SGRUB: The Prying Hackers [MOVED TO 2ND THREAD]

[kittentoes]

Hey guys, heads up - I probably won't be around for a couple of days, I am going to a KICKING RAD GAMING MUSIC CONCERT. It is the nerdiest thing ever on several levels!

While I'm gone, here's the sketch of the height chart, currently featuring all the trolls who've made it into the SGRUB session proper. (I'll probably want to update it when everyone gets in.) I won't have tablet access while I'm gone, so I'll use this as an opportunity to let folks chip in and correct me if I've gotten any details wrong.

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Edit: Also, here's a discussion topic -- we've seen in canon that certain roles, like the Hero of Space and the Hero of Time, are either required (to make the new universe by way of genesis frog) or extremely recommended (the Time hero has the scratch mechanism). We don't have any of those titles in our group, so who do you think would substitute?

Personally, I could see Pallida doing Frog Duty very easily; Agatha could, too. Jezron could be a good fit for a Seer, given that his title is already related to finding out secrets. Strangely enough, I could see Megdul pulling Time Hero Duty too -- it's just something about the "Courier" title. Other than that, I don't have much of an idea - what do you guys think?

[Monster X]

Yeah, Jezron is basically a fancy shmancy Seer. So Jezron could take care of the seer's duties, yes.

[BewareOfNerd]

Oh shit you got Sototh's suit! He is so dorky cute.

[Stinatron]

You basically got Aggie's god tier down pat. I'll draw the frontal view eventually, it's just a tad bit different.
You made her look so cute and shy. Eerrregregrjfdsagatha

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There we go!

[ChameleonSushi]

Man, I'm just digging all these pictures everyone's drawing. Art...it's just winsauce.


OH. Something I'll mention, just to make things clear. Just to keep the RP from coming to a halt at any point due to people being offline, we're just going to say an offline character is one of these things...

1. Away and off doing something
2. Sleeping
3. DEAD YEY-*shot*
4. Missing

You know, it just makes things easier to deal with. XD

[BucketJockey]

You know, it just makes things easier to deal with. XD

IT WILL. It will.

[ZerkibaHydrology]

It's odd that I just get on here to talk to my friends from my current RP, find this thing with hacker slots open. FEMALE HACKERS.

I would want to enter her in here, but it's a bit too obvious since her chumHandle is "egotisticalHacker" already. XD I could change it for just this though, if you wanted me to.
Nope, changing it to egotisticalFrustration.

Would you mind if I at least attempted to get into this? I wouldn't mind if the answer's no, I wouldn't mind to get in either.
(Sorry if this random thing seemed off topic, somehow it just seems off topic to me.)

EDIT: I'm an idiot. Sorry, here's her MSPA-intro-thing-thing. No wonder I felt off topic. (HORRIBLE PAINT SKILLS NO WAY.)



Your name is.. well you've never told anyone, and prefer people call you Lizzare, and nothing else. No Liz, no nothing.

You are an exceptionally irritable person. Multiple things set off your MEGA ANGER ROCKETS OF PURE HATE FOR HUMANITY. Quite possibly, you make everyone else around you mad too, if you're angry at least.

You tend to do things like make fun of the trolls. Kind of like reverse culturing them. I feel like there should be some meme reference here, but yet not.

Your chumHandle is egotisticalFrustration and you type Almost perfectly but profanely with a few mess-ups occasionally, UNLESS YOU GET MAD AND TYPE IN CAPDS AND MISSPELL A LOT OF THINBGS.

Hope she's able to be in this :3

EDIT: SHORT TERM MEMORY HERPADER


Age: At least 15.
Gender: Female.
Land name: Land of Darkness and Hills
Short land description: Dark place with multiple hexagonal-patterned hills.
Consorts: Newts
Title: Bane of Sound
Specibi: HeadphoneKind
Fetch Modus: Chance Modus(Must randomize numbers from 1-5 and match at least 2.)
Dream Self Location: Derse.

[ChameleonSushi]

It's odd that I just get on here to talk to my friends from my current RP, find this thing with hacker slots open. FEMALE HACKERS.

I would want to enter her in here, but it's a bit too obvious since her chumHandle is "egotisticalHacker" already. XD I could change it for just this though, if you wanted me to.

Would you mind if I at least attempted to get into this? I wouldn't mind if the answer's no, I wouldn't mind to get in either.
(Sorry if this random thing seemed off topic, somehow it just seems off topic to me.)

You, new forum-dweller, we ENCOURAGE you to enter in an app; We'd be glad to have you on board~ X3

[ZerkibaHydrology]

Awesome. Lizzare's going places.

I wouldn't say NEW, but rather TOO SHY TO HAVE ENTERED ANYTHING THUS FAR. XD

[BewareOfNerd]

Sototh: Discuss brilliant plan

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-- nefariousNautilus [NN] began pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 22:18 --
NN: I am soorry foor noot ansvering joour message. I vill try too get back too joou ze next time joou are oonline.
BD: ~It's~fine~
NN: Ah...I vas noot avare zat joou vere still oonline. Joour status says oozervise...Hm.
-- benthicDreamer [BD] changed their mood to RELAXED --
BD: ~There~
NN: But, regardless...I had been preooccupied viz a bit oof a situatioon. Joou may ask vhat it is joou voould like too noov.
BD: ~Oh,~okayy~
BD: ~I~talked~to~dA~like~yyou~suggested~
NN: Vas it at all helpful?
BD: ~YYes,~actuallyy~
BD: ~She~recommends~that~I~not~sleep~for~several~weeks ~
BD: ~To~drive~the~horrorterrors~out~of~myy~head~
NN: I am glad too hear zi-ooh Goog.
NN: ...I am noot sure if zat is.../poossible/...too goo vizoout sleep foor veeks straight...
BD: ~She~apparentlyy~has~
NN: ...Ooi vay.
NN: ...I am in ze military...and even I have never doone such a zing. Jeesh.
BD: ~It~does~sound~daunting~
BD: ~But~I'm~doing~this~for~yyou~guyys~
NN: ...Perhaps joou coould try too...sleep lightly instead? Take frequent naps?
NN: Zey voould noot have ze time too boozer joou zat vay, vizoout joou vaking up at soome pooint.
BD: ~Hmm~
BD: ~That's~also~a~good~idea~
BD: ~Much~less~coffee~to~brew~that~wayy~
NN: Right, right...At least viz zat mezood, joou vill still be getting rest.
NN: I am used too a similar schedule myself...alzoough it has been zroovn ooff lately.
BD: ~YYeah,~I~hear~yyou~
NN: I cannoot help but sleep foor ze noormal, loong perioods oof time vhen I get ze chance...alzoough I voould razer noot.
NN: Mh. I say zat it voould be nice if ve coould all get a decent rest.
BD: ~YYeah~
NN: ...Is it really zat peaceful in Agaza's voorld?...
NN: I have heard many a pleasant voord oof it...besides ze blood.
BD: ~YYeah,~the~blood~is~a~little~weird~
BD: ~Bot~it's~prettyy~nice~other~than~that~
NN: Zat is good too hear...I am looking foorvard too arriving, as soon as Megdul and Nibzan are re-loocated.
NN: I am hooping zey are alright.
BD: ~What~happened?~
NN: ...Ve encoountered an oover abundance oof basilisks upoon reaching ze gate froom Jezroon's voorld too Gallia's.
NN: Ze fight vas gooing decently vell betveen ze zree oof us, but...I vas batted by oone intoo ze gate, and zroough soome...glass groound-coover...soo I am noot avare oof zeir loocatioon currently.
NN: Agaza and I are booz searching.
BD: ~Oh~dear~
NN: Jes. It is quite trooubling...
NN: ...By ze vay, doo joou mind me asking hoov Pallida has been?
NN: She has been...very moodly lately.
BD: ~YYeah,~she~has~been~acting~weird~
BD: ~She~actuallyy~tried~to~kiss~me~
NN: ...Ooi vay...Pallida, vai doo joou doo zis?...
NN: Joou vill have too excuse her...Jeesh.
NN: She can be...quite like zat soometimes...I am assuming zat ze stress oof zis game has oonly made her...
NN: ...erm...habits...voorse.
BD: ~YYeah,~I~guess~
NN: Just...please tell her too behave foor me ze next time joou speak viz her.
NN: I voould noot like troouble too be stirred.
BD: ~I~will~
NN: Zank joou.
NN: Noov...is zere anyzing else oof interest zat joou voould like too ask oor discuss?
NN: After ve finish, I must devoote my full attentioon too searching.
BD: ~No,~I'm~good~
BD: ~Carryy~on~
NN: Alright. Good luck too joou.
NN: Signing ooff.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] ceased pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 22:45 --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --

Also, hey new teammate.

[kittentoes]

Oh! I should have thought of this while I was posting my away message. (I am totally stealing friend dude's computer, it owns, different operating systems are exciting.) -

Gallia's going to be acting more or less in her maid capabilities while folks are using Agatha's hive as a base. She's pretty low-key and doesn't make lots of conversation with anyone aside from the necessary nicities, and if people move she'll go along with whatever the higher-ranking guys say. This, of course, is totally because Pallida trounced her in their first conversationbattle. SHE'S LICKING HER WOUNDS, GUYS.

[ChameleonSushi]

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It's odd that I just get on here to talk to my friends from my current RP, find this thing with hacker slots open. FEMALE HACKERS.

I would want to enter her in here, but it's a bit too obvious since her chumHandle is "egotisticalHacker" already. XD I could change it for just this though, if you wanted me to.
Nope, changing it to egotisticalFrustration.

Would you mind if I at least attempted to get into this? I wouldn't mind if the answer's no, I wouldn't mind to get in either.
(Sorry if this random thing seemed off topic, somehow it just seems off topic to me.)

EDIT: I'm an idiot. Sorry, here's her MSPA-intro-thing-thing. No wonder I felt off topic. (HORRIBLE PAINT SKILLS NO WAY.)



Your name is.. well you've never told anyone, and prefer people call you Lizzare, and nothing else. No Liz, no nothing.

You are an exceptionally irritable person. Multiple things set off your MEGA ANGER ROCKETS OF PURE HATE FOR HUMANITY. Quite possibly, you make everyone else around you mad too, if you're angry at least.

You tend to do things like make fun of the trolls. Kind of like reverse culturing them. I feel like there should be some meme reference here, but yet not.

Your chumHandle is egotisticalFrustration and you type Almost perfectly but profanely with a few mess-ups occasionally, UNLESS YOU GET MAD AND TYPE IN CAPDS AND MISSPELL A LOT OF THINBGS.

Hope she's able to be in this :3

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Age: At least 15.
Gender: Female.
Land name: Land of Darkness and Hills
Short land description: Dark place with multiple hexagonal-patterned hills.
Consorts: Newts
Title: Bane of Sound
Specibi: HeadphoneKind
Fetch Modus: Chance Modus(Must randomize numbers from 1-5 and match at least 2.)
Dream Self Location: Derse.

FFFFFF YES YOU ARE ACCEPTED...but before I put your hacker up on the front page, could you do me a favor and beef-up her bio a little bit? Just add in a little more about her, mkay~?

[ZerkibaHydrology]

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It's odd that I just get on here to talk to my friends from my current RP, find this thing with hacker slots open. FEMALE HACKERS.

I would want to enter her in here, but it's a bit too obvious since her chumHandle is "egotisticalHacker" already. XD I could change it for just this though, if you wanted me to.
Nope, changing it to egotisticalFrustration.

Would you mind if I at least attempted to get into this? I wouldn't mind if the answer's no, I wouldn't mind to get in either.
(Sorry if this random thing seemed off topic, somehow it just seems off topic to me.)

EDIT: I'm an idiot. Sorry, here's her MSPA-intro-thing-thing. No wonder I felt off topic. (HORRIBLE PAINT SKILLS NO WAY.)



Your name is.. well you've never told anyone, and prefer people call you Lizzare, and nothing else. No Liz, no nothing.

You are an exceptionally irritable person. Multiple things set off your MEGA ANGER ROCKETS OF PURE HATE FOR HUMANITY. Quite possibly, you make everyone else around you mad too, if you're angry at least.

You tend to do things like make fun of the trolls. Kind of like reverse culturing them. I feel like there should be some meme reference here, but yet not.

Your chumHandle is egotisticalFrustration and you type Almost perfectly but profanely with a few mess-ups occasionally, UNLESS YOU GET MAD AND TYPE IN CAPDS AND MISSPELL A LOT OF THINBGS.

Hope she's able to be in this :3

EDIT: SHORT TERM MEMORY HERPADER


Age: At least 15.
Gender: Female.
Land name: Land of Darkness and Hills
Short land description: Dark place with multiple hexagonal-patterned hills.
Consorts: Newts
Title: Bane of Sound
Specibi: HeadphoneKind
Fetch Modus: Chance Modus(Must randomize numbers from 1-5 and match at least 2.)
Dream Self Location: Derse.

FFFFFF YES YOU ARE ACCEPTED...but before I put your hacker up on the front page, could you do me a favor and beef-up her bio a little bit? Just add in a little more about her, mkay~?

Sure. Haha. It was a bit short but I was EXCITED FOR THIS THING FFFF.

-REMASTER THE DISASTER, AS GOOD AS I CAN DO WITHIN 15 MINUTES RIGHT NOW-

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Your name is.. well you've never told anyone, and prefer people call you Lizzare, and nothing else. No Liz, no nothing. You love the color red. Your family is also ABSURDLY RICH, and you have multiple computers, but your main one is an ABSOLUTE PIECE OF JUNK. No matter what, you're just simply one of the worst coders ever in existence ever. Somehow you can't seem to do anything right. YOU'RE JUST A BIG BALL OF FAILURE AND FRUSTRATION, hence your TrollTag.

CONTINUING ON THE RICH FAMILY THING, your parents rarely care where you are, what you're doing, or who you're talking to. You commonly curse at trolls, and sometimes get them to BLOCK YOU, like a certain HISSY LITTLE TROLL, WHO STILL WON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU CALL HIM A HISSY LITTLE -insert some insult here-. You rarely have any one sane troll verbally fight with your misspelling hands.

Speaking of TrollTag, the only thing involving hacking with you is BREAKING INTO OTHER SYSTEMS, also explaining why you have a TROLLIAN in the first place. It also gives you a good laugh when you totally mess up troll's lives with your stupid files of CODES YOU GOT FROM OTHER PEOPLE.

You are an exceptionally irritable person. Multiple things set off your MEGA ANGER ROCKETS OF PURE HATE FOR HUMANITY. Quite possibly, you make everyone else around you mad too, if you're angry at least. You tend to do things like make fun of the trolls. Kind of like reverse culturing them. I feel like there should be some meme reference here. There is possibly even something wrong with how you code since you seem to MISSPELL A LOT OF THINGS. You even CRASH COMPUTERS WITH YOUR AWFUL CODING. The other thing that could contribute to that is THE MASS OF FOOD STUCK IN YOUR KEYBOARD, which tends to mess up your spelling too. When you aren't angry, you are usually COMEDICALLY SERIOUS. (Which is where you're serious, but you still make sassy remarks.) Although you're a hacker, few people believe you're ACTUALLY A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL. It really ticks you off when they think you're a guy.

Your chumHandle is egotisticalFrustration and you type Almost perfectly but profanely with a few mess-ups occasionally, UNLESS YOU GET MAD AND TYPE IN CAPDS AND MISSPELL A LOT OF THINBGS.(Which you tend to do a lot, obviously)

-HOPEFULLY REMASTERED A BIT MORE. IT SEEMS REALLY REPETITIVE, AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT. I'M KINDA RUSHED AT THE POINT RIGHT NOW, I'LL REDO IT LATER IF YOU WANT BUT I ENLARGED THIS THING FOR YOU YEAAHH-

[ChameleonSushi]

Quakey Shakey Jems: Travel through Jezron's world, and get blasted through a glass floor. 8D

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CNN RIGHT NOW opened memo on board QUAKEYSHAKEY JEMS.
CIM ceased responding to memo.
CNN: YEY We're all here~ XD]
CNN: SO, shall we start with them entering Jezron's world? XD]
CNN: OR should they be in there already? XD]
CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ===--===Dang I am glithedy, I cant see who is in the memo lol))===--===
CLA: ===--===don't matter to me.===--===
CNN: Alright...and did iM just die? D8]
CLA: ===--===idk he was just oocing at me))===--===
CLA: ===--===and I can't see his prescence anyway, DX))===--===
CLA ceased responding to memo.
CNN: Oh wait. They just got the wrong link I gues]
CNN: THAR you be. XD]
CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CIM: ((Third time lucky, heh))
CNN: XD]
CNN: LA'll be back in a bit. I think they haz to do something. XD]
CIM: ((So, have we just entered Jezron's world in this one? Or have I missed a bit, heh))
CNN: THat's bascially it~ XD]
CNN: NOW we're ready to RUMBLE NNGHHH!!]
CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ===--===JES!===--===
CIM: ((Yup xD))
CNN: Soooo...we begin~]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has since entered this land of quakes and jems. As they walk among the SEXY SHINIES and ALMOST TRIP FREQUENTLY because of the quakes, Malhaut gestures towards a cavern up ahead. --
CNN: I have been infoormed by Jezroon zat ze next gate is undergroound.
CLA: ===--===Seems dangerous wih all of these quakes.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods in response as he walks --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] just trudges along, hating every second of this world. Because that's what he does. Hates things. ((Also known as I couldn't think of anything to say :/)) --
CNN: It's fine. That happens sometimes~ XD}
CNN: ]
CIM: ((I think I used up all my creativity talking about cosplay earlier, heh))
CIM: ((But just give me a little while and I'll get there xD))
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] reaches the mouth of the cave, peering in cautiously...He looks at the light on his whip's handle, but it won't be enough to keep any dark spots lit. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] turns to speak to Jezron and Megdul before entering, or even allowing them to enter --
CNN: It has alsoo coome too my attentioon zat zere are oozer dangers, besides ooversized spiders vizin zese passagevays...
CNN: ...If joou are too see a paz viz an eje marked upoon it, doo noot enter.
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] looks past at the dark cave and sort of frowns before looking back at Malhaut. --
CLA: ===--===What is so dangerous about it?===--===
CNN: ...I am noot sure...but I vas toold zis by Jezroon, and he seemed razer upset aboout it, soo it is best zat ve take his voord foor it.
CLA: ===--===Alright, well I have no problem following that request. I will keep a diligent look out for any marked paths.===--===
CIM: what kind of idiot would go wandering off in the dark anyway?
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] resists his urge to make a smart allack comment at iM. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's face goes a bit flatter than normal at Jezron's comment...but he gets over it. He doesn't like smart-mouths. --
CNN: Alright...Zat is good, Megdul. Zank joou.
CIM: ((Nibzan's comment xD))
CNN: ...How the Hell did I just do that? X''D]
CNN: SORRY For some reason I mess up their names. X'D}
CNN: ]
CNN: ...but it is true zat ve must avooid vandering ooff. Ve are too stay vizin reach oof each oozer at all times, unless it is noot poossible too.
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] nods and takes out his nunchucks, keeping them at the ready under his arm. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] takes out his handy-dandy paintbrush, despite the fact that having weapons out is oh so mainstream. He just doesn't want to have to rely on Megdul or anything --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ensures that his multi-whip of sexy is ready for STUFF. After confirming that it is, he looks back at his teamates one more time before entering...THE CAVERN. DUN DUN DUUUN!! --
CLA: ===--===Malhaut and the raiders of the cave of spades))===--===
CNN: PFT~ X'D]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] IS Indian Jones. IT IS HIM. --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] follows the brave whip-weilding adventurer. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] grudgingly follows. He was happy back in his own world but nooooo --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is so freaking glad that their species is nocturnal. THE DARK is not as bad that way. XD --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] moves fairly slowly to make sure that his buddies are keeping up with him...and not getting lost and dying or something. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] eventually reaches a spot where there's an offshoot to the main path. He pauses, and walks with a careful step around this area... --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] is a little disturbed by the dust and pebbles that fall from the ceiling during the quakes. He doesn't like the idea of the roof caving in. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is keeping pretty close to the others and is making sure he watches what Malhaut does. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Nibzan isn't stupid --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] continues to sneak around, being spy-like...but after bypassing a few more of those offshoots, one catches his attention some, his left fin-ear twitching slightly. He types over Trollian instead of speaking... --
CNN: Doo noot valk in froont oof zis cavern foor noov.
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] opens up his grubtop, hm... --
CLA: ===--===Is their a different route then?===--===
CNN: Jes, if ve coontinue oon, but first...
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] uses his compuglasses to send messages? (Please don't ask how it works because I have no idea xD) --
CIM: do your magical thpy thentheth thenthe thomething?
CNN: ...Zere is soomezing alive oover here...I am investigating...
CIM: ith Timmiy down the well?
CNN: ...Zis is noot ze time foor zoose coomments...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] crouches down low, then slinks away around the corner into that particular tunnel...He makes very little sound while doing so. --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] waits sort of leaning against the wall of the cave. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] doesn't show himself for a good minute or so before easing himself back out of the passageway. He moves back to them with EXTREME caution before typing again. --
CNN: Noo oone is too speak. Zere is a particularly...sizeable spider nearby.
CNN: If at all poossible, ve shoould avooid detectioon by it...
CIM: ...
CIM: we have all the luck >8(
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] puts his grubtop away, no reason to respond to a message that told him to be silent. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods to himself, then gestures for them both to follow him...SLOWLY. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] watches that hole like a hawk as they pass. As long as nothing stupid happens, they should be able to avoid being noticed. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] can also see, and had seen, that the spider was basically bigger than an average person...Oh yeah. Monstah tarantula~ --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] waits for slight let up in the tremors and goes to Malhaut at his slowest possible pace. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] tries to be sneaky; anyway, if the spider is alerted it's not gonna go for him anyway. The other two would make much better meals --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is relieved when he clears that hole. Phew. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] still watches it though...Not like he wants to watch someone get snagged. --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] wonders if the monster is really that big of a threat to them. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] creeps past the hole, glancing in every few seconds. As much as he dislikes highbloods, he can't deny that at least Malhaut is better eqiupped for this than he is... Not that he'd ever say that out loud --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sees that everyone's basically passed, which is a comfort to him. Still glancing back every few moments, he continues along the main tunnel. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is quickly coming to the conclusion that tunnels are just as bad as stairs; he keeps walking however because SPIDERS, MAN --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] stumbles up a bit before following, stupid quakes. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] tenses a little when he hears him stumble...but figures it's not all that bad. That noise probably blended in with that of the quake itself. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is just gonna' keep ooooon moving for awhile, being Mr. Sneaky-pants, most likely not saying a word for quite some time. --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] sort of wonders when they are going to get to the gate. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is thinking this tunnel can't go on forever... hopefully --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is going to avoid most enemy conflicts throughout their travels. He doesn't like fighing in enclosed, quackey places like this. D8 --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's little team eventually arrives in a much larger tunnel, more like a cavern. THAR...be the gate, very nearby. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] mutters outloud, very quietly --
CIM: oh thank gog >8(
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] sighs before taking another stumbling step. --
CIM: ((brb))
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is thankful that their enemy encounters were few and far between...so far... --
CNN: Okays~ XD]
CIM: ((back))
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] squints at the gate --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] mutters "which world will thith one lead to?" --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] didn't catch that. Oh well. 8D --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] goes...TOWARDS TEH GATE YEY --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is NOT going to get any closer for now. A spider jumps by...aaand a basilisk eats it. This makes him freeze. 8D --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] jumps back more than a bit surprised. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] had thought they were finally done with this stupid unstable world but it just keeps trying to prove him wrong. He freezes and tries to flatten himself against the nearest flat surface --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] waits for a moment or two more before making a move to attack this unwelcome guest. Luckily, being level 78 by now will make this much less...un-fun. XD --
CLA: ===--===I wonder what level Megdul is))===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] redies his chucks and gets ready to do things. --
CNN: I'm guessing he wouldn't be much higher or lower than Malhaut. Malhaut's workaholic, soooo he's spent a lot of time fighting, not including his day or two off from it.]
CNN: It really depends on how much Megdul's been fighting. X3]
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is totally not gonna take pa- okay yes he is. Even though he's probably a relatively low level compared to the others, due to being a lazy bum and spending most of his time painting --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] was only able to manage these enemies okay at level 30 or so, so...you be the judge on how he does. X'D --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is able to do some rocket-boot jetting around and such since this area is more or less open. He DOES SOME RODEOOOO!! --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] attempts to stab it a few time. It... doesn't go well. He may need to actually think of a strategy beyond 'point-and-stab' --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] beats the beast ruthlessly, his weapons cracklin' as they make contact. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] gets back up to stab it some more. It's bound to work sometime, right? Luckily, this time he does actually manage to land a few good hits. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] jumps back as the basilisk EXPLODES, raining CAND-I mean GRIST upon them. BUT, MOAR BASILISKS COME. MOAR!!! --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] is pleasantly surprised by how easy it died but... FUCK it had backup. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] hates his life right now, but HE THROWS HIS PURE MANGRIT into the fray and FAIGHTZ DEM YEY --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] will spend the rest of the fight muttering an unending stream of swearing to himself. It's what he's good at, after all --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] attacks a set of Basilisks seperate from those that NN is attacking, just to keep the enemies seperate. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] begins hitting whatever basilisks come near. Most of his hits, but not all, connect --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is managing alright so far, choppin' sum heads off too, but eventually a basilisk lands a good hit on him, rocketing him RIGHT THROUGH TEH GATE YEY --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] sees Malhaut get hit out of the corner of his eye and turns his head to watch him fly. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] notices Malhaut vanishing through the gate and decides to cut his losses and just go already. Fuck collecting grist. Or he would go, if he weren't surrounded by monsters --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] is a bit concerned and not sure if he can take down this many basilisks. Getting to the gate himself would be an easy matter but iM is still with him... DX --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] isn't going to be heard from for awhile...as he's prooobably fallen on a glass surface on the other side, falling into somewhere, or not. We'll find out later. XD --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] stabs a load more stuff; he wants to get to the gate, dammit! --
CLA: ===--===how many basilisks are there?))===--===
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is slowly getting to the gate; if only by virtue of dodging the basilisks rather than really hurting them --
CNN: MAYBEEE about 11, because I'm SADISTIC! >||D]
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] doesn't attempt to try reaching the gate just yet, he is keeping an eye on nibz whiledoing as much damage to the enemies at possible Every now in then a stray claw catches him and agh it's really fucking bad. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] finally reaches the gate. He pauses and looks at Megdul --
CIM: come on, fuckath >8(
CLA: ===--===ImComingYouUghFirst.===--===
CIM: that'th fine by me >8(
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] goes through the portal yaaaaaay --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] doesn't respond but still feels kind of fucked but he has an idea. yup, strategic retreat. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] isn't in sight at the time, but what /is/ in sight is a floor made entierly of glass, aaaand a good thirty feet off, there's a massive hole in it...above a river of something not so safe. 8D --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] backs up back intot he narrow corridor of the cave, so that the basilisks can get at him one at a time. --
CIM: ((I'm afraid I'm gona go now, It'd stupid oclock in the morning and I need sleep. Do with Nibz what you will, heh))
CNN: FFFUU okay then. Bye~! 8D]
CLA: ===--===Megdul will do with nibz everything,))===--===
CLA: ===--===Just as soon as wave of basilisks are dead or something))===--===
CIM: ((Heh. Bye guys!))
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CNN: I guess you can continue TEH FIGHT until he gets through the gate if you want. X3]

NN and BJ: Discuss...bleeding?

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-- bucketJockey [BJ] began trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 19:43 --
BJ: Hey...
BJ: ...I miss you~
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] takes awhile to respond at all. It's StT, because his hands are kind of a bit too bleedy to type right. XD --
NN: Ooi vay...Vhat a.......Nevermind.
NN: ...uck...zis is a soomevhat...unfavoorable time.........
BJ: I'll leave you be then.
BJ: Besides...
BJ: ...I bet Gallia would rather talk to you anyway.
NN: ...Vhat?........Is zere...........urk.
NN: ...Vhat is it...joou are talking aboout?...
BJ: Gallia can't get enough of you, Mal.
BJ: She nearly killed me when she learned that I felt flushed for you.
BJ: Her jealousy is blinding her.
NN: ...
BJ: She really, REALLY wants you.
NN: ...
NN: I....doo noot knoov vhat too...........vhen I had said zis vas...a bad time.....I vas noot speaking...as in......"I am busy, because oof...stuff"........
BJ: She went on and on about how I need to respect you and the other highbloods, but when the pointwas brought up that she just wants to swoon you over, she was flabbergasted.
BJ: But I'll leave you alone.
BJ: Just wanted to warn you of the new flush.
NN: ....Alright.....za-........zat is fine.........
BJ: So you can protect your dignity...and genitals.
NN: ...
BJ: [[*SHOT*]]
NN: <X'D]
BJ: Don't give in to her advances.
BJ: In the end, she'd be miserable for forcing it upon her superior.
NN: ...I vill keep zis in mind.......just........
NN: ...Alright...I am soorry......ng..............I am just...soomevhat busy....bleeding is all......
BJ: .....
BJ: Please don't die.
NN: Noo, noo....I am noot planning...oon dooing zat....I just need too catch my breaz.....
BJ: I can't let you die before I do, so that's good.
NN: ..Damned....basilisks and...glass floors......Ooi vay..........mn je boovl na...
BJ: .....; Mally, don't let the "basilisks" and...glass floors? Mush your thinkpan into a mess.
NN: ...Jes.....I vill noot......I have been sajing such....oodd zings every oonce in avhile foor soome...time noov..
NN: ....It is..familiar too me........I doo noot knoov vai...
BJ: Oh.
BJ: If I...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] 's device is picking up the occassional sound of a pant, or perhaps some sort of shuffling noise. It varies. .u. --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 20:04 --

Double-Sided Memo: Pallida worries like FFF, and Agatha travels to Gallia's world to retrieve Malhaut...which doesn't end up happening.

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CNN RIGHT NOW opened memo on board BONE FRAGMENTS.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is ONLY on teh TROLLIAN. XD --
CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] can be heard by AGATHA, screaming in PAIN. .u. --
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] is brief about it though. --
CNN RIGHT NOW opened memo on board BONE FRAGMENTS.
CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBJ: [[SHE BROKE IT]]
CBJ: [[lol]]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is sorry about that. X'D --
CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] snaps out of her book-coma and walks over immense piles of books, down the hallway, and knocks on the door of the room that Pallida is currently in --
CTA: Is everything alright?..
CBJ: LOL]]
CURRENT justinBeiber [CJB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CJB: Sup, yo.
CNN: . . . D8 . . .]
CTA: Yes. Yes.))
CBJ: Just RPING and shizz, Rebecca.]]
CTA: I approve.))
CNN: I think...I HAVE BEEN...touched....]
CBJ: CUZ ITS FRIDAY]]
CNN: ...by an angel.]
CBJ: FRIDAY]]
CNN: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Explodes*]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is just kind of busy...erm...walking around, being in pain in Gallia's world of FFF. eue --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] isn't going to be doing any messaging to Pallida if she doesn't message him first, most likely~ --
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] is silent for a minute before responding, sounding streeessed. --
CJB: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOH
CJB ceased responding to memo.
CBJ: Yeah...
CNN: SICK NASTY WIN, DAWG]
CTA: Is it alright if I come in?..
CBJ: ...Yeah...
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] opens the door and enters the room --
CTA: What happened?..
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] is lying in the middle of the floor, half lying on her front. Her face is twisted in pain. --
CBJ: I tried to walk.
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] then pulls her Trollitext out from underneath her and texts Malhaut. --
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] designates Trollian messages with a * --
CBJ: *If only I could walk, then I'd go there.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is going to do that, even though she doesn't need to. X'D] --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] rubs her head for a moment, then kneels down to help her back up carefully --
CNN: *...Zank joou...but it is fine.......Just...foocus oon joourself......
CTA: If you try this stunt again, you're going to be resting for even longer...
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] kinda staggers while being helped up, yet seems so DISTRACTED by her Trollitext. --
CBJ: Malhaut's hurt, Agatha...--
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] has a fucking DERP moment. --
CBJ: .....Why are you different?...
CTA: Long story short, I died and came back. Now, what's this about Malhaut being hurt?..
CBJ: ...;
CBJ: I'm messaging him, he said he was covered in blood... Basilisks, glass floors...?
CBJ: *What do you know of Agatha dying?!
CNN: *...Zat is a very, very...loong stoory....Zis is noot ze time too tell joou oof it...
CTA: Basilisks? Are any of them the venomous ones?..
CBJ: .................................................
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] looks like she's about to DIE. --
CBJ: *Were the basilisks VENOMOUS?!?!?
CBJ: *WHEN ARE THE MONSTERS VENEMOUS@??!??!?!!?
CTA: ((DERP AGATHA HURRDERR SHE'S SO SENSITIVE AND KNOWING OF OTHERS' FEELINGS.))
CBJ: They better not be venomous they better go die they better not hurt him...
CNN: *...I did noot get bit by anyzing...and...since Agaza's prootootyping...zere have been such creatures present.......gk.
CTA: Don't worry, if he has the antivenom with him he should be perfectly fine. Besides..the bleeding...
CTA: Perhaps I should go and find him...
CBJ: Please bring him here...
CBJ: *Don't get yourself hurt more.
CTG ceased responding to memo.
CTA: ((DAAAAAVE))
CNN: * I doo noot plan...oon alloov such a zing too happen...
CTA: ((HE BLESSED US WITH HIS COOLNESS))
CNN: SLDKFJSDLKJFLDKS FFUUUUU-*boom*]
CNN: *...At least I am oout oof z-....Ooh Goog....
CTA: I shouldn't be gone for very long. Hopefully. Stay put in your bed, don't try to walk because you'll just get hurt again...
CBJ: ...
CNN: *...Megdul and Nibzan....I am hooping zey are alright....
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] shows Agatha the last two messages from Malhaut. --
CBJ: Please be quick, he might be in danger. .___.
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] nods and puts on her hood like any badass flying doctor would --
CTA: Don't worry, he'll be fine. You concentrate on resting...
CBJ: Bring him here...
CBJ: ...For me...?
CTA: Of course. A physician can't ignore someone who is ailing...
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] walks out of the room and out of her hive, taking off to Gallia's gate --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is currently stalking around, trying to ignore his FFFkery, you know, fighting some MOAR enemies and such. No big deal. 8D --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] shouldn't be doing that, BUT WE KNOW HIM. >u> --
CTA: ((OH THAT MALHAUT))
CTA: ((HE'S SUCH A SCAMP.))
CBJ: *Just stay where you are, Mal... You'll be safe soon.
CNN: <X'D]
CNN: *...I am already...mooving back too ze loocatioon oof ze gate...froom Jezroon's voorld...
CNN: *...and vhat doo joou...
CNN: *...Did joou...just ask soomeoone...too retrieve me?...
CBJ: *...Kinda...
CBJ: *But, Jezron's world? He's been acting kinda peculiar lately...
CNN: *Zat...vas noot needed....as I vill mana-...Is zis true?....ng.
CBJ: *...Yeah.
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] flies through Gallia's world, scanning the ground for any sign of Malhaut. She spots him, and is annoyed to see him fighting monsters in his condition. Doesn't he know that the body isn't a magical thing that just heals itself? Goodness... --
-- CURRENT bucketJockey [CBJ] sends Malhaut the most RECENT LOG that her Trollitext documented with JEZRON. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] takes out her syringe gun and aims it, then shoots a few of the monsters square in the head, killing them instantly. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is mostly bloodied-up by getting TOSSED by a basilisk SLUGGING HIM in the GUT, then FLYING through the gate and SHOOTING into THE GLASS FLOOR, almost sending him INTO A RIVER OF ACID. --
CBJ: EXCITEMENT]]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] continues to fight, but pauses for a moment as he sees TEH INSTANT KILL-oh hey is that a flying troll up there? D8,' --
CNN: XD]
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] lands and puts her gun back in its holster, then walks up to Malhaut --
CTA: You do realize that the body isn't a magical weapon that can keep going, right?..
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] , panting as quietly as he can force himself to, turns from the aftermath of the now slain enemies. His expression is flat...as usual. XD --
CNN: ...Jes....Zis is soomezing zat I doo realize....but such foorcing must ooccur oon soome ooccassioons...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] doesn't like being fucked-up in front of people. HE NO LIKE BEING WEAK LOOKING >||D --
CTA: I think you simply need to learn how to abscond on these occassions...
CBJ: [[abscond to my respit block~]]
CTA: ((pfffft))
CBJ: xD]]
CNN: ...I doo noot zink joou understand...I must gazer Megdul and Nibzan, regardless oof my oovn...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks faint for a second before recovering quickly. Anemia, bleeding, fun times. 8D --
CNN: Soorry...Regardless oof my oovn needs.
CTA: Where are they currently? Did you separate? Are..you okay?..
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] catches his breath quietly for a moment or two before responding --
CNN: Zey shoould be...very near ze entrance gate too zis voorld...froom Jezroon's...and I am fine...
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-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] raises an eyebrow. He's lying to an expert on illnesses and he expects to get away with it. She ignores it anyway --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] covers a few restrained coughs. He's hoping he didn't break a rib or something. XD --
CTA: ((>Agatha: Wonder what is up with these trolls and breaking their ribs.))
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] IS A SPY, so he can probably tell that she's not buying it...but as long as he can go where he has to go, and do what he has to do, whatever. XD --
CNN: X'D]
CBJ: [[==>Pallida: Remind Agatha that she was the one who decided such.]]
CNN: X'D]
CTA: ((>Agatha: Prepare tranquilizer))
CBJ: [[==> Pallida: Prepare bucket.]]
CNN: Malhaut: Prepare jerky. ==> ]
CBJ: [[==> NIbzan: SPADE]]
CTA: ((>Agatha: Prepare facepalm))
CNN: Malhaut: SPADE your MOM ==> ]
CBJ: ==>Pallida: Prepare roflcopter for takeoff]]
CNN: Malhaut: Get shot by your mom. =u= ==>]
CTA: I suppose we should find them then. First, though, were you bitten by any of the venomous monsters?..
CBJ: [[==>Deb: Molest Demifin and watch this show some more.]]
CNN: PFT~ XD]
CFG ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] shakes his head, not shaking it TOO hard for fear of increased dizziness~ --
CBJ: loool CFG = seafag XD]]
CNN: Noo...Perhaps scratched...and toossed aboout...but zat is it...
CNN: ...zis...moost oof zis superficial damage is froom...getting toossed zroough glass...zat is all.
CTA: Your body is certainly acting like it's more than just being tossed about and scratched.
CBJ: [[I WHIP MY MAL BACK N FORTH]]
CTA: ((OH SNAP SHE TOSSED THE PERIODS AT THE END.))
CTA: ((SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS.))
CNN: OH NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO-*dies*]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sighs slightly, and rubs his temples. He's kind of thankful for this RANDOM DOCTOR INTRUSION, because that means he can afford to stop and rest for a sec. XD --
CNN: Jes...moost likely froom fatigue...It has been a roough oone, zis past fev days....
CTA: ((HIDE YO SICKNESS, HIDE YO INJURIES.))
CBJ: [[AND HIDE YO JERKY]]
CTA: ((THAT TOO.))
CNN: /AND/ YOU BOOKS]
CTA: ((CUZ WE HAVE A RANDOM DOCTOR ON OUR HANDS.))
CBJ: [[CZ SHE BE HEALIN ERRBODY]]
CNN: FUCK YES]
CTA: You should perhaps rest for a bit. I'm sure they can handle themselves just fine for a few extra moments while you rest.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks off to the side for a moment, seeming a bit iffy about this idea...but he nods. He's just to tired to argue at the time. Oh well. --
CNN: *too]
CNN: ...Jes...alright zen...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has also turned his StT off by now, so that Pallida doesn't hear all the random chatter. XD --
CBJ: [[==> Pallida: Have nothing to masturbucket too.]]
CBJ: [[*shot*]]
CNN: <X'D]
CURRENT sillyInvestigator [CSI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSI: ... Okay, I laughed from that.
CBJ: *WINS*]]
CNN: XD]
CNN: Good~ >||D]
CBJ: ;D]]
CTA: ((That was pretty beautiful.))
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] looks down at her hands for a moment, then back up at Malhaut, an idea obviously formulating in her head --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] still keeps his weapon at the ready either way, because, heck, you never know. He's currently more or less busy keeping himself from passing out or something. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] 's hands begin to glow blue, then she places her hand on Malhaut's arm and his wounds begin to heal. --
CTA: Oh, so that's how it works!..
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] fliches slightly at first, but then looks down like...WTF? ._. --
CNN: ...It seems soo......Interesting....
CNN: BY THE WAY, how FAR do her POWAHZ go? XD]
CTA: ((I'm not sure yet! She definitely can't resurrect the dead besides the regular means of the kiss of life. I need to think of what else she can do.))
CNN: Right, yah. XD]
CNN: JUST BE CAREFUL. LET US NOT BE TOO EPIC, or else...or else all of the epic will be gone...]
CNN: ...because...]
CNN: ...I would have eaten it. eue]
CNN: *SHOT*]
CSI: (So, I walked into an RP. I thought this was just another angry troll memo. Guess not.)
CNN: Nnoope~ XD]
CSI: (So, randomness?)
CNN: Nah. Part oof a Troollslum RP zat's roollin' aloong~ XD]
CSI: (Off I go. Have a nice night.)
CSI ceased responding to memo.
CNN: Alright. G'night~]
CTA: I guess you were my first experiment with my powers. How very interesting indeed...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods somewhat absentmindedly to this --
CNN: ...I am voondering...hoov much it can doo...Hm..
CTA: I would like to see as well...
CTA: ((Let me stab you a few times and find out.))
CNN: PFT X'D]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks at some of the other injuries that've been left on him. WILL THEY HEAL TOO?? Who knows. WE WILL FIND OUT...eventually. Soon. Probably right now. Oh yes. XD] --
CNN: Oooops, axe ze ]. XD]
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] cranks up the healing power and the bigger wounds begin to heal as well --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is mildly surprised by this...He's glad he's feeling a bit better though~ --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] watches quietly as she DOES HER STUFFFFFFF --
CTA: Do you feel any better?..
CTA: ((Sorry my attention was grabbed by something.))
CNN: It's okay~ XD]
CNN: Foor ze moost part...jes..Zank joou.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] CANNOT ESCAPE his ANEMIA PROBLEMS of "I've been running around like a crazy person, so therefore I NEEDZ MEH SUM OXYGEN", but his regular owies are basically better. .u. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks a little displeased at the fact that his coat's ripped up and bloody, but he gets over it rather quickly. --
CTA: ((Miriam says: BLOOdY cLOthes LOOk cOOL. ;D))
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is sorry for being gone so long. FUD. D8] --
CTA: ((It's okay I've been busy Dx))
CNN: BUSY happens~ XD]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] straightens out his clothes --
CNN: Alright...Let us search foor ze oozers zen, befoore zey get zemselves injured too badly.
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] nods and flies upward, looking for any sign of the others --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] also does so with his rocket boots. He moves a bit more slowly though, as he's busy typing something out at the same time --
CBJ: [[Lockejaw's journal sketch is looking rediculous, just thought id say so]]
CNN: XD]
CTA: ((ONCE UPON A TIME I STARTED DOODLING. Then I never did.))
CNN: <X'D]
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CNN: I know that story like the back of my hand~ XD]
CTA: TELL ME ABOUT THE BACK OF YOUR HAND THEN.))
CTA: DO YOU REALLY KNOW IT))
CNN: YES I DO]
CTA: WHAT'S ITS NAME THEN))
CNN: IT'S OLIVE IN COLORATION, WITH VERY VERY SMALL MICROSCOPIC HAIRS, AND MANY A LITTLE CREVICE]
CNN: AND ITS NAME IS DEVIN. MY LEFT HAND, I MEAN.]
CNN: MY RIGHT...is Jerome.]
CNN: eue]
CBJ: ==> Pallida: Fall asleep.
CNN: FFFUUU NIGHT DUDE 8D]
CNN: AND NIGHT PALLIIIDDAAAAAAaaAAaaaaa]
CBJ: night]]
CNN: eue]
CBJ ceased responding to memo.
CTA ceased responding to memo.

NN and TA: Chat about the search for Nibzan, and finally tell someone about your medical condition.

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-- nefariousNautilus [NN] began trolling transcendentAsclepian [TA] at 16:00 --
NN: I am beginning too get a bit cooncerned, Agaza..
NN: ...Agatha.
TA: I-I'm sure they're fine...
NN: ...I am starting too zink oozervise, oor at least oof Nibzan.
NN: His Troollian has been oonline foor quite soome time...jet I have noot gootten a single respoonse as oof jet...
TA: I haven't contacted either of them yet. I haven't seen them yet either...
NN: Hm...I had coontacted Megdul soome time befoore noov...and he vas quite busy viz zat svarm oof basilisks.
NN: He has been ooffline since zen. I fear zat he may have been taken doovn by zem, alzoough I voould razer zink oozervise.
TA: Let's not think about him being taken down by the big serpents. I'm sure he's perfectly fine...
NN: Let us hoope soo.
NN: If zere is soomezing I have learned, zis game is razer unfoorgiving.
NN: ...Perhaps I shoould travel back too ze gate too Jezroon's voorld vhile joou coontinue searching foor Nibzan.
TA: Are you feeling well enough? You seemed fatigued...
NN: I am fine enoough too functioon, but zank joou foor ze cooncern.
NN: Finding ze oozers is toop prioority at ze time. I can rest later if needed.
TA: You can't do much finding if you're passed out due to fatigue...
NN: ...It is unlikely zat it vill coome doovn too zat...but...I vill doo vhat I can too prevent zat froom happening.
NN: Besides...zis is soomezing I am very much used too.
TA: Used to? Is this a condition you have?..
NN: I vill just say zat I am still getting oover a past illness.
NN: Alsoo, please doo noot spread such infoormatioon aroound. I voould noot like my crev too get ze vroong impressioon, if joou understand.
TA: Things such as this stay strictly between doctor and patient. What is this past illness?..
NN: ...If joou say zat joou vill keep it coonfidential...I suppoose I shoould noot hide anyzing.
NN: It is less oof a past illness...zan oof a genetic issue.
NN: I am pretty much coonvinced zat I have been anemic since I vas first boorn.
TA: Anemic? That would explain the fatigue...
NN: Jes...It can be a hassle...but zat is life.
TA: I know you may not like it, but you need to learn how to take breaks...
NN: ...I try too...but it is difficult in such a place...
NN: It had alvays been difficult hiding zis fact foor oozers back oon Alternia...but back zen, I did noot have too be ze head oof a grooup. Oonly a member oof oone, viz oozers too, vell...assist in keeping it a secret.
NN: *froom oozers
TA: I understand this feeling of keeping a condition secret...
NN: ...Hm...Jes. I am glad ve booz understand zis.
TA: If anyone found out about my condition I certainly would have been culled. Especially because of my higher blood color...
NN: ...Zat voould be quite true...vhich is vai I have alvays harboored empazy foor such troolls vhen I proobably shoould noot.
NN: Heh...perhaps it is vai I am a bit too sooft...Ooi vay.
NN: Doo noot tell anjoone I said zat.
TA: Of course. Your secrets are safe with me...
NN: I greatly appreciate zis.
NN: A grooup oof troolls...dooes noot like a leader zat has such sooft spoots.
TA: Everyone has their weakness. Just know when yours has reached its limit...
NN: ...Je...zis is true.
NN: *jes
NN: ...Curse zoose limits...but...I have very vell learned my oovn...
NN: ...But...anyvays, ve must booz keep oon ze search.
NN: If joou coould, please try and coontact iM.
NN: Perhaps he vill respoond too joou.
TA: Alright...
NN: Zank joou.
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] is now an idle chum! --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] gave up trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 17:16 --

[BewareOfNerd]

Sototh: Be concerned about Pallida

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BJ: [[in the room? or trollian?]]
BD: ~((in~the~room,~I~guess))~
BJ: [[kk]]
-- bucketJockey [BJ] looks totally unthrilled, yet...kinda has a look of mixed disturbia. --
BJ: What is it?
BD: ~Malhaut~asked~me~to~check~on~yyou~
BD: ~He~said~yyou'd~been~acting~weird~or~something~
BJ: Yeah, I know.
BJ: He just told me.
BJ: He just doesn't comprehend.
BD: ~What?~
BJ: His shortage of knowledge, the uncertainty, worries him.
BJ: He feels the need to take things into his own hands.
BJ: I understand perfectly.
BD: ~I~guess~I~can~understand~that~
BJ: He fears ignorance.
BJ: When he doesn't know something, he attacks it in his sbtle way.
BJ: As many living beings do.
BJ: However, I know.
BJ: I know, Sototh.
BD: ~...~
BJ: You're the variable of his equation, Sototh.
BJ: This test of mine is not to solve the equation.
BJ: Rather, it is to ignore the unsolvable equation.
BJ: The irrational equation, that leads to division by zero.
BD: ~I'm~afraid~I~don't~quite~follow~
BJ: That might be a good thing.
BD: ~Uhh~
BD: ~Okayy~then~
BD: ~So,~yyou~kissing~me~
BD: ~Was~that~part~of~this~whole~math~metaphor~too?~
BJ: Is in the quation that is not to be solved.
BJ: In a sense.
BJ: Now come here.
BD: ~...~
BJ: I need to prove Malhaut wrong.
BD: ~I~am~not~entirelyy~comfortable~with~this.~
BJ: Feel comfortable.
BJ: Feel fucking /loose/.
BD: ~No~
BJ: I'm going to SHOW Malhaut that I can go without molesting people.
BJ: I can't do so if you're over the.
BJ: there*
BD: ~...~
BD: ~All~right~
BD: ~But~if~yyou~tryy~anyything,~I~swear~I~will~kick~y you~in~the~ribs~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] scoots within arm's length of Pallida --
BJ: Fine by me.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] focuses on her Trollitext. --
BJ: Your kiss was exquisite as Pi, though. Just thought you'd like to know, self image purposes.
BD: ~All~right~
BD: ~Malhaut~asked~me~to~report~back~on~how~yyou~were~ doing~
BD: ~So~how~are~yyou~doing?~
BJ: ...
BJ: Well, hold on.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] texties more on her Trollian. --
BJ: I'm apparently worrisome.
BJ: I'm not insane.
BD: ~Well,~yyou're~a~little~weird,~but~no,~yyou're~def initelyy~not~insane~
BJ: Good.
BJ: I don't tolerate ignorant confusion of intelligence with insanity.
BD: ~YYou~seem~serious~all~of~a~sudden~
BJ: Been serious this entire time.
BD: ~Did~something~happen~between~yyou~and~Malhaut?~
BJ: Things happen.
BJ: Not all of them make changes in psyche.
BD: ~All~right,~I'll~let~yyou~keep~it~to~yyourself~if~ yyou~don't~want~to~talk~about~it~
BJ: ...
BJ: He thinks I'm going insane.
BJ: ...Not exactly that, but something close.
BD: ~Whyy~would~he~think~that?~
BJ: Something I messaged him.
BD: ~?~
BJ: He's next, Sototh.
BD: ~Next~for~what?~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] is confused and a bit concerned --
BJ: It is of the contet that we have yet to divulge unto those of which whom have sought the knowledge.
BJ: [[Oh yes, let's pay $60 for a bra. SO THRIFTY, GIRLS.]]
BJ: [[Some commercials suck.]]
BD: ~((i~am~too~dumb~to~understand~what~serious!pallid a~just~said))~
BJ: [[she's not supposed to make sense xD]]
BD: ~What?~
BJ: I didn't tell him,I'm not telling you.
BJ: It shall come to be known as it is needed.
BD: ~If~yyou~sayy~so~
BJ: Well this is new.
BJ: My head hurts.
BD: ~Hm?~
BD: ~((horrorterrors~in~yyo~braaaain))~
BJ: [[Snatchin up yo thoughts]]
BJ: My head.
BJ: It's...nearly throbbing.
BD: ~Oh~dear~
BD: ~Do~yyou~want~me~to~get~yyou~something?~
BD: ~((hide~yyo~kids~hide~yyo~matesprit))~
BJ: [[hide yo grubs hide yo kismite]]
BJ: It's...
BJ: No, thank you.
BD: ~((cuz~theyy~tentaclin~erryybodyy~out~here))~
BJ: It's...a...strange pain.
BJ: [[lol]]
BD: ~Strange~how?~
BJ: The throb circulates around my head before refreshing.
BD: ~That's~weird~
BD: ~Mayybe~Agatha~would~know~about~that~
BJ: Agatha's busy with Malhaut.
BD: ~Oh~
BD: ~Should~I~go~get~one~of~her~medical~books~or~somet hing?~
BJ: Don't make it a chore. If you don't want to, then don't.
BD: ~How~bad~is~it?~
BJ: It's...
BJ: .....lessening.
BD: ~Oh~
BD: ~That's~good,~I~guess~
BJ: Yeah, but the cycling feeling's getting stronger.
BD: ~Hm~
BD: ~Do~yyou~want~me~to~get~yyou~some~water~or~somethi ng?~
BJ: No, thank you.
BJ: ...Put your hand on my head.
BD: ~Uh,~okayy~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] does so --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] lets her eyes fall half shut. --
BJ: .....The throb likes your hand.
BD: ~That's~weird~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] moves his hand a bit --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] shuts her eyes. --
BJ: It...is.
BD: ~This~might~just~be~myy~paranoia~talking,~but~I~do n't~think~this~is~a~normal~headache~
BJ: I'd assume not...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] opens her eyes just a bit, enough to see her Trollitext. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] then shuts her eyes, falling asleep once more. The Throb still holds at Sototh's hand, but it circulates more than just stagnating. --

[ChameleonSushi]

Okays guys, just wanted to be careful and address something about leveling-up, because there might be some confusion.

From what I can grasp, although it's not directly confirmed by the actual comic...there should be about 100 levels in total, judging by the size of the scroll-bar as shown in this picture compared to the amount of space there is to scroll.

It looks like 16 levels are shown at a time, normally. That sexy scroll-bar fits into the scrolling space thang approximately 7 times, which is 112. I'm just going to round that out and say 100.

No one here has to go by this exactly, as this is really a matter of perception, but I think it'd be best for us to use it as a good way to judge your character's current level, mkay~? Feel free to just guesstimate or be vague, like saying they're "about two-thirds up" or "three-quarters up".

For example, by now, Malhaut would have probably reached the last quarter of his own ladder, as he fights quite a bit, although his FFFkage set him back about two days, and then some from lower activity level. Therefore, I would assume he's be in his mid to high 70s.

A character that's been fighting very little to not at all might be between level 1-30. Low activity would be 30-45, Regular would be 45-60, high activity, 60-75, FIGHTING LIKE A CRAZY FOOKAH, 75-OMFG YOU'RE AT THE TOP HOLY SHIZZ FFF.

...That will be all. eue

[EDIT]

Alright, one more thing. Just remember the relative difficulty of enemies as well...~

Easy: Imps
Somewhat Easy: Ogres
Medium: Liches
Medium-High: Basilisks
Difficult: Giclopses
FFUUUUU OH GOD NO: Denizens
Please Kill Me Now: Final boss / the black queen and king

[Monster X]

Jezron, what've you been up to anyhow?

What's that? Fighting imps that make more imps? Then spiders? Then demonic orges which swarm the area with copies of them that dig? Then punching annoying near omniscient eyes? Then someone else's consorts? Then their own imps? Then ogres?

And they're made out of diamonds?

And more spiders?

And now you're going imp hunting out of general anger?

Methinks you'll be pretty high now.

Just my explanation for him having a high level, to be honest. Your element being things at about 9-10 on the mohs scale can be... difficult.

[BucketJockey]

Here comes LOG TSUNAMI.

==> Pallida: Wake up to quite the AWKWARD situation.

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-- bucketJockey [BJ] began trolling undergroundScythe [US] at 17:25 --
US: hm?
BJ: You never did tell me that quote of how Sototh was different.
US: It'z
US: not important\
BJ: And why have you become so awkward lately?
US: reazonz
BJ: What kind of reasons?...
US: um
US: I tried tellin jou but cenzorzprite got them
US: might az vvell azk him
BJ: Um...
US: Jeah, I knovv hovv it, uh
US: talkz
US: But I'd really rather..
US: Um.
BJ: Can't you just tell me?
US: okayfinejouknovvvvhat
US: joureallyvvanttoknovv
BJ: Yes, I do, actually...;
US: fine
US: red fucking feelingz okey and novv I'm leaving
US: zorry
US: miner out
BJ: ?
-- undergroundScythe [US] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:29 --
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US: red
US: feeling
US: z
US: oooook
US: ay
US: ohfor
BJ: ...Red feelings.
US: I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU OKAY AND NOVv I VvILL LEAVE goggdammit izhould juzt beat my head in vvith a rock
US: goodbje
BJ: ?!
US: zay hi to zototh for me
BJ: Since when?!
US: miner out
US: SzINCE
US: i don't fucking knovv
US: juzt
US: g
US: f
US: akdkfjkljazdlkf;jkl I'm going to go beat impz vvith a zpike until i feel better
US: goodbje
-- undergroundScythe [US] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:31 --

==> Oracle: Bother Pallida while she worries about Jezron.

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-- undergroundScythe [US] began trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:31 --
US: hehehe
BJ: . . .
US: HEHEHE it'z zo fun to vvatch trollz beat themzelvez up about ztupid thingz
BJ: Go fuck around with someone else, Oracle.
US: hahano
BJ: I'm...
BJ: A bit flustered now.
US: oh plz
US: jou?
US: meh
US: hehehe
BJ: Yes, me.
BJ: I don't even KNOW Jezron.
US: anyvvay, juzt popping in becauze thiz iz a mozt deliciouz time to dezcribe vvhat he iz doing novv
US: becauze he zuckz zo much at handling zhit
BJ: ...
US: that he'z probably going to hurt himzelf
US: over zomeone
US: he'z never met
US: bahahaha
BJ: ...;
US: ohmyleader thiz iz hilariouz
US: zoveryhilariouz
BJ: Don't let him do that much...
US: Eh
BJ: That's...um...
US: I'll let hiz zprite do vvhat it vvantz
US: moztly becauze I've zeen it happen but vvhateva
US: VvELP
US: got a human to annoy
US: SzEE YA
-- undergroundScythe [US] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:34 --

==> Malhaut: Endure Pallida's confusion.

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-- bucketJockey [BJ] began trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 17:40 --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --
BJ: Have you met Jezron in person yet?
NN: Noo. I have noot had ze foortune too.
NN: Vhy doo joou ask?
BJ: Well...
BJ: I asked him about something, then...
BJ: Then the conversation got really awkward.
NN: ...May I ask vhat vas asked?
BJ: I asked him why he was becoming so curt with me lately, and, um...
BJ: ...He had good reasons.
NN: ?...
BJ: I just hope he doesn't hurt himself over it.
NN: Hurt himself oover vhat zoough?
BJ: ...
BJ: I don't think I'm in the position to tell his secrets.
BJ: Normally I wouldn't care, but...this just feels...different.
NN: ...he speaks oof gooing zroough all oof ze gates and killing his denizen sooloo.
BJ: ...What's that entail? Is that good or bad?
NN: ...I doo noot have a good feeling aboout it...
NN: Alsoo, he said zat if I vanted too knoov aboout his behavioor, I shoould ask joou.
BJ: ...;
BJ: He...
BJ: He said he has redrom...for me.
BJ: It's flattering, but it's like...
BJ: I wasn't expecting it.
NN: ...Hm...I see.
NN: ...But vai is it zat he is insisting upoon avooiding oour grooup coompletely? I find it very, very oodd.
NN: Suspicioous even.
BJ: I don't know...but now I want to meet him.
NN: ...As doo I, but moost likely foor oozer reasoons.
BJ: I don't want him to get himself hurt, Mahaut.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] doesn't want the FIRST one to redrom for her to go and DIE! --
NN: Neizer doo I. Ze number oof "cloose calls" amoong us seems too be gooing up every day.
NN: It is discoomfoorting.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] changed their mood to DETESTFUL --
BJ: Now I feel like an ass for nearly getting myself killed.
BJ: If I were able to move, I'd go and find him.
NN: ...Zis is noot soomezing zat joou shoould blame joourself foor...
NN: If anyzing, it is my fault foor noot being able too keep a tighter reign oon him.
BJ: You should...
BJ: ...;
BJ: Get healed or something...Rest.
BJ: Then find him...before he does something rash.
NN: ...I believe I have had ze rest I require...but jes. I vill depart too find him oonce oour grooup has been assembled.
BJ: Thanks, Malhaut...
BJ:
NN: It is alright. I am just hooping zat by ze time I am able too doo said searching...
NN: ...noo. I shoould noot zink soo negatively.
BJ: ...; Be safe, Malhaut.
NN: Jes...I vill try too be, Pallida, as loong as joou coontinue too rest and noot hurt joourself furzer.
BJ: I'll stay here.
NN: Alright. Zat is good...
NN: ...I hoonestly doo hoope too arrive soon zoough.
NN: Alsoo...I have sent Agaza back. I vill take care oof zis...
BJ: ...Okay.
NN: Has Agaza gootten back too joou jet?
BJ: She's in the room with me right now.**
NN: Jes...Zat is good.
NN: Please doo me a favoor and tell her too coontact me oonce she is finished looking joou oover foor prooblems, jes?
BJ: Okay.
NN: Zank joou.
NN: Noov I must depart foor ze time being.
NN: ...Enemies vait foor noo trooll.
NN: Signing ooff.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 20:00 --

**==> Agatha: Check on Pallida for Malhaut.

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-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] began trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 19:33 --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] gently knocks on the door --
TA: Can I come in?..
BJ: Sure.
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] walks in. She looks a bit scratched up and bruised, but nothing too big --
TA: Is everything alright?..
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is still lying on the floor, and she looks both confused and bothered. --
BJ: I suppose...but...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] looks at the floor. --
BJ: It's getting complicated.
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] sits down on a nearby chair, folding her hands in her lap --
TA: Complicated? How so?..
BJ: Got one troll about to go nearly get himself killed, Malhaut's still unable to find whoever, and just...yeah.
TA: It seems I missed something. Who's going to get himself killed now?..
BJ: Jezron.
TA: What is he going to do?
BJ: Malhaut said he was going to go kill his denizen...
TA: Oh..oh dear. I've completely forgotten about fighting the denizens...
BJ: What are they>
BJ: ?
TA: I've seen some of them in my dreams before I ascended. They seem to be large monsters of some sort that live in each player's world...
TA: The player needs to defeat the denizen in their world....
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] focuses her attention on trollian, responding to someone who messaged her --
TA: Malhaut said that you've been acting strangely. Has anything happened?..
BJ: ...Well...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] rests a finger on her forehead. --
BJ: I got this headache a while ago, but the pain went away...but.
BJ: The Throb is still there, and it follows hands.
TA: It follows..hands?..
BJ: Yeah.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] moves her finger through her hair to poke the top of her head. --
BJ: So now the Throb is up here.
TA: That's certainly odd. I've never come across this...
TA: Has anything happened that may have caused this?..
BJ: I don't know.
TA: ((I'm going to have to dissect your brain now... /shot))
BJ: [[XD]]
TA: I'm not sure what it could be, to be honest...
BJ: It's not very debilitating, so I think I'll be fine.
TA: Well, that's good to hear. How do your ribs feel? They should be healing by now...
BJ: I try not to move around if I can help it, so if they hurt I haven't noticed yet.
BJ: Again.
TA: Carefully, try moving now...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] nods, then moves to sit up, shaking slightly from it. --
BJ: ...; It...still hurts some...
BJ: But not as harshly as before.
TA: Well that's good. It's healing quite nicely then. Probably a few more days and you'll be able to sit up with ease, maybe walk...
BJ: That'd be nice...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] yawns and lays back down though. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] texts on Trollian. --***
-- bucketJockey [BJ] gets BLUSHYFAAACE ;D --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] blinks --
TA: Is something wrong?..
BJ: No...
BJ: I'm just going to have a guest at some point.
TA: A guest? I see. And who is this guest?..
BJ: Jezron.
BJ: It'll be...interesting.
TA: Oh? Why is that?..
BJ: Message Malhaut about it.
BJ: For now though, I'm going to rest more so I won't conk out while he's here.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] sets down her Trollitext. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] then dozes off so I can post this log and like 4 others. XD --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] gave up trolling transcendentAsclepian [TA] at 22:34 --

***==> Jezron: Apologize and jointly make plans to meet Pallida.

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-- undergroundScythe [US] began trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 22:05 --
US: Pallida, I'm really zorry.
US: I zhouldn't bother jou about ztupid thingz, ezpecially zince vve've never met.
BJ: Don't get yourself hurt, Jezron.
US: I vvon't.
BJ: Don't do anything rash, either.
US: I'll be on Agatha'z vvorld in a little bit.
BJ: Will you visit?
US: Dependz/
US: I vvazn't planning on ztajing.
US: Maybe a little bit of a vizit.
US: But I feel like I need to kill my denizen.
BJ: ...;
US: Anyvvay, I felt apologiez vvere in order.
BJ: Malhaut doesn't get good vibes about denizens...
US: Novv I vvill go. Goodbje.
US: Hmm/
US: Malhaut'z opinion. Vvhat iz it?
BJ: Maybe you should wait before going for your denizen thing...
US: ...
US: I'll think about it.
US: I have a gate to find.
US: Goodbje, then.
US: Miner out.
BJ: Wait.
US: Hm/
US: Jez?
BJ: Can I ask why you feel that way?...
US: I'm not zure.
US: It'z juzt vvhenever I talk to jou...
US: Or vvhenever I remember our converzationz...
US: It feel happier.
US: I do not knovv vvhy.
BJ: That's...different...
US: I alzo do not underztand vvhy I keep zhifting on the vvhole bucket izzue.
BJ: ...But kinda flattering.
US: At firzt jou knovv of my hate.
BJ: Yes?
US: But then for zome reazon it got... lezz ztrong.
US: and novv I am not zure of my opinion.
US: It vvorriez me, to be honezt.
BJ: Well...maybe it means something?
US: Maybe.
US: I'm zorry for being a vveird and creepy perzon.
US: I guezz it'z vvhat I do novv.
BJ: I can't judge how creepy you are or aren't.
BJ: But I doubt it's as excessive as you take it to be.
US: ...
US: I vvaz a vveird man vvho lived underground and zent all my time mining.
US: I never really met more than a fevv people in perzon.
US: Perhapz I zhould ztay a little, at leazt.
US: Antzy zeemz to think zo.
BJ: We could become better acquainted.
US: That vvould be nice.
US: I really muzt be going novv.
US: Bazilizkz.
BJ: Okay.
US: Miner out.
-- undergroundScythe [US] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 22:13 --

Also, Pallida, despite only fighting/killing four monsters, is in her mid-20s, echeladder level-wise.

Two imps nearly got her to level 2. The giclops that was beaten to death by CensorSprite got her to level 4 from indirect kill. The giclops that she killed herself got her to her current leveling, following Pokemon leveling processes [if a very low-level kills a very-high-level, the low-level skyrockets in exp. points].

[BewareOfNerd]

Sototh: Report back to Malhaut

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-- benthicDreamer [BD] began pestering nefariousNautilus [NN] at 20:28 --
BD: ~Heyy~Malhaut~
NN: Jes?...
BD: ~I~checked~on~Pallida~
NN: ...Goo oon...
BD: ~She~was~acting~sort~of~weird~
BD: ~Using~math~metaphors~for~yyour~relationship~with~ her~and~how~I~fit~into~it~
NN: ...Jes...it is trooublesoome.
NN: I have alsoo heard soomezing froom Agaza aboout a...
NN: ...an oodd headache.
BD: ~YYeah,~she~said~something~abbout~a~throbbing~feel ing~going~around~her~head~
BD: ~And~stopping~at~myy~hand~
BD: ~Does~Agatha~have~anyy~idea~what~that~was?~
NN: Froom vhat she has toold me, she is noot sure herself...vhich voorries me greatly.
NN: Atch, I must be gooing. I am soorry.
NN: Signing oout.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] ceased pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 20:37 --

Sototh: Ask medic about mystery headache

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-- benthicDreamer [BD] began pestering transcendentAsclepian [TA] at 20:39 --
BD: ~Heyy~Agatha?~
TA: Yes?..
BD: ~Do~yyou~know~what's~wrong~with~Pallida?~
BD: ~Her~headache,~I~mean~
TA: I'm not sure. I've never come across headaches like this in my studies...
BD: ~Hm~
BD: ~Malhaut's~worried~about~her~
BD: ~And~mayybe~I'm~just~being~paranoid~
BD: ~But~I~am~too~
TA: No, I am also worried to an extent...
TA: This headache is odd. It gives me a bad feeling...
BD: ~I'm~tryying~to~convince~myyself~that~something~ha sn't~invaded~her~thinkpan~
TA: Invaded? Are you saying you think she's becoming posessed by something?..
BD: ~I~don't~know~
BD: ~I'm~probablyy~just~crazyy~
TA: Honestly anything seems possible in this game by now...
BD: ~...~
TA: What do you think she is being posessed by?..
BD: ~I~don't~know~
TA: I see. I suppose I'll stay at my hive to keep an eye on her...
BD: ~Thanks~
TA: A little off-topic, but how have you been faring? I haven't spoken with you in quite some time...
BD: ~I'm~doing~fine~
BD: ~I~talked~to~a~friend~of~Malhaut's~
BD: ~She~recommends~taking~lots~of~short~naps~througho ut~the~dayy~so~the~Horrorterrors~can't~get~in~
TA: That sounds logical enough...
BD: ~It's~been~working~so~far~
BD: ~((and~pissing~the~horrorterrors~off))~
TA: ((Woah is this connected to Pallida's headache in some way?))
BD: ~((not~that~i~know~of))~
TA: ((Ah, alright. Just wondering!))
TA: That's good then. I don't know much about the horrorterrors, since I was a prospit dreamer. What are they like?..
BD: ~Big~and~uglyy~and~loud~
TA: Oh dear. They sound troublesome...
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~It's~nice~to~finallyy~have~a~wayy~to~get~them~out ~of~myy~head~
TA: It must be quite a relief for you to finally have some peace and quiet...
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~So,~uh,~how~have~yyou~been?~
TA: Oh, I've been quite well, ever since I ascended...
TA: These new powers are nice, even if they have a drawback to them...
BD: ~Hm?~
TA: It seems that whenever I heal someone, I don't necessarily stop the injury from existing. The injury just transfers over to my body...
BD: ~Oh~dear~
TA: I healed Malhaut's wounds, he had minor scratches and bruising. And now I have the same injuries. Luckily scratches and bruising I can deal with...
TA: Don't tell this to Malhaut by the way. He would probably never let me help him again...
BD: ~I~won't~
TA: Thank you...
BD: ~So,~do~yyou~think~yyou~could~use~yyour~new~powers ~to~find~out~what's~wrong~with~Pallida?~
TA: I suppose I could. I'll try it...
BD: ~Cool~
BD: ~((brb))~
BD: ~((back))~
TA: ((Welcome back!))
BD: ~So,~uh~
BD: ~I~could~use~a~nap~
TA: Ah, then you should go nap...
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~It~was~cool~talking~to~yyou~
BD: ~Byye~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] ceased pestering transcendentAsclepian [TA] at 22:19 --

Sototh: Answer Jezron

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-- undergroundScythe [US] began pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 21:50 --
US: I did zomething kind of bad.
BD: ~Huh?~
US: BJ vvanted to knovv vvhy I vvaz acting zo vveird.
US: Szo I had to zay.
BD: ~And~what~happened?~
US: Szhe vvaz zhocked.
US: I couldn't handle it.
US: Szo I juzt left.
BD: ~Oh~
US: Fuck, hovv the hell can I even
US: I've never even met her for gog'z zakez
BD: ~She's~been~kinda~weird~latelyy~
US: Vvell, anyvvay, juzt zajing I'm going to be pazzing through Agatha'z planet.
BD: ~Oh~
BD: ~Cool~
US: I've decided I can't deal vvith all theze ztupid vvarz and diztractionz, nor help zearch for nizban.
US: Szo I'm probably juzt going to take the quickezt path through her planet to the next, vvhich vvould be... vvhoze?
BD: ~I'm~not~sure~
US: Hmm.
US: I zhall azk her.
US: And probably attempt to avoid BJ.
US: Good luck vvith jour meeting.
BD: ~Huh?~
US: Or vvhatever jou all are doing there.
US: I don't even knovv anymore.
US: Machinationz, planz, I've had enough.
US: I'm juzt going to follovv the ztupid path and kill my ztupid denizen.
US: Goodbje.
US: Miner out.
-- undergroundScythe [US] ceased pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 21:57 --

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Gallia and Malhaut meet in the real world for the first time -- when Gallia swoops in to help a strange troll with his battle. A misplaced punch and some introductions later, they get to searching for Nibzan - and Gallia admits her discomfort over possibly using Malhaut for her own justification. He reassures her, though perhaps not entirely.

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CER RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NIBZAN IS GONE.
CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is just kind of, you know, traveling on foot at the time, fighting a few basilisks and one of those Liche things. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] would rather search by flying, but...it's easier to see the "nooks and crannies' from the ground. .u. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is also having a rodeo on one. Oh yeah. Neck-slicing rodeos. Mmm. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] travels in by the classical method of rocket-powered footwear. She's wearing her chemical analytic apron, in this world - not that it's what she requires, as she ducks under a microscope hanging in mid-air, and sees Malhaut's current situation. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] quite wordlessly swoops down to what's currently being treated as the 'ground', elbow-first into the back of a lich. With the increased acceleration and her force, both it and her are slammed partway into the glass, and she issues several strikes with her fists even as it realises a second attacker has arrived and begins to retaliate. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] doesn't notice Gallia at fi-HOLY SHIZZ RANDOM ASSISTANCE YEY --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] doesn't quite acknowledge him, as a final strike sends the lich spiraling into Grist. It's because she's lost the element of surprise, with that dynamic entry - a basilisk rears back to strike as she's pulling herself out of the hole! --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] isn't quite done with his current BASILISK HOE-DOWN YEHAWW, but he notices this and makes it his priority to make a swift leap at this one's neck. 8D --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has leapt towards it, swinging his whip down at the same time. Hopefully the momentum will CUT ITS HEAD OF YEY --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] ducks back down into the impact site; there's shattered glass here, but Gallia is used to shattered glass, what with her world and all. The Basilisk, denied its target, continues shooting forward past the hole - and Malhaut's whip cuts a vicious slice through its side, causing it to roar its displeasure, and half-collapse. On top of the impact site. Hopefully the hole's big enough to keep Gallia from getting squished? --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] lands atop of the BEAST NNGHH and aims to finish it off quickly. Gog has leveling-freaking helped a lot with this. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is a bit too focused on these enemies to check up on Gallia immediately. As he cleans up this basilisk, he also turns around to deal with the other on once he's finished up here. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is quiet, from her position - or perhaps she's just being overshadowed by the bellows of the Basilisk, who screams as it's hit from two directions at once. Underneath, she punches at its exposed underbelly - and on top, Malhaut's whip makes quick work of its neck. Beheaded, that's one less problem - but there are more to come. The second basilisk looms behind Malhaut, intent on striking while he's turning about! --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] can't take on everything at once, so of course he's just going to direct his MANGRIT at the enemy he targeted in the first place. eue --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] extends his whip to its full length and slashes at it with VIGOR NNGHH!!! --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is like a pretty ribbon dancer...only with a bladded thing. XD --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] leaps out of the hole just in time - there's the sound of shattering glass as her weight causes the final layer to collapse, forming a proper hole in the glass surface, Grist and glass tumbling down into an open stream of some unpleasant substance. A lich is intent on grabbing her attention with strikes from its long claws, and they rip down the arm she throws up to protect herself - but she isn't swayed, pushing forward to shove her fist into its jaw with a low hiss of anger. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] continues doing HIS THING as the lich is like FUCK YOU OUCH MY JAW as it's shoved back with FORCE. It makes another swift movement at her, aiming to rake at her face. 8D --
CER: * The basilisk rears back - iT's already been injured by This Troll, and The acquired knowledge is -painful-. Slipping down, iT aTTempTs To sTrike aT MalhauT from a low posiTion - using iTs backscales To proTecT iTself from MalhauT's Terrible whip, Though perhaps noT successfully...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] snarls, advancing forward to push the lich back further - the claws dig through her face, diagonally, and she ignores the pain to put the pressure on the Lich with strikes from first one fist, and then another. She seems to have forsaken defense for offense - or perhaps she's strong enough to take those hits. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is tossed a bit off course by "tripping" on the basilisk's head mid-lunge, but he still whips out at it with speed and precision, most likely making contact, just with less force than it should have. --
CNN: *The lich is BLOWN AWAY by these STRIIIKES NNGHH, getting the stuffing punched out of it. It still has some fight left in it though. Unsteady in its footing, it makes one last swipe at her, not aiming at any particular part of her body.*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] moves forward, blocking the claws with a raised arm - they slice through flesh, mixing new brown blood with old. She strikes once more, and only once - but this strike is fully intended to send it off of the glass platform, and down into the unfathomable below. --
CNN: *YAAAYYY the lich GOES DOOWWNN into the RIVER of FUUU-it dies. 8D*
CER: * The basilisk snarls, iTs skin flayed from flesh; molTen glass leaks from iT like blood as iT pushes iTs head forward, To Try and pin MalhauT down in a lasT-diTch aTTempT. The movemenT of iTs head exposes iTs sofT neck -
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is still in the air, so he can't really dodge this very well. He gets smacked down rather hard...as basilisk heads are pretty big, but he strikes again for its neck automatically as a reflex reaction. --
CER: * Slash. HoT glass pours from The wound as The Basilisk leTs ouT a keening deaTh-raTTle; iT explodes inTo GrisT momenTs before iT would have splaTTered MalhauT's face.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] leaps towards the remaining basilisk, with a wordless yell - its attention is on the lizard-slayer Malhaut, at least for the moment she needs to grab it by the tail and begin to hoist it up. -- --
CER: * The Basilisk hisses, turning to strike at Gallia with long, vicious fangs. With its tail firmly lodged between her arms, there's not much she can do -- aside from throw her weight to the side.
CER: * And, from below, through a haze of chemical fog, the ominous sound of breaking glass.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is having another "the wind is knocked out of me" moments, but he whips his head around to see these events unfolding. He rolls over some as he flicks his long whip-blade, wrapping it around the enemy's foreleg. He yanks on the whip with force. --
CER: * Yoink - the Basilisk is flexible and agile, but with its foreleg caught, it can't reach as far back as it needs to bite at Gallia. Instead, it writhes - with its whole body, twisting like a crocodile in the water, to fling both of its hangers-on away.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] digs her heels in with a 'whuff', teeth grit, as she pulls back. She's steady enough not to be thrown about, though the lashing of its tail-tip brings welts to her skin - not unlike Malhaut's whip. She takes first one step, then another, heavy, turning steps which the basilisk fights against. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] gets caught-up in this twisting motion, being dragged along with it. As he's flung into the air, he keeps a firm hold of his weapon's handle, then presses forward on a switch. Like a tape-measurer, the length of the blade shortens, which pulls him in closer to its body. Another rodeo anyone~? 8D --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] breathes out, heavily, as she sees Malhaut swing onto the basilisk. For the first time, she speaks, even as she fights to keep her grip: --
CER: geT ouff!
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] turns his head around quickly towards the source of the voice. Oh there's that Gallia perso-OH SHOOT BASKILISK KIND OF JUST SMACKED ME OFF ANYWAYS WITH ITS STUPID HEAD oh well --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] tumbles across the glass-ness after bouncing a few times...as much as you can bounce on such a brittle material. He gets back to a crouching position with some effort. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] snarls as she yells some formless warning, too late. Her divided attention costs her, as the basilisk manages to reach a claw back and rake down Gallia's leg, trapping her foot under its own. She growls out something to it, too quiet to hear over the sounds of claws on glass, and shifts her grip until she can reach an elbow down to her apron. She pushes up, to the side, and a vial rolls out onto the glass - a vial she stomps down on with her free foot. She pushes all her weight down on it, flinging the Basilisk sideways with all her might! --
CER: * There's an acidic smell and cracking glass, as Gallia throws her weight down on top of the Basilisk, to try and pin it there. Large fracture-cracks spiral out from underneath it, centred on the place where the vial broke!
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] stands up from where he is as watches closely, making sure he's ready to interfere and rush to action if needed. He kind of needs this moment to breathe anyways. --
CNN: *and watches]
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] can be seen to kick off one of her shoes quite violently, mid-struggle with the Basilisk. Somewhere, there, it seems to switch from trying to maim the persistent troll on top of it -- it begins to try and right itself in earnest, only concerned with getting -up-. The reason is soon revealed, as it begins to sink below the glassline - sink, and a half-second later, fall into a hole begun with acid. Gallia springs for safety, but a claw catches on her apron - --
CER: * - it tears through, several vials falling down, some smashing and eating through the glass, others remaining intact. Gallia screams, twisting to avoid the chemicals. She has no safe haven, and falls along with the Basilisk!
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] tenses as he both sees and hears this unfolding in front of him. With what energy he's got left in him, Malhaut makes a mad-dash for the hole, then kicks off into the air with his own boots. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] makes a dive into the hole, trying his best to catch-up with the falling troll and her prey. He thinks swiftly, figuring he might be able to sever the creature's clawed foot from its body. He attempts to get close enough to wrap the blade around its "wrist"... --
CER: * When something which is moving meets something which is still, many things may happen - but when the still object is a blade, the options are limited. There's a sickening crack-shlick as the whip cuts through the glass Basilisk's skin into its soft insides, separating it from its body with one simple slice. The claws, caught up with Gallia's apron, no longer tie her to the basilisk - but she's still falling, and it seems she's punched her gloves into its belly to keep herself on top of it as it falls. She's forgotten about her boots - she intends to just let the lizard land first.
CER: * But it's a very, very long way down, and it looks like there's a constant stream of something wicked on the way...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] WISHES TO FOOK that his BOOTS had more THRUST. It's not like he can actually carry anything that hea-HOLY SHIZZ RIVER OF FDLKFJSDKL he recalls almost falling into one. That WOULD NOT have been good. D8 --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] rockets on down thar and...wow this is kind of weird/awkward. He basically blind-sides her, but latches on instead of just head-butting her like an ass. He hopes that he can slow their decent, as well as fling themselves to the side enough that they fall towards the land, and not the river of FFFF --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] looks down, finally realising the situation she's in. She straightens up as well as she can - still leaning forward, to try and keep steady, and -- --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] doesn't have a chance to finish what she was going to do, because suddenly, there's something latched onto her side. Gallia twists, fist drawing back, and strikes at the threat! -- mind you, the threat is - --
CER: whaT-?!
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is PAWNCHED OFF OF HER OH GOG THAT'S GOTTA' HURT X"'D --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] got it RAIGHT IN TEH JAW OH YOU GET 200 POINTS --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] tone is surprised, and she grabs at him as soon as she realises that was a -troll-, not an underling trying to attack her. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] feels STUPID that now he's the one being held onto <X'D --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] hisses a curse to himself under his breath. GOG does he hope that didn't mess up their sideways momentum TOO much! D8 --
CER: * The two of them fall down, past the open acid - a stream which pours out from a suspended vial high above into a beaker far below. Nearby, the glass twists and curls around itself in some complicated fashion -- but it's the nearest object, so Gallia reaches out with a hand to grab onto it!
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is thankful for the thrust of his boots, which are still on. They probably help take of lots of the work-load of hanging on for Gallia. XD --
CNN: *take off]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] takes a free arm and swings it up and over this same ledge. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] seems to finally remember her boots - the thrust turns on once more, and that, along with Malhaut's boots, is enough for her to hoist them onto the tubes. This surface is not nearly as broad, and far more slippery, but Gallia seems used to it. Instead of worrying, she apologises: --
CER: ouh nou ouh nou I am sou SOURRY! I didn'T realise you were - I ThoughT you were - fourgive me!
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] coughs once or twice, then spits a tooth over the side. He kind of, well...just looks surprised and kind of perplexed as he sits there on his hands and knees. --
CER: I'm sou sou sourry I didn'T mean, I didn'T knouw ThaT, I didn'T Think -
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's speech is very winded --
CNN: ...Is it...a /bad/ zing zat I voould have called zat...hook impressive?...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] rises somewhat shakily. --
CER: I'm sou sou SOURRY, I... um...
CER: I'm sourry... I doun'T knouw whou you are..?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] eventually looks over at Gallia from his standing position. He looks her over for a few moments before realizing...yep. Her blood matched the text perfectly, same with her accent. --
CER: you... um...
CER: I... I doun'T... you're...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] remains flat for a few moments before chuckling, very much worn-out. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] shakes her head, vigorously. --
CER: I'm sou SOURRY!
CNN: I am surprised...zat joou did noot perhaps recoognize me...by my...heh...hoorrible accent.
CER: I - I - I didn'T - MalhauT -
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] winces, there, perhaps unrelated to her injuries, and her voice goes lower. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] just can't help but keep smiling in that "oh geeze this is awkward/wow I'm in pain/she's way to nice to me 8D" --
CER: ... fourgive me four hurTing you, sir. you surprised me in baTTle.
CNN: It is fine...Zat soort oof zing...is boound too happen.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] probably looks like crap, as from a previous day's, erm, fun time, his clothes are pretty ripped-up and blood stained. Oh yeah. That's hot stuff thar. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is more tired than hurt though. Yey. eue --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is busy looking -down-, really, not at Malhaut. She pulls herself up to a standing position, favouring her left leg, and revealing the wu-sign on her shirt. --
CER: I am here as requesTed. I knouw This place well, sir.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] /does/ notice the symbol on her shirt and wonder...Why does it look kind of familiar to him?....Well, he could care less at the moment. He'll think about it harder at a later time when he has the energy. XD --
CNN: Alright....joour help is greatly appreciated...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] straightens himself out a bit, trying to hide as much of his fatigue as he can. --
CNN: ...and it is a pleasure too meet joou... in persoon.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] seems to have some sort of aversion to looking at Malhaut directly; her gaze is fixed somewhere to the right of his shoulder, and she nods, quietly. --
CER: undersTooud, sir.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods slowly in response. His line of sight also drifts downards, but to her boob-I MEAN BOOTS. --
CER: ... ouh, yes.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] looks down at her torn-through alchemic apron, and sighs. She takes a couple of steps back before she very -carefully- unties it, and very -carefully- transfers it to one hand, before she very -carefully- drops it downwards. It hits the side of a beaker, and the chemicals finally react - causing a small explosion, which nonetheless would have been terrible if she was still wearing it. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] wasn't really focusing on tha-WHOAH EXPLODING APRON WTF --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] blinks a few times. Why in HELL was she wearing a potentially...Oi vay. Nevermind. --
CNN: ...Vell...it alsoo seems zat joou are missing a roocket boot...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] looks a little paler when she sees exactly what might have happened, suggesting she didn't -know-. Regardless, the expression is brief, and segues back into her practiced neutrality as she straightens up - only to glance down again. --
CER: ... ouh. yes. iT was necessary Tou abandon iT befoure The acid aTe Through The soules.
CNN: I see...Zat is reasoonable.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sighs quietly, then cracks a few joints. So stiff, man. --
CNN: It seems zat zis treck must coontinue oon foot zen...
CER: undersTooud. I apoulougise four my incoumpeTence, sir.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] captchalogues her remaining rocket boot, replacing them with her usual maid shoes by brushing the glass from her pants. She continues on to take her normal grey apron, and ties it around her waist. --
CNN: Noo, it is noot incoompetence...Doo noot beat joourself up too such a degree.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] winces. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks skywards at the long, twisting piece of FFF glass they're on. He almost loses balance for a moment just doing that, but catches himself quickly. --
CNN: ...Ve have quite a climb ahead oof us, it seems...
CER: undersTooud, sir. ... keep a TighT grip. The glass will nouT shaTTer unless you are excessively sTroung, and iT can be Treacherously slippery.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] shakes her head and begins doing just that. It's a long process, but not especially involved, once the proper way to climb is figured out. Gallia stays on the outskirts of the mass of tubes, rather than possibly be trapped inside. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] could /actually/ just use his boots...but he really doesn't trust himself with flying around right now. Being dizzy while flying is like drunk driving. Not a good idea. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] follows a similar path to her, knowing that she's probably got the best idea of where to go in this place. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] tries not to be obvious with the amount of glancing down to Malhaut she's doing - but even if she were subtle, he's a professional at this sort of thing. She's obvious. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] passively notices her shenanigans...Perhaps she's just being cautious, making sure he doesn't fall. Either that, or she's just being weird. Who knows? --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] doesn't have the spunk to focus on anything but not dying. 8D --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] almost looks as if she wants to say something, a few times -- but she doesn't open her mouth. She takes the easiest path, more for Malhaut's sake than her own -- and finally, the highest point of the tube-twist is revealed to be close to a glass platform. Easy to fly onto -- perhaps possible to jump onto? From the way Gallia is crouching, it looks as if she's going to try the latter... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] eventually catches-up with his guide. Is she really planning on?....He'll watch her close in case something goes awry. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] seems to have an excellent sense of balance - the tube she's currently standing on is hardly larger than the span of her feet. It's soon revealed that she -is- planning on doing -exactly that- -- springing up with powerful legs, and rolling as she hits the glass to help absorb the fall. The jump seemed a little -off-, a little too favouring of her left side, even though it was successful. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is contented by the fact that Gallia is able to do her jumping thang without too much trouble...although her leg-favoring has been nagging at him for a little while. He'll pay attention to it, just in case. --
CER: ... This is The easiesT paTh, sir.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] hoists himself up, then does a quick jump, using his boots to give him some extra OOMPH. He lands, then goes about walking. --
CNN: Alright....I vill make sure too remember zat...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] pulls herself up, and walks along. She -still- isn't looking directly at Malhaut. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] follows as he had before. Somehow, this detached sort of...silence, and lack of eye-contact feels awkward to him. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] puts this out of his head as best as he can. He's got to focus on looking out for more enemies anyhow. .u. --
CER: ... sir, whaT is Nibzan's appearance? I have nouT meT him. I musT know whaT Tou loouk four.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] takes a moment or two to respond. He's kind of catching his breath, but as quietly as possible. --
CNN: ...Nibzan...is oof a soomevhat shoort height...but noot too shoort. He alsoo has glasses, and very puffed-oout hair.
CNN: His blood and shirt symbool are alsoo jelloov-green.
CER: I undersTand, sir.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods to himself as he walks on --
CNN: Lastly...his hoorns are tightly curled against his face...as if it is framed...
CER: undersTooud.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] quietly walks on, taking paths which are easier over those which are more difficult. She's looking out, for this unknown troll - and, stilll, not at Malhaut. Imps can be seen, but they seem to recognise Gallia, and keep their distance. Perhaps she's made an impression on the glass underlings. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] will be bringing up the rear for most of their little hike through this place. He's mainly watching for the big baddies. They seem to like attacking him for some reason...Stupidness. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] 's shoulders seem stiff, under her shawl, as if she's tensed for something unknown. In the distance, and below: a low, growling sound, and shattering glass. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's breathing will also steady some. He's not nearly as winded as before...but he's planning on EPIC CRASHING as soon as he gets to Agatha's world. EPIC. FREAKING. CRASHING. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's head turns as soon as he heard the growl...but he doesn't turn at the sound of shattering glass. It had been on their right. --
CER: ... iT's oukay.
CER: sou loung as we keep mouving, iT woun'T caTch up Tou us.
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] speaks in a decidedly neutral tone. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods slowly...then keeps on walking, but he's already on his toes, getting those sexy-bad vibes, man. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] keeps walking, quietly. At least until... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] also starts mulling over his now half-swollen face and missing tooth. Girl's a hard-hitter. XD --
CER: ... I should apoulougise, sir.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] sounds entirely contrite, but quite neutral despite it. Professional. --
CNN: Ooi...Zere is noozing too appooloogize foor...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks about as he speaks, seriously just feeling SLFNESLFKES not so comfy and safe --
CNN: ...It coould have happened too anjoone.
CER: nou, sir.
CER: ... nouT ThaT. IT has been broughT Tou my aTTenTioun ThaT my dealings wiTh you have been perhaps Toou persounal. iT is enTirely inapproupriaTe, and I apoulougise four my presumpTuousness.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] slows down, basically to a stop, then blinks a few times. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] frowns slightly --
CNN: ..I doo noot see vhat voould make joou zink zat...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] keeps walking, but only for a few steps before she hears that Malhaut has stopped. Similarly, she stops, though she doesn't look back. --
CER: ... Pallida, sir. deTesTful she may be, buT her insighT is undeniable. I have been Toou pushy wiTh my aid, and four The wroung reasouns. I apoulougise.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is mildy confused...yet at the same time, he isn't. Her messages to him seemed honest and sincere, and fairly open too. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ...takes a mental guess at what "the wrong reasons" may be...but keeps those thoughts to himself. --
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] walks forward towards her, then stops beside her. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] head is lowered, and her hands are clenched in front of her, at apron-level. She seems to be struggling to keep her neutral expression, looking down and ahead. --
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] senses how tense she is. This tention is seriously suffocating to him, so... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] places his right hand on her shoulder gently, leaving it in place as he speaks. --
CNN: ...I am sure zat zere is still noozing too appooloogize foor...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] tenses up even -further- when she feels his hand, though there's something else - a light flush of her cheeks, a blush she struggles and soon succeeds in defeating with her neutrality. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] takes another mental note. Yep. Suspicions confirmed. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] removes his hand from her shoulder, deciding that it's not doing either of them any good just leaving it there for a million years. He walks a bit ahead of her, and continues to look forward. --
CER: ... iT's sTill wroung, sir. she said I was aTTempTing Tou Take favour. iT's inapproupriaTe in This siTuaTioun.
CER: I didn'T...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] continues to speak as he stands ahead of her --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] trails off into silence. --
CNN: ...Ve all have oour oovn mootives...Zey are noot all vroong, Gallia. I hoonestly doo noot see vai joour oovn voould be harmful in nature.
CER: ... iT's presumpTuous, sir. soumeoune ouf my sTaTioun should nouT...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] puts a hand up as if saying "stop" --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] winces, but of course, she stops. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] brings the hand back down, then sighs quietly, remaining silent for a few moments before continuing. --
CNN: ...Joou are alvays too ready too blame joourself.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] turns around to face her --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] face shows obvious conflict - between sadness and self-chastisement, contritement and the everpresent urge to keep neutral face. She nods, quietly. --
CNN: Joou must be able too judge vhat is right and vhat is vroong foor joourself, vizoout alvays taking vhat oozers have toold joou intoo accoount.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] gets a little closer, but not CREEPY-CLOSE or anything like that. D8 --
CNN: I did noot say I voould take joou under my ving foor noo reasoon...
CNN: ...joou vill learn too stand oon joour oovn in zoose regards in time.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] nods, again; shame, too, enters the conflicting brawl of emotions on her face. She opens her mouth, but just for a moment, before she catches herself and closes it again. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] quietly regards her, feeling pity for her seemingly pitiful emotional state --
CNN: Alsoo...vhat I have said in past coonversatioons viz joou still hoolds true...Joou are allooved too ask questioons, and speak joour mind. Doo noot foorget zis.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] makes sure not to stare at her like a creeper. That'd probably make her uncomfortable anyways. XD --
CER: ... undersTooud, sir.
CNN: Very good zen...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] steps to the side a bit, then gestures with an arm for her to go on ahead when she's ready. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] pauses, for a moment. --
CER: I... was Toou happy Tou be ouf use Tou you. I doun'T knouw why, buT I... I couldn'T deny iT wasn'T proufessiounal, sir. please accepT my apoulougies...
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] cracks a very small smile. It's slightly melancholy. --
CNN: ...Joou vere ze oone vhoo had toold me zat a bit oof fun vas good oonce and avhile, and coould noot hurt.
CNN: Besides...zoose "noon-proofessioonal" mooments...doo tend too be helpful oon ooccassioon...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] actually thinks they're helpful on ALL occassions. Stress relief FTW. --
CER: ... you are my superiour, sir. iT... I shouldn'T...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] waits quietly for her to continue on. He's not going to cut in on what she might say.. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is quiet for a hanging, awkward moment, but proceeds when it's clear Malhaut is waiting: --
CER: ... I shouldn'T presume Tou Take care ouf your inTeresTs, sir, nour Tou be sou pushy wiTh my assisTance, our... our presume I may acT sou casually wiTh you.
CER: iT... iT isn'T... proupour.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] can be heard to mispronounced the word audibly, falling into her accent even on an 'e'. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is honestly starting to feel really bad for her inside. Gog what a sorry case. --
CER: a-...anyway... I've sToupped The search wiTh This nounsense. sourry, sir. leT's gou oun.
CNN: ...Alright zen...Let us prooceed.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] steps forward, slowly, and keeps her eyes on the glass furthest from Malhaut. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks about as he tends to do before moving in behind her, bringing-up the rear. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is silent, for a while, as they walk; the growling and glass-shattering sounds continue, but the imps continue to shy away. As she ducks under the viewing-port of a microscope, and finds still no Nibzan, she airs a question: --
CER: ... why did you dou iT? ... Take oun a rusTbloouded servanT?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] frowns to himself --
CNN: I have never coonsidered joou a servant, Gallia. Oonly a useful member oof my crev, and simply anoozer trooll befoore zat.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is still kind of unnerved by the growling shizz too. D8 --
CER: buT ThaT is whaT I am, sir.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sighs to himself inaudibly as he looks behind a...something. Just pick an object of your choice. --
CNN: Have I expressly toold joou zat joou are my servant?...
CER: ... nou, sir.
CNN: Zen joou are noot my servant. Simple as zat.
CER: buT I...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] stops looking behind that, whatever it was and starts investigating another spot. --
CER: wh..whaT am I, Then?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sounds very matter-of-fact as he speaks --
CNN: As I had said, a useful member oof my crev. Zat is all, really.
CNN: Noot too mentioon a coonfedant.
CER: I... I doun'T knouw if I can live up Tou ThaT...
CNN: *confidant
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] speaks quietly, trailing off as she looks under things -- as if Nibzan wouldn't have heard them and called out. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] starts getting internally frustrated. Damn is this nut hard t-LSDFKNSLDK --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] hops back in surprise as a small jet of, erm, who-knows-what decides to shoot out of the glass. He's unhurt, just a bit wigged-out. XD --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] head turns that way, sharply - but she relaxes when she realises. --
CER: ... iT's oukay, sir.
CER: unexpecTed Things happen here all The Time.
CNN: Ooi vay...It voould seem soo...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] calms down after a few seconds, then moves on with his poking and prying...being a bit more careful to look out for RANDOM STUFF like that. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] moves forward, looking -up- as well as down. She's well aware that her land is in violation of the horizontal plane. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] speaks up again, though later, after they've ascended a few of those huge glass slides. A huge fountain of off-blue liquid is here, bubbling quietly in response to an unseen flame. (Nibzan isn't behind that, either. Gallia looked.) --
CER: ... um... Thank you four valuing me.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is probably half-dead in a non-literal sense from all the waaalking and fiiiighting from before. Stuff like that starts wearing you down after days of it, man. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's voice is getting to be a little breathless again; He can't help it. 8D --
CNN: Joour velcoome...My valuing oof joou is vell deserved...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] frowns, then, in concern which is quickly shoo'd away by her insistance on the neutral expression. --
CER: dou you need Tou resT, sir?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] takes a moment or two to respond --
CNN: It is fine...I vill manage until ve loocate Nibzan...oor at least until a suitable loocatioon is foound...
CER: ... oukay.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] indulges in concern a little longer, though the expression soon flees from her face. She looks as if she might have protested, given his appearance, but the sound of smashing glass seems to have spurred her onwards. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] leads the way up another comparatively easy path; there are jumps with nothing but air for those who fall, but they're relatively easy to make. (Especially with rocket boots.) Still, the sound of low growling, and smashing - they both seem to be getting much closer. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] continues on with his extreme MANGRIT, making those jumps, walking, searching, doing crap. The sounds are also worrisome to him...How he wishes his hearing wasn't shot in one ear so he could be a better judge of how close this thing was. XC --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] can eventually be seen to turn, a frown on her face. She looks at Malhaut, in his condition - although she doesn't show pity on her face until she thinks he isn't looking. --
CER: ... you should gou oun, sir. Nibzan will likely be in nou coundiTioun Tou hurry.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] seems mildy unsettled by this random statement. --
CER: we're nouT mouving fasT enough. sourry, buT iT's The besT way Tou dou This.
CNN: ...I doo hoope joour reasooning is soound oon zis...
CER: I can explain.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] would object, BUT that'd reveal his INTERNAL MOTIVE --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is figuring that his limit's just about been reached. He knows when he's had enough...he just doesn't know when to quit. XD --
CER: soumeThing has been foullouwing us since I found you. iT advances slouwly due Tou The naTure ouf This land, buT iTs persisTence woun'T falTer. you are slouwing douwn, sir, and Nibzan may nouT even be counscious if we find him.
CER: iT will be easier four me Tou dispaTch This aloune, sir.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] falls silent for a brief period. --
CER: ... I apoulougise four calling aTTenTioun Tou your faTigue. I would avouid iT if iT were advisable.
CNN: ...It is alright...but make sure joou are dooing zis because oof vhat joou have said oonly....Doo noot make joourself a matyr.
CER: I dou nouT inTend Tou be injured, sir.
CER: ... and I...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] finishes that sentence - but it's too low to hear. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is frustrated by this. DX --
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] frowns, and glances away, silently cursing herself. --
CER: nevermind.
CNN: ...Alright zen...Just be careful.
CER: undersTooud. I - I mean - I will.
CNN: But...doo noot hesitate too coontact me if zere is too be an issue.
CNN: "Fatigued" oor noot, I cannoot leave my charge behind too be maimed.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] reaches down to her apron - pauses, and mutters something under her breath, when she realises it's her regular one, and her vials were earlier destroyed. She shakes her head, folding her hands in front of her to mask the action, and bows at the waist. (It hides the light blush which came in response to his last words.) --
CER: I-I'll be oukay. doun'T wourry, sir. I louve douing This.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] finds himself cocking a brow slightly to this...but puts his train of thought to the side, then continues on, but...he's not really planning on going anywher. --
CNN: *anywhere]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] hold a hand up as a slient "farewell" as he walks away. He'll be out of sight soon enough. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] responds to the hand by raising one of her own, the blush fully apparent on her face now his back is turned. She's at least chosen a good place for spies -- there are several nooks and crannies here, empty vials and racks to keep them in. --

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Then, it turns out that a giclops was following them, so Gallia hangs back to take care of it alone. This goes about as well as one would expect... but the girl just refused to give up. You'd almost get the feeling she was deliberately pushing herself, but the truth is, she was afraid she'd die if she let herself pass out properly.

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-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] takes a deep breath and shakes her head, mentally steeling herself - she -knows- she's just elected to take on such a difficult battle alone, but she's also noticed Malhaut's condition - and for some reason, she doesn't want him to get hurt. Despite his insistence, he's still her superior, right? She can be seen to do something with her huskshawl, as she pulls one of those racks over to the edge of the glass slide - the one with the most vials inside it. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] breathes deeply with exertion as she does it - the rack is larger than she is, and she almost doesn't have the strength to move it, but she's a stout little lady. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] looks around - sadly, there are no chemicals nearby. In frustration, she instead finally seats herself down to address the problem of her leg - something which, it's revealed, is a foul-looking slash from the Basilisk's claw. Her lips visibly part in a snarl as she reaches a hand up to swat at her shawl, and then reaches down to brush the dried blood away. She takes up a brown-coloured apron, and ties it sharply around the leg, bracing it with tight knots. This done, she picks herself up, and retrieves her gloves by shaking glass from her hair. The only thing she can do now is wait for the foe to reveal itself... --
CNN: *HERE COMES THE GREEN GIANT no I'm not that stupid.*
CNN: *Greenbeans have no place in this*
CNN: *No. What is coming is something that SUCKS. A freaking giclops is on its way of the snakey variety...With loud, sharp crushing noises it steps, moving along the planet's glass surfaces with a menacing air ot it.*
CNN: *to*]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has gotten far enough away by now that he's going about securing a proper hiding place for OBSERVATION --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] takes a deep breath as she sees it come into view; there's apprehension there, because she -knows- where the snake prototype came from. She steadies herself, and moves behind the rack of vials, waiting for the moment when the giclops will have to climb vertically upwards - she fully intends to push this entire giant thing into the foe. --
CNN: *Soon, the nearby ground shakes...vials and beakers clatter about. Big-daddy giclops has arrived.*
CNN: *The BEAST allows is giant-ass eye to scan the area. Slowly...deliberately...it falls upon the little troll, standing atop its perch...It's a dead mother-fucker.*
CNN: *THE GICLOPS starts CLIMBING DAT BEETCH OF A GLASS-THANG*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] takes a breath, and puts her shoulder to the rack. It's already at the edge, so all it takes is a few steps - but those steps take real -effort-, such that she almost stumbles when the rack tips and begins to fall. Down the rack goes, giant vials falling out and scattering to the will of gravity! --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has since secured a cozy little spot to spectate from. He watches with apprehension...but at the same time, curiosity. Now he's /really/ going to see her in action. Will she be able to make the cut, even while injured like she is? --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] begins to go downwards after it - but -climbing-, not falling. She fully intends to leap onto its head while it's distracted by her gambit and deliver a few decisive blows. --
CNN: *As it's pelted by these sizable beakers from above, the giclops bellows in frustration.*
CNN: *It swipes one of its giant hands at the top portion of the glass structure it's standing on, BREAKING IT EPICALLY, shards of glass scattering about like DEATH SHRAPNEL~!*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] flattens herself against the side of the glass as shards fly past, her lips curling upwards. She leaps as soon as the fist has swept down, angling to grab onto its shoulder and give herself leverage to slam her fist into its eye! --
CNN: *The giclops swats about, mostly trying to thwack her away like an annoying as FFFk fly. Some of the largest glass shards stick into it, but its health is barely deminished by that*
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] just keeeeeps on watching... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] stumbles as she grabs onto its shoulder -- there'll be no eye-punching going on just -yet-, not while she has to fight to hold on. Instead, she draws a fist back, driving it into the place where its shoulder and neck meet, again and again! --
CNN: *It roars with EXTREME LOUDNESS and VIGOR, very much DISPLEASED by this PUNCHING that you speak of*
CNN: *The behemoth twists is head around in her direction, which could potentially crush her hand, bludgeon her, or make her MOVE THE FUCK OFF BOI*
CNN: *Crush her hand between its jaw and the hollow of its shoulder and neck, I mean. XD]
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] uses her legs for grip as she punches - but then it turns its head, and Gallia's mouth parts in something which can be heard to the giclops as a raucaus laugh, and which can be seen to Malhaut as a wide, toothy grin. She does pull back, yes - but only to spring up a second later, swiping her hoofshoe-enforced gloves at its eye! --
CNN: *GOoD IT DOoESN'T LIKE ZAT. GICLOoPS BE NOo HAPPY. It rooars again, falling back froom vhere it had been climbing. Ze presumably glass flooring makes an aveful cracking nooise...but perhaps it's zicker glass. Just barely zick enoough too keep it froom alloov its paylooad too plummet.*
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is a little, erm...maybe disturbed by the grinning? Oh well. This is turning out to be interesting. o3o --
CNN: *It GRABS at its FACE like SLFNELKFELS*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] leaps away, trying to avoid being caught by its hands. She hits the glass hard, but groans and picks herself up anyway - and she gets to test her ability to -run-, barely making it out of the Giclops's shadow before it impacts with the ground. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] can be seen to be breathing deeply, now - and no longer grinning so creepily. She turns about to strike her fists at the weak glass at the Giclops's shoulder - striking at the ground below it, rather than the beast itself. Does anything give the impression that she's used this tactic before? Never. --
CNN: *The giclops rolls over in her directi-HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE A WALL OF FLESH-LOG RUN LITTLE MAID RUN!!! D8*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] hisses, teeth bared, and stumbles back. She seems to decide that running is a bad option, however - because instead, she springs -up-, climbing hand-over-hand up the glass foe and hoping that its mass will prevent it from flicking her off too quickly. (Tellingly, on impact with the giclops's skin, her left leg gave out a little...) --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is still watching intently. Is this going to start going downhill?...He restrains his internal urge to assist with this fight. He tells himself to wait until it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY --
CNN: *THE ROOOOOOOOOLLLLLlling continues. That's all it's really doing. Rolling around trying to crush her under its own weight. 8D*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] seems to have gotten caught in a rather humorous sitaution: she's trying to keep on top of the giclops, and the giclops is trying to get her underneath it. She's rather occupied with the task, given the difficulty of holding on to something which actively doesn't want her there. But she has an idea, moving down towards its midsection, slowly, and with much scrambling involved... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] slams her fist down through its skin when she reaches its trunk - right where it would usually twist itself to roll. --
CER: (( -Tries- To do ThaT, aT leasT. ))
CNN: *The giclops bellows at an ear-shattering volume, stops, then reaches out TO GRAB HER as glass crap OOZES out of its MIDSECTION. Think of its movement being like a crunch. 8D
CNN: *
CNN: *By the by, its health is probably...oh...maybe...three quarters of the way gone?*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] drove her fist quite far into its side, there - it means that she has no possible hope of -dodging the hand. She pulls it out, bracing with her right leg, and turns to see the hand grasping down. Without any recourse, she bares her teeth and swings her fist into the palm of its hand! --
CNN: *WEEELLLL sorry, Gallia. When a hand its PAWNCHED, it, well....normally closes, and in this case it closes WITH THE FORCE OF GIANT GLASS SAUSAGES OH FUCK NO*
CNN: *when a hand /is/ PAWNCHED.]
CNN: *The giclops is all like...FUCK YYYOOOOUUUUU and swings its half-broken fist about...presumably with Gallia's fist/ENTIER ARM still held onto. D8*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] hisses, slamming her elbow back and fist forward, towards one of its fingers. She's hoping to at least create enough space to not be crushed to death, in wake of her dubious decision. --
CNN: *It lets go...but oooohhhh Gog this is going to SUCK. Gallia's gonna' be FLUNG AT HIGH-SPEEDS INTO WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHERE OH YEAH BBY*
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] braces himself for what's probably going to be an episode of "FUCK THAT'S GOTTA' HURT" pity. D8 --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] goes flying! There's the sound of glass shattering a short ways away - she's lucked out in not being thrown too far, and also in not being thrown through the glass into the empty beyond, but.... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] staggers upwards with a clear limp, now. In her right hand is a long shard of glass - one which was probably uprooted by her own impact - and staggers towards the giclops. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is smiling something awful. She... really shouldn't be up right now. That impact was hard, and fast, and shredded at her skin. --
CNN: *The giant enemy attempts to rise, but it stumbles about. That leaking fissure in its middle isn't helping its mobility any.
CNN: *But, with what it does have, it stumbles on over to her in an effort to at least attack by falling on her when its time is up*
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is starting to get a biiiit more worried than before. He creeps into a slightly closer hidey-hole... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] lifts her hand up, and gestures at it, in a come-hither gesture with her entire hand. At the same time, she steps back, leaning heavily to her right. Back, and back, and back - right to the edge of the slide. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] can be heard, though distantly, to spit out words at the giclops: "...oume oun, nooukripper! COUME OOOOUN! Take all you mouTherfuckers oun..." --
CNN: *And hhheeerrreee comes big-daddy giclops in its final moments OF GLORY. It lets out one last, monsterous, gutteral cry before LUNGING AT HER With its FULL SELF, mouth OPEN as if to possibly EAT HER OMNOMNOM
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is getting PREPPED to FLAI if NEEDED NNGHH!! --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] bellows in reply, thrusting both the glass-shard and the fist holding it into the Giclops's throat and up through its upper mouth. This has the terrible side effect of, well... technically being eaten. She's placing her entire bet on the 'clops being almost dead -- if it doesn't fall into Grist now, she's pretty screwed. But she was screwed either way... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] can be content in knowing that even if it isn't... at least its fall will keep it further away from the captain. --
CNN: *Well, it's kind of being impaled through an area that's at least very, VERY close to the braincase, if not in it, so...yep. Dead-time for it. Grist goes WWHEEEeeeeEEE~!!*
CNN: *Not before she gets a lovely view of the inside of its mouth though. XD*
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] staggers forward. One step. Two. Flump. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] sinks to her knees, breathing heavily... and losing blood rather heavily, too. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is relieved the fight is over...and a new bit of respect is added to his personal image of her. He leaves his own hiding place, and hovers down nearby Gallia. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] approaches slowly...Gog. She's bleeding all over the place. FFFF... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] still looks quite self-satisfied, as she pulls her apron away from her. She begins to tear at it with both teeth and fists, tearing it into strips to bind the wounds on her arms - luckily, her thick battle-gloves protected her fingers, so the only thing she has to muster is the strength required. ... it's a lot to muster, but she's determined to bind them up. Determined enough that, well, she doesn't notice Malhaut at -all-. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is now standing only a foot or two behind her, regarding her actions silently. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] breath comes in rasping, deep and hungry. She can't make the agile movements required to tie off the cloth-strips, so she just presses her arm against her side and tries to move on to the next. With reduced movement in one arm, it's even more difficult. There's a bitter smile on her face. --
CER: 's'leasT he's oukay.
CER: jusT... Take a sec here... caTch my breaTh...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] continues to watch without a word spoken...Man, what she's muttering about hit him right there. --
CER: ...'s'oukay...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is wracked by coughing, twisting into herself as the internal damage protests, finally making itself known in a more visible way than pain. --
CER: ha ha.
CER: ha ha ha ha.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] spits out the laughter with a bitter resolve, muscles tensed. --
CER: nouT yeT. nouT... yeT.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] forms a deep frown on his face, which is pretty uncharacteristic of him...He steps forward again, so he's basically looming right over her...but still keeps his lips sealed. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] breathes out sharply, and returns to trying to bind her arms. Uncovered, they did bear the brunt of the glass... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks over the damage done to her as he stands overhead....A look of pity crosses his face, whether he wants it to or not. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] works single-mindedly, muttering to herself as if it's the only thing keeping her conscious. It just might be. She'd be easy prey, here; she doesn't even see Malhaut. --
CER: nouT here. nouT nouw. nou... nou. ha ha... nou... I woun'T...
CNN: ...
CER: you soume sourda... liar, Gallia?... ha!
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] laughs, though the sharp sound descends to coughing, and she's immobilised. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is getting a bit torn-up inside watching this somehow, but...he'd like to at least let her finish wrapping herself up before doing any-... --
CNN: ...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] draws sharp breath through her teeth, as her eyes finally, finally focus on the shadow cast by Malhaut. --
CER: ... fuck iT.
CER: Tried.
CER: may's well -
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] tries to pull herself up, and stumbles to the left, catching herself on her right leg. Gloves are taken from her strife deck, as she looks up to face her foe - probably a lich, from the shadow - --
CER: - ouh.
CER: shiT.
CER: sourry, sir.
CER: fucked up.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] remains silent for a moment or two more --
CNN: ...
CNN: ...You did well...You did no such thing...
CER: gounna... coullapse nouw... s'ThaT's oukay...
CNN: * ...Joou did vell...Joou did noo such zing...
CNN: ...Jes...I believe joou deserve too...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] gets ready to catch her from tumbling over like a goober if she ends up doing so. XD --
CER: ... Th'n...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] slumps forward towards the ground, as if permission were all she needed - or as if she'd stopped holding all that hurt back. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] kneels down next to Gallia before sighing deeply to himself. What a day it'd been...He opens up his Trollian, but finds himself rather frustrated when he sees that Agatha isn't online... --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] reaches up, to put a hand on Malhaut's messaging hand. She leaves brown blood where she touches him. --
CER: ...s'oukay. doun'T panic.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks down at her, and the concern that's on his face shows through just enough for the untrained-eye to see. --
CER: jus' gounna... Take a few... Tou resT, 'n I'll be back up.
CER: said I'd be oukay, n'nouT a liar.
CER: fuckin'... bad aT iT.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] smiles ever so slightly at that remark before taking care of SRS BSNS --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] , seeing that there's no calling help for now, decides that he's going to have to take matters into his own hands. Malhaut re-checks her own bandaging work, then donates a couple of pieces of his own coat to anything major looking. --
CNN: Jes...Joou vill need much rest...Foocus oon zat foor noov.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] already used up all of his own stored bandaging on himself. XD --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] bandages are no doubt terrible - but she really should have been unconscious rather than doing any sort of bandaging at all, so perhaps it speaks to her benefit. There are deep gashes on her face, though she'd thrown a hand up to protect her eyes, thankfully. The rest of her body survived the glass reasonably well - her clothing provided some protection, though not enough to save her completely. --
CER: sourry... ha... s'ppoused Tou be loouking four The guy. gouT you... wrapped up in This... ha.
CER: s'wouldn'...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] bites his inner lip gently as he continues making the final touches on patching her up. It's not a beautiful job, but for what they have to work with, it's not half bad... --
CER: ... woulda kepT aT iT... s'Thing's pissed aT me... heh. s'my business, jusT Toou bad...
CER: couldn' keep runnin'.
CER: s'beTTer oune'n Three.
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] gaze is unfocused, even as she tries to look up to Malhaut. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] frowns... --
CNN: ...Joou are in desperate need oof rest, Gallia...Save joour energy.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] smiles, nudging her head back and forth in something which is almost too gingerly to be called a headshake. --
CER: y'Toou nice Tou me.
CER: ... makes me feel beTTer, Thou'.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] finds it very troublesome for her to speak like this, let alone keep rambling. It's probably the blood-loss...but the last thing she says makes a sort of concerned, but also sentimental expression cross his face. --
CNN: ...I am glad it dooes...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] gently forces her over while holding his hand on her opposite side. He's trying to get her to lie down. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] concedes to lying down, though when she's halfway there, she stiffens up and her breath comes shallow. She doesn't complain, not audibly, but -something- must have hurt. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] stops for a moment...but finishes getting her onto the ground and off of her knees. He hopes she'll be more comfortable this way. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] smiles, shakily. --
CER: sourry...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] 's fin-ears actually droop a bit. --
CNN: Doo noot appooloogize...Joou have doone noo vroong.
CER: I've made... Trouble four you, MalhauT.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] smiles bitterly --
CNN: Ooi...vhat has noot already, Gallia?...
CNN: ...It is noo issue anyhoov...
CER: gounna have... Twou boudies Tou drag back s'if I doun'T geT beTTer... ha.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] falls slient for a moment --
CER: c'n be sourry four ThaT. y'coun'... coun'T sToup me... ain'T my masTer, s'jousT as you said...
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] smiles, in a gesture which might have been reassuring, if it wasn't on her battered face, and lifts a hand up towards him. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] doesn't quite know what to do with this hand. D8 --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ...extends his own and...takes hers? Is this what he should be doing?? D8? --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] DOES NOT KNOW FLSKNFLKSDF --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] hand wobbles, but she at least has enough coordination to take his hand. The squeeze she gives it is feeble, especially considering the strength she'd shown before. --
CER: Thanks four helping... paTch me up... buT s'oukay. s'oukay.
CER: y'gouT soumeoune Tou find. doun'T - doun'T reckoun nouThin'll challenge me sooun. ThaT was The biggesT Thing oun This planeT... s'lasT I checked.
CER: I am The fuckin' big fish eaTin' all The liTTle fish. fuckin' shark, sir... MalhauT.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] smiles, and lets the smile show teeth. It might have worked better if it didn't show the brown blood in her mouth, too. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] finds this mildy amusing, but...the fact that she barely swears in his presence, along with the blood make him feel more like a pity-fountain than a troll amused. --
CNN: *that she normally never swears]
CNN: Perhaps...but I vill at least stay viz joou until I can get ahoold oof Agaza...
CNN: Zere is noo use in zrooving cautioon too ze vind...
CER: ha... s'oukay. s'really...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] stares off at a sheet of glass absent-mindedly...Yeesh. Is that really his face? Are those freaking lines under his eyes actually getting darker??...Nah. Maybe it's just the glass being stupid. --
CNN: ...It seems too me zat in joour current coonditioon...even an imp coould doo damage too joou...soo as I have said, I vill stay.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] keeps staring off into space --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] arm slumps back against her body, out of strengh. She doesn't quite let go of his hand - but it would be perfectly easy for him to pull away. --
CER: ha... s'if I can'T.... prouTecT myself froum someThin's small as ThaT, I doun'T deserve help.
CER: (( ^soumeThin's))
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has noticed by this time that her strength's kind of went DUR HUR IMMA GOIN' NAOW KTHNX BAI. Also, this comment...he no likes it. WHAI DO YOU NOT GET IT, GALLIA?? D8> --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] removes his hand from hers...but re-locates it to her shoulder. --
CER: They woun'T fuck wiTh me... laid iT ouT... preTTy clear Tou 'em.
CER: if They doun'T reckoun I can'T spring up'n dunk'em in soumeThin' lousy... ha... I ain'T prouved The pouinT enou'.
CER: ... n'ThaT's my ouwn faulT...
CNN: But...joou shoould noot be springing up at all...and joour tempoorary coonditioon dooes noot de-value joou as oone oof my crev.
CNN: If zat vas soo...zen I am assuming a fev voould have already been remooved by noov...
CNN: ...including myself.
CER: y'can'T... beaT me aT being hard oun m'self... 'm'simply The besT There is.
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] smiles, bitterly. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] does the same, but it's a little more frowny --
CER: ha... sourry... m'jusT... Talkin' Tou keep couns'ous.
CNN: ...It is fine...I understand...
CER: mighTa... been a biT woursn' iT...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] scootches his hand a little clo-OH GOD SPY-MAN NECK-PINCH KNOCK-OUT FFUUU --
-- CURRENT equineReaction's [CER'S] eyes widen - but only for a moment, before her chin slumps to the side, unconscious. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sighs heavily once the deed is done...Oh Gog. Here comes the pain-in-the-ass part. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] , being mindful NOT to FUCK UP HARD and hurt her more, CARRIES HER SORRY ASS as BEST as he FREAKING CAN to the same location he'd been hiding in from earlier. eue --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] feels like his LUNGS are going to EXPLODE by the time he finishes with this. GOG JEGUS. --
-- CURRENT equineReaction [CER] is rather -heavy- for someone so small - and a lot of it, judging from earlier, is muscle. Still, she's at least short enough to carry without too many limbs flopping around... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] SITS, NEARLY PASSES-OUT HIMSELF, then SUCKS IT UP and gets ready to WAIT, and WAIT, and WAIT for AGATHA TO GET ON TROLLIAN. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] figures....FUCK MY LIFE. THIS IS GOING TO BE...a long, long day. So long... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] also sits for this WHOLE ENTIER TIME with his WEAPON all READY to GO on his lap, in his hand, SRS facing. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ...waits. --
CNN ceased responding to memo.

[Stinatron]

>Agatha: Take Gallia back to your hive

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-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] began pestering nefariousNautilus [NN] at 13:49 --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is currently a good ways off to the side of the "fighting area" --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] sits within a large glass tube, Gallia in the innermost part, him on the outermost near the opening. --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] is seen hovering in the air, searching for any sign of Malhaut or Gallia. She finally spots Malhaut and lands near the large glass tube. --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] looks like he's basically at the end of his own rope in the energy department, but he pays no heed to that. Without a word spoken, he removes himself from the tube and stands to greet her. --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] still has visible scratches from when she healed Malhaut, but for the most part they look healed. --
NN: Zank joou foor cooming soo quickly...Agaza...
NN: ...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] frowns, then says her name over, correctly this time. --
TA: ((Ahah makes me laugh every time. xD))
NN: Yep~ X'D]
TA: What exactly happened? You look exhausted and Gallia looks severely injured...
NN: Gicloops...She had an...unfavoorable encoounter viz oone...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] looks somewhat melancholy as he says this --
NN: ...and as foor myself...zis is just...build-up froom zis vhoole game. It is noozing too be cooncerned aboout...
TA: That's precisely why you look like you've been punched in the face and are missing teeth, correct?
NN: * mean melancholy as he says the first thing. XD]
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] ....had /kind of forgotten/ about that...X'D --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] goes awkwardly silent for a moment. --
NN: ...Zere vas a cause oof...mistaken identity.
NN: ..eh...jes...A loong stoory.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is thankful that troll teeth NORMALLY grow back. NORMALLY. --
TA: I see. Well, be thankful you don't have any life-threatening injuries. This looks like it was a very dangerous battle...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] doesn't really want to discuss the fact that Gallia was the one who did all the fighting. He never wants to let anyone do that for him ever, EVER, ever again. Ever. --
NN: ...I am zankful...but I regret zat I coould noot have taken a fev oof zoose injuries instead oof Gallia getting....
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] falls silent. --
NN: ...Nevermind. Please take her back as quickly...and carefully as joou can.
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] looks at Gallia through the glass tube again, looking a tad sympathetic. She looks back up at Malhaut --
TA: Will you be staying here?
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] remains still for a moment more before nodding, not really looking at anything in particular, eyes facing the ground in front of him. --
NN: Jes...I plan oon dooing soo until Nibzan is loocated...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --
TA: Malhaut, as a doctor, you have no idea how much this worries me. You're anemic and you look like you're going to collapse. What makes it worse is you're terribly stubborn to the point of making yourself pass out.
TA: I realize that I can't persuade you to do otherwise, so I can just tell you to take rests often, and be careful.
TA: ((Does Malhaut need ointment for those SICK BURNS?))
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] looks back up from his ground-staring --
NN: YES OH SO MUCH XD]
NN: ...Alright...I vill be sure too doo soo.
NN: I doo noot plan oon allooving myself too...
NN: ...joou understand vhat I mean. I vill be fine.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] mentally mulls over how long he thinks he'll be able to last from this point onwards...Even at best, his remaining search time is limited to, oh, maybe another day, then after that...eugh. --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] nods and gently picks up Gallia from the glass tube, then turns to Malhaut --
NN: LSKJFLSD be back soon going to make LAWNCH!! >8D]
TA: ((WHAT'S ON THE MENU TODAY?!))
NN: RAMEN NOODL-*explodes*]
TA: ((Erg I gotta go take a shower! BE BACK SOON JHKEAFDSAL))
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is now an idle chum! --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] is now an idle chum! --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] is now an idle chum! --
NN: SLDKJFLKD Back, and I'll WAIT FOR JOOO~~ XD]
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] blinks, then looks down quickly as he type something out... --
TA: ((I'VE RETURNED))
NN: LSDFKJSDKL YEY 8D]
TA: If anything happens, just contact me and I'll come as quickly as possible...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] mostly looks like he'd RATHER NOT be TYPING RIGHT NOW FFF, but...whatever. --
NN: Alright...I vill be sure too doo soo.
NN: Zank joou.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] frowns at the message he gets...then JUST BARELY keeps himself from face-palming. --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] turns and flies away, carrying Gallia with her --
-- transcendentAsclepian [TA] ceased pestering nefariousNautilus [NN] at 15:00 --

[BucketJockey]

==> Pallida & Jezron: Make children vomit from winning the game so hard.

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-- undergroundScythe [US] began trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:02 --
-- undergroundScythe [US] , finally on the planet knocks on the door. --
US: ...Hello?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is in a room deep in the hive. If he's outside, she won't know it. If it's her room, then she will. Which door? o3o --
-- undergroundScythe [US] invites himself in and looks around. There must be someway marked... he guesses anyway --
-- undergroundScythe [US] he tries to see if shouting will rouse anyone --
US: Hellllo!
BJ: --!!!?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] hears it, but has NO CLUE who it is. --
BJ: WHAT?!
US: Uhm... I'm juzt looking for...
US: A perzon...
US: Do jou knovv vvhere Pallida iz?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] continues to call, kinda annoyed by the startlement. --
BJ: I'M IN HERE.
-- undergroundScythe [US] slowly makes his way down several hallways and past rooms until he finds BJ's --
-- undergroundScythe [US] he knocks --
US: May I come in?...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] sounds a little exasperated, but mostly just tired. --
BJ: Yeah.
-- undergroundScythe [US] opens the door and walks through, surveying the room. --
US: Uhm... Hello...
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks very tired and haggard as well. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] looks at Jezron...then...STARES. STAAARES. The only things she can fathom are his height and his STASHE. --
BJ: . . .
BJ: Hello.
-- undergroundScythe [US] tries to locate a seat to sit in. --
US: I... didn't mean to barge in vvithout zajing... um.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is laying right in front of a couch, if he's interested. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] sits on the couch and fiddles his hands nervously --
US: Juzt thought I'd... zay hello...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] continues to stare. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] catches and misinterprets the stare. --
US: ...Told jou I vvaz a creepy man vvho lived underground and did nothing uzeful.
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks away. --
BJ: ...Vithout Zajing... Only one other person I know has that accent. And is a miner...
BJ: ...Jezron.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] smiles kindly. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] still looks sadly at the wall. --
US: Hovv are jou faring...?
BJ: I'm beginning to get better...
US: That'z good... I guezz.
-- undergroundScythe [US] finally musters up the courage to look her in the face. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] actually...feels...AWKWARD. That is a FIRST. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is, yep, still staring. --
US: ...Um...
US: ...Jou have nice hornz...
BJ: ...
BJ: Thanks...~
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks back away --
US: ...Vvelcome.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] blushes slightly, her grey cheeks going a tinge WHITEish. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] doesn't notice --
US: Vvell... uh. I zaid hello, like jou... azked.
BJ: Yes...thank you.
BJ: I enjoy the company...I really do.
US: Vvhat are the otherz off... doing?
US: Vvhy vvould they juzt leave jou, um, zorry for azking.
BJ: ...Agatha's off getting Gallia, ad Sototh's doing his own thing. Malhaut's looking for Nibzan.
BJ: I'm safe in here...
US: I zee...
US: Vvould jou like me to ztay a vvhile vvith jou... then?
BJ: ...That...
BJ: ...would be nice.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] slides her hand up to rest her hand on his. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks at the hand, embarrassed. --
US: Vvell...
US: I zuppoze the denizenz can vvait.
-- undergroundScythe [US] he smiles for the first time in days. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] puts his other hand on his chin. --
US: Szo...
US: I really have been running on automatic for the lazt fevv dayz...
BJ: Lay down on the couch...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] wanted to offer sleeping NEXT TO HER but wants to TRY for GOOD IMPRESSION for once. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] gingerly does so, putting all of his weapons and crap into his modus --
US: ...I juzt realized I haven't zlept for tvvo dayz novv...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] DOES however like a CREEP move her hand to pet Jezron's nearest HORN. --
BJ: You should sleep, then.
-- undergroundScythe [US] really has no clue what reaction to use --
US: Um... jou vvant me to zleep here?...
BJ: Well... You're already laying down, so might as well...right?
-- undergroundScythe [US] nods a little. --
US: Vvell then... good day... I guezz.
BJ: ...Not just yet.
US: Hmm?...
BJ: Lean down here.
US: Um... okay.
-- undergroundScythe [US] complies --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] CONTINUES to TAKE IN HIS FACE some more...moves her hand to rest on his cheek, a thumb petting his STASHE. --
US: Um...
BJ: ...You're...quite cute, Jezron. c:
-- undergroundScythe [US] SUDDENLY BLUSH ALL UP IN THIS FACE --
US: Uhh...
US: Th-thankz?
US: Umm...
US: Y-jou are too... Pallida.
BJ: .....
-- bucketJockey [BJ] sits up, a quiet noise of pain making it obvious that she shouldn't, then kisses him. --
BJ:
-- undergroundScythe [US] has no clue how to react, but --
-- undergroundScythe [US] he hugs her anyway --
-- undergroundScythe [US] although not hard enough to hurt something --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] clings the best she can in her physical condition and position. --
BJ: No one's ever admitted redrom for me before...
BJ: ...I like it...
US: ...I've never felt red for anjone before...
US: ...I... uh... like it az vvell...
BJ: Then...you should kiss me back. >//u//<
-- undergroundScythe [US] nervously looks at her face --
US: Uh...
US: Ok-okay.
-- undergroundScythe [US] gingerly does so. --
US: Vv-vvaz... that okay?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] thus returns the kiss deeply and with FEELING. As ChameleonSushi would say... NNNGH!!! X'D --
BJ: ~~~
-- undergroundScythe [US] still has no clue what to do --
BJ: It was wonderful, Jez.
US: Th...thank jou...
-- undergroundScythe [US] suddenly realizes he is so damn tired --
US: I'm...quite tired novv.
BJ: Sleep, Jezzy.
US: Thank jou...
BJ: I'm not going anywhere. c|
-- undergroundScythe [US] pushes himself back up totally on the couch and slowly closes his eyes --
US: ...Day...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] pets his CHEST from the floor. --
BJ: Rest well, Jez.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] stops petting Jez's chest to shift into a more comfortable position on the floor. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:38 --

GET THE WHITEOUT AND CORRECT THOSE SHIPPING WALLS!!!

[Tamenthail]

==> Pallida & Jezron: Make children vomit from winning the game so hard.

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-- undergroundScythe [US] began trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:02 --
-- undergroundScythe [US] , finally on the planet knocks on the door. --
US: ...Hello?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is in a room deep in the hive. If he's outside, she won't know it. If it's her room, then she will. Which door? o3o --
-- undergroundScythe [US] invites himself in and looks around. There must be someway marked... he guesses anyway --
-- undergroundScythe [US] he tries to see if shouting will rouse anyone --
US: Hellllo!
BJ: --!!!?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] hears it, but has NO CLUE who it is. --
BJ: WHAT?!
US: Uhm... I'm juzt looking for...
US: A perzon...
US: Do jou knovv vvhere Pallida iz?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] continues to call, kinda annoyed by the startlement. --
BJ: I'M IN HERE.
-- undergroundScythe [US] slowly makes his way down several hallways and past rooms until he finds BJ's --
-- undergroundScythe [US] he knocks --
US: May I come in?...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] sounds a little exasperated, but mostly just tired. --
BJ: Yeah.
-- undergroundScythe [US] opens the door and walks through, surveying the room. --
US: Uhm... Hello...
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks very tired and haggard as well. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] looks at Jezron...then...STARES. STAAARES. The only things she can fathom are his height and his STASHE. --
BJ: . . .
BJ: Hello.
-- undergroundScythe [US] tries to locate a seat to sit in. --
US: I... didn't mean to barge in vvithout zajing... um.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is laying right in front of a couch, if he's interested. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] sits on the couch and fiddles his hands nervously --
US: Juzt thought I'd... zay hello...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] continues to stare. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] catches and misinterprets the stare. --
US: ...Told jou I vvaz a creepy man vvho lived underground and did nothing uzeful.
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks away. --
BJ: ...Vithout Zajing... Only one other person I know has that accent. And is a miner...
BJ: ...Jezron.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] smiles kindly. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] still looks sadly at the wall. --
US: Hovv are jou faring...?
BJ: I'm beginning to get better...
US: That'z good... I guezz.
-- undergroundScythe [US] finally musters up the courage to look her in the face. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] actually...feels...AWKWARD. That is a FIRST. --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is, yep, still staring. --
US: ...Um...
US: ...Jou have nice hornz...
BJ: ...
BJ: Thanks...~
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks back away --
US: ...Vvelcome.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] blushes slightly, her grey cheeks going a tinge WHITEish. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] doesn't notice --
US: Vvell... uh. I zaid hello, like jou... azked.
BJ: Yes...thank you.
BJ: I enjoy the company...I really do.
US: Vvhat are the otherz off... doing?
US: Vvhy vvould they juzt leave jou, um, zorry for azking.
BJ: ...Agatha's off getting Gallia, ad Sototh's doing his own thing. Malhaut's looking for Nibzan.
BJ: I'm safe in here...
US: I zee...
US: Vvould jou like me to ztay a vvhile vvith jou... then?
BJ: ...That...
BJ: ...would be nice.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] slides her hand up to rest her hand on his. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] looks at the hand, embarrassed. --
US: Vvell...
US: I zuppoze the denizenz can vvait.
-- undergroundScythe [US] he smiles for the first time in days. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] puts his other hand on his chin. --
US: Szo...
US: I really have been running on automatic for the lazt fevv dayz...
BJ: Lay down on the couch...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] wanted to offer sleeping NEXT TO HER but wants to TRY for GOOD IMPRESSION for once. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] gingerly does so, putting all of his weapons and crap into his modus --
US: ...I juzt realized I haven't zlept for tvvo dayz novv...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] DOES however like a CREEP move her hand to pet Jezron's nearest HORN. --
BJ: You should sleep, then.
-- undergroundScythe [US] really has no clue what reaction to use --
US: Um... jou vvant me to zleep here?...
BJ: Well... You're already laying down, so might as well...right?
-- undergroundScythe [US] nods a little. --
US: Vvell then... good day... I guezz.
BJ: ...Not just yet.
US: Hmm?...
BJ: Lean down here.
US: Um... okay.
-- undergroundScythe [US] complies --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] CONTINUES to TAKE IN HIS FACE some more...moves her hand to rest on his cheek, a thumb petting his STASHE. --
US: Um...
BJ: ...You're...quite cute, Jezron. c:
-- undergroundScythe [US] SUDDENLY BLUSH ALL UP IN THIS FACE --
US: Uhh...
US: Th-thankz?
US: Umm...
US: Y-jou are too... Pallida.
BJ: .....
-- bucketJockey [BJ] sits up, a quiet noise of pain making it obvious that she shouldn't, then kisses him. --
BJ:
-- undergroundScythe [US] has no clue how to react, but --
-- undergroundScythe [US] he hugs her anyway --
-- undergroundScythe [US] although not hard enough to hurt something --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] clings the best she can in her physical condition and position. --
BJ: No one's ever admitted redrom for me before...
BJ: ...I like it...
US: ...I've never felt red for anjone before...
US: ...I... uh... like it az vvell...
BJ: Then...you should kiss me back. >//u//<
-- undergroundScythe [US] nervously looks at her face --
US: Uh...
US: Ok-okay.
-- undergroundScythe [US] gingerly does so. --
US: Vv-vvaz... that okay?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] thus returns the kiss deeply and with FEELING. As ChameleonSushi would say... NNNGH!!! X'D --
BJ: ~~~
-- undergroundScythe [US] still has no clue what to do --
BJ: It was wonderful, Jez.
US: Th...thank jou...
-- undergroundScythe [US] suddenly realizes he is so damn tired --
US: I'm...quite tired novv.
BJ: Sleep, Jezzy.
US: Thank jou...
BJ: I'm not going anywhere. c|
-- undergroundScythe [US] pushes himself back up totally on the couch and slowly closes his eyes --
US: ...Day...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] pets his CHEST from the floor. --
BJ: Rest well, Jez.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] stops petting Jez's chest to shift into a more comfortable position on the floor. --
-- undergroundScythe [US] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 17:38 --

GET THE WHITEOUT AND CORRECT THOSE SHIPPING WALLS!!!

D'awwwwwww xD

[ChameleonSushi]

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So many beautiful things have been going on so far in this RP. SO FREAKING MANY~33

Good job to everyone so far; You've been a sexy bunch o' peeps. Just thought I'd say that. X3

[EDIT: Oops. Gotta' put a few logs up~]

NN and EF: Get contacted by a rancorous human...and get your own death-game jacked off of you. XD

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-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] began trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 21:04 --
EF: LOOK ELLIS
EF: NOW IS NOT THE-
NN: ?...
EF: You're not ellis >.>
NN: Excuse me? Vhoo is zis?
EF: YOU CAN CALL ME LIZZARE
EF: IF YOU DON'T MIND
NN: ...Alright...Lizzare.
EF: I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT GETTING ON MY BAD SIDE
EF: I'LL
EF: UHH
EF: DO SOMETHING
NN: ...I vill be sure too keep zat in mind...and are joou a trooll oor soomezing else?
EF: NOT SURE WHAT YET
EF: HUMAN OBVIOUSLY
EF: JUST JACKED A COPY OF TROLLIAN FROM SOME TROLL'S COMPUTER
NN: Hm, I see. Seems zat zere have been a fev oof joou vhoo have coontacted oour grooup...
EF: Oh is that so?
NN: ...And jacked a coopy oof it? I voould like too ask hoov joou managed too doo zat acrooss such a distance.
NN: Jes. Zis is coorrect.
EF: Well
-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] changed their mood to DETESTFUL --
EF: It's pretty complicated
EF: I just kind of
EF: "Break a wire" in their social Trollian to Pesterchum network
NN: ...I see...
EF: And use a special self-made program to simply take the coding from it.
NN: Ah, jes. I can see zat.
EF: Pretty simple unless it isn't an internet application
EF: not internet stuff is damn hard to take
NN: I can see hoov it voould be, as zere voould be noo vay too access anyzing.
EF: You have to get this OTHER PROGRAM that connects it to such network
EF: And that thing simply BITCHGLITCHES MY COMPUTER
NN: ...Soo joou can alsoo steal zings froom coomputers zat are noot coonnected too any netvoork?
EF: If I get on something else other than my main pile of crap here
NN: Hm...Interesting...
EF: This desktop needs to be recycled or something
NN: Perhaps joou shoould invest in a nev coomputing device, if zis is ze case.
EF: Good fuckin god it's so slow
EF: But I have like everything I need here
NN: ...Speaking oof vhich...I shoould proobably upgrade my oovn interface...
EF: All of my everything else pretty much has NO MORE SPACE
NN: ...Poortable stoorage zen?...
EF: This is the only thing wirth loads of space left
EF: Parents are too cheap
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] has NO idea how he started chatting with an alien about computers. 8D --
EF: Won't buy me anything else until it all breaks
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] goes along with it anyways --
NN: ...Parents?...
-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] forgot how this whole damn conversation started already. --
EF: Ugh
EF: Oh well
EF: at least I took troll info off the internet
EF: Well
EF: Parents are like a mixture of your like troll people who gave their genetic material up to make you and your lusus
EF: Whatever the hell a lusus is anyways
EF: You know them and they take care of you
EF: and also gave birth to you
EF: does that make sense
EF: Or am I kind of confusing you with my low knowledgre or whatever?
EF: knowledge*
NN: ...I am a slight bit...disturbed zat joou are avare oof trooll culture at all...
NN: ...but, I shoould stoop zinking as such. I shoould be used too zis by noov.
EF: Haha don't worry about it
NN: And I believe I understand, at least vaguely.
EF: I only actually have trolls on my ChumpRoll
EF: Haha, screw human friends
EF: Trolls are much better to toy with
EF: Just all
EF: HERPADER, GO EAT A BUCKET OR SOMETHING HAHA >
EF: "Wh
EF: Wh@t"
EF: YOU HEARD ME
EF: "No you derp@ss"
EF: DO ITTTT
EF: It usually ends out really hilariously
NN: ...
NN: It soounds like joou have much fun viz such...affairs...
NN: ...Perhaps joou shoould speak viz my mooirail.
NN: I believe joou tvoo may be able too get aloong.
EF: Perhaps so
EF: Haha
EF: What is she obsessed with buckets or something
EF: XD?
NN: Nibzan may enjoo-...
NN: ...erm...
NN: jes.
NN: Very much soo. Ooi vay.
EF: Oh lmao
EF: lmao over here
EF: Not sure if that will diusturb me or just make me fall out of my chair laughing
EF: disturb*
EF: Sounds disturbingly hilarious enough
NN: ...It coould goo eizer vay, I suppoose...
NN: ...and too soome...it definitely is.
EF: Hehe
EF: Trolls I'm guessing
NN: ...Perhaps...alzoough despite my ooccupatioon, vhat soome oof zem privately enjooy is soomezing I voould noot like too investigate.
EF: Haha
NN: Alsoo, here is her handle if joou voould like too coontact her later. Just...doo noot frustrate her too much. She vas injured recently.
EF: Ever investigated some sea-dwelling troll guy called
EF: REGALO
EF: Ah I see
NN: ...I doo noot recall hearing zat name befoore...
EF: You'd be disturbed on so many levels
EF: But anyways
NN: ( bucketJoockey is her handle )
EF: (Alright. XD)
NN: (bucketJockey, I mean.)
NN: OH That's IC. XD]
NN: The [ means OOC for me. X'D]
EF: (FFFFFF XD)
NN: FFUUUU IT's fine~ X'D]
EF: (WILL KEEP A NOTE OF THAT -notes
NN: SLFKNKSDL okay. eue]
EF: Alright. XD Heheh.
NN: But...I figure zat an.../interesting/ coonversatioon may doo her soome good.
EF: Interesting huh
EF: I can give her
EF: Interesting
NN: Her mood has been at an all-time loov lately. And...I am sure zat joou can?...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is a liiiitle disturbed. XD] --
NN: OOPS Why did I put a ] there?? XD]
EF: All time low you say?
EF: Sounds like a certain little hissy troll I stole this Trollian from
EF: Haha
EF: He's always depressed...
EF: I'm guessing she is, too?
NN: ...I vill noot coomment oon zat...and she is noormally noot soo depressed.
EF: Ahh
NN: Many oof ze troolls vizin my grooup are getting vrapped-up in quadrants...and she has been taking it very hard.
EF: she'll be easy to deal with then
NN: Noot too mentioon she has many a brooken boone.
NN: ...I hoope foor oour sakes zat she is.
EF: That little hissy troll's been wrapped up in such quadrants also.
EF: So
EF: I can possibly understand a littlw
EF: little*
EF: She shouldn't worry too much
EF: Haha maybe she should take it a bit more lightly
NN: Jes. I agree viz zat.
EF: Unless I'm being insensitive and ignorant of her situation
NN: But...she seems adamant aboout stajing upset. It isdistressing.
NN: *is distressing
EF: Then I suppose she needs to talk to someome with a lot of Quadrantal experience.
NN: ...I can understand vhere she is cooming froom...but it is noot oof oour cooncern at ze time...and jes. Zat voould be good foor her, I assume.
EF: If it's kismesises
EF: I can help her
EF: But not any other of the damn quadrants
EF: Not into any others
EF: Assume
EF: More liek
EF: like*
EF: Wait a second
NN: ...I have heard noozing oof her being in a kismesiship, as oof noov, and alright.
EF: how did this conversation go from Computers to your friend's Facebook RelationShip status?
EF: Haha facebook
NN: ?...Facebook?...
NN: ...I shoould noot even ask.
EF: Nothing, nothing XD
NN: As foor ze subject change, I am noot sure.
NN: I suppoose zat just tends too happen.
EF: Say, are you happening to be on some troll program called
EF: SGRUB?
EF: Hehe
EF: BNecause if you are
EF: Because*
EF: I'd like to know if your computer is slow
NN: Jes...I doo happen too be vizin SGRUB.
NN: Alsoo, my coomputer? Vhy doo joou ask?
EF: Oh no reason
EF: Haha
EF: no reason at all
EF: Just coming to say
EF: You got hacked out
NN: ...
NN: Vhat doo joou mean by "hacked oout"?...
EF: Too lazy to get it off the actual internet
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] isn't going to say ANYTHING about how his whip-handle interface is going a bit weird. XD --
EF: Haha better to get it directly from the source
NN: ...Are joou sajing...zat joou have stoolen a coopy oof zis game ve are vizin?...
EF: Absolutely Haha >
EF: Nothing better than tricking a troll out of his game
NN: ...I hoope joou doo noot plan oon running it...
NN: Serioously. Doo noot run it if joou value joour life, oor joour planet foor zat matter.
EF: Of course I do. I've wanted this shit for who knows how long. Haha.
EF: Why do you ask
NN: ...
EF: ..well
NN: Zis vill be a mistake joou vill regret.
EF: Who cares anyways
EF: I hate earth
EF: Earth is too fail
NN: ...Hoonestly, I am surprised by zis...
EF: NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT NATURAL DISASTERS AND WARS
EF: BORING SHIT
NN: ...I see...
EF: JUST LIKE THAT
EF: OH NO A TREE FELL OVER
EF: FFFFFF PLEASE
EF: SPARE ME THE
EF: "EXCITEMENT"
EF: ALRIGHT BUDDY
NN: ...I suppoose ze fate oof "Earz" shoould noot be my cooncern...especially vhen I have my oovn crev too take care oof.
NN: I just hoope zat joou knoov vhat joou are dooing.
EF: I hope every worthless thing here dies
EF: SO USELESS
EF: "BOIMASS"
EF: BOIMASS*
EF: BIOMASSS****
EF: GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
NN: ...
NN: I may be a trooll...but I still find zat soomevhat...
NN: ...disturbing.
EF: About what in this conversation
NN: Moore oor less joour urge foor ze genoocide oof every living zing oon joour planet.
EF: My planet is pretty goddamn useless
EF: FUCK HUMANS
EF: SAVE THE CHINCHILLA
EF: Please
NN: Even soome oof my felloov sea-troolls vhoo vished foor ze destructioon oof ze land-dvellers did noot vant.../everyzing/ dead...
NN: ...Chinchilla?...Zat is iroonic.
EF: Oh it is?
NN: Jes. My late lusus vas an aquatic chinchilla-beast...but zat is irrelevant.
EF: Seriously
EF: Green people are insane
EF: they're all like
EF: "U USE PLASTIK, FUK U"
EF: I'm all
EF: "WHY YOU HAS NO GRAMMAER SCHOOLLS"
EF: "GET A JOB SHOVELLING LANDFILLS IF YOU CARE THAT MUCH"
EF: "EW NO TRASH IS NASTEH"
EF: "THEN YOU DISPLEASURE THE PL:ANET"
EF: Usually ending up with me flipping them off
EF: But you can see the point
NN: ...Jes...I believe I can...
EF: GREENIES RUIN EVERYTHING
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is just thinking to himself "WTF?..." --
NN: Vell...I never did remember having "greenies" oon Alternia...soo...I have noo direct oopinioon oon zat matter.
EF: Just remember
EF: "SAVE THE ENVIORNMENT"
EF: "AND YEW HAS NO GRAMMAER LIKE A LULKAT"
NN: ...Noote taken.
EF: Seriously
EF: JUST CLIMATE CHANGE LOL
EF: "I TOLD YOU DOG"
EF: NO YOU DIDN'T LOL
EF: "OH YEAH I DI- goddamnit I didn'ttt"
EF: SEE
EF: Anyways
EF: anything you despise about your planet?
EF: or was my rage-rant too much
NN: ...Zere vere zings I did noot like aboout it...but noot enoough too varrant its destructioon.
EF: I AM RUNNING THIS PROGRAM RIGHT NOW BOY.
NN: ...
EF: GOOD RIDDANCE, EARTH YOU FUCKASS
NN: All I can say is...Googspeed.
NN: Joou vill need ze luck, especially if joou doo noot have a server.
NN: If noot, joou have just coommited suicide.
EF: Nope
EF: Don't have a server
EF: But
EF: wait I what
NN: Jes. Coongratulatioons.
NN: Vizoout a server, joou cannoot enter ze game.
EF: GOD
EF: DAMMIT
NN: I voould suggest finding oone quickly, befoore a meteoor has its vay viz joour hoome.
NN: ...and everyzing else aroound it.
-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] throws a broken keyboardat her wall and breaks it to smithereens. --
EF: (Keyboard at*)
EF: I'll just randomly join someone else's without actually being there
EF: Just all
EF: "RANDOM JOIN FOR LIFE DERP"
-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] joins random server. --
EF: Derp.
EF: Not even sure who's this is
EF: These people had better no be total fuckasses
EF: not*
NN: ...Hoopefully joour server knoovs vhat zey are dooing.
EF: If they aren't I'll be all
EF: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, DUMBASS
NN: If zey doo noot...vell...
NN: ...too put it bluntly, joou vill be screved.
NN: Coompletely screved.
EF: Goddammit
EF: What if I'm the only survivor?
EF: Still screwed?
NN: If joou are too get intoo ze game, and joour server and client die...zere may still be a chance, perhaps.
NN: If zis happens /befoore/ joou enter...
NN: ...I am soorry too say zat I knoov noo vay zat joou voould survive.
EF: How hard can this game be
EF: I mean
EF: It destroys things and all
EF: but really
EF: What else can it do
EF: Also
EF: are there anyothers you know that ALSO play this game?
EF: any others*
NN: Besides zoose vizin my loop, noo.
NN: Zere vas a human I spooke viz oonce...
NN: ...oor at least a humanooid.
EF: You're not sure?
NN: Perhaps, zere is a slim chance zey may be able too assist joou.
NN: ...and noo. I am noot sure.
NN: dramaticShift
EF: What if that was their session I just joined?
EF: Haha
NN: Zat is ze name oof "Sean"
NN: ...Zat voould be iroonic, really.
EF: So fucking lucky if that happened
EF: Very
NN: Jes. It voould be.
NN: Foor joour sake, let us hoope zat luck is viz joou toonight.
EF: Let's hope.
EF: I'm just gonna go troll this guy and ask if some random person just entered his SGRUB session
EF: and explain later
EF: By the way
EF: You never actually told me your name or whatever
NN: If joou are interested in knooving, it is Malhaut.
EF: Interesting name
EF: Time to go derp this guy out
NN: Hm. I suppoose it voould be too a fooreign culture such as joours.
NN: Alsoo, goodluck, even zoough I moost likely shoould noot be vishing it.
EF: Haha
EF: Was this earth a total goddamn lie or something?
NN: ...I voould noot knoov...
NN: ...Is zere a coonflict zat has coome up?
EF: Wierd parallel universe shit.
NN: Ah, jes. It seems zat zere is much oof zat.
EF: Yep :/
NN: It is...soomezing zat joou vill begin too get used too.
EF: I suppose
EF: This game is pretty awesome
EF: but one question
EF: WHAT'S WITH THIS GODDAMN COUNTER THAT'S STARTED ON ALL OF MY CLOCKS?
EF: They're creeping me the fuck out
NN: ...Ze coountdoovn. Zat is vhat joou are seeing.
NN: Zat is hoov joou joou have until joou are doomed.
NN: Joou must enter ze game befoore it hits 0.
EF: OH GOD OH MAN OH FUCK
EF: ENTER IT NOW YOU SLOW GODDAMN COMPUTER
NN: Have joou gootten a server jet?
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is feeling just a smiiiiidge of pity for this poor sucker. Tsktsk. --
EF: Yes
EF: Thank fucking gof
EF: gog*
EF: GOD**
NN: In zat case, joour fate is in zeir hands.
NN: Doo joou have ze username oof joour server?
EF: ..some wierd ass thing called
EF: LAND OF DARKNESS AND HILLS
EF: Only info I got
NN: ...Oodd.
NN: Perhaps zat is in reference too zeir land's name.
EF: Maybe so
EF: Also
EF: any others in YOUR session that need their daily dose of derp?
NN: ...I voould noot say soo...
EF: Good
EF: I would derp their eyes out
NN: ...I am sure joou voould...
NN: ...I must depart as oof noov. Zere are enemies too be dealt viz, and searching too be doone.
EF: Aight.
EF: Got this creepy thing stalking me anyways
NN: ?...
NN: ...I vill noot coomment...
EF: Wanna kill it, it's just so damn creepy.
EF: It'a all dark
EF: it's*
NN: Vell...oonce again, good luck too joou and...good luck dealing viz joour, erm...
NN: ...creepy zing.
EF: Following me around with this-
EF: Aight
NN: Alright.
NN: Signing oout.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] gave up trolling egotisticalFrustration [EF] at 23:00 --

NN and EF: Get an update on, erm, what's going on in this girl's game.

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-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] began trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 14:41 --
EF: Uhh, well, uhh, Malhuat?
NN: Jes?...
EF: After getting used to this game for a while
EF: YOU WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT IT BEING HELLA DANGEROUS
NN: ...Hm...Zat is true.
EF: At least without a weapon anyways
EF: or not knowing what it is
EF: I think this game was confused when giving me a weapon to use on the Imps and Basilisks.
NN: ...Vhat did joou receive?
EF: A pair of Headphones.
EF: That's it.
NN: ...
NN: Zat is...noot soo good.
EF: Also, I messed up the game, my coder has an automatic bracket thing if you press space, and I was leaning on it when I was opening it
EF: so Now
EF: it lags around a lot
EF: and pixelizes
EF: it's probably just my game though.
NN: ...I see...
EF: And this godawful computer.
EF: And, I was told by a reliable source I should have have Ogres and Liches before Basilisks.
EF: have had*
EF: So I think my computer's totally screwing the game up.
NN: I voould noot be surprised if joour coopy vas faulty soomehoov...
EF: Or it's just my goddamn land
NN: Vhat dooes joour land look like, exactly?
EF: It's really dark and you can't see further than 3 feet from where you're standing, kind of like thick dark fog
NN: Hm...I see.
EF: It also has masses of elevation changes, and there isn't any vegetation besides dead trees.
EF: The ground is all in a hexagonal pattern.
EF: Also, ususally there are just a dozen or so of basilisks in one of those said trees at a time
EF: so I try my best to avoid them
EF: You can only see above you, which usually the only thing visible is the DARK RED SKY.
NN: ...Ooh my...
NN: Vell...I am noot sure vhat I can doo too help joou.
EF: I'm not sure what I can do either.
EF: What am I supposed to do?
NN: Vell...
EF: Beat things to death with my headphones?
EF: Just seems silly.
NN: ...zere shoould be a large, flooating poortal in joour voorld, soome vays aboove joou.
NN: Besides fighting enemies, joou shoould alsoo have joour server "build" joour hive up too it, soo joou may enter.
EF: ..True
EF: I think my server just died.
NN: . . .
EF: I have some control panel that just showed up.
EF: What the hell.
NN: ...I am noot sure vhat too say oon ze matter...
EF: Dammit if that kid died in some easy-ass land and left me here alone in my hard-ass one
EF: I am gonna scream
NN: ...
EF: Seriously that kid has more than just Death waiting for him over there
EF: Oh he has quite a bit of time before I can go kick his ass, because I'm not done livivng yet
EF: but he's got another thing coming
EF: Living*
EF: Kick his ass back to level 0
EF: That's what I'm gonna do to that kid.
EF: Sorry, anyways, what were you saying?
NN: ..Noozing really. Excuse ze...sloov respoonse times.
NN: Zings have been very busy oover here lately.
EF: It's alright
EF: I'm low on build grist anyways. Can't do shit with this panel.
EF: Is there anything you're generally doing right now
EF: Because I've got some free time over here. Not much over here, my land is dangerous and boring.
NN: Vell...all I am dooing is speaking viz oone oof my crev, and resting.
EF: I'm sitting in a blank tree doing absolutely nothing except staring at the sky
EF: No one to really talk to unless it's via Trollian.
NN: Jes, I see.
NN: But, soometimes zoose mooments oof relative peace are soozing, and resting. Take advantage oof zem.
EF: It's not so easy to do so when you can't see around you.
EF: You don't know how far an enemy is
EF: or if you're close to one of those prtals
EF: portals*
NN: Hm, right.
NN: Maybe zere is soomezing joou coould alchemize too help in clearing soome oof zis darkness?
EF: ..I suppose
EF: I could find one of those wierd newt things that kind of glow.
EF: And then combine them with my headphones or something, if that's even possible
NN: ...Zat may voork.
EF: I suppose I need to get one of the tree branches with all the spikes on them
EF: and combine then with my headphones also
EF: to make them spiky and usable as a weapon.
NN: It soounds like joou have zis vell figured oout zen.
EF: ..then again it might just make my headphones wooden
EF: then they're
EF: pretty useless
NN: But, as a veapoon, at least zey voould be, vell, harder. Easier too bludgeoon zings viz.
EF: ..True.
EF: It's usually just easier to skipe them to death.
EF: spike*
NN: Vell, all I can tell joou is too be creative and resoourceful viz vhat joou create.
NN: Try too use unexpected and unique coombinatioons.
NN: Joou may find soometing incredibly useful...
EF: Like combining my red shades with my headphones?
EF: Or would that be pretty useless-seeming
NN: Perhaps. Coombined viz a coomputing system, it may make a coomputerized head-set, viz headphoones.
EF: ...So combine it with this little laptop thing, right?
EF: It didn't allow me to bring my actual computer
EF: Just it's shitty features
NN: Jes. Zat voould voork, I assume.
EF: I suppose
EF: But then I can't use my headphones as a weapon
EF: They
EF: would forever be a headset
EF: Unles
EF: unless*
EF: (My keyboard is not doing many doubles right now XD)
EF: I used some retracting thing so that they would be able to go from say
EF: Headset to weapon
NN: Hm...It is a zoought.
EF: but there's nothing over here that does that
EF: So I guess I'll just choke things to death with the headphone wires
EF: or something
NN: ...Joou vill find a vay too deal viz joour enemies in joour oovn style, viz joour oovn mezoods.
EF: I suppose so.
EF: I'm still getting kinda used to the game
EF: I have the basics but not everything down
EF: Welp.
EF: Basilisk wave.
EF: Talk to you later, I suppose
-- egotisticalFrustration [EF] has been disconnected!(Because she was too lazy to close Trollian before closing her laptop!) --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] gave up trolling egotisticalFrustration [EF] at 16:10 --