TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

**Son_of_Orion** · 03-11-2011, 12:13 PM

Alright, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.

**TheRedMage** · 03-11-2011, 03:42 PM

>Be the Crippled Fellow

Your name is SETERN UVAGRAE. You are approximately SEVEN AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD. You have some interests, but not that many. Most of them don't require going outside because you are HAVE PROBLEMS WALKING. Luckily you can usaully live off what remains caught in your VENUS FLYTRAP lusus, so you rarely need to wander off. You usually use a CANE when you do.

You have a sharp SENSE OF FASHION. You could easily be wearing snazzy outfits all the time. You usually prefer donning an ever elegant SUIT. You have an interest in PHILOSOPHY. You used to enjoy EXTREME ROLEPLAYING but one of your friends' erratic behavior once lead to your LEFT LEG BEING HORRIBLY BROKEN. It never quite healed right. You usually spend your time inside READING or listening to CLASSICAL MUSIC. You don't understand much about computers.

Your survival up to now is mostly thanks to your ability to BE VERY DIFFICULT TO NOTICE. Your strife specibus is PISTOLKIND thanks to which you can dispatch enemies from a distance. Your blood places you at the exact middle of the hemospectrum. You tend to be pretty calm and collected, but some topics just get you riled up. Your trolltag is reflectiveAdvisor and you
make pauses at
random while
speaking

Later on, you will be the KNIGHT OF CHANGE in the LAND OF SHORES AND THUNDER.

Condensed SGRUB info:

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Setern is part of an RP group which will hopefully be made of 22 trolls, each associated with one of the major arcana of the tarots. He is number 16, "The Tower", and his symbol isn't a 91 but an upside down 16: the tower arcana is usually associated with ruin and destruction but when drawn upside down it can mean "the destructions that comes before a rebuilding" and he thinks his actions will trigger a revolution for the better. Btw, Sileia in last page was number 7, "The Chariot" and Turaya, same page, is 17, "The Star" in the same set.

**autumnowl23** · 03-11-2011, 11:18 PM

I've been working on this for a while, and I'd love input.

**Lazyboy21350** · 03-11-2011, 11:46 PM

Your name is DUREC ZIMORRA

You have blue blood but you couldn’t give less of a shit about the hemospectrum so you don’t lord it over other trolls. You don’t give a shit about a lot of things.

Your PERSONALITY is a bit hard to explain, basically you change how you act constantly meaning that one second you could be NICE and PLEASANT the next you are SARCASTIC and a bit RUDE. It all really depends on WHO you are talking to, WHERE you are, and WHATS happening.

You don’t really have that many INTERESTS. You like to play VIDEO GAMES a lot, you think you are REALLY GOOD AT THEM. You also like to watch CRITICS and REVIEWERS who bash and make fun of GAMES and MOVIES for being ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE, you even QUOTE them when appropriate. You also really like to listen to MUSIC, usually having a preference for ROCK REMIXES of VIDEO GAME MUSIC which you feel has a lot more soul to it than other forms of music. You carry around a iGrub because of this.

If you ever have a SGRUB session you will be the Scribe of Soul in the Land of Lasers and Rhythm

Your trolltag is snarkyGamer and You type with normAl grAmmAr And sYntAX but cApitAlize the letters thAt Are on A controller.

Summary:

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Well thats my first troll, hooray for me. I know the horns are a bit sucky but I worked with what I got. If anybody wants to improve the sprite any be my guest. Also if somebody would like to make a Alterniabound sprite for this guy as well you will become more awesome.

**Pootporri** · 03-12-2011, 01:07 AM

>Stop making trolls!

No!

>Fine, be the TALL, DARK, and NOT SO HANDSOME adolescent.

You succeed in doing that. This dude is definitely not the best looker you've seen. Infact, put a bag over your head, kid.

>Cover your UGLY MUG.

You do that. You are now DERIVA TIVELL, you are 7.5 SWEEPS OLD, and you are very fond of masks. So much so, that you have created a pile of them in your hive, as well as a pile of UGLY CERAMIC VASES which share your CANDY RED MUTANT BLOODCOLOR. They make you feel not so alone in the world, what with their beautiful painted on patterns and their tough interior. I mean, they're beautiful to you. You can see the PURE BEAUTY in them, but other people might not be able to. This makes you SADDENED.

Speaking of emotions, you're TRULY FUCKED UP in that department. Infact, even your face shows it. Not the emotion part, your face is FUCKED UP at showing emotions, which brings us to your HORRIBLE, TERRIFYING CONDITION. Well, atleast you think so. Anyway, you see, one part of your HORRIBLE MUTILATED FACE shows what you want to think, and as if posessed, the other part of your HORRIBLE, MUTILATED FACE shows the polar opposite of your current emotion. This has caused you NEFARIOUS AMOUNTS of EMBARRASSMENT and SHAME, so you decide to wear a mask most of the time. Now those CURIOUS NOSEBODIES will stop asking you about your UGLY MUG.

Some of your INTERESTS are talking to random NOSEBODIES on pesterchum and collecting TINY CERAMIC SHARDS to make your CERAMIC VASES to add to your WONDERFUL COLLECTION. This takes HOURS AMONG HOURS of work.

You prefer to stay in your SOLITARY HIVE most of the time, the only time you venture out into the HELLHOLE CALLED ALTERNIA is when you absolutely must. But you're trying to grow NEFARIOUS AMOUNTS OF CONFIDENCE lately, so you've been venturing out more often. Your hive is located on the VAST OUTSKIRTS of the COMMUNAL HIVES, where you'd prefer it to be. No need to be in a HUSTLING BUSTLING PLACE with plenty of CURIOUS NOSEBODIES to make fun of your UGLY MUG. Now, that just wouldn't be nice.

On the subject of POLITENESS, you are ABLE to be polite, but if some CURIOUS NOSEBODY tries to MAKE FUN OF YOU, CALL YOU NAMES, or even ATTACK YOU, then that's when you go GRUBSHIT on their asses with your DOUBLE POLEARM. This leads you to your STRIFE SPECIBUS, which is either DOUBLEPOLEARMKIND or DUALWEILDINGDOUBLEPOLEARMKIND. Your preferred weapon of choice is your DUAL WEILDING DOUBLE TROUBLE DISCERNING DEATH POLEARMS, which are basically ORDINARY DOUBLE POLEARMS but they are much more AWESOME because they are painted AMBIGUOUSLY BLACK and are shaped in the form of a BATWING and have NEFARIOUS RHYMES in their deemed titles.

Your FETCH MODUS is MOODRING, which means that to get an item in, you must be a CERTAIN MOOD, and to get an item out, you must be the SAME MOOD as you were when you put the item in. Other than that, easy access!

Your lusus is a GIANT CAVE AVIAN, who has a WINGSPAN the size of your ENTIRE BODY laid horizontally. Seriously, this dude is HUGE. Other than that, he is a very supporting LUSUS, who incidentally SCREAMS in order to use ECHOLOCATION to see. It... It can get annoying.

If you were to play SBURB, your title would be ABDICATOR OF HOPE, your land would be THE LAND OF MONOTONE AND DISTORTION, and your consorts would be RATS.

Your trolltag is geminatedShroud and YOUTENDTOHAVEDUAL~personalities when you happen to type.

**paradoxette** · 03-12-2011, 01:18 AM

And under her mask:

Your name is VENOXI VOITOS and you are a mutant greenblood. In fact, you're a GREENBLOOD SO MUTANT everyone would wish to CULL YOU ON SIGHT if it weren't for how STRIKINGLY FEARSOME you are. So you cover all your skin with bandages to at least blend in with the crowd somewhat better.

You are EIGHT SWEEPS old, and you've been going through your whole life hiding in the ABANDONED SEWER HIVEDISTRICT. Only occassionally, you venture out to the city after BANDAGING YOUR FACE. You wear your favorite long sleeved shirt and jeans all the time because they're conviniently CONCEAL YOUR MUTANT SKIN. They are starting to get worn, but you don't mind.

You are so freakishly mutant that not even the MOST FEARSOME LUSUS wants to choose you. You've been surviving that long with a CULL OR GET CULLED mentality. What you like from your MUTATION is that it grants you a VICIOUS MAW and more than that, all your body is DEADLY TOXIC, so your mouth secrete some VICIOUSLY POISONOUS DROOL to aid you in culling. You're glad that you're UNAFFECTED by your own venom, because you've seen what it does to other trolls and it took you YOUR EARLIER TWO SWEEPS to get used to the sight. You are also unaffected to anything less toxic than yourself.

Due to you being a greenblood, it's convinient that lowbloods just STEER AWAY FROM YOU, and the higherbloods don't want to mess with you much after you've built up SWEEPS OF NOTORIOUS REPUTATION. Even, sometimes, they contact you to ASK HELP ON CULLING some troll they don't particularly like. Of course, you GLEEFULLY DEMAND PAYMENT. Ever since you started doing that, you began making your sewer hive MORE COZY. Now it's at least comparable to a PROPER greenblood's hive, and you're starting to be GLAD that you had this mutation.

Your trolltag is viciousVenomancer and you replikate the way you sspeak bekause ovv your mouth'ss sshape whenevver you're on tchrollian.

**Renegade Electron** · 03-12-2011, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by MostlyHarmless

I will show you all the true face of terror!

Is...is that a Babos troll?

**mediokreKarapase** · 03-12-2011, 02:03 PM

> Be the forgetful troll

...

> Be the forgetful troll

Your name is LALAYA MUNINN. For as long as you can remember, you have had a horrible time REMEMBERING things. Information just has a bit of a habit of slipping right out of your thinkpan. But you don't let that get in your way, despite the fact that it makes cultivating RELATIONSHIPS a bit tricky. You do your best to get by with your reletivley QUICK WIT and CHARMING PERSONALITY.

Your name is LALAYA MUNINN. For as long as you can remember, you have had a horrible time REMEMBERING things. Information just has a bit of a habit of... wait a moment.

Right! INTERESTS! You have some. At least you're pretty sure you do. You are rather fond of MYSTERY NOVELS and CRIME DRAMAS, because no matter how many times you read it, the ending is still a surprise. You think you'd make a decent amature sleuth yourself, if you were able to keep track of your perps and evidence and whatnot though. Still, a girl can dream and so you make good use of the PISTOLKIND specibus, as a sleuth without a PISTOL is like a sleuth without a PISTOL is like a lawnring without a tireswing, which is to say NOT A VERY GOOD SLEUTH AT ALL!

Like many trolls, you dabbled in FLARP for a short while, but were not very good at it because you kept forgetting what you were doing and wandering off. If there's one good thing that your forgetfulness has brought you, it's that you tend to be generally HAPPY and CAREFREE given your inability to recall anything worth worrying about.

Your trolltag is amnesiacDetective and you have a tendency to repeat yourself and pause to... um... recall details! Also, you have a tendency to repeat yourself.

**autumnowl23** · 03-12-2011, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by mediokreKarapase

> Be the forgetful troll

...

> Be the forgetful troll

Your name is LALAYA MUNINN. For as long as you can remember, you have had a horrible time REMEMBERING things. Information just has a bit of a habit of slipping right out of your thinkpan. But you don't let that get in your way, despite the fact that it makes cultivating RELATIONSHIPS a bit tricky. You do your best to get by with your reletivley QUICK WIT and CHARMING PERSONALITY.

Your name is LALAYA MUNINN. For as long as you can remember, you have had a horrible time REMEMBERING things. Information just has a bit of a habit of... wait a moment.

Right! INTERESTS! You have some. At least you're pretty sure you do. You are rather fond of MYSTERY NOVELS and CRIME DRAMAS, because no matter how many times you read it, the ending is still a surprise. You think you'd make a decent amature sleuth yourself, if you were able to keep track of your perps and evidence and whatnot though. Still, a girl can dream and so you make good use of the PISTOLKIND specibus, as a sleuth withour a PISTOL is like a sleuth withour a PISTOL is like a lawnring without a tireswing, which is to say NOT A VERY GOOD SLEUTH AT ALL!

Like many trolls, you dabbled in FLARP for a short while, but were not very good at it because you kept forgetting what you were doing and wandering off. If there's one good thing that your forgetfulness has brought you, it's that you tend to be generally HAPPY and CAREFREE given your inability to recall anything worth worrying about.

Your trolltag is amnesiacDetective and you have a tendency to repeat yourself and pause to... um... Recall Details! Also, you have a tendency to repeat yourself.

Oh gog, why is she so likeable!

**mediokreKarapase** · 03-12-2011, 02:40 PM

I don't know! But I'm glad you like her!

**Evy** · 03-12-2011, 02:46 PM

> Be the nice guy.

Your name is KAELKI REALTA.

You have a variety of INTERESTS which come in a variety of COLORS. You are fond of COLORS and your main hobbies would be WEAVING and SEWING, which people like to laugh at. You are not very FASHIONABLE yourself, but you thoroughly enjoy CREATING things. You also enjoy PAINTING, and you wish you could delve into BOTANY, but being nocturnal is somewhat limiting.

Your LUSUS is a MYTHICAL LONGNECK-HOOFBEAST with MYSTERIOUS POWERS. You are not even sure what the extent of his powers really are, but you do share his TELEPATHY. The only drawback is that your telepathy is SEND ONLY, so although you can communicate with your lusus fairly well, it is a bit USELESS with other people. Still, you don't complain. It's not like you deal with people very often. They think you're kind of WEIRD for liking colors so much.

Not only are you a NICE GUY, but you also find yourself among the LOWEST POSITIONS of the hemospectrum. It's a wonder why you haven't been CULLED yet. It's like they've FORGOTTEN about your existence or something. Not that you complain. You enjoy LIVING.

Your trolltag is weaverWitness and you like to find different ways to *express* yourself c:

**mediokreKarapase** · 03-12-2011, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Evy

Your LUSUS is a MYTHICAL LONGNECK-HOOFBEAST with MYSTERIOUS POWERS.

This lusus. It is the best lusus.

**Metaflare** · 03-12-2011, 08:59 PM

Hey, you know that feeling you get when you run out of ideas?
No?
Me neither.

Your name is KASHAR RASHAK. You have a variety of INTERESTS.

You love MONEY. You love it so much, in fact, that you have a BUSINESS that specializes in SCAMMING OTHERS out of their own cash. You loan them money, and when the deadline is up, you ask for it back.

WITH INTEREST.

And if they don't comply then they quickly get "taken care of." You also have VARIOUS TIES to the TROLL MAFIA.

Aside from money, you also enjoy fine dining and various other snobbish things.

Because you're RITCH, you see.

Your trolltag is goldenJaws, and you make suRe that otheRs can undeRstand you quite cleaRly.

Misc

**Arram** · 03-12-2011, 10:00 PM

Your trolltag is goldenJaws, and you make suRe that otheRs can undeRstand you quite cleaRly.

Is it a bad thing that I read it as "goldenJews"?

**Metaflare** · 03-12-2011, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Arram

Your trolltag is goldenJaws, and you make suRe that otheRs can undeRstand you quite cleaRly.

Is it a bad thing that I read it as "goldenJews"?

I was about to input my new headcanon here, but then i realised it may come off insulting

**MostlyHarmless** · 03-12-2011, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Metaflare

And if they don't comply then they quickly get "taken care of." You also have VARIOUS TIES to the TROLL MAFIA.

Crazy idea here. We should all make a criminal organization for aquatic trolls. We could call them "The Fishes" becuase if you cross them you'll be sleeping with the........ Actually on second thought that's a terrible idea.

**maya** · 03-12-2011, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by MostlyHarmless

Crazy idea here. We should all make a criminal organization for aquatic trolls. We could call them "The Fishes" becuase if you cross them you'll be sleeping with the........ Actually on second thought that's a terrible idea.

sounds more like a fucked up gangbang syndicate than any sort of mafia-esque outfit.

**MostlyHarmless** · 03-12-2011, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by maya

Originally Posted by MostlyHarmless

Crazy idea here. We should all make a criminal organization for aquatic trolls. We could call them "The Fishes" becuase if you cross them you'll be sleeping with the........ Actually on second thought that's a terrible idea.

sounds more like a fucked up gangbang syndicate than any sort of mafia-esque outfit.

Hence why it's a terrible idea.

**Masterweaver** · 03-12-2011, 10:51 PM

>Be the MANLIEST MAN OF MEN!

You are now the guy every wriggler loves.

Your name is HEXKAR FUNKLE, but you're more commonly known as KAR FUNK because you own and host a television series for wrigglers. It's a combination of edutainment, propaganda, and sicknazty beatz that has rocketed to popularity and earned you amazing kudos, babe. On the show, your VISION HEXCODE gives you DA POWERS OF TROLL SCIENCE, MAN! and lets you summon whatever you need to teach the wrigglers valuable lessons about life, the empire, and how to kill peeps the RIGHT way. Sometimes you even have SPECIAL GUEST STARS, although after that FIASCO WITH EMPRESS PEXIES you've made sure you did your research before bringing them on board.

You are sure it was your UNIVERSAL ATTRACTIVENESS that made her say those things though. Not any disloyalty to the hemospectrum, because that would be totally not rad, yo.

Off the show, you conduct ROMANTIC RESEARCH with a bunch of other trolls. Which is to say, you have a huge poll-sized pail and everybody's invited. So you have THE LIBIDO OF A HORMONE-OVERDOSED HOPBEAST, so what? Nobody's perfect! And you always make sure you keep it from the kids, and you NEVER fill pails outside your hive. Except for that one time. But you were pretty sure she drugged you due to your UNIVERSAL ATTRACTIVENESS so it doesn't really count.

You always, always, ALWAYS wear the goggles. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE WHAT'S BEHIND THEM. TRUST ME. NOBODY!

Aside from your job and complete openness about romance... you like to make murals. Yes, many a lawnring has woken up to discover a massive graffiti portrait where there was none last morning. Your GOGGLES protect your.... let's call them eyes form the blistering sun. Of course, since this is technically illegal, you make certain nobody ever catches you. After all, if KAR FUNK was culled, who'd teach the wrigglers right from wrong?

Your lusus, a GLOWROW SNAPJAW, is pretty much singlehandedly responsible for teaching you what was attractive and, by extension, making you so VERY attractive that it defies logic. But your love for the wrigglers--a pale sort of love, mind you, not flushed or anything--came from AN INCIDENT IN YOUR PAST WHICH INVOLVED RAPE. Yes, RAPE. You don't like to talk about it. Your Lusus was the one who saved your from that, but she's promised not to tell. At least, you think she's promised... hard to tell when she can't actually TALK...

You've set your fetch modus to SLANG, where every object must be summoned with the right slang term. Since you know so much slang and are so rad hip with the wrigglers, this means that actually KEEPING things in your modus is a bit of a problem. Your strife specibus is amongst the best... SPIKEKIND, the kind that totally lets you nail the radless cullspawn TO THE WALL. Technically, you also have WHIPKIND but you don't think it'll ever come in handy. Outside the pail, that is, and even then only sometimes.

Have you mentioned how RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE you are?

Your trolltag is wrigglerWriter and you're totally rad with the hiptalk of wrigglers, yo.

**Pootporri** · 03-13-2011, 04:55 AM

>Readers: Restrain Pootporri from making all these trolls, already.

The readers aren't responding. They aren't talking to you. Oh well, moving on.

>Be the SMUG GOLDEN BASTARD.

You succeed in doing this. You are now HERMES APOLLO, and by god, are you glorious. I mean, honestly, what the hell is up with all that gold. You are BLINGIN', dude. How does a currblood like you end up with all the fashion? Damn, I could go on for hours about how blinging you are, but we have a profile to write.

You are 8 sweeps old, and obviously, you are very fond of GOLDEN TRINKETS. You like them so much that you have piles of GOLDEN STOPWATCHES and GOLDEN COINS in your hive. Because yeah, silver is dumb and copper is dumb, gotta deck that shit out like a bo$$! HEE HEE HEE! Speaking of gold, damn, you are decked in that shit. But dude, your horns stick out like a sore thumb. What's with that?

...I'd have to ask you, you say?

...Oh, well, moving on.

>Describe your OBVIOUSLY LUXURIOUS HIVE to us, HERMES!

Well, alright. You do just that.

Your hive is AMAZING. Being a yellowblood, it's in no place spectacular, but it's not the outside that counts. Inside, hours of laborious work were spent, painting first the layer of white on which your GOLDEN ORNAMENTS now lay on. Delicate, delicate details lace every nook and cranny of your hive, as well as GOLDEN FIGURINES which depict who else? The great HERMES, as well as your other NEFARIOUS COMRADES, whose figurines are considerably smaller in size. Alls well that ends well, though. Your COMRADES ended quite well.

The other inhabitant of your hive would be your LUSUS. She's nothing special, just a SMALL FURRY WHITE THING with two LONG, FLOPPY EARS. Though small, she's very QUICK and NIMBLE, and has helped you out of VARIOUS SITUATIONS. You are infact, happy to have her as a LUSUS, even though she can be a bit thick-skulled at times. Sometimes you feel like you're the lusus, trying to get her her carrots and whatnot. It's alright though. She OBVIOUSLY raised you SPECTACULARLY.

Speaking of how SPECTACULAR you are, you're a nice person. Really. I mean, on the inside. You mean well for people, except those who try to deny the fact that well, you're AMAZING. But it's hard to randomly STRIFE someone who hasn't attacked you first. The MESSENGER OF THE PEOPLE doesn't do that.

And on the subject of strife, your STRIFE SPECIBUS is RODKIND. Those who try to offend you will be culled by your mighty CADUCEUS ROD OF SHINING DEATH, or simply put, your CADUCEUS. You like to add fancy titles to things, but usually they make no sense. What's important here is that it stabs. And is not safe for children. Not at all.

You are also incredibly nimble, it is almost as if you're walking on clouds. This makes you very hard to hit.

Back on the subject of your occupation. You aspire to be the MESSENGER OF THE PEOPLE, or a simple MAIL CARRIER, but obviously much better than that. You will deliver IMPORTANT MESSAGES all across ALTERNIA, only the most favorable and... HIGH-PAYING client would get to use your services. Yes, you are that great.

Your fetch modus is POUCH. You can store everything and withdraw everything rather easily, but each item must be RELATIVELY SMALL in size. No captchalogging CARS, now!

If you were to play SBURB, your title would be the MESSENGER OF LIGHT, your land would the LAND OF RAYS AND ORNATE, and your consorts would be CHEETAHS.

Your trolltag is resplendantRegal, and you Tend to type just as you should, exclaim alot, and laugh alot! HEE HEE HEE!

**Rai-CH** · 03-13-2011, 06:41 AM

>Be the rich jackass
You cannot be the rich jackass. There are too many of them.
>BE THE RICH JACKASS
Ok, ok. Whatever.

Your name is ABIOYE KERSEY and you were quite possibly the most AWESOME PERSON ALIVE. Except that you aren’t anymore, seeing as your NOT-QUITE KISMESIS cut off your fins. Now you’re just some idiot in a suit. Not even your lusus wants anything to do with you. You weren’t even a decent SEADWELLER anyway; you can’t even SWIM for crying out loud.

You are very high up on the HEMOSPECTRUM, and in the past you’ve tried to use this position to gain power. However, you’re so PATHETIC you’ve become the LAUGHINGSTOCK of trolls of all castes. These days, you live to ANTAGONISE those around you, daring them to just try and cull you. You’re SHIT SCARED OF DYING, but it’s the only way for you to receive attention from anyone.

Due to your high status, you are OBSCENELY RICH. Your hive is FASHIONABLY and LUXIURIOUSLY FURNISHED, and you always wear THE SILKIEST SUITS. Goddamn you love suits, you don’t know how anyone could live without them. Your LARGE AMOUNTS OF WEALTH also comes from your love of GAMBLING, except you ALWAYS CHEAT. You have figured out all the ‘SECRETS’ behind WINNING, such as COUNTING CARDS, RIGGING SLOT MACHINES and the good old-fashioned BRIBING CROUPIERS. Somehow, you managed to EASILY GET AWAY WITH IT, probably because you could shut down any casino or other venue if you wanted to. You have THAT MUCH POWER. At least you think you do.

Relationship-wise, you FAIL AT FILLING QUADRANTS. You are TOO FULL OF YOURSELF to be interested in other people, especially those LOWBLOODED SCUMBAGS. However, you do show respect to BLUE- and GREENBLOODS, but anything below that is CROSSING THE LINE. You also can’t stand SUBJUGGULATORS; to you they’re a DISGRACE TO THE PURPLE CASTE. Technically, you’re also a disgrace, considering the fact that you don’t even have fins anymore.

Your hive is a CASTLE ON AN ISLAND, which is surrounded by a GIANT LAKE. Your lusus used to ferry you from the island to the mainland, but after you managed to break the ANCESTRAL SPEAR and then lose your fins, he took off without looking back. As much as an asshole he was, you loved SQUIDDAD. He was the best.

As for your other hobbies, you have BARELY ANY. You enjoy SPENDING LUDICROUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY (usually on suits and alcohol), TEASING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE and CLEANING YOUR HIVE. The last thing is a silly OBSESSION of yours, just the thought of living in a dusty hive MAKES YOUR STOMACH CHURN. You also like to collect CLASSICAL LITERATURE, especially the works of TROLL OSCAR WILDE. You have a SHRINE dedicated to him, but NO ONE MUST KNOW.

Your trolltag is affluentEgomaniac and you used to love showen off your wealth, but now you don’t really give a shit about quirks.

tl;dr

**Ocfos** · 03-13-2011, 11:48 AM

> Be the rubber clad troll.

Wait- what..?

> Be the EZTATIC troll.

Much better.

Your name is Chasic Pekkuh and you're obviously a redblood, a dark red blood at that.
You like to spend time with your friends, sadly you cannot touch them, as that would end up with them being horribly electrocuted as you discovered with the help of your now deceased moirail.
As just mentioned you have the ability to use Electrokinesis, sadly, you can't always keep this ability under control and that is the reason you've begun wearing rubber clothes.
Your hive is located inside a mountainside which you can see all your friends' hives from using your telescope you've fitted into your exterior wall.
Oh, and your lusus is...Fried...
Your trollTag is energeticThunderjolts and You tend to feel ENERGIZED over the zmallezt thingz, if everyone *BZZT* iz okay with it. X8(

>Chasic: Check on lusus.

**Julia** · 03-13-2011, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ocfos

> Be the rubber clad troll.

Lets be fRIENDs!!! (: D

**TurtleZombie** · 03-13-2011, 12:36 PM

>Be the scarred, simple brute for my first troll

You got it. You always remember your first troll, heheh.

You're name is GUDASK KAMIVORI, and you are a DARK ORANGE BLOODED BRUTE of 9 sweeps old. However, with your history, your fellow trolls are more likely to be WARY of your PRESENCE, as you are known to be VERY VIOLENT, and you being VIOLENT means bad for MOSTLY EVERYONE. Because of this, not many people try to reason or communicate with your BRUTISH QUALITIES, even though you are THAT BAD OF A PERSON, really. Though, you are NOT THAT BRIGHT, and, out side of battle, you find yourself EASILY BAFFLED and BLUNDERED. You are also WARY OF OTHERS to the point of a SLIGHT PARANOIA, but to be honest, you have DARK ORANGE BLOOD, you have to be PARANOID and TOUGH to avoid being CULLED.

One of your many hobbies is PIT FIGHTING, which you use your KNUCKLES OF STEEL to BREAK FACES. Of course, your KNUCKLES aren't made of STEEL, but after many sweeps fighting, they ADAPTED to CONSTANT PUNISHMENT. However, if the time ever arrises, you do have a WIDE ASSORTMENT of GLOVES that specialize in putting HIGH BLOOD TROLLS in their PLACES. But after losing a WELL FOUGHT BATTLE with another UNKNOWN TROLL, you tend to spend more time inside your HIVE, on the computer. For some reason, you also started to collect KNIVES after that DREADFUL BATTLE.

The other, more HIDDEN hobby is tending to your once PERFECT HEAD OF HAIR, that the UNKNOWN TROLL ripped a good portion out of your SCALP. That patch of hair revealed a BATTLE SCAR that wraps around that side of your head, and you'd rather not TALK ABOUT IT. You spend MANY nights trying to find a way to just GROW your HAIR back. You also try your hardest to make sure your HORNS stay nice and chip-free, unlike the rest of you and your DIRTY and TORN RAGS, but you wouldn't want them any other way.

You are of gloveKind and fistKind, which helps your skills in WRESTLING and BRAWLING, and your Fetch Modus is the Impact Modus. In order to obtain your item, you must HIT an OBJECT at whatever speed you want the item to come out. Hey, you thought Your LUNUS was a Hoofbeast with a mighty skull and a bad temper. It's the reason why your HIVE isn't exactly the very best, even with your WINNINGS. Your trolltag is bluntFissure And yOU AlwAys Add EmphIsIs tO whAt yOU dO

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**Aisu** · 03-13-2011, 03:02 PM

-Be the librarian.

Your name is ALYEIN MECHTA. You consider yourself well versed in TROLL HISTORY, and one day hope to be a great LIBRARIGATOR. With your high BLOOD color, you could no doubt aspire for GREATER ROLES, but you would be quite happy spending the rest of your life on the gaining of knowledge.

You have little time for HOBBIES, since studying ancient texts is your main hobby, but you still find some time for other things. You enjoy looking for information on your own ANCESTOR, for example, who you believe to have founded the great LIBRARY OF ALTERANDIA. He may also have burned it down, later. Trolls sure are weird like that. You collect GLOBES, which leads to a bit of a problem. See, you are also BLIND AS A LEATHERWINGBEAST, and tend to easily misplace your GLASSES. This, plus the GLOBES scattered across your room, has lead to a lot of bruised knees. You enjoy a bit of FASHION, and tend to dress in the older styles that have become untrendy. Sometimes, just once in a while, you write POETRY in your most private notes.

Your FETCH MODUS is sorted according to the TROLL DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM, and you must identify the right number to retrieve any given item. You dislike fighting, but have skilled yourself in the arts of CANEKIND for use against curs. Your SYMBOL is a letter in an ancient language.

Your LUSUS is a SEA SERPENT, which means you rarely, if ever, see him. You consider it no great loss.

Your trollhandle is elegantProfessor, and you speak like a proper sporting chap. Others find it a little hard to use your slang, since it's many many sweeps out of style. You will someday be the SAGE OF DREAMS, in the LAND OF TURMOIL AND PATHS.

General other info:

I'm doing an Sgrub session with a few friends, and so now I have five trolls instead of two! However, I suck at spriting so they'll probably get posted here only slowly. I wish I could be an artist.

Crit and the like appreciated? And for his quirk, note that I assume his slang is culturally translated as well as linguistically - he's not actually using Victorian slang.

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