Karkat Vantas sings his first conversation to John to the k-pop tune "I Hate You" by 2pm. Tried to do this word for word from the pesterlog. (http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528)
I uhh sang the lyrics to Explore because I still love that song but cant seem to get my tindeck to let people play without downloading anyone know how to fix that? but i posted it here so http://emmeluckless.tumblr.com/post/...ing-my-current
Karkat bro look what I found - some Faygo bottle codes
Why dont you come make some, bro, just slam it right down
With just 200 of this Grist I made all of these loads
Miracles are always around!
Here, just try this, one Faygo bottle full
It's the good stuff, a Faygo bottle full
I know that it will open up your eyes
To the miracles deep inside!
All these colors so shi-shi-shi-shiny! Honk honk honk!
All these flavors so tas-tas-tas-tasty! Honk honk honk!
I'll share with you these mir-mir-miracles! Honk honk honk!
Miracles are everywhere! Slam one down and see!
Winter is a work-heavy season! Expect return of normal interaction with forum sometime in the middle of spring. Any and all messages received will be answered on slack days. || Filk.
I feel some of the syllables in this are off, and I'm not sure how much I like the chorus, but here it is. When the EOA5 flash comes out I'll have something for you all.
The End of The World as we Know it
That's super, it starts with a meteor, birdsprite and Cal, just about -
Dave’s not flipping the fuck out. Doing the windy thing, sick fires sick burns -
SBURB wants to make a world, while you try to save the world. Boonbonds and Boonbucks,
speed, luck no, vim no. Echeladder climb until you’ve reached the top,
Don’t stop. Choose the prototyping, travel through the seven gates and cease
griping and a specibus. 3 in, didn’t get it even with the twelve trolls
trolling tire-less-ly. Sessions all annihilated, destroyed, defeated
killed. Look at that Jack Noir! Ascend. Uh oh, the queen ring, reckoning,
just pawns, but getting queened. Save yourself, make yourself. SBURB wants to
make a world, watch your parents getting killed. Read the Game F A Q and the
manual for your slight slights. You time-conscious, breath-giving, spacious, bright
light, preparing for a strife.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid but I feel fine.
Six twelve – Other planet. Revolutions, I can’t stand it. Lowblood’s turn,
return, sick fires, sick burns. Handcuff in Signless sign and be gentler,
blood color. Quickly legislacerate. Sobriety – subjugglate. Lose a doorway,
lose a game. Descend, descend. Blackrom and flush, flush. Uh oh,
this means murder - fervor. Nature couples nurture! Make her, make her, make her, make her, make her, make her pay. Trying to escape, trying to avoid a
sick judgement day.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid but I feel fine.
Not long ago I made a cancer I thought nothing big would change. The bard of rage.
Nicholas Cage. Charles Dutton, Bill Cosby, Ryan North, Andrew Hussie.
Wriggling day, lots of cake, Betty Crocker! Your primitive, and self-righteous,
dumb species’ slight slight.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid.
It's the end of the world and it’s stupid but I feel fine...fine...
(its time for me to feel alive)
I'm a filkwriter at heart. Here are some of my songs!
CD: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Boxcars
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Boxcars
Or even just kiss you rump
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
CD: No one's slick as Boxcars (SS: HEY!)
No one's quick as Boxcars
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Boxcars
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Droog, Slick or Clubs-Deuce
And we'll tell you whose team we prefer to be on
Everyone: No one's been like Boxcars
Not Kingpin, just Boxcars CD: No one's got a swell hat on his head like Boxcars HB: As a gangster, yes, I'm intimidating Everyone: Wow!- what a pro, that Boxcars
Everyone: Give six "hurrahs!"
Give six angry grunts CD: Boxcars is the best
And the rest are all runts
Everyone: No one fights like Boxcars
Beats the Felt like Boxcars Cans: In a Mansion raid nobody bites like Boxcars HD, NB and AD wearing a dress: For there's no one as burly and brawny HB: I have quite more than enough vim CD: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny HB: That's right!
And every last inch of me is cast in shade
Everyone: No one hits like Boxcars
Beats up twits like Boxcars CD: In a morning mass nobody prays like Boxcars HB: I'm especially good at gospel singing
(Amen!) Everyone: No hell for Boxcars!
HB: When I was a lad I ate four dozen Eggs
Every morning cause that's how I felt
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen Eggs
So I can beat you and not break a sweat!
Everyone: No one shouts like Boxcars
Takes a punch like Boxcars CD: Then goes turning his foes into lunch like Boxcars HB: I use red hearts in all of my decorating Everyone: Say it again Team sleuth: Who's a man among men? The ladies: And then say it once more The Felt: Who's the villain next door? Rest of crew: Who's an exile success? HB:>BOY, NOW GIVE HER A KISS! Everyone: Ask his fans and his three teammates now
There's just one guy in town that knows every "how" CD: And his name's B-O-X- C -
B-O-X-C - O -
B-O-X-C - A - ah!
So this is me rewriting This River Is Wild by The Killers for Karkat.
This Session Is Wild
Well the Grist is falling down
On the bloodstained ground,
I heard a story from the Doc in white.
We heard the horrorterrors' sound
And the Scratch is coming round,
So Noir had better get his ass out of sight.
And those seadwellers are way up high,
But it's a long, long, long way down,
This session's meant for playing through
And it ain't nothing new,
I'll grab my sickles, then I'll strife and pound.
But it's a long, long, long way down.
You better start waking up before you burn,
Cause Jack's killing Prospit and Derse
I hear them churn,
The sprites just want to show you what they know,
But you can't understand them and it shows,
And now I can't get along with myself,
I never did get along with anybody else,
I've been trying hard to find my way,
But you know I could stay here all day
And watch the haze fall from the sky,
Well this session is wild.
This session is wild.
Start waking up before you burn,
Cause Jack's killing Prospit and Derse
I hear them churn,
I shake a little,
Sometimes I hate the way I talk,
I shake a little,
Sometimes I just don't give a fuck,
I just wanna troll you what I know
I think I'll go and start a new memo,
But now I can't get along with myself,
I never did get along with anybody else,
I've been trying hard to find my way,
But you know I could stay here all day
And watch the haze fall from the sky,
Because this session is wild.
Gog's beat you, grub.
This session is wild.
Now Gamzee's out of pies
And he's losing his mind
Because that sopor rots his pan away.
He's got our blood to make his mark,
And he lurks in the dark,
So I guess all we can do is pray.
You better start waking up before you burn,
Cause Jack's killing Prospit and Derse
I hear them churn,
The sprites just want to show you what they know,
But you can't understand them and it shows,
I still can't get along with myself,
I never did get along with anybody else,
I've been trying hard to make my way,
But you know I could stay here all day
And watch the haze fall from the sky,
And feel this blood in me tonight
Because this session is wild,
Gog's beat you, grub.
This session is wild.
Now the carnage is everywhere,
Rainbow blood in the veil,
I don't think I ever seen so many planets
But there's something pulling me.
Just Lord English and the Felt,
In the asteroid belt,
Making sure the session still goes round
But it's a long, long, long way down.
I am so satisfied with this like you don't even know.
Also dibs on singing it too.
We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day. We hope you enjoy your stay. Outside the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.
Um, so, a couple days ago I actually was awake on my hour and a half bus ride to school, and that song 'If I Die Young' by the Band Perry comes one and I'm listening to it, and I get this major brain idea of how it would fit Aradia so well with rewritten lyrics. Then I got home, busted them almost all the way out, and promptly began procrastinating. Yup, thats me! Just now I've almost finished themthats what the one funny verse is for! I'll be finishing ASAP!
So, WIP lyrics under the spoilers!
CHORUS:
When I die young, kiss me back to life here
Replace my tattered skirt and torn shirt
Shut my eyes to Alternia
Create a new me; a new self, a spirits home
Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother12
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors14
Oh, and life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no14
Skin's still gray, but now its hard and metal
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
CHORUS
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
And then I'll be wearing red with wings upon my new back
Even though I should be dead, I keep coming back to life
I've never known the feeling of pity
But it sure felt close when we discovered the game
There was a boy for a while, but that has passed on now
Now I'm just buffered chrome and glowing red ruby eyes
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
Everything is done
I can close my eyes
What I never did is done
Sometimes I wish I could go back, but not really, I'm okay
We were all doomed anyway, why should we try?
I'm still okay with dying, though
Funny, when you're dead how people start listening
CHORUS
Never-dead eyes awake
Live with hollow limbs
Gather up my soul, keep it in my cold shell
Save it from the neverending silence of heaven; hell, oh
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
Everything is done
I can close my eyes
I guess I just lost my Pupa
Pushed him off of a cliff
So I'm gonna laugh my 8utt off
For tod8y it's time to quit
I've got a 8itchy attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trou8le
I'm gonna start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
I'm gonna start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
I'm gonna start a fight!!!!!!!!
So, so what!!!!!!!!
I'm still a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you!!!!!!!!
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that you're gone
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
(___)
Kanaya took my load g8per
And hurled it right through the wall (SH8T!!!!!!!! >::::O )
My stupid left arm exploded
When I looked at my 8 8all (Pshhhhhhhh........)
If Terezi tries to 8ug me
Then some8ody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trou8le
Pyrope will start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
She's gonna start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
We're all gonna get in a fight!!!!!!!!
So, so what!!!!!!!!
I'm still a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you!!!!!!!!
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that you're gone
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
You wouldn't fly
You never could
I tried to help
I was so good
I 8uilt you stairs
You wouldn't clim8
It's all your fault--
Your 8lood is miiiiiiiine!!!!!!!!
So, so what!!!!!!!!
I'm still a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you!!!!!!!!
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that you're gone
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
No, no
No, no!!!!!!!!
I don't need you tonight
You were a fail
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
(heh........)
Just practiced it with a karaoke track for the first time, gonna record it this weekend at my girlfriend's house if everything goes right. My mic is crap. .-.
If anyone wants to do their own recording of it, just hit me up so I can hear it! <33
Last edited by extremeCrayonist; 10-26-2011 at 05:43 PM.
I guess I just lost my Pupa
Pushed him off of a cliff
So I'm gonna laugh my 8utt off
For tod8y it's time to quit
I've got a 8itchy attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trou8le
I'm gonna start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
I'm gonna start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
I'm gonna start a fight!!!!!!!!
So, so what!!!!!!!!
I'm still a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you!!!!!!!!
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that you're gone
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
(___)
Kanaya took my load g8per
And hurled it right through the wall (SH8T!!!!!!!! >::::O )
My stupid left arm exploded
When I looked at my 8 8all (Pshhhhhhhh........)
If Terezi tries to 8ug me
Then some8ody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trou8le
Pyrope will start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
She's gonna start a fight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
We're all gonna get in a fight!!!!!!!!
So, so what!!!!!!!!
I'm still a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you!!!!!!!!
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that you're gone
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
You wouldn't fly
You never could
I tried to help
I was so good
I 8uilt you stairs
You wouldn't clim8
It's all your fault--
Your 8lood is miiiiiiiine!!!!!!!!
So, so what!!!!!!!!
I'm still a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you!!!!!!!!
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that you're gone
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
No, no
No, no!!!!!!!!
I don't need you tonight
You were a fail
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're uncool so
So what!!!!!!!!
I am a FLARPer
I got my oct8
And I don't need you tonight
8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh
(heh........)
Just practiced it with a karaoke track for the first time, gonna record it this weekend at my girlfriend's house if everything goes right. My mic is crap. .-.
If anyone wants to do their own recording of it, just hit me up so I can hear it! <33
oh gog i am so hopping on this when i get the chance to record~
Beat by Mobb Deep. Whoo!! (does any one else even make homestuck rap? i got kind of excited when i find people so i had to do a whole song.)
lyrics in spoiler
uh.. hey dave
um this is tavros nitram
and um i heard you got a new tumblr
ask mc dave strider
and uh
im calling you out dave
i see you got your ask box open
are you open to rap battles?
how about a paradox rap off
or is it too much to handle?
MC dave strider
you think you can spit it on the mic
i got a question for you
what's my dick taste like
i heard you like peanut butter
if you hungry come take a bite
get down on you knees cuz
i dont see you winnin this fight
i don't blame you for wantin summa this
delicious troll meat
i'm a hot mc fucking wreckin this beat
adiostoreador muy caliente
my 4 wheeled device blinged out like a bentley
sippin slow on my faygo and henny
i'm waitin sucka just come and get me
cuz when it comes to sick fire
you the one whos getting burned
thats the lesson you about to learn
you just a little kid with some matches
i'm so hot i'm melting records
and you just leaving scratches
but i don't skip a beat hear my voice blastin
cuz the simple fact is
i'm superior when it comes to rap battlin'
spittin bars and mackin
i'm a fuckin G and you just a wack kid
chorus
trollin muthafuckas
when will they ever learn
im comin with sick fire
suckas gonna get burned
freshest in alternia
rhymes cut you like a blade
first degree burns
you gonna need first aid
x2
like a bull chargin in
shake dat flag make it wave
im an animal with 6th sense
(whisper: i see dead daves)
better check in you closet
the seal on your drink is loose
i'm the little monster pissin in your apple juice
is it gettin hot in here
you gettin thirsty
are ya shades foggin up
is yo vision gettin blurry
i mighta spiked it with sopor slime too
and when gamzee sobers up
who knows what he's gonna do to you
big deal knight of time made god tier
a cherry red flying nun aint much to fear
yes its clear that when i become the seer
oh wait ah sorry no i mean the page of breath
when we get to Act 6 Hussie will resurrect
me and my troll homies from our gruesome deaths
maybe you can sprinkle me with holy water
Dave - pray for a miracle
cuz my rhyme's already blessed
In every version i've listened to, nobody ever raps tavros' comments to himself as part of the rap -- they always break the flow -- so i needed to throw my version up of the Tavros vs Dave pesterchum rap battle.
also i'm kind of proud that i did this as a cold reading on my first try in one take. hell yeah.
You know how I said I'd have something for you? Well nope, "Seasons of Ships" wouldn't work. But then I had a breakthrough! Pink Floyd!
...What, I'm the only one who's ever heard of Pink Floyd ever? Really? Well here
The Legislaceration (The Trial by Pink Floyd)
I’LL HAVE ORDER IN THIS RUMPUSBLOCK
you motherfuckers know
THE ASSHOLE HERE WE’RE SEEING
was caught shamelessly associating
ASSOCIATING WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING LOWBLOODS
this will not do
CALL THE E%ECUTIONER
D--> I always told him he sh001d stop his
D--> 100d behoovior highb100d
D--> If hed listened than i surely c001d
D--> Have taught him of his place
D--> But my hands were tied
D--> The rogue of heart my moirail
D--> Let his convi%ions just boil
D--> Let me be subjugglated
sObEr MeSsIaHs HeLp Me I aM sObEr
SuBjUgGlAtInG
nO mOrE sOpOr To DrOwN tHe VoIcEs OuT
Sober Messiahs help him he is sober
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE NOW YOU’VE DONE IT
I HOPE THEY NEVER SET YOU FREE
YOU SHOULD’VE TALKED TO ME I COULD HAVE
HELPED YOU OUT BUT NO YOU HAD TO
FACE IT SILENT. HAVE YOU KILLED ANY OF THE OTHERS?
JUST GIVE ME A BIT, I CAN SET HIM RIGHT.
Maaaaaah
Come to papa Gamzee let me put you in your hive
Highblood let me assure you that this isn’t how I raised him
Why'd he ever disobey me
Please Grand Highblood let me take him home
SoBeR aFtEr SwEePs LoSt I’m ReAlLy SoBeR
wHaT i WaS mEaNt FoR
My ThInKpAn MuSt HaVe NoT bEeN fRiEd EnOuGh
i TrIeD sO hArD
Sober after sweeps lost he’s really sober
the evidence before the court is
INCONTROVERTIBLE, there's no need for
a motherfuckin jury
IN MY LAUGHSASSINATIONS
I HAVE NEVER BEEN PRESENTED WITH
someone more needing of
their eyes to be opened wide
THE WAY YOU STOOD BESIDE THEM
THE MUTANT AND THE PEASANTS
makes me wanna bash your highblood head
SINCE YOU CANNOT DO AS YOU WERE OFTEN URGED
i sentence you to have your poisoned thinkpan purged
LET OUT THE MIRTH
I'm a filkwriter at heart. Here are some of my songs!
Re: MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Suddenly Popular!
Request : It's disgusting by Ke$ha... Vriska x John flushed Karkat and John Caliginous?
I'm new here, though I've already written a song. It goes through Vriska's life as her Lusus's food-finder. Forgive the wrong color here-
Come little wrigglers, by Vriska
Come little wrigglers,
I'll take thee away,
into my den
of entrapment!
Come little wrigglers,
the time's come to play,
here in my large horde
of treasure.
Follow dum8 wrigglers.
I'll show thee the way
to all the pain and
the sorrows!
Weep not poor wrigglers
for life is this way
I 8ring you all here with
passion.
Hush now dear wrigglers
it must 8e this way
I'm weary of lies and
deceptions.
Rest now poor wrigglers,
for soon you'll away
into the calm and
the quiet.
Come little wrigglers,
I'll take thee away,
into a land of enchantment.
Come little wrigglers
the time's come to say,
"Please follow the young Thief of Light!"
Last edited by ultraluigi; 11-23-2011 at 11:29 AM.
Re: MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Suddenly Popular!
Originally Posted by ultraluigi
Request : It's disgusting by Ke$ha... Vriska x John flushed Karkat and John Caliginous?
I'm new here, though I've already written a song. It goes through Vriska's life as her Lusus's food-finder. Forgive the wrong color here-
Come little wrigglers, by Vriska
Come little wrigglers,
I'll take thee away,
into my den
of entrapment!
Come little wrigglers,
the time's come to play,
here in my large horde
of treasure.
Follow dum8 wrigglers.
I'll show thee the way
to all the pain and
the sorrows!
Weep not poor wrigglers
for life is this way
I 8ring you all here with
passion.
Hush now dear wrigglers
it must 8e this way
I'm weary of lies and
deceptions.
Rest now poor wrigglers,
for soon you'll away
into the calm and
the quiet.
Come little wrigglers,
I'll take thee away,
into a land of enchantment.
Come little wrigglers
the time's come to say,
"Please follow the young Thief of Light!"
Hello, hi, i would just like to say. I love you for this version by vriska and by that request which i would love to do if i wasn't so crappy and writing lyrics xD but i hope to fandub this at some point because i love this song and...yeah
Re: MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Suddenly Popular!
Originally Posted by NiceHorns
Hello, hi, i would just like to say. I love you for this version by vriska and by that request which i would love to do if i wasn't so crappy and writing lyrics xD but i hope to fandub this at some point because i love this song and...yeah
Thanks! How long does it look like it took me?
Also: Another song for people! Reach God-tier to Billionaire. I can't writethe rap part, though.
I don't know who sings this one, But I'd expect Dave or Tavros for Travvie's parts. Maybe Jade because she plays the bass?
I wanna climb this echeladder so freaking fast.
Get all the boonbucks I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Sburb magazine
Smiling next to PM, and White Queen
Chorus
Oh every time I rest my head
I see myself on my quest bed, yeah.
A different planet every night oh
I swear Jack Noir better prepare
For when I reach my God-tier!