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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    > Be the second troll of Team Insanity



    You are YVRISE DTASIS.

    You are just a BLAND, NORMAL REDBLOD a- GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOTHEROFSHITFUCKNESS.

    Yeah. You are really strange. You are 8 sweeps old and mindf- FUCKSHITSICLES.

    You have pretty much no empathy, you are a huge sadist, and you keep saying random in--CRAPFUDGE.

    People find you quite ANNOYING. They are rig- GRUBFUCKING SHIT.

    People tend to dislike you a lot because you keep fucking up conv- SHITFUCKNESS.

    You randomly have OUTBURSTS OF RAGE which FUCKS EVERYTHING UP. You may be a redblood, but you still are pretty STRONG, which is even- GOGFUCKINGSHIT.

    Yeah we're going to run out of insults soon.

    You like to inflict PAIN, especially to LOWBLOODS. You are a hemoloyalist, and you know that you have SUPER LOW BLOOD. You don't give a flying fuck about it. You tend to cull any redlbood you see for good meas- FUDGESICLES OF HECKHOLE.

    You have an awesome MOIRAIL. She helps a lot since she copies you, thus making you REALISE THAT YOU ARE A JERKWAD. Since then, you slowly became a bit nic- POOPSICLES.

    Your modus is RAGE. You must say an insult to get something. Easiest modus eve- CRAPSHIT.

    Your specibus is MACEKIND. You use maces. Du- BITCHFUCK.

    Your handle is ragefilledSadist and you can't seem to have a normal conversa- FUDGESICLES.
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    > Be the total asshole brutally honest troll.

    Your name is SENTIN CERVEK.

    Throughout your miserable 10 sweeps of life, you've learned that most other trolls would call you a total and utter ASSHOLE, citing your lack of any SOCIAL GRACES or TACT as the reason you are so unlikeable and unapproachable. Actually, you see it as simply being BRUTALLY HONEST with anyone who still has the gall to approach you. Your personal philosophy is sort of twisted by your outlook in life, which in itself is a very DIM OUTLOOK on most other trolls. To put it simply, you DETEST other trolls, believing very much so that they are all IDIOTS and INCAPABLE. Your biting sense of SARCASM has been developed to deal with anyone unfortunate enough to try and talk with you, and despite your LOW BLOOD you talk to those much higher above you as if they were below your place on the hemospectrum. Speaking of the spectrum, you absolutely HATE everything about the system. It is in part because of your place so far down, but also because you believe that all trolls are EQUALLY INDECISIVE as well as EQUALLY USELESS.

    Enough about your hatred for now, though. God you could write entire novels about how much you hate things, so probably best to move on. Despite your dim outlook on life, you do maintain several INTERESTS. You enjoy collecting SHINY or LUMINOUS OBJECTS, hoarding them in your sylladex under your PILE OF COOL SHIT card. You've collected so many things that the pile is a little RIDICULOUS in terms of size. You could probably fill a room with all your hoarded shit. In addition to hoarding stuff you also like to SPAR with other trolls, despite that burning hatred in your head. It's almost cathartic when you beat another troll down, relentless with your FISTKIND SPECIBUS in combat. At the same time you also partake in your other interest, which is orally BURNING THE EVER-LOVING SHIT out of your opponents. Nobody taught you that humility is the cornerstone of success, but it isn't like you would have given a damn anyway. Whenever you get the chance, your quick tongue delivers DELIRIOUS GRUBNASTY BURNS. You are proud of being able to think of sweet verbal assaults on the spot. Most of what you know comes from the ACTION MOVIES you love to watch, and you're pretty sure that every copy you own has been seen through at the very least 50 times. That's pretty much all of your interests. All of them.

    ...okay, fine, not all of them. You have one more interest, something that is your deepest darkest secret: you absolutely LOVE TO SING. Like, you find yourself unable to stop yourself once you start to hum a few bars of a song you know, and from there you just BELT OUT TUNES LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. It's shameful, the only thing you wish you didn't like to do, but you love to do it anyway. It is also how you ended up with the delightful patch of GREY HAIR on your head. One night you were drunk as hell and wandering around singing rather RUDE SHOWTUNES about seadwellers. Needless to say they did not take kindly to your DRUNKEN INSULTS, and as punishment they grabbed you and started to POUR BLEACH on your head with the intent to make you DRINK IT AFTERWARDS. If not for a random group of trolls passing by you might have died that night. Enough about the past though, that's been and gone.

    Let's move it along. Despite your only AVERAGE BUILD and REASONABLE STRENGTH, you do like to fight. A lot. You like to fight to the point where you replaced your old ELECTRICPRODKIND specibus with FISTKIND, priding yourself in being able to claim victory without using a weapon. You would go so far as to say that WEAPONS ARE FOR WUSSES. Sometimes you do give into the temptation and equip one of your many FIST-AUGMENTATIONS, meaning your BRASS KNUCKLES or SPIKED SKULLBUCKLERS. Your fists are the fists that will crack some fuckin' skulls in, yeah.

    Fighting for you is also made easier by your PSYCHIC ABILITIES, both COMMUNING WITH THE DEAD as well as being able to PINPOINT STRUCTURAL WEAKNESSES. Talking with the dead is sometimes interesting; occasionally one of them will have something to teach you, whether it be a philosophy to live by which you BLATANTLY IGNORE, or a new FIGHTING TECHNIQUE which you dedicate yourself to learn UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT. As for discovering structural weaknesses, you've found it handy for one-hit KO'ing trolls that otherwise might have kicked your ass soundly. A weak knee here, soft bone there, anything that may give you an advantage you can locate and exploit, making it rather easy for you to also BREAK INTO BUILDINGS since you can simply break down the weaker walls and stroll in. God you love your powers.

    Your Trollian name, or trolltag, is corruptTessellation, and ycu absclutely despise ccmplete circles preferring thcse beautiful crescents instead.

    If you were to play a game called SGRUB, you would be the Bane of Order in the Land of Chaos and Melody.
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    >Be the annoyingly peppy royal blood



    Your name is QWASI QUIPP. [prn. kuh-WAS-E kuh-WHIP]

    You are a lover of all thing COLOURFULL and BRIGHT. You try to where EVERY COLOUR of the rainbow at ANY given time in the BRIGHTEST SHADES POSSIBLE though sometimes you tone in down when people complain about getting 'MOTHERFUCKING EYECANCER'. You think it is MARVELOUS that that there is such a WIDE AND DIVERSE spectrum of colour on your planet and are EXCITED TO NO END about the colour diversity of troll blood. You just happen to be on the top of the spectrum with your royal blood, but you do not feel that you are above them because of your higher blood colour. You are actually rather FASCINATED by them. It captures your interest so much that you have taken to collecting TROLL BLOOD in an assortment of JARS. You use them to paint WONDERFUL THINGS and sometimes you just like to STARE AT THEM FOR HOURS. You could always just use ACTUAL PAINTS or perhaps CRAYONS, but it just does not seem the same to you.


    Troll romance is oh so fascinating to you and you like to MATCHMAKE even if you're no good at it! You enjoy the flushed quadrants more then the darker ones, but spotting brewing blackrom intrests you none the less!

    You are constantly PEPPY, HYPERACTIVE AND ANNOINGLY OPTIMISTIC. You call people things like 'GRUMPYGILLS' and 'FROWNYFINS' according to how they're feeling. You think it's CUTE, but some people just don't get it. However when you get MAD things get NASTY. You lose yourself to the feelings of ANGER and let your SELF DEFENSE SKILLS kick in which makes for some major ASS WHOOPIN' which probably ties in to your title, the KEEPER OF MADNESS. It's also why people tend to avoid you. At least you think it is.

    You wield BATKIND and your game medium is the LAND OF NEON AND WATERFALLS which is of course a seizure-enducer for most people BUT YOU QUITE ENJOY IT. You use the EYERAPE MODUS for your sylladex because you find the colors enchanting. It takes in items like a normal sylladex, but when you want to take something out you have to STARE INTO IT as it flashes NEON colours and be able to DECHIPER the word that flashes by. Upon saying this word, the sylladex will RELEASES IT and a burst of neon light.

    You do not live in a PINEAPPLE, but however you do live UNDER THE SEA mostly do to the fact that you are a SEATROLL. Your WRIGGLING DAY is april 18th and you've lived to see about 7 SOLAR SWEEPS. Your LUSUS is a GIANT EYED NARWHAL named QUENTIN and you quite enjoy his company. Together the two of you live in HARMONY, HARMONY, HARMONY.


    Your trolltag is neonSpectrum and you TYPELIKEYOU'REONACONSTANTSUGARHIGH, HEHEHEHE. ε* 7 *з



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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    OFFENSIVE TROLL COMING YOUR WAY

    Your name is CROZER THERUL, and you want only one thing, equality. Trolls are brave, powerful creatures, but think of the things your race could accomplish if only you were unified! But no. You are ruled by foolish conservatives who believe blood color is more important than individual achievement, idiot imperialists who put more faith in a meaningless color than in the creative and dedicated minority. You have set out to change this. You dream of a world where the grubs you help to create will be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their blood. And to achieve this, you will slay as many high-bloods as necessary, even if it means genocide!
    What? You’re a troll. Civil rights is a noble goal, but only hate can drive out hate. You desire peace and equality, but peaceful protest is bucket-on-head retarded. So you’re a warrior for peace, aided by your trusty sniper rifle. You wield rifle-kind, though you didn’t always. Your primary weapon used to be club-kind, until you met a rather rude high-blood. You took his rifle from him-it isn’t like he needed it anymore.
    Among your low-blood compatriots, you are compassionate, friendly, and (you hope) charismatic. You’re relatively popular as a result, and you desire to unify your low-blood friends to start a protest group of sorts. A riot is the voice of the unheard, and if you’ve got to riot to end the oppression, you will.
    But to high-bloods, you’re somewhere between “intolerable” and “AGHGAOHBSSGJKYIFSBGKILL”. You are cold, haughty, threatening, and insulting unless they can prove themselves to be a reasonable member of class, in which case you warm up and apologize for your behavior. You don’t hate all high-bloods, really. You’ve just a few too many bad experiences with them, and as a result deeply mistrust all the aristocrats you meet. It is incontestable and deplorable that lowbloods have committed crimes (you’ve committed a couple yourself,) but they are derivative crimes. They are born of the greater crimes of the highblood society.
    In your free time, you like to write speeches and read them to your lusus; a friendly (to you) dog named Aber. Your modus is the Equality Modus, where in order to get an item out; you must find something that is equal to it in some respect: color, weight, what have you.

    What? Oh, yeah, the scars. You’ve been in a few wars before. You’ve won some, lost a couple, but your opponents weren’t capable of sealing the deal. And your eye? You were born with that rather unfortunate deformation. It freaks people out-high-bloods, that is. You were born with a rather odd special ability, the ability to mask your appearance. To any psychically susceptible individual, you appear to have no scars and normal eyes. But to resistant high-bloods, you appear in your true, ugly form. It might have had a small impact on your politics: high-bloods are predisposed to be disgusted at the sight of you, so you feel you must oblige them by acting in a manner that disgusts them, too! This extends to you even changing your sunglasses to the extra-spooky pair to intimidate.
    Your trolltag is isonomyVindicator, and you =make sure everything maintains the proper equilibrium=.

    Or, for those of you who prefer your trolls with less social commentary:


    Your name is EGALIT LEBNIZ, and you want only one thing, equality. Trolls are brave, powerful creatures, but think of the things your race could accomplish if only you were unified! But no. You are ruled by foolish conservatives who believe blood color is more important than individual achievement, idiot imperialists who put more faith in a meaningless hemocracy than any sort of system that justly rewards deserving trolls (such as yourself.) You have set out to change this. You dream of an Alternia will be judged on how they perform, not how they were born. And to achieve this, you will slay as many high-bloods as necessary, even if it means genocide!
    What? You’re a troll. Equality is a noble goal, but the only effective weapon against the high-blood’s hatred is more hatred. You desire peace and equality, but protest without carnage is bucket-on-head retarded.
    So you’re a warrior for equality. Unfortunately, as you’ve learned fairly recently, war hurts. You had used a metal truncheon to fight your enemies in the past, but you find your trusty club to be a bit…primitive. One and a half sweeps ago, you met an exceptionally rude high-blood. He wouldn’t stop boasting about what a fantastic shot he was, so you showed him what a fantastic clubber…club-man…club-wielder you were. It turns out he wasn’t as good a shot as he thought; he just had a very well-made sniper rifle. You’ve become quite the shot with it after practicing, but you are, of course, quite vulnerable while attempting to snipe.
    Among your low-blood compatriots, you are compassionate, friendly, and (you hope) charismatic. You’re relatively popular as a result, and you desire to unify your low-blood friends to start a protest group of sorts. That said, you don’t automatically like low-bloods, in fact, you find several intolerable. But they are of no consequence. There are good high-bloods and bad low-bloods, you understand this. But for the purpose of your victory, solidarity between the lower castes is essential.
    But to high-bloods, you’re somewhere between “intolerable” and “AGHGAOHBSSGJKYIFSBGKILL”. You are cold, haughty, threatening, and insulting unless they can prove themselves to be a reasonable member of class, in which case you warm up and apologize for your behavior. You don’t hate all high-bloods, really. You’ve just a few too many bad experiences with them, and as a result deeply mistrust all the aristocrats you meet. Some of them
    In your free time, you like to read, take walks, and play with your lusus. A “job” you have given yourself is to write speeches and practice delivering them to your lusus; a friendly (to you) dog you’ve named Baskers after a novel you were rather fond of. Your secret passion, however, is the making of wooden marionettes. You’ve gotten quite good at it over the sweeps, resulting in small trolls that even you understand are creepy. You keep a few in your modus at all times, the rest safely tucked away in your dome-like hive. Don’t tell anyone. You’re ashamed. Your modus is the Equality Modus, where in order to get an item out; you must find something that is equal to it in some respect: color, weight, what have you.


    What?

    Oh, yeah, the scars. You’ve been in a few feuds before. Your beliefs around the valley are well-circulated, and more than a couple high-bloods took issue with it. You invited them to try and take you down. You’ve won some fights, lost a couple, but your opponents weren’t capable of sealing the deal. And your eye? You were born with that rather unfortunate deformation. It freaks people out-high-bloods, that is. You were born with a rather odd special ability, the ability to mask your appearance. To any psychically susceptible individual, you appear to have no scars and normal eyes. But to resistant high-bloods, you appear in your true, ugly form. It might have had a small impact on your politics: high-bloods are predisposed to be disgusted at the sight of you, so you feel you must oblige them by acting in a manner that disgusts them, too! This extends to you even changing your sunglasses to the extra-spooky pair to intimidate. Oh, yes, you do enjoy intimidating high-bloods with your disgusting “true” state. Some see you as a bogeyman of sorts. You find it ridiculous, but you also see how you can make that work to your advantage.
    Your trolltag is isonomyVindicator, and you =make sure everything maintains the proper equilibrium=
    TL;DR


    Special thanks to Jervous for making the sprite.
    Fuck Homestuck and fuck this forum. This fandom is garbage and the mods here are draconian douchebags.

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    Be the new-age retro hippie.

    Your name is Wesheb Ananda and you would like to talk about the end times.

    You are a sign-waving prophet of doom, and firmly believe that the end is nigh. However, unlike all those other nutjobs, you couldn't give a crap about sins or repenting or Troll Jegus; you believe that everyone should just abandon their petty grievances, love one another, and make the most of their time on this planet.

    Despite the end being nigh, you are unfailingly chill and cheerful. Seriously, nothing could possibly make you frown. You came to terms with your own mortality long ago, and understand that any offenses against you are inconsequential in the grand scheme of things, so you just let them slide. You believe that everyone, regardless of blood color, should be friends, so you try your best to be friends with everyone and fill the world with love and brotherhood.

    Your interests include partying, trying new foods, hiking, canoeing, and traveling the world on the back of your apatosaurus lusus. You are a rolling stone at heart, always wanting to meet more friends, see new places, witness the beauty of nature, and spread the gospel of peace and love.

    Your trolltag is blissfulArmageddon and y0ur w0rds are l1l71ng and v1vac10us...

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    > Be the Icy Troll girl.

    > You are now the Icy troll Girl



    You are AVERA TERRASPARCE. You would say you're a pretty average brown blood. even if it's not your actual blood color. it's just so much more fun to you to go and play around in the warmer regions of Alternia than to stay here in this near sub-zero degree climate.
    But in reality, you are somewhat of a Blue Blood. Only Somewhat. It's of a lighter color, and it allowed you to have the ability to INVERT YOUR OWN NATURAL COLORS, originally for survival. Which it really is what you use it for.

    Your Troll handle is electricEskimo and you tend. to. pause. after. every. word. to . keep. from. sstutterring.


    Huntress of Breath
    Land of Ice and Grass
    (her horns don't actually float, i just don't have an inverted version of her regular sprite on hand atm;; thats an old pic.)
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

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    >Sevaka and Kiris: Be best friends FOREVEEEERRRR!!!!!

    Awesome arts by the way.
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    Your name is HEYOKA PANDEM and you are 4 SWEEPS OLD. You are a SUBJUGGLATOR, and you want to be the BEST YOU CAN BE! You're very low rank, though. In fact, you're STILL IN TRAINING, and have not yet EARNED YOUR FACEPAINT. Your current job is to PLAY YOUR PANPIPES during the slaughter, and if you do a good enough job, you might get to make a kill someday! Of course, that will be when you get your FACEPAINT.

    Your interests include MUSIC, DANCING, and general JAPERY, as well as the obvious MURDERPARTIES. Your lusus is a GOATMAN, sometimes referred to as a SATYR. You dress in BRIGHTLY COLORED LAYERED skirts and shirts (decorated with your TEARDROP symbol, of course) over black tights. You have a tendency to go BAREFOOT for ease of movement, but when pressed will resort to shoes. Your hair is in pigtails and decorated with COLORFUL RIBBONS, and your horns resemble that of a GOAT.

    Unknown to you, you have the tendency to ANNOY THE SHIT out of your REVELRY MASTER, which is why she keeps DELAYING YOUR INITIATION. It really was a bad idea to IGNORE HER IN FAVOR OF WATCHING PRETTY COLORS.

    Your trolltag is whimsicalPiper and you use adoristically mashed up words! =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerbear View Post
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    Would just like to say that your art is awesome, never you mind that sock puppet energy beams sounds like one of the best powers anyone could ask for.
    Beeps and Boops used HYPER BEAM!
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    => Be the filthy slut

    I beg your pardon?

    => Be the proper lady.



    Your name is SYREIA APHODE, and YOU ARE A VERY REFINED WOMAN. You are a ROYALBLOOD, but are OFTEN MISTAKEN AS A BLUEBLOOD. You are not a SEADWELLER, however, and AS A RESULT get a lot of MIXED RESULTS. You have A LOT OF CLASS, talking in PROPER GRAMMAR and UTMOST LADY-LIKE CONDUCT. You TREAT EVERYONE WITH RESPECT unless THEY ARE UNCOUTH. Which, if case, you are very abrasive.

    You have a love for TEACHING, and as a result OFTEN SLIP INTO LECTURES even on accident. You utterly CANNOT STAND UNCULTURED SWINE, and as a result will stop what you're doing to make sure that the UNCOUTH YOUTH is TAUGHT PROPERLY.

    Your lusus is a PEACOCK who can SET ANYTHING ON FIRE with BUT A MERE GLANCE. SHE IS ALSO FIERCELY PROTECTIVE OF YOU, so you never have been able to bring anyone to your hive. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH HER, however, AND LOVE HEAR DEARLY.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is a WHIPKIND, and a RULERKIND. Your FETCH MODUS is the LESSON PLAN, which you must plan out your day before heading out, so no complications arise. It's STORAGE is the PURSE.

    Your trolltag is eloquentEligance, and you talk with a proper form of verbal communication amongst your peers.

    [spoiler]
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    ==> Be the frustrated highblood.



    Your name is DIODAN GAMMET.

    You are SIX SWEEPS OLD, and you pride yourself heavily on your NEARLY PURPLE BLOOD.
    It's nearly purple, alright? That means in troll society, you're kind of a big deal.
    Seriously.
    You could go on about this.
    Do you want to hear about this? Because really, big fucking deal here, not that the other assholes in your neighbourhood could ever appreciate the true refined nature of your BLOOD.
    You are constantly frustrated that you are NOT SHOWN THE PROPER RESPECT YOU DESERVE, especially by your NEIGHBOUR.
    But you hate talking about her.
    Hell, you even hate THINKING about her, so let's move right the fuck on already.

    You are an avid HUNTER, even though you are PRETTY TERRIBLE AT IT, and have managed to kill maybe three MUSCLEBEASTS ever in your miserable life. But brag and windbag on about those three confirmed kills you will.
    Your strife specibus is allocated to BOWKIND, a properly befitting specibi for an up and coming ARCHERADICATOR, a fitting goal for one with such almost-purple-blood like you.

    Later, you would enter SGRUB with some other collective idiots from your neighbourhood and their pals, taking your place in the LAND OF PLATFORMS AND TIMING as the ARCHER OF TIME.
    But that didn't go so well...

    Your trolltag is prodigiousVoguish and yOU spEAk wIth thE tOnE Of sOmEOnE prOpErlY hIghblOOdEd, AlrIght?
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    > Be Averas Morail

    You Are Morrium Porrum. You are a coldhearted troll, threatning the sea trolls who come near you of their future, which includes, but not limited to -
    The enslavement of their kind
    or the entire genocide of every seatroll in existance.
    As said before, you hate them with a burning passion of 1000 ALTERNIAN SUNS. All of the Suns

    ALL OF THEM.
    Fortunately for everyone else, Your Morail keeps you in line, and actually doesn't HATE them. She even goes as far as to even liking them and showing them courtesy!
    Honestly.

    Anyway. You would soon enter the game of SGRUB and take your place as the GLADIATOR OF RAGE, Alongside the HUNTRESS OF BREATH.
    Your Trollhandle is lightningsGladiator, and you Don't need a quirk to be as c001 as you are.

    His Lusus is a dinosaur of the aquatic kind. (Ironic, no? ;3 )
    Weapon is SPEARKIND
    Fetch modus is Timer, he has to get the item out in an alotted amount of time from the encoded sylladex card or else the item will not be pulled out until done so.
    Gladiator of Rage
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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    >Be the weird Time-Space Shenanigans Troll



    You are now HERMAN BAADDH.

    Your life has been a convoluted tale of CROSS-UNIVERSE TRAVEL WHICH ALSO INCLUDED JUMPING FAR INTO THE FUTURE. It's hard to explain, but the narrator shall try!

    When you had first gotten out of the TRIALS, right after being given an INTELLIGENT AND CRAFTY RAT LUSUS, you were kidnapped by CRAZED ALTERNIAN SCIENTISTS. They put you into a SPACESHIP ARMED WITH TIME-SPACE DOOHICKEYS AND THINGAMAJIGS, and informed your Lusus of their findings.

    They believed that ALTERNIA WAS DOOMED. Therefore, they decided to send a RANDOM TROLL ACROSS UNIVERSES, in an attempt to make a NEW RACE somewhere SAFE. You were launched from Alternia, and while in space, the DEVICES ACTIVATED.

    You were SENT THROUGH TIME, SPACE, AND UNIVERSES. It was quite probably a frightening experience. When the shenanigans stopped, YOU WERE HURTLING TOWARDS A FOREST on the STRANGE PLANET KNOWN AS "EARTH".

    You survived the crash, and WANDERED THROUGH THE WOODS. Eventually, you discovered a SMALL PRIVATE SCHOOL, and you SNUCK INTO THE BASEMENT. Your Lusus and you lived there, with you slowly growing up. Your Lusus, being CRAFTY and GENERALLY NOT LIKING YOU, decided to WITHHOLD ALL INFORMATION that the SCIENTISTS had told it, along with ALL INFO ON ALTERNIAN CULTURE.

    You grew up SNEAKING AROUND the school, stealing HOMEWORK for FOOD. You had been sighted a FEW TIMES, and the school eventually decided that YOU WERE A MYTH, yet continued BLAMING ITS TROUBLES ON YOU.

    You had taken a random BROOM from the basement in case of the hypothetical STRIFE. At one point, one of your HORN SPIKES BROKE OFF, and you wielded SPIKEKIND from then on. Your horn spikes REGREW QUICKLY, giving you a LARGE NUMBER OF WEAPONS. You stole a FETCH MODUS from some RANDOM KID and wound up with the ARRAY MODUS.

    After TWELVE HUMAN YEARS, you decided to go BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, and found the spaceship, somehow STILL INTACT. After a DANGEROUS LAUNCH, and MORE TIME-SPACE TRAVEL, you wound up BACK ON ALTERNIA, a LITTLE BIT BEFORE YOU WERE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE. You JOINED THE SCIENTISTS, and LEARNED OF THEIR PLANS. You sent YOUR WRIGGLER SELF TO EARTH, completing the loop.

    You then WANDERED, your Lusus informing you that you NEEDED A HIVE AND A COPY OF SGRUB to SURVIVE. It did this by WRITING IN DIRT, being the SMART LITTLE CRITTER HE IS. You found a HEMOLOYAL BLUEBLOOD, and demanded the USE OF HIS HIVE AND A COPY OF SGRUB. You had acquired QUITE A FEW SCRAPES, exposing your INDIGO BLOOD. He gave you his Hive and a copy of the game, then PROMPTLY GTHO'D.

    When you played SGRUB, you become the VAGABOND OF LIGHT in the LAND OF MAZES AND GLOW. Your trollTag is unknownMendicant and you, uh, tend to, er, not really understand, um, and you also , er, ramble about cool, um, human things, you guess, like, baseball man, uh, baseball is cool, and yeah. <=('-')=>
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    > Be the delusional troll.


    Your name is Gilved Jouseg, and you don't know that you're delusional. To you, those little creatures that float close to your shoulder at times are completely and 100% real. They tell you what to do, and you obey them, because they're just that smart, y'know? ... Yeah, no, you just don't have any willpower at all against them. You do everything your counselors tell you to. And most of the times, you hate it, because the left one is a huge psycho, and even though the right one is just logical, he (she? You were never sure about their genders) gets overpowered by the other most of the times they go to guide you. So you're obligated to do things that are not very good. Like kill trolls in horrible and painful ways. Or torture them. Or try to fill quadrants forcefully. You hate it. And you just can't run away. Okay, you admit that they're useful when you're fighting, because they can warn you about stuff coming at you from behind, but that's it. You try to gather courage to face your counselors by cutting yourself, but it's been failing so far. And your Fetch modus doesn't help, because you have the Scarring Modus, that makes you open a wound on your skin when you want to retrieve an item. At least you have a sort of outlet. And your forearms are always covered in bloodied bandages because of it, but that's not the point.
    Though your interests work as better outlets. One of them is flying. No, you can't really fly, only in your dreams, and when your lusus is in a good mood. You just love the sensation of freedom you have when you fly, it's almost intoxicating. You love it. The other interest that helps you is playing harp. It's so soothing to touch the chords and hear the soft sound they make, turned into beautiful melodies when put together. And another interest of your is ventriloquism. You're not all that good at it, and it's a sort of secret, but it also helps when you have a little crisis.
    The lusus mentioned is a three-headed hydra with feathered dragon wings. Or at least it used to have three heads, the middle one got ripped off by the other two when you were just a wiggler, and you never really understood why. Of the heads that were left, the right one is female and good, and is named Adina, while the left head is male and evil, and carries the name of Enok. You don't know the actual gender of your lusus, so you just use "it" when refering to it on conversations and such. Which you're not that good at, because you tend to ask for reassurance, and almost never give advices. You're just not good at them, okay?
    Your lusus was never very caring for you, so you suffered with a bad case of malnutrition before you learned how to cook. You're sickly skinny because of it, and actually really tall, what makes you look like a skeleton. Couple that with the fact that your main Specibus is scytheKind (the other being razorKind), and with the black hoodie and clothes you wear, you're pretty much a living version of Death in appeareance. The hoodie you wear because you just can't be bothered to actually style your hair in any way, so you just cut it short and throw the hoodie over the mess (or at least you think it's a mess, it isn't really).
    Being so full of pity of yourself all the time made you almost ignorant to the hemospectrum. You know it exists, and you know you're high on it, but you just couldn't care less when you have bigger fish to fry. You're sometimes desperate for some actual contact and some comfort from someone else, but you're also afraid of that, because your counselors tend to make you completely ruin any interactions you have with other trolls, be by either talking to you or making you do horrible and/or inapropriate things to the other troll.
    Your Trolltag is misfortunesVassal and you 0} cant be bothered to use proper punctuation and capitalization <~c
    ...


    They're spying on our business.
    Murder them. Brutally.
    A simple scare will do.
    No! They must be tortured to death.
    That's too risky. There's too many of them.
    Shut up! Now go, Gildev. Hunt them all down and kill them. Make them suffer.
    We'll be here to assist you.
    0} y yes <~c
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    Your name is LUMINE ROGANE.
    You are one of the Followers of TROLL BAYONETTA and her ADVENTUROUS WAYS.
    You go as far as to ASPIRE TO BE JUST LIKE HER. SASSY, SEXY, the one MANY TROLLS YEARN TO FILL BUCKETS WITH.
    But unfortunately, you are MUCH TOO SHY to begin even considering how to GET THIS BUCKET BUSINESS DONE. So you just DRESS LIKE HER.
    Yet Sometimes you enjoy pretending to be like her, It's only natural since you admire her that much.
    Your Troll handle is umbralSorceress, and you ALWAYS begin your Sentences with a O Full Moon and End it with a Crescent )).

    FETCHMODUS- Spell Caster - She must say a spell in the strange Angelic language to retrieve an item from a card.
    Blood Color - A Jade Color, looks a little lighter.
    Lusus - A Monarch Butterfly, You never got a mother grub because of you crawling out Too early and being picked up by the strange butterfly beast.
    Hive - You live in a large tree above the ground, with a cleared stairway to the top so you may see the moon at night.

    Strife Specibi - Pistolkind, Magickind.
    Interests - gazing at the moon, practicing dark magic, dancing
    Dreamer - Prospit Dreamer
    Saint of Umbra
    Land of Moonlight and magic
    (I'm drawing these at school, so if you see a sprite of mine done on comp, I either did it before or i finally got my new Tablet Pen. )
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    Be the Silly Puppy Girl!

    You are successfully the Silly Puppy Girl!
    Your name is MERLINIE TENFORTH. You are a Silly Green Blood Just waiting to have fun!
    SO much fu-

    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK NO. BAD LUSUS
    BAD LUSUS
    WORST BEST FRIEND.
    NO.
    CHANGE YOUR GODDAMN COLOR
    BARK BARK BARK

    hahahaahahaah
    S-Silly Lusus.
    H-How Silly.
    A-Anyway.
    You love to have fun!yaaaaaaaayfun!
    You also love buckets. you don't know why, but they are so fascinating!
    You have a Morail who likes them too!
    you think maybe it could turn redrom soon.
    possibly.
    yes.
    Your username is crimsonUnity and you speak like a normal person, you just like to bark and yap! Bark Bark!

    fetch modus - FETCH! - you chase the item you want, and bring it back to the location you started to retrieve it.
    Strife Specibi - Small stabkind, Fangkind
    Dreamer - Derse Dreamer
    Title - Companion of Friendship
    Land of Bones and Noms

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    >Be one of those new, ice dwellers

    gog damn sea dwellers...thinking theyre so high and mighty....
    >are you ok?

    Oh, he didnt see you there. hes fine now.

    Your name is Orfiol Letran you are one of the rare Ice Dwellers you are 7 sweeps old.

    >Orfiol:invert


    Dont be silly, you cant invert like that girl Avera can, you can, however change between a more land-dwellerish look and your true form. ice troll appearances can vary. some have light hair, some have dark. some have light skin, some have dark. etc. etc. it does, however, feel alot nicer to look like this. you dont feel as cold. and you normally be this way to be comfortable. however, most land-dwellers are off-put by this appearance. so you use that other one for when you visit the land dweller area.

    WALL OF INFO


    Your trolltag is tundranHate and you tend to Sl_id_e ar_ou_nd al_ot wh_en yo_u sp_ea_k.
    You are the Royal Of Mind in the Land of Large Heights And Trinkets (LOLHAT)

    SUMMARY
    Name: Orfiol Letran
    Blood Color: Cyan
    Age: 7 solar sweeps
    Title: Royal Of Mind
    Planet: Land of Large Heights And Trinkets
    Lusus: armadillo/mole
    trolltag: tundranHate
    Quirk: puts a underscore every two letters example:Sl_id_e ar_ou_nd al_ot wh_en yo_u sp_ea_k.
    symbol: snowflake
    associated item: ice (durr)
    Fetch modus: ASSOCIATE
    Strife specibus: MORPHKIND
    consorts: falcons
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    >Be the midnight prophet



    You are now CAIRON CAEREK.
    You are 8 sweeps old but that doesn't matter to you, for you are the reincarnation of millions of dead trolls, or at least that's what you like to think. You possess no hive, instead preferring to travel nomadically with your HUMPBEAST lusus. You are capable of postcognition, allowing you to recall the memories of many trolls, albeit with difficulty. One thing you have noticed about your previous 'incarnations' is that they all died from dehydration, something that you are deathly afraid of happening to you, and as a result you carry at least 10 litres of water in your PACK MODUS. You utilize the curvdbladeKind strife specibus, due to the fact that the honourable khopesh is classified under it. Recently you have noticed changes in the night sky, most notably the appearance of several hundred meteorites heading towards Alternia. You began noticing these meteorites a couple days after running into a temple, half buried in the sands of the desert, and discovering a strange disc in a slot. You have yet to find any correlation between the two however.
    Your trolltag is nomadicProphet and you speak WithoutPauseOrWaitAsYouHaveLittleTimeToWaste.
    Your blood is #ff3600.

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    =>Be--WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT



    Your name is VOLEEL TRABARA, and you are A MUTANT. You have been ATTEMPTED CULLED ever since birth, but have survived because of your PSYCHIC POWER, which is the ABILITY TO GIVE TROLLS THE ILLUSION THAT THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE HAS BECOME REAL. As a result, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS because EVERYTHING IS FREAKED THE FUCK OUT BY YOU.

    Your LUSUS used to be a HORRIBLE HELLSPAWN WROUGHT ON ALL LIVING THINGS and was a BLIGHT ON LIFE. IT DIED WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILLED IT WITH YOUR POWERS. You don't care though; in fact, IT ENTERTAINED YOU THE WHOLE TIME THROUGH.

    Your hobbies include SCARING THE LIVING SHIT out of other trolls. In fact, IT'S ALL YOU CAN REALLY DO.

    You have no STRIFE SPECIBUS because you don't need to do a thing. Your FETCH MODUS is the SONG RECORDER, and you MUST SING in order to get what you want. This tends to CAUSE A LOT OF TROLLS TO END UP KILLING THEMSELVES when you do so nearby, BECAUSE OF YOUR HORRIBLE DUAL TONED GRAVELY VOICE THAT GRATES ON EARS WORSE THAN NAILS ON CHALKBOARDS.

    YOU HAVE NO TROLLTAG and you TtAaLlKk TtHhIiSs WwAaYy.
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    You are Sothan Humara and your life kind of sucks right now.

    You are nearly 7 SWEEPS OLD and have RICH PURPLE blood, which you hide with a GREEN symbol least someone notice you don't posses the gills of a proper highblood. You have an acute INTEREST in entering the LEGAL SYSTEM once you become and ADULT. However, you are currently preoccupied with trying to find out if being a gill-less PURPLE BLOOD is within grounds for culling. This may take a while as the laws are a bit... haphazard and biased.

    Your lusus is a spiral horned savanna dwelling hoofbeast, or commonly referred to as a GAZELLE by highbloods. Highbloods sure are strange. Your STRIFE SPCEIBUS is equipped with SCYTHE-KIND, which you are become better at wielding. You even managed to wound your enemy with it in your last fight.

    Your Trollian Handle is ReaperGazelle and You Really don't Care much for Proper Capitalization or Even for consistency In What You Do Feel should be Capitalized.

    However, this is not what is making your life suck. No, the cause of this is a DOUCHEBAGGING NOOKSUCKER who just recently took you newly harpooned lusus out to sea in a net. You asked around and found a few trolls who recognized the PRETENTIOUS CAPE and ELITIST HAIR right away. Now you just have to figure out how you are going to make his life utter hell...
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    My pesterChum Handle is slipperyHand (this is not an innuendo, stop making that face) Hit me up and I shall talk. But no worr1es, 1 don't b1te, so don't be sh1!

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    Its there now.
    and thanks for the sig info Katrika
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    I kinda want to rp with a character in two different points in time/personal develment. So, I'm making a separate profile for 8 sweep old Heyoka.

    Your name is HEYOKA PANDEM and you are 8 SWEEPS OLD. You are a SUBJUGGLATOR, and you DO THE BEST JOB YOU CAN. You are aware that many of your brethren have a variety of motives, and you're OKAY WITH THAT. Personally, your philosophy is that there is no LIGHT without DARKNESS, no LAUGHTER without PAIN, and no LIFE without DEATH. Troll society is harsh, but you're HARSHER. You're the TWISTED MIRROR that reflects all the DARK DEPRAVITIES of trollkind right back at them, the INESCAPABLE PROOF. At least, that's your ideal. The other subjugglators think you're KINDA WEIRD SOMETIMES but you sure as hell GET THE JOB DONE.

    Your interests include MUSIC, DANCING, and JOKES, as well as the obvious CULLING. Your lusus is a GOATMAN, sometimes referred to as a SATYR. You dress in black tights, a white miniskirt, a black and white striped tubetop and mismatched black and white armwarmers. Shoes, of course, are DEVIL-INTRUMENTS. Well, not really. But you find them HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE. That might have something to do with the fact that your lusus never bought you any when you were young. You only wear them under DURESS. Your hair is in lots of long thin braids decorated with COLORFUL RIBBONS. You play the PANPIPES.

    You prefer to kill ASSHOLES but aren't against a little MURDER anytime. Your GOOD SIDE is as genuine as your BAD SIDE, but you tend to only show it to people you like on first impression and/or other subjugglators.

    Your trolltag is whimsicalPiper and you use portmanteau words as a habirut.

    ((I don't really see it as a good side/bad side in troll terms, because for trolls it's perfectly okay to murder people you don't like/care about romantically. To a troll, I don't think she'd be a bad person.))

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    Re: TROLLSLUM 7: No roleplaying. Profiles only. FINAL DESTINATION.

    (I have no picture, because I am rather bad at making those. Instead, here are some words.)

    Your name is FANNAR ONNAKI. You live in the COLDEST PART of Alternia with your POLAR BEAR lusus. You have TEAL, ICY BLUE blood and wield the ICEPICKKIND strife specibus.

    You wear HEAVY WINTER GEAR, i.e. a BLACK WINTER COAT and SNOWBOOTS. On the lapel of your coat is your SYMBOL. Your hair is SHORT and a LITTLE MESSY. Your horns are like that of the EARTH REINDEER.

    Living where you do, you are a little SHELTERED from the normal horrors of the troll world. Nope, you've just got BLIZZARDS and GIANT PREDATORS that live under the ice. Your interests pertain to your survival, which is to say, FISHING, CLIMBING, COOKING, and FIRST-AID. Because of how sheltered you are, you have ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS, and only occasionally talk to anyone over Trollian.

    Your handle is cryoticLoner and Vt's so cold up here even your speech is drvppvng wvth vcycles.
    My sig-quotes:

    Took me about a year to notice the typo. How long did it take you?

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