YOU are LEGENDARY ANDY. you ARE the greAtest MANSTICKFIGUREDUDE ever born/made/grown/sexed up. YOU 'ave been sitting here in your sweetnasty crib for FICKUNG EVER. You are very bored, a-
THIS POORLY-DRAWN AMERICAN SECRET AGENT MAN KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR SO FUCKING HARD IT EXPLODES.
THE ANDY: Dude! I JUST BOUGHT THAT wall!
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Andy! I have a very important task for you!
ANDINATOR:No way! you just Exploded all over my wall!
THE MAN: But it relates to the well being of the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARRACK OBAMA.
ANDYO: Whoa shit? That's really messed up!
POPO: Yes, he has, in fact, been kidnapped by ninjas.
Andy: that's retarded.
Sexy Agent Man: Yeah. But in order to locate the enemy base, we need to defeat the eight ROBOT MASTERS.
Andy:Oh. Where are they?
Secret Agent Man:We don't know, so you'll have to break into the enemy base and steal their master plan.
Andy: Oh. well then I'll just laser in and-
WAIT ANDY YOU CAN'T! AFTER YOUR LAST ADVENTURE, THE MANLINESS TO WUSSINESS RATIO OF THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN GREATLY OFFSET
The man again: YOU CAN'T USE ANY OF YOUR SUPER POWERS ON THIS MISSION.
Andy: well, okay, but....
Do I REALLY wanna do this?