SGRUB: The Prying Hackers [MOVED TO 2ND THREAD]

[BewareOfNerd]

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This is what I got so far. Feel free to correct it.

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Also, scarier Trollathotep.

[Tamenthail]

That's my current shipping chart xD

[Monster X]

After that RP I had to take a depressing movie to watch or else I was gonna 'splode of cuteness or some shit

[BucketJockey]

After that RP I had to take a depressing movie to watch or else I was gonna 'splode of cuteness or some shit

I don't blame ya! When I said I was getting cuteness heartburn, my chest was seriously hurting. X'D

[Tamenthail]

> Nibzan: Be found xD

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CIM RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FOUND HIM.
CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is obviously shocked when he gets a messaged from Nibzan. Finally! --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] puts all thoughts of resting aside, then kicks off from where he's standing with his rocket boots. The search...suddenly gets more frantic. --
CIM: are- ..... there?
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] has StT turned on and his words keep fading in and out, making for some very garbled messages --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] flies about, looking over even more new ground where he hadn't looked already...and more messages?? D8 --
CNN: *=Trollian messages, mkay? XD]
CIM: ((Yup))
CIM: *is- .... .... even working?
CNN: *Noot very vell, but it is voorking soomevhat
CNN: *Nibzan, ve have been looking at joou foor quite soome time. Vhere are joou loocated?
CIM: *oh thank gog.
CIM: *i dont- ...
CNN: *...Tell me soome oof ze landmarks. Vhat dooes zis place look like?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] hovers in place for now as he waits for a response on where to go...which he hopes he gets. --
CIM: *i'm in a gully between- ... ... glass.
CIM: *two planeth of- ...
CIM: *there'th- ... river below- ...
CNN: *Vhat?? Please repeat zat again.
CNN: *Alright. Zat is moore too voork ooff oof.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has a vague image of what to look for...so he goes by that. --
CNN: *Vhat is joour situatioon? Are joou injured?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] begins to look for said location. He's already aware of where the main river is...now to fly along it... --
CIM: *...- mythelf falling.
CIM: *cut mythelf.
CIM: *-... on a ledge >8(
CNN: *...Alright. Just stay put soo I may find joou easier.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] keeps on going along. FFF he wishes he could get this over with faster... --
CIM: *can't- ... back up.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sees a couple of spots that /somewhat/ fit Nibzan's description...but they're not it. After much time, he begins to approach another area like it... --
CNN: *Jes. Doo noot try too eizer, as joou may injure joourself furzer. Are joou oonly cut?
CIM: *-... cutth-... bruitheth and ha, biteth.
CNN: *...I see...Hoov loong has it been since joou vere bitten?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] begins to inspect this spot...and is that a troll, all the way down there?... --
CIM: *not poithon-... ... leatht- .... don't think >8(
CNN: *Good. Zat is a relief.
CNN: *Nibzan, if joou are able, please vave joour arm. I zink I may see joou*
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] looks up and spots a small spot in the sky. He squints at it and waves --
CIM: *guething-... you.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] squints hard. Yep. That's Nibzan...Yeesh. That must have been a nasty fall if he's down there... --
CNN: *Jes. I vill be doovn in a mooment.
CIM: *good.
CIM: *t-... ...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] slowly spirals down to where Nibzan is. Eventually, he lands softly on the presumably glass surface. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] approaches him. He's hoping Nibzan isn't too badly hurt. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is pretty banged up - his glasses are cracked which was partially the reason for trollian messing up. He's favouring one arm which has a few deepish cuts on it and there is an impsize bitemark on his other wrist. He almost looks like hes.... smiling when Malhaut descends? --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has NEVER FREAKING seen him smile...but he figures that's probably due to relief, if anything. He quietly takes in the damage...at least he's not nearly as bad of as another he'd taken care of recently... --
CNN: Jes...It is relieving too have finally loocated joou...I vas beginning too fear ze voorst.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] goes to type something into his Trollian interface, but he frowns when he sees that Agatha's not on.../again/...Horrible timing, eh? --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] begins to speak and whelp. Looks like broken glasses wasn't the only reason his trollian sounded off. His voice is very hoarse, probably from shouting --
CIM: i didn’t think i’d be able to get my trollian to work >8(
CIM: i've been trying to get through to thomeone for a while.
CNN: Vell...I am just glad zat it did...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] scans the area with his eyes...Damn. No good place to climb up from here. His boots aren't enough to carry both of them, most likely. --
CNN: ...Ve may have too vait foor Agaza too return befoore joou can be broought too a safer loocatioon...
CNN: I cannoot carry joou viz zese boots aloone...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] neglects to say that he wouldn't have the strength to hold him up either. He's basically out of any and all spare energy. --
CIM: ... fine. i don't think a little more thitting around will do any more damage.
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] silently studies Malhaut for a few seconds – the details are a bit fractured due to his cracked lenses. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks like crap. I don't think I even have to repeat that after so many logs. X'D --
CIM: you look like thhit.
CIM: like thomeone punched you or thomething.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] falls silent for a moment or two --
CNN: ...
CNN: Loong stoory.
CNN: I vill...recoount it at a time in vhich it voould be moore...coomedical, perhaps.
CIM: ... ha.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] once again feels the spot where one of his teeth was with his tongue. He still thinks she had a wonderful right hook... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is also thankful...that hole is mostly in the back, and hard to see. XD --
CNN: ...I suppoose it is just doovn too vaiting zen...
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is trying to firgure out who could have punched their almighty leader in the face. It takes his mind of being stuck on a ledge, at least --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] also thinks it's pretty funny, heh --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks at his Trollian screen once again...and actually looks mildly contented. --
CNN: Ah...Good...I vill noot have too struggle too find anoozer crev member...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] allows himself to breath out in a quiet sigh. Thank Gog...he's almost done with this shizz... --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] tries to get his contact list to appear on his glasses, but it just flickers briefly and dies --
CIM: who are you talking about?
CNN: I am speaking too Megdul currently...
CNN: ...Joou shall moost likely noot be seeing him soon...but in time.
CIM: ... thure.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods, mostly to himself --
CNN: ...Megdul and myself vill moost likely be traveling too ze gate oon oour oovn after Agaza remooves joou froom here.
CNN: ...Actually...
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream's [CIM'S] tone is disinterested, but's he really burning with curiosity. He also hopes Megdul isn't injured, no-one should get to do that but him! (Nibzan feels mildly disturbed by that last thought) --
CNN: ...Noo. I zink Megdul has goone zoough enoough as vell. Agaza shoould get him alsoo, oonce she has retrieved joou.
CNN: X'D]
CIM: ... how ith Aga/th/a going to retrieve uth?
CIM: ith thhe that much better than you?
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] smirks to himself bitterly --
CNN: Perhaps...in regards too ze fact zat she can fly viz actual vings...
CNN: She has reached ze good-tiers.
CIM: ... the what?
CNN: Ze good-tiers...it is a...bizarre cooncept...
CNN: ...Basically, it is being at a level bejoond ze noormal...by djing, zen being revived in a certain vay...
CIM: thhe died? ... ha.
CNN: ...Jes...under very...
CNN: ..unfavoorable circumstances.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] frowns a bit while saying this --
CNN: ...It vill be explained later..
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] looks at him, just slightly annoyed about all the mysterious crap. The moment passes quickly and he shrugs before starting to doodle absently on the glass floor with a smear of his own blood --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] just kind of...regards this action silently. He'd take a seat and relax for a while, but, he feels like if he sits down, he's not going to be able to get back up again for days. XD --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] stares at this Trollian...waiting...... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] fixes his eyes on a contact...then shrugs. That'll work. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] goes flat again. Shoot. That didn't work...Oh well. He finally gives into his urge to sit, and GOG does he sit. --
CIM: ((Sorry I briefly vanished, I had to update my shipping chart xD))
CNN: FFF YEY it's fine~ XD]
CNN: TIS A NOBLE REASON, MAH BOI XD]
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] glances at Malhaut but continues smearing the blood around - he doesn't seem to notice what he's doing --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] stares off into nothingness, trying to keep focus, but failing at it to some degree. Malhaut most likely won't do much, unless any enemies start getting curious... --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] lets out a quiet, unsteady breath as he lets his view drift back down to his Trollian window...Finally. Agatha's on. --
CNN: ...It looks like joour ticket oout oof here...shoould arrive shoortly...
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] looks up before realising what he's been doing this whole time. Ew. --
CIM: good.
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods in response, although he doesn't make an effort to look over at Nibzan. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] begins to wait once more, attention fixed on the screen... --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] really wishes his trollian wouldn't keep dieing, he doesn't like not being able to see whose online (not that'd he'd care about that sport of thing) --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] smiles slightly to himself --
CNN: ...I zink she vill be heading oover noov. It shoould noot be too loong befoore she arrives.
CIM: that'th good.
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is thinking 'why so many highbloods making me rely on them and shit....' --
CNN: Agatha's coming in~ XD]
CIM: ((whooooo xD))
CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTA: ((Yaaay!))
CNN: Nibzan, I am gooing too fly up froom here too help signal Agaza...
CNN: Ve vill booz be back doovn shoortly.
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] nods quickly, trying not to look relieved --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] is currently hovering in the air, not too far off from where Malhaut and Nibzan currently are. She seems to be looking around for this signal --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods back, then slowly rises upwards to a clearly visable area. He remains hovering in place. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sees her in the distance, and waves an arm. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] spots him and flies over to him --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] decends as she does so, leading them back to Nibzan's spot on the ground. He touches down again, only a minute or two after he'd risen from it. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] lands after him. She seems to be covered in bruises and cuts, more than the last time she was seen by Malhaut. --
CTA: Greetings again...
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] stares at Agatha --
CIM: ... you actually have wingth. i thought he wath trying to make thome particularly thtupid metaphor >8(
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sighs noislessly to himself at this, but...he passively notices Agatha's injuries. They both concern, and perplex him. Those...couldn't have come from enemies, right? She could kill them with ease. Hm.... --
CTA: I found it a bit odd at first too, but they're very convenient...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] can't stop mulling over this, but he tries to keep an normal, neutral expression. --
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] is acting pretty much like his usual irritated/irritating self doe to the slow accumulation of highbloods around him xD --
CIM: *due))
CTA: So, I'm taking Nibzan back to my hive with me?..
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods slowly --
CTA: ((Why do I always think of the Sound of Music whenever I see "doe".))
CNN: FFF It's okay. I think of it too~ XD]
CNN: Jes...please.
CIM: ((a deer, a female deer~ Ray, a drop of golden sun~ -hums-))
CNN: Zen, after zat, if joou are vell able...eizer coome back oout viz soome soort oof air transpoortatioon too give too Megdul...oor take him viz joou as vell.
CNN: X3 ~]
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] looks between the two seadwellers - whee, being talked about as if you're not there! --
CTA: I gave my rocket boots to Gallia. Besides they're probably a little on the feminine side for the tastes of Megdul...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] chuckles weakly --
CNN: Alright zen...Zat is understandable.
CIM: i'm thure he would have liked them jutht fine >8(
CTA: He would have liked high heels just fine?..
CIM: yeth >8(
CIM: yeth he would >8(
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] just...just can't help bu-NO YOU WILL NOT LAUGH MALHAUT. He manages to keep himself from doing so, but...the imagery is still entertaining to him. --
CTA: I have a feeling this is sarcasm that you are saying right now...
CIM: have a prize >8(
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] interjects as good-naturedly as possible --
CNN: Perhaps ve shoould voorry aboout...ze matter at hand foor noov...
CNN: Let us discuss feminine foot-vear later.
CIM: ((brb))
CNN: Okays~]
CIM: ((back))
CNN: eue]
CTA: ((Welcome back!))
CNN: *throws a party*]
CIM: ((xD))
CTA: ((Nibzan doesn't have any rocket shoes or anything that makes him fly right?))
CIM: ((Nope, unfortuantly))
CNN: XD]
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] nods and picks up Nibzan and carries him under her arm like it's no big deal, as all badass flying doctors would. --
CNN: PFT I guess Nibzan's a piece of SEXY luggage now~? XD]
CNN: *SHOT*]
-- CURRENT ironicMainstream [CIM] freezes upon being picked up. He almost wishes he'd died back with the meteors. It would have saved him a lot of shame and embaressment --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] watches as they go to leave, standing in place...Now, the day's almost done...Thank Gog. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] is neutral on the outside, but inside she's grinning the evillest of grins. /SHOT)) --
CNN: PFT~ X'D]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] backs-off...then flies off in a seperate direction. Now, it's just down to meeting Megdul... --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] turns around and flies off back to her planet, carrying Nibzan with her --
CNN: NAOW I MUST MEMO-HOP~! 8D]
CNN: Agatha lady. YOU WILL BE NEEDED AGAIN...eventually. XD]
CTA: ((Pfff she's basically like a doctor and ambulance all in one!))
CNN: WHHOOAAHHH so amazing~ XD]
CNN: SO THEN, you want me to post this memo, or do you want to do it, iM~? XD]
CIM: ((I don't mind, heh. I'll do it? I don't think I've posted one in a while))
CNN: Yush. That'd be nice~ X3]
CNN: OKAYZ I close this naow. GOODBYE...until later~ X3]
CNN ceased responding to memo.
CIM: ((Well, I'mma post this then head to bed, I think))
CIM: ((It's far too early in the morning to be awake ><))
CTA: ((Alright, goodnight!))
CTA: ((xD))
CTA ceased responding to memo.

[BucketJockey]

==> ChameleonSushi: Be RIDICULOUS over a SKYPE CALL. [This is HEAVILY CONDENSED AND/OR SUMMARIZED.]

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So we were discussing the BEAUTY of the WHOLE GROUP having PARTYTIEM together [minus JEZRON, EPIC FUCKING SADFACE], when THIS occurred.

Deb: I KNOW! I want Jezron to be able to memo so he and Pallida can just BUCKET it UP in front of everyone. X'D *joking btw*
CS: I bet they're gonna end up bucketing soon anyway!
Deb: THEY MIGHT the NEXT TIME THEY TALK!
CS: Yeah, I can see it! I can just see Malhaut walking past the room, hearing noises, a couple filled buckets outside the door... >||D
Deb: Why?! XD
CS: BECAUSE, Equi! Because the entire room is already FILLED with filled buckets!!!
Deb: ...THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
CS: They need space to roll around anyway!
Deb: THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
CS: So they'd have to make room!
Deb: THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!!

We WILL miss the JEZRON though!

[Monster X]

==> ChameleonSushi: Be RIDICULOUS over a SKYPE CALL. [This is HEAVILY CONDENSED AND/OR SUMMARIZED.]

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So we were discussing the BEAUTY of the WHOLE GROUP having PARTYTIEM together [minus JEZRON, EPIC FUCKING SADFACE], when THIS occurred.

Deb: I KNOW! I want Jezron to be able to memo so he and Pallida can just BUCKET it UP in front of everyone. X'D *joking btw*
CS: I bet they're gonna end up bucketing soon anyway!
Deb: THEY MIGHT the NEXT TIME THEY TALK!
CS: Yeah, I can see it! I can just see Malhaut walking past the room, hearing noises, a couple filled buckets outside the door... >||D
Deb: Why?! XD
CS: BECAUSE, Equi! Because the entire room is already FILLED with filled buckets!!!
Deb: ...THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
CS: They need space to roll around anyway!
Deb: THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
CS: So they'd have to make room!
Deb: THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!!

We WILL miss the JEZRON though!

YOU GUISE ARE ON SKYPE???

/me requests we locate a skype room

and invite MuddyCrystal

[BucketJockey]

I SENT ADD REQUEST. If it doesn't work, my skype name is FireEquinox, "Real" name is Vortex.

[AerostarMonk]

Mine is aerostarmonk. I'm not very creative. Or I may be the most creative person ever! Logs coming in a bit.

[Crazy-8]

Do you mind if I work on a Hacker? I have one going in my head right now, but I'll need a day or two to think of stuff

>Be the GRIM FUCKING REAPER

OK, thats a little harsh, your not a "grim reaper" or whatever that even means, you are just a regular SOUL SENDER. Your name is Perse Charos (in your native language this is a name of pure terror, each letter ushering a thousand cries of sorrow, ironically this name means absolutely nothing everywhere else.) As mentioned before you are a SOUL SENDER as are a majority members of your species; the Noirx. Each member of your species is raised for one goal and one goal only, helping the recently departed find peace within Paradox space... at least MOST do, some are just stuck in OFFICE JOBS and are left to organize all of the souls alphabetically or to do other mundane tasks. Thankfully you are not one of them you enjoy what you do, although you still SPEND A LOT OF TIME AT YOUR COMPUTER. You are part of a very specific team dedicated to sending the souls of a single age group. Your team is called the Soul Transportation of Youths and Xenon based lifeforms or STYX for short, you specialize in helping along the souls of poor unfortunate adolescents who were unable to reach maturity, as well as any being that is constituted from the element Xenon it brings a tear to your eye every time you see one of them realize they have died...or at least it would had you not been conditioned to death just like the rest of your species, and besides this is part of the job, its not like its a total shock when you hear your going to help someones soul along.

One day, you received an interesting assignment from the higher ups, they had received reports of an unknown technological device within Paradox Space. You took it upon yourself to find out what exactly was going on and using your skills spent on the computer you managed to hack into the device, however what you discovered was very strange indeed, it was some sort of strange program with code that seemed to go on forever. You had seen nothing like this before in your life, your curiosity was piqued and you started to toy with it a bit.

You are a very Snide and Snarky individual, but you do have an UNGODLY LARGE sense of LOYALTY and HONESTY to you., you enjoy what you do with your life and plan to keep doing it, it gives you a sense of purpose when you help people cross over, so to speak, but you are not above cracking a joke at the other's expense, it just seems to lighten the mood...atleast to you. Your hobbies include "Playing a rousing game of CHESS" Going out to see tragedies, toying around with your coworker's computers whenever they are online in order to mess with their heads.
[more later]

you wield the SCYTHE KIND SPECIBUS a rather old and mundane specibus compared to newer weapons but you still enjoy it
You have the WALLET modus for your sylladex, it cost nearly a fortune but it was very much worth it

your chumhandle is alwaysArguing and you speak with italics t0 make y0urself seem m0re pr0f0und and imp0rtant than y0u actually are.

Your land is the Land of Rays and Shade, a murky shadowed land that would lead its hero into the abyss if not for the rays of light that lead the way.

You are the Guide of Hope

Your current age is 106 years old, which in your species is around 17 years old

when you dream you sometimes see yellow...

(I basically made this up on the spot so the Noirx don't have a description yet unfortunately)

Edit: you are also a COMPLETE STUCK UP BITCH sometimes

[ChameleonSushi]

Do you mind if I work on a Hacker? I have one going in my head right now, but I'll need a day or two to think of stuff

Not at all; Go for it~! X3

[EDIT]

FFFFFFFFFFF You're accepted~ X3

[EDITEDIT D8]

Waitwait stop the presses!

I'm sorry, but the last slot open for a hacker...*SNIIIF*....is female. ;A;

But...since interactions from outside characters and RPs are allowed...I could...just put you in as an "unofficial" hacker? (otherwise known as a "Miscellaneous Meddler") Bob would be a little less involved with the main plot, but could still interact with them. Would this be okay? o3o

[FFFUUUEDITEDITEDIT]

Okay. You're in. XD

[kittentoes]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Like, for really reals back, not semi-back-oh-look-at-me-I'm-using-Pesterchum-while-abroad back.

And while I was gone I drew so much in my sketchbook, using the only tool I had: A PEN.

Adventures from the Shipping Wall, Which Sadly Happened Before I Saw That Adorable JezronPallida Log: PallidaMalhautPallida, NibzanMegdul, GalliaMalhaut.

PallidaGallia. More ladyspades, guest starring Malhaut and Eswynn. Holy shit, even MORE PallidaGallia! I'm sorry guys I think the sketchbook evidence is conclusive, I ship it.

Testing out troll expressions with Gallia, Pallida and Malhaut! Also, Gallia's horns are always off model. Always.

Some GalliaMalhaut, and apparently a sketch of the Knave of Heart's godhood design too.

Some stuff based on the scene where Malhaut and Gallia went a-searching.

Lastly, I got you guys a wwhale. :3

[poshiyoshi]

Hello! Is this the wrong place for this?; I'm willing to take the extra hacker spot. I've been looking for a RP for a while... I hope you don't mind if I'm not all caught up with the entire storyline, I'll be reading over this thread for information. But this seems like a pretty awesome roleplay!

[Tamenthail]

Hello! Is this the wrong place for this?; I'm willing to take the extra hacker spot. I've been looking for a RP for a while... I hope you don't mind if I'm not all caught up with the entire storyline, I'll be reading over this thread for information. But this seems like a pretty awesome roleplay!

I think the last hacker spot has just been taken, I'm afraid :/ You'll have to ask ChameleonSushi for confirmation though, they're the thread starter.

[ChameleonSushi]

Hello! Is this the wrong place for this?; I'm willing to take the extra hacker spot. I've been looking for a RP for a while... I hope you don't mind if I'm not all caught up with the entire storyline, I'll be reading over this thread for information. But this seems like a pretty awesome roleplay!

It depends. Is your hacker a male or female? Our last slot is a female slot. If it's a she, then yes, you may shoot for the spot~

Also, glad think highly of the RP; It's been hella-fun! X3

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Oh shoot wait never mind. Now we're full. Yo want me to add your character into the "Meddlers" category instead~?

[Crazy-8]

Do you mind if I work on a Hacker? I have one going in my head right now, but I'll need a day or two to think of stuff

Not at all; Go for it~! X3

[EDIT]

FFFFFFFFFFF You're accepted~ X3

[EDITEDIT D8]

Waitwait stop the presses!

I'm sorry, but the last slot open for a hacker...*SNIIIF*....is female. ;A;

But...since interactions from outside characters and RPs are allowed...I could...just put you in as an "unofficial" hacker? (otherwise known as a "Miscellaneous Meddler") Bob would be a little less involved with the main plot, but could still interact with them. Would this be okay? o3o

I'll just change Bob into a girl :T, I mean I havent finalised the character so things can change, but personality will stay the same, plus I kinda thought that most of the Noirx would look pretty ambiguous to begin with.

edit: Changed into a girl! and with a much better name

[ChameleonSushi]

Important Announcements!


Alright. Juuuust gonna' put some stuff up here that should be known, seeing as it's easier to put it here than on the front page. XD

• Exile slots are open to anyone, even people who already have a troll, so don't be afraid to shoot for one!
  
• A new category called "Miscellaneous Meddlers" has been opened! You can request someone to be added to this category at any time, and I'll also be adding people to it if they fit the description of a "Meddler"~
  
• A new category called "Ancestors" has been opened! If you have an account for your ancestor, then just tell me it so I can put it here! Ancestor RPs outside of the main storyline are fully allowed!
  
• Final warnings have been sent out to inactive troll players! Slots will be re-claimed by me Thursday, EST, then opened again!

[ChameleonSushi]

I'll just change Bob into a girl :T, I mean I havent finalised the character so things can change, but personality will stay the same, plus I kinda thought that most of the Noirx would look pretty ambiguous to begin with.

edit: Changed into a girl! and with a much better name

Well, if you don't mind doing that gender-swap, that's fine. Hold on while I ADD YOU NNGHH!!

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OMG KITTENTOES SKETCH OVERLOAD SKETCH OVERLOAD~!! <8D

*SAWBS from the SHEER EPIC of it all*

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NN: Um...creepy intrusion much?

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-- agentDemifin [AD] began trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 17:32 --
NN: ??
-- agentDemifin [AD] gave up trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 17:33 --

NN and BJ: What starts off as a serious conversation goes HILARIOUS/AWKARD, have a mini flip-out, and...another creepy intrusion report? (This was prior to Agatha picking Gallia up)

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-- nefariousNautilus [NN] began trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 13:31 --
NN: Good evening too joou, Pallida...
BJ: ...Mh?
BJ: Evenin'.
NN: I figured it voould be a good idea too simply coontact joou too say helloo.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] has StT turned OFF. --
NN: Hoov have joou been?
BJ: Sleeping.
NN: Ooi vay, I am soorry if I vooke joou zen.
BJ: It's fine, I 'spose.
NN: Voould joou razer me leave joou too rest?
BJ: No.
NN: Alright, if joou are sure.
BJ: D'you know what Gallia was busy with earlier?
NN: ...
NN: If joou are referring too ze time periood I am zinking oof...
NN: ..she vas invoolved in a gicloops battle, oor at least zat is vhat I believe it vas.
BJ: ...; Oh.
NN: ...Next time joou have ze pleasure oof speaking viz Agaza, please tell her too travel here immediately.
BJ: ...Makes it kinda awkwardly relevant that I wished her luck with her occupating activity, then.
BJ: Yes, sir.
NN: ...I suppoose soo...and zank joou.
BJ: Mhm.
NN: It is imperative zat she arrive soon.
NN: Gallia needs medical attentioon zat I cannoot give.
BJ: ...
BJ: Was the..."giclops"...big, with one eye?
NN: ..Jes...Very large, and viz zat single eje.
BJ: ...Giclopses must be what're at my world then.
NN: Perhaps...
NN: ...Zey seem too be very dangeroous.
NN: I am surprised joou had survived joour oovn encoounter.
BJ: Hopefully she knew to attack its eye...
BJ: I don't see how I did, honestly.
BJ: --Oh!
NN: ...Zat is vhat she did, as I vas vatching at ze time, and perhaps luck vas oon joo-vhat?
BJ: I heard someone walking through. It may be Agatha.
BJ: [[aka she's online XD]]
NN: JEY TIMING VIN XD]
NN: OOPS sorry. XD]
BJ: XD]]
NN: Alright. I hoope foor her sake zat it is.
BJ: Where ARE you?
NN: I am noot sure exactly...but I can describe it in as much detail as I can.
BJ: What world, at least?
NN: Firstly, zis is Gallia's voorld...
NN: ...secoondly, ze area ve are in is a large clearing. Zere is a large glass apparatus viz its toop half shattered. It is oobvioous zat zere has been a large coonflict here.
BJ: Kay...
NN: Quite a bit oof shattered glass, quite a bit oof a mess...and I vill coome froom my hiding place vhen I see her arrive.
BJ: Lord why does Trollitext have a complicated copy-plagiarize process...
NN: ...I have noo clue, hoonestly...but I prefer too use ze keybooard coommand myself.
BJ: I don't have the luxury of a keyboard.
NN: I doo noot have a prooper "keybooard" myself...but, it still has ze buttoons and keys I need, vhich I am zankful foor.
NN: Noot too mentioon ze toouch-screen interface...
BJ: Fancy...
BJ: When you come here, could you hook me up?
BJ: Agatha's on her way.
NN: Perhaps, jes...I vill just have too assist joou in alchemizing a better device...
NN: ...and zank joou. Zat is voonderful too hear.
BJ: ...
-- bucketJockey [BJ] JUST came to a conclusion. LIKE A DERPFACE. --
BJ: You're with Gallia, aren't you?
-- bucketJockey [BJ] feels like a buffoon now.* --
NN: Jes. She is currently beside me, uncoonscioous.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] doesn't respond for a few minutes... --
BJ: . . .
BJ: When she wakes up, tell her I'm sorry.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] would ask what /exactly/ she's sorry for, but he figures it's not a good time to ask. --
NN: ...Alright...but it is moore likely zat joou vill be able too tell her zat joourself.
NN: I am noot gooing viz Agaza back too ze voorld joou are currently in at ze time.
NN: Joou are moore likely too catch her vake zan I am.
BJ: ...I'd rather not face her be--
BJ: Why?!
NN: Zis search is still being carried oout.
NN: I intend oon finding Nibzan befoore I goo anyvhere else.
BJ: If you die while you're out, the search would be all for naught!
BJ: Just remember that.
NN: Zis is soomezing I doo noot plan oon dooing...but I understand joour cooncern.
BJ: ...
BJ: Are you hurt?
BJ: If you're with Gallia, you must have helped with that eyefucker.
NN: ...Zis vas soomezing she had insisted dooing oon her oovn...but jes, I doo have injuries froom decently sizable scuffle earlier oon.
BJ: You BETTER rest.
NN: *froom a
BJ: If you try and go on with no rest, you'll be pulling suicide.
NN: I have doone plenty enoough oof zat oover zis past day...and hoold oon. I am speaking too Agaza.
BJ: ...Alright.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is now an idle chum! --
NN: Soorry...I am aloone noov. I may speak freely.
BJ: How did/is it go(ing)?
NN: Alright...It vent alright.
NN: Gallia is being taken back...soo I am coontent.
BJ: That's good.
BJ: Now that you aren't too busy...
NN: Jes?...
BJ: I SWEAR TO SOMEONE THAT IF YOU GET YOURSELF HURT MORE THAN YOU NEED TO AND INSIST ON GOING HARDER AND FARTHER AND GETTING YOURSELF HURT MORE, I SWEAR I /WILL/ KILL YOU.
BJ: In...the non-killing way.
NN: ...
NN: Jes, vell...alright. I understand...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is thinking to himself...Gog Jegus. WTF? --
BJ: GOOD.
BJ: I'd be devastated if you died...
NN: ...As I have said many a time befoore...I doo noot plan oon it...alzoough I am hoonestly toouched by joour cooncern foor my vellfare.
NN: But...
NN: ...zis cooncern has already caused enoough damage as it is.
NN: Doo noot harm joourself, physically oor mentally, voorrjing foor me.
BJ: ...
BJ: vgnrfhldhrnldagf
BJ: Is this how you feel?
NN: ?...
NN: Vhat doo joou mean by zat, exactly?...
BJ: Wanting to not worry others yet worrying about them to the point of making them worry?
BJ: Because worrying about them makes them worry?
NN: ...I did noot figure zat my voorry aboout zeir voorry voould make zem voorry, but zen again...I suppoose I see vhat joou mean.
BJ: It's like...
BJ: I worry bout you, but then you worry about me hurting myself in worry, so I try to respect that and NOT worry but it doesn't work...
NN: ...Zat makes sense...
NN: ...Perhaps zat voould noot be a prooblem if I had been able too raise myself too be detached, perhaps.
NN: Ooi, soorry foor any voord repeats. I am noot zinking quite clearly.
BJ: It's alright...
NN: I doo noot like repeating voords, but...it happens...and zank joou foor understanding.
NN: But, eizer vay....
BJ: Just...live...so I can get a chance to hug you in person without the animosity of a cop.
NN: ...Alright...oof coourse.
BJ: Before I go off on a poeticly grotesque tangent...
BJ: How did Agatha get there so fast? I know she has wings, but damn...
NN: ...It coonfuses me alsoo.
NN: I vish I knev, Pallida. I really doo.
NN: Heh...If oonly ve coould all doo zat.
BJ: Well, everyone else seems to have these flying devices.
BJ: Different ones, but still flying devices.
NN: Zis is true...but it is oonly noov zat zey are affoordable, I voould assume.
NN: I believe I may have said soome time agoo zat I voould help joou too get joour oovn device.
BJ: Yeah.
BJ: Would that include flying things too?
NN: Vhen I get too ze voorld joou are in, and vhen joou are healed at least moost oof ze vay, I vill help joou too oobtain said fljing device.
BJ: And I--
BJ: Okay.
NN: ?...
BJ: Don't worry about it.
BJ: Unless you wanna observe the poetic tangent of vomit.
NN: ...Hoonestly, foor ze mooment, I have noozing better too doo, soo...
BJ: ...
NN: ...goo ahead. It vill doo noo harm.
BJ: You help me fly, and I'll help bring you back down to the ground. >_>
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] also figures that he might as well get this out of the way NOW instead of getting STUFFED WITH IT when he FINALLY arrives to rest. XD --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] HAD TO. --
-- bucketJockeyOOC [BJOOC] is legit CORNEH. --
NN: ...Alright...Zank joou?...
BJ: It was supposed to be like...
BJ: redromantic.
BJ: Or something.
BJ: I dunno.
BJ: I'm a scientist, not a poet.
NN: ...Zat is alright. It is noot as if I am very experienced viz such zings anyhoov.
BJ: I'll stick with what I'm good at: being blunt.
BJ: You're way too cute for your own good.
NN: ...Zank joou. Zat is flattering.
BJ: And how old are you again?
NN: 8 sveeps, but very soon I vill be 9.
-- bucketJockeyOOC: [BJOOC:] I'M ALMOST 9, MOMMY! 8D --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] X'D] --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] ]] --
BJ: ~~~
NN: ?..Vhat?...
BJ: Your creeper look makes sense now, but it just suits you so nicely.
NN: ...Soo I look like a....creeper?...
NN: ...Vhen did zat happen?
BJ: Yeah.
BJ: Well...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] thinks to himself FFF I REALLY DO LOOK LIKE A CREEP NNUU!! D8> *sawbs* --
BJ: Your shaggy fluff-hair, your eyebags...
BJ: BUT
BJ: IT
BJ: IS
BJ: SO
BJ: CUTE
BJ: ON
BJ: YOU
NN: ...Ejebags...
BJ: Those dark marks under your eyes?
NN: ...I am soorry, but...voov.
BJ: Makes it look like you spend no time sleeping, but instead WATCHING people.
NN: ...
NN: I am noot even gooing too coomment oon zat.
BJ: It's the truth.
BJ: I know you watched me all the time.
NN: ...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is getting vveeerrryy uncomfortable. X''D --
BJ: It's how I had a hard time evading you guys all the time.
BJ: You and your...
BJ: WATCHING.
BJ: he kinky watching, actually.
BJ: The*
NN: ...but noot like a....erm....Ooi vay.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] was THIS CLOSE --- to saying WHAT ELSE DID YOU WATCH ME DOOO --
NN: Doo joou knoov hoov avkvard and strange zis coonversatioon is?
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] LSKFNE:SLFLEKS LL<X''D] --
BJ: To you, yes.
BJ: To me, I think the espionage escapade is utterly attractive.
BJ: PROFESSIONALISM.
BJ: You could do ANYTHING and NO ONE would KNOW.
NN: ...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] face-pa-OUCH SENSITIVE FACE OF SWOLLEN FFF --
-- bucketJockey [BJ] LOL]] --
NN: ...
NN: Oonce again...
BJ: ...
BJ: c:
NN: ...I doo noot knoov vhat too say...
NN: Zat is just....
NN: ...Pallida, joou are sending hoorrible images too my mind.
BJ: Obsessive?
BJ: ouo
NN: ...Erm...jes.
NN: Oobsessive. Eugh.
BJ: For some reason, I find that idea enjoyable.
NN: ...oof me /oobsessively/ vatching troolls?...
NN: ...Zat is just....just vroong, Pallida.
BJ: That, and sending images.
BJ: But it's the TRUTH!
NN: ...
BJ: Well...
BJ: I meant /me/ being obsessive over what /you/ do.
BJ: But that too.
NN: ...Ooi vay.
NN: at vra teet jel nee...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] just said "Disgusting" basically. X'D --
BJ: If I knew foreign languages, I'd be using them too.
BJ: [[XD]]
NN: ...May I be hoonest viz joou, Pallida?
BJ: GO for it.
BJ: I know what you're gonna say.
BJ: I'm a psychotic whorebitch.
BJ: But go on.
NN: ...I doo noot knoov...vhat in living fook it is zat I am sa-noo.
BJ: [[XD]]
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] X'd] --
NN: X'D]
BJ: IS THIS A PROPOSAL?! Or did you mean the random tongues.
NN: Randoom toongues...
BJ: Figured
NN: Vell, I knoov vhat I am sajing, jet I doo...noot?..
BJ: shizophrenia?
NN: I have never learned anoozer language in my life...and shizoophrenia joou say?..
BJ: Maybe, yeah.
NN: ...I voould noot.../zink/ soo...
NN: ...I am moore curioous aboout vhat has ooccured too joou recently.
NN: Joour speech suddenly became...disturbingly soophisticated...
NN: Joou vere noot joourself, jet joou vere at ze same time.
BJ: I was me.
BJ: Everything I sid made sense to me at the time.
BJ: I know it did yet I don't remember a thing I said specifically.
NN: ...Hm...
NN: chood nooy...
NN: ...Augh.
NN: I must stoop dooing zat. It is getting oon my nerves.
BJ: Heh.
-- bucketJockey's [BJ'S] first thought at that was CHODE. --
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] PPPFFFTT yey. X'D] --
BJ: I can assume.
BJ: ...
BJ: That was odd.
NN: ?...
BJ: . . .
BJ: Some random person popped in and out of messaging me.
NN: Vell...perhaps zey had gootten ze vroong handle...
BJ: But they didn't say anything when I said hello.
BJ: Normally people say they got the wrong person.
NN: ...Hm...Strange...
BJ: Tell me if it happens to you, I suppose.
BJ: The handle was agentDemifin.
NN: ...Alrigh-
NN: . . .
BJ: Sounds fancy.
NN: ...
BJ: What?
NN: ...
BJ: WHAT?
BJ: Was it you pulling a joke?
NN: Noo...
NN: ...Pallida, zat...
NN: ...Hoov is zat even poossible?...
BJ: Zat vas WHOO, Dear Malhaoot?
NN: ...
NN: My ancestoor.
BJ: ...
NN: Zat vas ze name oof my ancestoor, Pallida.
BJ: Okay, now I know you're pranking.
NN: Pallida, I vill be blunt, and hoonest viz joou noov.
NN: Vhy. Vhy voould I doo zat? VHAT POoINT...is zere too me dooing zat??
BJ: Stress relief, dear creeper spy?
NN: I am currently busy being at ze end oof my roope, in a voorld oof chemicals and glass...
NN: ...and joou zink...
NN: ...zat I voould like too PRANK joou.
NN: Zat is disgusting.
BJ: Malhaut.
BJ: I'm fit for an iron torso replaement and I still discuss plans of romantic tango.
BJ: Or maybe the stress is GETTING to you and making you DO things, like withthe tongue
BJ: with the tongues*
NN: ...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is face-palming again, despite the pain --
NN: I vish joou coould see my face right noov.
NN: I really, really vish joou coould.
NN: It is currently tvisted in frustratioon and disbelief..
NN: I am zis crev's captain, and zerefoore, I have noo RIGHT too lie.
NN: Especially viz matters zat are soo serioous.
BJ: FINE, fine.
NN: Zank joou.
BJ: It was just an idea.
NN: ...Ooi vay...
NN: ...joou are gooing too give me grey hairs befoore I am even oold enoough too get zem, Pallida.
NN: Remember zis.
NN: In zese times, in zese situatioons
NN: I doo noot like aboout such trivial zings. Understand?
BJ: Few things.
BJ: 1. Grey hair is a sign of wisdom, an attractive one.
BJ: 2. I GET IT.
BJ: 3. You're MORE attractive when you're angry.
BJ: 4. As soon as you get here, you're getting a massage. A nonsexual one.
BJ: You need it.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] takes a little longer than normal to respond --
NN: ...Alright. Pooints taken...
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] isn't even going to try properly responding to anything now. He's too tired. He gives up. No need to freak-out over this junk. XD --
NN: ...and hoonestly...
NN: ...all I vill need vhen I arrive is just...soome place too pass oout foor a day oor soo. Zat soounds voonderful.
BJ: The room I'm i has a couch if you're interested.
NN: ...
NN: Doo noot tell me oof ze...coomfoorts zere jet.
NN: I vill see vhen I get zere.
NN: Noo use in zinking oof vhat is noot vizin reach jet.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] finds the mention of a "couch" like the mention of "water" to a guy who's been trecking through the desert for two and a half days with none. XD --
BJ: It's like a goal
BJ: Strive for the goal and it'll come sooner.
NN: ...Soo joou vant me too strive foor a coouch...Ooi vay. Nevermind.
BJ: Strive for the rest, comfort, relxation...~
NN: ...Noo.
BJ: ...Maybe I should stop thinking about it too.
NN: I cannoot zink oof such zings noov...
NN: ...Perhaps. I voould noot knoov. Zat is joour chooice.
BJ: Giving my mind the chance to imagine up the possibilities of couch activities...not good for you.
NN: ...
NN: Ooh.
BJ: Unless that would make you get here faster...which it won't. It'd just make you steer away.
NN: ...Goog Jegus. Hoov did ve get oontoo zis subject, exactly?
BJ: Couches.
NN: ...
NN: Atch. I must goo.
BJ: Well then.
NN: Enemies. Little fookers...
NN: ...Signing oout.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 16:22 --

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-- bucketJockey [BJ] began trolling nefariousNautilus [NN] at 19:46 --
BJ: HEY.
BJ: ouo
NN: Ah, jes. Helloo, Pallida.
BJ: You're still cute!
BJ: AND DON'T DIE STILL
BJ: You're still my moirail.
BJ: But...
NN: I appooloogize if I respoond sloovly...I voould noot like too crash vhile fl-
-- bucketJockey [BJ] is practically fangirling XD --
NN: Urm...goo oon...
BJ: IGOTAMATESPRITMALHAUTIREALLYDID33
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] is taken by su-HOLY SHIZZ --
NN: ...
NN: Joou did? Really?
BJ: YES
BJ: >U<
NN: ...Voov...I am truly surprised by hoov, vell...oout oof ze blue zat vas...
NN: ...I am happy foor joou, Pallida.
BJ: Thanks so much.
BJ: You have NO IDEA how AWFUL this makes me feel.
BJ: For being such a predatorial douche to you.
NN: It is noot troouble. Soo vhoo is ze, erm, lucky trooll?...and doo noot voorry.
NN: It is vater under ze bridge anyvays.
BJ: Jezron~~~
BJ: Mally, he's sooo CUTE!
NN: ...Ze miner?
BJ: YES!
-- bucketJockeyOOC [BJOOC] is having too much fun beign a fangurling Pallida XD --
NN: ...Interesting. He vas my ship's foormer steel supplier.
BJ: He was?
NN: Iroonically enoough, jes.
BJ: Wasn't there something he was shipping to you or something back before SGRUB?
BJ: Like, something unusual or something?
NN: Mh. Zat voould be coorrect. Soome very expensive steell prooduct..
NN: ...vhich....he has still noot pajed me back foor....
NN: ....erm.
NN: Perhaps I vill save zat discussioon foor anoozer day.
BJ: Oh, but now I'm curious.
BJ: Oh well, it's your business.
BJ: c:
NN: Jes. I vill tell joou oof it at soome pooint vhen I am a little moore...free.
NN: Oonce again, I am fling curre
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] HITS SOMETHING OUCH oh well his StT is off XD --
BJ: LOL]]
NN: <X'D]
BJ: ...? Okay, you're flying?
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] takes a.....minute to respond after that. X'D --
BJ: XD]]
NN: ...Soorry aboout zat...
BJ: What happened?
BJ: Sorry for what?
NN: ...I, vell...soort oof didn't reply foor avhile because I vas fljing...and noot pajing attentioon...
NN: ...and smacked intoo glass like a bug intoo a vindshield...
NN: ...Oouch. Never again.
BJ: ...; Sorry...
NN: ...It is alright.
BJ: Well...how goes your search?
NN: ...He has noot respoonded at all...Augh.
NN: Megdul better noot have gootten intoo..
NN: ..tch. Nevermind.
BJ: ...What about Nibzan?
BJ: Or whatever his name was?
NN: Nibzan is oon his vay too Agaza's voorld via, vell...Agaza.
BJ: That's good then.
BJ: But you lost someone else in the process?
NN: ...I am hooping noot.
NN: I am scheduled too meet Megdul very soon.
NN: I spooke too him just recently, but he has noot replied too my recent messages.
BJ: Oh.
NN: Perhaps he is just a bit tied-up, but oon ze oozer hand...
BJ: Think positive, sweetie.
NN: Ooi vay. I vill try too.
BJ: He might have just dropped his commuting device.
BJ: He might have dozed off.
NN: Zoose zings are poossible, jes.
BJ: He might be playing chess with bookworms. ._.
BJ: [[XD]]
NN: ...Bookvoo-....Noo. I vill noot inquire.
BJ: They're on my planet. .3.
NN: ...Oodd.
NN: But...zere are oodder zings afoot, I guess.
BJ: Yeah.
NN: ...I hoonestly cannoot vait until zis is all said and doone...
NN: Zen, ve can regrooup, rest, plan, etc.
BJ: That'd be great.
NN: All oof zis disoorder...It is frustrating...and jes. I voould be. Bejoond great, actually.
BJ: And Agatha said I should be able to walk in a few days, so that's one less member down.
NN: Ah, very nice.
NN: Joour recoovery periood has been a bit shoorter zan I voould have expected...vhich pleases me.
BJ: I'm surprised by it.
BJ: But I'm NOT complaining~
NN: Doo be careful noot too ooverexert joourself, oof coourse.
BJ: The sooner I can walk, the sooner I can completely go nuts on this green hunk of wonder here.
NN: ...
BJ: ...Well.
NN: Noo coomment.
BJ: I'll have to wait on that then.
BJ: X3
NN: ...Doouble zat "noo coomment" I just poosted.
-- bucketJockey [BJ] did NOT intend for it to sound so awful XD --
BJ: Sorry~
BJ: =u=
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] THINKS OF THINGS GOG DAMMIT PALLIDA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BBRRAAIIN!!! D8 --
NN: ...Zat is alright. It happens.
BJ: XD]]
NN: >||D]
BJ: Well, I should let you go so you don't get felt up some more by obstacles.
NN: Heh...Jes. Alright. Zat voould be a good idea.
NN: Goodmoorning too joou, Pallida.
NN: Perhaps ve shall speak in persoon later oon.
BJ: Yay
NN: ...
NN:
BJ:
BJ: X3
NN: ...Have I ever used zoose symbools befoore?...I doo noot zink soo. Hm.
NN: ...
NN: I like zat.
BJ: C|
NN: Ah, vell, I vill speak too joou later, Pallida. Rest vell.
BJ: You too, Mally~
BJ: When you can that is.
NN: Jes...Zank joou.
NN: Signing oout.
-- nefariousNautilus [NN] gave up trolling bucketJockey [BJ] at 20:22 --

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FINALLY!: The Group's ALL TOGETHAR! coughcoughatleastmostlycough (And OOC redneck babies)

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CNN RIGHT NOW opened memo on board RE FOUND HIM.
CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: ===--===sorry it came up behind a diff screen and I ddint see))===--===
CNN: LSKFJSDLK it's okay. XD]
CNN: BUT, you'll be here in maybe a half-hour, right? o3o]
CNN: I have to eat din-din and all that junk. XD]
CLA: ===--===yes I will))===--===
CNN: Okays. That's good; I'll be with you...EVENTUALLY~! <8D]
CNN: *runs off to EAT NOMNOMNOM*]
CNN: Wait...Guess I've got a couple minutes before that. XD]
CLA: ===--===woo, k===--===
CLA: ===--===))===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] has made the long flight back to the entrance gate, and then some as he travels to the west, as Megdul had directed him to do. He flies low, keeping an eye out for his crewmate... --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] waves to get his attention once he is in sight. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] catches the waving figure out of the corner of his eye, then veers to the side, eventually lowering himself to land. He hovers to the ground, then de-activates his boots. --
CNN: FFFF EATING TIEM FDLSFJSDL *goes off~*]
CNN: BACK~! <8D]
CLA: ===--===wb))===--===
CNN: THankies~]
CLA: ===--===Your here, so I am assuming Nibzam ios safe.===--===
CLA: ===--===*is===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods --
CNN: Coorrect...He has be re-loocated successfully...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] opens his Trollian on his whip's handle and starts messaging... --
CLA: ===--===Very good.===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] straightened his tie. --
CLA: ===--===Now we are waiting for Agatha to get back so we can leave this particular place.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods once more, wearily --
CNN: ...Jes...She shoould be arriving shoortly.
CLA: ===--===Alright good.===--===
CNN: 8D]
CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTA: ((WOOP SORRY I'M DRAWING /replyreply))
CNN: LFKJSLD It's okay. XD]
CLA: ===--===>:O ))===--===
CLA: ===--===I love ur drawings))===--===
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] flies toward the both of them and lands. She looks up at both of them and is really starting to feel her height. --
CTA: ((Oh gosh thank you!))
CNN: Yush. TEH PRAISE IS DISTURBED~]
CNN: ...I MEAN DESERVED. FFF <X'D]
CTA: ((I laughed. xD))
CNN: Good. eue]
CTA: Uhm..greetings again...
CNN: Ah, jes....helloo oonce moore....
CLA: ===--===So your Agatha, hmm.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] steps off to the side a bit, just so they can...get a better look at each other? Who knows. XD --
CTA: Ah, yes, we've never met in person. It's a pleasure to meet you in person, then...
CLA: ===--===Yes, I suppose. You know your attire is a bit different from what I imagined.===--===
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] raises an eyebrow ever-so-slightly --
CTA: What did you imagine?..
CLA: ===--===I don't know, the winged outfit and such was unexcpected is all.===--===
CTA: Ah, yes, I suppose wings are a bit odd to see at first...
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] crosses his arms and nods. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] quietly watches...but his fatigue is getting to the point that it's almost caught up with him. --
CLA: ===--===A little bit.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ....WAITS....>||D --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] turns her head to Malhaut slightly --
CTA: Will you be coming back with us?..
CNN: ...It seems zat all oof my voork here is doone...soo jes. I vill be foollooving joou back..
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] MENTALLY CELEBRATES~! <8D --
CTA: ((MENTAL PARTY EVERYONE! WOOO!))
CLA: ===--===MY CRANIUM IS GOING WILD))===--===
CTA: ((Does Megdul have methods of flight or is he also flightless?))
CLA: ===--===Getting out the little weenies and braindip))===--===
CTA: ((BRAINDIP MY FAVORITE))
CLA: ===--===He is so flightless that he can't fly))===--===
CNN: X''D]
CNN: He can fly. Remember the rocket boots~? X3]
CLA: ===--===Megdul needs to make himself some rocket stuff when he gets to the next alchemizer))===--===
CNN: OoH JUSH BBY~ >||D]
CNN: *shoot*]
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] looks up at Megdul, wondering how exactly she's going to carry him there --
CTA: I..didn't imagine you being so tall...
CLA: ===--===I appologize for my stature then I could go on a ground route.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ...slowly raises his hand...like a kid at school. XD --
CNN: ...If needed...I coould alvays assist.
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] snaps her gaze at Malhaut, obviously with a look of what the hell are you thinking look at yourself. --
CNN: ...I am sure zat if ve booz distributed ze veight, it voould be sufficient...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] feels a bit of TEH STING from her expression, but...guy's gotta' do what a guy's gotta' do. 8D --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] contemplates the method of transport isnt going to be the most comfortable. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] looks back at Megdul and nods --
CTA: How should we do this, then? One arm around your neck and the other around mine? That seems most logical...
CLA: ===--===I don't know.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] sighs quietly --
CNN: Jes...Zat vill moost likely voork...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] still finds the idea, well, kind of awkward...but it has to be done. X| --
CNN: Just tell me...vhen joou are ready too leave, Agaza...
CTA: ((Or I get his feet you get his legs and we hope we don't run into any trees.))
CNN: PFT~ <X'D]
CLA: ===--===DX))===--===
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] also finds the idea a bit awkward, but she tries to get over it --
CTA: I'm ready whenever you guys are...
CLA: ===--===I suppose I am ready whenever===--===
CLA: ===--===As long as I am not dropped.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods, and...well...assumes the proper position. WTF... --
CNN: Joou vill noot be droopped...
CLA: ===--===Good.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] waits for Agatha to GRAB-get into position as well. XD --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] pretty much allows himself to be manhandled. Ready to hold on tight. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] doesn't really need to bend or anything because she's so tiny, so she just holds on to his arm and begins to take off --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] activates his boots and lifts up the looaadd~~ --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] ACCIDENTALLY DROPS HIM TO HIS DEATH OOPS /shot)) --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] fears for his life. --
CNN: <X'D]
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] flies all the way to her planet for the umpteenth time bluh bluh --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] is just going to act as an extra thruster for the flight..as he's in no position to lead to a place that he doesn't know how to get to. As they enter her world, he really.....takes in the bloody-ness. Oh Gog. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] ...is able to ignore this...mostly...and just continues using his mangrit. When he sees the hive, he dies a little inside~ --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] is glad that the speed is pretty quick. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] lands outside of her hive and lets go of Megdul --
CTA: Alright, here we are...
CLA: ===--===Thank you, very much.===--===
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] lands in turn, letting go of the payload. He allows himself a moment to rest... --
CTA: You're quite welcome. I'm just glad to help...
CTA: You both may rest here as long as you want. If you need anything, let me know...
CNN: ...Zank joou very much...I appreciate joour hoospitality...
CNN: HOLD ONZ. Imma ask if ER wants to come in. XD]
CNN: And maybe BD if they're around~]
CLA: ===--===O SNAPIZZLe IN THIS HIZZLE, SO MANY PEEPZ))===--===
CNN: OH YUSH BBY XD]
CTA: ((BJ's pretty much chillin' there too. Party at Aggie's hive! Woop woop!))
CNN: YUSH~ XD]
CTA: Just try not to touch any of the medical equipment on the walls is all I ask. They're part of my collection...
CLA: ===--===I won't, I don't have any interesting in such things anyway.===--===
CNN: Jes....Oof coourse...Ve vill leave zem be....
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] finally...ENTAAHHZZZZ into THE DOOR. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] steps to the side, leaving it open for the rest of them to come in... --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] motions for Megdul to enter before her, like a proper host. --
CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] leaves Gallia's room upstairs and heads down to see what all the noise is about --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] walks in and out of the way of the entrance, he then looks around at the block he entered. --
CB ~What's~going~on~down~here?~
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] looks on over at this new troll...and it must be Sototh. Blue shirt symbol, blueblood...yep. --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] nods slowly as a greeting. --
CTA: I've just brought back Malhaut and Megdul to stay here as well...
CNN: Jes...Everjoone vhoo vas able too...has noov assembed...
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] eyes the troll carefully, not sure that they have met in any sense yet. --
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] notices that the guy without the accent has no gills --
CB ~I'm~benthicDreamer,~byy~the~wayy~
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] closes the door once everyone's come in. --
CLA: ===--===did megdul talk with bD yet? I cant remember DX I fail))===--===
CTA: Malhaut, sit down and take a rest now. Please...
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] lets out a breath --
CNN: ...Actually...doo joou have a place...zat I coould lie doovn, by any chance?....
CB ~((yyeah~we~have))~
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] looks over bD. --
CLA: ===--===Oh, nice to meet you in person.===--===
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] motions to a nearby room --
CTA: There is a place to lie down in that room...
CNN: Zank joou....and it is alsoo a pleasure too meet joou.......
CNN: What's the object of ultimate rest in there? XD]
CTA: ((An old victorian-looking couch. Mmmm victorian furniture is EVERYWHERE in her hive.))
CNN: YEY~ XD]
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] walks sluggishly to the room that Agatha had indicated. Once he reaches that o-so-beautiful victorian couch....He collapses onto it, KO-ed, all his energy spent. Good luck waking him up anytime soon~ --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] mentally rejoices on this victory over her stubborn patient.)) --
CNN: X'D]
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] restrains a snort --
CLA: ===--===So, Where is the Alchemiter?===--===
CTA: The alchemiter is upstairs in the room furthest down the hallway...
CLA: ===--===Hmm, do you know the code for those rockety items then?===--===
CTA: PSHOOOES. That's the code...
CLA: ===--===Thank you.===--===
CLA: ===--===I possibly have enough grist to make them, so to prevent further transport problems I will.===--===
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] is tempted to ask Megdul about his lack of gills --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] started his way upstairs to the Alchemiter. --
CLA: ===--===*passing bd on the way?))===--===
CB ~Umm~
CLA: ===--===Umm, yes?===--===
CB ~I~don't~mean~to~be~rude,~but~
CB ~I~can't~help~but~notice~yyou~don't~have~gills~
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] rubbed his face where his gills would be with his right hand. --
CLA: ===--===You noticed correctly.===--===
CB ~...~
CLA: ===--===I don't have any.===--===
CB ~So,~um~
CLA: ===--===What?===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] had a rather blank expression on his face. --
CB ~How~did~yyou,~uh~
CLA: ===--===how did I what now?===--===
CB ~What~happened~to~them?~
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] is just kind of quietly observing --
CLA: ===--===I never actually had had them, whichi isn't something I particularly like.===--===
CB ~Reallyy?~
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] relaxes a bit --
CLA: ===--===Unfortunately.===--===
CB ~Oh~
CB ~Sorryy~for~being~weird~to~yyou~when~we~first~talk ed,~byy~the~wayy~
CLA: ===--===I don't mind.===--===
CB ~To~tell~yyou~the~truth~
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] lowers his voice a bit so TA doesn't hear --
CB ~Sea-trolls~kinda~creep~me~out~
CLA: ===--===Oh, now why is that?===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] glances over at TA real quick. --
CB ~Um,~no~reason~
CB ~Too~manyy~horror~stories~
CB ~...~
CLA: ===--===Oh, I remember hearing something about that.===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] grinned a slight ammount. --
CLA: ===--===Something about horroterrors and a mothergrub?===--===
CB ~Crap,~yyou~heard~about~that?~
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] put one of his hands in his pockets. --
CLA: ===--===I did.===--===
CB ~Ugh,~yyou~must~think~I'm~nuts~
CLA: ===--===I don't know, it isn't a theory I particularly agree with. At this point in time I dont know what to believe myself.===--===
CB ~Mm~
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] rubbed his chin. --
CLA: ===--===You know though, my blood is still that of a sea troll even if I lack some of the characteristics.===--===
CB ~YYeah~
CB ~((lovecraft~seems~a~lot~more~racist~when~fish~peo ple~are~an~actual~ethnic~group))~
CB ~((not~that~he~wasn't~racist~to~begin~with))~
CLA: ===--===:P))===--===
CTA: ((Pfff xD))
CNN: X'D]
CLA: ===--===But I still don't bother you like the other ones?===--===
CB ~I~guess~so~
CLA: ===--===Well I was about to go alchemize something, so if you can excuse me.===--===
CB ~Oh,~okayy~
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] nods and heads off to where the alchemiter was said to be. --
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] just stands there for a moment --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] quietly slips off into her library --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] combines the rocket boots code-card with his regular shoes to get them in black and then he decides to wander around the place a bit. --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] wonders for a second about the books that she had mentioned in their first conversation. --
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] decides to play with the alchemiter a bit; there are some items he's been wanting --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] is just kind of sitting in the middle of a circle made of stacked large books in the library, reading to her heart's content. --
CB ~Hmm,~what~should~I~combine~with~myy~husktop?~
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] had wandered off and is no where near the person who is asking the question, he is currently looking for book things or what not. --
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] hesitantly combines his husktop with a tome of eldritch lore --
CB ~...~
CB ~That~was~a~terrible~idea~
CLA: ===--===I am imagining a tantacle computer))===--===
CNN: ~~Tentaculzzz computaahh~~ >}}D]
CTA: ((That's so terrifying.))
CNN: *shot*]
CB ~((oh~shiiit))~
CLA: ===--===stay off of 4chan so that the eldritch computer doesn't get ideas))===--===
CNN: PFT~ <X'D]
CLA: ===--===how big is this place and how lost is megdul getting?))===--===
CTA: ((Her hive is of a respectable size. It's basically a huge mansion, but not extremely huge. He's probably on his way to getting lost.))
-- CURRENT benthicDreamer [CBD] shoots the monster computer and continues alchemizing --
-- CURRENT nefariousNautilus [CNN] doesn't even stir from the sound of, well, a monster computer being shot only a little ways away in the same building. XD --
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] continues down the 2nd floor. --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] is startled from her reading by the sudden noise, knocking over a few piles of books in the process, making even more of a commotion. Goodness gracious you can't read in peace anymore! --
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] looks up from her book and notices Megdul walk by the library entrance --
CTA: Uhm...
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] hears the utterance and turns around. --
CLA: ===--===hm?===--===
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] peeks out of the library --
CTA: Are you looking for something?..
CLA: ===--===Not really, I am just looking around.===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] looks through the entrance/doorway and takes note that oh lota books. --
CTA: I see. Uhm..feel free to look around as much as you'd like, but please refrain from going into my respitblock...
CLA: ===--===/nods===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] nods --
CLA: ===--===Oops on that first one))===--===
CLA: ===--===so this is where you keep your books and things?===--===
CTA: Ah, yes, this room contains most of my anatomy books. It's..a bit messy presently...
CLA: ===--===I see.===--===
CLA: ===--===Are they all on anatomy?===--===
CTA: For the most part, yes. But there are a few that aren't...
CLA: ===--===What are those about, if you don't mind me asking?===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] tries to straighten out his sleeve, it's a bit ripped though so the task is a bit impossible. --
CTA: They're books of the fictional variety. I used to read them when I was younger...
CLA: ===--===I think fiction is mildly interesting, or at least more interesting than one of those anatomy books I could never get through. Could I borrow one maybe?===--===
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] seems a bit hesitant at first, but she nods anyway --
CTA: Yes, of course...
CNN: *Looks down at a book called "The Ugly Grub"*]
CNN: "Once there was an ugly grug. He was /so/ ugly that everyone died. The end" c: ]
CTA: ((For some reason that cracked me up.))
CNN: Good. X'D]
CNN: *GRUB not grug. XD]
CTA: ((She actually has a bunch of fiction adventure books like pirate stories and stuff. But she's incredibly embarassed about them.))
CNN: Aawww~ XD]
CTA: ((She used to be an adorable romantic when she was little. But then she turned creepy. I need to draw this.))
CLA: ===--===creeepy. B)===--===
CNN: FFF and yes. Yes you do~ X3]
CB ~((dooo~iiiiit))~
CLA: ===--===Yes draw eet))===--===
CTA: ((This is what I do instead of being productive!))
CLA: ===--===:P))===--===
CNN: YEY but we love you for it. XD]
CB ~((fuck~productivityy))~
CNN: Aren't we all guilty of the same sin of LET'S DRAW when we SHOULD be doing other junk~? 8D]
CTA: ((Yeah like a research paper!))
CNN: Or, alternatively, LET'S RP or LET'S READ or LET'S DO OTHER JUNK]
CTA: ((Shit lets not be a good student.))
CLA: ===--===O+O DX TOO MUCH))===--===
CNN: YEP. Damn research papers. DAMN THEM ALL!!]
CNN: XD]
CNN: *eats all the research papers in the world*]
CTA: YAAAAY!))
CTA: MY HERO!))
CLA: ===--===Oh gog, research papers > summaries))===--===
CNN: *REVELS in FAME and INFAMY at the same time~!*]
CNN: Eeeewww.....So foul.]
CTA: Augh I have a summary to do for bio too friiiick))
CNN: Summaries and papers and all that shizz are as profane to me as pails are to trolls. XD]
CLA: ===--===I have to do sumaries for this one class... I'm not getting into it.))===--===
CNN: Yuck. XC]
CTA: Summaries are horrible things. Horrible horrible.))
CNN: Don't they burn? DON'T THEY BURN??]
CLA: ===--===If one of you wants to see a super boss summary, I will send you one of mine. lol))===--===
CTA: THEY BURN LIKE ACID ON MY SKIN))
CNN: FUUU THE PAAIIINNN]
CLA: ===--===Any of them you would suggest or should I just brouse around?===--===
CTA: Oh I especially love the pirate novels! They're truly exciting and even though you read through it like nothing you'll keep rea-
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] notices she's getting a little bit too excited and calms down a bit --
CTA: Uhm..the pirate tales are very interesting...
CLA: ===--===Pirates are interesting, with their cannons and naval prowess.===--===
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] walks around a bit till he finds a book that looks pirate-y. --
CLA: ===--===are all ya'll college students? :O))===--===
CTA: Oh yes those are very interesting but so is the detailed plot and the adventure, not to mention the romance aspect!..
-- CURRENT transcendentAsclepian [CTA] shuts herself up again. Pirate novels, your one weakness. --
CTA: ((I am!))
CNN: Nope. Junior in Highschool~ X'D]
CNN: *Is so young X'D*]
CB ~((i~am))~
CB ~((don't~ever~go~to~college))~
CLA: ===--===I envy you nn, envy. I hate college.))===--===
CTA: ((I'm doing awful. ))
CLA: ===--===I'm actually going to quit but whatevs.===--===
CLA: ===--===))===--===
CNN: Geeze, sorry to hear that (For both of you) ]
CNN: Hope things work out for you two either way. ouo ]
CTA: I'm potentially switching my major to illustration. Biochemistry is not doing it for me.))
CLA: ===--===Dx I am leaving my college because they don't really have much for me, gona get a job and save up for somepalce else.... BLECH CHEM))===--===
CNN: FFF sounds like it'd be hard to swallow anyways...Mayhaps illustration would be better luck for you. And...that sucks. A COLLEGE should have MOAR choices! MOAR!! >8D]
CLA: ===--===FOr real))===--===
CNN: I'm stuck on what I should shoot for after Highschool...I'm tied between psychology, bio-engineering, and something in the graphic arts. ]
CNN: SO HARD TO CHOOSE NNGHH!!]
CTA: If illustration doesn't work out for me I'll probably go to French pfff.))
CNN: XD]
CTA: I was always good at French in high school. I don't know why I'm not majoring in it now.))
CLA: ===--===Romance, hm. Pirate Novels don't quite strike me as the sort of story that would have too much of that, really?===--===
CLA: ===--===France, where they speak french, have you ever been?))===--===
CNN: BLACK ROMANCE. OH BBY! eue]
CTA: S-some of them do...
CTA: I've never been to France. I want to goooo))
CLA: ===--===I want to also, I want to eat some french fuud))===--===
CNN: I've got Italian food here, so HA! >8D]
CTA: It just looks so pretty over there in the nice countryside towns aauugh 3))
-- CURRENT lightningAuthoritarian [CLA] opens up the piratey book he had found and quickly skims through a couple pages)) --
CNN: FRANCE. They got lots of their FUD STUFFS from teh ITALIANZ because one of their former leaders brought ITALIAN COOKS YEY 8D]
CNN: *Likes her history shizz too much*]
CLA: ===--===I'm sure that is interesting.===--===
CLA: ===--===Do you live in the boot?))===--===
CNN: Nah. My family just has ass-loads of boot people in it. X'D]
CNN: Italian immigrant ancestors. Go figure. XD]
CTA: ((My family is full of a bunch of Germans and Irish.))
CNN: OH YEY 8D]
CNN: There's the other half of my family right thar. XD]
CTA: xD))
CLA: ===--===((My family is full of rednecks and idk what.))===--===
CNN: WE ARE HALF-BLOOD-SISTERS!! ;A;]
CNN: X'D]
CNN: *eats rednecks FOR BREAKFAAAAST*]
CTA: It is, if..you're into that sort of thing. The adventure is much more interesting...
CTA: Woah I eat babies.))
CNN: ...We could share a meal of...redneck babies~?... <8D ]
CNN: THE PERFECT COMPROMISE]
CTA: Perfect!))
CNN: XD]
CLA: ===--===No, I don't really like rmance novels. Just thought that it was interesting to show up in a pirate novel of all things, but I guess I don't know a lot of pirates.===--===
CLA: ===--===redneck babies? oh god DX))===--===
CTA: I suppose they are hard to come across nowadays...
CTA: xD))
CNN: SUCH A...a.../rare/ delicacy...>||3]
CNN: ...*SHOT*]
CTA: They taste wonderful with steak sauce.))
CB ~((bluh,~bedtime))~
CNN: FFF okays then. Goodnight~! 8D]
CB ~((night~babyy-eating~fish~people))~
CNN: XD]
CTA: ((xD night!))
CBD ceased responding to memo.
CLA: ===--===NIGTY Night))===--===
CTA: Nigty night.))
CNN: WE HAVE LOST A BRAVE SOLDIER, FOLKS>]
CNN: Oh wait are we all dying now? XD]
CLA: ===--===?)===--===
CTA: I'm gonna be dead in a couple days!))
CNN: YYAAA-*boom*]
CTA: I'm also dead TIRED.))
CNN: FFUUUU you can hit the sack if you want. THERE'S ALWAYS....]
CLA: ===--===DxI am kinda tired as well))===--===
CNN: ...erm...tomorro-I MEAN LATER TODAY. XD]
CNN: Yeah. I'm ready to go to bed as soon as this memo ends. XD]
CTA: I suggest we all hit the sack. And then go to bed.))
CNN: You want me to post it, or do you want to, LA?]
CNN: FFF yes. Agreed. 8D]
CLA: ===--===You can if you want, idk.))===--===
CNN: Okays then. Just wanted to check~]
CNN: So then, g'night to the rest of you~? X3]
CTA: Yes, goodnight!))
CLA: ===--===g'night.))===--===
CTA ceased responding to memo.
CNN: YYAAAA-*boom*]

[Crazy-8]

Would Skaia willingly allow Hackers to mess with the game if it didn't have a "plan" for them?

[ChameleonSushi]

Would Skaia willingly allow Hackers to mess with the game if it didn't have a "plan" for them?

I'm not quite sure. It could, it might not, who knows~

The story's very open-ended regarding this stuff, but fate does has its funny ways...~

[Crazy-8]

I added a pesterchum account for alwaysArguing! go ahead and pester her!

btw pronunciation of Perse's name is Per-Seh Kai-Rohs

[BucketJockey]

==> Deb & CS: DRAW some ancestral awesomeness.
==> Deb: Also draw irrelevant things below ancestral awesomeness.

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[Edit] ==> Deb: Stop being a lazy douche and crop that pic.

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[BewareOfNerd]

Sototh: be quadrants concerned about Gallia

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-- benthicDreamer [BD] began pestering equineReaction [ER] at 19:50 --
BD: ~Gallia?~
ER: hellou, sir.
BD: ~YYou~haven't~been~on~in~a~while~
BD: ~How~are~yyou~doing?~
ER: I was... ouccupied, and Then...
ER: ... um, iT's a shame Tou say iT, buT I'm currenTly recouvering froum baTTle, sir.
BD: ~Oh~gosh~
BD: ~Are~yyou~okayy?~
ER: yes, sir. miss AgaTha has prouvided me wiTh Toouls four recouvery.
BD: ~Oh~good~
BD: ~Are~yyou~in~her~hive?~
ER: iT's likely, sir.
BD: ~I'm~right~outside~
BD: ~I'll~be~there~in~a~sec~
ER: if you'd like, sir. ... I Think This is a guesT room. I'm nouT sure.
BD: ~Okayy~
BD: ~Hold~on~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] bolts up the stairs and checks a fey empty rooms until he finally finds Gallia --
BD: ~((brb~dinner))~
-- benthicDreamer [BD] is now an idle chum! --
BD: ~((back))~
BD: ~Gallia!~
-- equineReaction [ER] is lying on a strange, flat cocoon - a 'bed', perhaps. She turns her head when Sototh opens the door to the room she's in, and lifts a hand in salutations. She's obviously been in a full-body scuffle - though her cuts and damages are lesser than what they -should- be. --
ER: hellou.
-- benthicDreamer [BD] tries very hard not to rush over and hug her --
BD: ~Oh~myy~gosh~
BD: ~Are~yyou~okayy?~
ER: doun'T panic. I'm oukay, sir.
BD: ~Thank~goodness~
-- equineReaction [ER] actually -does- feel better when he comes out at the door. ... that's kind of odd, but perhaps she just needs the pity. --
-- benthicDreamer [BD] sits down next to her --
ER: have The ouThers... reTurned?
BD: ~Malhaut~and~those~other~two~guyys?~
-- equineReaction [ER] nods, gingerly. --
ER: and miss AgaTha, yes.
BD: ~I~don't~think~so~
BD: ~Sorryy~
-- equineReaction [ER] frowns, though she shakes off the emotion quickly. --
ER: nouT your faulT, sir.
BD: ~I,~uh,~I'm~sure~theyy're~fine~
ER: They are coumpeTence.
ER: (( ^coumpeTenT.))
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~So~what~happened~to~yyou?~
-- equineReaction [ER] shakes her head. --
ER: I foughT a gicloups, sir.
BD: ~Those~things~are~bad~news~
ER: ... The gianTs are The ounly Things oun my wourld I had sou far failed Tou subjugaTe. ha... I proubably... broughT iT oun myself, really.
BD: ~Don't~sayy~that~
ER: ... iT wouldn'T have been a proublem if we could mouve quickly enough, buT... iT was a rescue missioun, sir. nou maTTer whaT, we'd be delayed aT soume pouinT.
BD: ~...~
ER: sou I dealT wiTh The proublem, you see.
-- equineReaction [ER] smiles, though the smile is bitter, shows teeth. --
BD: ~Oh~dear~
BD: ~But~it~wasn't~yyour~fault~
ER: ha... you doun'T seem Tou undersTand, sir SouTouTh.
BD: ~?~
ER: I spenT a louT ouf Time aloune oun my land, and I foughT a louT. I couldn'T Take oun The gicloupses aT ThaT pouinT, buT I could cerTainly make life difficulT four Them.
ER: I made an impressioun oun my enemies, buT The ounes whou wouldn'T shy away froum me... ha.
BD: ~...~
ER: Their Troull aggressioun is froum my oun hand, I Think. buT iT's oukay. They'll learn.
ER: There is an ourder Tou all Things, sir.
BD: ~YYeah~
ER: and The big fish eaT The liTTle fish.
-- equineReaction [ER] smiles, showing sharp upper fangs. --
ER: sou you see, everyThing's oukay, sir.
ER: I'll sTrive Tou resT and reTurn Tou The field as quickly as poussible.
BD: ~YYou~mayy~be~a~little~fish~
BD: ~But~I~don't~want~yyou~to~get~eaten~
ER: ... Thank you four your piTy, sir.
BD: ~:)~
BD: ~Quit~calling~me~sir~
BD: ~We're~friends~
ER: I... I'm sourry?
-- equineReaction [ER] frowns, confusion crossing her face. --
BD: ~YYou~don't~have~to~call~me~sir~
ER: I... I couldn'T!
ER: iT would be disrespecTful!
BD: ~No,~it's~fine~
BD: ~I~wouldn't~feel~disrespected~
ER: buT - buT iT's improuper!
BD: ~Reallyy,~it's~okayy~
BD: ~We're~all~teammates~
ER: you are sTill - I'm sTill -
BD: ~There's~nobodyy~here~who~would~yyell~at~yyou~or~a nyything~
ER: I - my blooud is rusTish, sir, and you are highbloouds. I - I couldn'T..
-- benthicDreamer [BD] attempts a sympathetic smile, but ends up with a stupid one --
-- equineReaction [ER] shakes her head, a little too forcefully for her condition. --
BD: ~It's~all~right,~yyou~don't~have~to~if~yyou~don't~ want~to~
ER: I... you're nouT The firsT Tou Tell me I'm nouT...
ER: ... buT iT's hard Tou... geT used Tou soumeThing like ThaT...
BD: ~I~can~imagine~
ER: s...sourry. and... um... Thank you.
-- benthicDreamer [BD] smiles an even stupider smile --
BD: ~No~problem~
BD: ~((~http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nYj2GgIrS7...aft+smile2.jpg~
ER: ((LOVECRAFT WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE))
BD: ~((i~know~right))~
-- equineReaction's [ER'S] expression is more neutral - but it's a happy sort of neutral. --
BD: ~So,~friends?~
ER: I'll Try Tou... remember ThaT I am parT ouf a crew. u-um --
-- equineReaction [ER] is put off-kilter by that word, surprise crossing onto her face again. --
ER: I - um - I guess - ThaT's approupriaTe?
BD: ~YYeah~
ER: I doun'T... I mean I...
ER: I doun'T have much experience wiTh The Troull disease called friendship, sir, buT I'll Try.
BD: ~Neither~do~I~
BD: ~But~it's~not~so~bad~once~yyou~get~some~practice~
ER: undersTooud...
BD: ~:)~
-- equineReaction [ER] is quite quiet, after that, though she doesn't close her eyes. ... well, she's probably still tired. --
BD: ~YYou~want~me~to~let~yyou~get~some~rest?~
ER: iT's oukay... um... well... maybe.
BD: ~It's~fine~
ER: I... I'm afraid I'm jusT nouT very gooud coumpany righT nouw, and...
-- equineReaction [ER] frowns. --
BD: ~No,~yyou're~hurt,~yyou~need~rest~
ER: ... I'd prefer if soumeoune were oun waTch. being injured is Terribly frusTraTing, I can'T...
BD: ~I'll~stayy~here~if~yyou~need~me~to~
ER: nou, iT's oukay.
BD: ~YYou~sure?~
-- equineReaction [ER] nods, slowly. --
ER: iT's oukay.
BD: ~All~right,~then~
ER: um... Thank you four your councern.
ER: I'll be oukay resTing here.
BD: ~Okayy~
-- equineReaction [ER] leans back against the bed, with a long sigh. She'll... probably doze off. --
-- benthicDreamer [BD] tries not to blush --
-- equineReaction [ER] ceased pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 22:31 --

Sototh: Be horrorbros with random interloper

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-- darkAtlantis [DA] began pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 20:14 --
DA: HEY FRIE^vD
DA: HOvv'S THE ^vIGHT^^ARE JOUR^vAL CO^^I^vG?
BD: ~Well,~I~told~Malhaut~about~yyour~advice~
DA: A^vD?
BD: ~He~said~I~should~just~take~lots~of~light~naps~ins tead~
DA: vvHAT
DA: ^vO
DA: ^vO ^vO
BD: ~So~I've~been~doing~that~
DA: IS HE THE O^vE THAT SEE THIS STUFF?
DA: ^vO HE'S ^vOT.
DA: IT'S YOU A^vD ^^E.
DA: vvHAT DOES HE K^vOvv>
DA: ^vOTHI^vG!
DA: TELL HI^^ TO GET O^vLI^vE I ^vEED TO TALK TO HI^^ ABOUT THIS.
DA: I ^^EA^v
DA: PLEASE
DA: IF HE'S THERE
BD: ~He's~not~
DA: AUGH
DA: vvELL
DA: HOvv HAS THE ^vAP THI^vG BEE^v vvORKI^vG A^vYvvAY?
BD: ~Prettyy~well,~actuallyy~
DA: YEAH BUT ^vOvv YOU vvO^v'T GET A^vY vvAR^vI^vG!
DA: IT'S LIKE
DA: OH THIS BRIGHT vvAR^vI^vG SIG^v BOTHERS ^^E!
DA: I'^^ ^vOT GOI^vG TO READ IT I'^^ JUST GOI^vG TO PUT A TOvvEL OVER IT!
DA: vvHY vvOULD YOU DO THAT?!
BD: ~Because~I~can't~go~three~weeks~without~sleep~
DA: I ^vEVER SAID YOU HAD TO DO THAT!
DA: OKAY
DA: HAVE YOU BEE^v SEEI^vG THI^vGS DURI^vG YOUR ^vAPS?
BD: ~No~
BD: ~I~guess~I~have~to~be~sleeping~reallyy~deeplyy~for ~them~to~get~in~
DA: THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL GIFT YOU HAVE A^vD YOU'RE JUST GOI^vG TO THROvv IT AvvAY, THOUGH?
BD: ~A~gift?~
BD: ~These~things~are~loud~and~scaryy~and~horrible~
DA: IT'S O^vE vvAY TO THI^vK ABOUT IT, BUT REGARDLESS, YOU COULD vvAR^v EVERYBODY ABOUT THE^^, A^vD YOU CHOOSE TO IG^vORE THE^^?
DA: IT'S JUST IRRESPO^vSIBLE.
BD: ~...~
DA: THOUGH I GUESS I CA^v'T FORCE YOU TO DO A^vYTHI^vG
DA: vvOULD^v'T vvA^vT YOU TO GO CRAZY IF YOU DO^v'T THI^vK YOU CA^v HA^vDLE IT.
BD: ~I'll~think~about~it~
DA: GOOD BECAUSE THIS COULD BE EXTRE^^ELY I^^PORTA^vT TO YOUR SESSIO^v
DA: THEY TE^vD TO K^vOvv ABOUT THESE THI^vGS A^vD vvA^vT I^v O^v THE^^
DA: ALL ACROSS HISTORY THERE ARE SIG^vS OF THEIR I^vFLUE^vCE, I^v POLITICS, I^v ART, I^v vvARS.
DA: A^vD vvHAT YOU'RE DOI^vG ^vOvv SEE^^S PRETTY I^^PORTA^vT.
BD: ~YYeah~
DA: SO^^ETHI^vG vvRO^vG? THOUGHT ALL THIS SLEEP vvOULD HAVE YOU FEELI^vG BETTER.
BD: ~I'm~fine~
BD: ~Just~feeling~a~little~weird~is~all~
DA: vvEIRD HOvv?
BD: ~I~dunno~
DA: PHYSICALLY?
BD: ~Mentallyy,~mostlyy~
DA: ^vOT USED TO ^vOT SEEI^vG THE^^?
BD: ~That's~probablyy~it~
BD: ~Plus~the~stress~of~this~game,~and~dealing~with~so ~manyy~other~people~
DA: HA
DA: I BET
DA: THEY'RE REALLY FRUSTRATED RIGHT ^vOvv!
DA: ALL OF A SUDDE^v YOU STOP SHOvvI^vG UP!
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~Theyy're~like~
BD: ~"WHERE~IS~THE~LITTLE~GRAYY~THING"~
BD: ~"DID~ONE~OF~YYOU~EAT~IT?"~
DA: PROBABLY SO^^ETHI^vG LIKE THAT!
DA: I'^^ SORRY FOR FLIPPI^vG OUT O^v YOU LIKE THAT
DA: I GUESS I FORGOT ^vOT SEEI^vG THE^^ vvAS vvHAT I vvAS HELPI^vG YOU TO DO I^v THE FIRST PLACE!
DA: A^vD IF YOU'RE ^vOT IT RE^vDERS THE JOUR^vAL A^vD SUCH PRETTY ^^OOT!
BD: ~YYeah~
DA: O^vE LESS THI^vG TO vvORRY ABOUT. I SLEPT SI^vCE vvE TALKED A^vD SO^^ETI^^ES I FORGET THI^vGS AFTER I DO THAT!
BD: ~Oh~dear~
DA: BUT I vvROTE A LOT OF IT DOvv^v SO THAT HELPED!
DA: I THI^vK THAT HAS ^^ORE TO DO vvITH ^vOT SLEEPI^vG THA^v vvITH THE TERRORS THOUGH
-- darkAtlantis [DA] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --
BD: ~YYeah,~not~sleeping~will~do~that~to~yyou~
DA: TO BE HO^vEST I'D LOVE TO TRY THIS ^vAP THI^vG BUT IT'S JUST TOO DA^vGEROUS!
BD: ~Just~set~an~alarm~clock~
DA: I DO^v'T HAVE O^vE I LIVE I^v A SvvA^^P! I CA^v'T JUST GO A^vD GET A CLOCK!
BD: ~Oh~
BD: ~Well~crap~
DA: IT'S OKAY, I THI^vK I HAVE PHYSICALLY LOST THE ABILITY TO FALL ASLEEP. IT'S ^^ORE LIKE PASSI^vG OUT!
BD: ~That's~
BD: ~Probablyy~unhealthyy~
DA: IT'S JUST HOvv IT IS!
DA: BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS^v'T HEALTHY, BUT IT'S A BIT TOO LATE ^vOvv.
BD: ~YYeah,~I~guess~
DA: U^vLESS
DA: THEY ALL JUST DECIDE TO DIE OR GO AvvAY OR SO^^ETHI^vG
DA: A^vD LET ^^E SLEEP
DA: A^vD EVERYO^vE ELSE vvHO CA^v HEAR THE^^.
BD: ~That'd~be~prettyy~damn~nice~
DA: IT'D BE ^vICE TO HAVE ACTUAL DREA^^S.
BD: ~I~alwayys~wondered~what~those~were~like~
BD: ~Apparentlyy~theyy're~reallyy~weird~
DA: I DO^v'T K^vOvv. I'VE ASKED OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE, A^vD THEY DO^v'T SEE^^ TO THI^vK THEY'RE A^vYTHI^vG SPECIAL.
BD: ~But~anyything~is~better~than~horrorterrors~
DA: I SURE HOPE SO.
DA: A^vD I SURE AS HELL HOPE THEY'LL LEAVE ^^E ALO^vE vvHE^v I'^^ DEAD BECAUSE GODDA^^^v
BD: ~That~would~just~be~too~much~
BD: ~((dramatic~ironyy))~
DA: (( quite ))
DA: vvHAT ARE THEY GO^v^vA DO vvITH A DEAD PERSO^v?
DA: ^vOTHI^vG!
BD: ~Eat~them,~mayybe~
DA: EAT THEIR SOUL? YOU CA^v'T EAT A SOUL!
BD: ~Theyy~probablyy~can~
BD: ~Who~knows?~
DA: ^vOBODY! vvHICH IS vvHAT SUCKS ABOUT IT!
BD: ~I~know~
BD: ~But~I~suppose~it~would~be~better~not~to~know~
DA: I HATE ^vOT K^vOvvI^vG THI^vGS, A^vD PEOPLE vvHO ARE ^^YSTERIOUS FOR THE SAKE OF BEI^vG ^^YSTERIOUS!
BD: ~"We~live~on~a~placid~island~of~ignorance~in~the~m idst~of~black~seas~of~infinityy,~and~it~was~not~me ant~that~we~should~voyyage~far.”~
DA: YOU vvRITE THAT?
BD: ~Myy~ancestor~did~
DA: BUT IF ^vOBODY EVER vvE^vT OUT TO SEA, vvE'D ^vEVER DISCOVER A^vYTHI^vG.
BD: ~Not~a~literal~island~
DA: I K^vOvv THAT!
BD: ~Our~little~place~in~the~cosmos,~and~the~horrors~t hat~lurk~outside~it~
DA: IF YOU vvA^vT TO A^v^vUL THEIR I^vFLUE^vCE, YOU FIRST HAVE TO U^vDERSTA^vD THE^^, A^vD SO^^ETI^^ES YOU HAVE TO REACH I^vTO THE COLD vvRITHI^vG GUTS OF THE U^vK^vOvv^v A^vD HOPE ^vOTHI^vG BITES OFF YOUR FI^vGERS.
BD: ~That's~a~lovelyy~wayy~of~putting~it~
DA: IS^v'T IT? I LIKE ^^ETAPHORS TOO.
BD: ~Metaphors~are~prettyy~great~
DA: PLUS, YOU'VE GOT ^^ORE THA^v O^vE FI^vGER. YOU vvO^v'T BE CRIPPLIED FOR LIFE IF YOU LOSE A FEvv!
BD: ~But~yyou~might~go~insane~
DA: THERE ARE DEGREES OF I^vSA^vITY.
BD: ~Degrees~on~a~slipperyy~slope~
DA: BUT DEGREES ^vO^vE THE LESS, A^vD BELIEVE ^^E, IT'S POSSIBLE TO LIVE A^vD BE A LITTLE I^vSA^vE AT THE SA^^E TI^^E!
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~Myy~friend~Pallida~kind~of~exemplifies~that~
DA: SOU^vDS LIKE A^v I^vTERESTI^vG GUY
DA: GIRL?
BD: ~Girl,~yyeah~
DA: IS IT THE TERRORS AGAI^v OR SO^^ETHI^vG ELSE?
BD: ~No,~she's~just~
BD: ~A~little~odd~
DA: vvELL THERE'S SO^^ETHI^vG OF A LI^vE BETvvEE^v ECCE^vTRICITY A^vD I^vSA^vITY
BD: ~YYeah,~but~she's~prettyy~cool~
DA: vvHAT'S SHE DO?
BD: ~She's~reallyy~nice,~and~she~doesn't~care~what~any ybodyy~thinks~of~her~
BD: ~Hell,~her~trolltag~is~bucketJockeyy~
DA: vvELL
DA: I CA^v CERTAI^vLY SEE THE ELE^^E^vTS OF ^vOT CO^vSIDERI^vG OTHERS' FEELI^vGS
BD: ~Heh,~yyeah~
DA: I'^^ ^vOT SURE vvHY A^vYBODY vvOULD PICK A ^vA^^E LIKE THAT IF THEY vvA^vTED A^vY SORT OF I^vTERACTIO^v AT ALL
DA: THERE'S A LI^vE, TOO, BETvvEE^v CAREFREE A^vD OBSCE^vE
BD: ~If~yyou'll~pardon~myy~language,~she~just~doesn't~ give~a~fuck~
DA: JUDGI^vG BY YOUR DESCRIPTIO^v OF HER SHE ^^UST HAVE SO^^E OTHER APPEALI^vG CHARACTERISTICS, OR I vvOULD AT LEAST HOPE SO
BD: ~She's~just~a~cool~person~
DA: I'LL TAKE YOUR vvORD FOR IT. IS SHE I^v YOUR SESSIO^v AS vvELL?
BD: ~YYeah~
-- darkAtlantis [DA] is feeling rather put-off right now and also alarmed because she so often forgets that she should probably try and fill her quadrants. People come by, sure, but they never stay long. Sometimes they just vanish altogether. --
DA: vvELL
-- benthicDreamer [BD] and his team are floating in a thick stew of quadrant fuckery at the moment --
DA: vvHETHER YOU DECIDE TO REACH I^vTO THE COLD SQUIR^^Y GUTS OF THE U^vK^vOvv^v OR ^vOT
DA: LET ^^E K^vOvv
BD: ~Okayy~
BD: ~If~theyy~don't~reach~out~and~grab~me~first~
BD: ~((foreshadowing))~
DA: THE^v YOU'VE JUST GOTTA CHEvv YOURSELF FREE! YOU'VE GOT TEETH, RIGHT?
BD: ~YYeah~
BD: ~Stubbyy~ones~
DA: GOOD
DA: SAD LIFE, ^vOT HAVI^vG TEETH
DA: THESE ARE ^^ETAPHORICAL TEETH THOUGH
DA: YOUR REAL TEETH HAVE ^vO BEARI^vG O^v THE^^
DA: SO DO^v'T vvORRY ABOUT THAT
BD: ~Myy~metaphorical~teeth~are~prettyy~stubbyy~too~
DA: HOvv CA^v YOU TELL IF THEY'RE ^^ETAPHORICAL?
BD: ~Because~I'm~scared~
BD: ~I~don't~think~I~could~fight~against~the~horrorter rors~if~theyy~got~me~
DA: SCARED THI^vGS LASH OUT A^vD BITE! EVE^v TI^vY THI^vGS CA^v KILL vvHE^v THEY'RE COR^vERED!
BD: ~...~
BD: ~Okayy,~I'll~tryy~
DA: GOOD!
DA: BEAR YOUR ^^ETAPHOR FA^vGS AT THOSE TERRORS! OR KEEP ^vAPPI^vG, vvHATEVER vvORKS.
BD: ~YYeah~
DA: HERE IS vvHERE I vvOULD REACH OUT A^vD RUFFLE YOUR HAIR E^vCOURAGI^vGLY, BUT CHA^vCES ARE YOU ARE TALLER THA^v I A^^.
BD: ~I~accept~yyour~virtual~hair-ruffle~
DA: YOU BETTER
BD: ~Or~what?~
DA: I KID
BD: ~:)~
DA: ^vOTHI^vG! I CA^v'T DO A^vYTHI^vG, I'^^ BEHI^vD A SCREE^v!
DA: GOOD LUCK. TELL ^^E HOvv IT GOES.
DA: SU^v'S GOI^vG DOvv^v SO I HAVE TO GET GOI^vG ^^YSELF.
BD: ~Ok~
BD: ~It~was~great~talking~to~yyou~
DA: YOU TOO. HELPS vvITH THE SA^vITY THI^vG A LOT I THI^vK.
BD: ~:)~
DA: DO YOUR HOR^vS STICK OUT I^v THE SA^^E PLACES AS YOUR LITTLE vvAVY LI^vES THERE? HAVI^vG A HOR^v O^v YOUR CHI^v vvOULD SORT OF SUCK. ^vO OFFE^vSE.
BD: ~No,~theyy're~up~on~the~sides~of~myy~head~
DA: OH THA^vK GOD
DA: THAT vvAS ALL I vvA^vTED TO ASK.
BD: ~Ok~
DA: TALK TO YOU SOO^v!
-- darkAtlantis [DA] ceased pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 21:54 --
-- darkAtlantis [DA] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

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-- scalyManfish [SM] began pestering benthicDreamer [BD] at 23:13 --
SM: Hello there.
BD: ~Who~are~yyou?~
SM: I'm Old Gregg.
SM: Who are you?
BD: ~Um,~I'm~Sototh~
SM: You got a nice name, Sototh.
SM: You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
BD: ~What?~
BD: ~No~
SM: You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
BD: ~No!~
SM: I'm gonna hurt you.
BD: ~...~
BD: ~Please~don't~eat~me~
BD: ~I've~heard~form~several~reliable~sources~that~I~d on't~taste~good~
SM: I like you.
SM: What do you think of me?
BD: ~Um~
BD: ~Honestlyy,~I~think~yyou're~a~perverted~fish~monst er~spawned~byy~an~alien~god~
SM: Do you love me?
BD: ~No!~
SM: Could you learn to love me?
BD: ~What?~
BD: ~No!~
SM: Learn to love me, Sototh.
SM: I'm Old Gregg.
BD: ~I~know~
SM: I can make you a crumble.
SM: I can massage your feet.
BD: ~No~thanks~
SM: I can birth you a bunch of little fishies out my mangina.
BD: ~YYour~what?~
SM: My downstairs mixup.
BD: ~...~
SM: A light comes out of it.
SM: Makes you feel tingly.
BD: ~I'm...~
SM: D'you want me to make you feel tingly, Sototh?
BD: ~No,~yyou~blasphemous~fishbeast!~
SM: Please don't use racial slurs, Sototh.
SM: Those are hurtful.
SM: And if you make Old Gregg feel hurtful, he's gonna rip your lungs out and grind them up into fertilizer.
BD: ~!~
SM: I'm Old Gregg.
-- benthicDreamer [BD] ceased pestering scalyManfish [SM] at 23:38 --