TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

[rebellionArtist]

>Be the stubborn artist with a humans name
In your dreams, you are the stubborn artist. It is you.



You are ELIZABETH BORRUE, and you love to DRAW. Your blood color is GOLD or EVERY COLOR. You are 14 YEARS OLD, but is technically OVER 500 YEARS OLD. You tend to be STUBBORN in this life, and loves to listen to MUSIC. You also secretly have RED FEELINGS for the last post.

Your hobbies are, DRAWING, IDIOT. REENACTING INTERNET MEMES WHENEVER YOU CAN (Stairs, we're doing this man, we're making this happen, hide yo wife, back-traced it, double rainbow.), and collecting HATS.

You do in fact play a SPORT. That sport is GYMNASTICS, which is extremely hard. Don't say it isn't. With this, she has a built body, but not some gigantic muscles like the ones on those commercials for SHAWN-TAYS MUSCLE WORK OUT.

You have LONG BLACK CURLS and MUTANT GREEN EYES. Your horns are BIG ASS AND DRAGON-LIKE, and you have some LIGHT-TRANSPARENT horns shaped like wings on your back. (Fly Pupa, flyyy!) You normally wear your BLACK SHIRT WITH NINJA, RED JACKET, and BLACK SKIRT.

You've had many PAST LIVES and will exist for at least 700-800 YEARS, 1000 If your lucky.

She is considered a DRAGON, because thats her zodiac. (She goes by the Chinese Zodiac. You know, like how Karkat would be a crab?) Dragons could live for hundreds of years, but separate lives. She would die of an old age, plague, etc, then reborn as some baby, with the same personality, but different looks. Her dreamself is also reseted, being birthed again. This continues until she dies in the 700's or 800's. 1000 if she is lucky. She could also breath out fire/eat fire, or frost/eat frost. Her lusus is, you guessed it, a giant fuckin' dragon.

Her STRIFE SPECIBUS is a SCYTHEKIND, and is long enough. *Thats what she said* Her fetchmodus is TELEKINESIS/POLTERGEIST, which allows you to arrange it with your mind in anyway you want/ take out it with your mind.

If you play SGRUB, you'd be the GHOST OF ART and be in THE LAND OF WHITE AND BLACK.

Your troll tag is [COLOR="rgb(0, 191, 255)"]rebelArtist[/COLOR] and you replace your B's with [COLOR="rgb(0, 191, 255)"]13, because it looks like a fancy 13! Other than that, you speak with as much grammar you can.[/COLOR] You like to make friends/ be friendly, yet is very stubborn.

A drawing by her.

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[tonightsEntertainment]

Your troll tag is [COLOR="rgb(0, 191, 255)"]rebelArtist[/COLOR] and you replace your B's with [COLOR="rgb(0, 191, 255)"]13, because it looks like a fancy 13! Other than that, you speak with as much grammar you can.[/COLOR] You like to make friends/ be friendly, yet is very stubborn.

A drawing by her.

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i'm not going to go into the uh, other is-sues, but the forums use hexcodes for color tags and not RGB.

additionally, i got your drawing under the spoiler fixed up:

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[maya]

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yo is she toking up i am legitimately curious gladiator

[Monster X]

> Be the homeless depressant



AB Sprite by Pootpoori!

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Your name is MAWYCH BROUT and you are 8.2 SWEEPS OLD. Your BLOOD is DULL YELLOW, something you care little about. You are a HIVELESS TROLL who has never had any ROMANTIC FEELINGS, and that has made you EXTREMELY DEPRESSED. You don't commit SUICIDE only because you think there's got to be SOMETHING WORTH EXISTING FOR.

Your interests include TRAVELING, ROMANCE NOVELS, STORMY WEATHER, and HATS, which you use to hide your UNEVEN HORNS. Gog you hate your UNEVEN HORNS. Why couldn't you be born with MATCHED HORNS like a normal person.

What worries you the most, though, is that people will discover you are a HORRIBLE MUTANT FREAK. You don't look it, but occasionally you suffer a freak medical condition where your blood changes from the already low YELLOW to the horribly low MUTANT GREY. You pretend to have a friend with such blood, but it doesn't usually work.

Your HAWK LUSUS was killed during a MASSIVE FIRE which DESTROYED YOUR HIVEBLOCK, as well as most of your NOVELS, 3 SWEEPS AGO. As such, you wander ALTERNIA, desperately avoiding THOSE WHO WOULD CULL YOU. You wish you could live in a HIVE, any HIVE, but the way TROLL SOCIETY WORKS forbids it.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is SHOVELKIND, an unusual choice you picked at a very young age. As for your FETCH MODUS, you use the quite annoying TIMEBOMB MODUS, which assigns objects a MAX STORAGE TIME derived from their RARITY, IMPORTANCE, AGE, and NAME.

You have no Trolltag, though if you did it would be friendlessFailure, and you would end all sentences with *sigh...*. *sigh...*

Current location:
- In love with Deriva, having successfully helped repair home so they can move in

[rebellionArtist]

i'm not going to go into the uh, other is-sues, but the forums use hexcodes for color tags and not RGB.

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Thank you! And I suppose I should fix the is-(mary)sues. And delete my other post. (This is my first fantroll so... o.o)

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You are ELIGEN BORRUE, and you love to DRAW. Your blood color is BLUE. You are 14 YEARS OLD, and you tend to be STUBBORN and ARROGANT , and loves to listen to MUSIC.

Your hobbies are, DRAWING, IDIOT. REENACTING INTERNET MEMES WHENEVER YOU CAN (Stairs, we're doing this man, we're making this happen, hide yo wife, back-traced it, double rainbow.), and collecting HATS.

You do in fact play a SPORT. That sport is GYMNASTICS, in which you haven't practiced in OVER A YEAR. So you guess it doesn't really count.

You have LONG BLACK CURLS with BLUE HIGHLIGHTS .Your horns are BIG ASS and BAD-ASS looking to you, and you normally wear your BLACK SHIRT WITH NINJA, RED JACKET, and BLACK SKIRT.


Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is a SWORDKIND, and fetch modus is RUBIX CUBE.
If you play SGRUB, you'd be the MAGE OF BREATH and be in THE LAND OF M

• AGICAL PONIES AND RAINBOWS!

Your troll tag is rebelArtist and you replace A,E,I,O,U, and Y with greek symbols that look like them. (ETC: a = α, b = β.)

[rebellionArtist]

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===> Be the perfect example for a mary-sue.


You are Opaliquenal Darkessentlia! You have been alone for as long as you know and you killed your own lusus as a grubling, on accident! You like to sing and is good at it, as well as drawing, making music, lifting weights, healing, gardening, making jokes, magic, being cool, being cute, being awesome, and other things. You can lift stuff with the power of your mind, breathe out fire and frost, do the windy thing, control fire, control earth, cast magic spells, do magic, control water, controls air, control every element there is, has defeated Jack Noir countless amount of times, can fly, and, like, other stuff! You also defeated the Green Sun, Doc Scrath, Lord English, and SNOWMAN. You are very nice and countless amount of troll boys and human boys like you, as well as some human girls and troll girls! Everyone you know is very friendly to you, even Karkat! He acts soooooo nice around you most, and doesn't use caps when trolling you! You have long red hair, eyes that could be described as any color, giant horns, big chest, wings, and more!

DEAR GOG WHAT HAVE I DONE?

[Somnabulist]

>Be the royal blooded troll

Failed to be the royal blooded troll because she has not been classified as such for 6 solar sweeps

>Be the lowblood troll then



Your name is PERSEA CATANATA and you've made your peace with the world around you. Now you are the age of 8.31 solar sweeps and live a secluded life.

At a young age you were deemed to be of royal blood and a grand lusus picked you. However, soon after the LUSUS picked you, your WINGED HIPPOCAMP lusus attempted to kill you and drag you into the sea. In its attempt it destroyed your rock hive by the sea and mortally wounded itself in the process. The conclusion that the troll leaders drew was that the lusus was enraged by your almost red looking blood and that you were in fact not royalty but a PEASANT.

At 2.31 solar sweeps you were reclassified as REDBLOOD and moved to a new hive which is a MOUNTAINCARVED HIVE far from the sea. More than anything, you are greatful that you were not culled for being a blood imposter and that you no longer have the pressure of being expected to lead the troll empire.

While extremely STRONG, you tend to be somewhat inneffective in battle because you link yourself to foes and so you risk the chance of being hurt as well. Only when roused to fury, something nearly impossible to do are you useful at fighting because you are capable of swinging a chainwhip fast enought to cut LIKE A BLADE when released. But you dont get like that so that part of the characterization is not useful (see: THIS IS STUPID)

You live a calm existance, happy with the life that you have and savoring even your low position in the hemospectrum. To other trolls you waver between being CONGENIAL and being TEASING. For the most part mocking is good natured, however you sometimes do get cross just as everyone does and react spitefully and sarcastically. Your overly easygoing nature tends put some trolls off and you lack UNDERSTANDING of why people so ardently follow the hemospectrum.

You have a love for MUSIC and when there are no other creatures around-and find and enclosed amount of water-you like SWIMMING and are very good at it, able to even breathe underwater just slightly. The one remnant from your time as being considered royal are golden chain BRACELETS and ANKLETS which you don't dare wear in public.

In an Sgrub session you are the Princess of Tempest and you live in the Land of Night and Color

Your fetch modus is MANICLE which means only you can draw a card out. However sometimes two cards will stick together and both will be taken out without your control. Your Strife Specibus is CHAINWHIPKIND and they hook around your wrists while in use, linking enemies to you so you can attack them.

Your trolltag is captiousAccolade and you tend to [box in whatever you type], put ooo instead of oo, replace see with sea, and replace C and c with cccC

[Renegade Electron]

> Be the antisocial one.


Your name is FLORIS UVARUM, and you don't like TROLLKIND at all.

You were taught the basic PROPAGANDIC "LESSONS" that GRUBS are given, but you never quite understood the ALTERNIAN OBSESSION with CONQUERING OTHER PLANETS. Since most of the other TROLLS thought it was a good idea, you were always an OUTSIDER and have cultivated that RESENTMENT into an IMPOTENT HATRED OF POPULARITY. (As if you weren't antisocial as it was.)

Your only friends are PLANTS. PLANTS never let you down. You maintain an extensive GARDEN, and after SEVERAL SWEEPS of begging, have finally coerced your MINIATURE TRUNKBEAST LUSUS to watch over your GARDEN during the day. He used to SNEAK BITES of your PLANTS as well, but a few too many encounters with NEUROTOXINS have turned him off.

You've sheltered yourself in the DESERT, and call your blood JADE GREEN even though its color can be more accurately described as PALE LIME. That way, trolls don't ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU or MAIM YOUR GARDEN. Your single-minded DEVOTION to your GARDEN has led others to regard you as DISTURBED, and you often spend HOURS AT A TIME tending your PLANTS. You've allowed your GARDEN to become OVERGROWN, and as such get twigs and leaves caught in your HAIR whenever you need to TRIM, HARVEST, WEED, or BASICALLY DO ANYTHING.

Your LUSUS has forced you to get TROLLIAN on your computer, so you can be found as naturalRemedy and you +alk in brig#+ colors +o de+er Po+en+ial PoPulari+y.

[llamamiah]

>Be the Laser Businessladytroll

Haha yeah right. Wait wha-

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Holy shit she exists. Um wow. OK yeah let's just do this description.

Your name is BJAELK ULTRÖD and you are 7.85 Solar Sweeps Old.

You are currently training to become a BUSINESSLADYTROLL at TROLLASERCORP, the most well known LASER-CENTRIC BUSINESS on Alternia. They manufacture lasers for PERSONAL, BUSINESS, and MILITARY USE. Due to the SHEER NUMBER of WARS that Alternia gets into, they are very wealthy.

However, getting high up-there will be QUITE HARD with your YELLOW BLOOD. But you'll make it with sheer determination and hard work! Unless of course, the PLANET IS DESTROYED BY METEORS, but what are the odds of that happening?

You also have an interest in SPY MOVIES and ESPIONAGE, which is why you have an entire Block of your Hive filled with VARIOUS SPY GEAR, especially INFRARED GOGGLES. You love infrared so much!

In addition, you have a VAGUE INTEREST IN FASHION, and tend to use the INDIGO BLOOD of the MOST COMMON TESTING SUBJECTS at TrolLaserCorp together with the CRYSTALS IN THE MINE UNDER YOUR HIVE to make special PENCILS THAT CAN WRITE IN BLUE ON CLOTH. Such a miracle!

Speaking of that MINE, your Hive is located ON TOP OF, and the lower levels IN, a large mine filled with CRYSTALS OF THE SAME COLOR AS YOUR BLOOD. Your MINING TIGON LUSUS is constantly harvesting them, but you DON'T REALLY HAVE A USE FOR THEM.

If you were to ever play a CERTAIN WORLD-ENDING AND UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME, you would be the SCIENTIST OF LIGHT in the LAND OF DISEASE AND BEACONS.

Your TROLLTAG is triplicatedBeams, -=>-=>-=> and you tend to sh-=)-=)-=)t your friends with lasers, but only when le-=|-=|-=|ers are doubled. <=-<=-<=-

Your SYMBOL is that of a COMPOUND OF ARSENIC AND SULPHUR, in Triplicate OMFG!!

Your FETCH MODUS is the PAPERWORK MODUS. You must Fill out a number of forms to retrieve an item, the number depending on its IMPORTANCE. Your Strife Specibus is, of course, LASERKIND. It is stocked with a wide variety of projectile weapons that SHOOT LASERS; bladed weapon where the BLADES ARE MADE OF LASERS; and finally, blunt weapons where the MAJORITY of the weapon is SOLID LASERS.

[BewareOfNerd]

Just a little critique: her hair needs to be bigger. It looks like she's missing big chunks of her skull.

Easy mistake to make, especially if you're new at this.

[CaritheDuck]

Holy shit half of her brain is gone

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[llamamiah]

Is the hair better? (It probably isn't =\)

[BewareOfNerd]

Is the hair better? (It probably isn't =\)

Better, but still a little flat on top. Try putting her next to Sollux: her hair should be no shorter than his.

[hyperkineticSalvo]

Is the hair better? (It probably isn't =\)

Look at the canon trolls and like 95% of the fan trolls. You need way more hair.

[Fishman]

Is the hair better? (It probably isn't =\)

Look at the canon trolls and like 45% of the fan trolls. You need way more hair.

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[killerCephalopod]

>be the troll with something to hide.

Your name is CORVIDAE LENOIRA, also known as monochromeDreams. You have a number of INTERESTS, a number of INTERESTS so infinite that one of a lower intelligence would have trouble grasping the very CONCEPT. All of the INTERESTS revolve around the FINE ARTS. You are an expert virtuoso of STRING INSTRUMENTS, especially your custom-made VIOLA which acts as both instrument and CHORD MODUS. You are also an avid fan of LITERATURE. You simply cannot have enough books. You will read any and all the words that you can in the pursuit of greater KNOWLEDGE. Favorite works of yours include anything GOTHIC such as IMPOSSIBLE EXPECTATIONS, WUTHERING HIVE, and especially THE TELL-TALE BLADDER-BASED CARDIOVASCULAR ORGAN.

…although maybe that description of your INTERESTS in LITERATURE is not quite accurate. While you do enjoy a good work of GOTHIC LITERATURE, your favorite thing to read is ROMANCE EPICS spanning the lives of the HEMOFEEDERS and the TROLLBEASTS and their love with ordinary TROLLS… but nobody has to know about that. NOBODY. Save for your MESSAGE BOARD CHUMPS, who know you as colorfulNightmare. But your WEB HISTORY is sure to stay clear of that, lest you suffer the wrath of your LUSUS.

Speaking of her, your LUSUS is a RAVEN who speaks by way of POETIC TELEPATHY. Her name is CORAXIA, and she makes sure that you are always in pursuit of your GREATER INTERESTS—to gain knowledge and culture to rise far above others in society. She makes sure that every note on your VIOLA, every word spoken, is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

Due to your immense PRIDE, you do not share your position on the HEMOSPECTRUM with others. You have no special POWERS to speak of, and you will never let slip that your blood is anything lighter than the INK that covers the pages of your BOOKS.

You insist that there is a SYMBOL drawn on your shirt beneath your ruffled CRAVAT, but since it is drawn in black ink nobody can see it. NONE OF THE BODIES.

Your WEAPON OF CHOICE is the CARDKIND, a deck of cards given to you by your lusus which, when flung at high speeds, have various harmful/helpful effects depending on suit and value.

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Unless, of course, you are posing as SOMEBODY ELSE. \but nobody has to know about thaT, righT?/

[Tluthal]

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>Dongs McMurderous

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~o.



Your name is Lohque Diataro, and you are 8 and a half sweeps old. Your blood is a lovely, if somewhat unusually light indigo, leaving you one of the possible heirs to the the title of Grand Highblood. Naturally, you're ambitious enough to throw yourself into it and are gunning to be the next Grand Highblood. You're already one of the youngest Subjuggulators - Dronemom is so proud of you.

Beyond your rapid rise into bloody politics, you have many other interests. Notably, you enjoy the art of SHIPPING and if you weren't so determined to RULE ALL LANDDWELLERS, you might have been a highly successful MATCHMAKER. You're quite the PATRON OF THE ARTS,and love MAKING MUSIC and sometimes dabble in WRITING, in honor of your FALLEN ANCESTOR... not that you're nearly as good as he was, but a troll can but try! You also tend to dabble in FASHION, usually when you spot a particularly good tailor.

If you were to learn you had a female COUNTERPART who happened to be a MUTANT GOLDBLOOD, you would be absolutely HORRIFIED.

Your trolltag is oblivescentAntonomasiac and you type W][th a ~otable qu][r{.

THIS IS A RULE 63 ALTBLOOD DO NOT ADD TO MAIN POST

[Anathematum]

> Be the Squeakbeast

That’s ridiculous, you like your lusus well enough, but you don’t want to be him.



Your name is Ixivda Victus.

You have only a few interest, due to your lifestyle as a wandering rogue. Of maximum importance is your interest in your own survival, which is often difficult because you no longer have your own hive. It was struck by a rather large meteor a sweep or two ago while you were thoroughly engaged in a game of Flarp. You once participated in that sort of Extreme Role Playing quite often and with great success, but you don't play those games anymore, now you're too busy surviving. You spend most of your time in the cites where it's easier to find shelter from the light of the sun.

Your lusus is a squeaking sewerbeast and he has taught you much about survival since the loss of your hive. Occasionally, when there is need for violence, he will burn your enemies with his flaming breath. Your Fetch Modus is Scavenge and it has a tendency to captchalogue nearby things at random whenever there is empty space. Unfortunately, in order to retrieve anything, you must empty the entire Sylladex onto the ground and dig through the pile of items for what you really want.

Despite the intense focus you often give to your primary interest, you still manage to have a fairly active social life, with a number of friends that you often talk with using your grubphone, because you have no computer of your own. You also frequently enjoy dropping in at their hives, meeting with them in person during your travels, and you almost never notify them in advance of these visits. You like to shake things up for your friends, keep them from getting too set in their ways. This means that you sometimes will perform quite random and unexpected actions when things start to get boring, but you are usually careful not to hurt anyone, as you would like all your friends to survive as well.

You don't understand the strange obsession that everyone seems to have with their own "personal space", so you tend to get very,very close to people that you are focused on. Your trolltag is equivalenceAgitator and you †end †o ‡nclude †hese l‡††le symbols ‡n your †ex†, because †hey rem‡nd you of †he weapons you use w‡†h your Daggerk‡nd S†r‡fe Spec‡bus.

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>be the troll with something to hide.

Your name is CORVIDAE LENOIRA, also known as monochromeDreams. You have a number of INTERESTS, a number of INTERESTS so infinite that one of a lower intelligence would have trouble grasping the very CONCEPT. All of the INTERESTS revolve around the FINE ARTS. You are an expert virtuoso of STRING INSTRUMENTS, especially your custom-made VIOLA which acts as both instrument and CHORD MODUS. You are also an avid fan of LITERATURE. You simply cannot have enough books. You will read any and all the words that you can in the pursuit of greater KNOWLEDGE. Favorite works of yours include anything GOTHIC such as IMPOSSIBLE EXPECTATIONS, WUTHERING HIVE, and especially THE TELL-TALE BLADDER-BASED CARDIOVASCULAR ORGAN.

…although maybe that description of your INTERESTS in LITERATURE is not quite accurate. While you do enjoy a good work of GOTHIC LITERATURE, your favorite thing to read is ROMANCE EPICS spanning the lives of the HEMOFEEDERS and the TROLLBEASTS and their love with ordinary TROLLS… but nobody has to know about that. NOBODY. Save for your MESSAGE BOARD CHUMPS, who know you as colorfulNightmare. But your WEB HISTORY is sure to stay clear of that, lest you suffer the wrath of your LUSUS.

Speaking of her, your LUSUS is a RAVEN who speaks by way of POETIC TELEPATHY. Her name is CORAXIA, and she makes sure that you are always in pursuit of your GREATER INTERESTS—to gain knowledge and culture to rise far above others in society. She makes sure that every note on your VIOLA, every word spoken, is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

Due to your immense PRIDE, you do not share your position on the HEMOSPECTRUM with others. You have no special POWERS to speak of, and you will never let slip that your blood is anything lighter than the INK that covers the pages of your BOOKS.

You insist that there is a SYMBOL drawn on your shirt beneath your ruffled CRAVAT, but since it is drawn in black ink nobody can see it. NONE OF THE BODIES.

Your WEAPON OF CHOICE is the CARDKIND, a deck of cards given to you by your lusus which, when flung at high speeds, have various harmful/helpful effects depending on suit and value.

<y♦u ♣end ♣♦ spe♠k in ♠n impecc♠bly p♦li♣e ♠nd ♦ld-f♠shi♦ned m♠nner, ♠l♣h♦ugh due ♣♦ y♦ur persis♣ence ♦n repl♠cing le♣♣ers wi♣h symb♦ls ♠nd y♦ur ♥erb♦se gr♠ndeur y♦u ♠re s♦me♣imes qui♣e difficul♣ ♣♦ unders♣♠nd.>

Unless, of course, you are posing as SOMEBODY ELSE. \but nobody has to know about thaT, righT?/

Welcome to the forums! Neat troll, however, his forehead is much too big..

It seems that either there isn't enough hair on the trolls, or their heads are way too big.

Don't worry though, should be an easy fix. One of my trolls used to have an oversized head, but that was using the old template.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

=> Be the retired war veteran



Your name is DREXUS MACITE. You were once a LOWLY GREENBLOODED TROLL who was ENLISTED IN THE ALTERNIAN MILITARY for an INTERGALACTIC WAR several sweeps back. You HAD NO TIME TO DEVELOP TASTE IN CULTURE, and as a result are VERY ANTISOCIAL. Your name has been spread far and wide for what you did on the PLANET G'YTHIZLYAK, slaying thousands of VOD'KRAAH among your allies, leading them to CERTAIN VICTORIES. Many even ignore your blood color, because your VALOR AND SKILL are to be admired. You have NO IDEA what FLARP is, and as a result it sounds like garbled gibberish to you. YOU ONCE HAVE STARRED IN AN INTENSE WAR ACTION FLICK, but you weren't the acting type, so you quit that nonsense. Your strife specibus contains both the CHAINGUNKIND, and the SWORDKIND. Your FETCH MODUS is the AGENDA, and you must PLAN THINGS OUT ACCORDINGLY in order to take out an item.

Your LUSUS is an ERMINE that can TURN THE HAIRS OF ITS FURS INTO RAZOR SHARP SPIKES when agitated, and is STILL SOMEHOW ALIVE relaxing in her retired days. She is known to LURE TROLLS by seduction of overwhelming cuteness, and SKEWER THEM SENSELESS for entertainment. She would often KEEP YOU WARM at night using her LUDICROUS AMOUNTS OF FUR, and YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR FLUFFY THINGS thanks to it.

You tend to COME OFF AS A COLD AND HEARTLESS BASTARD, but in truth you just HAVE ISSUES EXPRESSING YOURSELF DUE TO YOUR UPBRINGING AND MILITARY LIFESTYLE. Things like the Hemospectrum are important to you, but FRANKLY YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. Of course, YOU STILL RESPECT HIGHERBLOODS, and WOULD RATHER AVOID CONFRONTATION ALTOGETHER with SEADWELLERS.

Your trolltag is machaliteSoldier, and you 7end 70 7ell 7hings. sh0r7 and swee7. 70 7he p0in7.

[Masterweaver]

> Be the Wandering Rogue

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Your name is Ixivda Victus.

You have only a few interest, due to your lifestyle as a wandering rogue. Of maximum importance is your interest in your own survival, which is often difficult because you no longer have your own hive. It was struck by a rather large meteor several years ago while you were thoroughly engaged in a game of Flarp. You once participated in that sort of Extreme Role Playing quite often and with great success, but you don't play those games anymore, now you're too busy surviving. You spend most of your time in the cites where it's easier to find shelter from the light of the sun.

Your lusus is a squeaking sewerbeast and he has taught you much about survival since the loss of your hive. Occasionally, when there is need for violence, he will burn your enemies with his flaming breath. Your Fetch Modus is Scavenge and it has a tendency to captchalogue nearby things at random whenever there is empty space. Unfortunately, in order to retrieve anything, you must empty the entire Sylladex onto the ground and dig through the pile of items for what you really want.

Despite the intense focus you often give to your primary interest, you still manage to have a fairly active social life, with a number of friends that you often talk with using your grubphone, because you have no computer of your own. You also frequently enjoy dropping in at their hives, meeting with them in person during your travels, and you almost never notify them in advance of these visits. You like to shake things up for your friends, keep them from getting too set in their ways. This means that you sometimes will perform quite random and unexpected actions when things start to get boring, but you are usually careful not to hurt anyone, as you would like all your friends to survive as well.

You don't understand the strange obsession that everyone seems to have with their own "personal space", so you tend to get very,very close to people that you are focused on. Your trolltag is equivalenceAgitator and you †end †o ‡nclude †hese l‡††le symbols ‡n your †ex†, because †hey rem‡nd you of †he weapons you use w‡†h your Daggerk‡nd S†r‡fe Spec‡bus.

What is htis, invasion of the honeybloods.... Welcome to the forums! I must say your troll is quite an interesting girl. The only crticisim I have is that the lusus breathed fire (which, quite frankly, I find somewhat hard to believe...); perhaps you could shift that to Ixivda's psychic power? Feel free to drop by the cafe any time you like.

[Fishman]

brilliance

You should probably glance at some of your characters before you decide to tell others what you feel is 'hard to believe'.

It's kind of a condescending position you may not have the luxury of taking.

[Masterweaver]

...Fishman, your quarrel with me need not interfere with reviewing other profiles. If you have any criticisms, please PM me personally.

[maya]

Have the AB Sprite instead.

yo brother this is lookin pretty nice so far but you might wanna thicken up them there outlines up on his head 'n keep shiz uniform. 8)

...Fishman, your quarrel with me need not interfere with reviewing other profiles.

omg are you serious lol

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Have the AB Sprite instead.

yo brother this is lookin pretty nice so far but you might wanna thicken up them there outlines up on his head 'n keep shiz uniform.

...Fishman, your quarrel with me need not interfere with reviewing other profiles.

omg are you serious lol

Ah, thanks, I'll do just that.


EDIT: Fixed it, and the result is in the new url'd text.