Novelty ~ATH Editor

[scientiaCaelifata]

Bad news everyone

The development is momentarily halted until I find a new programming language that is physically capable of what I need it to do, meaning bifurcated text, opening a created *.~ATH file both inside the program and opening from file, and possibly auto-updating.

I was considering Java, but it refuses to install the compiling environment on my computer (and also I immensely dislike Java, but I don't want to make something that only one OS can use). Any suggestions? Keep in mind I have no idea how to code anything more complex than a HELLO WORLD so how on earth I blew this out my ass is a mystery even to me.

I'm slightly busy at the moment, because

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my unimaginably annoying acquaintance is trying to make a rap album and the only person with talent got pissed off and went to I dunno kill something so he wants me to do what she could do, which was terrifyingly fast and good, she's like the Renard V of fantrolls and yeah I can't do that. That, and I'm also trying to work up the courage and patience to keep writing my novel, which has atrophied to the point that it would be much better to just start over from scratch.

of things, so It might take a while xD
To satiate the masses, I'm working on a final version with this codebase, as I've managed to make the interface black as(s) well, and add some other things, like a copyright to The Huss and a small notice popup that is essentially a copy of stuff on the forums under "Help".

So yeah, the new version will be on the first post when ready.

[SenorEverClever]

Here's one I call InstantGratification.~ATH:

import universe U;
import demon LordEnglish;

~ATH(U) {

    ~ATH(!LordEnglish) {

    } EXECUTE(NULL);

} EXECUTE(NULL);

THIS.DIE();

It allows you to bypass the fact that nothing with a short lifespan is included in the library.
It is waiting for Lord English to enter the universe, but seeing as he's already here...

[scientiaCaelifata]

Here's one I call InstantGratification.~ATH:

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import universe U;
import demon LordEnglish;

~ATH(U) {

    ~ATH(!LordEnglish) {

    } EXECUTE(NULL);

} EXECUTE(NULL);

THIS.DIE();

It allows you to bypass the fact that nothing with a short lifespan is included in the library.
It is waiting for Lord English to enter the universe, but seeing as he's already here...

Clever! Though I'm not sure whether it would attempt to wait until his death or what, then that would be... problematic.
Or maybe it would activate only when he appears on the timeline, like a code that would run constantly unless he skipped ahead a few years, and then it would wait for him.

Ooh! you know that would make a great alarm, a program that would only run when he exists on the timeline, if you're trying to avoid him. That would be awesome.

[scientiaCaelifata]

import money Snoo;
import money Updog;

~ATH() {

    ~ATH() {

    } EXECUTE(NULL);

} EXECUTE(NULL);

THIS.DIE();

INDEFINET ENERGY RECOURCE TO SOLVE ENERGY CRISIS


wtf am i doing

[OmegaX123]

We have no 100% confirmation (unless I missed something on the Formspring or whatever) that the

~ATH(!whatever)

means 'when whatever is created', it may mean 'when whatever is not dead', or even 'when something other than whatever dies', ie: in SenorEverClever's 'hello world' example, it could very well result in 'when anything other than the world dies, it says hello world, when the world dies it says goodbye world'.

[BunBun]

import universe U;
import troll Aradia;

~ATH(!U) {

  ~ATH(Aradia) {

  } EXECUTE(ASPLODE);

} EXECUTE(NULL);

THIS.DIE();

I think this makes whatever running it explode if Aradia dies and the universe is not dead.

This one does something strange.

import dragon D;
import universe U;
import author BB;
import mayfly M;
bifurcate BB [BB, BB];
bifurcate M [M, M];
bifurcate U [U, U];

~ATH(D) {

 ~ATH(M) {

  ~ATH(M) {

   ~ATH(BB) {

    ~ATH(BB) {

     ~ATH(U) {

      ~ATH(U) {

      } EXECUTE(KILL(M));

     } EXECUTE(KILL([BB));

    } EXECUTE(COMBINE(BB, BB));

   } EXECUTE(RESET(BB, U));

  } EXECUTE(COMBINE(M, M));

 } EXECUTE(RESET(M, U));

} EXECUTE(ASPLODE);

THIS.DIE();

I think that it does this: M dies, mayflies & U reset, M dies, mayflies combine:

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import dragon D;
import universe U;
import author BB;
import mayfly M;
bifurcate BB [BB, BB];
bifurcate M [M, M];
bifurcate U [U, U];

~ATH(D) {

 ~ATH(M) {

  ~ATH(BB) {

   ~ATH(BB) {

    ~ATH(U) {

     ~ATH(U) {

     } EXECUTE(KILL(M));

    } EXECUTE(KILL([BB));

   } EXECUTE(COMBINE(BB, BB));

  } EXECUTE(RESET(BB, U));

 } EXECUTE(RESET(M, U));

} EXECUTE(ASPLODE);

THIS.DIE();

BB dies, BBs & U reset, BB dies, BBs combine:

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import dragon D;
import universe U;
import author BB;
import mayfly M;
bifurcate BB [BB, BB];
bifurcate M [M, M];
bifurcate U [U, U];

~ATH(D) {

 ~ATH(M) {

  ~ATH(M) {

   ~ATH(BB) {

    ~ATH(U) {

     ~ATH(U) {

     } EXECUTE(KILL(M));

    } EXECUTE(KILL([BB));

   } EXECUTE(RESET(BB, U));

  } EXECUTE(COMBINE(M, M));

 } EXECUTE(RESET(M, U));

} EXECUTE(ASPLODE);

THIS.DIE();

U dies, both BBs die, U dies, mayflies die.
BB & M dead:

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import dragon D;
import universe U;
import author BB;
import mayfly M;
bifurcate BB [BB, BB];
bifurcate M [M, M];
bifurcate U [U, U];

~ATH(D) {

 ~ATH(M) {

  ~ATH(BB) {

   ~ATH(U) {

    ~ATH(U) {

    } EXECUTE(KILL(M));

   } EXECUTE(KILL([BB));

  } EXECUTE(RESET(BB, U));

 } EXECUTE(RESET(M, U));

} EXECUTE(ASPLODE);

THIS.DIE();

It should work like this, I think.

[The Cool]

ERROR

Whenever you save something as a .~ATH file using the program
you get a .~ATH.~ATH file extension

[7H3 HUN73R]

import money Snoo;
import money Updog;

~ATH() {

    ~ATH() {

    } EXECUTE(NULL);

} EXECUTE(NULL);

THIS.DIE();

INDEFINET ENERGY RECOURCE TO SOLVE ENERGY CRISIS


wtf am i doing

I dont know, but whatever it is, keep doing it.

[ShadowOfFate]

...dammit! Did I do anything wrong?
And I'm using Windows 7 too...

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Runtime error: index: 0 is outside of collection bounds

Error(Exception)>>defaultAction
Error(Exception)>>activateHandler: <anUndefinedObject>
Error(Exception)>>handle
Error(Exception)>>signal
Error class(Exception class)>>signal: <'index: 0 is outside ...'>
OrderedCollection(Object)>>error: <'index: 0 is outside ...'>
OrderedCollection(IndexedCollection)>>errorInBound s: <0>
OrderedCollection>>at: <0> put: <anOrderedCollection>
BasicOnDemandCompiler class>>readTknFile: <aMixedFileStream> callingProgram: <anUndefinedObject> commandLine: <''>
Basic class>>start
Message>>perform
NotificationManager>>empty
NotificationManager>>runPendingEvents
NotificationManager>>runEventLoop
Message>>perform
Message>>evaluate
Process>>safelyEvaluate: <aMessage>
Process>>evaluate: <aMessage>

[Juckter]

import universe U;
import author Juckter;

~ATH(Juckter) {
    ~ATH(U){
    } EXECUTE (ASPLODE)
} EXECUTE(NULL)

THIS.DIE

I wonder... WHAT THE HELL does this do?

[The Cool]

Wait for you to die, then waits for the universe to die, then executes a prgram calles ASPLODE, whatever that is.

[Alphakirby]

import universe (U)
import author Alphakirby

~ATH (Alphakirby) {
~ATH (U) {
} EXECUTE (ASPLODE);
} EXECUTE (NULL)

THIS.DIE ();

If I'm correct,if I die now (Or someone named Alphakirby dies) The universe will explode and this program will close

[Karhs12]

If I'm correct,if I die now (Or someone named Alphakirby dies) The universe will explode and this program will close

Nah, the ~ATH before U means that it will wait until U dies before executing ASPLODE. To actually destroy the unvierse you would presumable have to say

import universe U
import author Alphakirby

~ATH (Alphakirby) {
universe.DIE(U)
}EXECUTE (NULL)

THIS.DIE ();

Of course, this is based entirely on guesswork and a very vague memory of lua.

[Alphakirby]

If I'm correct,if I die now (Or someone named Alphakirby dies) The universe will explode and this program will close

Nah, the ~ATH before U means that it will wait until U dies before executing ASPLODE. To actually destroy the unvierse you would presumable have to say

import universe U
import author Alphakirby

~ATH (Alphakirby) {
universe.DIE(U)
}EXECUTE (NULL)

THIS.DIE ();

Of course, this is based entirely on guesswork and a very vague memory of lua.

So basically I need to put the EXECUTE (ASPLODE) before the Universe or maybe ~ATH is coded differently than LUA

[Alphakirby]

import universe U;
import author Juckter;

~ATH(Juckter) {
    ~ATH(U){
    } EXECUTE (ASPLODE)
} EXECUTE(NULL)

THIS.DIE

I wonder... WHAT THE HELL does this do?

Well considering it's the same style as my code,it should blow up the universe if you die.

[Karhs12]

So basically I need to put the EXECUTE (ASPLODE) before the Universe

Technically? Yes, that is what the problem was.

However, I actually kind of doubt that ASPLODE is a valid function in any programming language. I was assuming that .DIE (); was essentially an end command, and that telling the universe to end would, well, end it. Hence the universe.DIE (U); But, like I said, I'm just guessing, and I'm not a particularly good programmer.

[Alphakirby]

So basically I need to put the EXECUTE (ASPLODE) before the Universe

Technically? Yes, that is what the problem was.

However, I actually kind of doubt that ASPLODE is a valid function in any programming language. I was assuming that .DIE (); was essentially an end command, and that telling the universe to end would, well, end it. Hence the universe.DIE (U); But, like I said, I'm just guessing, and I'm not a particularly good programmer.

Well as my edit stated, I think ~ATH may work different than other programming codes.

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Not being real helps my theory

[scientiaCaelifata]

ERROR

Whenever you save something as a .~ATH file using the program
you get a .~ATH.~ATH file extension

eheheh yeah I totally did not disappear off the face of the earth for almost a year and have managed to get nowhere
Actually I'm not sure if that's an error, or just some weird idiosyncrasy the save dioloughfe has, I must repeat that while I did "technically" code and create this I... don't know what the hell I'm actually doing so just this program running at all is some kind of act of god. That, or I powered the program with dead orphans. Possible.

[kilozombie]

I can't code for shit, but I have a sort of idea.

If the import means when it dies, the command is executed...
How about you make something, like a program, that can be killed anytime? It would confuse the shit out of ATH and maybe allow you to execute a command right then and there.

Just speculation from a dumbass.

[ChemIisan]

The universe will explode and this program will close

Quoting...

The link isn't working for me. New download link, please.

[Karhs12]

If the import means when it dies, the command is executed...
How about you make something, like a program, that can be killed anytime? It would confuse the shit out of ATH and maybe allow you to execute a command right then and there.

The problem is that you can only choose things from a specific list.
If you could chose something that could be killed at any time with no repercussions, then you would also probably be able to pick a super-rapidly decaying isotope, or a fruit fly or something, and have an effectively instant run.

One of the challenges in working with ~ATH is finding a trigger that you can actually work with.
Or being Sollux and basically time-space hacking it to run immediately anyways.

[Thesemar]

It has been a long time! Has there been any progress? The download link doesn't appear to work, at least not for me.
This looks super exciting, and I would love to try it out!

[zimzap]

is this alive because it is cool
the code where you where immortal because it has basicly no actual time when you are dead, maybe that's how the caledscratch is never broken?

[zimzap]

Also the race wipeut script, why not try race.die()

[youdont12know]

Editing posts makes doubleposting useless, deleting the other one makes you seem flawless and me silly. I'll edit something relevant in a minute, just wanted t put that down.