MSPA Fanfiction VI: Trashy Rainbow Drinker Fanfiction

[shieldman]

@ArmsAreLoud
That was great, and the concept was so off the wall it made me actually laugh aloud when I understood it. :3
Well written, too.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Like I said, you can blame Calamity. He came up with the idea, I just rolled with it. :U

[Varkarrus]

Has anyone tried writing a full-length "ironically bad" fan-fic yet?
I wanna see some shit.

[ArmsAreLoud]

I don't know what you mean by full-length but I did do Dave and the Trolls Visit a Taco Bell a while ago.

Here, let me see if I can find it.

That was really fast!

[SkaianRedeemer]

Wow, I actually remember that fic.

[ArmsAreLoud]

...Not sure if I should be proud of that?

[Graven_Image]

wowsers its been a long time since I did one of these

How bout altbloods.

Just for the heck of it.

show spoiler

hide spoiler

grittyArbitrator began trolling criminallyGenerous

GA: Karkat
GA: are you There
CG: HOLY SCREAMING GRUBFLAPS
CG: HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
GA: well i was Dead
GA: but now i am Not
GA: and i cannot Remember for the Life of me what Happened
CG: WELL IF YOU'RE ASKING FOR AN EDUCATED GUESS
CG: I CAN ONLY POINT TO TAVROS AND GAMZEE
CG: REALLY IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS
GA: i did not think them Capable of such
CG: YEAH WELL WELCOME TO THE CLUB
CG: DESTROYING ENTIRE SWATHES OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY ON THEIR HATEDATES
CG: AND NOW A MUTUAL MURDER PACT AGAINST THEIR PITIFULLY LOWBLOODED AUSPISTICE WHO NEVERTHELESS IS THE ONLY PSYCHIC IN THE HIVESTEM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO QUALIFY AS SUCH
CG: NO OFFENSE
GA: none Taken
GA: though you're no doubt about to Add an Addendum in which you Say that you really think i am a Wonderful person Despite color
CG: OK STOP THAT YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT
CG: THE WORST PART OF THAT IS NOT EVEN PSYCHIC RELATED YOU JUST KNOW ME TOO WELL
GA: <>
CG: SIGH
CG: <>
GA: it is Nice to know Some things Never Change
GA: i suppose
CG: NICE OR NOT WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
CG: YOU WERE MY MOIRAIL DAMMIT
GA: the word is "Are"
GA: i am still Here
CG: SORRY IT'S JUST
CG: YOU KNOW
CG: YOU'RE DEAD
GA: are you now Implying that you are Willing to Discriminate on whether or not an Individual's cardiovascular system is Working
GA: because that is a pretty Poor qualifier
CG: ALRIGHT I GET IT
CG: BUT WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO NOW
CG: TWO OF THE MOST POWERFUL PSYCHICS IN THE WORLD
CG: DO YOU SUGGEST SOME SORT OF PERVERSE DOUBLE AUSPISTICE JOINT VENTURE
GA: that will Not be Necessary
GA: i have the Advantage of already being Dead
GA: perhaps they will Listen to Reason once they realize the Consequences of their Actions
GA: and if not, what more can they Do
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS KANAYA
CG: WE COULD TRY A MORE DIRECT APPROACH
CG: PSYCHIC POWERS DON'T DO MUCH GOOD AGAINST A THICK SKULL LIKE MINE EH
GA: your Immunity to psychic powers Notwithstanding
GA: this is My Problem
GA: i'm going to make it right on my Own
GA: i Swear
CG: WELL I SUPPOSE I CAN'T STOP YOU
CG: GOOD LUCK
GA: luck has Nothing to Do with It
GA: i will See you when i Return
GA: I Promise.
CG: WHOA PUNCTUATION
CG: IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE TRYING EXTRA EXTRA HARD TO REASSURE ME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T REASSURE YOURSELF
GA: ok stop that you are Creeping me Out
GA: and it is not even because of any Psychoreactive Abilities on your part you are just too well Acquainted with me
CG: <>
GA: <>

grittyArbitrator ceased trolling criminallyGenerous

CG: KANAYA
CG: PLEASE BE SAFE.
GA: Whoa Punctuation
CG: GAH WHAT THE HELL

[draconicAlgorithm]

Sup guys, have an update response fic.

miracles

Gamzee terrifies me in the best way. Just saying.

@ Graven: Any blood color, that is my moirail OTP. And your altblood convos are always great.

[morpheoMancer]

Quick question
Have their been any TF2 session fics?
If not,
well.
>.>

[newbonomicon]

I seem to recall at least one, but it was never finished.

[liefErikson]

I remember something along the lines or 2fortstuck: All I can remember is Rose getting owned so she switched to heavy. Dave requested that she not roleplay him.

[Doodled]

Has anyone tried writing a full-length "ironically bad" fan-fic yet?
I wanna see some shit.

*immediately raises hand*

*feels ashamed for wanting to write shitty fan-fic*

*pauses*

*keeps hand raised*

I think I can do that. *eyebrows go wild*

[SkaianRedeemer]

Has anyone tried writing a full-length "ironically bad" fan-fic yet?
I wanna see some shit.

In hindsight, I once let Nepeta take control of my fanfic for a chapter. She immediately started shipping Rose with Gamzee, which wasn't even a thing at the time. They made out in the horn pile in front of Jack, and their love was so strong that he just... up and left. That wasn't very full-length, though. The real Gamzee interrupted it.

Looking forward to Doodled's now, though.

[Renegade Electron]

Has anyone tried writing a full-length "ironically bad" fan-fic yet?
I wanna see some shit.

I'm not sure if this is full-length, but it is certainly shit.

SBSURB BUT DIFFFERENT

show spoiler

hide spoiler

kay so 1ne day there was a bunch of kid named jon, rose, david, & jed & there were playing this game. it was call sbrub ebcause of jon lifes in as uburb…the oethers do not but thats O.K. because of we met jon first……what happens now. ok got it.

jon was a client andn rose was a server, meaning she worked as a waitress & Served her mother the acoholic drinks that mom lalalonde (???) lieks. but also rose was server in the sbub, so she putthins in jons house, but ten a METOEOR STRICKED at the house of jon and also jons dad efbert, oops i mean egbert because that s the last name.

with jon dead the game woud not go on so thet rolls had a conference, but there are to many so lets say the only one were eridan, kanaya, and nepeta and the others ones dont matter ok. they sad “ok so wwe need 2 have some1 be replace jon because of jon is died…?” anf kanaya said “IlL dO iT”and nepta said “ :333333 < *A CC will do igt for sake of team*” and then they all had a fight and gthen both of them diedd

BUT

kanaya camed back as a raibnow drinker and then drak the blood of the dead enemies and it waskarma…because she was first died. it was ironic to because of janaya killed eridan in the reral homestuck. so akanaya replace jon and the game proseeded as usual and what happedned in the homestuck happened.

and then jack nori forgot to kill the bla k queen so she turned into………..SDNOWMAN TWO THE DELUX E FELTMISTRESS. and the trolls and kids except davida nd kanaya became the other felt and probem sleuth was lord engish. because their was a lord english the unvierse dead, ooooooooooopsies

THE EDN

[Red Pen]

So does anyone remember SiCk, that weirdly psychological fic I posted months ago about Gamzee being put back on sopor after going on his murder spree?

Well I wrote a second chapter.

SiCk - part two

Once again, lots of Karkat and Gamzee means lots of swearing.

[revolvingOcelot]

I want to try my hand at being 'ironic'.

HOMESTUCK: Repercussions of Bad Dog

show spoiler

hide spoiler

John Egbert waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trolls in the base. He didn't see them, but he had expected them now for years. His warnings to Dayv Striduh were not listenened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a kid for thirteen years. When he was young he watched the clowns and he said to dad "i want to stop drawing the clowns daddy." Dad said "No! You will be KILL BY TROLLS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the meteor station base of the Veil he knew there were trolls.
"this is striduh" the Pesterchum lit up. "you must fight the fucking trolls" So John got his wahrammer of Zillyhoo and blew up the wall.

"uHH, hE GOING TO KILL US" said the trolls
"i wwill shoot at him" said the cybertroll and he fired the ahab's crosshairs. John derped at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"no! i must kill the trolls!" he typed loudly
The Pesterchum said "no dude you are the trolls"
And then John was a grub.

[armeggedonCounselor]

@ Redpen: That... was pretty f-ing awesome.

[Twigwise]

So does anyone remember SiCk, that weirdly psychological fic I posted months ago about Gamzee being put back on sopor after going on his murder spree?

Well I wrote a second chapter.

SiCk - part two

Once again, lots of Karkat and Gamzee means lots of swearing.

show spoiler

hide spoiler

And Gamzee nods, because he of all people can understand. "...You think it's real?" he hazards, after a moment.

"I think," Terezi comments philosophically, "that 'real' is a stupid word to use when you just made a universe out of frogs. Go back to sleep, Gamzee."

The whole thing is amazing, but that's particularly awesome and you should be proud. C:

[Shinji Shazaki]

So.

Uh.

Long story short, I've been convinced to do a reading of Frontierstuck. I plan on posting relevant links in my signature as I finish them, but--

Do I post updates on that project here?

Do I just give up the ghost and make a thread for myself because I'm soon going to have four concurrent Homestuck projects?

guys help i don't know what i'm doing anymore

[SkaianRedeemer]

Hm. I don't see there being that much of a problem with posting reading updates, but if you're concerned, start a personal thread for it.

[mythmonster2]

Wait, I still write regular fic? That's a thing I still do? Apparently. Basically, I just got this idea to do some short fics based off of Homestuck music. If anyone has any suggestions, I'm taking them!

Chaotic Strength

show spoiler

hide spoiler

This was it. This was his end. His wonderfully, magnificently depraved end. Strangled to death with a bowstring by a noble who had realized his calling.

It was an honor, Equius decided. He smiled.

And just as he was about to slip into blissful end, a voice made him instinctively turn his head. The bowstring snapped. Equius saw Nepeta in the vents. He saw what would happen if he submitted here. She would be next.

There was no thought required. Noble be darned, he was Nepeta’s moirail, and that meant he had to protect her. This all happened before Gamzee even reacted to the string snapping. “what the motherfuck did you just do, shitblood?”

Equius punched out, straight into the noble’s chest. To Equius’ surprise, Gamzee lived. In fact, if it weren’t for the fact that he had been thrown back a good twenty feet, there would have been no visible reaction to the punch at all. Gamzee landed on his feet. He shouted “YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, SCUM!”

In an instant, he appeared next to Equius and smashed him in the face with a club. Equius’ sunglasses shattered into pieces, a few even bouncing off his eyeballs. Despite that, it did little damage. In fact, Equius’ first act after the blow was to turn to the grate and shout “Nepeta, do not move from that spot!” Another blow by club to the back of his head. “I can do this, Nepeta.” For a single moment, he feared Nepeta would ignore his advice again and jump out. But then she closed her eyes and nodded.

Nepeta’s safety guaranteed, he turned back to the troll attacking him. Gamzee was now wielding a red sickle of some sort. A single broke the sickle in half and bent Gamzee’s wrist back. An audible snap reverberated. Equius blinked, and Gamzee was on the other side of the room in an instant. In a barely hearable voice, Gamzee whispered, “and after i’m done with you, catgirl’s next.” Then, he began rising into the air. A purple glow surrounded him. An angry yell, not of anything from the world, filled the room. The levitating madman shouted out, “BLACK PARADE!”

Skeletal beings dressed in marching outfits popped into existence around Gamzee. Several held instruments, though they wielded them as weapons. One appeared on horseback, pointing a baton at Equius. They charged forth, all surrounded by the same purple aura. Equius prepared himself to fight the onslaught, when they suddenly slammed into something. A black, curved wall had appeared between Equius and Gamzee. A Void. Equius relaxed, then took a step forward. The phantoms were pushed back. Now Equius broke into a run, making huge strides and leaving holes in his wake. The phantoms were pushed back until they hit the wall, where they were crushed between the Void and the wall. And Gamzee, for the first time, looked worried.

The look on Gamzee’s face didn’t last for long , however, and he soon pulled out another weapon. A bright, multicolored warhammer printed with a large Z. Gamzee slowly smiled, but it quickly transformed into a frown. “motherfucker, BEHOLD IT!” Equius didn’t even break stride. He jumped into the air and pulled back his arm. Gamzee raised the hammer up to block the strike.

Another snap. Equius’ punch went straight through the handle of the hammer and hit Gamzee directly in the face. Gamzee resorted to his bare fists to stop Equius’ barrage of fists. He soon learned that the power of Rage could fight STRENGTH. What it couldn’t fight was Heart. A pink aura surrounded Equius, trailing back to the vent.

Equius raised his hand to finish.

The Void enveloped the Bard.

Nepeta broke the grate and jumped out. She leaped and landed on top of him, pinning him to the floor. She nuzzled her head on Equius’ bleeding chin. “You did it, Equius! You did it!”

Equius exhaled. He felt barely any strength at all in him. He put his hand gently, ever so gently, on Nepeta’s head. “I did. For you.”

[Doodled]

Has anyone tried writing a full-length "ironically bad" fan-fic yet?
I wanna see some shit.

TGHE HOMESTUCK DVENTURES SEQUEL AND STUFF PART-CHAPTER UNO ()that's spanish for zero asswipesfuckasses

show spoiler

hide spoiler

show spoiler

hide spoiler

tg: oh gfuck djon what are you doing
gt: what you mean jegus gog man jegus haha?
[/colors]
tg: i mean damn why the gog jegusing fuck do you do this i mean what
tg: y u stranglking the vriskabitchspider whyyyyyyyyyyy

but first an itnermission which is really the begginning

haha fooled you assfuck

anyways

..

................................

.....................
.........................................

so all the people and trolls go t together and had a prty beacue they had survived and crossed over the scratched mirror and won the game (ha you just .lost the game) and they paired up multipel times and trolls realixed they could be humens and

*GASP*

suddenly murder happen and hopy shit jegus gog balls dick everyone went ccrazu and hussie ay(yea he was there too dumpass) called to order and terezi swooned cbeacause he wa the hornorable tyranny and then the stout one and her (stout is vriska cause shes fat get it?) foutt over hussie's great big giant asweomse ass lips.

But the gasp was for the murder which was the because of the death of Feferi oh noeeeeeeeee pffff (sarcatasm geti t bceause nobody carts about Feferri?)

But then Terezi solved the case agaisnt her own willwant because it wa s hussies lips gasp no not hussie himself dumpass but his LIPPPPSSSSS

*GASP*

And then hussie killed all the trolls and kids.

The nend BUT WAIT NO

This is part 1 right so not that can't be right because this was an alternate timeline and while feferrri was mudrered (wor was it her?>???@!) it amty have been someone else

ALSO, KARKaT made out with Jade because they love each oteh er awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyeeeea.

so yea part 2 homeskillets (get it it sounds like homestuck but gangster)

I'm sorry.

[mythmonster2]

It's glorious! Almost seems a bit too over the top in certain areas, though.

[SkaianRedeemer]

The unnecessary, spaced-out double spoiler is gourmet incompetence.

[Doodled]

The unnecessary, spaced-out double spoiler is gourmet incompetence.

I love the irony of me being able to legitimately take this as a compliment and thank you dearly.

You too, mm2.

As well,

AHOMESTUCK ADVENTURES AND SEQUALS AND SHIT PART OEN (TWO I GUESS BUT WHATEVER)[/I][/U]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

Some munch butt whatned me to tone down the regal language ia m partaking with. SO yeah, his fault. He's this guy:

show spoiler

hide spoiler

It's glorious! Almost seems a bit too over the top in certain areas, though.

So yeah story now.


CHAPTER TWO

so kanaya wand rose were wand-making out with the back of the hallway and kanaya was a rain-bow drinker and good stuff

but they got killed so yeah (not by hussie biptches (and no im not Dave)

so yeah but there was another person on board

i am that person

Hi, I am Harold Sword Chucknuts Strider, and I am Dave's brother other than bro and am the master at nunchucks and swoards. I taught bro all he needed ot know.

So I walked in and the trolls were like "oh look at that cool i need that dude meow mewo" (was nepeta. she looked adorable in her little cape crunching around her feet but the nshe died we were sad very sad )

But yeah they wanted me to solve the mystery of the dead hussie and feferi and nepeta and kanaya and rose and terezi (vriska kileld her. we know that. nobody cares though because vriska is pretty cool for a fat chick)

but yeah eridan likes dead people so he tried to eat her dead ear but then everyone left the room in disgust because he is now so...

ALWAYS NEVER WITH OTHER PEOPLE

or forever alone whatevver

but yeah he died next so they were like oh my it must be tavros so they killed him which is sad except not really because nobody liked him anywaaus.

Besides, he was a walrus eater

*GASP*

"Teh first clue" tearezi thought aas she searched for more of the same clues but different.

who here is a walrus lover gasp it must be KARKAT

but the nshe realized it was INCREDIBLEY SALLY and therefore couldanot even happen enever.

Besides, equius was scoping CHOPICE ASS and that disturbed her liek he always does so she killed ghim

but no he wasnt the bad giy son f a mbitch

mwahahaha thought the bad persontroll

then eridan asked her why she did that so she killed him too.

then john got mad and strangled vriska for killing terezi (she sitll tdid that fremember?)

and then tehy went to their restpits and blocks.

and then we're bakc where we were

------------

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,

GASPGASPGASP

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>





<<<<<<<<<<<./............................

John tuened his computer thing off which he had even learned from Sollux because sollux is apparently the smartets one of even though HES NOT NO MATTER WHAT JEGUS

anyways

the computeer flickered and he left the room and gave jade a hug before i came in and the glasses bitch swarmed me and I was like "hey john" and i saw Dave too and was like "hey dave" and hussie too buthe's not cool oh well now he's dead thanks to teh bad guy.

[COLOR="rgb(0, 0, 0)"]mwahahaha[/COLOR] went the bad persontroll and then they knew no-one could solve the secret exacept oNE PERSON/TROLL/DEADHUSSIE

so who could it be for either well tune in next time to fnd out haha

show spoiler

hide spoiler

show spoiler

hide spoiler

show spoiler

hide spoiler

show spoiler

hide spoiler

haheeheeohoohoo

These are way too easy to churn out. :/