>Be the Sheepish Adolescent
Okay! Wh-woah, didn't know you meant literally.
Your name is CIMERA QUAGGY, and you are 7 sweeps old. You have very ROYAL MAGNETA BLOOD
. You have an extreme case of TROLL ALBINISM, which is why you look the way you do. It is to the extent of your horns being a very PALE PASTEL MIX of the regular RED, ORANGE, AND YELLOW. Your skin is INCREDIBLY LIGHT and INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE to the Alternian sunrays. You wear GIANT REFLECTIVE GLASSES to shield your PHOTOSENSITIVE EYES to the light. You have STUBBY TEETH, not one of your teeth is sharp at all, making it hard to chew MEATS and ANYTHING RELATIVELY HARD, so you usually eat plantlife.
Your hive is located on one of Alternia's POLAR ICE CAPS, floating adrift on the FROZEN OCEAN. You are INCREDIBLY HIGHBLOODED, and would live UNDERSEA if you could, but the ocean is so darn stubborn and cold that it's near inhabitable! Not that you're not always cold, but living under the sea is impossible, and your stubborn lusus refuses to move. Nonetheless, your hive is filled with BEAUTIFUL ICE CRYSTALS which adorn the walls, and littered with your PILES OF BLANKETS, ASSORTMENTS OF FROZEN SEA ANIMALS, and PILES OF SLIPPERS.
You are a SOMEWHAT SOLITARY TROLL, only taking time out of your hive to tend to ARISTOCRATIC BUSINESS. You are very POLITE, NONAGGRESIVE, and SUBMISSIVE. This means if confronted by an attacker, you'd probably ABSCOND unless you see NO OTHER WAY OF AVOIDING THE SITUATION.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUSES are MACEBALLKIND and PILLOWKIND. Your PILLOWKIND strife specibus isn't as useless as it sounds, when you have the FLUFFERBUSTER, which is your homemade PILLOWKIND weapon. The FLUFFERBUSTER has DEADLY SPIKES all over its surface, but inside it is a wonderful soft haven of fluff. You even made a handle for it, so honestly it's kind of like a deadly weapon rather than a sleeping utensil. Useful, huh?
Your fetch modus is COUNT. In order to get an item out of your modus, you must count how many LETTERS are in the name of the item you are trying to retrieve. Sometimes you get a little sleepy trying to fetch items.
Your lusus is a giant, 14-LEGGED ARMORED BEAST, who is SELF-CONSCIOUS about his POTATO-LIKE figure. He enjoys LONG WALKS on the ice caps, reading the NEWSPRINT, and drinking GRUBJUICE, which is supplied to him by ROYAL and DIGNANT means. You'd never actually drink that crap yourself, but hey. You're not one to judge, eating plantlife all day.
If you were to play SGRUB, your title would be MARTINET OF DREAMS. Your land would be the land of CLOUDS and MUSIC, and your consorts would be PILLBUGS.
Your trolltag is inoperativeMellifluous
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