I'm not actually sure how long the trial period lasts, or whether it just has a limitation on the software until you buy it, or what. Actually it's possible that the free version doesn't let you save the files, which...would pretty much make it useless, I guess! So I hope that's not the case! In any case, if it's a limited-time deal, at least you can use it until it expires.
(I don't actually know that much about the program, to be honest. I just know my dad uses it, and one time my friend and I fiddled around with it a bit and it seemed to work okay.)
http://msparewrite.listen2myradio.com/ Well here's the link, It's just a matter of waiting till i get some music I think i'll put it offline just now cause im not playing anything
@SquirrelPants: AMAZING voice contrast. Can you rap? If so, I'd love it if you tried "HaNdS tO tHe SkY" once you finish the project you're on.
EDIT: In my lyricdump before, I missed one of my favorites!!
IF YOU COULD HATE
John: ahh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book. colonel sassacre’s daunting text of magical frivolity and practical japery. no trolls to bother me. how could this possibly get any better?
*Bleep-bloop*
John: huh? who’s pestering me?…trolling me…carcinoGenet-oh, come on.
CG has begun trolling GT
CG: HELLO, JOHN HUMAN.
GT: ugh, hi cg.
CG: HEY JOHN HUMAN, YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING.
GT: i won’t try.
CG: OKAY, SO I WAS TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND THE DAVE-HUMAN.
CG: AND HE WAS RAPPING WITH ME.
CG: AND RHYMING WITH ME.
GT: i really don’t care.
CG: AND IT WAS GETTING REALLY BITTER.
CG: AND I’M PRETTY SURE HE WAS TRYING TO HATE-FLIRT WITH ME.
CG: I THINK YOUR FRIEND THE DAVE HUMAN IS CAPABLE OF CALIGNIOUS ROMANCE
GT: …
GT: what.
GT: you are such a troll.
CG: I DON’T SEE HOW MY SPECIES IS RELEVANT HERE.
GT: …whatever. anyway, that’s not how humans work.
GT: hate means hate, not some sort of weird love thing.
GT: also, why are you telling me this?
GT: why should i care?
GT: i don’t care.
GT: what did i fuck up today?
CG: YOUR FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT CONVINCES ME THAT YOU ARE FEELING A TAD DEFENSIVE.
GT: i am not getting defensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GT: look, why do i care about some gay rap you had with dave? i am trying to read.
CG: WELL, I WAS NOT TRYING TO IMPLY ANYTHING.
CG: I JUST THOUGHT THAT THE IDEA OF HATEFUL ROMANCE IS SOMETHING I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TROLL YOU ABOUT.
GT: well it’s stupid and this conversation is over
CG: BUT JOHN HUMAN!
GT: over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GT has blocked CG
John: glad that’s over.
CG has begun trolling GT
CG: OKAY, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW
GT: get out of my life.
Karkat: IF YOU COULD HATE,
I WOULD SAY, THAT’S GREAT!
UM I MEAN, WAIT!
THAT’S STUPID AND MAKES ME IRATE!
BECAUSE YOU SEE
IF THE HUMAN WERE ME
I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY
I’LL HATE YOU TOO
BUT I DON’T HATE YOU
John: cg, please, i am trying to read
…
John: what??!!
Karkat: IF YOU WERE HATING
John: cg!!
Karkat: THAT WOULD BE KEEN!
John: cg, i am trying to read this book.
Karkat: FOR AS YOU’VE SEEN,
John: cg.
Karkat: I’M ALWAYS MEAN TO YOU.
John: argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karkat: AND I KNOW THAT YOU
John: what?
Karkat: WOULD ACCEPT IT TOO!
John: accept what?
Karkat: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
“HEY GUESS WHAT, I HATE YOU!”
BUT I DON’T HATE YOU
Karkat: I’M FURIOUS
JUST TROLLING YOU
(I have no idea about this line)
Karkat: SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR CALIGNIOUS BUCKET?
John: that doesn’t even make sense!!!!!!!
Karkat: SURE IT DOES!
Karkat: IF YOU COULD HATE
John: uuuggghhh!!!
Karkat: THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
John: i don’t even know what you’re talking about
Karkat: MY PATIENCE YOU’D GRATE.
John: shut up shut up shut up
Karkat: WOULDN’T BE TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE!
John: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Karkat: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
TROLLING YOU EVERY DATE
‘BOUT HOW YOU’RE SECOND RATE
HOW YOU WOKE UP TOO LATE
HOW YOU MESSED UP
WHEN YOU WENT IN THE GATE
MY HATE!!!!!
John: i don’t want your hate!
Karkat: BUT IF YOU COULD HATE!
John: argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GT has blocked CG
Karkat: HEH HEH HEH
NOW THAT’S HOW YOU TROLL A PERSON.
Last edited by ScientificFlorist; 03-25-2011 at 08:08 PM.
I'm a filkwriter at heart. Here are some of my songs!
@SquirrelPants: AMAZING voice contrast. Can you rap? If so, I'd love it if you tried "HaNdS tO tHe SkY" once you finish the project you're on.
I could try, I suppose. My backlog of projects to work on is getting larger and larger very quickly. :V
I'm done with Ringmaster for now, though. It's been two days and I don't want to make it annoying for me, because I love Les Mis and also that song a lot. So I'll see what there is to be sung and save yours in my folder.
...Wait, am I getting requests to do songs now? Am I actually GOOD at this? WHAT?
Last edited by SquirrelPants; 03-25-2011 at 08:35 PM.
Re: MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Suddenly Popular!
Originally Posted by Ace Problem Inspector
I was going to suggest Prince Eri as our first song! Before we jump straight into this, we need to get an idea of how to make songs, throw em together, and see how long it takes to go from lyrics to song, and Prince Eri seems like the perfect place to start (since IS what inspired this thread and all)!
I would definately agree with you there!
As for editing songs, that's something I would enjoy doing.
If you saw my post a page or so back where I put up my Prince Eri WIP, I did all the voices and editing on that myself with FL Studio 9. if others want to contribute to the song, they can PM me and we can work it through there! If anyone wants the RAW Karaoke file, or the raw audio files, and if they want to edit it, let me know and I can send em too you. And, vice versa, if y'all have recordings you'd like me to fit into the music, as well as maybe apply some filters, You just have to get me the audio files and I can assemble them for ya!
I've left the forum community, I'm afraid.
Bye guys.
it's been real.
me and my pal have collab'd on a few lyric rewrites recently, so haha guess I might as well post them here! they're, I guess, "mostly finished"? there are some lines I'd really like to change, but derp derp I think we're both totally burned out so. /shrug.
anyway! they're based on bad romance, tik tok, and teenage dream, respectively, because trashy pop music works so hilariously well for this sort of thing
troll romance
(I dedicate this song to eridan, the most desperate loser of us all.)
ooooh caught in a troll romance (x2)
red hearts (flu-u-ushed)
black spades (caliginous)
quadrants (ooh la la)
want your troll romance
(x2)
it's warm and tender
the red love i crave
don't need my moirail
to make me behave
i want your love
love love love
i want your love
i want it wild
so please don't act tame
don't need an auspistice
to cool this black flame
i want your hate
hate hate hate
i want your hate
you know that I hate you
and you know that i pity you
i want your concupiscent romance
i want your hatred and
i want your revenge
you and me could write a troll romance
i want your pity,
your ex-matesprit's revenge
you and me could write a troll romance
ooooh caught in a troll romance (x2)
red hearts (flu-u-ushed)
black spades (caliginous)
quadrants (ooh la la)
want your troll romance
this is so wrong but
without you i pine
so i give up i just
need you to be mine
i want your love
love love love
i want your hate
this redblack romance
is fickle at best
we have no control
we're like two trolls possessed
i want your hate
hate hate hate
i want your love
you know that I hate you
and you know that i pity you
i want your concupiscent romance
i want your hatred and
i want your revenge
you and me could write a troll romance
i want your pity,
your ex-matesprit's revenge
you and me could write a troll romance
ooooh caught in a troll romance (x2)
red hearts (flu-u-ushed)
black spades (caliginous)
quadrants (ooh la la)
want your troll romance
(x2)
matesprits or
kismeses baby
either way we
can't be lazy
matesprits or
kismesis baby
either way it's
almost pailday
matesprits or
kismeses baby
either way we
can't be lazy
matesprits or
kismeses baby
time to fill those pails, baby
i want your hate
i don't want to be friends
i want your love
i don't care what quadrant
(x2)
i don't care what quadrant
i don't want to be friends
want your troll romance (x2)
i want your hatred and
i want your revenge
you and me could write a troll romance
i want your pity,
your ex-matesprit's revenge
you and me could write a troll romance
ooooh caught in a troll romance (x2)
(want your troll romance) (x3)
red hearts (flu-u-ushed)
black spades (caliginous)
quadrants (ooh la la)
want your troll romance
tik towel
(oh equius)
Wake up in the morning feeling like a weakling
Grab a glass of lusus milk--oh god it's always breaking
Before I leave, grab my bow GODDAMN it just snapped in half
See all these posters on my wall, hey look, a musclebeast calf!
I'm talking exquisite musclebeast nudes, nudes
Lower bloodlines think they're crude, crude
And so I think they're really rude, rude
They just don't understand the musclebeast charm (charm)
Their gloriously mucled arms... arms....
...i think i need a towel
with all respect, I'll be direct, can't let this sweat go unchecked
nothing dry is nearby, oh god where is my supply
Arthour where are you, i can't live without my towels, no-o-o-o-o
(x2)
gutterbloods and highbloods not respecting their caste
like how gamzee only orders me around when he's asked
And now Aradia's really hot, but her blood's muddy red
Why can't we all just act how we're supposed to be bred?
Nepeta hugging me around the clock
getting off to Karkat's capslock
Makin robot legs so Tavros can walk (walk)
Now, now here's Eridan sounding desperate
Ordering me 'round with threats (threats)
Wait, is he actually wearing a skirt? What.
with all respect, I'll be direct, can't let this sweat go unchecked
nothing dry is nearby, oh god where is my supply
Arthour where are you, i can't live without my towels, no-o-o-o-o
(x2)
(robots) I build them up
i break them down
set to kill mode
they can't beat me
they break under
my STRONG fury
when I duel them
sweat starts flowing
(robots) I build them up
i break them down
set to kill mode
they can't beat me
the thought of this
destruction's made
my sweat start flowing
now the feelings jam don't start til we're both on the pile
with all respect, I'll be direct, can't let this sweat go unchecked
nothing dry is nearby, oh god where is my supply
Arthour where are you, i can't live without my towels, no-o-o-o-o
(x2)
diamond dream
(a equius ♦ nepeta duet. we started to work out who would be singing which lines, but then got distracted forever by Sanctum. oh well!)
you think i'm silly just cause i like to roleplay
but you still join me when I tell you it's okay
this little kitty
will make you play every day (every day!)
Before you met me, I had such high-
Blood rage. But you were pouncy, my STRONGNESS was
Upstaged. Now when you see me, we play like we're still grub-aged (still grub-aged!)
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I might get angry, but you can always calm me
I might be silly, but you'll always protect me
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
if we vomit out any more of these, they'll definitely get posted here haha.
Last edited by vociferocity; 07-07-2011 at 02:27 AM.
mintt i would sing a duet with you any day of the week ;u;
It's finally the weekend, so hopefully I will be able to record some stuff! And maybe finish that Legally Blonde song rewrite I started forever ago, buuuut that depends on how creative I'm feeling.
diamond dream
(a equius ♦ nepeta duet. we started to work out who would be singing which lines, but then got distracted forever by Sanctum. oh well!)
you think i'm silly just cause i like to roleplay
but you still join me when I tell you it's okay
this little kitty
will make you play every day (every day!)
Before you met me, I had such high-
Blood rage. But you were pouncy, my STRONGNESS was
Upstaged. Now when you see me, we play like we're underage (underage!)
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I might get angry, but you can always calm me
I might be silly, but you'll always protect me
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
if we vomit out any more of these, they'll definitely get posted here haha.
diamond dream
(a equius ♦ nepeta duet. we started to work out who would be singing which lines, but then got distracted forever by Sanctum. oh well!)
you think i'm silly just cause i like to roleplay
but you still join me when I tell you it's okay
this little kitty
will make you play every day (every day!)
Before you met me, I had such high-
Blood rage. But you were pouncy, my STRONGNESS was
Upstaged. Now when you see me, we play like we're underage (underage!)
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I might get angry, but you can always calm me
I might be silly, but you'll always protect me
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
if we vomit out any more of these, they'll definitely get posted here haha.
If I may ask, what song is this based on?
Teenage Dream, I think?
lovelyAssistant on Pesterchum, OOC (just tell me if you want to talk to any of my characters )
the prophet turned to the masses and spoke thusly:
"your complaints are loud indeed, said the prophet. 'we cannot drink of this, for the taste is bitter, and vile to our tongues!' know this! only through boldly persevering in the face of these trials can you fully benefit from the wealth of energy hydration that the first star of rocks can give! consider this: ken ye well the beverage coffee? it too is flushed with bitterness, but this bitterness only serves to ennoble and invigorate the failing spirit! the first star of rocks is coffee for the soul.
this is the first lesson"
Originally Posted by mechanicalFactory
Congrats LA, you're 1000 post crashed the forums for a second.
diamond dream
(a equius ♦ nepeta duet. we started to work out who would be singing which lines, but then got distracted forever by Sanctum. oh well!)
you think i'm silly just cause i like to roleplay
but you still join me when I tell you it's okay
this little kitty
will make you play every day (every day!)
Before you met me, I had such high-
Blood rage. But you were pouncy, my STRONGNESS was
Upstaged. Now when you see me, we play like we're underage (underage!)
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I might get angry, but you can always calm me
I might be silly, but you'll always protect me
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
let's go on the pile tonight
no roleplay, or fights
we can jam, about feelings
you and i
we'll be pale forever
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
you make me feel like I'm living a diamond dream
the way you help me out
you need me to help you too
and I will always be here, I will always be here
this is real, it's pale as it gets
just one hug
and we were moirails
pale romance, I ship it hard
and I will always be here, I will always be here
I'mma always keep you safe
from those FLARPing trolls
be your moirail tonight
might roleplay like a lowblood
if it makes you smile
be your moirail tonight
if we vomit out any more of these, they'll definitely get posted here haha.
If I may ask, what song is this based on?
Teenage Dream, I think?
I'm almost pawsitive I listed what they're all based on at the start of the post somewhere, but yeah, teenage dream lol
Last edited by vociferocity; 03-26-2011 at 02:29 AM.
You "hope" it's "at least okay?" SquirrelPants, you underestimate yourself. That was perfect. It was so awesomely sinister! All the voices were freaking awesome!
I was a little skeptical about this thread at first, because there's always been singing and song writing in the Voice Acting thread, it's not a new thing, but if this will result in more songs being made, then who am I to complain? (especially mintt and Polly, I love you two so much I would give you so many wwhales <3)
I don't know if "Friends on the Other Side" is still a thing, but in case you wanted a reference, here are the ones that Jay-Arr and ApatheticZombie did before.
spacetimeCounselor also wrote a lot of amazing songs that unfortunately never got properly voiced.
This is a story
without a meaning
This is a fable
without a moral
Everything broken
Everything ruined
What does it all mean?
give me some answers!
I
will divine!
What our purpose will become
and I will not be a tool of fate
I
will go find!
What this place can tell me
and I'll know what the purpose of it is!
I will ne----ver give up! I will find some meaning! I will not stop, 'til I've uncovered everything
I will ne----ver give up! I must know our new destiny! And I will not depart without an----swers!
Nothing can stop me
It is beneath me
Brook no resistance
Aggrieve any insult
I
will divine!
What our purpose will become
and I will not be a tool of fate
I
will go find!
What this place can tell me
and I'll know what the purpose of it is!
I will ne----ver give up! I will find some meaning! I will not stop, 'til I've uncovered everything
I will ne----ver give up! I must know our new destiny! And I will not depart without an----swers!
Do I real-ly know what I'm doing
to us?
Should I serve the Horrorterrors?
Am I being strong?
Am I really weak?
Am I destroying everything?
No, I must stand fast until I'm done finding the meaning I need!
Nothing can stop me
It is beneath me
Brook no resistance
Aggrieve any insult
I
will divine!
What our purpose will become
and I will make it truly our own!
I
will go find!
What this place can tell me
and I'll make a purpose for everyone!
I will ne----ver give up! I will find some meaning! I will not stop, 'til I've uncovered everything
I will ne----ver give up! I must forge a new destiny! And I will not depart without mea----ning!
They Might Be Giants' "Four of Two" (sung by Jade)
Underneath a dream tower on a pacific island where I've lived for about thirteen years
I stood in waiting for a boy I knew to connect to a game we were to play
It was thirteen minutes of four
At 4:13, I stood waiting for the boy
About four minutes early for the game we were playing
He was planning to say I was his sister then
Just as soon as he played the apocalypse game
And the time was 4:13
On 4/13 I became the Witch of Space
After shit got real and I prototyped my dog
I was alchemizing things to get ready
For the quest I would take to create a universe
And the date was 4/13
Before all that, I began to feel tired
Since my dreamself died, sleep became a squiddly time
It seemed as if my dreams were growing dark
And then horrorterrors came right out of nowhere
And I screamed and screamed and screamed
I headed back home to my wrecked room since I saw John had connected to me
But then he fell asleep so the meteor fell and Bec had to blow it up for me
It was still April thirteenth
At once I awoke to a cold and snowy world
There were frozen frogs and gigantic green forests
An imp attacked, and my dog blew it up
(He is awesome like that, he has superpowers)
And now everything has changed and the game has started
And it still is 4/13
However, if I could ask for any song to be done, it would be "It Sucks To Be Me" by Avenue Q, which was re-written by MightyMoose some time ago.
It Sucks To Be Me (Alternia Version)
TAVROS
What do you do when you’re stuck in a wheelchair,
Wishing to soar through the sky?
Six sweeps of gaming and plenty of taming,
But still I’m unable to fly.
My skin is quite pallid,
And I’m an invalid.
To make it, I must be a man.
With Vriska beside me,
To push me and guide me, I’ll do it!
I’ll be Pupa Pan!
ERIDAN
Evenin’ Kan.
KANAYA
Good evening, Eridan.
ERIDAN
How's life?
KANAYA
Upsetting.
ERIDAN
What’s wrong?
KANAYA
I do not wish to talk about it.
ERIDAN
Kan, it’s hard. Bein’ a kid and growing up.
KANAYA
Yes. Hrmph. I always thought -
ERIDAN
What?
KANAYA
No, it sounds stupid.
ERIDAN
You can tell me, Kan.
KANAYA
Since I was little
I dreamed that I’d be...
ERIDAN
Eh?
KANAYA
…with someone special
Who would like me for me.
But now it’s gone all wrong,
And as you can see
I'm not
ERIDAN
Nope!
KANAYA
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
ERIDAN
Life’s hard.
KANAYA
It sucks to be me.
ERIDAN
Nobody understands.
KANAYA
It sucks that whenever there is romance,
Who’s the auspice? ME.
It sucks to be me.
ERIDAN
Oh, you think your life sucks?
KANAYA
I think so.
ERIDAN
Yer problems aren't so bad!
My blood is royal,
Of that I am sure ("shore").
KANAYA
It is.
ERIDAN
Yes!
I like malicious things
Like murder and war.
A troll like me
Should find it easy to score,
So why won’t Fef be my girlfriend!?
Fuck!
It sucks to be me!
KANAYA
Me too.
ERIDAN
It sucks to be me.
KANAYA
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Eri...
ERIDAN
And Kan...
KANAYA
She’s ruined my life!
ERIDAN
She’s ruined my plan!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.
*Enter EQUIUS and ARADIA, arguing*
KANAYA
Equius, Aradia, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
EQUIUS
Ah, certainly.
KANAYA
Whose life sucks more?
Eridan’s or mine?
EQUIUS AND ARADIA
Ours!
EQUIUS
I am a blueblood.
ARADIA
With skills in robot design.
EQUIUS
I am a proper noble…
ARADIA
…hating all the “common swine”
EQUIUS
So why do I perspire
For blood that’s lower than mine?!
Oh, I’m so mad it makes me scowl…
ARADIA
Equius, you need a towel.
EQUIUS
Why do you taunt me,
With blood so horrid and red?
ARADIA
Please!
I don’t know why you care
about my blood, because I’M DEAD.
EQUIUS
Dear, please stop yelling
Or you’ll hurt your sweet head…
…oh hell.
ARADIA
You fat cow!
…oh my gog, kiss me now!
EQUIUS
It sucks to be me!
ARADIA
No, it sucks to be me!
ERIDAN
It sucks to be me!
KANAYA
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
THOLLUKTH
Why are you guyth tho happy?
ARADIA
Because our lives suck.
THOLLUKTH
Your lives thuck?
Did I hear that correctly? Ha!
I am an awesome Psychic,
That cannot be denied.
But I went and ate Mind Honey
And now my girlfriend’s fried.
But now I’m warning you
She won’t be the last who’s died!
It’s all of Alternia!
The end of our universe!
Because of this stupid SGRUB game!
And since we’re playing, we’re all DOOMED.
It thucks to be me!
It thucks to be me!
I said it
Thucka-thucka-thucka-thucka-
thucka-thucka-thucka-thucka-
thucka-thucka-thucka-thucka-
thuck!
It thucks to be me!
TAVROS
Uhh, excuse me?
KANAYA
Hello.
TAVROS
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
THOLLUKTH
It’s no use looking for a place to live now. We’re all gonna die soon anyway.
TAVROS
Well, I started at the Royal hives,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
hive looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
KANAYA
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
I will get him.
TAVROS
Great, thanks!
KANAYA
Karkat? You have a guest.
KARKAT
Go away, asshole.
TAVROS
Oh my Gog!
It's Karkat Vantas!
KARKAT
Yes I am!
I'm Karkat Vantas
And if you don’t recall,
I am the greatest leader
But I’m always doomed to fall.
I got mad and ran some code
that’s killing us all.
And I hear -
Everybody!
Shouting on cue…
ALL
It sucks to be you.
ERIDAN
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KANAYA
I feel better now.
KARKAT
Try having all your
past and future selves say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
I hate my life.
ALL
It sucks to be you
Alternia’s doomed
(Sucks to be me)
Alternia’s doomed
(Sucks to be you)
Alternia’s doomed
(Sucks to be us)
But if we work together…
Work together
We can make a world too!
We’ll make a universe too!
It’s strange, but true!
'Til our time is through,
We’ll make a universe new.
TAVROS
Uh…what?
ALL
We’ll make a universe new.
ARADIA
This is all pointless.
ALL
We’ll make a universe new.
KARKAT
Shut up.
VRISKA
…all this singing and NOBODY INVITED ME?!
There's been sooo many songs written, I really wish we had a song archive.
I love it when you guys sing and voice-act, so keep it up and have fun!
Actually, I meant to tack on a request for a few more people to do other voices for that. I can do Sollux and Gamzee for sure, and I am trying to get a Karkat voice. Other than that I don't think I can find anything.
"Alternia Is Awesome"
I was watching Discovery Channel and so this got into my head.
Gamzee: It never mothafuckin' gets old, huh?
Tavros: Nope.
Gamzee: It kinda makes ya want to...
Tavros: Uh... Break into song?
Gamzee: Hehe, yup.
Gamzee: I love my faygo.
Tavros: Uh... I love Pupa Pan!
Aradia: I have lost interest.
Terezi: I love when dragons fly!
All: I love Alternia, and all its sights and sounds!
Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada.
Sollux: I love to fucking hack.
Equius: I love a peasant blood...
Nepeta: I love to roleplay! :33
Feferi: I love my cuttlefish!
All: I love Alternia, and all its crazy trolls!
Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada.
Karkat: I LOVE TO SAY FUCK A LOT.
Vriska: I love to mind control!
Kanaya: I love huge chainsaws.
Eridan: I'LL KILL ALL LAND DWELLERS.
All: I love Alternia, and all its violence!
Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada.
I might change Sollux's line later. If anyone has any suggestions. :>
Ahahaha, that's awesome, especially Aradia's line.
If you aren't happy with Sollux's, maybe "ii love two wriite ~ATH"? According to the wiki, ~ATH is pronounced "till death," so the syllables still fit. But it is great the way it is!
This is a story
without a meaning
This is a fable
without a moral
Everything broken
Everything ruined
What does it all mean?
give me some answers!
I
will divine!
What our purpose will become
and I will not be a tool of fate
I
will go find!
What this place can tell me
and I'll know what the purpose of it is!
I will ne----ver give up! I will find some meaning! I will not stop, 'til I've uncovered everything
I will ne----ver give up! I must know our new destiny! And I will not depart without an----swers!
Nothing can stop me
It is beneath me
Brook no resistance
Aggrieve any insult
I
will divine!
What our purpose will become
and I will not be a tool of fate
I
will go find!
What this place can tell me
and I'll know what the purpose of it is!
I will ne----ver give up! I will find some meaning! I will not stop, 'til I've uncovered everything
I will ne----ver give up! I must know our new destiny! And I will not depart without an----swers!
Do I real-ly know what I'm doing
to us?
Should I serve the Horrorterrors?
Am I being strong?
Am I really weak?
Am I destroying everything?
No, I must stand fast until I'm done finding the meaning I need!
Nothing can stop me
It is beneath me
Brook no resistance
Aggrieve any insult
I
will divine!
What our purpose will become
and I will make it truly our own!
I
will go find!
What this place can tell me
and I'll make a purpose for everyone!
I will ne----ver give up! I will find some meaning! I will not stop, 'til I've uncovered everything
I will ne----ver give up! I must forge a new destiny! And I will not depart without mea----ning!
They Might Be Giants' "Four of Two" (sung by Jade)
Underneath a dream tower on a pacific island where I've lived for about thirteen years
I stood in waiting for a boy I knew to connect to a game we were to play
It was thirteen minutes of four
At 4:13, I stood waiting for the boy
About four minutes early for the game we were playing
He was planning to say I was his sister then
Just as soon as he played the apocalypse game
And the time was 4:13
On 4/13 I became the Witch of Space
After shit got real and I prototyped my dog
I was alchemizing things to get ready
For the quest I would take to create a universe
And the date was 4/13
Before all that, I began to feel tired
Since my dreamself died, sleep became a squiddly time
It seemed as if my dreams were growing dark
And then horrorterrors came right out of nowhere
And I screamed and screamed and screamed
I headed back home to my wrecked room since I saw John had connected to me
But then he fell asleep so the meteor fell and Bec had to blow it up for me
It was still April thirteenth
At once I awoke to a cold and snowy world
There were frozen frogs and gigantic green forests
An imp attacked, and my dog blew it up
(He is awesome like that, he has superpowers)
And now everything has changed and the game has started
And it still is 4/13
However, if I could ask for any song to be done, it would be "It Sucks To Be Me" by Avenue Q, which was re-written by MightyMoose some time ago.
It Sucks To Be Me (Alternia Version)
TAVROS
What do you do when you’re stuck in a wheelchair,
Wishing to soar through the sky?
Six sweeps of gaming and plenty of taming,
But still I’m unable to fly.
My skin is quite pallid,
And I’m an invalid.
To make it, I must be a man.
With Vriska beside me,
To push me and guide me, I’ll do it!
I’ll be Pupa Pan!
ERIDAN
Evenin’ Kan.
KANAYA
Good evening, Eridan.
ERIDAN
How's life?
KANAYA
Upsetting.
ERIDAN
What’s wrong?
KANAYA
I do not wish to talk about it.
ERIDAN
Kan, it’s hard. Bein’ a kid and growing up.
KANAYA
Yes. Hrmph. I always thought -
ERIDAN
What?
KANAYA
No, it sounds stupid.
ERIDAN
You can tell me, Kan.
KANAYA
Since I was little
I dreamed that I’d be...
ERIDAN
Eh?
KANAYA
…with someone special
Who would like me for me.
But now it’s gone all wrong,
And as you can see
I'm not
ERIDAN
Nope!
KANAYA
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
ERIDAN
Life’s hard.
KANAYA
It sucks to be me.
ERIDAN
Nobody understands.
KANAYA
It sucks that whenever there is romance,
Who’s the auspice? ME.
It sucks to be me.
ERIDAN
Oh, you think your life sucks?
KANAYA
I think so.
ERIDAN
Yer problems aren't so bad!
My blood is royal,
Of that I am sure ("shore").
KANAYA
It is.
ERIDAN
Yes!
I like malicious things
Like murder and war.
A troll like me
Should find it easy to score,
So why won’t Fef be my girlfriend!?
Fuck!
It sucks to be me!
KANAYA
Me too.
ERIDAN
It sucks to be me.
KANAYA
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Eri...
ERIDAN
And Kan...
KANAYA
She’s ruined my life!
ERIDAN
She’s ruined my plan!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.
*Enter EQUIUS and ARADIA, arguing*
KANAYA
Equius, Aradia, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
EQUIUS
Ah, certainly.
KANAYA
Whose life sucks more?
Eridan’s or mine?
EQUIUS AND ARADIA
Ours!
EQUIUS
I am a blueblood.
ARADIA
With skills in robot design.
EQUIUS
I am a proper noble…
ARADIA
…hating all the “common swine”
EQUIUS
So why do I perspire
For blood that’s lower than mine?!
Oh, I’m so mad it makes me scowl…
ARADIA
Equius, you need a towel.
EQUIUS
Why do you taunt me,
With blood so horrid and red?
ARADIA
Please!
I don’t know why you care
about my blood, because I’M DEAD.
EQUIUS
Dear, please stop yelling
Or you’ll hurt your sweet head…
…oh hell.
ARADIA
You fat cow!
…oh my gog, kiss me now!
EQUIUS
It sucks to be me!
ARADIA
No, it sucks to be me!
ERIDAN
It sucks to be me!
KANAYA
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
THOLLUKTH
Why are you guyth tho happy?
ARADIA
Because our lives suck.
THOLLUKTH
Your lives thuck?
Did I hear that correctly? Ha!
I am an awesome Psychic,
That cannot be denied.
But I went and ate Mind Honey
And now my girlfriend’s fried.
But now I’m warning you
She won’t be the last who’s died!
It’s all of Alternia!
The end of our universe!
Because of this stupid SGRUB game!
And since we’re playing, we’re all DOOMED.
It thucks to be me!
It thucks to be me!
I said it
Thucka-thucka-thucka-thucka-
thucka-thucka-thucka-thucka-
thucka-thucka-thucka-thucka-
thuck!
It thucks to be me!
TAVROS
Uhh, excuse me?
KANAYA
Hello.
TAVROS
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
THOLLUKTH
It’s no use looking for a place to live now. We’re all gonna die soon anyway.
TAVROS
Well, I started at the Royal hives,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
hive looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
KANAYA
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
I will get him.
TAVROS
Great, thanks!
KANAYA
Karkat? You have a guest.
KARKAT
Go away, asshole.
TAVROS
Oh my Gog!
It's Karkat Vantas!
KARKAT
Yes I am!
I'm Karkat Vantas
And if you don’t recall,
I am the greatest leader
But I’m always doomed to fall.
I got mad and ran some code
that’s killing us all.
And I hear -
Everybody!
Shouting on cue…
ALL
It sucks to be you.
ERIDAN
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KANAYA
I feel better now.
KARKAT
Try having all your
past and future selves say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
I hate my life.
ALL
It sucks to be you
Alternia’s doomed
(Sucks to be me)
Alternia’s doomed
(Sucks to be you)
Alternia’s doomed
(Sucks to be us)
But if we work together…
Work together
We can make a world too!
We’ll make a universe too!
It’s strange, but true!
'Til our time is through,
We’ll make a universe new.
TAVROS
Uh…what?
ALL
We’ll make a universe new.
ARADIA
This is all pointless.
ALL
We’ll make a universe new.
KARKAT
Shut up.
VRISKA
…all this singing and NOBODY INVITED ME?!
There's been sooo many songs written, I really wish we had a song archive.
I love it when you guys sing and voice-act, so keep it up and have fun!
Originally Posted by DapperTroll
"Alternia Is Awesome"
I was watching Discovery Channel and so this got into my head.
Gamzee: It never mothafuckin' gets old, huh?
Tavros: Nope.
Gamzee: It kinda makes ya want to...
Tavros: Uh... Break into song?
Gamzee: Hehe, yup.
Gamzee: I love my faygo.
Tavros: Uh... I love Pupa Pan!
Aradia: I have lost interest.
Terezi: I love when dragons fly!
All: I love Alternia, and all its sights and sounds!
Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada.
Sollux: I love to fucking hack.
Equius: I love a peasant blood...
Nepeta: I love to roleplay! :33
Feferi: I love my cuttlefish!
All: I love Alternia, and all its crazy trolls!
Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada.
Karkat: I LOVE TO SAY FUCK A LOT.
Vriska: I love to mind control!
Kanaya: I love huge chainsaws.
Eridan: I'LL KILL ALL LAND DWELLERS.
All: I love Alternia, and all its violence!
Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada, Boom Di Ada.
I might change Sollux's line later. If anyone has any suggestions. :>