Lord English is the narrator!
Lord English is the narrator!
The text at the bottom Narrator seems pretty pissed at being overridden by this mystery guy and Doc Scratch too I guess. Hence the ALLCAPS WHOA JOHN TIME.
My guess is, the thing that is moved one yard is the URANIUM inside WV.
My crack theory guess is that Jack Noir is moved one yard, between dimensions into the troll session.
I propose a new chat thread, titled "Andrew Hussie: On a Tricycle Going Off the Deep End? Details Inside".
Or "ANDREW HUSSIE in: The Longest Yard"
poor WV. He's going to wake up from the craziest dream. ...Assuming he's cognizant of all this.
kids, this is why you should never ever eat Uranium before bedtime.
if you be brave and stout of heart:
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These updates made me laugh so hard I cried. I totally lost it when I got to "WHOOF WANT TO KNOW?"
And then I read the Formspring and I laugh-cried some more.
Also, Calspike has been replaced by Hella Andrew on the twitter page's background. An age has ended.
You know, my first thought at this 'one yard of intervention' was whether Doc Scratch would be aware of it or not. I'd assume he wouldn't.
I think I like Kanaya better when she isn't pining over a chick. Her best parts usually take place when she isn't talking to Rose or Vriska, like her conversations with Jade and Karkat. This is a personal preference, but I would prefer if she refrained from any shipping related conversations and actions for a while. Unlikely, but I shall still hope. I am a rampant shipper, but I dislike it when it happens in the comic. I am strange.
edit: What I mean is, the first thing she does after neutralizing the threats of Gamzee, Eridan, and Vriska is check on Rose, like she has done countless times. Why not contact Karkat in order to meet up, or try and finish Gamzee off before he recovers and continues to kill everyone? Whenever Kan has a girl in mind she does stupid things and operates with impaired judgement.
Last edited by kaoticAntagonist; 03-17-2011 at 09:48 AM.
Just had this thought regarding the yard of influence. What if Andrew contributes by cutting one yard of the beat mesa? If the kids are going to dodge the scratch, they probably can't be in their universe while it's reset. If Andrew intervenes and cuts the final yard of the beat mesa, John (or Dave), whoever was cutting the beat mesa previously, would also be able to escape.
Last edited by Shadow of the Lotus; 03-17-2011 at 10:06 AM.
But Dave can already cut Beat Mesa and escape if he uses a doomedself to do it.
"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm." -Hamlet
"now you're making steampunk sound like a gender identity or something" - seedy
Alright, woke up, saw direct message to audience. Too lazy to go back through the thread more than a couple of pages to see if there was any flipping out. And now we're talking about yards? Well, it will be interesting to see, in what way, he directly appears in the story. Now, I wonder if that 5th adventure will be entirely a self-insert. Heeheehee... no, that would be terrible, and I'm sure that AH/BM knows that, too.
I am often on Pesterchum with one of my trolls. Don't be afraid to troll them. (Tags are in spoiler.)
Hella Jeff is Lord English!
I have a tumblr now. Tumblr's are cool.
The narrator is telling the Geek Chorus to RELAX. We've had crazy people here be "disappointed" about events that haven't happened yet (how is that even a thing?), and formspring questions threatening regequits (oh dear gods no, anything but that) over a reset button that hasn't been pushed.
I think it's been made abundantly clear that Mr. Andrew Hussie has read the Evil Overlord's guide and does not need any warnings of obvious traps and pitfalls. So stop pointing them out. Wait for for him to fall in one, and THEN you can point and laugh, but don't bet on it happening.
On the other hand, being unhappy that the story may not take the direction you want? Don't do that unless you want to be pointed to and laughed at for being a big dork. As Andrew has said countless times, Homestuck is not your fanfiction.
I am sometimes this guy: