TROLLSLUM CAFE VII: March to Restore Sanity

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

"WHAT? I didnt know we were still doing it so i didnt have a design and i wasnt expecting to beat sileia anyway"

[Masterweaver]

"{%}{Ya could make id ad home den bring id up here.}{%}"

[Monster X]

Jezron slowly limps in, his left side still looking pretty nasty. He sits in a table close to the door. "My uzual jar of muzcl-" He starts to order before being suddenly interupped.

Without any warning whatsoever, Annika had charged in and slid to a halt next to Jezron's table. "Oh hi Jezron! Is this the place you told me about it looks NICE I like it omg look an armored guy! : D" Jezron slowly puts his head on the table as she charges off towards Plader.

When she gets up to him, she quickly begins without an introduction. "Wow that's some armor IT LOOKS SHINY YAY how often do you clean it I want some armor hey look a butterfly! : D" She stares out of a window in amazement, then looks at Plader again.

(Annika info in my sig)

[MostlyHarmless]

Sileia was impressed that Razel seemed like she was able to understand what this meat head was actually saying. IF BY 7UNED YOU MEAN ARE WE FRIENDS 7HEN YEAH I GUESS WE'RE 7UNED.

Krsnik blushes

YES... !'LL +RY!

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Spanish Krsnik: YOU KNOW, !'VE ALWAYS FOUND +ANGO DANC!NG +O BE AN EXCELLEN+ WAY +O REL!EVE S+RESS!
Krsnik: DON'+ L!S+EN +O H!M KRSN!K!
Krsnik: YOU HAVE +O KEEP !+ +OGE+HER FOR HER SAKE!
Krsnik: JUS+ +AKE DEEP BREA+HES AND !MAG!NE A CALM BLUE OCEAN!

[Masterweaver]

"Well, you two droogs, can I ask what you're rapping? Looks rad!"

[potatato]

Euphie is running up to the door of the cafe hands in front of him, trying to push open the door, which he does manage to at the cost of falling flat on his face.
Wha| a hoo|!
He gets up and brushes him self off. He then goes over to get a nice cup of water with one ice cube in it...and only one.

[Rio]

I'm drawing a castle and she's drawing a robot.

Devi remains oblivious to Krsnik's inner conflict. I Must Confess, I Am Not Really Used To This.

[Monster X]

Without even bothering with Plader's replay, Annika casts a glance around the cafe and runs back to Jezron. "HI AGAIN Jezzy this place has fun people and stuff oh I'LL TAKE A SOPOR SLIME SODA!!!! : D yayyayayayayay OMG look it's Kar Funk! : D"

Annika runs up to Funk. "Funk funk funk I used to WATCH YOUR SHOW I still WATCH IT it's fun yay how are you what's your FAVORITE COLOR : D"

[Masterweaver]

Annika runs up to Funk. "Funk funk funk I used to WATCH YOUR SHOW I still WATCH IT it's fun yay how are you what's your FAVORITE COLOR : D"

What another fan? The Kar Funk is rad with it.
"I be hip to the shizzle, droog, and rad with the beat of the best colors yo! But if I say which is the best, well, the fans would blank me dig?"

[Monster X]

What another fan? The Kar Funk is rad with it.
"I be hip to the shizzle, droog, and rad with the beat of the best colors yo! But if I say which is the best, well, the fans would blank me dig?"

"OH I SEE you like all COLORS I like all colors too except for some but they don't count because ALL COLORS are cool I mean imagine a world with no colors it'd be COMPLETELY uncool in everyway SERIOUSLY hey look my soda's being delivered yay SOPOR SLIME!!! : D" She proceeds to bound off at high velocity.

Jezron limps up. "I apologize, zhe can get a little... Hyperactive." He casts a worried glance at her cavorting around the cafe.

[MostlyHarmless]

WELL !F !+ WASN'+ ALREADY OBV!OUS BY NOW ! CAN'+ SAY +HA+ !'M VERY GOOD A+ +H!S SOR+ OF +H!NG E!+HER!

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Spanish Krsnik: ! HAPPEN +O BE VERY GOOD A+ +H!S SOR+ OF +H!NG!
Krsnik: CALM BLUE OCEAN!

PERHAPS WE COULD +RY +O ENGAGE !N SMALL +ALK?!

[Rio]

That Sounds Good.

Razel watches the blueblood run around like a weirdo. She says nothing because you do not make bad comments about the highbloods.

[Dead Zed]

Ariam walks in, a shark grin plastered across his face, and a cane in his left hand.
Looking around he takes a seat in his usual booth, and orders a white russian.

[Masterweaver]

"That's fine, I'm hip."

[Monster X]

"Okay zen." Jezron returns to his seat.

Annika, now slightly less crazed due to the calming effects of her Sopor Slime Soda, notices Razel's stare. "HI! People call me ANNIKA! I'm pretty happy if you didn't notice! What's your name what's yours tell me pleeeeease?! : D" She gains an extremely pleading look.

[Rio]

Uhm.... I'm Razel. The wriggler blinks, sort of taken aback.

[Monster X]

Uhm.... I'm Razel. The wriggler blinks, sort of taken aback.

"Razel? Razel. That's a nice NAME!" She quickly gulps down another drink of her soda. "Are you happy a lot? I'm happy a lot! Do you like flowers? Do you do you do you?" She starts playing with her hair suddenly.

[MostlyHarmless]

WELL ! SEEM +O RECALL +HA+ LAS+ +!ME ! ASKED ABOU+ YOU AND YOUR HOBB!ES!
! SUPPOSE +HA+ !+'S ONLY FA!R +HA+ YOU GE+ A S!M!LAR OPPER+UN!+Y!
!S +HERE ANY+H!NG YOU WOULD L!KE +O ASK ME ABOU+?!

Sileia wasn't sure what to make of this new girl other than the fact that she needed to cut down on the sugar.

[Pootporri]

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((oh look everyone is dead
this is a perfect time to post obviously ))

...She snaps back to reality.
And by snap back to reality, she stops staring at one place and looks ar-

HONK!

ound the room.

[Monster X]

Bored, Annika hopped back to Jezron.

"Hi Jezron thank you for taking me here where's P.F.?" "Zhe might zhow up later..." "THANKS! : D" She begins leapfrogging around the cafe.

She catches sight of Ophelia and hops up. "Hello hello HELLO! : D"

[Rio]

((Bluh, had no muse for a bit. Everything sounded stupid. Well, stupider than what i did post.))

Point. So Tell Me, What Do You Like To Do?

Razel blinked. Woooow. She thinks she'll just continue drawing okay?

[Flamerider64]

This guy doesn't get enough credit or attention so...
Kazari you meddling zipper freak, what's up.

|=|No-Hooded-Dudes-in-here?-M
|=|Good-M

Thinking back at the hooded guys plot, Vaxa would be ashamed at Ava by this point...

[Pootporri]

Bored, Annika hopped back to Jezron.

"Hi Jezron thank you for taking me here where's P.F.?" "Zhe might zhow up later..." "THANKS! : D" She begins leapfrogging around the cafe.

She catches sight of Ophelia and hops up. "Hello hello HELLO! : D"

Oh dear, a troll was leapfrogging toward her. She was about to extract her NAILKIND strife specibus before the girl abrup-

HONK!

-tly halted. She says to the unusually pepper girl,

hello, blueblooded hONKappy girl! for a second there i thought you weHONKre going to run into me! that would not have turned oHONKut pleasant for you! HONK HONK!

She smiles under the mob of hair.

what is yHONKour name? HONK HONK!

[doesnotBelong]

This kid is back in the vents again. Incidentally, a pail of sopor slime falls out of a vent and lands on Jezron's head. The two incidents couldn't possibly be related.

Haa haa.

[A person]

Zamic slides into the building through an open window again. Why is he trying to be so stealthy? He listens to the chatter of the trolls.

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