i suddenly crave gushers and a lack of sex
pretty much got that second part nailed down
I, for one, welcome our space overlords.
You're gonna carry that weight.
I dunno...Something seems fishy about that subliminal messaging one.
I must be imagining things.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
I am hungry, tired, feel like taking orders, and not horny!
All heil the Batterwitch.
A Member of the Midnight Crew
I'm going to go bake a cake and have a nap. Sounds like a good idea, don't you think?
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Yθυr ρεsτεrchυm hαηdlε ιs krustallosUni αηd yθυ lικε τθ τyρε wιτh cryρτιc lεττεrs.
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Man guys, I don't know. I'm just not feelin' the Crocker, ya know? I mean everything seems to suggest she's nice, but I can't help but feel she's kind of a, uh... a um...
Oh what is it again? Starts with an F. A Fu... On the tip of my tongue... a Fuc...
Fornicationderriere! Yeah, that's it.
Joining the masses is probably awesome, but not as much as pandas.
Pandas sure are awesome.
Note to self: Make a bellydancing panda
Guys guys how did I do.
Thanks to ChameleonSushi for doing mine
Me and curiousTerminal are protoganda buddies
We still need a "we are your hope" if anyone is up for it
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