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> Be the Seadweller
You are VELMER SARDAS, and you are 8 sweeps old.
You're a Member of the UNDERSEA ARISTOCRACY and are IRRITATINGLY PROUD OF IT. You have a powerful desire to KILL EVERYBODY, which you deal with through the HORRENDOUS TORTURE of young trolls that stumble across your hive.
Your interests include KNIGHTS, WAR, and TORTURE, particularly the last two, and you tend to enjoy playing STRATEGIC WARGAMES.
You do not live in a regular hive, rather than build it all from scratch, you found an ABANDONED ARTILLERY BUNKER and made it more home-like. Said bunker still had a MASSIVE ARTILLERY CANNON, which you occassionly fire in random directions with the intent on killing some random troll somewhere.
Because of your afformentioned BLOODLUST, you tend to not go out often, and have fairly few friends, but when you MUST GO OUTSIDE, you're fairly capable of not going on a PSYCHOTIC RAMPAGE for the Most part.
Your Modus is THE DOOMSDAY KEYS, which requires varying ammounts and styles of keys to access anything, and proudly wield the BLADEKIND Strife Specibus, because you think any other way of killing things to be Vulgar, and unbefitting a troll of you caste.
Your trolltag is thunderousConqueror, -AND you hav a zomvvha7 odd vvay of zpaking.//
Last edited by Blizz98; 03-06-2011 at 06:08 PM.
You name is MEGDUL Impulenin.
You are awesomely FAST with everything you do. Your SPEED is such that when you really want to get things done you tend go so FAST that you leave an after image. Your exceptional acceleration tends to make you pretty CLUMSY though; especially with drinks which you tend to spill a lot, and your feet which you sometimes trip over.
Your an avid collector of WEAPONS and ARMS of all different kinds. Your affection for these instruments of maiming is such that the walls of your hive are lined with all manner of SWORDS, GUNS, SPEARS, and any other thing you would want to kill someone with. Despite this affinity for the deadly their is only one weapon which you are proficient enough to wield, and that is your trusty pair of NUNCHUCKS. As such your strife specibus is NUNCHAKUKIND.
You also have an unusual fondness for STORMY WEATHER. You love to be outside in the types of conditions that would keep many trolls inside sipping their hot tea or some funny thing. What you love most about storms is the RAIN, the heavier the better you always say. You love for your skin to be SOAKED through to the bone while the wind blows strong around you. The biggest reason for your love of storms probably has something to do with the fact that psychologically you are a sea-dweller out of water and that being in these storms are probably the closest feeling to being in the currents of the deep sea that you will ever have.
Speaking of the sea-dweller thing, you're blood color is one of the highest in troll society. You yourself are rightfully the third in line to rule as emperor. However, you have been banished the aristocracy and are shunned by all the sea-dwellers. The reason being that despite your blood-color you were unfortunately born without gills or any of the other biological features of a sea-dweller. Your rightful chance at ruling stripped from you, you harbor a great hatred to all sea-dwellers. Despite your dislike for those you dwell there you your self still have strong feelings towards the sea and wish that you could swim in it like those who have forsaken you. Your jealousy of how they can live in the water and you can't only serves to fuel your hatred though.
Your trolltag is lightningAuthoritarian and you ===--=== tend to keep your voice calm and your nunchucks at the ready, ExceptForWhenYouGetWorkedUpAndStartSpeakingSoFastT hatEverythingGetsJumbledTogether.
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==>: Be the not bisexual nor straight one with a beard with weird sandals
Hmm.. Shut up! It's a stubble, too!
Cloud of Dreams
Land of Beef Jerky and Chicken Nuggets (LOBJACN lol hao u pronaunce dat?)
Hmm.. Is there any way I can serve you today?
Your name is HAERO LITTLUN, a proud age of NINE SOLAR SWEEPS. You love music, ORCHESTRA, HIP HOP, ROCK, TRANCE, any kind of music. You carry HEADPHONES around, for FASHION and MUSIC PURPOSES. Although, your FAVORITE one is GIRL J-POP. Apparently they have other ALIEN LANGUAGES in ALTERNIA or EARTH or whatever it was from. For some REASON, you carry MUSIC ELECTRONICS with you EVERYWHERE with MUSIC ON. At MEETINGS, AT WORK, and even while you SLEEP. Music, so ADDICTING. You play ALOT of INSTRUMENTS, FLUTES, GUITARS, DRUMS, VUVUZELAS, etcetc.
Wow, you're so BORING. Oh fine, you have uh.. a STRONG FASCINATION with MEN. You are EMBARRASSED by this FACT, but you can't CONTROL IT SADLY. ANY KIND of GUY you see, (Well not the FAT or MENTAL guys) you start to fall a BIT IN MATESPRITE-MODE. What? MEN EARTHLINGS act GIRLY when they like GUYS? Seriously? Well, you are not the SHOPPING TYPE. You start to get a bit SHY whenever a guy is CLOSE IN RANGE. Are you even a TROLL? This HABIT is RIDICULOUS, but it's not like ANYBODY can do ANYTHING about it anyway. Which is pretty sad, really.
You're like a FAME MONSTER, you really like it when people INSULT, COMPLIMENT, or TALK ABOUT YOU. You'd do ANYTHING to get one's ATTENTION, and you'd even GIVE THEM SOMETHING that EVERYONE would want so that they'd like you. What's even more funnier is that you act really MODEST, so BASICALLY YOU WANT THE ATTENTION BUT YOU DON'T AT THE SAME TIME. You so RIDICULOUS.
You're a GAMER FREAK, and own so much GAMES it's STUPID. TRARIO, LEGEND of TRELDA, BIOTROLL, TROLL SPACE, SILENT TROLL, RESIDENT TROLL, EVERYTHING. Your HOUSE is STACKED with GAME MAGAZINES, and you own almost every CONSOLE. Your BANK ACCOUNT is close to BANKRUPTCY due to this. When can you have a LIFE?
Your STRIFE SPECIBI is STEREOKIND, you BLAST MUSIC in their EARS like the most AWESOMEST GUY in the world.
Your LUSUS is a CRICKET, which makes the most BEAUTIFUL MUSIC EVER. SO BEAUTIFUL SO VIVID.
Your TROLLIAN is exceptionalPop and Hmm.. you speak in a thoughtful tone.
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here, i found warmth, comfort, and my life's true purpose.
Your name is STYRKA GLIESE.
Click your name, it's a link to your THEME SONG.
A BIGASS BLOCK OF TEXT explaining just who you are is only ONE BUTTON CLICK AWAY.
Your trolltag is astralAstronomer, and when y*u elect t* transcribe y*ur ruminati*ns textually and transmit them t* y*ur peers/y*u find it t* be bey*nd the sc*pe *f y*ur f*midable c*gnitive faculties t* d* s* with*ut the implementati*n *f the param*unt v*lume *f fl*wery descript*rs that the *rnate art *f linguistic expressi*n can c*ncievably c*nd*ne. If you were fated to be involved in an EXISTENTIALLY CONFOUNDING GAME with the few comrades you voluntarily maintain contact with on VENTROLLIAN, you somehow believe that the LAND OF STONE AND STARS is where you would find yourself playing the role of SEER OF SPACE.
Last edited by Turdgore Cornslime; 03-05-2011 at 08:58 PM. Reason: fart fuck hell
Alright, I tried. I failed. Lots of lots of feedback appreciated. Also, I have little notes of what I don't like because this is a rough copy, so on my good one I will remove it.
(Warning: Shitty spriting inbound)
> Be the hater
Ok. Enough of that bullshit huh?
YOU ARE TOB ISKET. (Name suggestions?) You are what most would describe as a "Hater" though you don't think your that bad. You are 7 sweeps old and you have a few intrests, mainly computers, and although you are profficent, you never felt the need to learn how to script. You also like to chat with people and read books, but not as much as the latter. (Does the latter sound like it is referring to computers or the chatting?) Your trolltag (I can't get tinychum to install, so could someone PM some help on that?) is apeshitBananas (Or something like easilyAngered or antiSmiles?) and it is YOUR BIGGEST REGRET. EVER. ...Y-u talk in a n-gative mann-r and ar- rar-ly in a g--d m--d...(Can anyone read that?) You like to act like your cool, and those shades are your newest scheme. You use SHIVKIND as your strife specibus, mostly because it is light and deadly, and doesn't require too much skill. Your Lusus is a giant Seismosaurus and you are indiffrent towards him. (I can't think of anything else to say about the Lusus.) Your modus is set to SUBTRACTION MODUS, which is complicated to explain, but it works mostly like this: (Is this getting too long? )
You have 9 cards. If you wanted to use your 3rd card, you would have to take, for example, the 8th card minus the 5th card, to get the 3rd card. After getting the items, all 3 cards go to the USED pile, and can't be used again until you do another equation. If you have 9 cards, then the "first" card, is labelled "0" and by using 0, you can sometimes use up only 2 cards. (Is this too complicated? I thought about drawing a graph instead..)
And that's as much as I could think of. I probally need to order it better, and I obviously need help with pretty much everything else. I will make a better sprite later too.
Last edited by Turrnip; 03-08-2011 at 05:07 PM.
L3V3L UP T3R3Z1! >:]
>Be the Anti-Social Nerd
Your are now TORIAN REIPAT.
You live a largely solitary life with your GIANT QUILL BEAST LUSUS, because it seems it's crabbiness to basically any living thing (and also a few quills.) has rubbed onto you.
During the LARGE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND ALONE in your life, you have managed to gain a FEW INTERESTS.
You have a FONDNESS FOR GAME MAKING, but you aren't VERY GOOD AT IT due to your SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, you also have an interest in THE ARTS OF SOUND BLURTING known as MUSIC MAKING, but you aren't very good at it, despite this fact, you like to go by the name BINARY PIE as a MUSICAL ALIAS.
You are FASCINATED BY OLD TECHNOLOGY, an have gathered a LARGE COLLECTION of it over the years, it is literally starting to pile up, you sometimes disassemble or repair some of it, and are AN ASPIRING MECHANIC.
You go by binaryPie on trollian and YoU kInDa FuCkEd Up YoUr KeYbOaRd.
gahhh there's a huge chance a newbie is gonna screw up. Here's goes nothing! :P
also please correct me if i make a mistake it will help me tons!!
--> Be the girl with the ponytail and patched pants
Your name is MILO LOVIRE and you have no idea why your wear such silly things.
Maybe you do it because your bored or maybe your just, just ignourant.
You take great intrests in WORKING WITH FIRE, you always wear your goggles when your fixing parts that broke or just using them for no reason. You hate the OCEAN AND WATER ITSELF and can't swim at all, if you tried you'd probaly drown.
You have the greatest facisnation for COLOURS and you really don't care what others say about YOUR UTTERLY DISGUSTING GOLD BLOOD. It's inside you, So what?
Your pants rip all the time and it gets annoying, so you decided to take your favorite colours and sew them onto your pants. You live in your hive within the forest with your annoying lusus that gets yells at you for everything and anything.
Your very NARCISSTIC and a big bitch. You sigh alot and all you do is complain.
Your trolltag is: ballisticMobilizer and you type with irritation:
Nooo iii aaammm nnnnooootttt aaaa stuuuppiiidddd mmmoottthhherrrrffuucckkerrr >:T
Last edited by KAtlynAmber; 03-06-2011 at 04:28 PM. Reason: forgot to capatalize name
>BE THE SHUT-IN
You are benignBinary and you are a shut-in. Despite your high blood, you hide in a small hive and are rather paranoid of others. Using you amazing ROBOTICS and PROGRAMMING skills to build gravity-defying boxes that act as sentries and your avatar to the outside world. You are otherwise a rather weak and cowardly troll. You speak in a [color="darkblue']subdued manner...but 1n a way that reflects 1 0f y0ur sk1lls...[/color]
Your lusus...you never had one since you escaped that caverns and escaped the culling of lusus-less wrigglers.
You hive is well hidden.
Your modus is Binary, which breaks down the object into raw data which you need to duplicate to get something out.
You strife is SentryKind, which means you use your sentries' weapons.
You are still wanting of socialization despite your cowardice.
Closeup of symbol:
Last edited by NinjaPope; 03-05-2011 at 05:36 PM.
-> Be the chill sea-dwelling troll.
Your name is Saphyr Domvoi, and you prefer the term "zen" over "chill". You actually have few interests, those being training kung-fu during the day, and reading rainbowdrinker stories. Let's go over each of those, shall we?
The first one is the cause for your dark and tanned skin. You go to sleep at 2 am and wake up at midday, and then you train the whole six hours until sunset, while the other trolls are still asleep. During the first three hours of sunlight you train underwater, on the large platform on top of your hive, and after that, when the sunlight's weaker, you swim up to a small deserted island close to your hive, where you continue your training naked so that you can keep your tan even.
Yes, you have dark skin because of all these sweeps you spent training under the harsh Alternian sun, causing you to develop resistance to the sunlight, both on your skin and your eyes. You train using staves you make with the bamboos that grow on the little island close to your hive, and you always keep at least two spares with you at all times.
Now for the second interest. You're not afraid to admit that you absolutely love rainbowdrinkers, even though you know that they're fake and there's no way in hell they'll even be real. You even honed yourself to like the taste of blood of any kind, and you don't hesitate to bite other trolls when you get the chance. Which usually comes by either you asking them if you can do it, or by (when you just don't like them) sneaking into their homes while they're asleep and taking their blood without their permition.
When you perform the second one, you coat your fangs with a special chemical you've discovered by accident, produced by a certain type of algae that grows close to your hive. You were injured one day, and the algae's toxins got into your bloodstream and knocked you out in less than a minute. The current took you away from the toxins, so you woke up not long after, and then you found what had caused you to faint, so you use those toxins to your advantage.
You wrap some algae around your fangs and keep them there until you arrive at your target's hive, throwing them away before you bite the troll, or else they'd stay unconscious for a whole night, or maybe longer, who knows! Luckily for you the toxins only work when they get into one's bloodstream, so you're safe when you put them on your mouth, even if the taste's not that good.
Your lusus is a really big and aquatic version of what humans would call an "eastern dragon". She has a long snake-like body with frills on her back and a pair of large fins where her arms would be. Her head is as long as your height, and she's very loving and caring, but also quite strict with her teachings. You call her Opal.
You're not a hemoloyalist, since your kung-fu training, as well as your lusus, have taught you that every living being is equal in their essences. But you do keep the mask of hemoloyalism whenever you talk to someone that does the same, even if you know that your words are empty.
You're generally very calm and contained. It's really hard to get you angry, annoyed, or sad enough (or any stronger emotion really) for you to actually show it, and even then you might end up sounding a little distant. Though you can also be really nice when you think you know the troll enough for that.
As mentioned earlier, you use staffKind for a Strife Specibus, and you always keep a minimum of three bamboo staves in there, two spares and a main one, though they are all pretty much equal anyway.
You Fetch Modus is the Mood Modus, where the way items get uncaptchalogued is affected by your current mood. When you're calm the item is uncaptchalogued normally; when angry the item gets pretty much pchoo'ed out of the card; when annoyed the item gets thrown at your general direction; and when sad the item just falls from the card, away from you most of the times.
Your trolltag is zenBloodstain and the|emptyness|0f|y0ur|w0rds|sh0ws|up|thr0ugh|y0ur| manner|0f|speaking
Sorry for the repost, wanted to edit this guy but the thread is locked!
>Be the uppity sea captain again_
You cannot be the uppity sea captain for you are neither uppity nor a captain! You are in fact a noble and heroic admiral, if you do say so yourself.
Your name is FERROS IOHARI, though most of your friends and enemies know you as ADMIRAL IRONCLAD, scourge of all pirates.
Your trolltag is ironcladIconoclast and you speak with the Command and Conviction Congruent with your C-dwelling Caste. Most of the time.
You are the Prince of Void in the Land of Depths and Corrosion.
Summary and more pics:
Last edited by AdmiralIronclad; 04-18-2011 at 08:58 PM.
Fantrolls, RPs and other miscellanea:
Gonna be using this guy (along with MU) for another RP in the future. Just thought I'd put his profile up here.
Your name is PHITOH PETRUS.
You like to think you are as CHARISMATIC AND WELL-SPOKEN as a highblood should rightly be, and you usually are, even if it doesn't really come across in text. Despite knowing your place in the hemospectrum you act QUITE CIVIL AND FRIENDLY even to those below you. You are also a ROMANTIC AT HEART, even if you generally limit himself to those at the higher end of the spectrum, like a sensible highblood should. However, you have a FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC and REGRETTABLY UNCONTROLLABLE BACKSTABBING TENDENCIES that tend to impair your relationships.
Not that you really mind. You can't beat the adrenaline rush you get from blowing up your lover's hive.
You have had a FASCINATION WITH EXPLOSIVE DEVICES as long as you can remember. You enjoy EXPERIMENTING WITH NEW "RECIPES", which has led to some unfortunate accidents which are to blame for the burns on your face and up your arms. But you still don't mind. You just can't get enough of the effect that a good explosion has on your PARTIALLY THERMOGRAPHIC VISION. That, and it's just so THRILLING. You love a bit of excitement in any aspect of your life. You're just kind of an ADRENALINE JUNKIE like that, you suppose.
Your trolltag is prudentVantage, AND YOU TYPE IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO A TELEGRAM USING ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION STOP
I wanna thank scintillatingMoniker and ZDG for showing me that videogame reference Trolls can turn out pretty sweet. :3
> Be the Bunker Inhabitant
Last edited by adamantRevolutionary; 03-06-2011 at 04:42 AM. Reason: Forgot horns, derp
So, so sorry for reposting this, but I edited stuff a bit and fixed his design.
Your name is TUVORT AGNITA. You’re 8 sweeps old, and you don’t give a flying fuck. Your blood is the same colour as the ORANGE on your shirt, and you’ve learned to ignore it if other trolls TAUNT you. Which they tend to do. By now, the orange has become a sarcastic reply. You hold yourself with indifference and self-irony. You don’t talk about yourself. You’re interested in anything that means you don’t have to be outside too much, especially playing online MINI-GAMES and DRAWING. You only see one other troll on a regular basis, but that too is something you’d RATHER NOT speak of.
You aren’t close to your lusus, a CRANE with horns, never have been.
Your trolltag is laughableIllustrator and you dont have thetime for proper grammar or being nice ingeneral
M y o w n c h u m h a n d l e
T R O L L S
>Be the troll that collects SHINY CRYSTALS.
Your name is Aeolya Czyalto, you're over 600 solar sweeps old. You are a troll that never ages.
You are very fond of collecting SHINY CRYSTALS, your hive is really FULL of those.
You actually have some very cool interests, most of them are OBVIOUSLY COLLECTING SHINY CRYSTALS, going on ADVENTURES and planting RARE FLOWERS. Your hive is really full of POTS AND POTS OF SHINY CRYSTALS, VERY DANGEROUS PLANTS and TONS OF MYSTERIOUS DOLLS, most of the doll give you some creeps, but you can get over it.
Your Strife Specibii is spikeclubkind, you only strife when there are SOME ROBBERS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHINY CRYSTALS.
Your Lusus is some kind of THREE EYED SKUNK that actually finds you LOTS OF SHINY CRYSTALS.
Your fetch modus is set to FIND, you actually hate it. You need to find the item you stored to get it released.
You are the DUCHESS OF IMAGINATION and your land is the LAND OF SHRINES AND FORESTS.
Your trolltag is blessedInfiltrator and you rewly talk very kewt :>
>Be the graceful one
Your name is BALAR ROZOA, and like any good troll, you have a variety of INTERESTS (but not too many!). You enjoy the sport of LUSUS WRANGLING, where one captures the aquatic lusi of other trolls with a HOOKED FISHING INSTRUMENT, but you always let them free, of course. You're not some BARBARIAN LUSUS-MURDERER, after all. Unfortunately, you seem to be the only troll to enjoy that activity, but that also makes you THE BEST AT IT. You find SWIMMING to be the most GRACEFUL activity, but, alas, you're just DAMN TERRIBLE AT IT. You win some, you lose some.
While you're not as HATEFUL as some other trolls, as a member of the ROYAL CLASS, you are bound to reinforce your place among your PEERS. Your PEERS, however, are few and far between, since you spend your days drifting across the GREAT ALTERNIAN SEAS on your LUSUS, a giant SEA-JELLY. Just as well, you try to make the best of your CRUSHING LONELINESS. You are often disappointed by things, and you try to behave with the utmost grace. Your trolltag is cnidarianChariot and you speak ina very ~Graceful~ fashion, always trying ta enJoy yourself.
This is a repost of an older profile redone; much better spritework (kudos to hyperkineticSalvo for the AB sprites!) and a revised biography.
AB Sprite (Before):
AB Sprite (After Attack):
> Be the blind underground recluse.
Your trolltag is coreMiner, and you speak in a rath=r unassuming ton= sinc= you r=ally hav=nt b==n out of th= tunn=ls in a whil= and =v=ryon= t=lls you that mayb= you hav= a probl=m with run on s=nt=nc=s and bl=nd your s=nt=nc=s tog=th=r until you stop also you lik= your pick so its th=r= at th= =nd of your lin=s. ---)
If you were to be in an SGrub session, your title would be the Keeper of Sound, in the Land of Caves and Frost.
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>Be the kid with the stupid eye
God who the fuck is this kid. Oh wait, he's you. Your hair and glasses are so stupid. You feel as if said hair and glasses were ripped straight from the Animes. You'd be about half-right.
Your name is CASTRI CARIBA, and you are KIND OF A DORK.
Name: Castri Cariba
Blood color: Orange
Lusus: Reaping Mantis
Strife Specibus: Scythekind
Fetch Modus: Harvest
Typing quirk: Replaces certain letters with currency signs. S, Y, C and c are replaced with $, ¥, € and ¢ sign, respectively
Powers: (Faked) soothsaying abilities via eyeball. Ice Powers via title
Title: Bard of Rime
Land: Land of Smoke and Mirrors (LOSAM)
Denizen: Tezcatlipoca (a Central Aztec God: The Smoking Mirror)
Consort: Horny Toad Lizards
Other Pictures (added as they are done, or whatever
Last edited by Cervos; 03-10-2011 at 04:05 AM.
what a sucky sprite
Your name is Yuberis Prieka. At 8.8 sweeps old, some would call you unnaturally OBSESSED with achieving success and fame at even such a young age. You move towards your GOAL with an unnerring PASSION and MANIA. You would, literally, STOP AT NOTHING to achieve whatever it is you wish to achieve. Because of this, you have a STRICT WORK ETHIC that would drive other trolls mad.
Your trolltag is kraftworkReaction, and Your worts innetiately PEG you as a nan of ACTION. While at first your speech nay SEEN nornal, you are actually extrenely conscious of your nultiple phonenic speech sound tisorters.
Name: Yuberis Prieka
Age: 8.8 sweeps
Color: #361235 (Dark Purple)
All action verbs are placed in CAPS.
Any word relating to 'action' or 'success' is itself placed in CAPS.
Strife Specibus: pistolkind
Fetch Modus: Priority Fetch Modus. Only items with the highest indicated priority will be accessible at a given time.
Picture to be added later. He is also the purple guy in my sig.
Last edited by momatoes; 03-07-2011 at 09:10 AM.
Might as well update his profile now that I have new armor.
And because his old profile kinda sucked and I wrote it before I really got his character down.
Last edited by scintillatingMoniker; 03-07-2011 at 06:19 AM.
> Be the shady character.
Your name is AARON DRUITT.
You were born a SEA DWELLER and were once a member of the AQUATIC ARISTOCRACY. You never really fit in with the upper classes because of your BEHAVIOUR AND LIFESTYLE CHOICES so you decided to leave the ocean to start a NEW LIFE ON LAND. The reason you were never accepted amongst the aristocracy is that you are a ROGUE AT HEART.
You love nothing more than engaging in ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES. Forgery, robbery, blackmail, arson, littering, you'll try your hand at anything. You don't even really care if you profit from your deeds. For you it's all about THE THRILL OF THE CRIME ITSELF. While you try to maintain an AFFABLY EVIL PERSONA your VOLITILE PERSONALITY and your disregard for the PERSONAL SPACE of others means that people tend to think of you as a TERRIFYING CREEP which you guess you kind of are.
Sadly your SEA DWELLING LUSUS was unable to make the trip to land with you so you had to EAT HIM. Well okay you didn't have to eat him but it was his own damn fault really. Swimming around all day being a delicious GIANT EEL he was asking for it. You are very partial to the taste of eel, the only thing tastier than eels are POLO MINTS an Alternian candy that we wouldn't have on earth.
You enjoy your drink just as much as you enjoy your food and have something of a reputation as an INFAMOUS BOOZEHOUND. You enjoy regular trips down to your local boozer with your MATES. Your mates being whoever you can find and INTIMIDATE INTO HAVING A DRINK WITH YOU. You have even invented several COCKTAILS of your own, all of which have DISASTROUS SIDE EFFECTS.
You other interests include KNIVES. You really like knives, which is just as well considering that you've allocated KNIFEKIND to your strife specibus. You have a SIZEABLE COLLECTION of them back in your hive and you insist on NAMING ALL OF THEM. For example your favorite knife which you carry with you at all times is called BLOODY MARY. You've had dear sweet Mary since you were just a wee wriggler. Though the world may turn against you Mary would never leave you. She is like the lusus you never ate.
In spite of your anti-social behaviour boardering on the SOCIOPATHIC, deep down you JUST WANT TO BE LOVED. Underneath your cold gruff exterior beats the heart of a ROMANTIC. You have so much love to give, if only you could find a matesprit to share it with. Sadly your method of expressing your love usually involves REPEATED STABBINGS and you're the kind of troll that WEARS HIS HEART ON HIS SLEEVE. It's not your fualt, it was your lusus. He used to beat you when you were just a wriggler. To be fair you were usually trying to eat him at the time but still.
Your trolltag is cockneyNutjob and YOu talk like a right Old geezer.
((Will update at some point to include other stuff like fetch modus, title, land ect.))
Last edited by MostlyHarmless; 03-07-2011 at 10:00 AM.
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