MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Nomination Time!

[perfectlyFatal]

Yes. Homestuck and Nightmare Before Christmas. Just yes. I think Von Fawn already did a version of Oogie Boogies song as Vriska with Tavros, I can try find it on tindeck if anyone wants to.
Oh man i so wanna sing friends on the other side as Aradia
Nnnngh I've been listening to the original and i want to do it SO much. Heck. Im gonna try. ^^'
Ok here is my attempt, I messed up at some parts so im gonna re-record it later just thought i'd post my attempt.

Uhm never mind i re-did it and added the backing track.
W I P (I think the lyrics are still being worked on?)

where on earth did you get a good karaoke of the song? I can only find ones in other languages or crappy quality, and it is raeging my face >:T

I think it was this one i used in the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GawO0CW4qPs

[lovelyAssistant]

I'd also like to try the rose part >_<

Sorry :/ I just think I have too low of a voice for Jade >_<

[Laasya Apria]

I think it was this one i used in the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GawO0CW4qPs

dangit, I've been trying to get that one but each time it won't download DX

[ceruleanTresses]

I could have a go as Fef, but I'll have to listen to the song first. (IT'S SO LATE HERE)

I will be so thrilled if you do!

...and suddenly I want to do Can't Help Loving That Moirail Mine, too O_O

I really need to start bringing my crappy mic to the uni with me XD

Yay! I sure hope you can get hold of a mic!


Also, you guys. All of you guys. You are so awesome. So many awesome singings are happening that I can barely keep up!

[lovelyAssistant]

...and suddenly I want to do Can't Help Loving That Moirail Mine, too O_O

I really need to start bringing my crappy mic to the uni with me XD

Yay! I sure hope you can get hold of a mic!

Heh, I have a shitty mic at home, I just spend like 90% of my time at school >_>

[ceruleanTresses]

Ah, but you have access to the one at home the other 10% of the time? HAPPINESS AND REJOICING.

[lovelyAssistant]

\0/

(Ffffffu- want to just skip class and go sing but that's a bad idea LA shhhh)

[perfectlyFatal]

I think it was this one i used in the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GawO0CW4qPs

dangit, I've been trying to get that one but each time it won't download DX

I'll put it on media fire for you
http://www.mediafire.com/?dyg3h6kozqdxut9
There you go

Also I tried Rose's lines from So They Say if anyones interested, I could give Jade a try but :S I dunno.

[lovelyAssistant]

I think it was this one i used in the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GawO0CW4qPs

dangit, I've been trying to get that one but each time it won't download DX

I'll put it on media fire for you
http://www.mediafire.com/?dyg3h6kozqdxut9
There you go

Also I tried Rose's lines from So They Say if anyones interested, I could give Jade a try but :S I dunno.

Curse you for having access to a microphone! (but it's sounding good!)

[perfectlyFatal]

I think it was this one i used in the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GawO0CW4qPs

dangit, I've been trying to get that one but each time it won't download DX

I'll put it on media fire for you
http://www.mediafire.com/?dyg3h6kozqdxut9
There you go

Also I tried Rose's lines from So They Say if anyones interested, I could give Jade a try but :S I dunno.

Curse you for having access to a microphone! (but it's sounding good!)

Hehehe, Thank you
So i tried Jades lines too.

[Laasya Apria]

I'll put it on media fire for you

thankies thankies
also I thought I'd take the liberty to edit the 'other side' lyrics at one part -


You need to cull all the low bloods whose lusii got dough.
Spend all your time doing what, playgirl?
Now you gotta take care of mommy, but she just ties you down-
You just wanna be free, flarp from place to place,
but freedom, takes green... Heh heh heh...

Idunno It hought it'd make more sense that way since vriska killed people to feed her mommyspider

[perfectlyFatal]

I'll put it on media fire for you

thankies thankies
also I thought I'd take the liberty to edit the 'other side' lyrics at one part -


You need to cull all the low bloods whose lusii got dough.
Spend all your time doing what, playgirl?
Now you gotta take care of mommy, but she just ties you down-
You just wanna be free, flarp from place to place,
but freedom, takes green... Heh heh heh...

Idunno It hought it'd make more sense that way since vriska killed people to feed her mommyspider

Yeah, thats awesome

Also - Is anyone interested in doing the shamwow parody? We need all the trolls and most importantly KARKAT

EDIT: Would anyone be interested in a rewrite of Remains of the Day from the Corpse Bride? I really want to do it ^^
ORIGINAL LYRICS

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BONEJANGLES
Hey! Give me a listen you corpses of cheer
Leastles of you who still got an ear
I'll tell you a story make a skeleton cry
Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride
BONE BOYS
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
BONEJANGLES
Well our girl is a beauty known for miles around
When a mysterious stranger came into town
He's plenty good lookin', but down on his cash
And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast
When her daddy said no, she just couldn't cope
So our lovers came up with a plan to elope
BONE BOYS
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
(instrumental)
BONEJANGLES
So they conjured up a plan to meet late at night
They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight
Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glove
You don't need much when you're really in love
Except for a few things, or so I'm told
Like the family jewls and a sachel of gold
Then next to the grave yard by the old oak tree
On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three
She was ready to go, but where was he
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
She waited
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
There in the shadows, was it the man?
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
Het little heart beat so loud
BONEBOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
And then baby, everything went black

Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust
Her jewls were missin' and her heart was bust
So she made a vow lyin' under that tree
That she'd wait for her true love to come set her free
Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand
When out of the blue comes this groovy young man
Who vows forever to be by her side
And that's the story of our own corpse bride

[Polly]

I'd be interested in helping out with the sham-wow thing! :>

I could do pretty much any of the girl parts, I think...? So if there are any specific people who want to voice certain trolls I can just take whatever's left~

[perfectlyFatal]

I'd be interested in helping out with the sham-wow thing! :>

I could do pretty much any of the girl parts, I think...? So if there are any specific people who want to voice certain trolls I can just take whatever's left~

Everything is still available so just whoever you want to voice

[yokaiy]

Remains of the dayyyyyy~~

Okay, I think I'm gonna try my hand at singing some of these, namely the Fef Miserables song and possibly the Friends on the Other Side one. Of course, I don't have a mic, so I'll have to either hope my laptop picks up sounds well, use a camera (which actually does sound quite well), or wait for Zosephine to come over tomorrow and hope she brings her mic.

In the mean time, have a lyricdump.
COMPLETED LYRICS

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John - Flushed Romance (Parody of Bad Romance, too lazy to find original song derp)

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oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i want your gray text
i want your caps lock
i want your insults
this is going to rock

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

i think we're bros
though you say it's hate
i want your sick burns
don't make me wait

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i wish that i could get to your timeline
i wanna see you and make sure that you're fine

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you had me worried the last time we talked
get yer nubs over here, you better not balk

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat
(chat, chat, chat,
i want to chat)

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
(cuz it's freaking weird buddy!)
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
it's so funny!

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
when it's you it's just really funny!

i want your flames and i want your comments
i want your flames, but i wanna be friends!
j'ai ton... wait this isn't english, what is this?
gosh i don't even know what this means.
why don't you ask rose for this part instead?

man, i wanna be friends
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
i wanna be friends

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed bromance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and your funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed romance
want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

John - Wonderful World (Parody of Wonderful World)
(PLEASE someone sing this for me I think it's my favorite of my rewrites. ;^; )

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don't know much about psychology
don't know much ectobiology
don't know much about alchemization
don't know much about this situation

but i do know that i'll prank you
and i know that you'll fall for it too
what a wonderful world it will be

don't know much about this hammerkind
don't know much about the grist i find
don't know much about the windy thing
don't know much about silly trollmance flings

but i do know what we have to do
and i know that if we all pull through
what a wonderful world this will be

now i'm not trying to be some hard-ass leader
though they want me to be
but maybe by being a really nice leader
we can win this game, you'll see!

don't know much about psychology
don't know much ectobiology
don't know much about alchemization
don't know much about this situation

but i do know that i'll prank you
and i know that you'll fall for it too
what a wonderful world it will be

la ta ta ta ta ta ta
(psychology)
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(ectobiology)
la ta ta ta ta ta ta
(hammerkind)
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(grist i find)

but i do know that we'll be true
and out of this situation, we'll pull through
what a wonderful world it will be.

Equius/Aradia Duet - Tango Blackrom (Parody of Tango Maureen (movie ver) (musical ver))

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the visuals d0n't delay,
but the audi0--

D--> There's another way
D--> Say something--
D--> I command it

test, 0ne, tw0, three...

D--> Anything but that

this is weird.

D--> It's weird

very weird.

D--> 100di%ly weird

i'm s0 mad that i d0n't know what t0 d0.
after bec0ming a b0t,
my blue heart's in a kn0t.
and t0 t0p it all off,
i'm with y0u.

D--> Feel like punching a wall
D-->And watching your downfall
D-->As you're hearing a strange primal call

as a matter 0f fact.

D--> Aradia, I know this act--
D--> It's called
D--> The tango black-rom

D--> The tango black-rom
D--> It's a dark, dizzy hate that's profound
D--> As I keep you dangling

y0u're wr0ng.

D--> Your heart I'm mangling

it's n0t that at all.

D--> And you toss and you turn
D--> How I see your eyes burn
D--> Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound

i see where this is coming fr0m.

(together)
the tango, black-r0m.
D--> The tango, black-rom
(/together)

D--> Have you ever wanted to be
D--> Under my POWER

never.

D--> Have you ever felt you were wilting

just like a fl0wer...
did y0u sweat
when we pl0tted bef0re

D--> Profusely -- it was foul

y0u kn0w i hate y0u right d0wn t0 the c0re.

D--> It's more than hate

i need a t0wel...

(dance dance)

D--> It is difficult dancing backwards

y0u should try it in gears

i cheated.

D--> You cheated

s0llux, i cheated.

D--> 100dly cheated

i'm defeated,
i sh0uld give up right n0w

D--> You can try now to fight it
D--> With all of your MIGHT

i'm fal-ling f0r y0u anyh0w.

(together)
when y0u're dancing this dance,
y0u d0n't stand a chance,
against the black r0m's
sweet call.
D--> When you're dancing this dance
D--> You don't stand a chance
D--> Against the black-rom's
D--> Sweet call
(/together)

D--> So break free from your shell

and dance this tango t0 hell.

(together but slight lyrical differences)
at least we'll have tang0ed at all!
the tang0 black-r0m.
g0tta dance till my circuits are thr0ugh.
i'll pretend t0 believe y0u,
because in the end i still need y0u.
but the end it will c0me,
and i'll have t0 play dumb,
till i'm tired 0f fighting
with y0u.
D--> At least we'll have tangoed at all
D--> The tango black-rom
D--> I can adore you now that your b100d's b100
D--> And now I relieve you
D--> Of the life you have been through
D--> And we'll never be done
D--> Our hate burns like the sun
D--> We are perfect now that
D--> We are two
(/together)

D--> You seem pleasantly calm

am i beginning t0 fawn...?

D--> Try out your intercom

this black-r0m...

D--> Fixed

thank y0u.

D--> I believe we have made progress

i feel foul...

(together)
the tango, black-r0m...
D--> The tango, black-rom
(/together)

Aradia - Sorry The Lot (Parody of Sorry Her Lot from Pirates of Penzance and HMS Pinafore)
Short Version

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s0rry the l0t wh0 m0urn 0nes that fell
heavy the hearts that h0pe but vainly
sad are the tr0lls with n0 chance in hell
0f emerging fr0m this, t0 their dismay
s0rry the l0t wh0 m0urn 0nes that fell
heavy the hearts that h0pe but vainly
heavy the s0rr0w of th0se filled with dread
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead

Long Version

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s0rry the l0t wh0 m0urn 0nes that fell
heavy the hearts that h0pe but vainly
sad are the tr0lls with n0 chance in hell
0f emerging fr0m this, t0 their dismay
s0rry the l0t wh0 m0urn 0nes that fell
heavy the hearts that h0pe but vainly
heavy the s0rr0w of th0se filled with dread
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead

sad is the time when 0ur quest is d0ne
dark are the w0rds that pr0phets prattle
when t0 vict0ry the g0dly 0ne
flies fr0m the empty wastes 0f battle
sad is the time when 0ur quest is d0ne
dark are the w0rds that pr0phets prattle
heavy the s0rr0w of th0se filled with dread
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead
when success is a lie and h0pe is dead

John and Rose - MatROSEshka (Parody of Matryoshka)

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1(one), 0(oh), 2(two), 5(five)!

flying all around ska-i-a
sent my friends off on their own
take the tumor to the derse moon
i have other duties as your pal-hon-cho

forgot about the laptop in my wal-let
but that's okay, it's not im-por-tant
what's that over there, it looks grimdark
because that's de-fi-nitely a real word

ah - a thorn cloud
i think i should in-ves-ti-gate
ah - a castle
wonder what is there

Hey John, why are you here? Don't you know?
Mother? Father? They've both died.
Don't you know, it was Jack who did this.
Hey, John, what should I do now?
Loud and clear, 4, 1, 3
Laugh? Cry? I don't know what to do.
John, please tell me, what should I do?
Hurry, tell me, I'm falling down too deep.

float on down to the bot-tom
of this castle which is so big
looks like i'm not the first to come
hey rose it's nice to fina-lly meet you

G'hroog fib'th mur brup brup. Brup brup.
Hau-gha-u-u-hthr'l j'rg hothaht
Fnlth gohluyng 6(six), 12(twelve), 6(six), 12(twelve)

ah - i don't understand
it's all sillyspeak and gobbledygook
ah - rose
can't you speak english?

hey rose, what happened to you?
did you finally go grimdark? bloodelricht? deep ones?
don't give into the darkthroes
i promise it will be okay
hey, hey, hey, listen to me
don't cry, don't cry, it's rea-lly o-kay
just wait, you'll see, it's all okay
we'll get you back to no-r-mal


G'hroog fib'th mur brup brup. Brup brup. Brup brup.
Hau-gha-u-u-hthr'l j'rg hothaht
Fnlth gohluyng 6(six), 12(twelve), 6(six), 12(twelve)

(yes? yes?)

Listen to me, John.

(yes? yes?)

Our parents are gone.

(yes? yes?)

Why can't you under-stand what I say?

hey, hey, hey, rose, look, it's gonna be okay
mother? father? can you take me there
What should I do, guess I have to
Fine, follow me, just for a little while.
what happened here, 4(four), 1(one), 3(three)?
bodies? blood? is jack here too?
we've got to save our parents
John, they're already dead.

(no, no, no, no)
(it cannot be)
(no, no, no, no, no, no)
(it cannot be)

Karkat/the other Trolls - Karkat Knows Best (Parody of Mother Knows Best)

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YOU WANNA DO YOUR OWN THING? WHY, DUMPASSES...!
LOOK AT YOU, AS UNORGANIZED AS A BUNCH OF LITTLE GRUBS
STILL COMPLETELY STUPID, JEGUS FUCK
YOU'VE GOT THINK PANS JUST LIKE LITTLE WRIGGLERS

We know, but...

THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHY I'M YOUR LEADER
GUESS I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE RETARDED
KNEW THAT MY AUTHORITY YOU'D TEST
OKAY, YOU FLIES

But--

SHH!
TRUST ME, GUYS
KARKAT KNOWS BEST

KARKAT KNOWS BEST
LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER
IT'S A HARSH WORLD OUT THERE
KARKAT KNOWS BEST
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
YOU'D ALL GET CULLED, I SWEAR
DENIZENS, OGRES
BACKSTABBERS, VRISKA
(H8y!)
JACK NOIR AND IMPS
THE KING

nO!

YES

But--

ALSO GICLOPSES
BASILISKS AND LICHES AND
STOP, NO MORE, YOU'LL JUST ANGER ME
KARKAT'S RIGHT HERE
KARKAT WILL COMMAND YOU
NOOKSTAINS, HERE'S WHAT I SUGGEST
SKIP THE IDIOCY
STAY WITH ME
KARKAT KNOWS BEST

KARKAT KNOWS BEST
LISTEN TO YOUR KARKLES
ON YOUR OWN, YOU WON'T SURVIVE
SLOPPY AND RETARDED
IMMATURE, NUT-JOBS
PLEASE, YOU WOULDN'T BE ALIVE
STONERS, SLOBS,
POSITIVELY GRUBBY
DITZY AND A BIT WELL, HMM, DUMB
PLUS, I BELIEVE
YOU'RE STUBBORN AND YOU'RE FUSSY

I'M JUST SAYIN' CUZ I NEED TO

YOUR LEADER UNDERSTANDS
KARKAT'S HERE TO HELP YOU
ALL I HAVE IS ONE REQUEST
FUCKASSES?

Yes?

DON'T EVER TRY TO BE INSUBORDINATE AGAIN

D--> Yes sir

I LEAD YOU DAMN WELL, GRUBS

I Guess So.

DAMN STRAIGHT
DON'T FORGET IT
YOU'LL REGRET IT
KARKAT KNOWS BEST

Terezi - BUST3D! (Parody of Busted!)

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1 S33 4LL TH3 TH1NGS YOURE DO1NG
THOUGH YOU TH1NK THAT 1M NA1V3
BUT WH3N 1 GET TH3 GOODS ON YOU
YOULL F1N4LLY R3C31V3

WH4T, YOU KNOW YOUV3 GOT 1T COM1NG
CUZ 3V3RY BUBBL3S GOT TO POP
1 S33 WH4T YOU 4R3 DO1NG

4ND 1M F1N4LLY GONN4 M4K3 YOU STOP
DON'T TH1NK YOUR3 GONN4 W1N TH1S T1M3
C4US3 YOU B3TT3R B3L13V3 1M GONN4 DROP A D1M3 ON YOU

1LL G3T Y4! (Y34H) 1LL GET Y4!
4ND WH3N 1 DO YOUR3 GONN4 B3 BUST3D!
BUST3D!
1M GONN4 PUT TH3 HURT ON YOU
4ND YOU B3TT3R B3L13V3 M3 WH3N 1 T3LL YOU
TH4T 1 F1N4LLY GOT TH3 D1RT ON YOU
YOUR3 BUST3D! (BUST3ED!)
Y34H, YOU C4NT H1D3 FROM WH4TS R1GHT
TH1S 1S HOW 1TS GONN4 B3
DONT 3V3N TH1NK TH4T YOU C4N W1N TH1S F1GHT

YOUR3 BUST3D!

TH3R3S 4 N3W COP ON TH1S STR33T
4ND 1M BR1NG1N' DOWN TH3 H34T
BL1ND 3Y3S 4R3 W1S3 TO 4LL YOUR L13S, TH4T SC3NT JUST 41NT D1SCR33T
4ND 1 DONT C4R3 WH4T YOU H34RD
C4USE TH3R3S ON3 S1X L3TT3R WORD
1TS GONN4 S3T US FR33
(GONN4 S3T US FRE3)
ST4RTS W1TH 4 B
(ST4RTS W1TH 4 B)
1T GO3S B-U-S-T-3-D YOU 4R3 BUST3D!

1M GONN4 PUT TH3 HURT ON YOU
4ND YOU B3TT3R B3L13V3 M3 WH3N 1 T3LL YOU
TH4T 1 F1N4LLY GOT TH3 D1RT ON YOU
YOUR3 BUST3D! (BUST3ED!)
(DONT 3V3N TH1NK TH4T YOU C4N W1N TH1S F1GHT)
Y34H, YOU C4NNOT H1D3 FROM WH4T 1S R1GHT
(DROP 4 D1M3 ON YOU)
TH1S 1S HOW 1TS GONN4 B3
WH3N YOU S33 YOU C4NT 3SC4P3 TH3 L1GHT
(ILL G3T YA, ILL G3T YA!)

YOUR3 BUST3D.

Redglare and Mindfang - The Confrontation (Parody of The Confrontation from Les Miserables)

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M1NDF4NG, 4T L4ST
W3 SM3LL 34CHOTH3R PL41N
"M4RQU1S3, SP1NN3R3T"
YOU'LL W34R 4 D1FF3R3NT CH41N

8efore you s8y another word, Redglare
8efore you put my neck through that loop
Listen to m8!!!!!!!! Don't think that I'm through.
This trial is my l8st big st8nd
Don't you think they all want to see
In His Tyr8nny's name, won't you give me a hand
One fin8l b8ng, in the spotlight
One fin8l b8ng...

YOU MUST TH1NK M3 MAD
1V3 HUNT3D YOU ACROSS TH3 W4V3S
P1R4T3S L1K3 YOU D3S3RV3 NO W1LL
4 P1R4T3 L1K3 YOU.

You think I'm through, that I've no will
Well I've got news, just for you
You know nothing of my str8ngth
Even without all of my crew
You would sooner see me dead
Then, take caution to what I've said
The one that rolls here will not be MY head
I am w8rning you Redglare!!!!!!!!
I'm the stronger troll 8y far!
There is power in me yet
My r8ce is not yet run!!!!!!!!
I am w8rning you, Redglare!!!!!!!!
There is nothing I won't dare
Sh8me that I should kill you here
I'll do what must be done!!!!!!!!
TROLLS L1K3 M3 C4N N3V3R CH4NG3
TROLLS L1K3 YOU C4N N3V3R CH4NG3
NO, M1NDF4NG3 SP1NN3R3T
MY DUTY'S TO TH3 L4W
YOU H4V3 NO R1GHTS
COM3 TO TH1S NOOS3, CR1M1N4L SCUM
NOW TH3 WH33L HAS TURN3D 4ROUND
SP1NN3R3T 1S NOTH1NG NOW
D4R3 YOU T4LK 4BOUT YOUR STR3NGTH
4FT3R YOU F3LL TO YOUR F4T3
1 W1LL N3V3R L3T YOU GO
YOU WHO M4D3 4 WORTHY FO3
YOU KNOW NOTH1NG OF WH4TS F41R
YOU W3R3 B34T3N BY R3DGL4R3
DONT PR3T3ND YOU 4R3 NOT THROUGH
TH1S H3R3 1S TH3 3ND FOR YOU

And this I swe8r to you tonight

TH3R3S NOTH1NG FOR YOU BUT TH1S ROP3

You will not survive this fight

WH4T3V3R YOU M1GHT H4V3 PL4NN3D

You'll 8e defeated 8y your "law"

I swe8r it now, it's your downf8ll!!!!!!!!
1 SW34R 1T NOW, 1TS YOUR DOWNF4LL

COMPLETED SONGS (With lyrics)

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Karkat - Feelin' Moody (Parody of Feelin' Groovy)

COMPLETED LYRICS

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HURRY UP
YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE
COME ON ALREADY
LET'S VAMOOSE

JUST -- STOMPING THROUGH THIS STUPID LAB
HATIN' ON YOU AND FEELIN' MOODY

BA DA DA DA DA DA DA, FEELIN' MOODY

HEY FUCKASS, WHATCHA DOIN'?
I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU HATE AND RUIN.
WON'T YOU CRY A LITTLE FOR ME?
DOO-IT DOO DO, FEELIN' MOODY.

BA DA DA DA DA DA DA, FEELIN' MOODY.

I GOT HUMANS TO TROLL, MY BEST FRIEND'S A CREEP
I'M ANGRY AND DROWSY AND CAN'T EVEN SLEEP
I SWEAR THIS GAME WAS MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY ME
GOD, I HATE YOU, MY LIFE IS MOODY
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY OF THESE
WHY CAN'T THIS SONG BE OVER DA DA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA...

Feferi - Witch's Lament (W)(at -Ev-Er )(app-En-Ed to my part) (Parody of Diva's Lament)

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W)(at ever )(appened to my part?
It was ----Exciting at t)(e start!
Now we're plowing t)(rough act 5
And I've done not)(ing since I died!

I've been off-screen for far too long
It's ages since t)(e last fis)( pun!
This is one un)(appy troll now
And I t)(ink you all can see )(ow

T)(ere is not)(ing I can glub
From my )(eart!
W)(atever )(appened to my part!

I am sick of being D---EAD
Didn't make it to the Quest Bed
While all my friends can still go so far ahead
I've got no pulse, I've got no breath
I'm not even in the Bubble of Death
I'm constantly upstaged by Eridan
----ERIDAN!

W)(at ever )(appened to my show?
I was a catc)(, now I don't know.
I took my one big final glub,
I swear I'm not some useless sc)(lub!

I mig)(t as well just start to pack
Even Kanaya got to go back!
And Aradia's no longer dead
This is all going over my head.
It seems to be completely so not fair.

W)(at ever )(appened to my--
I'll call my lusus, dammit!
W)(atever )(appened to my--
Not yours, not yours!
But my
Part!

Kanaya - Sorcerer (Parody of Popular)

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Eridan, Since You Asked So Nicely, I've Decided To Make You A Magic Wand.

okay kan its definitely not magic but wwhatevver

If You Say So.

If Something That I Do Can Remove You From My Hair
Then I Suppose I Shall Do That With No Time To Spare
My Polite Demeanor Seems To Be The Key
And When You Asked For A Magic Wand
I Knew This Would Make You Abscond
If You're Happy You're Not Going To Bother Me

And Even In Your Case
Although You Pose Some Threat To Our Race
Don't Worry, I'll Indulge Your Petty Greed
Follow My Lead
And Yes, Indeed, You'll Be A...

Sorcerer. You'll Be A Sorcerer.
I'll Give You The Proper Wand
To Make Foes Abscond
A Wand To Make You Feel Strong (ooh)
I'll Show You How To Use It
And Please, Don't Abuse It
Everything You Need To Know To Be A...

Sorcerer. I'll Help You Be A Sorcerer.
You Could Make Fire Balls
And Blow Up The Halls
I Think You'll Finally Have Some Fun
So Let's Start
I Cannot Wait For This To Be Done

Don't Be Offended By My Curt Synthesis
Honestly I Don't Want To Do This
Now That I've Alchemized This
With What I've Found Around
I'm Done With This
So Go Be A

Sorcerer! Go Try To Be A Sorcerer.
Now That You've Had Help From Me
Though I Don't See
Why You Couldn't Make This On Your Own... Eh
There's Nothing That Can Stop You
From Becoming A Sorcerer... Reh...

La La, La La
You're Gonna Be A Sor-Ce-Rer

When I See Hopeless Romantics
It Makes Me Remember Vriska's Antics
I Find A Way To Distract Them Fast
So They Won't
Wallow In Their Own Self Pity
Or Make Someone Else's Life Real Shitty
Did You Think You Could Get To Rose
Don't Make Me Laugh

She's A Sorcerer.
Please. She's A Female Sorcerer.
You've Got No Aptitude
For Her Attitude
No Comebacks For Her Gall
So Get Over It Once And For All

There, Eridan, A Magic Wand Just for You.

its science kan

Of Course It Is, Eridan...

And Though You Say It's Science
With Stubborn Defiance
It's Actually Plain To See
You're Going To Be A Wizard
The Only White Mage From The Sea

La La, La La
You're A Wizard, Eridan
Now Please, Won't You Leave Me Be

COMPLETED SONGS (SUNG BY ME, WRITTEN BY OTHERS)

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Feferi - Colors of Our Kin (Parody of Colors of the Wind)
Written by Differential

[Zosephine]

wow, this thread TOOK OFF.

I wanna try the shamwow thing, that re-write is hilarious!

Also is Prince Eri still a thing? :3

[perfectlyFatal]

wow, this thread TOOK OFF.

I wanna try the shamwow thing, that re-write is hilarious!

Also is Prince Eri still a thing? :3

XD I know right!
Yay, Thanks!
I think so... but im not too sure

[yokaiy]

ii thiink iit2 2afe two 2ay thii2 thread took off iin
double tiime

[perfectlyFatal]

ii thiink iit2 2afe two 2ay thii2 thread took off iin
double tiime

*Puts on sunglasses* YEEAAAAAAH

[lovelyAssistant]

OMG

TANGO BLACKROM

ARADIA

I'M TRYING 83

[perfectlyFatal]

Just a short bit of what im currently working on, let me know if you have an ideas for it

Remains of the day~
from the corpse bride

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Die, die we're all gonna die
But don't wear a frown cause it's really okay
Since you might reach god tier
Yeah you might reach god tier
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

[yokaiy]

OMG

TANGO BLACKROM

ARADIA

I'M TRYING 83

asjhdj yes please.

[lovelyAssistant]

Remains of the dayyyyyy~~

Okay, I think I'm gonna try my hand at singing some of these, namely the Fef Miserables song and possibly the Friends on the Other Side one. Of course, I don't have a mic, so I'll have to either hope my laptop picks up sounds well, use a camera (which actually does sound quite well), or wait for Zosephine to come over tomorrow and hope she brings her mic.

In the mean time, have a lyricdump.
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John - Flushed Romance (Parody of Bad Romance, too lazy to find original song derp)

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oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i want your gray text
i want your caps lock
i want your insults
this is going to rock

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

i think we're bros
though you say it's hate
i want your sick burns
don't make me wait

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i wish that i could get to your timeline
i wanna see you and make sure that you're fine

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you had me worried the last time we talked
get yer nubs over here, you better not balk

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat
(chat, chat, chat,
i want to chat)

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
(cuz it's freaking weird buddy!)
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
it's so funny!

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
when it's you it's just really funny!

i want your flames and i want your comments
i want your flames, but i wanna be friends!
j'ai ton... wait this isn't english, what is this?
gosh i don't even know what this means.
why don't you ask rose for this part instead?

man, i wanna be friends
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
i wanna be friends

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed bromance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and your funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed romance
want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

John - Wonderful World (Parody of Wonderful World)
(PLEASE someone sing this for me I think it's my favorite of my rewrites. ;^; )

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don't know much about psychology
don't know much ectobiology
don't know much about alchemization
don't know much about this situation

but i do know that i'll prank you
and i know that you'll fall for it too
what a wonderful world it will be

don't know much about this hammerkind
don't know much about the grist i find
don't know much about the windy thing
don't know much about silly trollmance flings

but i do know what we have to do
and i know that if we all pull through
what a wonderful world this will be

now i'm not trying to be some hard-ass leader
though they want me to be
but maybe by being a really nice leader
we can win this game, you'll see!

don't know much about psychology
don't know much ectobiology
don't know much about alchemization
don't know much about this situation

but i do know that i'll prank you
and i know that you'll fall for it too
what a wonderful world it will be

la ta ta ta ta ta ta
(psychology)
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(ectobiology)
la ta ta ta ta ta ta
(hammerkind)
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(grist i find)

but i do know that we'll be true
and out of this situation, we'll pull through
what a wonderful world it will be.

Equius/Aradia Duet - Tango Blackrom (Parody of Tango Maureen (movie ver) (musical ver))

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the visuals d0n't delay,
but the audi0--

D--> There's another way
D--> Say something--
D--> I command it

test, 0ne, tw0, three...

D--> Anything but that

this is weird.

D--> It's weird

very weird.

D--> 100di%ly weird

i'm s0 mad that i d0n't know what t0 d0.
after bec0ming a b0t,
my blue heart's in a kn0t.
and t0 t0p it all off,
i'm with y0u.

D--> Feel like punching a wall
D-->And watching your downfall
D-->As you're hearing a strange primal call

as a matter 0f fact.

D--> Aradia, I know this act--
D--> It's called
D--> The tango black-rom

D--> The tango black-rom
D--> It's a dark, dizzy hate that's profound
D--> As I keep you dangling

y0u're wr0ng.

D--> Your heart I'm mangling

it's n0t that at all.

D--> And you toss and you turn
D--> How I see your eyes burn
D--> Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound

i see where this is coming fr0m.

(together)
the tango, black-r0m.
D--> The tango, black-rom
(/together)

D--> Have you ever wanted to be
D--> Under my POWER

never.

D--> Have you ever felt you were wilting

just like a fl0wer...
did y0u sweat
when we pl0tted bef0re

D--> Profusely -- it was foul

y0u kn0w i hate y0u right d0wn t0 the c0re.

D--> It's more than hate

i need a t0wel...

(dance dance)

D--> It is difficult dancing backwards

y0u should try it in gears

i cheated.

D--> You cheated

s0llux, i cheated.

D--> 100dly cheated

i'm defeated,
i sh0uld give up right n0w

D--> You can try now to fight it
D--> With all of your MIGHT

i'm fal-ling f0r y0u anyh0w.

(together)
when y0u're dancing this dance,
y0u d0n't stand a chance,
against the black r0m's
sweet call.
D--> When you're dancing this dance
D--> You don't stand a chance
D--> Against the black-rom's
D--> Sweet call
(/together)

D--> So break free from your shell

and dance this tango t0 hell.

(together but slight lyrical differences)
at least we'll have tang0ed at all!
the tang0 black-r0m.
g0tta dance till my circuits are thr0ugh.
i'll pretend t0 believe y0u,
because in the end i still need y0u.
but the end it will c0me,
and i'll have t0 play dumb,
till i'm tired 0f fighting
with y0u.
D--> At least we'll have tangoed at all
D--> The tango black-rom
D--> I can adore you now that your b100d's b100
D--> And now I relieve you
D--> Of the life you have been through
D--> And we'll never be done
D--> Our hate burns like the sun
D--> We are perfect now that
D--> We are two
(/together)

D--> You seem pleasantly calm

am i beginning t0 fawn...?

D--> Try out your intercom

this black-r0m...

D--> Fixed

thank y0u.

D--> I believe we have made progress

i feel foul...

(together)
the tango, black-r0m...
D--> The tango, black-rom
(/together)

Karkat/the other Trolls - Karkat Knows Best (Parody of Mother Knows Best)

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YOU WANNA DO YOUR OWN THING? WHY, DUMPASSES...!
LOOK AT YOU, AS UNORGANIZED AS A BUNCH OF LITTLE GRUBS
STILL COMPLETELY STUPID, JEGUS FUCK
YOU'VE GOT THINK PANS JUST LIKE LITTLE WRIGGLERS

We know, but...

THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHY I'M YOUR LEADER
GUESS I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE RETARDED
KNEW THAT MY AUTHORITY YOU'D TEST
OKAY, YOU FLIES

But--

SHH!
TRUST ME, GUYS
KARKAT KNOWS BEST

KARKAT KNOWS BEST
LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER
IT'S A HARSH WORLD OUT THERE
KARKAT KNOWS BEST
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
YOU'D ALL GET CULLED, I SWEAR
DENIZENS, OGRES
BACKSTABBERS, VRISKA
(H8y!)
JACK NOIR AND IMPS
THE KING

nO!

YES

But--

ALSO GICLOPSES
BASILISKS AND LICHES AND
STOP, NO MORE, YOU'LL JUST ANGER ME
KARKAT'S RIGHT HERE
KARKAT WILL COMMAND YOU
NOOKSTAINS, HERE'S WHAT I SUGGEST
SKIP THE IDIOCY
STAY WITH ME
KARKAT KNOWS BEST

KARKAT KNOWS BEST
LISTEN TO YOUR KARKLES
ON YOUR OWN, YOU WON'T SURVIVE
SLOPPY AND RETARDED
IMMATURE, NUT-JOBS
PLEASE, YOU WOULDN'T BE ALIVE
STONERS, SLOBS,
POSITIVELY GRUBBY
DITZY AND A BIT WELL, HMM, DUMB
PLUS, I BELIEVE
YOU'RE STUBBORN AND YOU'RE FUSSY

I'M JUST SAYIN' CUZ I NEED TO

YOUR LEADER UNDERSTANDS
KARKAT'S HERE TO HELP YOU
ALL I HAVE IS ONE REQUEST
FUCKASSES?

Yes?

DON'T EVER TRY TO BE INSUBORDINATE AGAIN

D--> Yes sir

I LEAD YOU DAMN WELL, GRUBS

I Guess So.

DAMN STRAIGHT
DON'T FORGET IT
YOU'LL REGRET IT
KARKAT KNOWS BEST

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Karkat - Feelin' Moody (Parody of Feelin' Groovy)

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HURRY UP
YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE
COME ON ALREADY
LET'S VAMOOSE

JUST -- STOMPING THROUGH THIS STUPID LAB
HATIN' ON YOU AND FEELIN' MOODY

BA DA DA DA DA DA DA, FEELIN' MOODY

HEY FUCKASS, WHATCHA DOIN'?
I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU HATE AND RUIN.
WON'T YOU CRY A LITTLE FOR ME?
DOO-IT DOO DO, FEELIN' MOODY.

BA DA DA DA DA DA DA, FEELIN' MOODY.

I GOT HUMANS TO TROLL, MY BEST FRIEND'S A CREEP
I'M ANGRY AND DROWSY AND CAN'T EVEN SLEEP
I SWEAR THIS GAME WAS MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY ME
GOD, I HATE YOU, MY LIFE IS MOODY
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY OF THESE
WHY CAN'T THIS SONG BE OVER DA DA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA...

Also, I totally didn't see Feeling Moody until now and OMG LOVE

Simon and Garfunkel + Karkat? PRICELESS

[yokaiy]

Haha, I'm glad you like that. : B I'm quite proud of it too.

I also damn-near died of happy when VI sang it.

[perfectlyFatal]

nnnnngh, im kinda struggling with remains of the day :/