TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

[Gunge]

Looked at the fantroll guide, Gunge has both non-6-letter names, and really really really weird horns. Is that acceptable? I know I have no plausible explanation for his horns, haha.
Also still a little confused with the blood caste? I get the whole pink thing, but is it also bad to have full saturation? :L

[Thunder Reign]

Errrr... well, it's not explicitly stated that all trolls have 6 letter names, but it is pretty much the Convention That Everyone Goes By. For the horns, you could probably say he has a disorder that causes them to have structural problems (which is what I guess you're doing now), but that's reaching a little.
And having full saturation sort of places your troll as a neon-blood, but as long as it isn't an eyesearing color you can get away with it. Generally speaking, if your troll isn't [ >330 / bright red / black / white / grey / metallic / rainbow ] without a good explanation, then nobody is gonna care much about a bit of brightness!

[MeiMei]

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You trace your LOVE for fashion back to your PEACOCK lusus.

Oh boy, another troll with a peacock lusus! Paon squees wholeheartedly!

"\Squee! \"

[Ocfos]

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Why d0n't y0u just t0ke 0 se0t 0n th0t ch0ir 0 mile 0w0y?
I'll j0in y0u sh0rtly.

...Yep, PNG is indeed the best. :v

[Katrika]

Hmmmmm...I have a troll with, well, rainbow blood, kind of (it gradually shifts through the entire spectrum), but I don't portray that as a SUPER SPECIAL good thing, just a horrific mutation that's going to get her culled when it's found out. Also she gets sick as a dog when she's in high purple mode.

Is...is that a bad thing?

[Thunder Reign]

I would say that's one of those traits that is just too inherently... well, ~special~ to be used. Is it integral to the character- could she do without it? Does it add to her in any meaningful way?

[Katrika]

Well, I only did it because when I make trolls, I usually take the symbol of an asteroid or something and build around that. She was Iris. As in, goddess of RAINBOWS. And then it worked because I was using her in a break-out-of-an-imperial-culling-center rp. It did effect her personality a lot, since she basically repressed any outside show of emotions and purposely drove people away, but if I was going to play her again, I'd probably give her, well, iris-purple blood. xD

[Thunder Reign]

I mean, it's acceptable in a "here is a bunch of trolls with freakish mutations gotta break out!!" RP, but in regards to fantrolling in general it's probably better to just give her one blood color and stick with it. If you really wanted, you could tone down the mutation so she slips between... blue and purple? and attribute it to a disabilitating disease or something. I dunno, just an idea.

[Katrika]

Hmmmm...that's actually a really good idea. Like, she got really sick when she was a few sweeps old, and now her blood color is ever-so-slightly unstable.

Like I said, though, I don't really like the full-on rainbow blood anymore. There are so many other ways you can make the connection with rainbows without going ~special~.

[Thunder Reign]

If you wanted to go further and give it some sort of basis, you could even say that troll blood color is regulated by certain pigments; her disease screwed up her body's ability to produce these pigments via damaging the cells responsible, giving her the blood shift and an associated malaise.

double rainbows all teh way across the skai wah wah wah oh my god

[Katrika]

Brilliant! That's totally what I'm going to do now.

[mars7a]

Looked at the fantroll guide, Gunge has both non-6-letter names, and really really really weird horns. Is that acceptable? I know I have no plausible explanation for his horns, haha.
Also still a little confused with the blood caste? I get the whole pink thing, but is it also bad to have full saturation? :L

6 letters is not a strict rule and you can break it. to me, anyway.

[Xanaomin]

Yeah, I see no reason to believe that ALL trolls have 6 letter names.
John, Dave, Rose, and Jade have 4 letter names, but that doesn't mean all humans have 4 letter names.

[Marshmellow]

The only reason the 6/6 rule exists is because the trolls' session number is 612~~

[tonightsEntertainment]

Yeah, I see no reason to believe that ALL trolls have 6 letter names.
John, Dave, Rose, and Jade have 4 letter names, but that doesn't mean all humans have 4 letter names.

its a rule you don't have to follow, but at the same time, there's nothing wrong with feeling an obligation to.

hell, i follow a 4-letter first name/disyllabic last name rule when i make human characters. simply because it feels right to me


so long story short before people start sending us to general chat, it's really just personal preference and there's nothing wrong with either side of the issue so lets all hug and stuff

[BewareOfNerd]

(I warned you about jpegs, bro! Save it as a png!)

[Temperencia]

>Be the guy with fabulous hair.

woah maan, we're switching to me now? thanks brovoice, i am so flattered that i could hug you mang. xDDDDDDDD


Band-Aid
Guardian of Love
Land of Stereos and Paint

Your name is BAND-AID, literally.

You are a total of TEN SWEEPS, a BROWNBLOOD, and possibly the most CHILLEST GUY ever. You guess you can say you are the JACK OF THE TRADES, but that seems a bit too NARCISSISTIC, so let's stay with SKILLFUL. You still live in your HIVE, as you ESCAPED the MILITARY. You almost got CULLED for it, but fortunately, you got away. You are way too CARELESS for that SHIT anyway, you can't RISK an arm or something, everything that belongs to you is PRECIOUS.

As you said, you are the most CHILLEST GUY in ALTERNIA probably. You love EVERYTHING, you think ALTERNIA is AMAZING, you think TROLLS are FASCINATING, and you think LIFE is AWESOME, everything is AMAZING. EVERYTHING. Other than EVERYTHING, you enjoy VIDEO GAMES, such as CULL OF DUTY, MODERN CULLFARE, and many OTHERS. You also like to play FIDUSPAWN, it's a pretty AWESOME, winning CONTESTS, getting other's BOONSBUCKS.. or at least that's what you did. You are also a FREAK OF YOUR HAIR, changing styles, but fortunately, you think you'll REMAIN with this one. Other than CHILDISH HOBBIES, you like to MASH SONGS together, be a TATTOO ARTIST, and an ARTIST.

Of course, you aren't PERFECT. You have a problem about saying a bit too much INFORMATION, you might accidentally release a SECRET, talk about GOSSIP all the time, and even say you want to HUG them. You do so anyway. This causes some AWKWARD MOMENTS, and resulting the person to LEAVE in a very CREEPED OUT MANNER.

During your ALTERNIAN LIFE, you suffered from many JOB CHANGES, you get FIRED, then you get HIRED, FIRED, HIRED, it's like a CYCLE. At first, you were a VIDEO GAME DEVELOPER, and then a TATTOO ARTIST, and then a MOTORCYCLE ENGINEER, then you moved onto DJing, and now you are a FIDUSPAWNER. You swear, the next THING you could POSSIBLY BE is a CLERK REGISTER.

As a BROWNBLOOD, you are allowed to acess the abilities of a PSYCHIC. You are able to CLONE CERTAIN OBJECTS, however, these only LIMIT to NON-LIVING THINGS. These SKILLS in a way HELP you, because you SECRETLY CLONE VIDEO GAMES and then SELL THEM on eBay. Other than for MONEY, you use it to CLONE WEAPONS, FOOD, and possibly other's OUTFITS to go in DISGUISE.

Your LUSUS is a LARGE FUCKING LEMUR, it's also PRETTY CALM. It's okay with all the ACTIONS you do, STAY UP LATE, TAKING ALL THE POPSICLES, as long as you don't mess with your LUSII'S CRAP and JUNK. Seriously, he is so PRIVATE you don't even know what he likes on HOLIDAYS and SPECIAL EVENTS, so you just get him the LATEST VIDEO GAMES.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is MOTRCYCLKIND. You RUN over people, you CRUSH people's skulls, and even make them CHOKE to DEATH by the EXHAUST PIPE'S DEADLY GAS. However, it makes you feel a bit UNCOMFORTABLE, as you get TERRIBLE THOUGHTS about you CRASHING, which you do anyway.

Your TROLLTAG is upbeatFreezer and you talk in such an awesome voice that you could show it off to everyone! :]]]]]]]]]]]

[MeiMei]

^ I like this guy.

[Cliff_Racer]

>Be Cliff_Racer's first troll, the blind artist.



Your name is YOUTAH TOBANO

You are a troll of the LOWEST BLOOD CASTE, DARK RED. You adhere closely to the BLOOD CASTE SYSTEM. You are PARANOID, taking caution with your actions to make sure they dont offend HIGHBLOODS. Otherwise, you are PRETTY CHEERY and ADVENTUROUS. Most of your friends are LOWBLOODS AND HIGHBLOODS THAT CARE, and you have a LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HATE YOU. Your HIVE is PARTIALLY UNDERGROUND, surrounded by the tunnels of your LUSUS, which is an ANT. You love her alot, and she loves you back. You enjoy ROAMING THE OUTDOORS, FLARP and DRAWING. You take your SKETCHPAD wherever you go. Online, you have an ADVENTURE featuring a troll that uses an OVERSIZED PAIR OF SCISSORS as a weapon. You aspire to be a PAINTXECUTIONER.

In FLARP, you are known as QUICKWRIST JAQUELIN, the LEGENDARY ARTIST and THIEF.

You were recently BLINDED FROM THE NECK UP, and tend to avoid discussing it whenever possible. It has completely stopped you from FLARPing and your art, which tends to bother you. (It's not like you still don't try to sketch anyways.) Being blind also tends to make it difficult to RESPECT YOUR SUPERIORS, since you dont know what caste someone would be. Oddly enough, you tend to get random flash-images in your head of your surroundings.

Your Strife Deck is set to scissorkind. Your Sylladex modus is ROSHAMBO, which requires you to say the item required to destroy or stop the captchalogued item to retrieve it.

Your trollian tag is silentNails, and your TExt reflects your writing habits, WEll. some of the time. at least,

[Thunder Reign]

Yo, broseph! Best not to put your profile in spoilers, because otherwise Dr. Tess skips right over it when she's adding everyone to the frontpage index.

[Cliff_Racer]

Okeydoke. Thanks for the heads-up!

[Serious Pirate]

Ok let's make this shit work.


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Your name is KYARIB TORENT. Currently, you are 6 solar sweeps old.

You are very interested in PIRATES and ANYTHING PIRATE RELATED. Even to the level of thinking that you yourself ARE A PIRATE. This isn't true though, as it was all the way in the mainland you were BORN AND RAISED, and that is where you have spent ALL YOUR DAYS. I mean literally, you have NEVER EVEN SEEN SEA, nor could you even SWIM. Due to the amount of PIRATE RELATED LITERATURE you have read though, you are pretty sure you would make a GOOD SAILOR. You also play a CONCERTINA and are ok at it.

You find the fact that you are a PIRATE without a SEA to sail on very EMBARRASSING, so you constantly LIE to people about your situation, telling them that you have in fact seen the sea, and are a very experienced and hardboiled sailor. You usually do a PRETTY BAD job at it, and get pretty NERVOUS when doing it too.
As a BLUE-BLOOD, you try to maintain control over lower castes, and do your best to respect higher ones. You are PRETTY BAD at that too.

Your LUSUS is a PARROT that is a bit larger than you, but NOT LARGE ENOUGH to actually carry you around or anything else useful. Mainly, your lusus just PECKS YOU IN THE HEAD whenever you do something it thinks you shouldn't do, and REPEATS THINGS YOU HAVE SAID. You call him POLLY.

Your STRIFE SPECIBI is HOOKKIND due to your missing RIGHT HAND. You do not REMEMBER where you lost it, but you don't think it even matters, since you find the hook VERY HANDY and PIRATELIKE.

Your trolltag is seriousPirate and you 7ype like any respec7able pira7e would, reminding people of 7he seven seas and using vyarrious pira7elike words, such as yarr and ahoy.

EDIT: Added more up to date pictures, also added a TL;DR in the same manner many others did:

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Name: Kyarib Torent
Blood Color: Blue, #0021d7
Gender: Male
Age: 6 sweeps
Lusus: A parrot
Symbol: http://www.symbols.com/pics/big/08/0808.gif
Strife Specibus: Hookkind
Instrument: Concertina
Trolltag: seriousPirate
Typing quirk: t = 7, ar = yarr, ah = ahoy.
Title: I'd rather improvise it if/when I find a Sgrub session.
Land: Same as above.

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[darkestDragon]

> Be the reluctant Subjuggulator.



Your name is AYATAN SULPHI. You just recently found out you were a KILLING MACHINE that decorates the walls WITH OTHER TROLL'S BLOOD. You don't kill though. YOU DON'T LIKE KILLING. You like drawing though, and your hive is filled with HALF-FINISHED PICTURES of yourself, your lusus, and your friends; even though YOU DON'T KNOW MANY PEOPLE. Your lusus, by the way, is a FREAKY, HALF LIZARD HALF MAMMAL THING. She also has tentacles and multiple eyes. You also wish you had a tablet, but they are SO GOG DAMNED HARD TO FIND. You don't bother with the caste, and you get really annoyed when people TREAT YOU AS IF YOU ARE HIGHER THAN THEM.

Your trolltag is novaLeupak and you speak pretty normal and correct typos when neccesary~! *necessary

(this is a real trolltag guys! im always in rp mode unless stated so or in brackets)

[privateTenderloin]

>Be the asshole with the horn in his eye.
(AB by poot as usual.)

Unfortunately for you, you succeed.

You are now BAZZALUS YORD you are 7 SWEEPS old and you're basically the grumpiest asshole on alternia. You're pretty sensitive about the HORN STABBING INTO YOUR EYE and tend to get ectremely angry at anyone who so much as stares at it long enough. Seriously it just irks you so much that people don't have anything better to do then stare and point and laugh and... well basically just respond normally to your condition, but still! I mean you're already in constant pain and have to be CONSTANTLY MEDICATED just so you don't pass out. You are quite aware that the universe probably hates you and you've come to accept it. And while we're on the subject of your horns we may as well address something everyone seems to want to ask. "Why didn't you just break it off like the other one?" Well as it turns out, it's really really hard for a 2 sweep old to break a horn off and seeings as your asshole of a lusus broke the one that is broken you didn't really have much say in the matter, you're lucky the one that is broken did break or you'd probably just be dead.

Speaking of your asshole lusus, he's a very large MANTISBEAST who basically attacks you whenever he gets the chance, most people you talk to about him say he's just trying to make you stronger but you're in enough pain as is that you really don't want to deal with a rampaging lusus so you keep him sedated almost constantly. Occasionally you forget to drug his food and he goes berserk, tearing apart your hive and attacking you and anyone who happens to be in the nearby woods you live in. This usually ends in you having to strife with him which usually doesn't end well but you've always managed to come out on top, so that's something at least, right? As it turns out dealing with your lusus has made you a bit stronger then the average troll but you aren't particularly aware of this since you avoid conflict most of the time.

Now that we're on the topic of strifes we may as well talk about your strife specibus which is set to PENKIND. No one told you how strife specibi worked when you were younger so you set it to that on a whim one day and have been stuck with it ever since. But you still manage, you see you study poisons and replaces the ink in your pens with them effectively making them pseudo-syringes. It's doesn't make them that much more effective because it's really hard to stab someone with a pen who doesn't want you to but you make due with what you've got, that or die and you really don't want to die.

Now on to your hobbies I suppose. You enjoy GROWING PLANTS and PLAYING VIDEO GAMES mostly. You have a large garde outside your hive as well as a greenhouse you've filled with various plants you've collected from all over Alternia. Your hive is also overrun by plants as well as some of them seem to grow uncontrollably wherever they please. You don't mind them much what with your ability to CONTROL PLANTS AND MAKE THEM GROW but it makes it hard to have company over sometimes. Nothing says you're a good host like a vine lifting your friend in the air and beating them on the floor. As for the video games you're a fan of RPGS and TACTICAL games but you'll play pretty much anything just to pass the time and get your mind of the pain.

Your fetch modus is the EYE CHART MODUS which is just more evidence that someone somewhere has it out for you. It's pretty simple, pull out a card, read the letters on the back, get the item if you're right, don't get it if you're wrong. Except your eyesight isn't any better then anyone else, it's not like your eye picked up the slack for the other, that's just stupid. No, in fact your sight is arguably worse what with your terrible depth perception but you manage well enough and usually just make sure to keep important small items in your pocket as opposed to your modus.

If you were to play a game of SGRUB you'd be the PRINCE OF PAIN and you'd dwell in THE LAND OF GLASS AND NEEDLES.

Your trolltag is poisonousHorniculturist and Yoo tolk woth o spooch impodomont thot most pooplo fond fonny... yoo hoto pooplo.

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TL;DR
Name: Bazzalus Yord
Blood Color: Dark red #7F0000
Gender: Male
Age: 7 sweeps
Lusus: Giant praying mantis
Symbol: http://www.symbols.com/pics/big/17/1714.gif
Strife Specibus: PENKIND
Fetch Modus: EYE TEST
Trolltag: poisonousHorniculturist
Typing quirk: A,E,I,U = O a,e,i,u = o
Title: Prince of Pain
Land: Land of Glass and Needles
Consorts: Porcupines

((Just putting up a redo/update of Bazz's profile because his old one and old sprites were terrible/unfinished.))

[llamamiah]

>Be the oddly memetic one.

"I'll burn y=(--)=ur hive d=(--)=wn!!"

>OK let's just get this over with...



Your name is CAVERN CITRUS and you LOVE LEMONS.

You are a yellowblood, and you LIKE YOUR BLOOD COLOR. You really do! But when people insult you because of it, it makes you wish you had SOME WAY to get back at them!

So, you turned to SCIENCE. You've studied A RIDICULOUS NUMBER of SCIENCES, but have yet to find the answer to the question: "HOW do I BURN PEOPLE'S HIVES DOWN with LEMONS!?"

You have taken an interest in FIRE as well, so you can BURN HIVES DOWN the OLD-FASHIONED WAY. It's oddly relaxing!

One of your main NOT-INTERESTS is SAFETY. It's to be EXPECTED of one who burns hives down to not care about the SAFETY OF OTHERS, but you don't care about YOUR OWN SAFETY. In fact, your POTATO-BEETLE LUSUS was KILLED because of your LACK OF CAUTION, and you were almost DEAD as well. Thankfully, you put her in one of her own POTATO BATTERIES before her mind could FULLY SHUT DOWN. Due to the MECHANICAL POWERS of her new body, she can TALK. She generally makes DEATH THREATS, but she can't do much to you because SHE'S A POTATO.

In SGRUB, your Title is the SCIENTIST OF APERTURES, in the LAND OF PORTALS AND INFERNOS, with your CONSORTS being STRANGE LITTLE TURRET THINGS.

On Trollian, your trollTag is combustibleLemon, and y=(--)= fucking l=(--)=vve lem=(--)=ns!!