>Be the asshole.
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>Be the punk with a truth problem.
You are now ERTIGO BAUDET. You are 8 SWEEPS OLD, have DIRTY YELLOW BLOOD
, and GODDAMN you are an ASSHOLE. This is partly because for some reason, you are compelled to TELL THE TRUTH, or for a more agreeable point, tell WHATEVER THE FUCK is going on in your MIND at the moment. Infact, once someone gets you STARTED talking, there's no getting you to STOP. This usually ends up in a CONFRONTATION of some sorts. That, or some VERY EMBARASSING FEELINGS being spilt. Which is why you have your HAND. Or, part of it. Usually, when you BEGIN talking, to make yourself STOP, you simply shove your HAND in your mouth. This, of course, leads to your hand usually being COMPLETELY IMMOBILE and FUCKED UP, but in a way it's worth it to KEEP YOUR QUARRELS rather than get the LIVING SHIT beat out of you because you told it how you thought it.
Your APPETITE is quite a THING. You find yourself OVER-INDULGING in OBSCURITIES with a high amount of IRON in them. That means you like to eat METAL, RED MEAT, and even BLOOD. Though BLOOD isn't particularly the best tasting BEVERAGE ITEM, you don't particularly mind the TASTE. Hell, sometimes it even tastes GOOD when you get to the HIGHER PARTS of the HEMOSPECTRUM. As for your METAL EATING habits, your teeth are SHARP enough to pierce METAL without completely OBLITERATING them. You're not particularly sure why they're like this, and it could possibly be a SMALL MUTATION, but you have no QUARRELS with having a strong set of TEETH. Infact, that leads you to the NEXT POINT, your STRIFE-SPECIBUS.
You have two STRIFE-SPECIBII. One of which being TEETHKIND. This comes almost NATURAL to you, as your teeth are RAZOR-SHARP DEATH MACHINES. Honestly? You could probably chew through TROLL SKIN rather easily, as well as BONE MARROW and OTHER HARD SUBSTANCES. As much as you'd like to, you don't use your TEETHKIND STRIFE-SPECIBUS all that OFTEN. It's rather UNWISE, seeing as most troll's have something LONG-RANGE and it involves the use of your HEAD. That said, it's something you use on LAST RESORT. As for your OTHER STRIFE-SPECIBUS, you use SPEARKIND. This is an IMPRACTICAL WEAPON, seeing as you can only use ONE HAND to MANAGE it, but it's a WEAPON nonetheless. That, and SPEARS are a bit FLIMSY and easily BREAKABLE, but you try not to think about that. Not that you were particularly THINKING when you chose the WEAPON. All you were THINKING about when choosing SPEARKIND STRIFE-SPECIBUS was that it had a SPIKE on it, and SPIKES are fucking AWESOME.
Some of your many INTERESTS include getting into INSULT-OFFS with other TROLLS, EATING, and collecting SHARP THINGS. SHARP THINGS such as TROLL HORNS, SPIKES, and various articles of CLOTHING that happen to have SPIKES on them. You have an odd FASCINATION with SHARP THINGS, really. One that you can't particularly EXPLAIN, such as telling the TRUTH or the like. EATING, because well SHIT, why not? You're OBSCURE AS FUCK anyway, might as well INDULGE in shit you like, like METAL. INSULT-OFFS because generally, once your mouth starts TALKING, you can't particularly STOP. Sometimes, it's a bit ENJOYABLE to sit back and watch the INSULTING MAGIC occur. SOMETIMES. When you're not getting the SHIT beat out of you for DOING SO.
Your LUSUS is a HUGE, IMPOSING GOLEMBEAST. He has MANY different SPIKED EXTRUSIONS coming from all over his BODY. On FIRST GLANCE, he looks FRIGHTENING and IMPOSING. But UNDERNEATH, he's as soft as a FELINEBEAST. This makes him good at COUNSELING you, and generally he's just the best LUSUS ever. In his SPARE TIME, he collects the CORPSES of the DECEASED TROLLS. Of course, he piles them in a place FAR from your HIVE, because that would be <FVCKING DISGVSTING>
otherwise. After collecting them into a TIDY PILE, he lets the WILDBEASTS feed on them.
Your FETCH MODUS is set to TRUTH. In order to DEPOSIT an item, you have to tell a TRUTHFUL TIDBIT about the item. This can be ranging from COLOR, TEXTURE, APPEARANCE, or even WHAT ITS USED FOR. Anything, really. As long as it's TRUE. The same process is used for WITHDRAWAL.
If you were to play SGRUB, your title would be the BARD OF DEATH in the LAND OF COLOR AND SPIKES. Your consorts would be PORCUPINES.
Your trolltag is skewedReputability
, and <YOV LIKE TO ^DD ^ SHIT-FVCKING-TON OF SPIKES IN YOVR VVORDS. ^LSO YOV CVRSE ^LOT.>