TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

**DizzySpecibus** · 03-07-2011, 10:34 AM

((Make way, here comes the WALL OF TEXT))

AB Sprite [by Fishman]

You are TYNRIS PASYN. Your blood, a brilliant PANSY PURPLE, places you very high on the spectrum and among the AQUATIC TROLLS. Actually, your blood is very near to the royal TYRIAN PURPLE, but not quite. Though you would never admit it, this fact makes you INCREDIBLY UPSET, to the point of becoming enraged at the mere mention of your blood's CLOSENESS TO ROYALITY, or even worse, someone MISTAKING YOUR BLOOD FOR ROYAL. If this happens, you will quickly attempt to silence them with a wave of your HARPOONKIND, which is just the harpoon, no gun.

You aspire to be a ROYAL ADVISOR, as your lusus has told you one of your blood usually does. Thanks to this hope of a career you attempt to advice people and give advice, you've actually become rather good at it, unless of course you are under ANY PRESSURE or are UNFOCUSED AT ALL, then your advice is usually COMPLETELY USELESS and HORRIBLE.

You are usually a MILD MANNERED TROLL, cheery but not too much, and usually not angry or anything. The exception to this is when you're around NON-AQUATIC TROLLS, frankly, they freak you out. Their lack of gills and fins bothers you, why does their blood make it so they don't have them? When around them you become A BIT NERVOUS, and your words may come out in SOMEWHAT OF A MUMBLE until you know the land dweller better. When around aquatic trolls this only happens when they come off as INTIMIDATING or as TOTAL FUCKASSES. Though, fuckasses usually just PISS YOU OFF, and prompt a take out your harpoonKind.

As stated earlier you live in the VAST OCEANS OF ALTERNIA, as is natural for one as highblooded as you. Your hive resembles a SMALL CASTLE, with one MAIN TOWER and two SMALL BUILDINGS flanking it. Its interior is modest aside from the building on THE LEFT of the main tower, it houses your VARIOUS TRINKETS. These include but aren't limited to, jewelry, statues, gems, medallions, precious weapons, and an item you found that has your SYMBOL ON IT. This marked item is an INSTRUCTION BOOKLET, with hints on how to advise others, this is the reason you are so good at it. You hope with all your heart that THIS WAS YOUR ANCESTORS, you can't be completely sure.

Guarding you and your hive is your lusus, a SEA BASILISK, he is wise, but he has a HORRIBLE TEMPER. This makes him a great protector, but arguments can become QUITE DANGEROUS, as is evident from a few scars on your chest and back, and your lusus' lack of one of his eyes.

You have VARIOUS INTERESTS. One of them is of course, YOUR TRINKETS, which as stated previously are STORED IN YOUR HIVE. You also like to ADVISE PEOPLE, but once again, this was already said. One of your secret interests is FLARPING. Why? Well, you have a little POOL OF RAGE that you keep hidden from everyone you know, and if you DON'T RELEASE IT you tend to FLIP YOUR SHIT and cause some major damage. Flarping allows you to vent this anger by KILLING MONSTERS and occasionally a RIVAL PLAYER. Thanks to these flarping sessions you have never had to experience the effects of PENT UP RAGE.

Finally you like to talk to others through TROLLIAN. You love to advise people who are having problems, especially since very little pressure can be put on your shoulders through the device. When not giving advice you like to engage in calm and preferably intelligent conversations. Your trolltag is modestAdvisor and you tend to Search for phrases that will cause your speech to be increasingly complicated.

Summary

**AdmiralIronclad** · 03-07-2011, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by MostlyHarmless

> Be the shady character.

LOL. He's a peppermint nightmare.

**scintillatingMoniker** · 03-07-2011, 02:00 PM

You've had dear sweet Mary since you were just a wee wriggler. Though the world may turn against you Mary would never leave you. She is like the lusus you never ate.

You are a genius

**Vare E8** · 03-07-2011, 09:05 PM

Hey everyone, first fantroll so let me know if I'm missing anything. Thanks! (thank you to Jervous for the sprite)

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>Be the chill brosef

Your name is Sveere Adiene, though you often call yourself and are referred to as SVEE. You are 7 sweeps old, and your blood color, a bright and vibrant orange, perfectly symbolizes your personality - outgoing, boisterous, and perhaps a bit rash. You live for excitement and fun. With that being said, you tend to be a bit LAZY, but you prefer to describe yourself as CHILL. You often frequent SOPOR-PARTIES, which you shortened to SOPO-PARTS, which you further shortened to SOPOS. These parties involve imbibing sopor slime with other trolls in an attempt to get "messeddd up bro." Honestly you have these parties MUCH TOO OFTEN, and are starting to become more and more LAZY.

Personality-wise, you may be blunt at times, but you are truly kind inside and would never turn down a friend. One of your strengths, one might say (but not you, you're too chill to honk your own horn : o) ) is that you are COMPLETELY HONEST, and at least most of the time HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS. You'll often let out a HAHA to lighten the mood. In fact, you'll let out a lot of haha's.

You tend to drag out some words for "empphhasssiss bro." You also tend to SHORTEN some words you use often; SOPOs are a prime example. These styles seem quite contradictory but sometimes they can work in harmony. For example, "yooo bro im having a sopoooo tonight man haha you wanna come??"

Your interests are fairly limited but you are OPEN TO NEW THINGS. Through your life you've been slightly drawn to FIRE, if only because it seems pretty chill. You don't really like burning stuff, you guess you just like how BLUNT AND PURE it is. You also really enjoy your SICK SHADES, which you wear whenever possible. You even give your smileys a nice pair of shades ( B), BP, B|, B/, B; ), BxD, etc ). They aren't attached to your head or anything, you can take them off or preferable put them ON YOUR FOREHEAD. Other than having/visiting sopos, you also like TALKING with friends on TROLLIAN. Your strife specibus is AXEKIND. What can you say, fire and axes are COOL.

In other areas of your life, you are pretty much ABOVE AVERAGE and good all around at everything. Your main weakness is your laziness. You could potentially be a GREAT WARRIOR or A HERO. This is the cause of many-a-argument with your lusus, AREOS, who happens to resemble a LION. He saw GREAT POTENTIAL in you as a grub, and is all but FRUSTRATED TO DEATH with your LACK OF EFFORT. You don't have any aspirations at the moment, and you get kinda ticked off that your lusus keeps RIDING YOUR ASS about things. Dude keeps telling you to go on adventures and get experienced with your axes and stuff.. totally lame bro. If you were to even ADVENTURE sometime it would be at your OWN LEISURE; you don't really like being commanded to do stuff.

Your blood, being orange, is fairly LOW on the hemospectrum. You don't really mind though, it gets a bit annoying when people look down on you but you're chill with it. If it hasn't become apparent already you are CHILL with a lot of things. Your hive is a fairly BASIC one, big enough to hold quite a few people but very minimalistic.

Your trolltag is effervescentEntity and bro, you tend to like hah idk i guess you tend to type worrddsss lonnggg hah jk nah i mean your all chill and stuff B)

**Limecake** · 03-08-2011, 12:30 AM

> Be the lonely islander.

> Show them your Strife Specibus.

Your name is IFMIRO KIRRIK and you really think fish should leave you alone.

You are somewhat of a LONER and live by yourself on a remote NORTHERN ISLAND. Your HIVE is an IGLOO made of ice that NEVER MELTS so you are still able to use heating elements. Your frigid environment has made your MINOR PSYCHIC ABILITY to be able to control ICE, but only weakly. You can LEVITATE ice shards and PIERCE targets with them in addition to FREEZING small amounts of liquid water to use as shards.

Your INTERESTS include caring for the BIRDS around your island, FISHING, and SLEEPING. Ironically, you DISLIKE FISH and it bothers you that you only catch fish. You once caught a SEADWELLER in your net before and you were IMMEDIATELY LOVESTRUCK. However, she was a HUGE BITCH and left you a pile of fish before leaving for her underwater hive once more. You have NOT caught her or another seadweller since, but you'd like to HOPE you'd find her again.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated to SPEARKIND, but for some INEXPLICABLE REASON, you manage to always get a fish IMPALED onto your weapon, thus changing the abstratus to FISH-ON-A-STICKKIND. Whoever designed this weapon is a DOUCHE. You have accepted this rather hilarious specibus as IT KEEPS HAPPENING BRO.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to ICE BOX. All items sent into your box are WELL-PRESERVED, even if you FORGET about them for several sweeps, which you did to a SANDWICH once, but it was still DELICIOUS. However, the items are FROZEN SOLID when you retrieve them, forcing you to THAW the items out before using them. This also makes HOT objects nearly IMPOSSIBLE to store, which doesn't matter since you live in such a FRIGID environment.

Your trolltag is icyIslander and \/ y-you t-tend t-to s-speak w-w[i]th a f-fr[i]g[i]d t-tone a-at f-f[i]rst, but _i_n t_i_me you warm up so you can speak _i_n a normal fash_i_on \/

Summary

**Adoxographist** · 03-08-2011, 01:13 AM

> Be the scatterbrained troll.

Your name is INQUISET MEMO, but maybe it's not. You are 6 sweeps old, but it's also possible you might not be.

You tend to be a bit FORGETFUL. You like listening to STORIES, and never seem to get bored of them, probably because you can never remember them. You have a large collection of BOOKS and also spend a large amount of time WRITING JOURNALS. You think the journals will help you remember things better, but you can never be sure whether or not they’re actually journals or just books.
You are pretty PASSIVE and NICE, because you tend to forget if anyone's ever been mean to you.

It seems as though you have MISPLACED your EYE. You've been meaning to look for it, but you sometimes forget.
And you're not sure if you remember anything else about yourself.

Your TROLLTAG is fadedAnamnesis and You speak in a pretty
Um
Broken up way
Like you’re not sure how to
Bring things from the past
Into your brain

**Pootporri** · 03-08-2011, 03:51 AM

>Be the Sheepish Adolescent

Okay! Wh-woah, didn't know you meant literally.

Your name is CIMERA QUAGGY, and you are 7 sweeps old. You have very ROYAL MAGNETA BLOOD. You have an extreme case of TROLL ALBINISM, which is why you look the way you do. It is to the extent of your horns being a very PALE PASTEL MIX of the regular RED, ORANGE, AND YELLOW. Your skin is INCREDIBLY LIGHT and INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE to the Alternian sunrays. You wear GIANT REFLECTIVE GLASSES to shield your PHOTOSENSITIVE EYES to the light. You have STUBBY TEETH, not one of your teeth is sharp at all, making it hard to chew MEATS and ANYTHING RELATIVELY HARD, so you usually eat plantlife.

Your hive is located on one of Alternia's POLAR ICE CAPS, floating adrift on the FROZEN OCEAN. You are INCREDIBLY HIGHBLOODED, and would live UNDERSEA if you could, but the ocean is so darn stubborn and cold that it's near inhabitable! Not that you're not always cold, but living under the sea is impossible, and your stubborn lusus refuses to move. Nonetheless, your hive is filled with BEAUTIFUL ICE CRYSTALS which adorn the walls, and littered with your PILES OF BLANKETS, ASSORTMENTS OF FROZEN SEA ANIMALS, and PILES OF SLIPPERS.

You are a SOMEWHAT SOLITARY TROLL, only taking time out of your hive to tend to ARISTOCRATIC BUSINESS. You are very POLITE, NONAGGRESIVE, and SUBMISSIVE. This means if confronted by an attacker, you'd probably ABSCOND unless you see NO OTHER WAY OF AVOIDING THE SITUATION.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUSES are MACEBALLKIND and PILLOWKIND. Your PILLOWKIND strife specibus isn't as useless as it sounds, when you have the FLUFFERBUSTER, which is your homemade PILLOWKIND weapon. The FLUFFERBUSTER has DEADLY SPIKES all over its surface, but inside it is a wonderful soft haven of fluff. You even made a handle for it, so honestly it's kind of like a deadly weapon rather than a sleeping utensil. Useful, huh?

Your fetch modus is COUNT. In order to get an item out of your modus, you must count how many LETTERS are in the name of the item you are trying to retrieve. Sometimes you get a little sleepy trying to fetch items.

Your lusus is a giant, 14-LEGGED ARMORED BEAST, who is SELF-CONSCIOUS about his POTATO-LIKE figure. He enjoys LONG WALKS on the ice caps, reading the NEWSPRINT, and drinking GRUBJUICE, which is supplied to him by ROYAL and DIGNANT means. You'd never actually drink that crap yourself, but hey. You're not one to judge, eating plantlife all day.

If you were to play SGRUB, your title would be MARTINET OF DREAMS. Your land would be the land of CLOUDS and MUSIC, and your consorts would be PILLBUGS.

Your trolltag is inoperativeMellifluous, and you ## enjoy covering your text with aaaaaa thick coaaaaaat of wool aaaaaand extending your aaaaaas ##

**Thunder Reign** · 03-08-2011, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by Pootporri

♥i think i just had a cuteness aneurysm♥
(◉ω◉)

**polarBipede** · 03-08-2011, 09:37 AM

Gosh these last two troll are so damn adorabloodthirsty

**Julia** · 03-08-2011, 11:22 AM

>Be the uptight highblood troll we've seen everytime before. They're all the same, what's so special about this one????? Dammit Jervous, be original for once.

;~;

Your name is Zynnel Patens, and you are a blueblood!!

You actually wish you weren't. Somedays you wish you were just a hemoloyalist brownblood, tending to the fields and growing crop, raising beast on the plains. You want to smell that fresh country air, hear the sounds of nature and even smell the moobeasts in their pens. You always liked the smell of moobeasts.

But alas, it was not meant to be. You were born a blueblood, an aristocrat, who was never cut out for that sort of work. You stay indoors, practicing with weaponry while you await for the draftings for the fleet. You do boring paperwork and waste all your time doing tedious garbage you wish you could just throw out of your hive. Being a highblood is tough. It's tough and nobody understands.

But enough about shattered dreams. Let's talk about your personality! You are usually quite cold in conversation around people you know, especially higherbloods. If they are seadwellers, however, you act sort of like a lapdog, and try to be as polite as possible. You are somewhat sympathetic towards lowerbloods, but a few insults or commands tend to slip out after all that blueblood brainwashing they put you through when you grew up. To trolls you don't know, you tend to be reserved and polite, and make no effort to get to know them.

Your interests were technically already stated, but you're okay with talking about them again. You enjoy farming, and the idea of growing crop and raising beast appeals to you. Maybe you'd just like to live off the land somewhere, but of course your duties do not allow this.

You also enjoy dressing in the latest aristocratic fashions. This is the only perk of being a highblood. At least for you. Not because you like fashion or anything, who cares about fashion? It's because the clothes are so nicely made and so silky soft! They're absolutely wonderful. You could sleep in these clothes. You've started collecting sorts of clothing, but they usually just end up in a huge pile in your respiteblock. This pile is usually called 'the clothing pile' by your colleagues. You detest them.

Your last interest is the GREAT, MAJESTIC AND POWERFUL ART OF THE DANCE. You love dancing. It is your PASSION! But it's kind of a secret, because you're terrible at it and other trolls that indulge in dance like to make fun of you. You DETEST them. DETEST.

YOU DETEST A LOT OF TROLLS but for some reason you have a trolltag. Your tag is interpretiveVillein and you usually have to S-P-E-L-L things out for the I-D-I-O-T-S.

**whattheziek** · 03-08-2011, 12:00 PM

Your name is PIPRE NILPEROS

You have a variety of interests but you are mostly concerned with FOOD.
It is amazing tha you are not a HUGE FATASS, but that is because your LUSUS is USELESS and you have to HUNT FOR ALL YOUR OWN FOOD. Since you are UTALITARIAN (or just plain lazy) your BEDROOM is also your KITCHEN. This can be a problem when you leave the BAKING APPARATUS ON and BURN DOWN ALL YOUR SHIT every few months.

You ... have no distinguishable gender.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with that? Flat as a pancake with hips like the goddamn mothergrub. But you like your PERCEIVED ANDROGYNY and you do everything you can to keep it that way.
You're generally a PRETTY CHILL TROLL, unless someone ASKS YOU ABOUT WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN YOUR STUPID CHECKERED PANTS.

Your trolltag is gluttonousCorkscrew and Ye type wit' a weird accent that kinda FlUcTuAtEs depending on your mood, like.

> PN: Change into some less eye-gouging pants.

Newfag, am I doing it right?

**Masterweaver** · 03-08-2011, 01:42 PM

Um, I cannot download RAR files on my old machine. All my current Alterniabound sprites were plucked from google.... but now I need Terezi's sprites and I can't find that on google... help?

**uncannyUroboros** · 03-08-2011, 06:58 PM

>UU: Waste 612th post on trolldump.

>First off, the evil-looking guy.

Your name is now ZHDOWA UMBERA. (9 Sweeps)

>Be the energetic minor-miner.

Your name is TINCHÉ TLIPOC. (6 Sweeps exact.)

>Be the upbeat coolguy.

Not anymore, you're not. More cool and quiet now. COCTRI POPLAE is your name. (8 sweeps)

>Be the aloof desert king. In casual dress, of course.

Your name is SINICH AGRICE. (11 sweeps old.)
You live in the DESERT. Profile coming soonish.

((QUESTIONS COMMENTS CONCERNS?))
MORE PREFERRED : Advice and critiques?

**Capric Monarchy** · 03-08-2011, 08:02 PM

>Be the VINDICTIVE ADOLESCENT.

Congratulations and gooooood for youuuuuu, and how is it? I hope it's good because it's f*cking useless now isn't it?

Your name is ANGIRA LOREGER and you are 7.85 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD. You are cold blooded and sardonic. You have a slight lust for power and are willing to disregard anything to obtain the power of your ancestor, ENZO NEOVIPER. You are nigh-constantly calm, cool, and collected, and maintain your patience in all situations. You are also sickeningly polite and mannerly. You have shown to have a fondness for reading books, along with other interests such as playing games of all sorts, and listening to libretto scores. Your favorite activity would have to be hunting musclebeasts and undead beings during the dead of night, something you do in order to hone your skills. You are quiet and prefers swords over guns, since you considers firearms unworthy of a "true warrior". Your quietness is not due to a lack of self confidence however; it is because you never show fear over anything. Your reason for this is because "if [your] ancestor did it, [you] should be able to do it as well." Unfortunately, you suck massively with the Swordkind, so you use the Chainkind, the Revolverkind alternatively.

You are willing to embrace your ancestral heritage, and seek to emulate your ancestor's power and cold persona. You mostly just want more power, regardless of the consequences to those around you. Despite your normal personality of cold dismissal, you do cherish two things: the energy blade Blood Cross, a Swordkind from which you stole inherited from your ancestor's remains, and your Lusus, SANKARSHAN, whom you both have taken a liking to lying to each other on a regular basis, almost as if it was a game. You seem to be faking your politeness by occasionally quoting your ancestor: "In civilization there have to be some restraints. If we followed every impulse, we'd be killing one another," but it's unknown whether or not you're lying as always.

Your Troll-Tag is silencedRebellion, and you converse with predilection by the intelligentsia to engage in the manifestation of prolix exposition through a buzzword disposition form of communication notwithstanding the availability of more comprehensible diminutive alternatives.

**Cervos** · 03-08-2011, 08:05 PM

>Be the Chav

You fail to be the Chav because the Chav is too busy being the Chav for you to be too busy to let others be the Chav

You be the Chav anyways.

This Chav's name is INNITT PROPPA and you are the definitive of a DOUCHEBAG

at least that's what others think. You personally think you are a GIFT FROM GOD ITSELF, whoever that is.

your trolltag is burberryBigot and you fockin' talk all bluddy Mint. erryfing is fockin' Mint!

Everything is mint because you have mint blood. You believe it is THE BEST blood color. Or rather, the MINTEST BLOOD

Aside from your blood, and yourself overall, you also love cigarettes. In fact, your love for them is borderline fetishistic, but you're bluddy alright with 'dat.

You also love drinking and smashing bottles over people's heads, hence your BOTTLEKIND specibus.

Yer also way too fucking lazy to type much more. Bluddy 'ell.

OUTFITS

**grimlive95** · 03-08-2011, 09:34 PM

Your name is Nikko Nantua.

Your interests pretty much boil down to FLARPING, and you are always the Dungeon Master. Always in every game. Your obsession lies not with tangible wealth, but within the gold coins used as the game's currency.

You like to pretend to help players by leading them to their death in hilarious ways, such as telling them that their shields can withstand the attacks of a MUDORIAN URSABEAST with a lucky roll, knowing full well that URSABEASTS have a special ability to penetrate any armor. Besides, they're only level 2 and their armor is a paper hat. Another favorite trick of yours is giving them the BAG OF BETRAYAL to store their weapons, so that whatever they pull out is instantly turned on them.

Your trolltag is jossDebel and you Speak with a convviction as iff lecturring a dissciple befforre his ffirrst grreat adventurre.

> Nikko: Show them your moves.

**maya** · 03-08-2011, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by grimlive95

i love this so much that there are no words for my love for it.

**Awkward** · 03-09-2011, 02:36 AM

>be the awkward one who is lacking footwear

Your name is CHOROS BAAION and you're pretty sure you are AROUND 6 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD. You are pretty much HUGE MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT and tend to be incredibly FORGETFUL. Did we mention a COMPLETE IDIOT? Oh, yes. Yes we did. Sorry about that. You lack BASIC SOCIAL SKILLS and tend to APOLOGIZE when you think you've said something wrong. Which is almost constantly. You are also really really CLUMSY, you can't walk across the room without somehow tripping. But other than that you are generally friendly and always excited to TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE. Because that means you can attempt to not be quite as AWKWARD as you usually are.

Interests? What are tho- Oh. Right, sorry. Your interests include DANCING, DESTROYING SHOES, and reading books on SOCIAL PROTOCOL. You feel as though you have a reason for you extreme dislike of footwear, you do not. As far as you are concerned shoes are the ESSENCE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL. Since you are so bad at expressing your thoughts verbally, if the person is there you tend to drag them into a DANCE. Usually this ends HORRIBLY as you are a CLUMSY IDIOT and end up stepping on their foot and spraining it or something worse. But sometimes you get lucky and everything goes better than expected. When you have no idea what to say and are utterly confused you usually just STICK OUT your tongue. What else are you supposed to do? Dance with them? Wait...

Your trolltag is awkwardWaltz and yOU_pUt_ExcEssIve_EEEmphAsIs_On_vOwEls_And_spAcIng ._

tl;dr version

**Awkward** · 03-09-2011, 03:04 AM

Oops, double post. Forums. How do they work?
Sorry!

**Masterweaver** · 03-09-2011, 10:00 AM

THE FOLLOWING TROLL WAS MADE FOR ALTERNIADOOMED AND WILL THEREFORE NEVER PLAY SGRUB.
>Be the crazed scavenger

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your name is... maybe it's Leanii? Yes, Leanii... something. But who cares! You're alive! You're a blue blood now! NO, PURPLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You've pilfered the best garb from the hives you've come across and oh so incidentally decided that your yellow blood meant nothing. You're alive therefore you're in charge! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's right! You've changed your trolltag from demurringDamsel to deceivingDominatrix! And anybody who doesn't obey you will suffer your wrath! Because you're alive and therefore OBVIOUSLY BETTER TEN EVERYONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lusus? Oh, the lusii are all dead now. And who cares, that TWIGMIMIC was never useful anyway! Except as food. You think you ate her. You're not sure.

You know you survived... whatever, by disconnecting your mind almost entirely. That's your psychic power. You can disconnect portions of your mind from each other. Unfortunately this had the side effect of robbing you of a lot of your memories and inhibitions and quite frankly driving your transformation into the DECEIVING DOMINATRIX. You could, in theory, gather all your mind together again... but whatever it was that killed everybody might still be in there. So you keep away, because you don't want to make yourself less then you are.

BECAUSE CLEARLY, YOU ARE NOW TE BEST. And that's why you're gathering all the strife portfolios and specibi you can. Those who are the best are often hounded by those who want to be better then them. You haven't found a jokerkind yet though, so you're limited to clubkind and bladekind and hammerkind right now...

Your fetch modus... you've forgotten how it works. You're trying to find a new one before ejecting it. You have gathered that the sylladex cards are arranged on a game board of some sort, and if you move the right piece to the right place they activate... except the pieces move on their own sometimes, and not all the pieces move the same way. It's all a game, isn't it? IT'S ALL A GAME TO TEM! BUT YOU WON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHA!

You've changed your text color from yellow to blue and where you were once quieh anh hemure, so as ho avoih bringing wrahh on you, you are now BOLD AND JOYVUL! TIS WORLD IS YOURS! AND IV ANY VOOL DOES NOT QUAKE BEVORE YOUR SEER GREATNESS, TEY WILL BURN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

**Bandot** · 03-09-2011, 03:05 PM

>Be the messy girl

Your name is LEMNI POQUOT, and you are approximately 6 solar sweeps old... or maybe 5 and a half idk. You have BRIGHT BLUE BLOOD, so you are not really royalty. You do not like to brush your HAIR, and wake up every morning with a bad case of BEDHEAD from your colorful RECUPERACOON. Your nature is a friendly one, and you really dislike the SNOBBY TYPE OF ROYALTY and others in general. You also dislike many other things, such as WEEABOOS or OTAKUS and think of them as MORONS. You always wear your favorite blue SLIP ON SHOES and cyan HAIRCLIP.

Your hive is located in the ALTERNIAN MOUNTAIN PLATEAUS. Your previous hive used to be in the ALTERNIAN DESERTS, but you have grown very fond of plantlife and chronic rains. Your hive has VERY LUSH GREEN GRASSES and CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER surrounding it. They are mostly for show, but you let the ABUNDANT ALTERNIAN WILDLIFE graze and live off them. Inside your large hive is VARIOUS RARE PLANTLIFE in your beautiful BOTANICAL GARDENS. You have an assortment of pets and also have an affinity for WINGED CREATURES that reside in the main floors of your hive. Your large bedroom is located in the TOP TOWER of your hive which is crawling with CHOKING IVY.

Your lusus is a GARGOYLE and is of a PROTECTIVE NATURE. Ever since you were a wriggler, you did not have the need to fight or protect yourself, as your LUSUS did that for you. If confronted, your LUSUS would most likely defend you with its life and give you a chance to escape.

In your STRIFE SPECIBUS is your favorite weapons(more like toys actually). It contains both YO-YOKIND and SQUIRTGUNKIND. Your YO-YOKIND SPECIBUS is usually the more effective type of weapon and is mostly used to lasso RARE AVIANS and OTHER ANIMALS. As for the SQUIRTGUNKIND, you use that to remind your pets who's boss.

Your fetch modus is FLIP. To retrieve an item of your choosing, you must flip call a side and flip a COIN. If it lands on your CHOSEN SIDE, you retrieve the item from your MODUS. If it does not, you may not try for the chosen item until after the next coin-flip is made.

Your trolltag is dormantBotonist and you speak |n a we|rd type of way |n wh|ch you replace your i's with plant stems.

**Masterweaver** · 03-09-2011, 03:13 PM

As the forum only accepts [ color=#HEXCODE ] brackets, I humbly direct you here.

**Fishman** · 03-09-2011, 05:59 PM

Made some shit for my personal use that can also be considered a template.

Unprototyped Kings and Queens. I kept the Cape on the Kings because it looks cool.

**Masterweaver** · 03-09-2011, 06:10 PM

>Be the outcast teacher.

Your name is JEYLAS DURKSI. Well, it was, back before you left society. Now you have decided that you have no name. You've been out here in the desert for so long, you've forgotten how old you are. But, at a rough estimate, you'd say you're about... sixteen sweeps? Mmm. Not that it matters.

Long ago, your psychic power to FEEL OTHER'S PAIN simply grew to be too much to bear, and you just ran away with your SPARKLEWING LUSUS. Over time, you learned to survive in the harsh area of the desert, your lusus providing shade in the day while you slept without sopor slime on the burning burning sands. Your long journeys have bleached what little clothing you have left, you have almost no sense of physical modesty, and your eyesight is NOT ALL THAT GOOD. However, you have learned to MANIPULATE, CREATE, AND REMOVE OTHER'S PAIN, as well as your own, and grown quite adept at finding sustenance in a harsh world.

Quite recently, you found a dead ORANGE BLOOD in the desert. Not one to mourn, you robbed his corpse of some various trinkets, including his portable computing device, and started an online blog as the Desert Marabout. You provide advice, romantic and practical, to whoever visits your website. A few people seem to be exceedingly interesting in your opinion, and you've made a friend or two online.

Your fetch modus, not that you use it often, is SPOT KIND, wherein the images of the objects in your sylladex are hidden in a massive picture and you must find them in order to access them. You chose this modus originally to distract you from your CONSTANT OVERLOAD OF PAIN, but now you usually just look at it for the colors, as your poor eyesight kind of makes getting things out a chore. In combat, you use your PSYCHIC PAIN POWER to overload your opponent's pain threshhold, but you do have a FISTKIND strife specibus if that fails.

Recently, you have found yourself DREAMING OF A GOLDEN CITY, populated by white beings and punctuated by visionary clouds. What this means, exactly, you do not know. But for some reason, the WHITE BEINGS are in awe of you and call you the SEER of SOUL. You've actually spent some time advising a few of them on family issues.

Your trolltag is desertMarabout and you whiiizpeh wiiith the motiiion of the dezeht dunez...

**adamantRevolutionary** · 03-09-2011, 06:53 PM

> Be the rocker necromancer

Your name is MELPOM COTHUR, and unfortunately only one of those is right.

You've always had a fascination with the macabre and the morbid, and you've devoted your life to the fascinating study of all things GRIMDARK. MONSTEROLOGY, SPOOKTOMETRY, ECTOBIOLOGY... you love it all. Your one dream in life is to join the ranks of the CADAVATEERS - the most powerful order of NECROMANCERS and DARK WIZARDS ever to walk the nights of Alternia. You already got this SWEET ROBE to wear when you become one! RAINBOW DRINKERS and ZOMBIES are your favorite kinds of undead, and you'd probably swoon if you ever met the former in person - although not so much for the latter.

Let's talk about your taste in music. You're a conoisseur of the fine Alternian art known as DEATH METAL, although anything classified as ROCK is fine by you. You attend every CONCERT you can, even if the death tolls in the crowd are insanely high. You've avoided being trampeled or mauled to death in a mosh pit so far, so you don't see any reason to miss some awesome music for something as abstract as "personal safety". You've even set your strife specibus to AXEKIND because you feel like such a badass with one... who cares if you have no idea how to play it?

Your love of the undead borders on zealotry, and you're convinced that you just have to meet one of them! This is why you cover yourself from head to toe and put on several shades of sunglasses in the morning to try and find a real life rainbow drinker. So far, no luck... but you're getting close. You can feel it. One of these days you're going to find one, even if you have no idea what you're going to do after that.

It's not like intruding on a cannibalistic member of the undead during it's feeding hours could possibly go wrong... right?

Your trolltag is phantasmicFanatic and Haha man, you like to speak casually and not complicate shit!

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