MSPA Fanfiction VI: Trashy Rainbow Drinker Fanfiction

[Sporkaganza]

Yeah.

Honestly, there are a lot of different ways you could go with it, but personally I like the idea of the duplicates being pretty much exactly the same as the originals... and the originals will look at the copies and boggle, wondering "Are we really this stupid?!"

[anonymousComrade]

The Scratch seems like prime fiction fodder for alternate universes.

For serious.

Every alt!kid fanfic is now canon until proven otherwise

[Mirdan]

@ a whole bunch of fics in this thread: you guys are all awesome. especially ladyantme because I've been going through your AO3. SO GOOOOOOD

Yeah.

Honestly, there are a lot of different ways you could go with it, but personally I like the idea of the duplicates being pretty much exactly the same as the originals... and the originals will look at the copies and boggle, wondering "Are we really this stupid?!"

My first thought was a time loop that keeps happening with only slight differences each time until the kids actually win.

[Nox]

AND every alt!troll fic as well!

[anonymousComrade]

AND every alt!troll fic as well!

And every alt!session

And every forum adventure

And indeed, every Homestuck fanfic ever written

And of course, Homestuck Beta

The floodgates have opened and there's no turning back

I believe I shall update my signature to reflect this turn of events

[lucidSeraph]

watch out guys tomorrow morning i'm going to pretend that violetesence is canon

just you wait

that is a promise

(I just promised you a Violetesence update HOOOO)

*e* Also crossing it over with reVisions. Which if anybody hasn't figured it out is based on the idea that everybody lives normal lives until Sburb shows up and locks you into a stable timeloop.

[draconicAlgorithm]

If everything is canon, that means Wizardstuck is canon too.

Do you know what this means?

...

Malfoy - Eridan is canon. (Also I have to come up with a legit reason as to why they're at Hogwarts I guess.)

[Beep]

I'm sure you can put off giving a reason in favor of writing more Eridan.




/sunglasses

[lantadyme]

(I just promised you a Violetesence update HOOOO)

Oh heck yes!

@Mirdan: Th-thank you. :<

[SkaianRedeemer]

Post-Scratch fics aren't canon! Wheeee

...yet. *thunderclap*

[Ryavis]

I kind of assume they find some way to live on past the scratch. Otherwise it'd be really weird how John is acting like he'll see Karkat soon right before it happens. What, did Rose not tell him he's going to stop existing in mere moments?

[mienrose]

@SeptimusMagistos That was the funniest thing I've read on here in a while. Of COURSE that's how it would go.

@Graven_Image Juggalo John is so freaking scary. Nice job.

[Megafire]

I kind of assume they find some way to live on past the scratch. Otherwise it'd be really weird how John is acting like he'll see Karkat soon right before it happens. What, did Rose not tell him he's going to stop existing in mere moments?

Well, obviously that's why they're planning to hop over to the troll session before they start the Scratch.

[Graven_Image]

So wait.


What happens to the exiles?

[Megafire]

That's a very good question.

WQ must have a plan.

[ProspitDreamer]

Post-Scratch fics aren't canon! Wheeee

...yet. *thunderclap*

Is it funny that we're so determined to write things out of canon? Does that come from the feeling that Hussie just ninja'd every one of us (nearly)?

So wait.


What happens to the exiles?

Why do I always forget about them? I love them? Maybe now we'll get to see what their true purpose is?

[lucidSeraph]

Disclaimer: I've never looked in on this thread before. Apologies if I'm inadvertently being rude by posing my question.

Does the latest installation of Red Dead Virgo indicate a crossover with lucidseraph's AU? It certainly seems like it. However, it seems like MSPAchan is dead. Will the rest of RDV and the crossover be on AO3?

... meh actually gonna answer here too.

I actually got the idea from RDV originally; adamantApocalyptic came up with the idea of a Dave Lalonde before I did. However, hers was just "Dave in purple and he lives with Ms. Lalonde" and she didn't expand on it more than that. I took the idea and ran off a damn cliff with it.

AA knows about my work, and she's given me permission to play in her sandbox as I please, so I use her trolls, too (albeit slightly different interpretations of them). We do not, however, collaborate on anything together.

[battlerek]

I wonder what kind of hilarious shenanigans would ensue as a result of all this universe-changing shenanigans. (Aside from alt kid antics of course)

[DJ-P0N3]

I'll have to do something emotionally destructive because of this.
Don't worry.
You can be patient.
School is now.

[Kawa]

Restart, part 2 of ?

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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday...

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome.
TG: really
TG: hold on dude this is weird
EB: what do you mean?
EB: it's just a poster
TG: i know
TG: it feels like we had this conversation before
EB: y'know what? we totally have.
EB: dave, it worked!
EB: we're back on earth!
TG: no meteors
TG: no dead guardians
TG: everything back the way it was
EB: i can't believe we did it.
TG: funny thing is i still have those two copies of sburb
EB: i wouldn't go and run those just yet.
TG: i hear ya bro
TG: wouldnt want to provoke any cosmic bullshit into happening
TG: plonk that disc in there bam meteor comin at ya after all
EB: that'd be pretty bad. we'd have to play it all over again!
EB: when i get my copy, i'm going to take a good look at the disc contents first without letting it run.
TG: first good idea of the day prankman
TG: hey i just realized something
EB: what's that?
TG: you know how i had spent months in the game while you had only 24 hours
TG: well i guess thisd be as close to that experience as a non time player would get
EB: yeah... we get to relive april 13 all over again
TG: were all like bill murray up in this bitch
TG: only less utterly repetitive
TG: and its not even february
EB: you would know.
TG: how could i forget
EB: hold on...
EB: dave!
TG: whats wrong
EB: the trolls! what do you think happened to them?
TG: i dunno man
TG: try contacting one i guess
EB: i think i will!

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:29 --

John glanced at the list of handles on his Pesterchum. The various trolls had disappeared, since he hadn't actually added them to the chumroll yet. A dreadful feeling occurred to him -- what if the trolls were gone?

Still, he could always try to contact them by manually entering their handles...

-- arachnidsGrip is not on the network --

-- carcinoGeneticist is not on the network --

-- gallowsCalibrator is not on the network --

John was starting to feel very bad. In restoring their world, they had specifically made certain the trolls would have a good end too...

No. I won't... I can't accept this.

-- arachnidsGrip is not on the network --

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 16:42 --

EB: karkat?
EB: you there, buddy?



CG: HI AGAIN, IDIOT.

A/N:

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I know Word's not one to lie about word counts, but I had to cheat to get the other half of the joke to work.

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Remove the "--" from the Pesterchum system messages and the abbreviated handles ("[TG]" and "EB:") to get the correct word count.

I THINK I SHALL STOP DOING THAT NOW THAT BOTH PARTS HAVE BEEN USED.

[SeptimusMagistos]

COLORS: Chapter 5

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AdventurousArchaeologist [AA]began trolling gentlemanlyTrailblazer [GT]

AA: hey there j0hn!
AA: t0day is y0ur big day
AA: h0w excited w0uld y0u say y0u are?
GT: 0h i w0uld say i am plenty excited!
AA: 0h i d0nt kn0w
AA: y0u d0nt s0und s0 excited t0 me
GT: i am t00 excited!
AA: n0pe
AA: still n0t getting it
GT: H0W AB0UT N0W?
AA: pshaw thats n0t excitement
AA: thats just yelling
AA: any0ne can yell
AA: even s0me dead pe0ple
GT: i think if it were tavr0s y0u were saying this t0
GT: he w0uld tell y0u that maybe this just isn’t a g00d medium t0 express excitement in!
GT: and that maybe instead 0f criticizing the way i yell y0u sh0uld just watch me in acti0n instead!
AA: that d0es s0und like s0mething tavr0s w0uld say
AA: but . . .
AA: after he said that he w0uld back up his w0rds by springing int0 acti0n!
AA: while y0u seem t0 still be sitting there and talking t0 me.
AA: tell me j0hn are y0u unprepared f0r acti0n?
AA: j0hn?

gentlemanlyTrailblazer [GT] is now an idle chum.

AA: g0 get em j0hn
AA: im pr0ud 0f y0u!

So you believe in aliens too, huh?

Seven kinds of yes!

Check the mail?

No need! Your dad is checking it for you.

Man, your dad is such a great guy. You don’t know what you would do without him.

Retrieve SBURB copy?

Got it already, sweetheart. Got several, as a matter of fact, but your main copy is in your sylladex.

Check in with server player then.

On it!

gentlemanlyTrailblazer [GT]began trolling TranscendentTerrestrial [TT]

GT: are y0u ready t0 play this game, r0se?
TT: Yes, I believe I am.
TT: T)(e time )(as come for all of us to fulfill t)(e trust placed upon us.
GT: well then i would say it’s time f0r us t0 c0nnect!
TT: Are you sure I s)(ouldn’t go in first?
GT: abs0lutely n0t!
GT: it c0uld be danger0us, and what kind 0f a gentleman w0uld all0w a lady t0 walk int0 danger with0ut testing it 0ut first?
GT: n0t a very pr0per gentleman at all, i will tell y0u that much!
GT: especially if the lady in questi0n is a highbl00d!
TT: Jo)(n, )(ow many times do I )(ave to tell you?
TT: I am not a )(ig)(blood!
TT: All )(umans )(ave the same blood.
GT: aw, but if y0u weren’t a highbl00d then i couldn’t be a dapper gentleman!
GT: and what w0uld i d0 with all these t0p hats and canes then?
GT: why i w0uld have t0 disp0se 0f them!
TT: O)(, Jo)(n, you never fail to amuse!
TT: But if you’re sure you want to enter first, then per)(aps we s)(ould begin the arrangements.
GT: sure!
GT: the s00ner we start the s00ner i get t0 see y0u in pers0n!
GT: and 0nce that happens i
GT: in my very gentlemanly way
GT: will pr0bably take y0ur hand and kiss it as befits a first meeting between pe0ple 0f distincti0n!
TT: Swoon.

gentlemanlyTrailblazer [GT]ceased trolling TranscendentTerrestrial [TT]

Okay, back to the trolls now.

Right. Switching back.

CriminalCatcher [CC] began trolling TotallyChill [TC]

CC: So 1 f1gur3 you ow3 m3.
CC: 3v3n 1f you 3nd3d up c4rry1ng yours3lf to s4f3ty, 1 w4s th3 on3 who got you 1nto th3 game.
CC: 1 f1gur3 you c4n m4k3 th3 blood debt 3v3n by sp1ll1ng your guts 4bout your l1ttl3 cr1m1n4l fr14nd.
CC: Com3 on, l1ttl3 b1rd13.
CC: S1ng for m3! 3:)
TC: not sure what you’re talking about.
CC: 4h.
CC: Pl4y1ng coy, 4r3 w3?
TC: NO, REALLY NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN.
TC: this time stuff is kinda complex, you know?
TC: BUT IT’S ALL GOOD IN THE END.
TC: just makes things kinda hard to follow.
TC: LIKE WHOA, YOU KNOW?
CC: Th1s 1s why 1 pr3f3r work1ng w1th th3 non-1ns4n3 cr1m1n4ls
TC: haha yeah.
TC: I DON’T THINK I’M ACTUALLY INSANE, THOUGH.
TC: more like super-sane, you know?
TC: GOT TOO MANY SENSES.
TC: too much understanding, even.
TC: BUT LIKE I SAID BEFORE, IT’S ALL GOOD.
CC: Ok4y, th4t 4ll sounds r34lly 1nt3r3st1ng
CC: but 1 don’t h4v3 t1m3 to l1st3n to 1t!
CC: C4n you just t3ll m3 4bout th3 mut4nt-blooded cr1m1n4l 1nst34d?
TC: sure, you don’t hafta ask me twice.
CC: 1 4lr34dy d1d!
TC: HEH.
TC: anyway, sollux is probably just chilling somewhere in his land.
TC: HATCHING NEFARIOUS PLOTS AND WHATNOT.
CC: You don’t th1nk h3 m1ght h4v3 mov3d on?
TC: maybe, but i kinda doubt it.
TC: SOLLUX IS THE KINDA GUY WHO LIKES TO HAVE EVERYTHING LINED UP BEFORE HE MOVES.
TC: you know what i mean?
CC: You h4v3 b33n v3ry h3lpful! 3:D
CC: You w1ll b3 sp4r3d.
CC: But now 1 must pursu3 th3 ch4s3.
CC: Bye!
TC: SURE, BYE.

CriminalCatcher [CC] ceased trolling TotallyChill [TC]

Feferi: pursue the criminal.

Of course! That is what you are here for. If Sollux really did delay his escape, then he is all but caught. The only thing he will be lining up will be himself on an executioner’s platform and if that metaphor doesn’t really make sense, then who cares, you’ve got a trail to follow before it goes cold!

Not that that would stop you, of course. If necessary, you will follow a trail as cold as the grave or even colder still. But warm trails are just so much more pleasant.

In any case: to work!

Aradia: ruin everything.

You can’t ruin everything yet! You’re only just starting the game. The best you can do is knock down the first stone in an avalanche of failures that will eventually overwhelm the game. Or is it the first one? Was everything going to be doomed even before you started being stupid? Who knows. Either way, you’re certainly not about to help matters.

AdventurousArchaeologist [AA]began trolling CreepyGhast [CG]

AA: hi karkat!
CG: OH POTTY.
AA: guess what?
CG: NO
CG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
CG: NONONNONONONONONONONO
CG: HADES NO!
CG: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WELL-INTENTIONED FORMER FRIEND!
AA: thats right!
AA: i finally f0und a way t0 make everything 0kay!
CG: NO, LISTEN.
CG: I EXPLAINED THIS BEFORE.
CG: BEING DESTROYED IS NOT OKAY WITH ME.
CG: BEING A GHOST INHALES, BUT IT’S STILL BETTER THAN BEING NOTHING AT ALL.
CG: WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL?
AA: d0nt w0rry karkat!
AA: y0u will be 0ut 0f y0ur misery very s00n!
CG: AND WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR ME?
CG: OR READ WHAT I TYPE?
CG: SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SCHNOZZING MESSED UP
AA: just meet me in y0ur land and we can end this nightmare!

AdventurousArchaeologist [AA]ceased trolling CreepyGhast [CG]

CG: GOSHDANG IT, ARADIA.
CG: WHAT DO I DO NOW?

Tormented Anarchist [TA] began trolling CreepyGhast [CG]

TA: need anoother favoor?

Kanaya: leave your Land.

You are confident that you are going to get no peace whatsoever in your realm. Instead, you make your way for the other lands. Since you don’t want anything to do with Eridan, you think you will join the Emperor in his realm. Even that lunatic won’t try anything there.

You are almost out of your land when you meet a friend heading the other way.

GratingAnomaly[GA]began trolling apologeticTitan [AT]

GA: TaVrOs
GA: wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg HeRe
AT: oH, i AM MAKING A CIRCUIT OF ALL THE LANDS,
AT: wELL, sO FAR IT HAS JUST BEEN MY LAND AND YOURS
AT: bUT I HOPE TO MAKE IT TO OTHER LANDS VERY SHORTLY,
GA: Is ThAt A gOoD iDeA
GA: yOu ArE hEaDiNg InTo LaNdS lAcKiNg In CoNgEnIaLiTy
GA: UlTiMaTeLy ToWaRdS tHe ReBeLs AnD cRiMiNaLs AnD mAdMen
GA: YoU sHoUlD fOlLoW mY pAtH aNd TrAvEl CoUnTeRsErVeRwIsE iNsTeAd
GA: i ThInK tHe NoBiLiTy WiLl MaKe FoR bEtTeR cOmPaNy
AT: eVEN TEREZI,
GA: ExCePt TeReZi
GA: i DiD nOt ThInK i NeEdEd To SpEcIfIcAlLy MeNtIoN tHaT
GA: I wOuLd ThInK iT wOuLd Be AsSuMeD
AT: hAHA, yES,
AT: aND YOU ARE RIGHT, oF COURSE, i WOULD LIKE TO SEE ARADIA, aND TO TRAVEL ALONG WITH YOU,
AT: bUT I THINK YOU WILL BE ALL RIGHT,
AT: aND THE LOWBLOODS MAY NOT BE,
AT: sO I WILL HAVE TO MAKE SURE,
AT: nOBLESSE OBLIGE, yOU KNOW,
GA: yOu ArE tHe OnLy NoBlE i KnOw To SuBsCrIbE sErIoUsLy To ThAt IdEa
GA: WhEnEvEr I sPeAk To YoU i FeEl UnWoRtHy Of My StAtIoN
AT: oH, gOODNESS, nO,
AT: yOU ARE VERY MUCH WORTHY,
AT: i THINK THAT MAYBE I AM THE ONE WHO ISN’T, iF WE’RE BEING HONEST,
AT: i DON’T SEEM TO HAVE MANY SPECIAL QUALITIES THAT NOBLES ARE SUPPOSED TO POSSESS,
AT: bUT AS LONG AS I HOLD THE POSITION,
AT: i SEE NO REASON NOT TO USE IT AS ONE OF TRUST AND STEWARDSHIP,
GA: sTaTeMeNtS lIkE tHaT aRe WhY yOu InSpIrE rEsPeCt In Me
GA: PlEaSe Be SaFe
AT: oH, i AM SURE NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME, }:)
AT: gOOD LUCK,
GA: sAmE tO yOu

GratingAnomaly[GA]ceased trolling apologeticTitan [AT]

[lucidSeraph]

SHOCKWAVE

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[ No.
The release of temporal energy will be quite massive.
This is a hard reset. It will reboot the conditions in your universe well before you began playing the game.
You will have lived different lives after the reset. The different initial conditions will ideally lead to a more favorable scenario in the new session.
Unfortunately, you will have no memory of anything that has happened in the session you are in now. ]

on Ao3

[Graven_Image]

@SM: That's pretty good. I still can't wait for the next chapter.

@LS: ...Wow. That's some pretty deep stuff.

[Raikonos]

I think this illustrates the problem with using the Scratch as the main element in a fanfic. There's so many untold stories there that we'll never see, that are only implied to have happened/never happened.

I say "problem", but that doesn't mean I didn't thoroughly enjoy it.

[lucidSeraph]

I think this illustrates the problem with using the Scratch as the main element in a fanfic. There's so many untold stories there that we'll never see, that are only implied to have happened/never happened.

I say "problem", but that doesn't mean I didn't thoroughly enjoy it.

Clearly the solution is people should write more altverse fic

*e* Also, @Graven_Image, WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER