Legendary Andy presents: THE BEST EXPLOSION EVER

[andanotherone]

YOU are LEGENDARY ANDY. you ARE the greAtest MANSTICKFIGUREDUDE ever born/made/grown/sexed up. YOU 'ave been sitting here in your sweetnasty crib for FICKUNG EVER. You are very bored, a-



WHEN SUDDENLY



THIS POORLY-DRAWN AMERICAN SECRET AGENT MAN KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR SO FUCKING HARD IT EXPLODES.



THE ANDY: Dude! I JUST BOUGHT THAT wall!
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Andy! I have a very important task for you!
ANDINATOR:No way! you just Exploded all over my wall!
THE MAN: But it relates to the well being of the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARRACK OBAMA.
ANDYO: Whoa shit? That's really messed up!
POPO: Yes, he has, in fact, been kidnapped by ninjas.
ANDEZ:...
Andy: that's retarded.
Sexy Agent Man: Yeah. But in order to locate the enemy base, we need to defeat the eight ROBOT MASTERS.
Andy:Oh. Where are they?
Secret Agent Man:We don't know, so you'll have to break into the enemy base and steal their master plan.
Andy: Oh. well then I'll just laser in and-
WAIT ANDY YOU CAN'T! AFTER YOUR LAST ADVENTURE, THE MANLINESS TO WUSSINESS RATIO OF THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN GREATLY OFFSET
Andy: What?
The man again: YOU CAN'T USE ANY OF YOUR SUPER POWERS ON THIS MISSION.
Andy: well, okay, but....



Do I REALLY wanna do this?

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[SNeakyRobot]

> No. You want to get your Honey Nut Cheerios on, all up in this hizzle!

[andanotherone]

> No. You want to get your Honey Nut Cheerios on, all up in this hizzle!

FUCK YES I LOVE CERIAL

HELL YEAH GONNA GET ME SOME CERIAL

THIS CERIAL PROVOKES FEELINGS OF DEEP LONGING WITHIN ME

LONGING FOR CERIAL

WAIT A SECOND, THIS CERIAL TASTES HILARIOUS

SON OF A BITCH

FUCKIN' NINJAS MAN!

[TheBoyd]

iloveyou

> Wait is that sexy secret agent still there?

> accept mission then use lazors anyway, because why the hell not.

~

[andanotherone]

I was going to write something here about how I was afraid of homosexual spiders or something but then I got sidetracked by that mental image.

> Wait is that sexy secret agent still there?
> accept mission then use lazors anyway, because why the hell not.

HEY YOU! I'M GOING TO ACCEPT THAT MISSION!

SO HARD!

SO HAAARD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"SIR! CALM DO-"

FCITIWHOOOOOOOOPOOOOM

poosh.
Well okay guys i think we're going to need a good OPENING MOVE here, else we might not look as WickedSick.
AMRITE?

[SNeakyRobot]

> Punch the earth in half.

[TheBoyd]

[ArsenicNog]

>Drop kick space itself and watch the earth's molten core crap itself in terror.

[bobthepen]

Just stroll on in! Give the first guy you see a wink and the finger guns.

Then watch him explode.

[andanotherone]

> Punch the earth in half.

>Drop kick space itself and watch the earth's molten core crap itself in terror.

OH HEY ANDY DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING COOL AND IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME K THX!!!!!
No way you guys. Doing that stuff wore off it's welcome the seventh time. Plus, the whole "epic stunts" thing sorta died after I punched the universe in half from a distance using the draft from the punch. Just sayin'

IT A TRAP

PSSHAW. What are a few traps to LEGENDARY ANDY!?!?!?!?!?!

Yup. No traps here.

OH FUCKKK AN ARROW TRAP I'M SO DEAD OH NOOOOOOO

OH GOD A GUILOTINE NO
OOPS NOW I'M DEAD OH NO
Pussy.

Just stroll on in! Give the first guy you see a wink and the finger guns.

Then watch him explode.

Okay, real sorry Bob, but there doesn't seem to be any ninjas in here.

Oh hey! There's one!

Here we go, we're gonna get 'im, okay, okay...

AHHHH SON OF A FUCKING BITCH ASS DICK BAG

EFF YOU YOU WORTHLESS NINJA COMMUNIST

And, of course he explodes.

Okay, now that that ninja's dead, I can see that the following objects are in the room:
The entrance(Lock's broken, can't open)
A door on the opposite end of the room
MY SEVERED ARM ON THE FLOOR(GEE THANKS BOB)
Darkness
What should I do now, guys?

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I am SERIOSULY pissed off about how bob's suggestion got my arm cut off(THANKS).

[TheBoyd]

> Put arm back on,

alternatively wield your arm menacingly.

[andanotherone]

alternatively wield your arm menacingly.

After picking up your arm, you realize that your arm just turned into the legendary
MAN-TANA! It's ultra-manliness extrudes from the blade in the form of COLDHOT YELLOW FIRE, illuminating (not really) your surroundings. Using this weapon will cost you one of your arms.

[SNeakyRobot]

> So maybe anti-using will re-arm you? Try that.

[mamlukCollaborator]

> So maybe anti-using will re-arm you? Try that.

Yes, this.

[andanotherone]

> So maybe anti-using will re-arm you? Try that.

Ok, yeah, good enough. Now you have a sword-arm.
Moving on, we need to find a more effective way of murdering those pirates. Going at every enemy like you did the last one will probably adjust your manliness rating.

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Seconding is a sin and i will have none of it

[Planet of the Japes]

Ninja communists: begin flooding the area with tear gas in an attempt to undermine Andy's manliness by forcing him to cry.

[TheBoyd]

> Charge pacifistically

[SNeakyRobot]

> Check out your surroundings.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Can't you just use your super-detectiving skills to figure out where the Robot Masters are? Then leave some dynamite behind to blow this place up.

[Anomaly]

Just charge forward and stab everything that gets in your way. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IT IS AT THIS POINT.

[andanotherone]

> Charge pacifistically

"I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! "

Oh.... no one's here.

> Check out your surroundings.

Yup... these SURROUNDINGS sure are SURROUNDING me!

*sigh*

Just charge forward and stab everything that gets in your way. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IT IS AT THIS POINT.

HAHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID AIR! YOU THOUGHT YOU'D BE SAFE BECAUSE OF MY INTENTIONALLY MISLEADING BATTLECRY, BUT I STILL MURDERED YOU! HAHAHAHAAAA!

>Can't you just use your super-detectiving skills to figure out where the Robot Masters are? Then leave some dynamite behind to blow this place up.

You've been trying to, but it feels as if someone has been using the RECTANGLE TOOL in mspaint to block out your thoughts!

Ninja communists: begin flooding the area with tear gas in an attempt to undermine Andy's manliness by forcing him to cry.

"Eh. Why not."

"THINKTHINKTHINKTHINKTHINK"

"THINKTHINKTHI-"

"AAAAAAAAAA"

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taking pictures while flipping someone off is hard

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[SNeakyRobot]

> Pre-empt the teargas by crying tears of GASOLINE AND HOTSAUCE before any gasses reach you.

[andanotherone]

It was a pun.
TEAR gas? as in RIP AND TEAR?
HaHa.

[SNeakyRobot]

what? Do I not see green gas pouring out of that vent? How did your image make a pun?

[andanotherone]

No, cuz i tore the picture of andy in half.
GEDDIT