CULLING, ACTION MOVIES, STORMY WEATHER, and SCARVES, which you use to hide your GOVERNMENT BARCODE. Gog you hate your BARCODE. Why did they have to tattoo that on you when they worked on you?

What worries you the most, though, is that people will discover you are a GENETIC EXPERIMENT gone HORRIBLY RIGHT. You were created as a modified clone of a certain MAWYCH BROUT, who you LOATHE IN EVERY WAY. You are so much better than that pathetic wimp. You WILL CULL HER.

Your HAWK LUSUS was selected due to similarity to MAWYCH'S NOW DECEASED ONE. It gets along very well with you, as both of you view most others as WEAK PREY.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is SCYTHEKIND, an unusual choice you picked at a very young age. As for your FETCH MODUS, you use the quite annoying ANTI-TIMEBOMB MODUS, which assigns objects a LOADING TIME derived from their RARITY, IMPORTANCE, AGE, and NAME. You may not pick up an item until you have spent enough time near it.

You have no Trolltag, though if you did it would be friendlySuccess and you would end all sentences with Heh. Heh.

Current location:
-Trying to deal with love

[One_of_'dem_ska_kids]

>Be the sarcastic suit wearer





Your name is BASTER VASSLE

You are... well your not much to look at. Pretty bland to be honest and you seem about as interesting as a pile of wet socks, but you don't seem to mind that much, or you did at some point because you added a few pins to your suit. That was as far as you would go though, besides what else could you add to it anyway? You may be bland but you aren't stupid.

Your blood is a "blue-green" color. Or at least that's what you say because you never bothered to learn names for any colors other than the standard ones. To keep to pattern you don't care at all what blood you've got, you don't see it so why does it matter?

You are annoyingly inquisitive at times and mostly sarcastic. In fact, you love nothing more than being condescending towards anyone and everyone especially when you can still ask questions while doing so. You're kind of an ass like that and, like always, you couldn't care less. Most importantly though is your train of thought which, to many others, is spontaneous and wreckless is actually very deliberate and careful.

Your interests are mainly limited to the checkered pattern and suits. Interest is probably too weak a term for it though, you have more of an obsession with them. You do like to play a variety of musical instruments though even if you will never play any of them in front of others. Oh you also like knives and swords to an alarming extent which has lead you to amass quite the collection of them regardless of the fact that you wouldn't know a short sword from a katana.

You use the "Checker" modus which is pretty self explanitory. It is annoying though when you need to take a specific item out when it's not on the correct sequence which runs in alternating lines and rows. You swear though that when you aren't looking items change to random spots just to confuse you.

Your trolltag is checkeredChump and you type [ ]nly in a way y[=]u think l[=][ ]ks like checkers t[ ] further y[=]ur [=]bsessi[ ]n.

[FunkyNinja]

>Be the snobby high-blood

Dont we have like...20 of those already?

>Be the Deformed Low blood

...nah

>fine then, be the quirky, happy go lucky guy.



Hey it worked!

Your name is Raelin Tryzer. you are 6 and a half sweeps old and your blood is a peculiar bright neon green

You live in a communal hivestem in one of the many troll cities. you enjoy Meeting other trolls however some of them cull you for your odd blood color. but you dont let that get to you. you like to take walks in the plains near the city your hive is located in.

You have a passion for Tricky acrobatics and like to use your Hook&Chain strife specibus to prefrom dangerous acrobatics throughout the city you live in. you have a few other interests. you like to light roleplay with some of your troll pals.Your lusus is a half dragon half snake thing thats never around much. but is apparently really wanted or something.

Your trolltag is stammeringSwinger and your mouth sort of umm...goes umm faster than your...ummm your...brain...er...thinks
You are the Knight Of Mind in the Land of Paths And Confusion

[Ace Rimmer]

>be the mutant high blood.

(No pic yet.)
your name is jelz rodut. Your blood is blue as well as your eyes. This generally pisses you off. You commonly wear shded octal devices to hide this. You don't play games for girls because that is a waste of time. Your body never dealt with sopor properly, because the calming effect calms your brain into hibernation. Your blue eyes have no effect on your sight and if it did it would be stupid.

Your lusus is a dragon & your symbol is &.

Your trolltag is tautologicalAbsonant and though you Randomly emphasize ceRtain letteRs, you remember to close your parentheses)

Sorry this was typed on a phone.

[DrPummeluff]

Your name is GALELI EINHON.


You are the LAST OF YOUR KIND! Or so you like to think think. According to the braying of your lusus, you're the LAST SKY DWELLER, a race of FEATHERED TROLLS who LIVE ON RAINBOWS AND CLOUDS and rule over all other trolls with an IRON FIST. Or at least you think that's what she's saying. Someday, when the time is right, your SKY DWELLING POWERS will be awakened, and you will be able to HARNESS THE ENERGY OF THE SUN and ascend to be with your ANCESTORS. But probably not. Until then, you'll settle for SOARING ACROSS THE ALTERNIAN SKIES on the back of your flying narwhal lusus, BLEW, despite the poor beast's protests. For God's sake, you're almost NINE SWEEPS OLD, you shouldn't be riding your lusus like some dumb wiggler who can't even crawl. But then again, you are kind of dumb.
You also enjoy AERONAUTICS and do a little ROLEPLAYING in your free time.

Your trolltag is celestialBeluga and you Talk 1n a vary vary a1rheded way~1
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Personality: Agreeable and a bit ditzy. Her ditziness can come off as being really...unsettling, though. Especially when she goes on about the annihilation of all other trolls at the hands of the sky dwellers while giggling about how pretty the clouds are.
Typing quirk: Constant misspellings and only capitalizes the first letter of every sentence. Over use of tildes and replaces i and ! with 1. Oddly, she uses perfect syntax and spelling and no number substitution when she's flustered or mad. Uses emotes with unicorn horns and sometimes goggles (->:O -8D -83 )
Weapon: harpoonkind
Lusus: Small narwhal named Blew (L1ke the color~1).
She doesn't talk, let alone talk about all this sky dweller bullshit. Gal is just an idiot and maybe a little off her rocker, like most blue bloods.
Symbol: Kind of an upside down C with a stick thingy on it?
Fetch modus: A really stupid piece of shit modus that can only hold one item at a time. But that's okay, because Galeli is a stupid piece of shit and any other modus would confuse her.
Name meaning: Galeli is a bastardization of Galileo, and Einhon is taken from the German word for unicorn, einhorn.
Misc:
-Prefers to be called Gal. Galeli is kind of a mouthful to say.
-Only has her right canine tooth. The left one grows huge and will poke through her lip unless she pulls it out.
-Lives in a hive on top of a mountain.
-Her blood isn't really that light sky blue color, it's more cerulean than anything.
-Would be the Bane of Hope in the Land of Stars and Rainbows
-Would be a Prospit dreamer
-Is aware of her ancestor, the Scourge of the Skies. She found the scourge's home on a rocky mountain. The hive is full of papers and journals about the "sky dwellers," their "language" and how they must put the lesser troll species in their place beneath the sky gods. In actuality, she was a psycho bitch who wore angel wings and went around slaughtering trolls as they slept. She was culled at 12 sweeps for offending the empress. Of course the journals don't mention any of that!

What will you do?

Galeli: Be the wild child.




You are now the wild child.

Your name is PYTHIA NOXIUS, but you prefer to be called NOX. You're a tad REBELLIOUS and do the OPPOSITE of what's normal. Despite your lusus's protests, you enjoy PLAYING OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY. It kind of stings a little and has done nothing for your ALREADY TERRIBLE EYESIGHT, but you just like to push her buttons. Actually, you like to push everyone's buttons. All the buttons. All of them.
On the subject of your eyesight, you are gifted with VISION TWOFOLD. However, you can only predict the OPPOSITE OF REAL FUTURE OUTCOMES. You have predicted the culling of many friends, but you don't seem bothered by it, as you've only seen them healthy, happy and VERY MUCH ALIVE. Which means they've actually met gruesome deaths.
You still don't quite understand your visions, but you still have time to learn. You've only just recently turned five sweeps old, after all.
Your INTERESTS include FIGHTING, IMAGINARY GAMES, ADVENTURING and NOT BATHING. You also hate wearing shoes. You're a pretty gross kid.

Your trolltag is oxyMoronic and you tend to GET VERY EXCITED AND THEN QUIckly lose interest in whatever you were talking about

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Personality: Pretty much a huge brat. Childlike and hyperactive, and likes to irritate people. A very rude individual.
Quirk: GETS EXCIted then bored, or boreD THEN EXCITED
Sex: Female! Woah!!!
Lusus: A large diurnal owl. She's a bit naggy and constantly trying to get the little hellion to bathe or wear shoes, but she's only trying to do what's best for her ward.
Weapon: A psionic of such high caliber doesn't need a strife specibus. That doesn't stop her from having the stickkind abstratus and using it to beat up pretend monsters. Or real monsters. Alternia is full of those.
Sign: A stylized U. It's not very interesting.
Fetch modus: ??? I'll think of one later.
Name meaning: Pythia is another name for the Oracle of Delphi back in ye olde Roman times. Her last name was originally just going to be Nox, but it felt weird not having a 6-letter last name for her. So Noxius she became!
Misc:
-Has glasses, but really hates wearing them.
-Can fire OPTIC BLASTS!!! They're black and glowy.
-Lives in a small country hive near a large forest full of all sorts of beasts. Goes exploring in the forest often.
-Would be the Prophet of Light in the Land of Peace and Shadow
-Would be a Derse dreamer

[crash826]

>Be the rebirth specialist

Your name is Ferann Madara.

Your ridiculously MAROON blood means that you're always vaguely hungry and tired, especially since your hive was constructed in a GARBAGE DUMP to keep your MAROONness out of the sight of BLUE BLOODS and GREEN BLOODS and generally ALL THE BLOODS. ALL OF THEM. Fortunately for you, OLD USED MACHINERY and ELECTRONICS are hurled into the DUMP all the time, and you've managed to teach yourself how to deal with MACHINERY and DEVICES based on internet guides and constant contact with OLD MACHINE PARTS. This has been with the aid of a set of REMARKABLY SHARP NEEDLES of an UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE and THIN STEEL THREAD, which you use to construct novel metal ARMOR and STEEL LACE and suchlike.

This is vital to your other talents- SEWING CLOTHING (Frankensteining them together from various unwary fabrics) and SURGERY, which typically ends POORLY for the SURGERY-EE (because you tend to... alter the person in question. They generally have more eyes when they finish.) You practice all these arts on YOURSELF as well- your torso is a mass of STITCHES and SCARS, you have various MAKESHIFT MACHINES around your HIVE, and... you wear nice clothing?

The fact that these DEVICES and PEOPLE often go from NEAR-DEAD to ALIVE and USEFUL in short periods of time (as well as the incident that got you your needles and subsequently changed your life, but that's another story) have left you FASCINATED with REBIRTH. You study RELIGION as well as ENGINEERING, and are particularly taken with the JEWGISH REVIVAL OF JEGUS and his subsequent MURDER OF THE GUY WHO KILLED HIM, as well as REINCARNAGETATION. The afterlife seems boring though. So you try to BRING REBIRTH TO TROLLS by collecting and attempting to reanimate CORPSES. It hasn't WORKED SO WELL... especially considering the 25th try killed your LUSUS.

If you were to play SGRUB, you'd be the WITCH OF DOOM in the LAND OF GRAVES AND NOVAE.

Your trolltag is obsidianSutures and ~< y+++u s+i+ch up h+++les in y+++ur sen+ences.

[Pootporri]

>Be the four-armed, four-eyed freak!



You are now ROIGER MEDLEY. You are 6 sweeps old, and you have FOUR ARMS. Sure, TWO of them are ROBOTIC, but they're ARMS nonetheless. They are just as USEFUL as your ORIGINAL SET OF ARMS, as they are connected to your NERVOUS SYSTEM. That said, removing them would be PRETTY FUCKING PAINFUL. Don't ask how you get your SHIRTS on.

Speaking of ROBOT ARMS, you use them QUITE FREQUENTLY when dealing with OTHER TROLLS. HANDSHAKES, FIGHTING, and THE LIKE. This is because you are highly GERMOPHOBIC. ANY and EVERY touch from another TROLL makes you incredibly SQUEAMISH. If touched, you must EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, and VIGOROUSLY SCRUB the INFECTED AREA. If you are not ABLE TO, then you might go into a CONVULSIVE EPILEPTIC SEIZURE. Yes, you hate being touched THAT MUCH. Your SEIZURES aren't THAT BAD, however. They tend to consist of your EYES rolling into the BACK OF YOUR HEAD, and then just PASSING OUT.

On a new subject, you have DARK AZURE BLOOD. Your views about the HEMOSPECTRUM are... differing. You prefer to obey the HIGHERBLOODS, and the law, but you don't disrespect the LOWERBLOODS. If they happen to do something disconcerting, you might pull the RACE CARD. This generally doesn't turn out FANTASTIC for you, but it has helped you avoid CERTAIN SITUATIONS. It's quite CONVENIENT to have a HIGHER-RANGED BLOOD, basically, but you try not to HANG IT OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD. And if you do, it's in COMPLETE NECCESITY. INDIGO-BLOODED trolls INTIMIDATE you, but you try to OBEY them just as much as PURPLE and TYRIAN-PURPLE trolls. That said, you RESPECT the HEMOSPECTRUM, but do not follow it STRICTLY.

As for your HOBBIES, you like to collect EYEWEAR of DIFFERENT COLORS, of course, STERILYZING them first, and WEARING THEM. Your FAVORITE SET of eyewear is the one you are CURRENTLY WEARING. They are RED CIRCULAR LENSES. You don't wear them because you have a VISION PROBLEM, you just like to pretend you look BADASS whilst doing so. Another one of your HOBBIES, OBVIOUSLY, is ROBOTICS. You like to PRETEND a finely wired piece of ROBOTIC EQUIPMENT is like a NERVOUS SYSTEM. Every VEIN, or WIRE, must be FLAWLESSLY and DELICATELY connected to the OTHER. Anyone who destroys such a BEAUTIFUL ROBOTIC CORRESPONDANCE is instantly deemed an ENEMY.

Your LUSUS is an EIGHT-LEGGED FANGBEAST. He is roughly HALF THE SIZE of a troll, on all EIGHT LEGS. He's rather PROTECTIVE of you, it's a wonder you can even LEAVE YOUR HIVE without him following CLOSE BEHIND. Infact, to do so, you must SNEAK out. Nonetheless, your LUSUS is a good LUSUS, and you're rather glad you have it.

Your STRIFE-SPECIBUS, as stated beforehand, is FISTKIND. It can be ANY FIST, really. That includes that of YOUR OWN, but you prefer using your ROBOTIC HANDS to PUMMEL THE SHIT out of someone rather than getting your hands dirty. Even though it may not seem like it, you are pretty STRONG. Both sets of your ARMS are relatively STALWART. This usually would make fighting EASY, but with your SPURIOUS FEAR OF GERMS, you usually PASS OUT in the middle of a fight. That said, you try to stay away from STRIFING.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to CIRCUIT. All of your items are DELICATELY ENTWINED with one another to form a COMPLETE CIRCUIT. Fetching items is EASY, when there's a FULL CIRCUIT. A FULL CIRCUIT is achieved when your INVENTORY is COMPLETELY FULL. If it isn't, you can't get ANY items. PERIOD. Getting an ITEM means you must QUICKLY REPLACE something in it's place, or the CIRCUIT will not be COMPLETE. Your FETCH MODUS is limited to storing items the size of a WIGGLER, however.

If you were to play SBURB, your title would be the GUIDE OF POWER, your land the LAND OF WIRE AND GLASS, and your consorts would be MILLIPEDES.

Your trolltag is multitudinousApparatus, and you =(Cover your text in a set of protective oims, ois well ois replois your first-letter-of-the-oilphoibet with oi.)=

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Name: Roiger Medley
Blood Color: Impure Azure, #094460
Gender: Male
Age: 7 Sweeps
Lusus: Azure-blooded spider
Symbol: Circle broken in half with a line
Strife Specibus: FISTKIND
Fetch Modus: CIRCUIT
Trolltag: multitudinousApparatus
Typing quirk:
=(Cover your text in a set of protective oims, ois well ois replois your first-letter-of-the-oilphoibet with oi.)=
Title: Guide of Power
Land: Land of Wire and Glass
Consorts: Millipedes

[Monster X]

> Be the guy responsible for Wie(ei)lkych



Your name is ZIMENJARKA ROZMIAR and you are 10-15 SWEEPS OLD or something like that(You're past mandatory pailing age, whoopdedo). You are the PROJECT LEADER at the SIZE PROJECT, a government agency whose purpose is to experiment with GENETIC TAMPERING on TROLLKIND. You are quite fond of it, as you have always thought of people as sort of ADVANCED CONSTRUCTIONS. You're kind of weird like that.

Your blood is quite high on the HEMOSPECTRUM, putting you at presumably SEMI-ROYAL status. Because of this, you've been given quite a lot of leeway in your life, which is somewhat helpful considering how difficult your LUSUS has been. You climbed the ranks from a mere HABERDASLICER to the rank of VICIOUVERSEER you now hold, with an awful lot of killings and cullings along the way.

Your actual PERSONALITY is RADICALLY VARIANT depending on who you are talking to. You are within that odd slice of the HEMOSPECTRUM which is, despite being very high, is mildly tolerant of those below you and disgusted by those above. You personally wish that there was no HEMOSPECTRUM, but because it gives you excuses to locate test subjects you ignore it.

Although you do hate the lowest colors so.

Stranger still, you like MUTANT-BLOODS. Sure, a lot of times you CAPTURE THEM and EXTRACT THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL for disturbing tests, but they ALWAYS survive, usually no worse for wear. Your personal subordinates are actually all MUTANT in one way or another.

The one type of INFERIOR you do not treat well are your GENETIC EXPERIMENTS. Every single one, no matter their AGE, MAKEUP, GENDER, TYPE, INTELLIGENCE, and PERSONALITY, is viewed in equal contempt. It's not particularly rational, and you would be the first to admit so. You just dislike knowing what you're talking to/touching was made from "STOLEN CELLS".

Doesn't particularly stop you from extracting the CELLS though.

Your LUSUS is an annoyingly large SQUIDMONSTER known as THYVIJLOUS THE DEEP. While holding a name worthy of a small elder god, she is merely an annoying punk of a SQUIDMONSTER who follows you freaking everywhere underwater. She did, however, give you your STRIFE SPECIBUS, CORPSEKIND.

...Yes, you use CORPSES and CORPSE PARTS as your weapons. So what. Okay so maybe you also have WHIPKIND but that's not important, who uses whips nowadays anyway.

Your Fetch Modus is the CODON MODUS, which encodes things in various combinations of four letters. In order to retrieve said item, one must speak the CODON then a keyword designated when the item is deposited, and it will be withdrawn.

You don't ususually use trollian, but if you do your trolltag is mirroreticModificant. Your speech is utilized specifically in a way judged to be correct or in this case confirmed as correct as a correct assumption.

Current location
- Trying to sort things out with his matesprit

[Rai-CH]

>Be the troll who isn't what they seem.

((Awesome Alterniabound by incarceratedNoname!!))
You go by the name of SKATHI RECKAM and you have a few SECRETS. For one, that is not your REAL NAME, but we will get into that later.

You love FLARPING. Flarping is your LIFE. You cannot go a day without it. You also love CULLING TROLLS, especially LOWBLOODS. This is because when you were only a FEW SWEEPS OLD, a group of trolls tired to CULL YOU. They only succeeded in BURNING DOWN YOUR HIVE, KILLING YOUR LUSUS and giving you HORRENDOUS SCARS to the left side of your face. You also developed a DEATHLY FEAR OF FIRE after this event.

For a sweep you WENT INTO HIDING. To prevent being found out again, you BROKE and FILED DOWN your horns, CHANGED YOUR NAME AND TROLLTAG, CUT YOUR HAIR (or what was left of it after the fire) and even STARTED WEARING CONTACTS to correct your SHITTY VISION. You have now taken on the persona of a BLUEBLOODED girl, and have completely removed any traces of the MAROONBLOOD once known as SHAKTI CERMAK.

Before the incident, you were a DEDICATED TOXICOLOGIST. You grew VARIOUS ALTERNIAN PLANTLIFE in your old hive and would test their effects on trolls you captured during flarp campaigns. That brings us to your other passion in life- TORTURE. You love watching your trolls SQUIRM as you cut them open and witness them SLOWLY BLEED TO DEATH. You managed to track down the troll who set your hive on fire sweeps ago- the result WASN’T PRETTY. You now live in their hive, though you have your sights set on a CERTAIN SHARPLY-DRESSED SEADWELLER’S island castle. Recently, you were attacked by a CERTAIN YELLOW-GREENBLOOD in a Flarp campaign. You thought he was KINDA CUTE so you let him go with only MINOR INJURIES. Minor injuries meaning that he was BLINDED IN ONE EYE.

Another one of your weird interests is FASHION. You don’t have that much money to buy clothes, so you steal from your victims. All the clothes you own apart from your shirt were 'WON' IN FLARP CAMPAIGNS. Your latest article of clothing is a GREY HOODIE JACKET from the same yellow-greenblood you let go. It's warm and well-loved, but you should probably wash the bloodstains out of it one day.

Your current hive doesn’t belong to you, as said previously. It belonged to another blueblood, so it has a NICE VIEW OF THE OCEAN. Seeing the ocean makes you VERY HAPPY, in fact anything makes you happy. You are ALWAYS SMILING and GIGGLING, even when CULLING TROLLS. Watching them scream and cry like wigglers is SO MUCH FUN!

Your trolltag is jovialPyrophobe and yo_u make co_ol faces when yo_u type-


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- 7 Solar Sweeps
- Trolltag: joyfulpoisons / jovialPyrophobe
- Title: Maid of Flame
- Planet: Land of Copper and Ash
- Dreamer of: Derse
- Hive: Small hive overlooking the ocean. Belonged to a long-dead troll.
- Strife Specibus: Axekind, Whipkind
- Text color: Blue (#2500CF)
- Blood color: Maroon (#330000)
- Typing quirk: Places underscores in between two vowels (i.e. co_ol, qu_irk), all punctuation replaced by dashes.
- Shirt symbol: Cross with two horizontal lines, indicates that a plant is very poisonous in botany.
- Fetch Modus: APOTHECARY- Each card is assigned to a random chemical. Skathi must match the chemical to the card to retrieve the item.
- Lusus: Ram with matching horns to hers (deceased)
-Name Origin:
--Shakti: Means ‘Power’ in Sanskrit. References that she’s actually a competent fighter compared to my other trolls.
--Cermak: Means ‘Robin’ in Czech. References her blood color in a way.
--Skathi: Anagram of Shakti. Possibly means ‘Damage’ in Old Norse.
--Reckam: Anagram of Cermak. Means nothing in particular.

>Be past Skathi

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Past Skathi, known better was SHAKTI CERMAK, is PRETTY BORING. You are a MAROONBLOOD, the shitblood to end all shitbloods. You love to FLARP, but are NOTORIOUSLY TERRIBLE AT IT. But that doesn’t bother you, in fact nothing does. You are always SO HAPPY, you LOVE LIFE.

Along with FLARPING, you also study TOXICOLOGY for fun. You want to be an APOTHECULLER when you are older. But that’s already been explained.

Your trolltag was joyfulPoisons and Yo~u always so~und so happy when yo~u type!

[Flamerider64]

Far out.
Your name is Luisan Hiraji, you are peacefully minded about your environment, and are particularly zen a lot of the time, which is to say, nearly 100% of the time.
Candles, Incense, Nice shiny statues, anything really decorative and meaninful gets your ganter of interest. You're firey and proud, and your honor is clouded by your overtones of deviating perception. Though you iterate instructions clearly if it helps get your point across.

Beneath your enlightened shell, you are known to be arrogant and agressive; thankfully, you never seem to switch off your calm mode for some reason, but no one is complaining.

Your Lusus, Aralong, is this gigantic lizardy thing that is very long, and wraps around your hive. It does all the defending for you while you sit content in your rooms. You never do use your Torchkind specibus often.

Your trolltag is blueeyedBane and Lonnnnggg hummmms are a slight nature.

[MostlyHarmless]

> Be the wiggler with the weird puppet.



What puppet?

Your name is SEVAKA PUTRII and you are THREE SWEEPS OLD. Your blood is DARK RED placing you at the bottom of the hemospectrum. This doesn't really bother you but that's largely because at your age you don't fully understand the significance that the caste system has in troll society. In fact you find the whole thing rather CONFUSING.

Your lusus is a TRUNKBEAST named MR. SNUFFLES and the two of you are INSEPERABLE. He is the best lusus ever and you love him very much. Sometimes people say that Mr. Snuffles if just a PUPPET. It makes you VERY CROSS when people say that.... And when you're cross TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN.

You do happen to like puppets though. You enjoy using your powers of PSYCHOKINESIS to put on PUPPET SHOWS for yourself and your friends. You also like to indulge your OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION by playing GAMES OF MAKE BELIEVE. You really want to try FLARPING but sadly you are too young. You also have a passion for ARTS AND CRAFTS. Your favorite activity is making MARIONETTE LIKENESSES OF YOUR FRIENDS. That way your friends will always be with you. A lot of people seem to find this habit CREEPY for some reason.
Your trolltag is playfulMarionett and you like to X=String=your=words=together=like=a=true=puppeteer =X

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Title: (will add later)
Land: (will add later)
Moon: Derse
Blood/Text Colour: #760d0d
Fetch Modus: (will add later)
Strife Specibus: Puppetkind

This one's still a work in progress. Thanks for helping me brainstorm PT.

[newbonomicon]

> Be the paranoid survivalist.

You are now DURLIK SOLNER.

Your blood color is NO ONE'S BUSINESS BUT YOURS, and you MAY OR MAY NOT have forgotten it yourself at some point. You have a STRANGE MENTAL DISORDER that inhibits the standard emotional range of hate and pity, which you compensate for by basing all of your emotions and logic on a series of IRRATIONAL PHOBIAS. APPROPRIATELY ENOUGH, you would PROBABLY be CULLED in NORMAL TROLL SOCIETY. Your interests include NOT BEING DEAD, which TENDS TO CLASH with any other interests you might develop.

Your HIVE, were you to use the terms of the FOOLISH IMPERIAL CONFORMISTS, is in fact a HIGH-SECURITY UNDERGROUND COMPOUND. Upon its completion, you SEALED YOURSELF INSIDE and FAKED YOUR OWN DEATH, which was NOT VERY CONVINCING. The only exit is the EMERGENCY EXIT, which you must tell yourself does not exist to protect it from MIND-READING PSYCHIC IMPERIAL CONFORMISTS. For this same reason, you eschew the comfort of a RECUPERACOON and its IMPERIAL MIND-CONTROL SLIME.

You have a sustainable UNDERGROUND PLANT-GROWING AREA, from which you harvest FOOD and WOOD. As a SURVIVAL ENTHUSIAST, you are expected to stockpile MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FIREARMS, which you don't because THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO. Instead, you fashion various POLE-ARMS out of WOOD for use with your STAFFKIND SPECIBUS.

You have not been to the surface in AT LEAST A COUPLE OF SWEEPS, and as such you are PRETTY OUT OF TOUCH WITH SOCIETY, which is JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT. However, you are also in possession of a REALLY OLD COMPUTER, which you use for SURVEILLANCE PURPOSES.

Your trolltag is unmaskedAtrocity and you treat [REDACTED] with more importance than NECESSARY.

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Title: Monk of Truth
World: Land of Fog and Tunnels
Dreamer of: Derse
Fetch Modus: Security Modus. Durlik has no idea how many items it can hold, nor what items are in there, but for any item he knows is in there, he can request a password be sent to his computer allowing him to remove it. It will not accept new items if it is full, and there is no way of telling if it's full other than trying to add something new.

[smilingCesspool24]

You are RASKUS KLOAKA. You live in the SEWERS of ALTERNIA. You rarely leave your UNDERGROUND HIVE, for fear of the HIGH-BLOODS. You are cautious of other trolls in hope that you will not be culled.You have a variety of interests, such as being an INTERNET TOUGH GUY and TALKING ABOUT HOW CASH YOU ARE. But that’s all you can do, living in the sewers. You’ve gotten used to the combined smell of WASTE and SOPOR SLIME.

You create NICK NAMES for all your friends, usually SLIGHTLY INSULTING ones. Not that you have many friends. Most people think you’re a major jerk. Typically, they think you are a POSER. You swear you aren’t a poser.

You collect orange STUFFED QUADRAPEDIC PLUSHIES. It is commonplace among the trolls on the surface to assume they are only for GIRLS. You do not care, as they are one of your only avenues to find JOY. The other is your lusus.

Rare among your kind, you have an aquatic lusus. However, you are not an aquatic troll. Your bond is a strange one, but a strong one indeed. You keep him in a GLASS TANK so you can look in at him.

Your trolltag is smilingCesspool and you are $o ca$h that you u$e alien money $ymbol$ online on a daily ba$i$.

[Fishman]

Squiddles don't exist in Alternia, Cuttlefish do.

[Lieutenant Fish]

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Squiddles don't exist in Alternia, Cuttlefish do.

Yeah, come on, asshole. Is this a game to you? Do you think you can get away with shit like that?

[smilingCesspool24]

Yes, I think I can. XD. Who knows, maybe time shenanigans exist? :3 Anyway lets stop the chatting over here and go to the chat thread, if yo must.

[Fishman]

Yes, I think I can. XD. Who knows, maybe time shenanigans exist? :3 Anyway lets stop the chatting over here and go to the chat thread, if yo must.

character criticism / development discussion is permitted in this thread

[whimsicalSentenial]

I would think time shenanigans involving another universe would have to be rp specific, considering the process is long and incredibly convoluted, and generally has to occur in relation to Sburb/Sgrub. Unless of course you had some way of warping space and pulling them from the other universe and/or replicating them from images of the other universe yourself.

[Fishman]

I would think time shenanigans involving another universe would have to be rp specific, considering the process is long and incredibly convoluted, and generally has to occur in relation to Sburb/Sgrub. Unless of course you had some way of warping space and pulling them from the other universe and/or replicating them from images of the other universe yourself.

replace generally with always

[smilingCesspool24]

Well, bluh. XD. I made my character a while ago and forgot to post it here, already part of a RP, too. It's too late to change squiddles to cuttlefish anyway, but i get what you guys mean.

[mars7a]

> Be the wiggler with the weird puppet.



What puppet?

Your name is SEVAKA PUTRII and you are THREE SWEEPS OLD. Your blood is DARK RED placing you at the bottom of the hemospectrum. This doesn't really bother you but that's largely because at your age you don't fully understand the significance that the caste system has in troll society. In fact you find the whole thing rather CONFUSING.

Your lusus is a TRUNKBEAST named MR. SNUFFLES and the two of you are INSEPERABLE. He is the best lusus ever and you love him very much. Sometimes people say that Mr. Snuffles if just a PUPPET. It makes you VERY CROSS when people say that.... And when you're cross TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN.

You do happen to like puppets though. You enjoy using your powers of PSYCHOKINESIS to put on PUPPET SHOWS for yourself and your friends. You also like to indulge your OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION by playing GAMES OF MAKE BELIEVE. You really want to try FLARPING but sadly you are too young. You also have a passion for ARTS AND CRAFTS. Your favorite activity is making MARIONETTE LIKENESSES OF YOUR FRIENDS. That way your friends will always be with you. A lot of people seem to find this habit CREEPY for some reason.
Your trolltag is playfulMarionett and you like to ⨉≣String≣your≣words≣together≣like≣a ≣true≣puppeteer.

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Title: (will add later)
Land: (will add later)
Moon: Derse
Blood/Text Colour: #760d0d
Fetch Modus: (will add later)
Strife Specibus: Puppetkind

This one's still a work in progress. Thanks for helping me brainstorm PT.

No offense to anyone, but I'm glad there's a wiggler that finally doesn't "tawk wike dis"

[enragedFingernail]

>Be the crazy guy.


Art by The best artist on the site.

You are now RILEE PICKTCHA. Your trolltag is voilentArtist. You tend to type somewhat normally, but when angry START TYPING LIKE A MAD MAN. YOU ALSO DO THIS WHEN EXTREMELY HAPPY OR SAD, OR ANYTHING BUT NEUTRAL.

You are 6.43 Alternian Sweeps old. Your high blood color makes you have many violent our breaks, being that you don't have a MOIRAIL. You have a pile of dead trolls and lusus in your lower hive. The cuts on your face do not come from them though, but from your EXTREMELY VIOLENT LUSUS (a pic of his lusus will be uploaded later). You in fact are so occupied by killing trolls and lusus, and fighting off your own, that you do not have any FELLOW TROLLS THAT YOU COMMUNICATE WITH. When your not fighting or flipping out on some inanimate object, ass you often do, you like to sit back and play some SHITTY GAMES or DRAW. You art is bad, but you draw anyway. While not flipping out, your a calm and layed back dude.

Your hive is located in the middle of a swamp, where trolls seem to explore often. It is very SIMPLE. Your very often inside, you spend most of your time on the roof, searching for someone to FLIP THE FUCK OUT on. You always have your laptop with you though, hoping someone will troll you.

Your fetch modus is called a BUST MODUS. To access a item, it is sent out to you in a BREAKABLE BOX. You must bust this box open. You usually do this with EXTREME HEAD BUTTS. Your strife specibi is sawkind. Your weapon is a WOOD SAW. You tend to hack up bodies with it. Then you nap, another thing you do a lot.

[privateTenderloin]

======>Be the twin

Your name is Allycs Semina. (and your bro is Rybdis)

You and your brother are SO CLOSE IT'S RIDICULOUS. You and your brother have a nice little feeding setup for your lusii as your hives are on opposite sides of a very convenient waterway.Anyone or anything that tries to pass through is trapped and eaten by one or the other.This trap also serves as a nice way to aquire a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE for your shows.

You and your brother are PRACTITIONERS OF THE ARTS. You are rather skilled at SCULPTING and ACTING, sometimes you make sculptures for your brothers poems and he builds stages for your performances.

The two of you do everything together, you're inseperable. You even WEAR EACH OTHER'S SYMBOLS to trick people. The two of you enjoy making lowbloods as confused as possible, it's very entertaining. It helps that no one can tell you apart because you're IDENTICAL.

Though the two of you tend to avoid fighting, because it just seems too crass, you are rather proficient with chiselKind as your art demands. You and your brother share the Duality Modus, which, when you captchalogue something, lets the other take it out of their sylladex.

Your trolltag is stoneSculptor and you PPPPPP you and your 6rother are really Close and keeP your lusii Pretty well fed ((@))

[passiveNotation]

======>Be the other twin

Your name is Rybdis Semina (and your bro is Allycs.)

You and your brother are RIDICULOUSLY CLOSE. You and your brother have a clever food trap set up with your lusii as your hives are on opposite sides of a very convenient waterway. Anyone or anything that tries to pass through is trapped and eaten by one or the other. This trap also serves as a nice way to aquire a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE for your shows.

You and your brother are PATRONS OF THE ARTS. You have a talent for ARCHITECTURE and POETRY. You often build the sets for your brother's plays and he creates sculptures to go with your poems.

The two of you are inseperable, and you do everything together. Both of you WEAR EACH OTHER'S SYMBOLS to fool people. Confusing other trolls, especially lowbloods, is just hilarious. BEING IDENTICAL helps add to the confusion.

Although neither you fight all that often since it's just so lowbrow, you are a decent hand with the quillKind you've picked up for your poetry. You and your brother share the Duality Modus, which allows you to take out anything the other captchalogues.

Your trolltag is whirlpoolArchitect and you ((@)) fill y@ur half of the p@nd with whirlp@@ls PPPPPP

[Crumblehop]

Your name is Hervay Wepansgi.
You are an INSOMNIAC. Well, technically, you're an INSOMNIAC out of CHOICE. And DRUGS. Lot's of drugs.
You're also KIND OF SOCIALLY AWKWARD and you mostly make friends through RANDOM ENCOUNTERS and TROLLIAN. You have many interests, but none of them are actually INTERESTING. If you're with your friend Kuya, you write REALLY DEEP and EXISTENTIAL POETRY ABOUT THE TORTURED SOULS YOU TWO ARE. Sometimes it's about rainbows. Other times you play your VIOLA, which you keep tuned and dusted even though you play it pretty much ONCE EVERY TWO SWEEPS. You are HEAVILY MEDICATED pretty much CONSTANTLY, so that you don't SLEEP, GET SICK, OR DIE. You don't sleep because of your ASSHOLE NEIGHBOR PATHOS who CONTROLS MINDS when the owners of said minds are ASLEEP. He has GUARDS that SIT OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE and SHOOT YOU ON SIGHT. Sometimes you SPIT ON THEIR HEADS FOR FUN. You also are paranoid of PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT CAN BREATHE, so you NEVER BLINK. EVER. You also have teeth like a FUCKING SHARK (which is very similar to your SHARK LUSUS) so you look ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
Your strife specibus differs from things like bottlekind to katanakind, and you use the MODUS OF PRETTY MUCH ALL YOUR FRIENDS, BUT NEVER ANYTHING THAT PERTAINS TO YOU. You're quite enamored with the Chain Modus, as it's unneeded complexity adds variety to your SIMPLE AND DULL LIFE.
Your Trolltag is unblinkingSelachimorph and you Talkwithaceartainrushandnervousnessthatmakesitdiff iculttounderstandanythingyousay,really.It'squitesi lly.